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Review - Killer Kites

Imagine Birdemic with the birds replaced by kites and you have an idea of what to expect from Killer Kites.

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Horror Movie Review: Killer Kites (2023)

It doesn’t get dumber than this, so why the hell is Killer Kites so damn entertaining then?

It doesn’t get dumber than this, so why the hell is Killer Kites so damn entertaining then? Written by Austin Frosch, who co-directed it Paul Dale, Killer Kites is a great example of how a ‘micro-budget’ horror flick can stand out simply because it refuses to take itself seriously at any point. A film where everyone, including the viewer, is in on the joke. Nobody expects this to be a good film,…

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#616: AMBERGREIS AND THE KILLER KITES

mike, travis and drunk discuss the following topics….. whale poop…. smuggling fruit rollups into israel…. after the break, we talk to the writer and co-director of “killer kites” austin faush about his inspirations, his triumphs and his wacky movie about kites that kill people. get it on demand and/or purchase it on blu ray here. follow “by the horns” on twitter here. potw: the toxhards/papa…

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BATMAN VS HIS C-LIST VILLAINS

Hey guys, these are some sample pages that I worked in March, I just wanted to give all these guys a small spotlight even if it was just for 7 pages, particularly Killer Moth, he’s one of my favorite Batman villains 🙌, but this was also my chance to draw Bruce since I hadn’t ever properly draw him and as an aspiring comic artist i knew this is a must! , anyway, I hope you enjoy them!

There’s a lot of influence from BTAS and the Arkham Games! ;)

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Spoilers for the Kite Man animated series!

Screencaps from episode 7, part 2.

Thanks to Lex Luthor's calming ASMR and the power of the Anti-Life Equation, Lisa's finally able to control her powers and utilize her proper astral projection! And looking very accurate to the comics too. Plus, she succeeds at returning Chuck to his original self.

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Happy St Patrick's Day, you greenbean lovers!

[cartoonfangirl1218]

Just wanted to show the new outfits of some villains for sexiest villains award.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Cluemaster: Hey, bro, I know I never call...

Kiteman: You did drunk call me that one time.

Cluemaster: I already said I was sorry for spreading around that you were in love with your kite and calling you to brag about it. As you said I was hella drunk and angry your weird ass podcast somehow now has the same level of fans as my old gameshow. Who the fuck cares that much about kites? Or C list vilany?

Kiteman: Did you just call to remind me why I hate you?

Cluemaster: Of course not, Chucky boy, your my favorite lil bro.

Kiteman: Arthur... I'm your only brother.

Cluemaster: Yeah? You're still my favorite.

Kiteman: Okay. Fine. What do you want?

Cluemaster: You're good with kids right?

Kiteman: Oh do you want me to babysit little Steph? I haven't see her since she was a baby! That'll be soo much fun!

Cluemaster: Oh, no, no. She is too old for a babysitter. I kindda called 'cause I need your advice.

Kiteman: Sure. Go on.

Cluemaster: How would you stop a prank war between your teen daugther and your bussiness partner that happens to be living at your house?

Kiteman: Woah. Define prank war?

Cluemaster: Like they just being annoying with each other... like non-stop Shrek music and painting one of her walls green?

Kiteman: Are you working with a child, Artie?

Cluemaster: No. Childrem are not really good at puzzle robberies.

Kiteman: So who the hell is in a prank war with your fourteen year old daugther? Is it that Polka Dot weirdo?

Cluemaster: ... Riddler.

Kiteman: Be honest, Arthur.

Cluemaster: I am!

Kiteman: Why the fuck would he work with you? Didn't he like was brought on to one of your trials and tried to sue you for being a copycat?

Cluemaster: No idea. I don't really remember all my trials.

Kiteman: Fair. Still isn't he like an actual treat? Like Batman actually tries to be always involved in his crimes instead of just sending a Robin or a cop kindda treat? Or hangs out with Cooblepot and Harley Quinn and fucking Catwoman and even Scarecrow and Joker kindda treat?

Cluemaster: Yes, so what?

Kiteman: He is waaay above your league. How the fuck do you got him to work with you?

Cluemaster: He is working for me because he recognizes my genius.

Kiteman: *sarcasm* Yeah, sure. At least it explains why I've been hearing that your plans don't totally suck anymore.

Cluemaster: Will you help me or not?

Kiteman: Anything for little Steph. But seriusly bro, the guy is a mentally instable killer, he is real Arkham loonie, A-lister and all this shit are you sure is safe to have him living with you? Specially if he and Stephanie are fighting!? She is just a kid! What if this prank war thing escalates and next thing she is in saw type death trap or something?

Cluemaster: Well than help me not to! I can't just kick him out, do you know how much I've been proffiting later?

Kiteman: And also he is an instable killer that used to hate you and wouldn't react well to being kicked out?

Cluemaster: Yeah, this too. Look I think you're overestimating the guy. He is smart and all and he can take a punch but I could take him out real easy in a one on one. He screamed like a little girl when he found a roach in the kitchem. I think I'll be fine.

Kiteman: Sure, you do you.... Maybe.... you could just.... help them find something they have in common? A TV show they like or something. It used yo work with us. They will bond over the thing and forget they hate each other for a bit.

Cluemaster: See was it that hard to help me?

*Chuck hangs up*

[Three months later]

Cluemaster: Chuck! I need help!

Kiteman: Can you call in another time? I'm bowlling with the guys, Calendar Man and Condiment King cannot win a second time, one weird rap about their love conquering all was ENOUGHT.

Cluemaster: Is about the whole prank war between Nygma and Stephanie thing.

Kiteman: Oh. So I guess my advice didn't work.

Cluemaster: No, no, it did. It worked way to well actually.

Kiteman: *worried* That sounds bad.

Cluemaster: Yeah... it happened that the thing they had in common was that they really hate me.

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A while back i had an idea about a DC version of the superior foes of spiderman about a bunch of Z-list gotham rogues teaming up to be more of a threat and becoming a found family of misfits, and i finally pushed myself to make summaries of the cast. Thanks @roolsilver for encouraging and helping with the idea

They’re called Z-List and they’re comprised of

Mary Louise Dahl. AKA Baby Doll. Former Child Actress diagnosed with Systemic Hypoplasia, making her have the appearance of an 8-10 year old even though she’s in her early thirties. Has suffered Two psychotic breaks involving her fallen stardom and treatment due to her condition but is now a sane if somewhat temperamental individual . Possesses keen planning skills and owns an apartment complex that she rents out as safehouses for criminals. Also dabbles as a voice actor.

Mitchell Mayo AKA (rather Begrudgingly) Condiment King. Contract killer that specializes in killing people via poisoned foods after salvaging a botched hit by drowning a target in hot sauce. Considers himself cursed with what criminal underworld calls “The Gothams”. Described as “When the stars align so terribly perfect that your entire life seems to point to you being a supervillain” often seen wearing a pickle Green Beanie and black Lennon shades. Also a professional food critic

Leonard “Lenny” Fiasco AKA Eraser. A perfectionist with obsessive compulsive disorder, Lenny grew up heavily bullied by his peers for constantly deliberating over small mistakes in his work to the point that he carried several erasers everywhere he went. Eventually Lenny would fall into crime and become a cleaner. Offering to remove evidence from criminal escapades for 20% of the take using a specialized helmet and pair of gloves inspired by his beloved erasers. He dresses like a goddamn number 2 pencil.

Drury Walker. AKA Cameron Van Cleer. AAKA Killer Moth. Devoted and loving single father to teenager/Spoiled Brat/social media “Villaingilante” Katherine “Kitten” Walker, Alias Pink X. Former long suffering Firefly henchman, and all around blundering criminal oaf. Still has a knack for invention (he invented most of his own gear. Including functioning wings. ) and an unintentional encounter with the occult giving him a “Were-moth” form whenever he’s under extreme stress.

And finally Delbert Billings Kieth Sherwood. AKA Spellbinder. Spellbinder WOULD find immense Success as one of the many villains to Employ mind control. If it werent for a few things. thing. He still has his morals, is emotionally open, and REALLY doesnt want the stigma that comes with the common things you associate with Mind control villains. Still, provided he isnt handicapped by his fear of being seen as a super-Creep he can be quite effective. Armed with custom made projectors in his gloves, mask, and a collection of orange and black spiral eye themed drones. This former school counselor (again, we must restate, he is NOT A CREEP.) is a formidable member of the team, though he often delegates himself to being the moral and emotional core of the group. He also hates teen titans villain Mad Mod. Like, he really. Really. Really hates Mad Mod. So much.

Other characters Include Kite-Man(hell yeah.) AKA Charles Brown. Who used to be a part of the friend group. But Semi-Ditched them when a Clerical Error put him into the Suicide Squad.

Harley Quinn, (because of course.) Big time Villain turned Vigilante (of which almost no one blames her. Nor holds any ill will.) who, while not part of the team is still friendly to them, because Harley is everyones friend TBH.

And really, any other Dc characters i think would be cool for this.

[loki-zen]

saw a thing encouraging people to play their BG3 PC as being wary of Sharrans and I am 100% behind what that post was about but otoh it is extremely funny to me to like:

>be me

>be dark urge

>have the fckin amnesias

>tell her i don’t care who she worships bc it would be embarrassing to admit i don’t fuckin know who shar is

>she’s super grateful that i don’t hate her for it

>most people are religious bigots i guess. makes sense; even she thinks it’s normal to be racist to githyanki (i also don’t remember anything that might clue me in on why people are wary of them)

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idk if its cool to even do one of my own but heres my personal babygirl bracket bc all the other ones ive seen leave out my particular babygirls (they are all babygirl to me)(i may do polls for this idk if people would even like that)

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if it's ok to ask what's your build and loadout for leland?

yeah no problem!! i run him pretty tank-y and chase-oriented so i can take hits (especially early game) without worrying too much, and rarely run out of stam.

toughness +18 (38) endurance + 10 (40)

on his skill tree i go left, i think the only random perk i had to keep rolling/respeccing for was choose flight

choose flight at level 3 gives you 3 charges of 'oh no i have no stamina let me just get the entire bar refilled haha i'm fine now' (i think you have to roll this perk randomly iirc)

no sell at level 3 gives you 3 charges of being able to take any hit at 80% less damage, so taking bubba aggro at the start of the game isn't too scary since even a big chainsaw hit barely touches my health

what doesn't kill you at level 3 is sexy because no matter what kind of damage you take in a single hit, if you avoid a second hit for another 15 seconds, you get 100% of the health you lost back.

right to left on the life saver tree, gives you 10 second stun, 60 stamina recharged, and ability cooldown time of 126. i think the concussion one is pretty good too, but i like to be able to have my ability up as much as possible

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Is there any love for Killer Moth , Drury Walker… in this place?

He’s my Tom King’s Kiteman

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X-Files marathon as background noise, not paying attention until

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BATMAN/FORTNITE: FOUNDATION #1 (2021)