#king Ren arc

[quicksilversnails]

I just realized that with Sausage passing his crown to Cleo at the end of the crossover, Hermitcraft’s Crastle now shares its owners with the original 3rd Life Crastle...

Bdubs as its architect and Cleo as its ruler... it just feels right, doesn’t it?

[convexicalcrow]

@cubscarweek Day 6: Cakes/Cookies

A lil late, but we got there. :D Will be on AO3 once I figure out metadata. <3

It's not that Scar and Cub are disloyal members of the Royal Court. They just think they'd do a better job if they were in charge.

Let Him Eat Cake

The King's throne had been enlarged, enough for Cub and Scar to sprawl over it, gazing out at the throne room before them. Ren wasn't around. Not that it would matter if he was. They knew this was where they rightfully belonged.

"You know what this throne room needs, Scar?" Cub mused.

"Oh, I can think of a few things, Cub. What are you thinking of?" Scar said.

"Cake. There is a serious lack of cake in this throne room," Cub said.

Scar nodded. "You're so right there. We need cake! How can we have a throne room without cake! But, wait. Why would we give him cake?"

"Well, you let me set a trap under one, and, well. There's a large vault under our feet. I'm sure it won't take us long to alleviate him of the tiny crown," Cub said.

"Oh, so we make a feast! Yeah! I'll bring some of my cookies! He'll love it! He won't be able to resist those," Scar said excitedly.

Cub laughed. "Feel free to lace them with something if you want. I mean, we're not trying to kill him, of course. Just, well. Weaken him. You know what I mean."

Scar did know what he meant. "No, I know. Don't worry. And once he gives us the crown, then we will be kings! Co-rulers! Yeah! We'll show them what the ConVex can do with power."

"I mean, we could be kings, but why be kings, when we can be gods? Maybe I'll bring the Pharaoh back, baby. Be the Sun God Himself. And you, Scar, can be my moon. Together, we'll be unstoppable," Cub said, shifting to face him.

"Moon and sun, hey? Yeah! I like that!" Scar said, taking Cub's hands. "And all we gotta do, is get Ren some cookies."

"We'll dethrone him with cake. I'm sure he'll love that," Cub said.

Scar touched his cheek softly and kissed him. Oh, the Vex magic was flowing strongly now. Cub's eyes were glowing, and Scar could taste honey on his lips.

"All hail the Pharaoh!" Scar said.

"All hail the gods," Cub said.

[spiderziege]

kings and clocks and stories

inspired by @bellshazes Realisa Onum

[theminecraftbee]

It's Mumbo who approaches Doc. His suit is askew, and he's loosened his tie, which is generally a very bad sign. Mumbo, for all he's a very poorly put-together person, normally leaves his clothes well put-together unless things have somehow gone very wrong indeed.

"Tell me, Doc," Mumbo says. "After the whole Easter Egg thing that I heard about--"

"I was very normal, comparatively!" Doc protests. "I was very, very normal!"

Mumbo pauses. "You know, I left town, so I can't dispute that."

Doc nods vigorously. "You can't dispute it at all. And, eh, Ren, if you're going to yell about him, he didn't have any eggs. He was briefly False's pet dog, though. I think it, eh, traumatized him."

Mumbo looks faintly dizzy. "Right. That. How did we solve that again?"

"That was all Cleo and Jevin," Doc says. "I know Cub has some of the surviving remnants in his museum. Why do you ask? Oh no, don't tell me you secretly still have one of the babies! What if it's lost and alone?"

"No, no, nothing like that! It's just that you dropped several thousand dragon eggs on Grian's base, is all."

Doc smirks. "A cunning revenge--"

"You covered Grian's base. In eggs," Mumbo says, very slowly, as though Doc might be particularly stupid. Doc stares back.

"Yeah. It's karmic revenge for the chickens," Doc says back, equally slowly.

"Doc I wasn't there but remind me how Grian reacted last time to the eggs," Mumbo says.

Doc thinks about it for a moment.

Doc's eyes widen.

"Mumbo, please tell me Grian is not--"

"The good news is that I think the server would crash if they hatched," Mumbo says mildly. "The bad news is that I'm his neighbor, and I very much want to kill you now."

"You're joking," Doc says, struck suddenly with the vision of what it would be like to live next to a Grian who is attempting to get broody over thousands of dragon eggs at once.

"Die," Mumbo says, and pulls out an end crystal. Doc doesn't even move. He deserves this one.

[howlingday]

JAUNE FAN CLUB

Velvet: What do you think? This is the Jaune Fan Club, where people who want to support Jaune Arc gather together!

Weiss: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Velvet: It's just our cover! The real reason we get together is so Vale doesn't get attacked like with the train. We take our jobs really serious in here, and host intense debates about important topics!

Velvet: (Opens door to hot pink clubroom)

Ruby/Cardin: (Exchanging Jaune photos)

Nora: (Hugging a Jaune plushie)

Ren: (Reading the "Jaune Arc Weekly Series")

Blake: (Writing Jaune fan fiction)

Yang: (Showing off Jaune cosplay)

Jaune: ...

Girls & Cardin: KYAAAAAAH~! IT'S JAUNE~! I'm breathing the same air as him! Isn't that, like, an indirect kiss?! Jaune, sign my notebook~!

Weiss: What was that about having serious debates?

Velvet: (Chuckles) Erm... Well...

Pyrrha: ...How do I become a member?

[superiorsturgeon]

Seducing Your Partner In The Kitchen: The Right Way and The Wrong Way

The right way…

Ruby: Heeeeeyyyy, Weiss~! 😘

Weiss: Ruby, what are you doing? I thought you said you were baking cookies?

Ruby: *undoes her apron to reveal a chocolate chip-patterned bra* How about THESE cookies, sugar? 😏

Weiss: 😳

Weiss: 🥵

…and the wrong way.

Nora: *naked on the counter* Reeeeennn…! I thought we were going to have seeeeex…! 😭

Ren: *stirring* If I don’t stir constantly the roux will burn and ruin the flavor of the entire dish!

The right way…

Yang: *leaning backwards on countertop* Oh, my~! How clumsy of me! I accidentally spilled icing all over my tits and abs…! If only someone could help me…clean it off…? 😘

Blake: *tying on a bee-patterned bib* 😍🐝🤤

…and the wrong way.

*bacon sizzling* 🥓🥓

*loud pop*

Jaune: AAAAHHH!!! MY NIPPLES!!! 😫

Pyrrha: *frantically applying ice to burns* 😰

Jaune: AAAAHHH!!! MY NIPPLES AGAIN!!! 🥶

[erros429]

rwby textpost memes pt8! except make it ao3 tags i stole from @/thefunniesttags

[brokentrafficknight]

Another really old one...

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Meerkat!Faunus Ren: *Sprinting away from Mercury and Tyrian* AAAH!

Bird!FAunus Jaune: *In a cell* LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!

Ren: LET ME IN! LET ME IN!

Tyrian: Heh! AHAHAH! Got you!

Ren: ... Please don't kill me?

???: Drop 'em!

Mercury: Hey? Who's the Pig?

Warthog!Faunus Nora: Are you talkin' to me?

Ren: Oh you called her a pig.

Nora: Are you talkin' to me?

Ren: Shouldn't have done that!

Nora: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!?!?

Ren: Now you're in for it!

Nora: THEY CALL ME, *Slamming Electric dust* MISSUS PIG!

Nora: *FUcking Charging* AAAAAAAAAH!

[acolorboom]

The king and his stupid tiny crown

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Ray TPN

KLJDFKLVDK HIM THOUGH??

(S1 Episode 6 | Chapter 181.1 | Chapter 93 | Chapter 119 | banana_slug_army's A Bizarre Proposal | 2020 Exhibition Interview)

[lipeg]

A portal opened in the middle of an alley.

Four young girls fell out of the portal and the moment they left the portal closed.

Ruby: We achieved!

Weiss: Wait, no is Vacuo?

Blake: It looks like the city of Vale

Yang: Is this possible, the city of Vale was almost completely destroyed

Weiss: Let's get out of this alley and find out

Everyone agreed with Weiss' idea.

When they came out of the alley, they got a big surprise.

The city of Vale.

Completely rebuilt.

Blake: But how?

Weiss: How is this possible!

Yang: Hey! Remember the city not completely destroyed but still

Ruby: It seems like the city has never suffered an invasion before.

Weiss: There's something wrong, very wrong indeed

Yang: What do we do?

Ruby: Let's walk around town and see if we can find anything

The girls started walking around the city. The city, even though it changed many things, was still identical before the Grimms attack.

Weiss looked at people and everyone was carefree and they were happy, what happened?

Weiss: There is something very wrong

Ruby: Let's go to Parker there was a big screen

Weiss: Do you think that is still there?

Ruby: It costs nothing to try

Blake: Let's go there first, then we'll go to Academy

Weiss: But wasn't Academy destroyed?

Yang shrugged his shoulders.

Yang: Who knows if Academy was rebuilt?

Weiss: I highly doubt it, I believe that the priority was to rebuild the city and Academy must have been left behind

Blake: Staying here arguing won't help anything, we'd better go and see about this soon and then see if Academy is up and running

Once again, the four girls headed towards a public park nearby, but along the way they noticed some different things.

There were men and women wearing blue and white attire, very reminiscent of the uniform of Atlas soldiers, Blake heard with his ear that these same "soldiers" are talking about them.

But they didn't do anything.

Blake “ there is something wrong ”

As soon as they arrived at the park they got a surprise.

A crowd of people gathered in one place and they were all looking in one direction for big screen.

Team RWBY looked at the big screen and them got a surprise.

The screen was showing a gigantic army fully armed and prepared for war.

On both sides of the screen there was a pole with 6 flags.

The flag that was lower was the flag of the White Fang which was more destroyed, torn, burned, holey and dirty.

On top of the White Fang flag there was a flag of Vale which was quite burnt.

On top of the Vale flag was the Mistral flag that had a huge hole on the flag.

And above the Mistral flag there was the Atlas Flag that had several holes and had a big hole in the middle but it still showed the Atlas symbol.

Above the flag of Atlas was the flag of Vacuo which was well burned, but the symbol, even though it was damaged, was still recognizable as the Vacuo symbol.

The last flag, the one that was highest.

An orange and white flag that had a crown and head of a jackalope who had big horns. The crown was between the jackalope's horns but was not on the animal's head.

Ruby “Why are the flags of the kingdoms like that? Where did that flag that's high up come from? ”

Team RWBY's attention changed and now their attention went towards the big screen.

There was a giant army.

An army larger than the Army of Atlas but much larger, proving to be the largest army ever seen.

But there were some familiar faces.

Cardin that bully was totally different, he was much older now he had a beard and slightly longer hair, he was wearing an orange and black uniform. He had his black mace being supported with his two hands.

On his left shoulder there was a kind of cape that only covered his shoulder, that had a half moon upside down with five stars on top.

Next to him was Velvet, that hadn't changed much. She also had the same cape as Cardin which only covered her shoulder and also had the same symbol the only difference was that the outfit and her cape were brown.

Next to her was Nora!

Nora had changed a lot, his hair was big, she was wearing pants too! But she still kept her skirt on, her arms were showing that she had those scars she got in Atlas. His uniform was blue with some pink details.

Her beloved Magnhild was upside down and her hands were resting on the end of the handle.

Next to her was her beloved Ren... Who looked like a real assassin.

If didn't his pink headband wouldn't be able to recognize he, his face was covered by a mask, his uniform was very reminiscent of his old outfit he wore in Beacon. He had it behind his waist.

Just like Cardin and Velvet, Ren and Nora had those capes on their shoulders with their respective colors.

Yang: Ren... Nora?

Weiss: What the hell is Cardin doing there?

Weiss had to control herself not to scream.

Ruby: Where did this army come from?

Between Velvet and Nora there was a door that opened.

Ruby's eyes widened.

Three figures came out of that door.

Jackalope, a creature with the body of a horse, the head of a rabbit and the antlers of a deer.

The second figure was Jaune.

But that wasn't the same Jaune that Ruby once knew.

He was totally different from before, he had a beard, your hair is long again, he was wearing more elegant clothes looking like a King.

On his left side was Neo.

Neo lost his long three-color head now his hair was short, she was wearing a dress and looked like a real lady she still had her umbrella.

Ruby: Jaune—

Soldiers: LONG LIVE YOUR MAJESTY!

Soldiers: LONG LIVE THE KING OF REMNANT!

Soldiers: LONG LIVE KING JAUNE!

The soldiers and public saluted the king.

Yang: Jaune?

Blake: A king

Weiss “ The disgrace aged like wine! ”

Ruby: Jaune... What did you do

[bluearc009]

Team RWBY and Jaune after telling everyone what happened to them in the ever after.

Ren: wow so the ever after is real.

Oscar: and Jaune you waited decades for team RWBY.

Nora: must've been boring.

Jaune: not really to entertain myself, I renact my favorite movies.

Flashback to jaune in the Ever After.

Jaune:(Mufasa voice) Scar, Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba.

Jaune:(Scar voice) Oh, Mufasa, did I miss it? That's simply(scratching a tree)...awful.

[astronomodome]

Whenever the hermits (other than ren) start rping it sounds like cheesy fanfic like I cannot take it seriously

[nightmare-foundation]

Silly rwby/atla au idea

Ruby- Air bender, loves zooming around, on her way to becoming a master

Yang- Earth bender, specifically a lava bender

Blake- Non-bender, extremely talented with chi blocking

Weiss- Water bender, uses ice most often

Jaune- initially thought to be a non bender, is actually a water bender. Extremely talented healer, one of the best in the world

Pyrrha- Metal bender

Nora- Fire bender, uses lightning most often

Ren- non-bender, uses chi blocking

Oscar- the Avatar, comes from one of the water tribes. Not ready for the responsibility

Ozpin- Previous avatar, was an air nomad

Ozymandias/KoV- Avatar prior to Ozpin, was the Fire Lord of the fire nation

Ironwood- Metal bender

Leonardo Lionheart- Non-bender or earth bender (undecided)

Theodore- Fire bender

Winter- Water bender, blood bender (rarely uses it)

Whitley- non-bender

Tyrian- non-bender, uses chi blocking

Watts- non-bender

Hazel- Earth bender

Cinder- Previously non-bender, received fire bending

Emerald- Non-bender

Mercury- Was a metal bender, had his bending taken away

Salem- dark spirit??

Qrow- non-bender

Raven- non-bender

Glynda- no idea tbh

Sun Wukong- air bender

[howlingday]

Pyrrha: Jaune, aren't you worried about Ren fighting Yang?

Jaune: Should I be worried, Ren?

Ren: Of course not. I intend to fight Yang until my bones break.

Jaune: Sounds like you're pretty excited. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen you this excited before. You're pretty cute when you get like this!

Pyrrha/Nora: (Thinking) CUTE?!.