#kinda joking

[chaos-chase]

Can't be the only one who's convinced this guy has lip filler

[asgardswinter]

How to find Logan Howlett stans arent that Hugh stans in the year 2024

[savemeimgay]

i did NOT work this hard to be this hot to not get everything i’ve ever wanted 😡

where is the hot boyfriend i deserve 🥺

[montysoup]

Is it possible that the reason I get so angry when seeing other ships containing characters I ship with other characters, is because in my mind they become canon and seeing them with anyone else makes me feel so violently sad cause it feels like cheating?

Or is the reason I get angry/ violently sad because I fuckin feel for one-sided pining and as I previously said, in my mind these feelings are canon and 'if this guys with this other guy (that I don't ship them with) then the other guy (that I do ship with them) is obviously pining and hurting' and because that stuff like physically hurts me it y'know.. It makes me ill.

[stalkerofstuff]

What skin color does Grayson have???

I swear this man has like 17 different ones.

Im trying to draw him please send help 🙏

[lexithwrites]

Twitter got scary help me guys I’m sorry I cheated on you with them

[org4n-failur3]

The urge to slut out rn

[treasure-goblin]

Scale of one to two, how looked down on it it to hide in a pile of laundry to scare your sister in the morning?

Hypothetically of course.

[pleaktale]

Who wants to request some sick Reader so I can write and think of the characters taking care of me since I WON'T STOP SNEEZING 😡

[v7lgar]

i love your vague posting, agon

anon i'm having a mid life crisis that's all u gotta know...

[wolfboyzsworld]

NO MORE IRLS ON HERE!! :>

not that its an exactly good or bad thing there wss no drama or arguments i just said he could block me if he wanted!

so if im a wee bit more feral now that i dont feel supervised... NOW THAT IM NOT A WOLF IN CAPTIVITY. be prepared >:3

[atlxntic-drxgon]

People who hate us dragonkin just cannot take our draconic aura. We're just too magical for u.

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Instead of being a gold digger, I'm a labour digger. Use those big, manly muscles of yours and go build me something 🫵🤨.

[idksjdhshdhd]

Can we normalize sexist being renamed to genderist so I, as an asexual person, can start saying I’m sexist 😭

[edenfenixblogs]

When this is all over, is anyone else planning to send a text to friends that’s all like “OK, so the NEXT TIME this happens, would you PLEASE ask me if your opinions about things involving Jews make even the SLIGHTEST bit of sense before posting about it. It makes me really stressed out.”

Like, we’re too far into it now. People who are down a rabbit hole aren’t going to come out until some kind of fragile peace is established that we can all expect to last for at least six months. Then they’ll emerge and miraculously act like they haven’t been making our lives hell for however long this goes on.

I know this, because this is what always happens.

But I think like…when the dust settles…I just kinda want to send out a mass text that’s just like

“OK. SO NEXT TIME ISRAEL FUCKS UP, and it will, HERE IS HOW TO ENGAGE WITHOUT CAUSING ME ACTIVE HARM.”

[simplesteve]

I miss the days when a slut would give you a Polaroid of her naked pussy so you could look at it whenever you wanted. The good old days when you never had to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet while jacking off at work.