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when you catch your crush very obviously staring 🤭
| these two melted the shit out of my heart |
#binged the movies with my dad#every time Thorin smiles at bilbo it kills me#this is post-botfa..no sadness here!#just longing stares and blushing faces#I’m erasing the sad feels the movie has left me with#the hobbit#lotr#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#lotr fanart#bagginshield fanart#I’m entering a phase#misc fanart
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“I am not my grandfather”
Well well well what do we have here? A thorin post? It cannot be!
#my art#he kinda was like his grandfather for a hot minute#almost killed Bilbo and all#but so would you for a check#he was an employee and he was going to get employee of the month#lord of the rings#fanart#lotr fanart#the hobbit#thorin durin#thorin oakenshield
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Thank you @pilkypills for suggesting this idea!
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#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#kili#fili#thorin x bilbo#bofur#dwalin#gimli son of gloin#the company of thorin oakenshield#these little men are killing me#tolkien
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“... I saw in some cartoon he lives in a lair in the center of an active volcano. the show's pretty great.”
#i hope you guys know that i would kill for bucky barnes#i would protect this man from everything and everyone so he can keep watching his cartoons and reading the hobbit#god i missed having some new bucky content#bucky barnes#what if...?#marvel#mcu#buckybarnesedit#whatifedit#marveledit#mcuedit#marvelcastedit#mcucastedit#sebastian stan#sebastianstanedit#sebstanedit#sstanedit#stansclan#sebastiansource#fysebastianstan#gbbb
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Thranduil holds his little leaf gently every time Legolas calls him Ada instead of Adar and you're not gonna change my mind.
#art#fan art#tolkien#the hobbit#hobbit#lord of the rings#legolas#thranduil#thranduil art#elf#thranduil and legolas#I'm gonna kill for them#lotr
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This is so legendary Tolkien cannot help being hilarious he tries to be this serious dry narrator but I see you Mr. Stand up comedy
#veesaysthings#his hierarchy of funny books is definitely the hobbit - lotr- everything else. but this killed me#beren and luthien
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A leetle Sam with Galadriel’s Gift to celebrate getting my blog back ^^
#artists on tumblr#lotr#samwise gamgee#hobbit#tried a couple of new things and nearly killed my hand but it’s Sam so all worth it
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*Somewhere in a tavern in Middle Earth*
Thorin (plastered, sitting down heavily): I did it, just like you said! I walked up to Master Baggins, bit my lip suggestively and all he did was to look at me in disbelief and swiftly walk away! It is hopeless!
Fíli (equally shit-faced): Aww uncle, not good. Show me exactly what you did.
Thorin:
Fíli:
Thorin:
Fíli: Just a thought, but maybe try to bite your bottom lip next time?
#the hobbit#bagginshield#thilbo#thorin oakenshield#fili#fíli#source: ???#this was probably already done a thousand time but the idea of thorin biting his upper lip while winking at bilbo kills me#he's very bad at flirting#fili is equally shitty at it but at least he's not a moron#my stuff
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no I’m not obsessed with his hair what are you talking about 😭😭😭😭😭
#thorin oakenshield#the hobbit#the hobbit fanart#fanart#art#doodle#wip#digital art#my art#drawing#bagginshield#bilbo baggins#this wip has been in progress for waaaaaaaaayyyyyy too long#it’s killing me but I’m learning to paint like it’s oil and it’s. killing meeeee
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Since Nori canonically wasn’t around much while Ori was growing up I really hope they got the chance to be brothers on the quest. I hope they annoyed the ever loving crap out of each other.
#i hope Dori had to intervene before Nori could tape Ori to a tree or Ori could kill Nori with a large rock#the hobbit#nori the dwarf#ori the dwarf#dori the dwarf
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*maniacal laughter turns into gut wrenching sobs*
yes i made them I'm not just the funny ATLA textpost guy
#the hobbit#i stayed up all night to make this#i was cackling like gollum i think my roommate moved out early because of me#then i waterboarded myself laughing so hard and shit wasn't funny anymore#anyways#incorrect the hobbit quotes#the hobbit shitpost#the hobbit text post#text post#textposts#thorin#bilbo#kili#bagginshield#incorrect quotes#kill me
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i’m thinking about that one post that talks about how the ring doesn’t make the wearer invisible, but actually enhances whatever the wearer’s natural strengths already are- it multiplied sauron’s powers of control and raw destruction, hobbits are naturally sneaky, etc. basically how the reason the story tells us it’s an invisibility ring is because bilbo is the one telling the story, and he just assumed his experience was universal. isildur didn’t go into the river invisible and uninjured, only to get shot when the ring abandoned him and he became a target again, he already had multiple arrows in him when he went into the water, but only succumbed to his injuries when the ring stopped magnifying his numenorean longevity and damage resistance.
so i’m thinking about hobbits, right? like yeah, they’re small and quiet on their feet and invisibility totally tracks for them, but what if that’s not their most impressive skill set?
i’m thinking about how all five of the hobbits whose stories we hear in full traveled enormous distances on foot with minimal difficulty. they all managed extreme altitudes, rough terrain, heavy snowfall, almost lava???, swamps, trees, jagged rocks and gravel, and just about every other possible terrain, not to mention hundreds of miles, without seeming to flag heavily or (genuinely) complain overmuch. despite being used to at least seven meals a day, they were able to keep up their pace on minimal rations, on foot, without losing stamina until the very end, which arguably had more to do with the ring than the trip itself.
my point being that hobbits are almost unnaturally good at traveling massive distances on (bare!)foot, and what if the ring picked up on that instead?
what if instead of going invisible, bilbo could teleport?
#the hobbit#lotr#bilbo baggins#i’m thinking like anywhere he could normally reach on foot given enough time#so he couldn’t like teleport onto smaug’s back midair and kill him before he hits laketown#that way it doesn’t nuke the plot#but like imagine how much faster he could have gotten to ravenhill!#he could have just blinked himself in between bolg and fili before he stabbed him!#the smaug confrontation would have been so much funnier too#like instead of smaug all taunting and sultry looking around like ‘where aaaare you? 😏’#he’s like whipping himself around back and forth trying to track this weird little bug in his house that keeps ending up behind him somehow#make it real slapstick#i just think it would be cool#obviously frodo couldn’t use it to blink himself to mordor for the same reason he can’t really use the ring in canon either#sauron’s too awake for that#but bilbo could have some real fun i think#should probably put this in the writing tag#my writing
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I have no use for rings of gold
I care not for your poetry
I only want your hand to hold
I only want you near me
- Courting Song
#the hobbit#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#thorin oakenshield#the forget me nots inspired by a fic i read that is killing me#soft moments i need to draw or else i evaporate into mist#thilbo#my art
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After Oropher dies, elrond and galadriel and others are waiting to see Thranduil and meet with him for things and they are dreading it bc Oropher is a character.
He’s a character that is hard to get along with because he does not let anyone tell him what to do.
And then they meet Thranduil and he’s literally one of the most calm and chill elves to have ever lived.
Oropher and Thranduil are total opposite in regards to temperaments and the other elves feel like it’s witch craft.
They don’t know that it’s because Thranduil, unlike Oropher, isn’t going to bother arguing with someone or announcing what he plans on doing. He’s gonna do what he’s gonna do, and you either find out after the fact, or not at all.
#oropher and thranduil are similar in that they will not let anyone tell them what to do#their different in that thranduil isn’t gonna even engage with anyone disagreeing with#him#Thranduil’s kill count is double Oropher’s but no one realizes it#thranduil#oropher#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr elves#silmarillion#the hobbit#house of edireth
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hi! sorry if i‘m bothering you, but i wanted to say i REALLY love your work. your colors, compositions, shading/rendering is absolutely gorgeous and i’m really really amazed by your work.
as a less experienced artist, i was curious if you could maybe show some of your process work? like how you get from sketch -> base color -> rendering? (if you even do that? or do you start with colors/shape?)
i‘m just curious what your drawing process looks like. sorry if this is a dumb question
Thank you so much!
Here are some of the processes I got, they reflect pretty well how I normally do it.
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