#kit brainrot is strong

[lostreverb]

random idea: kit spends the night after your hook up and you wake up to find him doing something unexpected...

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"what are you doing?..."

kit, dressed solely his white tank and underwear, brought himself out from under the cabinet beneath the kitchen sink. tools and bolts were scattered across the cool tile around him in a somewhat orderly fashion.

"didn't mean to wake ya' sorry... i just got up for glass and noticed the faucet was leakin' a bit n' so i figured..."

"oh, i could've had it fixed myself... you didn't have to do all this" you said, sheepishly.

you had only met the man that night and here he was working on your sink out of the goodness of his heart, barely dressed you might add.

he was the type of man you only heard about in fairy tales.

"a pretty girl like you shouldn't have to work a day in her life" kit flashed his charming grin, gathering up the tools to return them to their original place. "gotta keep your hands all nice n' soft, yeah?"

you felt your face flush as kit pulled you in by the waist, gently turning you around. a shiver went down your spine when he leaned in and whispered in your ear, breath warm against your skin. "let's head back, only thing i wanna be fixin' next is the bed"

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[love-toxin]

billy brainrot🤭 xxxi. "You're mine. Get that through your dense little brain." with him after a breakup!! pretty please

took me 1001 years to finish this but here i am babey

(cws: violent behavior, jealousy, toxic relationship, gn pronouns + fem nickname, possessiveness, post-breakup sex, needy billy, vaguely dubcon, shower sex, pet names, gaslighting)

Billy broke it off with you, not the other way around. He should not be the one banging on your front door, waiting by your car to catch you on the way to work, bothering you at your job to try and talk to you--and he especially should not be sabotaging your dates with other guys by showing up and causing a scene.

Punching your car window and dragging your date out to get into a fistfight with him? It's about as mature as a twelve year old's attitude. It was a first date too, not even that serious.

But that's just Billy. Just like it's quintessential for him to act all offended afterwards, like he's the one that's been put out cause you got mad at him. Then he starts up with the sweet talking, the "c'mon, mama", the kissing on your neck and telling you he missed you when you know he was messing with at least three other girls just this week. There's no reasoning with him, nor any point in entertaining his immature frame of mind. He's messed up and violent--a dangerous and unlikely-to-last cocktail for a partner.

Yet it's no surprise that you ended up in the showers with him, the pool empty and the parking lot dark since it's well close to midnight. You shouldn't have forced him to sit down with the first aid kit when he refused to go to the hospital for his cuts and that sprained shoulder--"'m not a pussy"--he said. It's different once the hot water hits his body, when he's got his hands bracing the wall behind you and his eyes burning a hole through your skull.

"You're mine." He growls over the hail of thudding water on linoleum. His skin burns as it slides over yours. "Get that through your dense little brain."

His muscles pin you like a brick wall against the shower, too broad and too strong for you to possibly resist. He slides your thigh up his hip to hook your leg around it, using the leverage to bump the tip of his rock-solid cock against you. That kiss he gives you is searing.

"Billy," You moan between kisses, your sentence finishing in a gasp as he slides in with a smirk. "You're an ass."

"You love me."

Thump. "No I don't." Thump. Each thrust knocks your head back against the tile, but Billy's hand creeps up to cushion it on the third time onward.

"You'd bite my dick off right now if you didn't."

"Nnh. I might still do it," Your warning comes with absolutely no venom, not nearly enough to wipe that grin from Billy's face as he gets exactly what he wants. Your answer makes him chuckle while he repositions you, hikes your other leg up with a grunt to hold you up against the shower wall. With both hands free you can cup his face as he makes out with you, adding to his perception that this is really what you wanted all along as your touches reminisce on a time not so long ago. When fucking in the pool room showers was a daily occurrence, tending his wounds was a kindness, and hearing him say 'I love you' felt like it actually had some meaning. Now it just feels like it's meant to placate you.

"Put on a condom, at least, you animal." You mutter amongst the sounds of skin slapping, tongues meeting teeth, and your back hitting the wet tile.

"I love you." He murmurs back. His voice rumbles against your throat, preceeding a soft but stinging bite that leaves a mark behind. You've got no idea what that answer means, but maybe it, too, means nothing. He could just be ignoring you for all you know.

"I'll pull out, baby. Y'know I will." Billy nips at your lower lip when he finally raises his head from your neck, having not had enough of using his teeth, evidently. "C'mon, mama. Love you."

"Quit it." That nickname hits you in the chest like a hammer on cloth, more than even those promises of love. He liked to tease you with that, then it became a term of endearment. You've always cared for him; reassuring his difficult emotions, cooling his anger, tending his wounds, even cooking for him and giving him affection in the simplest ways. Maybe that's why he's not letting you go. He can't do any better, but he can't let go of the only comfort he can find.

"That's it, baby..." He's losing himself now. His thrusts are aggravated, growing more aggressive as he reaches the finish line. His eyes squeeze shut and his grip tightens on your hair as his hips buck faster. "Squeeze down on it. That's it--that's, there--oh, fuck!"

The end comes as a surprise, a sudden moment of pleasure that overwhelms his ability to hold out. Billy's weight presses into you and you know--you just know by that distinct pulse inside you--that he's not pulling out like he said. Your nails dig deep scratches up his back as he closes in on it, harshly pressing your hips completely still as he forces himself past that one, last boundary that could've still allowed him an out. Now there's no choice but to drain himself inside you; cum splattering in thick drops down the drain as your legs tremble with pleasure. He always manages to get it on the last try--triggering your orgasm like it's a switch at the last possible moment. But he never misses, not even once.

Now it's sinking in. You're floating off your feet, barely able to stand when he finally lowers you down, and you have to let him hold you just so you don't fall. As much as you want to push him away, he made it so you need him to rely on. Again. And you don't feel as bad about it as you should.

"Break up with that dickhead." Billy growls into your ear, suddenly riled up again--probably over his own thoughts more than anything else. The way he has to tilt his head down just to reach your ear is a new level of intimidating...and regrettably, incredibly hot. "We need to get back together."

"You'll change your mind once your brain evicts itself from your dick." You mumble dismissively, nudging his arm down so you can grab a towel. But he stops you--he blocks you back under the water, his mouth barely a hair's width from yours as he whispers.

"I want you back, baby."

"This was a mistake. It was a first date anyways, weren't even 'together' in the first place...and I still don't want you back."

"Doesn't change the fact that I love you. We fit together." He murmurs into another kiss that you less than reluctantly accept. A lock of your hair curls around his bronzed skin as he twirls it round his finger. "Think about it, at least. I know you want it."

"Why the hell would I?"

"Cause you can't last a week without fucking me." That, at least, is true. But that doesn't...mean anything. Plenty of people backslide, it doesn't mean you're still in love with him. You turn your head in a pout and he smirks at the idea that he's right.

"I like your dick. Not you."

"Then take it every day." He grabs your hand and moves it over his crotch, just to laugh when you yank it away and slap him. It's not hard. Much less hard enough to make him feel anything but affection at how feisty you still are. "You're still mine. My pretty little slut-"

As he whispers low in your ear you finally break away from him, just barely stepping out of the shower when he grabs your ass on the way out. You have to wrench his wrist off to get him to let go and that's fortunately enough for him, but it doesn't change the downright predatory stare he gives you as he watches you dry off and get your clothes back on in a hurry.

"Come by the quarry later. Tomorrow. Let's have some fun in our old spot."

"Don't count on it."

You're done up and out the door before he knows it. Your car revs up in the parking lot outside before peeling out like a madwoman--and he can only imagine the way you're yelling and hitting your steering wheel as you drive, trying and failing to force your thoughts of him out of your head and the way that orgasm felt rippling through you, just as good as he always makes it feel.

He'll definitely be seeing you at the quarry tomorrow night.

[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

🧍‍♀️idk how fic culture works + im too dumb and brainrotted to praise this art well enough i'm sorry

If there was one thing Remus Lupin knew for sure, it was to never trust Sirius Black. From feeling the sun on his face after long grey winter months, standing in a dark shower and washing a messy nights’ drunken sweat off his body, the relieve of finally finding his way to a new place without a map, to the rush of perfecting a riff after hours of excruciating work; there were countless moments that reminded him of the happiness that came from gaining distance to Sirius. And still, he found himself searching every room thrice in hopes to find that infuriating bastard. READ THIS AND KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE BOMB LIKE THE WHOLE INTRO IS SOOO GOOD IM NOT EVEN JOKING NVR SAW SOMEONE EAT UP AN INTRO THAT GOOD LIKE

the way u set the scene ?? Like omg it's so good like i felt like I was dropped into the best fic ever but ALSO it gave enough backstory it was like it just made sense idk WHAT i'm saying but the beginning was so strong (as was the middle and end)

In the corner stood Peter’s drum kit. They had moved it here a few years ago when it became clear the established place of music related group hangouts would be at James’ and Peter’s parents had been all too eager to help them load the kit into a rented car and drive it over. At the Potters’ there weren’t easily annoyed siblings, overworked parents or sensitive neighbors sharing a wall with the noise. Though, since moving here the kit had spent lots of time untouched. Peter tried to hide his disappointment about not getting to play the drums as often and had told Remus about feeling as though one of his main outlets had been ripped away from him and placed in an only conditionally accessible space. When Peter faced the drums now, there wasn’t as much practiced confidence that had dictated his moves before. Luckily, Peter had only had enough time to ponder this to tell Remus with an inebriated loose tongue, before James had made Peter forget any and all frustrations with the introduction of the most outlandish gifts his parents had ever granted himI JNOW T G IS PARA !! IVE SEEN IT BEFORE !! AND IT STULL EATSSS

James trying to imitate knay3 ? But sounding like money boy???. Yes.(i dont even kno the second guy + i bareky know kanye and even i can understand how much this metaphor ate)

did I mention how GOOD the flow in this ficnis ??? Bc it is so GOODDDD like the para breaks are at the right time and the timeskips are always eating and ughhh...i lovenyou..

Of course, he enjoyed contemporary music, he wasn’t a total snob! Most of his time online was invested in finding unknown masterminds, the lesser monthly listeners or Google Search results the better. Across the room stood a shelve filled to the brim with his massive physical media collection, so many vinyls and CDs there wasn’t enough room for his books which now formed towers against the only free strip of wall. Remus relished in the confused looks he got for his strange answers to the question who his favourite artist was and prided himself in his vast analogue and digital musical collection. He had invested lots in it, after all: hours of picking through crates filled with crooked vinyls, arguing over prices with grumpy merchants at flea markets, and suffering several viruses while pirating his newest online finds to put on his iPod. Words canot desc how much this para (and the fic and u) means tonme....

the pov!!! IT EATSS LIKE THIS IS EXACTKY HOW A BERLIN REMUS LUPIN IN A MODERN AU'S BRAIN WOUKD SOUND LIKE!! HOW DID U KNOW !!

chronically offline remus...I love him love him love him love him yes he uses an iPad yes he doesn't text yes he hates his laptop yes yes yes

THE WAY U INTRODUCE CHARACTERS IS SOO GOOD ?? LIKE JANETTE IS ONLY PRESENT FOR A LITTLE BITVIN THIS CHWP BUT I ALR KNO HER AESTHETIC ND VIBES ND EVERYTHING?

A few years ago, dinner would have been served by 6:30pm, a candle on the table and Hope’s laughter, her inquiries whether Remus liked the food and sweet reassurances brightening the room. Neither Lyall nor Remus had lit a candle in this flat in 7 years. Ow 🤕

Remus Lupin employed several coping mechanisms to keep himself grounded, one more harmful than the other. His favourite by far, however, was smoking. On a good day, Remus could be seen slinking off the school grounds to the secret smokers’ corner during two of the three 20-minute breaks distributed over the school day. On a bad day, his lighter lit up up to ten times. Smoking gave him a sense of direction, a topic to talk about and get to know someone over, a means to make acquaintances, and an excuse to flee social gatherings. Once again the flow in your sentences and paras?? It feels like I'm swimming (?)

Sirius vaping...remus staring at srs...the GOSSIP??..mary mentioned...yes she would start a cat fight....MARY INTRO YES YES THATS MY WIFE 1🥹🥹🥹 “What are you so prissy about?!” if i would get a tattoo i'd tatto that bc it's the hardest line evr bc im also infact wondering what remus is so prissy abt..mary (and you) eat everytime Maybe smoke five instead of eight blunts a week, yeah?” Mary spat after him, sensing the lie. “Then you’ll be more pleasant to be around.” <- ATEEE

Lyall had given it to him in an attempt to raise Remus’ interest in the digital world and its technological benefits. Remus, however was mostly impassive, wanting to stay offline for the better part of his everyday life. It was a constant point of conflict with the increasingly digitalized world around him, but he stayed stoic and barely used the laptop. He knew how to handle Word and PowerPoint professionally, and that sufficed. Otherwise, he only utilized it to jump on the odd gaming server with the marauders, download a new music release or research a subject for class. Offline remus u will always be famous to me

Gia is so iconic...She had emerged out of the darkness like a fairy and had captured their attention immediately, confidently stepping into the big group of strange teenagers she had never met before, making easy conversation with the girls im crying...I love her and I don't even KNO her ??

Jealous remus....emmeline having a crush on mary...siriue helping emmeline....yes

Oftentimes, when their eyes met across a room, a table or a dark field, surrounded by friends and onlookers, Remus wished he could keep Sirius forever in his room, to spend all their time playing their guitars and turning poems into songs; to take infinite pictures of the beauty lounging on his king sized bed, smiling into the pillow and tracing the vintage Taxi Driver poster Remus had put up years ago, Robert De Niro looking down on them in the hazy light shining in through tall windows. Here, Sirius was never afraid to display his affection, to give out kisses and embraces unabashedly, share his secrets and the thoughts wandering the halls of his mind; and in turn, he let Remus show him his devotion. If Sirius was Remus’ god, this room was their temple; where Remus worshipped and Sirius was merciful, loving and good.Knawing..at ... the bars...of...my...enclosure...

It’s like a fucking pattern. I banter with someone and it’s all fun and games and I enjoy it and let my guard down. But then they hit too close and it strikes so fucking deep and all I can do is react as loud as possible to push them away and make them unsee whatever it is within me…” He had started pulling at the skin of wrist, at the blue trails illustrating the paths of his blood and threatening to bloom into big purple oil patches if he kept pushing and prodding; a nervous tic. Remus stilled his hand, interlacing their fingers. Double ow 🤕🤕

THE BANTER THE DIALOGUE OMIGO OMIGOD this is exactly how marauders in a modern day berlin aunwould act btw they woukd say that they would do that they would think taht this is so accurate

LILY LILY LILY LILY LILY !!!! LILYYYY 🥹🥹 ILY

In early April, spring sprung up on Berlin, lacing the city in golden sunshine and a warm breeze. Remus stood by the bike stands outside school, face upturned to the sun. The warmth on his skin and the wind in the fresh birch leaves above brightened his mood enormously. Berlin winter were long, grey and rude, unforgivingly cold without ever granting the childish joy of snow; in them, old and nasty voices, forgotten throughout the rest of the year but prompted back by the freezing winds, emerged from the dark pits of conscience. Remus preferred spring and knew that, if he kept his face in the sun long enough, the first couple of freckles would appear on the bridge of his nose. Sunshine remus lupin w freckles mentioned *dies*

I love ur lily I love ur Remus I love the rlnship bn lyall and remus (not rlly bc ots sad..i love how u desc it) I love u..Lily being sneaky.....not remus saying him and srs nvr fight 😭😭 I think they fought like 4 or 5 times in this chap alone like JILY CHDCK !! Ppl jeep thinking srs is homophobic...lmao so real /j

Still, the distinct feeling, that they would respect his choices way less if his taste in men turned out to be emotionally ambiguous and snarky ones, prevented him from disclosing anything to anyone, not even Lily triple ow 🤕🤕🤕

have I mentioned how much I love ur OCS and how u desc them?? I think I should've mentioned that bc it's true

hay day farm mentioned....srs Black's ipad...poor leila...srs using chatgpt is so real unfortunately..DORCAS YIPEEE...remus not having whatsapp...markene being gf...remuss nokia...remuss ipod..He’s too scared of getting all the bitches if he had an Instagram account.” cackling..simp jfp ...that's my man right there....srs black is a homophobe send tweet omigod I love this whole section so much...

As a child of constantly busy business entrepreneurs turned lobbyists, James carried a twinge of twisted abandonment with him; even though it seemed utterly ungrateful. Fleamont and Euphemia were completely smitten with their son, willing to give him anything he politely asked for. James had never needed to be scared of a topic, a question or a request; there was nothing his parents were unwilling to discuss with him. Maybe that was why it cut him so deep when his parents were out again, busy with an enterprise or acquaintances, and why he was so eager to fill the empty house with friends and noise. With Sirius there, James needn’t worry about the silence his parents left behind. TY FOR GIVING JAMES LAYERS !! THIS IS V IMP TO ME!!!

problematic marlene :/ real I fear ty for not making ththe ers (esp the women) perf ppl w no mistakes and the same opinions this is also v imp to me

Still, he remembered the intensity, the agony, the soul gripping bone breaking breath-taking choking all-encompassing pain, how it formed the entire world into a dark place full of trip hazards and sharp edges, pulling and ripping at him, until all that was left were his own hands and what lay beneath them. The only way of forming the world was deforming himself. It was a thought-eliminating numbness he couldn’t find anywhere else, neither in weed or the pills he’d tried at parties ages ago or in the feeling of a body against, around his own.He remembered the many tearful nights that led him to where he is now – covered. His arms in scars, barely showing the smooth skin that once lay beneath. His arms in clothes, always long-sleeved. It’s been four years since the sun last touched his skin and the only eyes that ever lay on it are those of his father, the medical staff at the A&E, his therapist, James, Sirius, Peter and, glimpsing, even Lily. Quadruple ow 🤕🤕🤕🤕

Marlene and srs banter / arguments is so perf had a group chat – without Remus, of course – I love ur offline remus ALSO I LOVE THE WAY U PWINT PICS W UR WORDS ?? LIKE IVE NVR BEEN IN A BAR BUT IK WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE NOW LIKE U COULD GIVE ME 1HR IN BERLIN AND ID B ABLE TO IDENTIFY IT

Sirius told some half-assed story about wanting to DJ at a club, while the truth was none of the boys actually made an effort to secure themselves a place in Berlin’s music industry. Their dreams about performing on stage and their half-baked Soundcloud singles were still a private matter and taking the big stage still wasn’t an immediate urgency. Ik I've been saying this alot but umm this is also v imp to me !! Like obvi they can b ambitious and etc etc but they're babies. !! They shld take it slow 🥹🥹 !

Holy shit the tone shift + marpene and srs argument he rolled his eyes at Remus in a relatable manner, expecting Remus’ approval and their joint ridiculing of the girls and their unreasonable lyrical criticisms. But Remus didn’t approve – not completely, at least – and only raised an eyebrow and shrugged in return. Sirius lowered the bottle and glared at Remus with an icy expression, splintered and cutting quintuple ow 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕

urbwriting...omigod YOU WRITINGGGGGGG ITS SO GOODODOODODO ??? LIKE IM DEAD (im so sorrt for my brainrot)

peter and remus frndship...“I don’t feel replaced!” Peter cried with strangely glassy eyes.bthis para has me going :( but then i rmbr i'm reading the best thing ive evr read and i go :)

Remus didn’t want to fight; he wanted to hold and be held. Tattooing this into my eyes brb..ok I'm back ! No space between them remained and somewhere in that limbo a low moan emitted and Remus was unsure where he began and Sirius ended. Nothing mattered except the smell and feel of Sirius, the moment reduced to purely sensations as the light overhead died and hid them in darkness. It's so poetic I'm acc crying rn not even joking (tho thwt cld just b the tatto...)Even in the deepest fury, he was unable to keep away. <- peak wolfstar

the whole argument is so tense?? Like how do u do that?? I feel like I'm in the room w them?? Something passed wordlessly between them, an understanding, an apology, a promise to be better; and Sirius eyes crinkled and Remus’ felt like he might melt into the ground. All was good. <- phew Regrettably, tranquility couldn’t be trusted and on a silent late afternoon, the unexpected shrill of the doorbell pulled Remus out of his dreamy peaceful wonderland. <- uh oh

THE ENTIRE LAST SECTION IS SOOO GOOD I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD PLAYER BUT ITS TOO GOOD OMIGO OMIGOD OMIGOD THE DOMFORT THE HURT THE EVERTHING TBE POETRY THE PINING THE YEARNING THE "ARE WE BOYFRIENDS" THE SWEETNESS THE TEARS IN MY EYES IM DYING NO LITR IM DYINGGGGG

Wld like to add u didnot make srs the typical dramatic (?) Thing or amth I saw smwhere u said u were worried of diung that and u didn't at alllllll EVERYTHING IS SO PEREFCT I LOVE MY CHILDREN, THIS FIC AND YOUU IM SENDING SM GOOD VIBES THIS WAY + SINCEREST APOLOGIES FOR MY BULLSHIT

i wanted to answer ur first ask but u litr broke my tumblr there is NO reply button anymore on that ask lmaooo

Um. THANK YOU SO MUCH SO MUCB SO MUCH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I ADORE YOU WHAT THE FUCK!!!????????? OH MY GODDD 💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💞💖💞💖💞💞💖💞💖

i've been rereading ur two asks ALL DAY im supposed to be partying rn but i was just smiling at my phone like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dw abt anything because you made my day no you made my week no i will NEVER recover. this is SO great to hear ily forever (i already did but im ASTOUNDED at how much u liked this)

um i dont even know what to say but like. I am So Infinitely Happy to read about all the tidbits u liked and like YESSSS I AM SO GLAD U SEE THESE THINGS

f.e. I was nervous abt my marlene (&lily) bc theyre lowk bitches but like. Thats what i like about them, let girls be bitchy and have faults omg??

also i just want to say that this sirius, My Sirius has grown so onto me i love him i adore him i want to hold him (but he wouldnt like that) and soothe him but u fear its only getting worse for a bit OOPS

offline remus is so real to me i cannot see that man have an insta or tiktok acc omg

no but on god it means so much to me that u like my writing style and all!!!!! i havent written in so long and its so nice to have that confirmation. Idk im on my feet 4 u rn ily ily ily ily i know the joke is so unfunny but you are MY favourite yapper!!!!!!!!

[chocosourlemon]

Uglydolls thoughts (more of headcannons)

OX can run with his ears very smoothly. It's clearly a fact. It was very interesting to see how he does it in the portal scene. And I like to think he learned how to do that during his training with Lou from back then. (It was clearly shown in the movie, so)

Maybe Luckybat is very good with Math. He's just too shy to say anything. Give the guy a math equation and he will immidiently solve it effortlessly within seconds.

Babo can hold his breath for a long time maybe?(it's so random) He must also be very strong to hold alot of things with him.

Wage would be very good with edible art. She would be amazing at that.

Moxy can make origami VERY FAST. Like as in, very very fast snips of her scissors and she just pops up a face of Mona Lisa or something. She can also do pigeon eyes. She would freak out everybody with it.

Mandy has a great memory, I guarantee. She can remember stuff like choreographies (for lou or something idk) lessons and instructions very easily. She must be very good to be able to get Lou's attention and be one of his assistants. Maybe she's also learning arts and crafts under Moxy? She would be a fast learner.

Spy girls! I've always wanted to brainrot over these dolls. They are so chaotic and fun I love them😭

Kitty would borrow make-up kits from Mandy when she joined in. She would hesitantly ask for tips about it. I wonder what she is though(her job) cause I didn't hear it from the movie but if it was I don't know it.

Lydia is an animal lover. She must have some pictures of her favourite types of animals somewhere. I got this idea since some of her lines in the movie was "Is that supposed to be, some kind of dog?" And "I love bunnies!!"

TUESDAY. TUESDAY MY GIRL😭😭😭 I love her so much oh my god I can't describe my obsession with her. She needs more screen time!!!😭😭😭 She would be a very rebellious and messy character but also has a heart of gold. Out of all the three, she clearly shows the signs of having a Lou obsession. She would memorise everything about the guy. His schedule, his hair and skincare routine, (I also like to think Lou shows the girls the perfect beauty routines if he can) everything. But she would also be the type to just, stare at him. Like a dead eye stare, with a creepy smile. (Her concept art is still in my head) She would try to find time to hang out with Lou everyday. It's cute😭

NOLAN. Yes. I was so upset that we didn't get to have more of him in the movie. Like he looked like a genuinely sweet guy he's so adorable wtf😭 He would be so awkward to everyone he talks to for the first time, but he's trying. He would be a tall, adorable, socially akward fella UGHHHHH HES SO PRECIOUS. I want more of his character. Its a need.

*looks at lou*

Hm.

Theatre kid.

[harlequinoccult]

Since I have immense Slsq brainrot and no one else to talk to it about, you are now gonna get my MC lore Subject 1 Name: Jack Cassius Alias: Relapse Mask: Plague Doctor Weapon: Knife Kit Pronouns: He/Him Threat Level: High (Occasionally low) Personality: Apathetic with Caustic tendencies. Shows Depressive, Sadistic, and Misanthropic behavior Eye Color: Red Hair Color: White Physical Description: A tall lanky man with albinism, granting him red eyes, white hair, and pale skin. he has partially sunken facial features and a bony body. he tends to keep his hair short and largely unkempt and prefers to wear trench coats and dress apparel Background: Born in a low Income family consisting of an absent father and alcoholic mother, much of his early childhood seem to be dominated from abuse at home and bullying at school, much of it assumedly linked to his albinism. Despite this Jack showed immense intelligence, often reaching top marks in all of his classes and from an early age showed a strong proclivity to medical matters, such talent allowed him to enter university earlier and become a full medical doctor at an incredibly young age. Unfortunately it seems that after an incident regarding the death of a politician's son who accidently died on his operating table, he was sued, both losing his medical license and getting sent reeling into debt, at which point as to not completely go broke, he became a back alley doctor and organ harvester for criminals, however he was caught by one 'Carter Abernathy' and was then blackmailed using this information into becoming his 'assistant' This is the character I am using to romance Overdose, just because I think this gothic serial killer looking mf plus Overdose's colorful chaotic mess of an aesthetic, combined with the mostly clashing personalities makes for a very interesting dynamic

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because @magicallulu7 has been working very hard to compound my brainrot about Kitiver, I now have a sappy little piece about him and Theron set shortly before Umbara. So. I made the sap angsty. anyway

Theron awoke to the feeling of a montral bumping up against his nose. Kit had curled up again, seeking out Theron like a tooka hiding in the crook of their owner’s knee. Theron smiled and wriggled back slightly to get a good look at him.

There was a little puddle of drool on the sheet beneath Kit’s face. Probably not what any of the Force-users who gave Kit a wide berth in the Enclave would expect, but he’d always been contradictory. Terrifying one second and sweet the next.

Not that Theron hadn’t been surprised when they first met, too. The dossier on the man who killed the Emperor had been thorough, listing his most heroic moments and his cruellest in even, clinical terms. Made an honorary general but never a Jedi Master, due to Satele’s concerns about Kit’s fall, he had seemed to accept the decision. The folks who compiled the dossier hadn’t been so sure, which was how Theron knew now that none of them had ever spoken to Kit. He hated the title of General, and he hated not being a Master – but he didn’t blame Theron’s mother. He blamed himself.

Anyway, the stories had led Theron to expect a skilled fighter with a predilection for violence that outstripped the Jedi way. Kit was all those things, but in conversation he was shy and retiring, always asking for clarification or looking to someone else for instructions. Theron had been a bit too distracted back then to put the pieces together about him, but he’d figured it out when they met up after Tython: Kit turned all his anger inward. Every perceived failure had compounded to make those yellow sparks in his eyes. So long as a person didn’t do something wrong, he wouldn’t blame them.

The thought wasn’t as comforting as it had been a year ago. Theron had done something very, very wrong. Just because it was the right thing to do didn’t change that.

Still, Kit didn’t know yet. Theron was selfish enough to take advantage as long as he could.

“What are you looking at?”

During Theron’s reverie, Kit had woken up. He uncurled his spine, wincing slightly as he stretched. He always held awkward positions too long in his sleep. Now that he had a clear shot, Theron gave in to the urge to put his hand against Kit’s warm, strong chest. Kit looked bemused, but he wriggled a little closer.

“Memorising you,” Theron said.

“Are you planning to go somewhere?”

Yes. Theron swallowed.

“I do this a lot,” he said, not lying. “You don’t usually wake up.”

“Oh,” Kit said. He looked genuinely surprised – as if all the things they’d said and done still didn’t add up to one hopelessly in love Theron Shan. Theron wanted to prove to him, once and for all, that he was worth it. He also knew that all Kit would see for a long, long time was someone who’d thrown him away.

“I…” He needed to say it. No hesitation, no distraction, just vulnerable honesty for once in his life. “Kit, I’m not great with the grand declarations, but you know I love you, right?”

He looked even more startled.

“Wow,” he said. “You’re – I know. You told me that last night, too.”

“That was a little different energy,” Theron said. Kit laughed.

“I love you, too,” he said. “Even if you are weirdly sentimental this morning.”

“Hey, you bring it out of me,” Theron said, only too happy to leave the sincerity out of his tone and return to the usual teasing. For a little while longer, at least, Kit would know the truth.

[nomacarmy]

my ultimate sydcarmy playlist

for when the brainrot becomes all-consuming and you wish to continue be blanketed within it.

please feel free to reblog & add more!!

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Not Strong Enough - boygenius

“Black hole opened in the kitchen. Every clock’s a different time. It would only take the energy to fix it.”

“I don’t know why I am the way I am: not strong enough to be your man.”

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Be My Mistake - The 1975

“You do make me hard, be she makes me weak.”

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Bags - Clairo

“Every second counts. I don’t want to talk to you anymore.”

“Can you see me? I’m waiting for the right time. I can’t read you, but if you want, the pleasure’s all mine. Can you see me using everything to hold back?”

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Sidelines - Phoebe Bridgers

“I’m not afraid of anything at all. Not dying in a fire, not being broke again. “

“Watch the world from the sidelines, had nothing to prove. Until you came into my life, gave me something to lose.”

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State of Grace - Taylor Swift

“And I never saw you coming, and I’ll never be the same.”

“You come around and the armor falls, pierce the room like a cannon ball. Now all we know is don’t let go.”

“So you were never a saint, and I loved in shades of wrong. We learn to live with the pain, mosaic broken hearts, but this love is brave and wild.”

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She Calls Me Back - Noah Kahan

“There was heaven in your eyes; I was not baptized. Everything’s alright when she calls me back.”

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Loveeeeee Song - Rihanna (ft. Future)

“Boy, lately you’ve been stingy with your time. Got me wondering, I’m wondering if I’m on your mind. Boy, I just want to be in your possession. You say that I’m the one, so come express it.”

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Waiting Room - Phoebe Bridgers

“If you were a waiting room, I would never see the doctor. I would sit there with my first aid kit and bleed.”

“I wanna make you fall in love as hard as my poor parent’s teenage daughter. She’ll be the best you ever had if you let her.”

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The Archer - Taylor Swift

“I wake in the night. I pace like a ghost. The room is on fire, invisible smoke. And all of my heroes died all alone; help me hold onto you.”

“They see right through me. Can you see right through me? I see right through me.”

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Dark Red - Steve Lacy

“Don’t you give me up. Please don’t give up on me. I belong with you, and only you, baby.”

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hope you guys enjoy and can resonate with the songs i chose!!

[steamworksfairy]

for the ask game! Verde/Skull?

SHIP IT!!!

What made me ship it?

Honestly, Verde/Skull is one of my all-time favorite ships. Mainly because they have a lot of similarities, actually. Both have attacked fellow Arcos. Skull during the mafia land arc attacked both Reborn and Colonello. And then Verde also attacked the Arco during one of the anime's filler arcs. So they both don't have the best of morals. For real, if Skull wasn’t so weak, he'd be as dangerous as Verde. Both also have flames that make them hard to kill, what with Skull being immortal and Verde having overpowered lightning flames. I think it'd be cute if Verde used his lightning to protect Skull and if Skull, in turn, made it so Verde couldn't die so easily. There is nothing more romantic than forcing your bf to live forever with you. These two can definitely make up the chink in each other's armor.

I also headcanon that Verde started out as a civilian who ran with a bad crowd in college/university so I feel like Verde can relate with Skull's plight of being the 'civilian' of the group. Which I think would make him a bit more softer to Skull.

I also really really really love small/tall ships. Especially when the small is the more fighting oriented one and the tall is the cool intellectual one. (+1000pts if the Tall is also really good at support)

What are my favorite things about this ship?

You thought I already answered this, didn't you? Hahaha---no. That was only the tip of the iceberg. There's more *dun, dun, duuuuuuuunnnnn*

I love how soft they can be or how sinister. They fit both of those vibes so well. Like Skull can be seen as a weak civilian in over his head or the wolf in sheep's clothing fooling everyone. While Verde could be the monster who doesn't hide who he is, or the man who's so smart, he's ignorant to what's hiding in plain sight.

Skull is strong enough to carry Verde brainrot.

I love how Skull is like, idk he's kind of that ball of sunshine character while Verde is more like a moon, I'd say. So I think it's cute when people have Skull doing things like making sure Verde is caring for his health or just dragging Verde out to experience the world instead of shutting himself away from it.

Alternatively, I love the idea of Verde patching Skull up and worrying about his reckless behavior. He definitely carries around a portable first aid kit so he can patch Skull up on the go. He's probably working on an invention where he can project his lightning flames around Skull to better protect them.

Which leads me to another thing, I really like the thought of them both being too weak to protect the other, but they try to anyway. Verde is a scientist,he's so ridiculously smart, but he'd never win in a fist fight. Skull tries to be strong, but he doesn't have the right training. So you know, just imagine them being so helpless to protect the other but trying to anyway despite knowing it would be futile.

I also like the opposite, where both are strong enough to protect each other.

They have power couple villain vibes!!!

You gotta love the scientist x dumb sweetheart that willingly let's himself be experimented on trope.

And....look there's probably more, but this is getting long, so yeah....just going to move on to the third question.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Yeah, but this blog is sfw, so I can't really answer this in detail. But I do have one!

[itsnotmourn]

Im gonna start designing warrior cats Hazel and Mori but I would love to ask. How does the naming system work?

I am SO glad you asked /pos.

Now, my time has come to spill my brainrot to you about the warrior cats naming system, at least how I personally handle it!

So, the names are comprised of a two words, a prefix and a suffix.

PREFIX

The prefix usually describes the cat’s appearance in some way, like their fur colour/pattern or physical size.

It also must make sense location-wise or socially appropriate if that makes sense? A parent wouldn't call their kitten Chaoskit (that's like calling your kid Doom lol) and a cat who lives around a humid and sandy desert wouldn't be able to call their kitten Penguinkit.

Prefixes are often nature, animal or colour words, but you can have more fun and choose something more vague or meaningful.

For example:

White- -> a (mostly) white cat

Small- -> an undersized cat (for their age/physical development; you can be funny and be ironic with this)

Berry- -> any variation of ginger, light brown, calico/tortoiseshell and black/white

Bear- -> a big and/or brown or black fur. If the AU was placed in the Arctic regions, white would also be okay (i.e polar bear), so with certain plants and animals, it just depends!

Natural compound words like Hazelnut (winks), Foxglove or Bluebell are okay to use as well; they are real life plants, after all! In this case, it's generally suggested to have shorter suffix after to make it easy to say :3 /nf

In my AU, only the word Star is off-limits, because Star is treated like an sacred honourific for "Leader".

SUFFIX

The suffix then describes the cat’s greatest skill, a personality trait, appearance (in this case, it must relate to the prefix) OR status in the colony.

-fur is for appearance or no-discernible skills (but this is not a bad thing)

-fire could honour the cat’s nature when in battle; it could also note a short temper

-tail could honour the cat’s balance nature; OR it could continue with the prefix (e.g. Curlytail -> a curly tail or Rosetail -> the tail is distinctively red)

-paw states the cat’s status as an apprentice (cat version of young teenager).  This means that they are still learning about the clan, how to hunt/fight, etc.

The few times this naming rule doesn’t fully apply is when outsiders (strays or house cats) join the clans as they may not want a name change. It's usually encouraged though. Carmen is too cool for that. Good for her.

NAME EXAMPLES

You might need to be careful with the more... vague or spiritual words but if you can justify why, most combinations are possible! Here are some examples to help you understand a bit more:

Mountaindew -> mountain (tall height with grey/brown fur) + dew (protector)

Garfield -> gar (as in the fish; grey or brown fur, might have spots) + field (open-minded... because fields are open DO YOU GET IT)

Smokeweed -> smoke (grey or dark grey fur) + weed (a friendly personality; basically a people person but as a cat... because weeds are everywhere. haha)

Songflower-> song (a vague word, any appearance is okay) + flower (a good teacher; nurturing nature)

Hopekit -> hope (any appearance is okay, it is a meaningful word with many reasons; maybe they were born sickly and the parent gave them the name so that they become strong adult) + kit (a rank suffix; it is baby)

Sunflowertuft -> sunflower (ginger/golden fur) + tuft (has some cool tufts of fur here and there lol)

If you look up “warrior cats prefix (or suffix)”, many people have made lists with possible meanings. Have fun!

[feralkwe]

okay it feels gauche to reblog yamisnuffles' post asking for writing prompts, so i am making my own because i cannot focus my brain on one idea long enough to write anything and the itch to write is so strong. expand a wip, add to a series, serious, silly, au, idk. pretty open to just getting things flowing. i can't make guarantees but i am dismissing nothing outright.

i'm in ffxiv crisis right now and have kit brainrot, so that is obviously preferred, but I have several other fandoms i'd be willing to dabble in if pressed. da, me (eeeeeh it's been awhile), go if I feel brave.

i'll add my pinned post in a self-reblog because mobile is wonky but i'm also feralkwe on ao3 if you're curious.

also go toss some inspo at @yamisnuffles because i am starving for them to do some stuff with their ocs whom i adore.

[thetwstwildcard]

Never posted this here (its from discord) but-

Nasira brainrot

• Is the elder twin between her and Nadir

• Was born magic less but gained magic through a wish. However because she was born magic less her body is not strong enough to "hold" magic and so she can overblot easy and is often tired (but doesn't show it)

• Believes she is less than. In her eyes she was always under Kalim in rank but "at least" she was on the same rank as Jamil/Idris/Nadir until they showed magic and she didn't. So all the people she grew up with are "of a higher rank" than her. So this inferiority turned to her making her wish

• Is actually very emotional (has a lot of anger and resentment) but doesn't show it since she was never allowed

• While she hates that she is only seen as a seamstress, there is a part of her that loves it. Aka she loves doing it but she hates that people "only see her worth" through her designs

• While she is the designer for Kalim, she mostly sketches or has designs for women

• As she continues to use magic her eyes continue to turn black, eventually both her eyes will be black (no longer red)

• Dislikes Nadir and blames him for "stealing her future" by both being male and having magic since she as the older twin "should have his life" (if he wasn't male he wouldn't be treated better than her and if he didn't have magic she wouldn't have been tossed aside. In her mind)

• She's often found sitting near windowsills at night because she can finally be outside of her mind

• She is very picky about fabrics, mainly the texture

• Keeps a sewing kit on her in case of accidents

• Her room is her "design studio", so if someone lets themselves in they should expect to get a sewing needle tossed at them at high speeds (so knock if you want to enter her room)

[finalyaksha]

A bit late to talk about this but Happy Xiaoqing Festival, IE Lantern Rite! Despite the fact that we were, once again, robbed of a new interaction, Lantern Rite did not disappoint in dropping more crumbs for me to obsess over.

Starting with Keqing's scene, this one was particularly interesting, as many Xiaoqing shippers point to Keqing's voice line about Xiao stating that she believes he should be free from his duty. So it's extremely interesting that out of all the kite motifs she could have brought up, she chose the example of a butterfly symbolizing a desire to "break free" or freedom.

It's also interesting that the kite making tradition is specifically mentioned as a Liyue folk tradition that she wants the younger generation to learn more about. She herself is also well versed on information about kites that she learned from her grandfather. Which is also interesting as we know her grandfather, a historian, also knows a lot about the Adepti, which she previously mentioned in the Stove God quest.

Another small detail from this year was the fact that Keqing delivers gifts to the Adepti every year, meaning she continues to see Xiao at least once every year during Lantern Rite.

I have a strong suspicion that, if we take all of this into account, Keqing probably believes, with Xiao being an Adeptus, the kite making traditions of Liyue would probably be an appealing theme to him for Lantern Rite. She's certainly aware that he does not attend them in person and continuously chooses themes that he will be able to see from a distance. Xiao even verbalizes to the traveler that he always picks a spot where he can see everything from.

So we can now brainrot yearly Xiaoqing meetings where she pokes his brain, trying to gain knowledge about his interests and they possibly even play a part in the theme she helps craft year after year.

Now Xiao's part is equally as interesting. First of all, sly Zhongli, trying to nudge Xiao in the direction of finding someone to fly kites with. He's almost certainly aware that Keqing was behind the theme for the festival, so I can easily inhale enough copium and see her being who he's referring to.

Add on top of that to the fact that Xiao himself seems pretty open to the idea, as anything he doesn't outright dislike is enough to say that he's willing to do it. Especially since his first reaction is to ask who would want to fly kites with him rather than an outright "no".

His view on kites is also pretty interesting, saying that they give him "peace of mind". Pretty much echoing Keqing talking about the butterfly kit symbolizing "happiness" and a desire for freedom. Plenty of details across Xiao's Story and Namecard make it apparent that he does want to eventually be free from his Yaksha duties, even if he doesn't outright say it.

Soooo it just all really comes full circle that Keqing and Xiao meet up, she finds something out about him that she thinks would intrigue him, and themes Lantern Rite Celebrations around that. Based on her own idea that Xiao should be free, she hopes to help push him in the direction of seeking his own freedom, by hosting a Kite Flying Lantern Rite theme that Xiao would be sure to see. And Zhongli, probably also aware of this, hint hint nudge nudges Xiao in her direction for the Xiaoqing Kite Flying Date of The Century.

And because I forgot to take a picture of Keqing releasing a Xiao Lantern with Xiao, have this picture from last year's dinner that Keqing totally deserved to be at. Not that it matters since we now have confirmed yearly meetings, maybe yearly dinners, they're in love, obviously.

[plantbasedmagic]

I wasn't able to draw since I'm on ✨Summer Holidays✨ so have some old brainrot about my kitties 😌

From the top!!

Silent'Chaser - Born outside of the clan, at first was a loner after her mother died shortly after she was old enough to live on her own. Lived closely on territories of Clan of Shining moon, in an old fox den that was decorated with herbs, and animal furs. Silent was a cat with a gift of prophecy, and a strong one at that, as those often hurt her so much she passed out. One day meet Illuminated paw who at first talked with her just because he was bored but later just because he wanted to, because he liked her. After maybe a moon of meetings, illuminated was found with her, by Frog'Paw (His ex-crush) his mentor, Hawk'Flight and his best friend, Sunny'Paw. Silent was offered to join the clan, which she did, for Illuminated. Thanks to her abilities she was able to finish her training along with Illuminated'Path, Sunny'Leap, Clover'Flame, Sky'Stone and Frog'Hop.

Illuminated path - Born outside of the clan, yet adopted by a Dame known back then as Maple'Wing, making him siblings with Night'Venegance. Born with gift of light, allowing him to clearly see in the dark, yes dsrk'vision 100%. Even his adopted mother didn't last too long, as she also left the clan, rather happily if I say so. Most of his kithood was spent playing with frog and night. After his app ceremony he and Frog'Paw started to get close, which unfortunately or not, didn't last too long as silent came into the image. At first only his fix for boredom later became his lovely mate. During battle against Mouse'Moon confessed to Silent'Chaser before their presumed "Death". They are living their happily ever afters 😌

Maple - originally from clan of rising sun, sister to Dark'Rise (tail) born with a rather weird ability where she could freely see, talk with and feel star clan cats. During her apprenticeship was caught by a wild gang of dogs led by a rather unfriendly dog named Seshi. Maple'Paw stayed with them for quite a long time, as no one seemed to look for her, when she was found she had a broken back leg. Along with a funny and rather nice two dogs from the bottom of the chain, named Nala and Nyx, she managed to befriend the dogs and even become one of them, fluently speaking both dog and cat language. Maple'Paw became the healer of the dogs, as the starclan allowed her to help them. One unfortunate night Seshi was shot by a two leg, Maple managed to only take out a bullet but tame the blood loss.

When maple was around 20 moons old, she left the pack for a short while, where she found a mate for herself, called Grey'Storm. After she had his kits though, she left again, finding a very lost and cute Molly named sage, whom she took to the pack, as her new mate.

Sage - kit born during the last generation of the lost tribe called Tribe of hunting hawk. Her father was the leader of the clan, yet, he still was weak. During a fire in the nearby forest, he took her and ran away, outside of the mountains. He took care of her for months in one of the caves, before he finally died, loving her to wander the close by forest alone. Untill she met maple.

Grey storm - I don't have much to say about him other then the fact that he was a good father, and I'm glad Night and Illuminated had him.

Night venegance - also had the same gift as her mother, and also lost it because of a prophecy. Was pretty naive, and never noticed the abuse her mate had on her kits untill it was too late. Still mad at whisper for leaving the clan and mating with a "savage" but she still loves her, and loves her grandchildren. Was born without powers, just like her father, other them the ghost seeing stuff

Grey whisker - Mmmmm...Manipulative old fuck, how fun. At first was supposed to be much older then night but the difference made me quite uncomfy so he's just a manipultor now. Tried to sell his children (Only whisper and Gildia(back then doe)) to the cult hes working for, as a way to redeem himself. Only manipulated his children worse and didn't manage to redeem herself. How fun. After Night caught on, he was thrown away from the clan and is on the lowest position in the cult. Also has no powers.

Gildia - My favourite murder champion 😌 after being thrown away by her father, she was found by an unknown tom who called himself Flame'wind and trained to be a murder machine to stop the clans. Her power exists actually, and it allows her to gain keen her senses after tasting blood, the more she tastes the stronger she gates, but also gets weaker faster and has to rest for a longer period of time. So she doesn't really use it. Surprise or not, she killed her mentor and then Dream'Catcher! Leader of the cult of stars! Oh she found them! And gave them a home. Gildia soon became quite peculiar, becoming her second on command, and destroying life of her father, who now was stuck under her command.

Alex - also my beloved 😌 born from illegal couple she was living her life in clan of the Rising Sun, and because her power, aka electricity generation, was quite a powerful one she was often sent as a first meat to destroy everyone. After one uneventful evening she met gildia, they started to talk, and soon? She ran away. Joined the cult as Gildia's pair, and finally felt what life was. Oh how cute 🥰.

That's all for now

[saifonset]

Camera & Focus Workshop

New kit! Starting to develop a knowledge and familiarity with professional procedures, and an intro to the new kit that will be available to us this year!

Discussing the importance of prep and kit check, the roles of crew, data management and maintaining strong and healthy communication... this all is influenced by the apparatus that connect us.

Cavemen forming early society predetermined a set of tools that trickled down to streams of evolution that enforced different cultures. This string theory empowers a community of ACs to share camera builds on social media in what we now call "AC brainrot".

My aim is to dissect the process, understand the mechanisms so that I may reconstruct it myself. A good start was just visualising the camera and having Andrew dissect and explain the components.

A new gadget that I'm super excited to book out, just because its so fun and cool....

Wireless follow-focus. It's so fun and convenient and we're so lucky to have this now.

We had a go with the cameras rigged up to the monitors. Some good practice in framing, following focus and changing lenses.

EYE YAM RED E 2 FUR STAY C.

[tweedle-dee-turtle-dum]

Nothing like writing a future Donnie x OC fic because my big sad is strong but my brainrot is stronger. Have an excerpt because I've been staring at this paragraph for an hour and I'm losing my fucking mind.

Kit stood watching for a moment before she sighed quietly. Just as she turned around, two arms thumped against the brick wall behind her, trapping her in place. She was immediately on edge, even more so as what appeared to be magical purple weapons surrounded her and her vision was obfuscated by a very pissed off turtle. His once blue eyes glowed purple with magic and he bared his fangs in hostility. "What. The fuck. Did you do. To my brother."

[cabeswaterdrowned]

ask game:

tsc (i’m sorry i always ask about them, my brainrot is strong and i love hearing your thoughts)

and community

don’t apologize pls lol I also am brain rotting hard and have few people to talk about it with so it’s appreciated :)

The Shadowhunter Chronicles

M/F OTP: there are others I really like or love in a more normal way, but Emma/Julian Will/Tessa and Jem/Tessa are the ones that hit on another level for me emotionally, I’m clinically insane about them. Also it’s a bit hilarious to think about, since this was formative media for me (I first read TID in late elementary/middle school and TDA as they were coming out in high school) how my taste in ships generally speaking was shaped… like if you look at pairings I gravitate towards in other fandoms since there are def patterns xd. The impact!

Other M/F ships I have love for (including this category because ik i don’t talk about them as much and in another fandom where I had less dynamics I’m super fond of to choose from I could have placed them in that first category think of them as like second tier Otp’s for me ): Mark/Cristina, James/Cordelia, Simon/Isabelle (last one also was formative they were thee hot girl/soft boy nerd ship to me in middle school. But it has been a while so unsure if they’d hit the same on reread, they are the tmi couple I would most like to see in the better in black collection though!)

M/M OTP: Jem/Will! And then follow up Kit/Ty Surefire ways to get me invested in a ship: they do necromancy together, meet cute with a knife to the throat, they break up without ever dating. Triple check.

F/F OTP: along those lines it’s Lucie x Grace literally the main reason I want to reread TLH (well I do also just want to see how it reads back to back and not broken up and I have other reasons but like. Those are less important) is to be able to properly write fic about them, like it genuinely pisses me off this fandom is so boring and tasteless I can’t believe I actually miss the legacies fandom they were annoying as hell but at least they understood that when women do dark magic together it’s polite to write detailed analysis of how gay they are 😭. The way I know cc has seen Buffy too like flop. Also it just fits archetypes of antagonistic femslash I tend to love in general see: Julia/Marina Aria/Alison Elena/Rebekah and more

OT3: Herongraystairs and then Kierarktina

Friendship OTP: Tessa & Magnus + Will & Magnus! And for familial relationships I adore all The Blackthorn siblings in TDA and their dynamics but especially Julian and Mark’s relationship is v compelling to me and I also love Cordelia and Alastair’s relationship v much it was my favorite overall development in TLH. And then for psuedo familial dynamics I Love Charlotte’s relationships with Tessa Jem Will and Jessamine. her relationship with Jem might be my softest spot overall especially because they have moments in CP2 that make me go 🥺 but as a documented Tessa lover I adore how having Charlotte as a mentor figure effects her arc. So those are my favorites Ik I failed at picking just one. Oh I also adore Emma and Cristina’s friendship although I also sometimes ship them romantically

Canon OTP: Blackstairs Wessa Jessa like I said

Crackship OTP: what even counts as crackship? I will admit that during my CP reread I did look up how many Will/Magnus fics there are on ao3 although I did not read them (there are 12 for inquiring minds).

Anti-OTP: The worst ship to me is Jordan/Maia but it’s been a long time so the vitriol has worn off and I don’t have another solid notp besides them but the other canon pairings I’m #unimpressed with are Clace Ghostwriter and Gracetopher … Lucie/Jesse probably irks me the most these days because I actually want to like them because the concept is so good but the execution falls flat for me and I really like Lucie and want someone more interesting for her (like Grace lol.)

Community

M/F OTP: ultimately when I’m actually watching the show it’s Jeff/Britta love their emmaxknightleycore vibes. But I did get really into Abed x Annie at one point and even wrote some fic about it over quarantine (when I first got into Comm) so I have a soft spot for that concept too

M/M OTP: Troy/Abed. They of course are The otp of the show.

F/F OTP: not really otp status but well I did write this Annie x Britta Carmilla Au: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27728689?view_adult=true

(I orphaned that account post quarantine)

OT3: Troy/Abed/Annie

Friendship OTP: I mean all the study group dynamics but I especially have soft spots for Annie and Troy + Abed and Britta moments

Canon OTP: Jeff/Britta

Crackship OTP: what even counts as crack …

Anti-OTP: I just don’t like Jeff/Annie I used to viscerally hate it these days I’m just like. It’s not for me lol.