#kirisaki dai ichi

[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 2 because i have nothing better to do with my life

[knbmangareread]

The Teiko basketball club has over 100 members, in Japan there are only 3 years of middle school which means there were probably around 33 members per year. Why are they convinced that Kuroko being from Teiko automatically means he was part of the GoM, which consist (from what they know) of only 5 members. Especially since they should expect all of them to enter high schools with very strong teams.

Moreover, the Miracles are already famous, they appeared several times in the basketball magazine, and Seirin already saw all of them right before their match against Kirisaki Dai Ichi. They should be able to at the very least recognize the names.

I know the author probably forgot what he wrote in the first chapter when he got to this part, but it's still one of the inconsistencies that irritates me a bit.

[morimyulyrics]

Third request! This song is pretty fun, while also diving deep into the boys’ past with Jack-ojisan. I really love the latter part of the song, especially with the lovely harmonization of Shogo, Hide and Ikkei. The best part for me is the final “you ni” ~ It’s so good!!!

Jack the Origin

ジャック・ザ・オリジン | Jakku za orijin Characters: Jack Renfield, William James Moriarty, Louis James Moriarty, Albert James Moriarty

Kanji

じゃあ　どうしてなんですか　師匠

”ジャック・ザ・リッパー”この名が世間に 騒ぎ立てられると まるでワシが　弱い娼婦たちを 殺しているようで ワシの手で　全てをおさめねば おちおち死ねんのだ… That’s 終活　立つ鳥跡を濁さず！

ロンドン一の女好きが　よく言うぜ…

アイリーン・アドラーは死にました 今の僕はボンド　ジェームズ・ボンド

このワシと　夜の稽古なんて どうかなどうかな　ボンド君…！

今も思い出す　あの日のことを 幼い君らが　ワシのもとに来た 語らぬ秘め事　全て見抜いていた 元・英国兵の　”切り裂きジャック”

幼な子らしからぬ　氷の目で 君たちはワシに　こう言った

Ah　僕たちが この先僕たちだけで　生き抜いてゆく為に 身を守る術を　護身術を 教えて欲しいのです

ワシにはすぐ分かった　この子らの覚悟が 凍てついた瞳の奥に　燃え盛る青い炎 教えましょうお望みの　護身術を その体に託しましょう　殺人術を

血に染まる魂を[ジャック・ザ・オリジン] 叩き込みましょう[ジャック・ザ・オリジン] この”切り裂きジャック”[ジャック・ザ・オリジン] 私の持つ全てを その青い炎がやがて[Ah] 世界を包むように[Ah ように]

Romaji

Jaa doushite nan desu ka shishou

“Jack za rippaa” kono na ga seken ni Sawagi taterareru to Maru de washi ga  yowai shoufu tachi wo Koroshiteiru you de Washi no te de subete wo osameneba Ochiochi shinen no da That’s shuukatsu tatsu toriato wo nigosazu!

Rondon ichi no onnazuki ga yoku iu ze

Airiin Adoraa wa shinimashita Ima no boku wa Bondo, Jeemuzu Bondo

Kono washi to yoru no keiko nante Doukana douka na, Bondo-kun...!

Ima mo omoidasu ano hi no koto wo Osanai kimira ga  washi no moto ni kita Kataranu himegoto  subete minuiteita Moto eikokuhei no “Kirisaki Jack”

Osona kora shikaranu  koori no me de Kimitachi wa washi ni kou itta

Ah bokutachi ga Kono saki bokutachi dake de  ikinuite yuku tame ni Mi wo mamoru sube wo  goshinjutsu wo Oshiete hoshii no desu

Washi ni wa sugu wakatta  kono kora no kakugo ga Itetsuita hitomi no oku ni  moesakaru aoi honoo Oshiemashou onozomi no goshinjutsu wo Sono karada ni takushimashou satsujinjutsu wo

Chi ni somaru tamashii wo [Jakku za orijin] Tataki komimashou [Jakku za orijin] Kono “Kirisaki Jack” [Jakku za orijin] Watashi no motsu subete wo Sono aoi honoo ga yagate [Ah] Sekai wo tsutsumu you ni [Ah you ni]

English

Then, why is it, Master?

If I let “Jack the Ripper”’s reputation spread through the world as is People will think I’m someone who kills helpless prostitutes If I try to close this case myself, I doubt it’ll die down That’s the end of it! So I have to clear my name.[1]

Says London’s #1 lady-killer

Jack: Lady? Right, a lady! I heard you’re housing a pretty lady named “Irene Adler” here? Bond: Ah, that seems to be me!

Irene Adler is dead. I’m now Bond. James Bond.

Jack: I see! What a handsome man you are. Then you wouldn’t mind if I treated you like a man.

Would you like to do some evening training with me? What do you think? You up for it, Bond-kun?

Moran: Just how shameless are you... Bond: Uh... Training? Louis: The three of us were taken in by the Rockwell estate after the incident. And that estate’s butler was Jack-sensei. Bond: I see.

I can still remember that day. You three, still young, approached me You saw through all my secrets That I was an ex-soldier, “Jack the Ripper”

And with these young boys’ cold eyes You begged to me

Ah, please We want to be able to survive by ourselves Please teach us how to protect ourselves Please teach us self-defense

I quickly felt their resolve Within their frozen eyes was an ever-blazing blue flame I decided to teach them what they want, self-defense And to beat into their bodies the skills for murder

Let’s beat into [Jack the origin] these souls soaked in blood [Jack the origin] Let me, Jack the Ripper [Jack the origin] give you all my skills So that the world can be enveloped by your blue flames

Notes: [1a] 終活 - actually refers to preparing for death, but I couldn’t fit it in the context [1b] 立つ鳥跡を濁さず - a proverb. Literally “A bird does not foul the nest it is about to leave” which means “one must clean up after oneself��. So probs Jack-sensei’s pretty much just saying he has to clean up “Jack the Ripper”’s mess because it’s his name that’s at stake.

[intothesportsaniverse]

SPORTSANIME ORIGINAL CHARACTERS: KAWACHI SAYURI | 河内 小百合

— primary series: kuroko no basuke — school: kirisaki dai ichi (transferred from Fukuda Sogo) — year in chp 1: second year — adult occupation: corporate lawyer — primary endgame: furuhashi kojiro

[drudeger]

finished episode 9 of knb2 and now I'm feeling an urge to write an essay about nohebi and kirisaki dai ichi

[dark-and-kawaii]

Kiwiiii =_= ive been waiting to see if you ever write for any of the kuroko boys again and here we are. As Kiyoshi Senpai would say, let's all have some fun! How would our bad boys feel when their fem s/o asks to do their makeup 🐞

Awh, I’ve honestly missed writing for my basketball babes (^w^)

 EHEHE!!! Kiyoshi is right! Let’s all have some fun, yeah??? This request is making me feel so many things since I myself am a makeup artist!!! Thank you so much for sending this in love bug!!!

Yamazaki:

Bless his heart, because this boy is the absolute best. 

Kicking open his bedroom door -makeup pallets in hand- your eyes are practically glowing with so much passion as you run towards him. “Yams!!! Look!! Look!!!” Pressing your pallets against his face he already knows the next thing you’re about to say… “I just got some new pallets!!” -twirling around your skirt lifts ever so slightly and our sweet bad boy is smiling with how cute you are with all your excitement.- “I already have makeup on…. ~sooooo could i please use your face as my canvas?!” 

Yamazaki will of course say yes. He’s mainly curious to see what you can pull off and he’s never had makeup on before so he’s also curious as to how it feels…. 

Will sit as still as he possibly can but his nerves kick in and his knee begins to bounce around which isn’t the best for you since you’re trying to do his mascara… 

You definitely end up poking him in the eye with mascara since he won’t stop bouncing his knee.. And when you try to reapply it he leans back every time while squinting at you… It’ll take years for him to ever trust such a product again, especially in your hands…

Will sit and make kissy faces at you when you apply the lipstick / cracks jokes about how the team would be gay for him.

When the process is all over and you’ve finished his makeup, Yamazaki can see how sad you look since you were having so much fun with him and he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t enjoying this time with you as well… Picking up one of the pallets you seemed most interested in, Yamazaki will stand from where he was sitting and tell you to sit down. “I want to try doing your makeup, ___.”

Yamazaki will gently wipe off the makeup you had on previously and once its all wiped off he will then attempt to apply makeup to your face…. 

Just as you did to him… He did to you with the mascara… You and Yamz will never trust one another with mascara ever again.

Hara:

Hara just pops his gum as you sit in front of him silently wide eyed awaiting his reply… He pops another bubble… And you can’t take it anymore. “So!? What’s the answer Hara? Will you let me play with my new makeup with you or not?? It should be at my place by now and i really think it would be fun for us!”

Hara makes an annoyed sound as he pops yet another bubble, “Sure, but only if you give me a blow job after.” You can hardly believe it…. that’s a lie… you can believe he would say something like that…. With disgust written all over your face you get up from your desk and begin to storm out while harshly saying, “FINE! I’ll find someone else!! Someone who doesn’t need or want anything in return except fun memories!”

It takes only 2 minutes before Hara is sitting up from his very own desk going after you. Maybe that was a bit too harsh, you’re always doing for him and unlike his previous girls he wants to keep you around.

Eventually finds you on your front steps holding your new Jeffree Star lipsticks and pallet. Taking one of the lipsticks out of your hand he opens it and applies it best he can before pressing his lips together making a popping noise. Smiling at you he pulls back his bangs from his face and asks you if you can help make him a pretty girl.

Turns out to be a fun night with Hara. Applying makeup to him is easy thanks to his smooth skin and him being patient with you. 

Asks if he’s getting anything in returned like sex or a BJ, you just smack him upside the head though. 

Hara surprisingly likes the feeling of eyeshadow being applied to his eyes, your brush is extremely soft and the smooth swiping motions on his eyes is quite calming. Will ask you questions about what does what and what the purpose is… It’s not that he cares it’s just he really wants to make up for how he acts at times -lowkey hopes it scores him points with you-. 

Once his makeup is complete he will tell you to stay in the bathroom as he goes into your room and raids your panty drawer. No no no. It’s not what you think. Once he’s done doing what he wanted, he will come back to your bathroom and there standing before you is one tall ass basketball player wearing your V-string and sport bra… Popping his gum Hara smirks at you, “Mommy is ready for her punishment daddy ____.”

Hara is cringe. 

Seto:

Seto is so chill my god. 

At first Seto isn’t the biggest fan of the idea and he does tell you no the first two times you ask. However as you lay on his chest looking up at him with teary eyes begging him to let you apply makeup to him he can’t help but smirk. “Someone’s quite persistent, aren’t they?” Placing his hand atop your head he tousles your hair and says fine, but only if he can sleep through most of it. 

Sitting up on his chest you peck his nose and agree to this! Most of the makeup can be applied with his eyes shut and it’ll be easier to apply the eyeshadow! “Thank you Seto! I will even hide that mole of your forehead since you hate it so much!!!” You say with one of the sweetest tones he’s ever heard. 

It’s honestly a win win for the both of you. 1st you’re getting to put makeup on your very tough looking boyfriend who is deemed a bad boy in your school. 2nd He loves the feeling of you straddling his chest as you apply the makeup and he’s gotta admit… the powder brush feels pretty damn great.

Once you’re all finished you hand him your glittery mirror and say “BOOM THATS THE POWER OF MAKEUP BABY!!!” His mole is concealed and the pink eyeshadow you applied pops thanks to his darker skin…. His eyes are wide with a bit of concern, he’s heard horror stories of neon shadow staining eyelids…. which guess what… it did…. And the next day he’s going to school with pink eyes and the guys all laugh. However, Seto shrugs it off. It made you happy and that’s what’s important. 

Furuhashi:

Staring out his bedroom window you watched as the rain continued to tap against his window. Between the roaring thunder, Furuhashi’s soft voice, and dark sky, you were slowly starting to doze off… Until your elbow was harshly nudged by another. Furuhashi was gazing at you with his iconic dead fish eyes… He had been trying to help you study but he just couldn’t keep you focused long enough, “____, if you don’t want to study why did you ask?” 

It’s not like you didn’t want to study, honestly. You were falling behind in your language class and he was the best person to ask… and also the only person he’d be okay with you asking since deep down Furuhashi was a bit possessive… Poking his cheek softly with your sanrio pen you asked in your most angelic voice, “~Ko, could i please apply my makeup to your handsome face? It would help wake me up and change the mood in the room.” Adding the puppy pout you looked so pathetic, it made him want to hurt you… 

With a great big sigh, Furuhashi finally caved. He hated makeup being on his face and this wasn’t his first rodeo which is exactly why he always gave you a blank stare and walked away when you asked in the past. His young sister has done this to him in the past and he absolutely hates the way it feels on his face, not only that but it gives him anxiety. 

Doesn’t look thrilled 90% of the time you’re applying your makeup on him. Will look curiously at certain products and arch his eyebrow at you as you dip your brush into the odd looking product in your hand. Asks questions and will grab your wrists when he sees a color he isn’t too fond about -reminds him of the time his younger sister did it and it stained-. 

Will smile ever so gently at you when you’re turned around reaching for a new product as you ramble on about how it works better than the other brands. Furuhashi actually finds you quite adorable at the moment, he’s amazed you’re so passionate about makeup. And as he turns around to look in the mirror -with you still turned around- he’s even more amazed at just how talented you are at it. It makes him want to continue to protect you so you can accomplish your beauty dreams without any interference, though he’ll never admit that openly to you. 

Hanamiya:

Hanamiya has never been so damn annoyed or tired in his entire life, and he’s been through quite the irritating situations before. However as you continue day in and day out asking him… no, scratch that… begging him if you can put makeup on his pasty face his eyes grow more tired and exasperated. 

Eventually snaps on you and makes you cry by calling you an annoyance and that you’ve been nothing but a pest the past week. Give it about an hour though, deep down he knows he messed up and with a click of his tongue he’s off to find you. 

“Hanamiya! I challenge you to a basketball game!!” With unstable quivering legs, you stood as tall as you can as you throw the basketball at the back of Hanamiya’s head…. Ah yes, this is why he loved you and kept you around, not only were you always pulling dumb stunts around him but you also tried to act as if you weren’t afraid of the consequences. Turning around with a devilish smirk, hanamiya replied to you as he picks up the orange sport ball, “Oh? And what might my little ____ want if she wins?” He knew you didn’t have a chance but this was too much fun seeing you have so much hope just so he could take it away.

“I-If i w-win I get to ap-apply my makeup to you… I- I-” Looking down with sullen eyes your voice became low and Hanamiya could hear the deep dejection in it… “I’m just really nervous because this Salon got ahold of me and asked if i could come in a show them my skills… Th-that they are interested in having me there with them… but i wanted to practice on an actual person… i- This was dumb, gomen’nasai Makoto…” 

Before you could even walk away the basketball had made contact with the back of your head this time. Twirling around holding the back of your head you saw that Hanamiya’s eyes were concealed with his jet black hair but his signature grin was fully on display, “Oi oi, who said you could walk away from me? Let’s play.”

It took a solid two hours but you finally managed to beat Hanamiya… Not that you won by pure skills or anything, Hanamiya had let you win. 

Applying his makeup actually ends up being more fun than you thought it would be, though there were a lot of times where he was making it difficult for you -surprise-. Hanamiya will “accidentally” knock a brush out of your hands here and there along with blowing the eyeshadow right off your shadow brush. You don’t know what overcame you but in the heat of the moment you decided to just dump your loose glitter all over his head since he wouldn’t stop acting out, and with a booming laugh you hold your stomach as you die from pure joy after seeing his face.

The atmosphere in your bathroom has changed drastically and his presence is menacing… “Ha-Hanamiya… i- I-im so sorry i just.. I thought it wou-” 

Grabbing you by your throat Hanamiya pins you against the sink as his mouth gets dangerously close to your ear. You can feel his hot breath as he whispers in your ear, “I think it’s time you learned your place, pet.” You’re frightened and unaware of what to do until you feel loose face powder his your face, “BAAAAKA!” Sticking his tongue out at you Hanamiya proceeds to coat your face with loose powder.

[absolute-redemperor]

Seirin versus Touou. Kirisaki Dai Ichi versus Kaijou. Yosen versus Seihou. Rakuzan versus Shuutoku.

Tomorrow will be an interesting day, indeed.

[persephone-damnedqueen]

Here Me Out Here:

I would love to see/read some type of AU where it’s Absolute Akashi and Rakuzan vs Hanamiya and Kirisaki Dai Ichi.  I would love to see Hanamiya try their rough plays and shit against Akashi of all people and just have him get utterly destroyed.  

That would be so fucking entertaining.  

[eunnui]

Omg watching the seirin vs kirisaki dai ichi match like GOT EMERGENCY SERVICES ON SPEED DIAL WTH THATS ASSAULT SOMEONE BLACKLIST THIS TEAM AND REPLACE THESE CRAP REFEREES OMG?!?!

[generation-of-kuroko-and-kagami]

What do you think would happen if Kirisaki Dai Ichi played against Fukuda Sogo? Practically a clash between Hanamiya and Haizaki

Haizaki isn't stupid, is he? I mean, I wouldn't say he's got the same level of game sense as characters like Kuroko, Hanamiya, or Akashi, but Haizaki's good at agitating players, right? So, I kind of think that Hanamiya would try to spin his web to catch Haizaki in, but Haizaki would just bust through it by disturbing the moves of everyone else on Kirisaki Daiichi to give him an opening to drive through. Maybe not, though. Maybe Hanamiya would bug Haizaki enough with his mind games to force Haizaki out of the game with fouls or something. Of course, this all depends on whether each of them has reformed since their games with Seirin. If they haven't, it's entirely possible that they'd just get into a fistfight and get thrown out of the tournament all together.

Thanks for the ask!

[silentueue]

gom + switching teams/schools

Akashi-Yosen

Akashi: [uses speakers to talk to them because they're all tall]

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Aomine-Seirin

Hyuuga: dON'T TALK TO YOUR SENPAI LIKE THAT

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Midorima-Kaijo

Midorima: my lucky item--

Kasamatsu: SHUT UP ABOUT THE LUCKY ITEMS [kicks midorima]

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Kuroko-Rakuzan

Kuroko: hayama-kun, please stop teasing nebuya-kun

Kuroko: [annoyed at mayuzumi]

Reo: [talks a lot to kuroko]

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Murasakibara-Kirisaki Dai Ichi

Hanamiya: cRUSH PEOPLE?! sure

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Kise-Touou

Kise: [is bffs with sakurai]

Kise: sakuraicchi!!

Sakurai: sumimasen!!!

Kise: aww [ruffles sakurai's hair] it's okay, apologetic mushroom, you're perfect like me

[jkluvvrr]

IVE NEVER FUCKING HATED A BASKETBALL TEAM MORE PLSS IM GONNA FUCKING MURDER THEM. WHOOOOOO DO THEY FUCKING THINK THEY ARE??? IM CRYING OVER THIS. AND ITS A BASKETBALL SHOW IM SERIOUS IM GONNA ACTUALLY MURDER KIRISAKI DAI ICHI LIKE COME HERE PLEASE LET ME SLIT UR THROATS

[tsunderrated]

man wichita state plays like kirisaki dai-ichi lol

[vanilla-tetsu-chan]

Kirisaki Dai Ichi beat Fukuda Sōgō. Meaning... Kise-kun will play them tomorrow..

[a-wildtaiga-approaches]

GUYS!!! We got news on the Winter Cup!! The games'll start up on the 27th of December, with four teams we know playing that day

We'll be playing Ogiwara's team on the first day, and Kirisaki Dai Ichi will play Fukuda Sōgō.

Day two, winners of those matches will play Touou and Kaijou, respectively, while Rakuzan plays Shuutoku and Yosen plays Seiho.

I'm really looking forward to it this year!!!

[iamapoopmuffin]

Welp

Kirisaki Dai-ichi is now my desktop background.