#kisame hcs

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🍰 for kinktober for Maito Gai, Kisame, and Madara because I know you love him. Please and thank you ;)

i do. i love all three of these men

🍰 just a sweet fantasy

Maito Gai

Unsurprisingly, a large number of Gai’s fantasies revolve around something related to athletics!

The most recurrent one, the one he’s just fixated on, is hooking up in the middle of sparring with someone.  The imagined progression of it all really gets Gai going: a slow build from dodging one another’s blows, taking the light impacts of blocking, until finally, maybe the blows are beginning to take a turn for the tougher, so he grabs their fist and whirls them into a fiery kiss...... yeah, that really does it for him.

The ideal setting for the aforementioned spar-hookup is on a gym mat in front of a giant wall mirror. Gai, the freak that he is, wants to watch every second of the action. He wants to get a burn on that mat, he wants you both to feel it afterwards.

Body worship kink, his favorite dirty talk is always praise! Gai is a giving partner and the bedroom is no exception, but he really gets off on receiving that praise. Gai loves to be ridden, fingers exploring his muscles, as his partner whispers and moans of how perfect his sculpted body is. That sensation of fingers digging into him, you gripping him everywhere, telling him how perfect it all is.... euphoric!

Kisame

He is into body worship but only through submission.  When Kisame envisions a lover lying in wait for him, it makes his breath catch in his throat a little bit.  It’s hot, to think someone wants him, wants to be touched and devoured by him—the vulnerability of submission or desire, it drives Kisame to verbal praise. To keep him fantasizing of you, simply be genuine in your need for him.

In that same vein, Kisame loves the organic spontaneity of sex with a regular partner. The thrill lies in the unpredictability. He is an opportunistic exhibitionist—if the mood strikes, he pounces. Common sites include beside bodies of water and bathhouses. Something about nudity and natural progression...

Circling back around to point one, Kisame's fantasies are consumed with themes of dominance and submission. He can respond well to initiation, but he prefers to lead. If Kisame asked you to get down and suck him off while he recorded, chances are he won't even watch the footage right away—it's the way you don't even hesitate, the way you take him all the way in without question, that's what he wants. You're in for such praise during filming, but watching the video is an entirely different type of excitement. He just wants to see that you'll do it.

Madara

In the same way I said Kisame likes to dominate? That's Madara to the maximum, baby! He just wants to see that you'll do it. You had better do it, if it's come to the point where he is asking. Madara is dominant without ethics or morality. If you're with him, you're with him because you knew the type of man he was. And if that's the case, you already know fully well that you're going to get down and suck.

He's not going to praise you. You're doing what you're supposed to do for him, and so what if you're good at it? Everything he has is supposed to be the best—including you, and anything you provide to him. When you take every inch of Madara without complaint, he's going to thrust his last into you, and kiss you good night from behind. There is your "thanks."

When he wakes up stiff and agitated, it's hardly ever a sex dream and almost always a violent dream. He fights constantly, even when he is supposed to be resting. Aggressive morning romps with Madara is not uncommon.

Bondage KING. The ultimate form of submission in Madara's mind comes in the form of rope suspension. He doesn't even impose painful sensations, he just teases and observes. Greater than vows exchanged at an altar, is a hogtied and suspended pose. A partner that would allow him to do that, he considers loyal and obedient and nothing gets his dick harder than those two adjectives.

[philosophicalparadox]

Interesting Kisame Notes:

Some of these I think are common knowledge in the fandom at this point, but in case they haven’t reached some ears yet I’ll list them anyway.

His characterization is totally different in Japanese vs English dub, partly because his English VA typically voices utter meat-heads and given that Kisame looks like he would be, I guess it fits…buuuuuut it really doesn’t lol. In English, Kisame is very blunt and sounds pretty aggressive; but in Japanese he’s almost the total opposite:

The register of Japanese that Kisame speaks is called Keigo, which is very old and integral to the dialect spoken predominantly in Kyoto. It’s extremely formal — the nearest English equivalent dialect/register I can think of would be an amalgam of 1860’s Victorian High London English. Which is about the right time period, actually, that keigo sorta “belongs” to. (Meiji Era). I could go on trying to explain it, but the gyst is that Kisame is very formal and sometimes a little rude — there is, in fact, a register in Keigo that allows you to be both simultaneously— but he’s also meek. He’s non-committal and generally soft-spoken, even though he’s got an impressive and commanding presence. He doesn’t exactly minimise himself in a physical space or manner, but he definitely comes across like he’s trying not to “be the big baddie”, contrary to his English VA. He also refers to Itachi as -san even though by all rights he ought to use -kun, given that Itachi is 11 years his junior, which is a much loftier raise in respectful position than it would seem (all the moreso because Itachi is a little shit to him at first lol).

Kisame likes to fight, BUT he likes to fight fair. I have many disagreements with the Wiki, but this is probably my biggest gripe about Kisame on there. He’s demonstrably an honorable person, when he can afford to be. Kisame does taunt his opponents occasionally, but it’s never really anything more, and it’s clearly more for fun than for goading. He never outright insults them, though, not even when they’re very clearly outmatched, and he is curiously fond of complimenting his opponents, again even when outmatched. He’s also quite patient, albeit not as much as Itachi, but that I think comes down to their fighting styles more than anything. Itachi prefers a defensive approach, aiming to disarm, whereas Kisame has a much more smash-n-grab approach, wearing his opponent down in a contest of stamina and brute force. (Truly, these two are terrifying when you consider what they’re capable of when coordinating together.) either way, Kisame reminds me of an old Samurai in some ways, in that he follows a code, although maybe it’s one only he knows, and he sticks to it.

Kisame is very probably based on a Youkai called either the Koujin or more often Samebito. Or at the very least the Hoshigaki clan is likely inspired by the myth. Samebito are shark merfolk, essentially, and look pretty terrifying, but they’re actually quite benevolent to benign towards humans. In their mythology they specialize in making textiles of a special silk that’s entirely waterproof and very tough. They’re also, being water Youkai, very sensitive and often emotional creatures, which like some other youkai, cry tears that can crystallize into precious stones. (Water is the element of emotion). There’s a particularly famous story about one, which I won’t get into here — but the ways in which the myth reflects the man are such: Samebito are incredibly loyal to people that help them, and will literally hurt themselves or even kill themselves to help a friend or ally. They also have an honor system, one which prioritizes hospitality and fairness. They may not necessarily go out of their way to help a random human, but they’ll save people from drowning and if you do right by them, they’ll be sure to return the favor.

Kisame and Jiraiya are almost the same height. (Kisame 195cm or 6’4 3/4”, usually rounded up to 6’5” in the data books, Jiraiya is 191cm, about 6’3”) . They both are some of the tallest characters in manga canon, followed by Gai at 184cm, 6’0”.

Something that frequently goes unmentioned is that being one of the 7 swordsmen is more than just a title in Kiri, it awards you a special government role. What exactly that role is, is a bit up in the air, but we know that the swordsmen commanded units, and could command ANBU if they saw fit to. It’s also implied that there’s desk work and other managerial responsibilities associated with the position, which makes sense if we’re going the military commander route. Now obviously some of them were total whack jobs, but the fact nobody except arguably Mangetsu really liked Kisame, (we don’t know about Zabuza, but Kisame’s reaction implies they minded their own business when it came to the other) it’s interesting to think about how exactly that came to be. Cause Mr. Lightning Boy (I do not remember his name) that turns up in part 1 anime is not the sort I envision doing diligent paperwork or anything like proper commanding lol. I know I’m solidly in HC territory here, but I can envision Kisame actually trying to do his job as it says on the tin and every other swordsman looking at him like he’s nuts for sticking to his principles instead of buying into the corruption lol.

In other HC territory that is sort of canon-ish but I guess got retconned for plot or something: Kisame has a PHENOMENAL sense of smell. He’s a very good tracking nin. He’s a sensing type, with added sharky benefits. (Sharks can sense electrical activity in the muscles of prey, so I imagine Kisame is Extra perceptive.) Ergo, it has not ever once made sense to me that he’d of been genuinely surprised by the Tobi/Madara reveal. Unfortunately the tone he uses in Japanese is extremely neutral, so it’s (possibly deliberately) hard to read into. Is he being sarcastic? I’d like to think so, given what canon presents us with, but this is Kishimoto we are talking about lol. In case it’s not clear, I find it Highly doubtful that Obito could have completely changed his scent AND chakra signature beyond recognition, and the fact Itachi knows he’s playing pretend sort of leans into Kisame being aware of it, because I doubt Itachi could really keep his own skepticism under that tight of lock and key. Not around Kisame.

Alrighty, it’s 5am and I need to sleep 🤣 so take this as ye will for now

[snuggleboots]

₊˚♡˚₊ The Akatsuki, communicating their love ₊˚♡˚₊

₊˚♡˚₊ feat. Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu, and Hidan ₊˚♡˚₊

Tags: Fluff, mishmash of random headcanons, general cutesy relationship stuff.

♡ Kisame communicates his love in various ways, but it's always most sincere in the little things he does. If you're both walking up a flight of stairs, he'll always walk behind, just so he can steal a kiss without having to lean down a bit to reach you. Usually, he'll follow that up with a stupid little, 'How's it feel to be the tall one for once?'

♡ He's a man who likes to sleep in, but when you're sleeping with him, it's his god-given duty to wake you up with some combination of stupid, sleepy shenanigans. It typically starts with some needlessly aggressive cuddling while he's waking up, which becomes a smattering of kisses and little nips dealt wherever he can reach, and eventually develops into... either cackling over your groggy irritation or moving into a little extra lovin', if you feel up to it.

♡ Cuteness aggression is a real thing, and it's his curse. If your tongue pokes out just a little bit when you're thinking hard or focused on something, if you flex your toes like a little cat when you stretch, or purse your lips when you're frustrated - he's gonna bite you. Always does. He can't help it, he gets the impulse to squish you, bite you, pinch, or bully you a little bit when you're minding your business, doing things that he finds objectively precious. You make his teeth itch when he catches you off guard, and you flash him those big eyes, and- UGH.

♡ Now, he isn't the perfect listener by any means, but Kisame is very attentive when tiffs happen in the relationship. He listens with the full intention to learn and solve the problem, and if things get a bit heated he'll calm himself down and ask you to back up and explain why you're upset. He doesn't make a habit of taking himself too seriously, which really helps him navigate rough patches well.

♡ Your personal space is his preferred space. You're stretched out, reading a book or resting your eyes? It doesn't matter where you're hanging out, that's still just as good as an invitation in his books. When he saunters on over and nonchalantly plonks his entire body weight on top of you, he doesn't even have the courtesy to say sorry for the disturbance. Nope, he's on a mission, hooking his arms around your waist and just burying his face in your belly. You're warm, you smell so nice, and he's livin' large on cloud nine, which means you're stuck there until he's decided he's had his fill for a bit.

♡ Itachi's a man with simple wants and simple displays of love. If your days are busy and he's tucking into bed before you are, he'll cosy up on your side to keep it warm until you're ready to join him for the night. It's a little silly, a little cute, watching a man like him streeeetch right out when you meander into the bedroom, and unceremoniously shimmy back over to his side before settling in and promptly passing out. That is, however, a quiet little token of his affection.

♡ He's perceptive about things you don't enjoy doing, and especially things you tend to stress about. Without so much as mentioning it, he'll tend to the little things like that just to take them off your plate. If you're sick or in pain, Itachi is more than content to take care of you. Sorry, it's a small facet of who he is, to tend to the very few people he cares about. The man also cooks, and pretty damned well at that. His breakfasts are a cure-all when you're feeling like absolute garbage.

♡ There is such a thing as an 'Uchiha pout', and he weaponizes it for petty reasons and to ridiculous extents. He isn't always just some stone-faced caricature of a stoic, and it's brilliantly displayed when you deny his simple requests, such as relaxing after a long day, curled up on the couch with him when he's having a low-energy, no spoons left kind of day.

♡ Yes, he wants to settle his weight into your side and just be - or better yet, rest his head on your shoulder and soak up some easy, effortless affection until he's feeling a bit better. (Please card your fingers through his hair, he won't nod off again, really-) If you really have the audacity to say no - and he will call it that - you're going to see him purse his lips, pinch his brows and angle his face away from you like some kind of disappointed housecat. 'You make me lonely', he'll halfheartedly mumble, because it's a guilt trip that works and he's fully aware of that fact. No, he does not feel bad about it, either.

♡ Kakuzu's 'love language' exists in subtle acts of service and physical touch, generally shared in private. No, he's not going to say he loves you, but he can show you that your presence doesn't irritate the part of his brain that makes him want to shove his fist through someone's skull.

♡ When the seasons turn and you inevitably wind up freezing cold every goddamn night, he's content to settle beside you on the couch and tuck your chilly feet under his leg while he unwinds with a good book. There's no need to fill the silence, just let it be and enjoy the moment. You're cosy, he's relatively happy, and for all intents and purposes, you two are set to have a wonderful, quiet night.

♡ And since Kakuzu's a habitual early riser, you're typically still snoring long after he's up and ready for the day. When it's time for him to get up and get dressed, he'll flop his blanket - because he sure as hell doesn't share one - over your head before he turns on the light to get dressed. When he's done and the light's out he'll pull it down and be on his way without having disturbed your sleep.

♡ On the odd time that you're waking up with him, he'll slip by while you're getting dressed and steal a kiss to your shoulder.

♡ When his nail polish is chipped and it's time to reapply, he'll let you do it. For one, it's less for him to do, but! It's also a little token of trust on his part to toss you the polish, plop his hand in your lap, and grumble something like, 'Don't paint my damn fingers this time'. You probably still manage to flood his cuticles, which he will grumble about, but it's the thought that counts.

♡ Hidan's love can sometimes be compared to that of a fat, obnoxious housecat. If he's off-duty when you're trying to enjoy some free time, he is firmly wedged up your ass because he likes attention and you actually listen to him when he talks about... whatever's bouncing around in his head.

♡ Lounging on the couch when he's just coming in from a month on the road? Haha, sucks to be you actually, because he's instantly ripping through the living room at terminal velocity, with full intentions of divebombing your sorry ass before you have the chance to scramble up and evade him. You're still wheezing from impact, and this guy's already launching into a tirade about every little gripe he's had about his mission. 'Kakuzu was a dick, the ration bars taste like shit, the coil broke on my scythe and, and, and...'

♡ Hidan loves a good late-night hangout, so he's usually around to burn time with you when you can't sleep. Even when you don't feel like talking, he always fills the silence himself by chatting your ear off about whatever comes to mind. Sometimes it's just life stuff, other times it's his interests - and often, he'll animorph into a used cars salesman for Jashinism. You expect it, he loves that you actually listen and engage with him.

♡ 'You only get to die if you lived, no matter how great or shitty your life was, get it? Seeing the end is a privilege', he'll mutter into the lip of a half-full mug. When you're tired at the table, jolting upright after accidentally dozing off for the fifth time during his proselytizing, Hidan will slide you a cup of something that'll keep you fucking wired for the night. It's not to be a dick, obviously, but you're listening! And this is important shit! 'Diseased, crippled, or fuckin'... broke; at the end of the day, you're alive, and your pain's recognised by Lord Jashin. Suffering is a gift imparted, that only the living receive, and...' something something Jashin is great, and you should probably definitely convert.

♡ He's claimed half of your bed, and sleeping with him fucking sucks. He sleeps like a starfish and steals the blankets, and you're not waking him up unless you feel like investing some serious effort into doing so. He snores, and on the nights that he winds up sleeping half on top of you, you have to deal with the fact that he drools like a dog and sleeps with his mouth hanging open. You don't wanna deal with that? Tough shit, you're comfy, and somehow your bed is just waaaaay better than his. Okay? Okay.

[theheirofthesharingan]

Are there any silly or interesting Itachi/Sasuke/other character headcanons you've always wanted to share?

Some of these will be Modern-AUish, some canon compliant, and some Akatsuki AU.

Whenever Sasuke sees something that's interesting to (only) him as a child he rushes to Itachi to share it. Itachi is his go-to person whenever he wants to share something. Itachi sometimes lets Sasuke's excitement slide because he's too busy/too tired, and little Sasuke is infuriated. He expresses his fury in form of stomping his feet, walking around the house with a pout. He keeps yelling in front of Itachi's room that no one loves him and genuinely looks sad. No one understands why Sasuke is acting so weird until Itachi picks on it and gives Sasuke some treat. It's super easy to please him.

Itachi is a bad cook. Sasuke is even worse. That's why whenever their parents aren't home, Itachi cooks and Sasuke waits instead of helping him. One time when Sasuke "helped", it almost invited disaster. Itachi swore to never let Sasuke in since then. Sasuke is super salty because what he did at 12 shouldn't be held against him, right? Itachi won't listen. Their parents have no idea about it. So, whenever Itachi cooks something in his millionth attempt, certain that he made the dish perfect, Sasuke always shoots him down with "I've had better". Though later at night he sneaks into the kitchen to finish the rest, because why not.

Sasuke likes to hang out with Madara, but he's always been scared of the old man. Sasuke says he looks good only when he's not speaking or smiling. He always hides behind Itachi whenever Madara is visiting them. Itachi often uses it against Sasuke when he won't let him finish his work. "Go to sleep, Sasuke, or Madara uncle will come." It's an inside joke and Madara is definitely not pleased because he loves kids. He doesn't want to be the bad guy in Sasuke's eyes.

Both the brothers love to go on long cycle rides, especially in summers.

Naruto and Sasuke have a lot of sleepovers. Whenever Sasuke has to go to Naruto's house, Itachi drops him there. And when Naruto has to come to Sasuke's house, they want Itachi to tell them horror stories. Not overly keen on scaring them both, he tries to evade, but Naruto wouldn't listen. To set the mood, all the lights are kept off, and as soon as Itachi starts, Naruto hides himself in covers, and Sasuke rolls his eyes. Although later at night neither Naruto nor Sasuke want to go out alone to pee. Sasuke is just as scared as Naruto. He just doesn't want to show.

Minato and Kushina love both the brothers. Because of them their families are super close as well. Occasionally, Minato would take all the three kids to some other city/fun place, and come home super exhausted, because Naruto and Sasuke are a menace.

When they're kids, and Mikoto and Fugaku have to leave for a few hours, Kakashi and Yamato have to babysit them. Kakashi hates it because he'd rather be reading his books, but Yamato loves spending time with them. He loves to spoil both the kids. Sasuke just ends up pulling Yamato's hair and also tries to pull Kakashi's mask. But he can't.

Itachi has a Danzo plushie, decorated with red marks and is beaten down badly as if Itachi likes to punch it every time he's mad. Mikoto is horrified because since when her sweet child become this violent. Fugaku gives Itachi a treat when he learns this. Sasuke just likes to pull Danzo plushie's ears because they're fun to him.

Sasuke hates Shisui and Izumi at home. They steal the time he can spend with his nii-san. But when Itachi is not home, Shisui takes Sasuke with him and they train and Shisui deliberately loses his matches. Sasuke tells everything to Itachi with glee that he defeated Shisui when they trained together. Sasuke grudgingly admits to himself only that he likes spending time with Shisui too, but he won't ever feed Shisui's ego, because his nii-san is still the best.

Kisame is another person Sasuke is scared of. But he gets to like him. If anything, if ever Sasuke is mad at his brother, Kisame sides with Sasuke, and tells his brother how terrible of a big brother Itachi is. One day, Sasuke spent exactly 30 minutes complaining about Itachi to Kisame. And obviously, Kisame lectured Itachi that evening.

Being Itachi's little brother, Sasuke is the unofficial member of the Akatsuki. He has his own tiny Akatsuki robe. He doesn't understand why he doesn't get "dangerous" missions like his brother does. They tell him he's the most important person in the Akatsuki, so he must get special treatment. They keep all the gory shit out of his knowledge.

Sasuke really, really dislikes Kakuzu. He also finds Hidan weird. He wants to protect his brother from Deidara because Deidara just seems like he's obsessed with his brother. Itachi must be protected from him.

The people Sasuke loves in the Akatsuki after his brother are Konan and Sasori. Sasori makes puppets/toys for him (without all the blood and stuff) and gifts them to Sasuke. Konan is like a mom to him. In Itachi's absence she takes care of Sasuke.

[canonsinthehead]

Naruto Headcanons: Kirigakure Wordbuilding pt.3 - A Thick History Lesson.

(take out your pens & notebooks, its a full course meal)

Hello we are back with the meat and potatoes so buckle up! Again a deep dive into the history of the country of water relating to my Naruto Modern/Celebrity AU. As i mentionned before, Kiri Basketball Team recently came into the international scene. It is interesting because their country have been closed off from the rest of the world for the longest. Let's see why and what let up to Kiri to finally open its borders.

KIRI HEADCANONS PT.2 : HISTORY & THE HOSHIGAKI CLAN.

(XXX YEARS AGO.)

For the longest, the country of Water has always been occupied by various clans/ethnicities. They had their respective islands and territories. Like any other countries with a diverse population, they lived in “harmony” under the rule of the Hoshigaki clan who occupied the mainland and capital.

Keep in mind, their bloodline made most of the cultural references of the country of water due to their historical dominance they had over the territory for centuries. Music, laws, structures, policies and more were entirely based on the map of their community.

The Hoshigaki has always been the region’s clan of royalty because of their questionable origins. It is displayed in their tall height,“marine-like” features, culture housing infinite knowledge and a government system in harmony with nature. This clan was drowned in limitless amount of resources/minerals especially raw diamonds, gold, platinum and silver. Knowing their resources would potentially be sought after by outsiders, the country of water remained isolated from the outside world, not only geographically but (socially from other countries) as it was self reliant.

Like mentioned before, all member of the basketball team of Kiri are from different clan/ethnic groups adjacent to each other, but the population of the country of water is divided as following:

Only the Hoshigaki and Yuki clans occupied a (slightly) superior position on the social hierarchy compared to the rest. Despite this, the land of water operated under an egalitarian system because the two clans never gave themselves the title or acted as a monarchy or oligarchy. Everyone revered these two clans for their immense sacrifice for the stability and protection of the entire country. The hereditary supernatural abilities of these families set them apart so the social structure looked like this:

INVASION OF THE COUNTRY OF WATER Renzo Karatachi (Yagura’s father) decided to invade the country of water. The previous domain of his clan was located in the southern region of the country of Fire. They were once a noble clan but got demoted from its title after Hashirama created Konoha. The new political system instated by the Senju was soon applied to most countries, no matter their previous political system. Many went from chaotic oligarchies to a more regulated “hokage” system. This process got rid of large clan/families who only sought after personal interests and refused to make compromises for “the greater good”.

Regardless their so-called noble status, Renzo’s family didn’t compare in size to other clan like the Hyuugas or Aburame and found out to be geographically isolated from the newly formed city, Konoha. The truth is that they were purposefully left behind because of their irrelevance in the ninja world (no supernatural powers) and their documented history of dubious military practices especially tied to how they acquired their land centuries ago.

To add salt to injury, their headquarters formed the largest city and capital of the country of fire but suddenly lost its prestigious status when Hashirama replaced it by Konoha. All important operations, political systems and businessmen left for the new great city, leaving the Karatachi clan domain desolate. Bitter and scorned at the sight of his fallen empire, Renzo was left to take a decision; merge into the new “kage” system or barely survive. He firmly refused out of pride. Time passed but after years of research and planning, he concocted a plan to give justice to his clan.

His idea? COLONIZATION & DICTATORSHIP. A vision he will pass down to his son Yagura. His objective was to seek a new land they would rule over and call their “home”, finally dissociating from the country of fire who “betrayed” them. Their target? The country of water. The Karatachi patriarch had this land in mind for many reasons.

1.Proximity & Isolation. Not only their target was super close, but it was isolated by the sea. Trying to invade any other part of the country of fire or adjacent regions would have enacted an immediate reaction from neighbouring allied countries. Also, the last thing Renzo wanted was to go against Hashirama in ANY WAY. So, let’s go after this country who is socially, geographically and politically severed from the rest of the world (did not operate under the “kage” system until recently). Renzo invested a fortune into the naval industry, an unexplored territory because all other nations were connected by land. It reached such level of technological/engineering advancement that it would have taken decades for other countries to catch up if they ever decided to come to the country of water’s aid. (It never happened).

2.Resources. The endless resources the land offered goes from large sources of fresh water, metals and precious stones to feed their military and naval industry. Renzo was planning to make all this fortune his and use as a bargaining chip against other countries.

3.Feelings of Superiority. Above all, Renzo thought of the country of water’s population as less then. This is where the caste system will come from, according to his own opinions and characteristics he thinks are more valuable. Like many people around the world, he believed the Hoshigaki (and all associated with them) were sub-human. Their features (shark teeth, pointy eyes, face markings, etc.) are present because a degenerate had intercourse with a mermaid centuries ago (theory widely accepted around the world at the time). So earthly things and resources belong to “real humans” they are not deserving of all this gold and diamonds. Why would fishes need precious metals?

4.Lust. He lusted after the first lady, Sheba Hoshigaki. He wanted to negotiate to have her by his side (arranged/political marriage) as his clan invaded the country. On top of trying to set himself as the leader of the Country of Water, Renzo tried to take her by force but miserably failed. What he ignored was that Sheba descended from a strongly protected lineage of female spiritualists (outsiders call them witches). Forcing himself on her couldn’t end well and he passed away 1 year after stepping foot in Kirigakure.

THE SEEK OF REVENGE Absolutely outraged, his son, Yagura Karatachi, picked where he left and took out his flaming rage on the Hoshigaki clan as he blamed them for the death of his father. He accessed the throne as a teenager and swiftly ordered the Hoshigaki to be exterminated, even if it was not part of the original plan. He contaminated most of the clan’s sacred water sources, destroyed their temples, statues and artifacts knowing their attachment to nature and how it would greatly affect them (poisoning their life source). Yagura, along with a well-equipped naval army, took the capital after contaminating the Hoshigaki’s water sources and planting disease on them.

Many members of the ruling clan were eliminated in war. It was an invader armed with a mighty naval power against a relatively peaceful nation unequipped with this level of technology. When the Hoshigaki was pushed closer towards complete extinction, it forced the remnants of their bloodline into hiding. The entire social and political balance was thrown off. The country of water slid into chaos leaving it open for complete subjugation.

THE CASTE SYSTEM In the ashes of the past, Yagura formed a new caste system based on: - lineage/appearance: features, skin tone & blood purity. ⁃ if you denounced the past system governed by the Hoshigaki and swears loyalty to Yagura's

YAGURA The ruler of the country (Dictator)

KARATACHI CLAN All the Karatachi Clan member who immigrated from the Country of Fire.

REMNANT OF THE YUKI CLAN (who sold out) All the men from the Yuki Clan who swore their loyalty to Yagura’s father after their clan leader’s death. They were sought after, for their paler complexion, facial features, culture & customs Renzo wanted to breed into the Karatachi clan.

TERUMI CLAN (& relative clans/families) Clans & families, elevated to middle/upper middle class for their appearance closer to the residents of the Country of Fire. They are the only caste untouched by social pressure and a lot of investors and businessmen reside in this caste. All they worry about is maintaining their position in the system and living their “regular” little lives. This layer of society created a lot of animosity because their wealth/social advantages was gifted to them overnight. Certain lands and territories blossomed into wealthy villages and cities for them while others turned into literal wasteland for others.

SOLDIERS OF HONOURS (often police officers, governmental employees, etc.) Those from lower caste who sold out to escape a sorry fate and attempted to achieve a “higher caste”. Those men of any background who denounce their allegiance to the past system for a “high paying corporate job”. They are seen as traitors by the rest and unfortunately most of them are still treated like the lower caste they came from by this system and everyone above them regardless their “sacrifice”.

CLANS & FAMILIES DISTANTLY RELATED TO THE HOSHIGAKI All remotely or genetically related to the defeated Hoshigaki clan were relocated to poorer areas/islands of the country. A huge part of them had to move to the mainland to find work, mostly harsh manual labour. Gangs of all types recruit here and, in the underclass, because both are financially indistinguishable from each other. They are the most taxed and located within the areas with the most environmental damages.

UNDERCLASS/BOTTOM FEEDERS/SLAVERY This class includes anyone perceive as “useless” like small clan and families, prisoners, orphans, slaves and anyone with any form of debt/under the thumb of a loan shark. They are doing the hardest jobs. They are either wanderers or occupy the many slums in the country. The elderly or disabled are left to their own devices, they are considered of no utility because of their physical or mental limitations. For example, Haku belonged to this class after his father abandoned him very young because he was “too feminine looking” since being associated with or being a woman is among the worst thing to be in the caste system.

WOMEN Women are the bottom of this society; they were never perceived to have any form of autonomy outside of being married. Women of lower caste have it twice as hard as the men of the same caste. They are often encouraged into being a maid, nanny, s. worker or hostess under the misleading promise of finding a man who will financially provide for them. Most women were denied education in this system, many are kept at home waiting to be married off (arranged marriage). This was immediately abandoned after the coup on Yagura’s life. Some defied the standard and pursued an education regardless the odds. Nothing was worst perceived than a woman stepping outside of the norm and social expectations (who does she think she is?!).

“CRIMINALS” & ANYONE GOING AGAINST THE SYSTEM Since freedom of speech has been shaky/unavailable and the definition of what constituted a “crime” varied from a caste to another, many people fitted this category. Triple your sentence if you are not backed up by a gang. They could plead for your case and even bribe the jury in your favour for less time. Those same crime lords behind a lot of the chaos paid monthly retributions to the government to evade unnecessary jail time for themselves but anybody else? Not even in your wildest dream. Many people were arrested for having an “undesirable” opinion or do lengthy time for a very petty crime. If you survived jail, there was nothing for you when you came back. Along this, any government officers who fell short or betrayed the king became an amputee and homeless if he didn’t get executed.

There was a clear difference between every caste definition of what was acceptable and valued. All layers of society valued marriage but for different reasons.

For Lower castes, it’s kinda tricky because infidelity was as present as salt in the sea but many did not play about their gf/bf (or side piece) and could’ve kill you for it.

For Higher caste, they hid behind their financial standing to cover their bad deeds. They loved to play the morality police, looking down on others was a sport and the obsession with marriage was based on the ideology of economic purity/conservation.

There was an issue with age gap relationship all over the country as it was heavily normalized, even more when it’s for a come up or arranged marriages. Those practices were officially banned after Yagura’s death.

THE MODEL MINORITY & THE FUTURE PROMISE. When proposed to integrate into the Karatachi Clan for their “good genes” , the Yuki Clan leader, Aizawa-han Yuki stood his ground and refused to sell out his people regardless the promise of luxury and a high position in the imposed caste system.

He wanted to see his clan survive without getting corrupted and the country has always been wary of outsiders. He knew the ultimate goal was for the Karatachi clan to put their hands on the Yuki bloodline’s ancestral powers and make them give up their autonomy to merge both bloodlines together.

It is known that if “the life source” of the country of water stayed intact and out of the invaders’ hands, the country will survive whatever comes its way and preserve its food and water supply. Hence why Koffi Hoshigaki had to make the difficult decision of temporary give up his position as a leader to make sure his clan survived the active genocide against his people. Their extinction would have brought the largest & deadliest drought over the country killing most of its population.

Aizawa-Han respected his friend’s decision. Unfortunately; after relentlessly fighting the invading army for 30 days nonstop, Yagura savagely murdered him. For refusing to betray his loyalty to the Hoshigaki clan and for boldly refusing the invader’s “mercy” offer of a comfortable position for the Yuki clan under the Karatachi leadership. After his death, 90% of his clan were dispersed all over the country to be wanderers and to feed the newly made underclass as a punishment for standing with their leader in his death. “Hold On my people, Dark times are ahead of us... Always remember, the Hoshigaki clan who watched over us for centuries will always be in control of this nation but their physical absence will be difficult. I understand every single one of yours confusion and frustration... but I implore every soul to not forget the past, it’s where you will find the strength to continue walking... Above all, thank you for putting your thrust in me........” (Aizawa-Han’s last words)

Regardless of all the pressure and disrespect, Aizawa-Han choose death over betrayal and was violently executed by beheading for standing on this position and refusing to give in. His clan not only had to watch him get murdered but those who refuse to sell out after his death (90% of the entire clan) were forcefully displaced all over the country of water to feed the under class.

All Yuki clan members who mocked his death (by swearing their loyalty to the invaders) to save their lives or out of greed became high ranking officers under Yagura. These same individuals revealed vital secrets to the new dictator helping him subjugate the country of water further. Till this day, The Yuki clan is fighting to keep their community and culture alive as authentically as possible. Being dispersed all over the country and far away from their original homes made this task nearly impossible. Many customs and traditions had to be modified overtime because many aspects of their culture were outlawed. Relocating to winter islands allowed them to rebuild their old traditional system because a lot of these territories are more isolated (fearing invasion once again).

After the death of Aizawa-Han, his wife Thao Nhi was among those relocated. She made her life mission to assure the remnants of the Yuki clan and its culture survived. Thanks to her continuous and strong-willed work with the help of her clan back in the land of Waves. Even if she spent most of her life running and hiding, she is still alive (53 yo) and could witness the abolition of the caste system. She is now the leader of the Yuki clan.

On the other hand, both Sheba and Koffi Hoshigaki died during the reign of the bloody mist while their clan was hiding from execution and rebuilding their clan’s life force/artifacts.

THE POWER BALANCE Since the old days, the Yuki Clan could only operate at its best under the leadership/dominion of the Hoshigaki. When they were forced out of their leadership position, it was impossible for the Yuki clan to function properly. The great relationship between both clans and leaders always showed that they operated as dual leadership (president/vice president) maintaining a balance of power and leadership over the country:

ABOUT AIZAWA-HAN’S DEATH.... Following the death of the leader of the Yuki clan, a very slick slander was spread about him. The goal was to defame his character and make an example out of him for refusing/defying the new system under Yagura, so many people could look back at his unfortunate demise and be scared. The Karatachi clan, known for being vengeful, took great offense to this turn of event because history would have been different if both clans joined forces.

1.BLAME He was blamed for the dispersion of his clan and its retrogression to the bottom class. At first, the Yuki clan stood in their loyalty for their dead leader but as time passed (from parents to grand-children) basic necessities were scarce and horrible work/living conditions weight on all these people. A lot of justified resentment settled among Yuki clan members on top of the never-ending mourning of losing their original land. To add salt to injury, Yagura built an enormous fortress over the small house occupied by their deceased leader. It went against Aizawa-Han’s values, because he always lived modestly among the general population. Overnight the invaders along with traitors made the clan’s land their home.

2.DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER Yagura’s administration started a smear campaign against both previous leaders. After one’s death and the other disappearance, the claimed both were secret lovers and living the promiscuous life. Till this day this statement divides the country of water. The goal of spreading all types of misinformation was to brainwash the youth and generations to come. It’s why you can find hidden propaganda braided into children stories, fables & more. At the same time, journalists and artists working with the dictator drew disgusting and explicit portraits of the two men to support these egregious allegations.

Many historians will lie and pass them as historical facts instead of caricatures of the old days. Keep in mind it was used in symbiosis with the belief of the Hoshigaki were sub-human (many SERIOUSLY taught they were aliens). Both clan leaders will forever be polarizing figures the entire world is divided on (50/50 honestly)

3.INFAMOUS PROPAGANDA EXAMPLE The tales of the Naive Boy is a decades old “fairy” tale telling the story of a foolish boy who eventually drown himself in a shallow river after disobeying his parents and disregarding everyone’s warnings. He became obsessed with the Koi fishes in the river (a remix of the story of Narcissius)

The story is loved to be used by elders to teach younger generations about discipline and the heavy cost of disobeying authority: “Focus or you’ll end up like the naive boy in the river!”

This story is a cultural reference at this point but the writer is unknown. Many children were taught this story at an early age by oral tradition. There is a problem, 98,5% of people ignore this story was written after the Yuki’s clan death to mock his act of courage against Yagura by painting it as unjustified disobedience. No wonder the boy in the story has a phenotype similar to the deceased leader to tarnish his legacy further.

4.IN KIRI MEDIA Till this day, villains in media will carry a certain phenotype especially in soap operas (the most watched media in the country of water).

The example below was a popular teen movie with those exact archetypes and stereotypes. Notice how it is a movie catered towards a young female demographic and set-up in a boarding school because it was the only “education” available to girls (you mean training to become a wife, not traditional education).

The most popular and longest running soap opera in the country of Water: Pride & Prejudices, followed a married couple’s never-ending life’s ups and downs. At some point, the husband had an affair with one of his colleague's brother. As expected, the side lover had black hair /fair skin with arrogant/possessive tendencies. To add salt to injury, he was a marine spirits worshipper (connect the dots). It shocked the country when it came out.

Not only it portrayed the character with utter desperation and promiscuity, but it displayed explicit homosexual scenes (nothing new under the sun). Nobody batted an eye at the character of the husband for his infidelity (that happens many times during the series)

“He must have manipulated him! WITCH!”. Unfortunately, the toxic cheater always avoided criticism from the audience for his bad decisions because of the patriarchal/male centred mindset and misogynistic spirit who took over the country of water during Yagura’s rule. As expected, everyone had nothing but excuses when the husband in the show murdered his secret lover in cold blood fearing being discovered because similar scenarios were common occurrence in real life.

THE WAR & THE AFTERMATH  During his 25-year reign, Yagura could not completely get rid of the Hoshigaki no matter what he did, hence why he heavily relied on the caste system. All this structure and oppression to enact “revenge” for what happened to his clan and to barely mimic the power/dominion the Hoshigaki had over their own land.

There’s still disparities among classes and inside of them. The gap between many layers of society was greatly reduced once the Hoshigaki came back to power, and the economy, driven by slave labour was abolished. How it happened? The descendants of Koffi rebuilt their strength and army to finally come out of hiding and stage a coup against the dictator.

Those who benefited from this system were not pleased when it was abolished by Yagura Karatachi sudden assassination. They were businessman like Gato and other high cast members who could not stand those who sit beneath them. The social pyramid being levelled out and raising most of the population to middle class infuriated them. Which is ironic because it doesn’t strip the rich of their wealth. Regardless of their absence, members of the Hoshigaki clan are still upper class/royalty after temporarily losing the ruling position, this seat will always be reserved for them because they are the only family capable of maintaining peace in the country of water Bitterness and opposition inside the heart of those who had a great time in the caste system is still present. Their ideas are disguised as criticism on globalization or how the country’s culture changed for the worse in order to imitate bigger (sinful) nations. You cannot come across people who think like that in large numbers, they are mostly among the elderly who had the luxury of even mourning the past while everybody else couldn’t wait for this dictatorship to end.

They are now following the leadership of Koji Hoshigaki, the 20th pure blooded son who was quickly elected to power after Yagura's defeat. He is not only young but symbolise hope and a promise of change after a such long period of darkness. Finally, his nation can enter a new era. For the first time, the country of water will open itself to the rest of the world…

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KISAME HOSHIGAKI from NARUTO

JUSTIFICATION:

"Fiercely loyal to her nation, she killed her teammates to prevent info being spread, which she later came to regret. After finding out her mentor was directly selling secrets of her nation, she killed him, and fully believed the world was full of liars. Eventually joined a criminal organization called the Akatsuki under the guidance of a certain Madara, was extremely close friends with Itachi Uchiha, and became so loyal again that she killed herself to prevent spreading info. She views herself as worthless and horrible for her crimes and regrets it in the end." - @araccoonthatlikesmurder

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[autismbedamnedmyboycanworkagrill]

Bet you Itachi is like a disney princess whrn around animals. Like, sure, he's an s-rank rogue ninja, but the animals absolutely love him.

This also goes for shark men.

[tsuki-no-yomi-project]

Modern AU Headcanon ft Mitsuki, Itachi & Kisame: Gruesome Non-Sense Horror Movie

ft. Me too, the Author, yes i forcefully self inserted myself into the situation because i'm the source. Also, maybe, minor DNI? Slight mention on mutilation and gore :x

Following the chapter when Mitsuki had Itachi watch cheesy romance movie and saw his reaction..

So even before that I had this discussion with my friend. Might be TLDR so you can skip ahead past the picture~

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I was watching a Thailand horror series, during work, so I don't get sleepy (don't question me).

Then came one episode.

It was about a cult drugging people to turn them into a member of their crazy cult. Then a female teacher got involved to help a student but ended up being targeted by the bad guy and his mother.

Well, the context was not important, but..

It ended up with the teacher getting drugged but still (reasonably) sane, and tricked the perverted bad guy who then forgot that the woman was STILL HOLDING A KNIFE

She chopped his *bleeeep* off.

And threw it out the window.

Unto the guy's mother's hand, accidentally.

Then the mother (still high) saw it and went "EEEEEEWW" (in a very asian aunty voice iykwim) and threw the dong away off the railing.

And the son is like "MA WHY YOU THREW IT AWAY!?!?!?"

And the mom is like " OOPS I'm sorry son I'll get you a new one" I.. BURSTED LAUGHING (SINISTERLY, let me tell you it wasn't cute at all) and continuously laugh as I tell everyone about it. Then my friend pointed out that it was "amazing" that I watch horror stuff for the sake of keeping self awake and instead LAUGHED about it (not only in this occassion but some other also x'D)

I'M SORRY I THINK SOMETHING IS INDEED WRONG WITH ME (AND MY SENSE OF HUMOR)

---- Then somehow it turned into a discussion of how would Mitsuki react to it as compared to Itachi & Kisame in modern AU

I think like me, Mitsuki who loves thrill and experiencing new things will love horror movie too (for the catharsis against work stress *cough) so she might actually found the situation more funny instead of scary too, but probably she won't laugh maniacally like I did.

Itachi would be horrified in the pointless gore and the weird context (and secretly the dong getting chopped off too)

Kisame would question Mitsuki's (and the author's) sanity and tried to get Itachi to run with him too (before one of the 2 psycho girl decided to try and chop anyone's dongs off for research)

Ok, that's all. Just wanted to share this. K Bye

[evilkitten3]

sasori is the most unhinged about it, konan is the most normal about it, itachi is the most closeted, and kakuzu doesn't care bc he sold all the body parts he wasn't using years before he figured it out anyway

however tragically the correct answer is none of these. it's orochimaru. we all just kind of have to live with that.

[gluestickv]

Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 11!!

Akatsuki edition bc I have akatsuki brainrot❤️ so here’s 8 instead of my usual 4✌️✌️

(Read more for yappathon and unnecessary explanation)

Yes yes this is me pushing my itakabu agenda what abt it?? Also the Ukrainian zetsu says just means “Fat wh0re”😭😭

Named deidara “may dei” bc I found out he was born in may and I’m bias<3

I spent forever trying to find that mr beast edited as Kisame photo and almost gave up

Hc that sasori threatens to make tobi his next puppet project when he gets on sasoris nerves and obito thinks he’s not serious but he 100% is. Sasori isn’t gonna seek out a sharingan to put in his puppets but if one so happens to land on his door step… well…

Pein’s name is infact a line from that HORRENDOUS French “rap” going around on tiktok and nagato would legit think it’s tuff💔🥀

[bl00dalchemist]

Hcs that deidara always tries to show off and it’s always one of the older memebers that remind him he’s corny

He could get done doing something flashy and be like “told you guys I could be a badass”

And Kisame will be behind him and be like, “Shhhhhhhhhhh, badasses don’t say that”

whats funny to me about all this is that probably itachi is around and kisame has to tell this crazy ass 19 year old he's being cringe in front of the guy he wants to fight so bad it makes him look stupid.

[theheirofthesharingan]

My little hc is that when Itachi and Kisame would go to other villages where they weren’t considered missing-nin, Kisame would go to a bar and get drinks. Itachi doesn’t drink because he’s underage and he doesn’t like being drunk but Kisame tries nevertheless with the : “you killed your entire clan and you refuse to do anything illegal after that?!” Itachi would ignore him and leave and wait outside.

Idk. After itachi turns 21, I think he would be the kind of person who never drinks but also doesn’t get drunk very easily (like you can’t tell if he’s drunk or not because he just acts the same). He’s just generally polite and would just refuse any drink offered to him because he doesn’t want to forget lol

I just wanted to share with someone. It’s fine if you don’t respond to this but thank you for reading :)).

I agree. Itachi doesn't drink. And he has a good control over his emotions, so despite drinking he's not letting it get into his head. Kisame often grumbles and rolls his eyes because he likes to have fun occasionally and Itachi is always so serious. Itachi gets on his nerves sometimes because he refuses to indulge in anything that could make him feel better. Although, Itachi ends up drinking sometimes when he's trying to forget the worse days of his life. And he gets drunk a lot at that time, not remembering a single thing he did or said the night before.

[let-nagato-be-itachis-parent]

Akatsuki uniform hc

brought upon by my late realization that Sasuke and his team don't have the iconic akatsuki collar

but a hood thingy instead:

*cut unholy screech about fugliness of the hood + fugly purple-grey wide collar combination*

I consulted the assembly (@oh-no-its-bird 's discord server), and here are the conference results (with @aaatsuuu ‘s wonderful contributions:)

this is where you see that Konan washed her hands from that shit. If she was still manning that criminal organization she would have never allowed that travesty

Kakuzu's death was the root of all evil (hoodie cloaks), two opposite takes possible on this:

1) there *is* a budget for uniform customization but Kakuzu used to embezzle it--Konan let it slide because else the likes of Deidara, Hidan and Tobi were making demands and complains for personalization allll the time. Now, the teen angst band has found the budget and of course wanted to be special, so here comes the terrible fashion decision

2) Kakuzu held the purse's string so without him money is low (also when Konan walked away you bet she took all the money for Ame in the divorce), the hoodies were spares all Akatsuki members had. Karin (162cm) gets Sasori's (164cm) Sasuke (168cm) gets Deidara's (166cm) Suigetsu (177cm) gets Hidan's (177cm) (why is the bitch who can adjust his side at will the only one who finds the exact perfect size of coat is beyond me) Jugo (202cm) gets Kisame's (195cm)

you'll maybe note that the closest height to Sasuke's would be Konan and her 169 cm, but as previously stated she walked away and took all her things and more, plus she's Ame-nin born and raised, SHE doesn't have a need for a spare raincoats.

The mandatory spare hood raincoats were actually a petition from Kisame because Itachi would catch a cold every time they returned to base in Ame (not that the stubborn little suicidal bastard wore his raincoat even then).

Why doesn't Sasuke gets Itachi's coat, you ask? They have a 10cm difference, little intern nearly died on his Hachibi assignment as is, no need to add a tripping hazard for him to split his head on a rock to the mix

[nardo-headcanons]

Yandere Deidara and Kisame HCs? 👀 Maybe also how they react if someone is pestering their darling in front of them?

a/n: this took me a while lol. Here's a little warning in beforehand that these behaviors are pretty toxic IRL and should only be enjoyed in the realm of fiction! TW for toxic/abusive/possessive behavior, mention of murder

Yandere!Deidara Headcanons

I can see Deidara becoming a yandere for his darling out of a sense of entitlement. Being related to the Tsuchikage family has its perks; he was spoiled rotten as a kid.

His darling is his, and his alone, simply because of the fact he can have them. Bonus points if you show interest in his artistic endeavors.

But do not be mistaken. Despite his motivations not being as deep and psychological as others, it doesn't make him less persistent and protective.

He has had access to the earth country's best education and knows about complex physics, chemistry and pyrotechnics. As someone who develops and detonates bombs for a living, he knows how to defuse (hehe) situations like these.

He's pretty chill at first, though if the pestering gets more and more annoying, he will casually evelop the asshole daring to pester you in a kibaku nendo caterpillar and threaten to blow it up if they don't leave you alone.

Yandere!Kisame Headcanons

After being seen (and treated as) a monster by everyone around him, having you treat him with the basic human decency and respect is enough to make him swoon over his darling.

Fiercely protective, he would gut anyone and everyone alive who would even dare to put his beloved darling in danger.

Kisame would never force himself on you and instead treats you with the same affection and love he gets (and hopes to continue getting) from you. Despite his reputation as a brutal fighter, you only get to see his gentleman, polite side.

When he sees his darling getting pestered by some hooligan, he would watch from afar at first, letting you deal with the situation.

Upon the realization that you're in need of assistence, he will swoop right in, gently asking you to turn away and close your eyes so you won't have to witness what he is about to do.

Once you have turned away, he starts outright massacring the aggressor(s) until they are left as a bloody pulp to be fed to his sharks.

[pewpewpew]

My @akatsuki-gift-exchange for @zombie-honeymoon!! I hope you're having a wonderful winter and happy joyful holidays 🫶🏼

hc time based on your extremely evocative prompts:

Kisame is whispering in his ear "You're covered in blood", "Why are you hiding this from me", "This needs stitches", "Let me take care of you", while Hidan is squirming trying not to show vulnerability and having a hard time accepting help but in the end succumbing they're totally gonna kiss after 💖

i hope you like it!!! smooch

[obitobis-simp]

I was mathigh around a bit

And if shizuma is 18 in boruto he shoul've been around 3 at the end of shippuden

So here's my hc

During the timeskip one of them was pregnant with shizuma (ninja magic pregnat no jutzu idgaf how it just happened)

so during shippuden kisame and itachi had to deal with baby shizuma.

Honestly this kinda makes itachis death more sad and makes him look a bit worse if you think about itt.

He's leaving his husband and child to die ar the hands of his brother. He was dieing anyways but the the way kisame was hopping for the result and his gollowup reaction? It's just sad like kisame was hoping maybe itachi would change his mind and survive.

But he was gonna die from ninja cancer anyways so... also i think itachi had every right to chose the way he dies

And then kisame dies

But it's okay he's protecting obito and their child will grow up in the new world, without lies or sorrow. In the world obito will create the child with have better perants a better life everything he needs. Everything kisame and itachi can't give

And now there's obito stuck with kisame and itachis child. He can't take care of him rn or starp the baby on his back/front on a carryer and take him to war. Maybe take him to a trusted asaociaate in kiri the child can stay there and be taken care of befor it's gonna be sleeping beautefully in a dream.

Alternativle which is also the more funny version he hides shizuma in kamui feeds him there and cheaks in a few times to see if he's doing okay. Imagen if kakashi finds/sees him at some point or shizuma just showes up in the middle of the kamui fight. Obito first trying to tell shizuma to go away which fails so he kknda just needs to leave the fight for a sec to look what's up with shizuma (he needs his dippers changed) . Kakashi just there baffled" i thought we said no more genjutzu" " i wish this was a genjuzu " obito just changing the dippers throwing the old ones into the void . And putting shizuma in a crib that was like 10 kamui blooks away( That the child didn't fall inbetween blocks is a mirical). A million thoughts racing in kakashis head. Ibito trying to predend this didn't happen fails misserably so he just answers kakashis questions

Anyways that derailed fast back to the maintopic

I think that guy shizuma was left with died/was areasted leaving shizuma to grow up an orphan no one wanted . And kiri is just hiding all the ugly under the rug away from prying eyes all tourist get to see is the good stuff. No one is allowed to see behind the courtan no one is allowed tobopenly say how bad it really is