#king hale

[sorens2015]

"Judge Not"

[deliahale]

This is hilarious.

[jade-bright]

Possible version of my au, where both Derek and Stiles get de-aged:

Scott: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real? De-aged Derek, whispering to de-aged Stiles: How old am I? Stiles: 16, babe Derek, sadly: I was 16.

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Eli: Dad! Daddy! Dada! Papa! DAD!

Stiles: Your son is awake

Derek: Before sunshine he's your son

[voidstilesplease]

POV: An outsider pack teaming up with Derek and Scott's pack against a common enemy and escaping by the skin of their teeth after an outrageous, inconceivable stunt pulled by Stiles.

Outsider Alpha: *in incredulous disbelief* Is this how you do things in Beacon Hills?

Stiles: You mean effectively?

Outsider Alpha:

Derek: Yeah, I won't think about it too much.

[casually-eat-my-soul]

So like mafia/King/wolf king/warlord Derek idea?? Maybe A/B/O au

After Derek becomes heir to the empire (mafia or otherwise) is told by his council over and over again that he must marry and have an heir. He doesn’t trust his council much less the women they bring before him to marry. He would simply prefer to kill them all but unfortunately that would be directly traced to him.

So he abides by their demands and looks for a consort. So he throws a party, the most lavish party. The night is long and dreadfully boring. Derek thinks that at the worst he may ask Braeden to marry him. They are a little to hot headed and never seem to agree on a subject but at least the sex will be good. He spends most of the night trying not to dance with women who smell far to desperate.

He is ducking behind a column to hide from Jennifer when he hears the most clever and spiteful voice tell off one of his council members. He follows the voice to a vision of nymph dressing down his least favourite council member (maybe Deaton??) . Derek is absolutely taken a back by how the siren uses his words to get his way. Dereks preferred method is violence, and he tells this to the boy as he walks over — “it seems that my council member has overstepped, I usually find violence is my preferred way of dealing with such slights. Would you like he to rip his heart out for you?” — Derek kisses his hand and he basically declares to everyone listen he wishes to preform a courting action.

To Derek’s delight, the god in human form blushes. He thanks Derek for the offer but says he dealt with it his way. — “it is quite the generous offer Alpha, but I must decline as I have found words may be just as effective a weapon I promise you.” — Derek, desperate to not let him slip away asked him for a dance. He hesitantly agrees, but after the one dance they do not stop until the end of the night. 

The council member that had tried to hurt Derek’s future consort was found dead the next morning, of poison. It’s in the moment Derek declares that he will marry the boy from the night before. (Delusional Derek who is fully convinced they are to be married, and is just a tiny bit obsessed)

So he sets out to win his heart, cue shenanigans from him and the entire hale pack. Especially after finding out that Derek’s consorts father is a lawful man. A lawful man who would rather see his son with Parrish or Daehler rather than Derek. But stiles however refuses any means of courting expect for Derek’s. Because he knows the wolf is the only one for him. (If you like this idea please check out @hedwig221b Torn apart and set Anew)

Stiles didn’t care, Derek understood him in most ways that other didn’t. When his father would tell him that Derek was dangerous stiles wanted to shout back that so was he. His father ignored the worst parts of stiles, Scott didn’t even sees them but Derek understood. He didn’t just see stiles as a helpless omega. Derek is super fucking prideful about this and every time he sees Parrish or Daehler he just smirks at them.

Derek throws another party, this one to publicly state his intention to marry stiles. His council members kick up a big fuss about it until Derek reminds them that they are the ones who wanted Derek to have a consort. He abided by the rules. They claimed Derek couldn’t mate a beta but Derek ignored him. (Stiles doesn’t advertise the fact that he’s an omega)

Derek buys stiles a dress and jewels to wear.

Stiles only dances with Derek that night, anytime someone else asks him he refuses. (Parrish). During one of their dances when the music is fast paced and stiles heart is beating out of his chest, stiles spark comes into play and creates ribbons of energy that dance alongside them. So it looks like they are dancing in fire. (This is what kickstarted this idea)

So they marry and stiles helps Derek secure his claim.

Derek over hears his council talking bad about his husband so he kills them and then fucks his stiles pregnant to prove them wrong.

He also drags Daehler before his beloved omega for overstepping, and this time when Derek offers to rip out his heart for stiles, he agrees.

[adoribullpavus]

rip men who should've been bisexual you would've loved pride month

[renmackree]

When Derek buried Laura, I bet he didn't wear gloves. I bet he let the earth and dirt cover his bare hands and when he planted the Wölfsbane, I bet he let it crack his skin.

I bet his fingers bled from touching the plant - rashes, blisters, irritation, pain. Every little poisonous barb sinking in as he carefully braided it into the rope that marked the spiral. The revenge spiral. The spiral that said he would avenge his sister in every way he could.

Including his own suffering.

[evendimmer]

Tell us about your favourite sapphic ships 👭

Sorry anon, this took way longer than I anticipated. But here we are, some of my favourite sapphic ships as requested.

7. Jane Foster x King Valkyrie (Thor: Love and Thunder)

I know the canon ship is Thor x Jane but cmon after Love and Thunder all i could think about was Jane and King Valkyrie. And honestly speaking? I think they had more chemistry together than the canon ship.

6. Grace x Alanna Mistopolis (MI7: Dead Reckoning)

This one is a bit of a crack ship but hear me out.

Grace had to impersonate the White Widow/Alanna Mitsopolis on the Orient Express, which involved sneaking into Alanna's couch to tranquilize her. In my mind they totally fucked nasty right then and there heh.

everything is silver (with you) by wakesiren is one hot AU fanfic and my absolute favourite of this ship.

GraceWidow by vnessakrby is a series follows bit closer to the canon and again, hot shameless smut.

5. Dolores Abernathy x Charlotte Hale..? (Westworld: Season 3)

No explanations, just leaving this gif here because 1. spoilers, 2. LOOK AT THEIR SIZE DIFFERENCE hhhhhhhhhh

Ok in all seriousness this isn't a real ship but still, a girl can dream.

4. Pearl x Rose (Steven Universe)

Gasp! But Tinu!! This is not a live-action show!!! Yeah and so? They're canon, they're hella gay, and they're my favourite. Yes I'm well aware of how toxic this ship is, but I can't deny that my little gay heart ached every time I see them on screen. Totally not because of how much I relate to Pearl either.

It is worth mentioning that although took her a while, Pearl did somewhat heal from her trauma and moved on from Rose at the end. And so did I.

3. Tenou Haruka x Kaiou Michiru (Sailor Moon)

It would be a crime not to include the first lesbians of anime.

Why do I like them? In one episode, Haruka was sick and ended up getting held hostage by the bad guy. Michiru had to make a decision to either save Haruka or desmantle a bomb/save the world and without even thinking she chose Haruka over the world. Although the bomb turned out to be a ruse, the bad guy was stunned by Michiru's recklessness and questioned her. To which Michiru replied,

"A world without Haruka is not a world worth saving."

Yeah.

2. April Ludkins x Ann Perkins (Parks and Recreations)

BTS image. Not actual footage from the show.

After the end of AAA I was a mess. I wanted more Aubrey/Kathryn content, but couldn’t bear to rewatch because the ending was too painful. That’s when Parks and Recs showed up on my YouTube suggestions, and this video was one of them

And that’s that. Sold.

I love their dynamic. Yes April was a dick to Ann at first but Ann has this quality about her where she just… accepts April for who she is. Ann does get mad at one point but she forgives April quickly, and despite all that’s happened Ann has never once stopped trying to reach out to her, even after countless times of rejections. Isn’t that true love?

And at the end, April loves her back too.

At the Lake by RebeccaDopplemeyer - Fluff. Slow burn but real tooth-rotting fluff that makes my heart flutter. Feel good fic with some spice at the end.

I Just Wanted Her to Like Me by MTL17 - This is from fanfiction.net— I know. I went through great lengths to dig for fanfics for these two and this one is my fave. Hot and filthy.

Napkin Notes and Girly Drinks by will_oh_the_wisp -I rarely recommend something that doesn’t have happy endings but the characterisation in here is impeccable and smut is fucking hot. Worth the hurt.

1. You know what it is

I’m just gonna leave it at that.

[princessofgotham777]

Don’t see enough appreciation for this 2014 tumblr girl icon

[sweettooth97]

Not to be like this but if I had a fan favorite character I wouldn't kill them in the final season for "shock value"??? (Read: because I hate my fans)

[eeriedragone]

i was doodling with a friend on magma (she did the colouring and the top left kermit)

something silly, to recover after that last ep…

[jade-bright]

Royal Sterek au; some time after they fall in love with each other and Stiles finds out Derek's a werewolf. (This accidentally became like a wip/draft I will maybe use later in life)

Derek holding Stiles, as they lay together in their bed at night, moonlight coming in through the windows...

Stiles: Did you hate me? When we married?

Derek: No *kiss to the top of Stiles head*

Stiles: Were you...disgusted by me?

Derek: No *kisses his husband's temple*

Stiles: What was I to you?

Derek: ...

Derek: You were the moon

Derek: You were something I was raised to be cautious and afraid of. To hide myself away from, so I wouldn't have to see you or your light. If I let myself be vulnerable to you, put myself in your line of sight...I would become a monster

Stiles: *kisses his pec* ...and now?

Derek: I no longer have to fear your light, nor be cautious of you. But you are not the moon.

Derek: I never had and never will have to fear hurting the moon, nor do I have any reason to be afraid of you. But you are my everything

Derek: *leans down to place a kiss on his mate's nose* So I have every reason to be afraid for you

Stiles: ...*thinking*

Stiles: The moon sheds light for those lost in the dark, in that I am honored to have been your moon, to have guided you meanwhile you were lost

Stiles: When I found you vulnerable, shackled and chained like an animal, I must agree, I saw that you were afraid for me rather than yourself. But when I had you released and it was just the two of us, do you know what you did?

Derek:

Stiles: You called out to me and held me, and soon after I could feel you starting to fall asleep in my arms

Stiles: So I agree, I am not your moon *leans up to sweetly kiss his mate's lips, then press their foreheads together*

Stiles: Because when I look at you, I do not see a monster, all I see is my loving husband who is my everything and who cares for me no matter what

[handsofred]

I need creepy sounding lullabies or songs, preferably in Polish, maybe Russian. I have Stiles in the dungeons and I want him to sing something that puts the creeps up the guards that causes them to freak out and refuse to stand guard over him without hundreds of candles filling the space and chasing the darkness away.

[hooked-on-elvis]

I didn't just go crazy with screenshotting Elvis' close ups singing "Clean Up Your Own Backyard". No I didn't... you're wrong!