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feloniousmonk25 · 2 years

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This story is 100% true, the only possible changes occur where legal repercussion was probable. Btw I’m new to the blogging thing, in fact I’ve never read or written one. This is a fucked up true story about sex, drugs, and rock n roll. Mostly sex and drugs, there was probably rock n roll playing at some point on the radio.

Never having done this blog thing before, and possessing a deeply seated desire to share the most traumatizing relationship and the ties closest to it, in the public arena for your humor enjoy…

I am in love, head over heels, birds chirping, songs a singin, extra pep in your step in love. I never thought it would happen to me, the guy who can’t stop talking about his new girl, and it was amazing. And then one Snapchat message and an Uber charge turned things upside down.

I found out I was dating a prostitute. No joke, this is not some slanderous statement meant to run someone’s good name through the mud. This shit literally happened to me. I’m now trying to pick up the pieces of my shattered life, and get some sort of closure. I decided publicly humiliating myself on tumblr would help… #fml

Entry #2 coming soon…

#welcome to my life #can’t make this shit up #camgirlsgonewrong #beef jerky billionaire #beefjerkyprincesss #jacklinkscompetitor #BBT #Funlovingvixen #879runnerup #kissed me after #don’t date junkies #feminism rules!!!#bad breakup #she left me #melancholy sadness and a lil meth #twacktastic #twackedout #no sleep#romeoandjulietondrugs

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mcworm · 11 months

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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

#i was having such a rough day but i think this cured me #you dont understand how hysterical i was after watching this #homies is it gay to kiss another truck driver at a red light

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catmask · 1 year

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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

#id also stare really hard at the sky when i wore it because i wanted to see if he would #acrually strike me with lightning because i thought it would be a cool way to fie #die*** <- and no i didnt realize rainbow = gay for another SIX YEARS #that was AFTER years of g #‘google images girls kissing’#scratchpost #txt

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hinamie · 30 days

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quick itfs sketch page

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fushiita #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuuji #megumi #fr some reason it's rare fr me to b happy with monochrome pieces so i am combatting tht general dislike by making it itfs #harder 2 dislike smth when it's a bunch of sketches of my ship kissing #oh ya threw in some good ol Corner Angst also bc i ended up not wanting 2 draw a third kiss dsfhjshdsdfjg #doing this got me thinking about tht one itfs piece i did back in april #captioned smth smth 'im on an itafushi kick'#n how that was like. the piece that opened the floodgates n made me realize how actually insane i am abt them #before it was just a casual Yeah This Ship Is Cute ill draw for it when the mood strikes #then after doing tht draws i ws like wait a minute whats happening to me #now here i am 5 months later completely emotionally dependent on these 2 traumatized 15 year olds #anyway this sheet is kind of an homage 2 the other one :'> how far ive come. how far theyve come. they make me ill every waking hour

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kimeoshi · 3 months

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this mental image kept haunting me until I drew it, so here

#idk if you guys know that one boothill ratio edit #it made me lose it when his VA added onto it and made him VOICELINES #thank you western Ratio you're the silliest guy in the world #dr ratio #boothill #hsr #honkai star rail #they kissed after this by the way #drew out something eLS—#i couldn't not make that joke forgive me #my art #artists on tumblr #sketch #fanart #art #veritas ratio #hsr boothill

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ltorekdraws · 4 months

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wrighteortj brainrottt

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #narumitsu #totally not me dying from working for 1 day after vacation #i want them to kiss and hug and then project it onto myself. sorry #thinking abt kissing too much

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ruporas · 6 months

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kiss of the divine

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #ruporas art #i will always love u vol 8… Obviously i was a vw lover even thru stampede alone but i think this chapter #really set it in stone for me 😭 aughhh wolfwood pleading to god and vash answers - that allll transpiring after wolfwood risked his life #to go Save vash in the first place - he fears death twice as much as anyone else. he is all the reason i need to fight #LIKEEEEE 🥲🥲🥲🥲 I drew this because i wanted them to kiss in my fucked up idealized world but truly canon did crazy work #in establishing their undeniable mutual trust and love already

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lenin-it-to-win-it · 2 years

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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring... he’ll despise me...

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

#lord of the rings #lotr #samfro #something something frodo would never end up like gollum bc gollums whole thing was that he was completely isolated #and frodo is loved and cared for even at his worst #also it took gollum all of 3 seconds to go full murder mode and it took frodo like 17 years and also Physically Being Inside Mount Doom #before snapping #but anyway sam would stubbornly love and care for horrible wretched gollum!frodo and nothing will convince me otherwise #pats his lil bald head and wipes his mouth after he tears into raw wriggling flesh for supper #kisses his bony little murder-hands #gives him snuggleses

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sam-violet · 4 months

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chillin in the hot springs 🌱

+ a closeup

#ok so after drawing this i realized a major anatomical error that i compeltely overlooked and its bothering me so much that i cant unsee it #but i like how the drawing turned out so im not gonna change it #its bc if theyre both sitting down in the pool. there is no room for nemesis. but i hope you all can imagine that the pool is very deep and #they are actually standing #ok please imagine that for my sanity thank you #in my og sketch they were at the right edge of the pool and they would both have room to sit in this position but i moved them #cause i thought it would look better compositionally #and just didnt realize that the anatomy wouldnt make sense that way lmfao #anyway hope yall can still enjoy this melnem fanart #melnem #hades 2 #hades ii #melinoe #nemesis #fanart #my artwork #illustration #i need these two to kiss kiss fall in love asap #oh my god also i love the little detail of their painted nails on their in game artwork #so cute #melinoe has green nails and nemesis has red nails #im love them

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ropes3amthoughts · 26 days

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This is such a mess but do you guys get my vision

#this was drawn rather quickly so it’s not all that cleaned up but I was trying to get my vision out to the masses #I’ve been thinking about the two of them for a little while #I accidentally exaggerated the height difference #I have never drawn Hien before so sorry if she looks bad #dawg I just realized I gave her one tattoo instead of two and put it on the wrong side of her face at one point 😭#this is so messy but bare with me guys can you understand what I mean #hien dungeon meshi #rinsha fana #rin dungeon meshi #rin x hien #hien x rin #rinhien? hienrin? rien? hin? hiri? no idea #implied Shulin and Labru if you squint #well not really because they’re like chasing after not even like with them but like you can think whatever you want #rare pair #what if we were both heartbroken and we were both girls #sort of I don’t know how to explain it but it works in my brain #like you guys see the similarities between them right? they could get along right? maybe they could kiss right?#do you guys understand or do I sound crazy #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #doodle #messy art #long post #or at least these tags are long I’m typing so many of my thoughts here #rope/spider art #rope/spider post

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captain-flint · 6 months

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Buck and Tommy looking at each other's lips

#evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #buck x tommy #911 #911 abc #911edit #oliver stark #lou ferrigno jr #i didn't think i was gonna be watching the show anymore and now im GIFFING IT AGAIN????#this scene genuinely unhinged me i haven't known peace for 2 seconds since the episode aired #the way tommy keeps glancing at buck's lips all the time #the way buck is in literal trance after the kiss just staring at tommy's lips #INSANE BEHAVIOR #my stuff

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pharawee · 5 days

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How to have sex carefully in tent. I'm ready. Can we do it?

—MONSTER NEXT DOOR · Episode 9

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bethanydelleman · 1 year

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Most directors (it seems): The sexiest thing is sex.

Me: The sexiest thing is when two people spend weeks staring at each other in longing and then their hands brush against each other, and then they hug, but like with their whole bodies and one person puts their hand on the back of the other's head and it feels like they will never stop hugging because they've wanted it so bad, and then they kiss ONCE (1 time) but it feels earned.

#period dramas #the sexiest thing isn't sex #I want to see their hands brush up against each other!!!#I want them to have one kiss after being in love for an extended period #GIVE ME THE LONGING #alchemy of souls #pride and prejudice 2005 #give me close ups of HANDS

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scarrletmoon · 3 months

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if you’re ever feeling sad about fandom bullshit, go rewatch the show

the first time i dealt with fandom bullshit directly, i was really afraid that it would make me hate the show, or that i’d rewatch it and find out it’s not actually as good as i thought

no!! our show is good!! our show is SO good!! just watching the pilot makes me love stede more, makes me love all the characters bc i know how they’re going to grow and love and fight for each other. i love it for being so unapologetically weird and goofy and sincere and gay as hell

when people are being cruel and shitty and callous online, go rewatch your fave episode. remind yourself why you fell in love with the gay pirates in the first place. please don’t let a handful of miserable people take that joy from you

#scarrlet rambles #ofmd #i am clinging to my love for this show with all the strength in my body #i refuse to give it up i love it too damn much #it’s changed my life #and even after almost scraping rock bottom? i still adore this show #fuck everyone who wanted me to disappear #i’m not going anywhere you can kiss my 🍑

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hinamie · 24 days

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congrats on your recovery n all yuuji but unfortunately for you I thought the scars were cool >:/

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #these took so long i kept getting distracted cries #but they r done and this is yuuji's post canon scar map to me. argue with a wall we should have had this #looks at canon this sign won't stop me bc i cant read >:(#smh robbed!!!!!! the potential!!!!! the aesthetic!!!!! th angst the symbolism!!!!!!#gege i respect u i do not want beef after u let my boys live #but u rly couldnt have scuffed him up a LITTLE more.....there were so many to choose from didnt u have a favourite.....#all he has to show fr all that r two little scratches. rly.#((not counting the ear n fingers thank god i get That much))#anyway i made a whole post abt why i think yuuji should have kept the scars n what it would have stood for symbolically #its along th same lines as the yuuji Big Face Scar agenda hh i just care a lot abt character design n visual storytelling ok #anyway fine he can keep the eye but in this house it grew back wrong it's lighter and foggy and now his prescription is stronger #as fr the rest #megumi has dibs on the upper right eye apparently so yuuji can have the bottom half #i would have doubled down on the scars on his left but a. the right side is the symbolic one #b. he healed an entire eye so it makes sense tht he'd heal other more minor injuries as well #c. tbh it's mostly based on what looked good i think this arrangement guides the eye across his face nicely #gave him a lil nose nick bc smth smth sukuna idk it's just there to balance things out #also as i said. the jaw and neck scar are there for kissing purposes i make the rules im salty and i do what i want smile #in other news thank u past hina fr doing those hair render studies im very happy with my yuuji hair as of late

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idiotdriftinginspace · 2 months

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Another summer doodle :D

idk if somebody have done this already but one day the inspiration strucked me like a fright train and i had to draw it

i was THIS CLOSE to finishing it and posting before the second OH SO BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING trailer, oh well ¯_(ツ)_/¯

also the og bg is staying because:

1) i don't want to draw something else; and

2) i find it 1000 times funnier that they ended up in a prison van and that they were in school (hey guess what, now i have like 2 ideas for AU's-simply because of the unchaanged background...AND THE MOVIE ISN'T EVEN OUT YET)

Part 1 Part 3

og photo under cut:

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