#incorrect RWBY quotes

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)

[leokatto]

A requested Incorrect rwby quote

Sorry for the wait because school is kicking my ass rn but it's gonna be fine, I hope lol (my uploads gonna be a bit slow because of this)

Also I feel like this was not in the right time to post this because of the news that rooster teeth is shutting down but I still want to post something a bit funny/positive 🥹

[juanarc-thethird]

HOW?!!!

Weiss: How is it possible that you guys are still alive? You two should be dead!

Nora: *Looks at Jaune* Should we tell her our secret?

Jaune: *Nods*

Nora: We are...

Weiss: Ah-ha...

Nora:... stupid. *smiles*

Jaune: *Smug*

Weiss:...

Weiss: What?

[tupayapsina]

Jacques: You are not good enough for my daughter

Ruby: You're not good enough for your daughter

Jacques: Excuse me?

Ruby: You heard me

[willsonlmt]

Good girl 1

Jaune walks up behind pyrrha who's currently bending over playing with zwei

Jaune: Hey, pyrrha?

Pyrrha turns around, smiling at jaune as her ponytail tail whips around.

Pyrrha: Yes, Jaune?

Jaune steels himself, reaches up to Pyrrhas' head, then gives her head pats, and says in a confident voice he can muster

Jaune : Good girl.

Pyrrha turns really red and grabs jaune by the arm. She begins to walk while pulling him along.

Jaune: Pyr, I'm sorry. It was a dare from yang, please. I'm sorry, don't hurt me.

Pyrrha: Hurt you. Oh no, Jaune, i intend to get more of that praise in private.

Yang is looking on from afar.

Yang : Hmm, I guess I should text Ren and Nora to steer clear of their room.

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: I heard someone sounds like an owl!

Weiss: Who?

Ruby: *giggling*

Weiss:

Weiss:

Weiss: I want a divorce.

[incorrectrwbyladybugquotes]

[iamafanofcartoons]

The full compilation of GayMaraMada VoiceOver RWBY Tweets! Original twitter account was gone, so no source link. #GreenlightRWBYVolume10

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Weiss: Are you a practicing homosexual?

Yang: No. I don't need practice. I'm very good at it.

[chiefladylightyay]

Ruby: *prattling on about cool guns and stuff*

Weiss: You know, they say speech is silver but silence is golden.

Ruby: *falls silent* :c

Weiss: *smiles* luckily for you, I much prefer silver to gold.

Ruby: Aww, Weiss~ *glomps Weiss*

Weiss: *pets Ruby* Now, you were just about to tell me all about the ZK-98 Sniping Scope, weren't you?

Ruby: Right! *resumes prattling with a bright smile on her face*

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets

[tinyfrog-jpg]

I did a silly

Part 2

[juanarc-thethird]

IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!

Jaune is reading a good book in his bedroom alone. With no one to distract or bother him.

Jaune: *Enjoying his book* What a great book.

*SMASH!*

Suddenly the window in his room is destroyed by a cat girl in order to get in.

Jaune: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Blake: JAUNE, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!

Jaune: *Worry* What happen?!

Blake: *Undressing* There's no time to explain! We have to have sex right now!

Jaune: *Confuse* W-Wut?! Why?!

Blake: *Panic* There's no time! Hurry!!

Jaune: *Undresing* I-Um-Ok! Let's do it!

One good dicking later…

Blake/Jaune: Oh Yes!~💕/Fuck~💕

Jaune: So... um... What was the emergency?

Blake: *Smiles* I was horny

[tupayapsina]

[finding a lost dog]

Ruby: I think he looks like someone's pet. Maybe we should put up posters

Weiss: Yeah, it should have a big picture of him and the words "Is this your dog? Not anymore."

[willsonlmt]

In the beacon shooting range. Yang is working on her Accuracy with her long shots. When jaune comes up to her reloading.

Jaune: Hey Yang, can I ask for a favor real quick?

Yang: Depends on the favor.

Jaune: I was wondering if I could borrow bumblebee this Friday night.

Yang: hahaha hahaha ..... no, you can't borrow my baby.

Jaune: Please, I know how to ride motorcycles. I'll be super careful with her.

Yang: Yeah, no

Jaune unlocks a practice pistol from the armory

Jaune: What if we bet on it.

He says, taking a few shots at a target down range and missing terribley

Yang: Pfft okay, jaune, how about this land any of your next 5 shots in the middle of your target, and I'll let you borrow Bumblebee.

Jaune reloads this pistol.

Jaune: Really? Is that a bet?

He extends his hand for a handshake.

Yang: Yeah, it's a bet. It's not like you're going to actually do it.

Yang says shaking jaunes hand.

As soon as jaune lets go, he lines up himself and gets all 5 shots in the middle.

Yang in disbelief: Wait, what?!

Jaune: Yang, im trained by Pyrrha, and im friends with your sister. Did you think I didn't know how to use a gun effectively. Anyways I'll be picking up those keys from you on Friday.

[smh0217]

Jaune: What are you doing?

Yang, “stuck” in a dryer: Help me. I'm stuck.

Jaune: What do you mean you're stuck?Are you stupid?

Yang, pulling herself out of the dryer: Are YOU stupid???