#kiss that puppet now

[sirpseudonymphoapish]

everyone simps for bro strider but nobody simps for lil cal

except me

and i dont mean him as a concept or as a human

i want that PUPPET

look at him,,,, how id smooch those plastic lips. or maybe they're wooden i dont know and i dont care.

"sigh i wish i was lil cal so bro would hold me,,"

i wish i was bro so i could hold lil cal. and also so id look cool as fuck. we are not the same

[halfbaked00q]

Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.

bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard

[xx-sketchy-xx]

Lol, why is this so fun???

[pestercide]

Some puppet AU/headcanon designs!! (They're all non-binary btw :3)

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

um alex??? just WHAT is your tongue doing??

[rosemaze-reveries]

thinking about matthias having a sensitivity to hearing you call his name 😣♡ he can't remember the last time he heard someone say it so passionately. most people just opt for "mr. czernin" out of polite distance. calling him matthias might seem like a no brainer to you once you cross a certain threshold w/ him but his heart flutters a bit every time,, it's a welcome reminder that he is still visible to someone out there. ofc, he's good at hiding the impact it has on him

[jils-things]

AHH OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS AWHILE BACKKK!! i got this super duper cute constabell commission from @serenadeofsunshine !!! 💚💚💚 i ADORE the way they look in her style ;;n;; 💚

[sysig]

Didn’t know you had it in you, did you (Patreon)

[crispycreambacon]

Who wants to be the Ryan to my Professor <3

[sabxhere]

i feel absolutely insane while saying this, but watching all of season 2 of good omens and looking at the progression of aziraphale and crowley's relationship felt like being fed soup. but like, the BEST soup ever.

i eat a spoonful of it. "good soup", i say, absolutely delighted and craving more of it. and the more i got, the happier i was.

and then. and then, suddenly, around fifteen minutes from the ending, everything stops. confused, vaguely upset, i say "please sir, I want some more", just like fucking oliver twist when he asked for more food.

And suddenly i am fucking beaten to a pulp, bench pressed, UTTERLY AND ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED, and as i lie there, on the bloody ground, all i hear is "wait and see"

[sangre]

*wakes up in a cold sweat* obviously the guardian is an echo of the emperor's claim to being an adventurer bearing the burden of saving a wicked world..... (a pretense/a performance/an experiment to a means to an end)

but i can't stop laughing bc like. Tha. That's the emperor's OC. the dream visitor is his OC that he's shipping with tav. and let me tell you the fic is 300k

[saphira-artandoc]

So uhh

How's everyone holding up?

[yellowloid]

so sorry for the wait. the new chapter is here :)

i hope you'll enjoy it, and if you do, please consider letting me know your opinions! i'm terribly curious and it'd really mean the world <3

[localcryptic]

hey guys i got a really good happy ending to Fallen Hero Retribution where everything went well <- guy who just reset to Checkpoint 5 like four times to try and fix his shit

[deaddee-anime-brownfanlady]

[gojiratu]

The greatest Fandom isn't for your cute little indie game with deep mechanics and well written characters. It isn't even for that multi season drama with that one really hot guy you lost your mind over. The greatest Fandom to be a part of is for a syndicated sitcom from the 80s about an alien that wants to eat the family cat.