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me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun
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I want old aros so badly. I want a history. I want a future. I want tales of lives that I understand. I want to see myself in a future where I’m happy and comfortable.
But I don’t have that, so I’ll have to build it.
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"Okay but does tumblr have an algorithm? :(" "How will I know who to follow? :(" Fear not. Tumblr has the best algorithm of all social media it is called tapping somewhere by accident on your phone and now you follow someone new. Enjoy your new friend on your dash :)
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the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube
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hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever
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Wish I had a dick just so karlach could ride it.
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This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor
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HAPPY FUCK-ALL FRIDAY
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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