#incorrect RWBY quotes

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Yang: Blake and I are dating!

Ruby: We've known that for years.

Yang: We only started dating 2 days ago!

Weiss: The fuck were you doing before then?

[leokatto]

A requested Incorrect rwby quote

Sorry for the wait because school is kicking my ass rn but it's gonna be fine, I hope lol (my uploads gonna be a bit slow because of this)

Also I feel like this was not in the right time to post this because of the news that rooster teeth is shutting down but I still want to post something a bit funny/positive 🥹

[juanarc-thethird]

Just a normal day.

Jaune: *Sleeping*

Weiss: Did he fall asleep again?

Ruby: Yes, it is very tiring for him to carry most of our supplies.

Neo:... *Looking at Jaune*

Ruby: Is something wrong, Neo?

Neo: "Let's fuck him👉👌😈"

Weiss/Ruby: *red* What?!

[tupayapsina]

Jacques: You are not good enough for my daughter

Ruby: You're not good enough for your daughter

Jacques: Excuse me?

Ruby: You heard me

[willsonlmt]

Good girl 1

Jaune walks up behind pyrrha who's currently bending over playing with zwei

Jaune: Hey, pyrrha?

Pyrrha turns around, smiling at jaune as her ponytail tail whips around.

Pyrrha: Yes, Jaune?

Jaune steels himself, reaches up to Pyrrhas' head, then gives her head pats, and says in a confident voice he can muster

Jaune : Good girl.

Pyrrha turns really red and grabs jaune by the arm. She begins to walk while pulling him along.

Jaune: Pyr, I'm sorry. It was a dare from yang, please. I'm sorry, don't hurt me.

Pyrrha: Hurt you. Oh no, Jaune, i intend to get more of that praise in private.

Yang is looking on from afar.

Yang : Hmm, I guess I should text Ren and Nora to steer clear of their room.

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: I heard someone sounds like an owl!

Weiss: Who?

Ruby: *giggling*

Weiss:

Weiss:

Weiss: I want a divorce.

[incorrectrwbyladybugquotes]

[iamafanofcartoons]

The full compilation of GayMaraMada VoiceOver RWBY Tweets! Original twitter account was gone, so no source link. #GreenlightRWBYVolume10

[chiefladylightyay]

Ruby: *prattling on about cool guns and stuff*

Weiss: You know, they say speech is silver but silence is golden.

Ruby: *falls silent* :c

Weiss: *smiles* luckily for you, I much prefer silver to gold.

Ruby: Aww, Weiss~ *glomps Weiss*

Weiss: *pets Ruby* Now, you were just about to tell me all about the ZK-98 Sniping Scope, weren't you?

Ruby: Right! *resumes prattling with a bright smile on her face*

[tinyfrog-jpg]

I did a silly

Part 2

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY Volume 9 Episode 7 Textposts

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Yang: [waking up in a hospital] What happened to me?

Weiss: This book should explain everything.

Yang: A Farewell to Arms? I fell in love with a nurse during WW1?

Weiss: No just the title. It's- There is no way you read this book.

[smh0217]

Jaune: I found out today that Emerald is getting released from prison early.

Yang: Oh, for good behavior?

Jaune: Nah, overcrowding.

[juanarc-thethird]

The world needs you

Jaune is focused on training outside with his sword until he is interrupted by Yang.

Yang: Jaune, we need to talk.

Jaune: Sure. What do you want to talk about?

Yang: It's about our future Jaune, the world needs you. Well, to be more precise, the world needs your pocket rocket.

Jaune: My... dick?! Are we seriously having a conversation about my dick right now?

Yang:...

Jaune: Yang?... Say it!

Yang: Yeah, we are talking about your d-d-d-ddick.

Jaune: *Worry* Is this suppose to be your love confession?

Yang: What?! No! Of course not. I just want you and Ruby to have a night together and… well, you know.

Jaune: You got to me kidding me.

Yang: Look Jaune, I'm not joking around. If you are not willing to take this step, then I will have to take matters into... my own hands.

Jaune: The hell do you want for me, Yang?

Yang: I mean, if you're not honest with my sister, then I'm going to have to get my hands on your purple-headed yogurt shooter myself. Right here, right now.

Jaune: What the fuck?! Get away from me! *Runs away*

Yang: *Follows him* Come back here and get my sister pregnant, you coward!

[tupayapsina]

[finding a lost dog]

Ruby: I think he looks like someone's pet. Maybe we should put up posters

Weiss: Yeah, it should have a big picture of him and the words "Is this your dog? Not anymore."