#kinda?? sorry

[moonie-rambles]

shigaraki would never admit it, but he's downright pathetic when it comes to you.

warning! this contains explicit sexual content, minors dni.

no pronouns, explicitly afab reader though.

really, he'd die before admitting to it, but his not-so-high morals seem to thread even lower when you're added to the picture.

he's the boss of japan's most feared villain group, he's a destroyer, he's reckless, he's batshit insane and deemed a psycho by everyone who comes along his way.

except you.

because you've seen the vision, the potential there, and we're not talking about potential for a killing machine like ofa has seen. you saw this man, who never touched someone with intentions like love, who hates human interaction and despises everything that isn't his gaming setup and consoles. and you liked it, like the freak you've always been.

and you've caught him looking in your directions sometimes, trying to understand you. because you were so... nice? to him? out of all people? he can barely believe it when you come up to ask him about his interests and not the usual quirk potential discussions. but you're there, you're listening, and you look so calm and genuinely pay attention to whatever he's talking.

you fell first, but shigaraki fell from the top of mountain everest for you, because it was absolutely insane.

he began to get addicted to you, always seeking your approval in subtle manners (spoiler alert: dabi doesn't think he's subtle at all with his favoritism), or pairing up with you on missions. and you didn't help his case, throwing one or another pick-up line his way to watch him lose his absolutely mind and sleep at night, overthinking the actions you take.

it's fun, you say. it's fun, you think. it's fun, you assume. you think this outcome is delightful, actually.

tomura snaps his hips against yours in an aggressive, sloppy manner, and he can't even stop himself. you're moaning, you're downright screaming, and he gets to listen to it all? all those sweet sounds, those sweet tits, this sweet cunt... all for him? you're gripping the sheets with your whole strength.

his cock was fucking huge, you've seen the outline before when he wore sweatpants the other day, but to have the actual thing inside you, dragging and messing up your insides... yeah, it was breaking you. but you begged for more, cried for more, and he couldn't stop himself from his whining and rambling. you've never saw him so... talkative.

"please- fuck, you feel so good, so so good, fucking hell-" shigaraki whimpers against your ear, and he hisses at you clenching on him, "can't think, 'm not gonna last, gonna fill you up, please let me fill you, please- oh fuck!"

you try your best to tell him you're on the pill, that it's safe, but it's difficult to do it between moans and gasps. so you just nod your head rapidly, to make him get the message. and he does get it, his hips stuttering before he cums deep inside you, his body shuddering as his throat drags a low, long moan. one more hip thrust, and you followed up, pussy spasming against his cock and having him cry from the stimulation.

you barely catch your breath before you feel tomura hardening inside you again, and he moves his hips just the slighest. you're seeing stars, your body is too hot, the room feels like it's on fire, and yet? you beg for more, going against your own, protesting and overstimulated cunt.

it's a wild night for the two of you, and after officially becoming shigaraki's partner (you're still giddy about that one), there's little of what he wouldn't do for you. you want more jewelry? he's robbing and bombing a whole store for you. someone cat called you in the streets? no need to spend on cremation, the person is already just dust. you want this? you want that? tomura will flip the world upside down and destroy it, just so you can have it.

outside, he's the psycho, the mass murderer, japan's most destructive villain, the boss of the league of villains. but when like this? with him clinging onto you and whimpering as you give him a handjob, muttering endless praises to you under his breath but loud enough so you can hear it? he's shigaraki tomura, your boyfriend.

your needy, pathetic boyfriend.

confess your sins, moonie: HIIIII IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME HUH i'd like to apologize, getting into college was kicking my ass but i'm in and that's what matters <33 sorry for any grammar mistakes, english isn't my first language and i'm also extremely sleepy lol😞😞 but thank you for reading, i hope you guys liked it, and until next time, mwah mwah!!

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[yumenikkii]

just another average day in gravity falls

[orpheuslament]

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

[valetoria]

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TOJI FUSHIGURO. ꒱‎‎

listen to his voiceee. ⋆ cunt devouring. ⋆ massive size kink. ⋆ prone bone. ⋆ straddling his lap. ⋆ anal princess. ⋆ backshots. ⋆ pretty & shy girl blowjob. ⋆ pounding you in missionary.

CHOSO KAMO. ꒱‎

beneath the table. ⋆ cockwarming while he plays games. ⋆ squeaky girlfriend. ⋆ what a distraction. ⋆ pussy eating. ⋆ clit licking. ⋆ rubbing you off. ⋆ plap plap plap ! ⋆ tit worshipper.

NANAMI KENTO. ꒱‎

slow teasing. ⋆ soft choking. ⋆ ass groping. ⋆ kissing in lingerie. ⋆ somnophilia. ⋆ the vids he sends you at work. ⋆ warm & entwined. ⋆ gentle fingering. ⋆ rubbing your pussy for you.

GETO SUGURU. ꒱‎

slutty waist. ⋆ backshots. ⋆ love hate sex with your ex. ⋆ let me show you a trick. ⋆ ass eating. ⋆ hard pounding. ⋆ bathroom floor. ⋆ balancing on the wall. ⋆ rubbing you. ⋆ sideways.

GOJO SATORU. ꒱‎

dumbification. ⋆ backshots in a maid dress. ⋆ 69ing. ⋆ spread your legs & let him do his job. ⋆ taking it so well. ⋆ kinky shit p2. ⋆ tied & edged. ⋆ fucking in the backseat of his car.

SUKUNA RYOMEN. ꒱‎

schoolgirl fit (kunas ver.). ⋆ kidnapped. ⋆ personal use. ⋆ position goes crazy. ⋆ punishment in cuffs. ⋆ folded & munching your cunt. ⋆ rough fucking. ⋆ full nelson.

[proletariat-of-sex]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[wolfertinger666]

Salem fashion

(HE/HIM) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️💜

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

How Bill was defeated and captured by Ford in my Gf AU! He basically just tricked Bill into accepting a deal that trapped him within Ford's mind and under his control :]

He may have gotten a little out of hand though....

>:)

Next post :]

[cosmic-nia]

here’s a bunch of doodles of jax getting stupid sauced :]

+ an alternate take on the scene with Ragatha.

I’d like to think in this version, before Ragatha could use the sauce, Jax approaches and mocks her. So, as a bit of a payback for the deep fryer incident, Ragatha squirts the stupid sauce into his eyes, aaaannndd…. yeah, basically what happens to Ragatha happens to Jax instead :]]

[theredcuyo]

Bruce tries to figure out why his kids tend to fall asleep when they're under his cape, because it's been happening since Dick was Robin and twice with Jason could be a coincidence, but it's still happening by the time Damian arrives, so there has to be something there

It's the weight? They do like they weighted blankets, but that doesn't seem to be it

He's doing experiments, anything but asking, really-

And it's not like they'd actually tell him that the real reason it's not the cape itself, but the fact that to be covered by it they're being carried by him

They're being hold by their dad, and can hide into the little darkness that it makes, making a little warm, safe, comfortable place because of the man who's wearing the cape

Most of the kids cried upon realizing this, they hadn't felt like that in a long time, or ever before

But since then, it was always a nice thing for them, no matter how big they got

Dick had tried to forget about it when he fought with Bruce, but the first time he had to be carried around after patrol together again, it was still there

Jason had almost actually forgotten when he came back, and by the time he was in good terms with B, he definitely was too big for it, right? Wrong, when they got attacked with fear gas and he was the last to be able to get out of it, he found himself in that same old warm place

Tim felt wrong about it at first, not his place, like everything, he remainded himself, but as time went on, he found himself craving for it sometimes, to an embarassing point where Bruce will just start opening his cape to him every. Night. Not that Tim will say no to it. Bruce does that to him, it's almost a routine by now

Cass and Damian have always liked to hide in there for "surprise factor" but if they stay in for longer, and Bruce knows they'll doze off, it's not a problem either

It gets a bit hard when it happens at the same time though

It was one of the first things they all did when Bruce was back from the time stream, a nice way to process the idea that he was back with them-

[egophiliac]

once again, don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

(eventually I will get back to being less scribbly, whoops)

[keferon]

Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

[dirt-goth]

As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.

[thatwavephenomenon]

me: i sure hope the crows are not gonna be solely depicted in veilguard as a brave force who 'fight for all' when they are at their core a criminal organization who is known to buy children to indoctrinate them and turn them into assassins, by putting them in overcrowded warehouses and making them fight for scrapes in order not to starve, to later torture those who reach adulthood to finish their initiations and kill them anyways if they dare to try getting out

bioware: i cooka da pizza

[ariespsyche]

shotgunning shenanigans

[wolfertinger666]

butt too big he spilled the juice by accident

(HE/HIM)