#the forget me nots inspired by a fic i read that is killing me

[smolestboop]

I have no use for rings of gold

I care not for your poetry

I only want your hand to hold

I only want you near me

- Courting Song

[bidisasterevankinard]

hiii ✏️🔍☂️

Hi Dee 💙🫂😘 (get to know me)

✏️ when did you start writing fanfic

My first fic I wrote when I was 14. It was on my mother language and about kurt/blaine from glee(I actually like watched some their moments and only some first eps of glee don't judge me please). But I deleted it fast cause I had really offensive comment and well my self esteem always low. So I was writing a little bit for myself in dif fandoms, but deleted it from my comp or throw away notes. Only in buddie fandom I felt inspired again to actually write and share.

🔍 what character do you enjoy writing for the most

I love to write for Buck cause I love him and well I'm so buckcoded. But I also enjoy write Eddie and Bobby (especially Bobby in au I write now. He's my fav there)

☂️ your favorite fanfic from another writer

IT'S SO HAAAAAARD. So I will give some latest fics I've read which just made me feel so many things and change me as person

forget-me-nots by so incredible talented @anxieteandbiscuits

Eddie loses memory close to their wedding about everything from 2015 and need to again fight internalized homophobia when he has a whole fiance, try to live without memories of 8 years of his life, find way to fall in love with Buck again.

JUST READ IT TRUST ME

we are a fresh page on the desk (filling in the blanks as we go) by my super talented love @heartbeatdiaz

Author Buck and actor Eddie meet cute before Eddie's audition for Buck's book, but Eddie doesn't know he talks with his fav author. They work together for months and pining so so much.

If you need something for cute evening with tea under blanket TRUST ME it's ur choice

The Trouble With You Is  by so fantastically talented @princessfbi

Eddie is Deputy US Marshal Eddie and he should protec Buck from Doug cause he's mafia boss and Maddie offers to help put him under arrest. Enemies to lovers, forced roommates, really good action and brat Buck.

If you need something super new in aus for buddie I highly recommend

I should go and find myself (before I ruin someone else)  by my wonderfully talented love @monsterrae1

Buck is looking what best for him in the start of 6s and finds himself in other universe where Buck and Eddie were together, but Buck from this universe died a year ago, and Eddie can't deal with it. So Buck should find his answers here and help Eddie from this universe to move and continue living, not surviving for Chris.

THIS THING WRECKED ME SO GOOD. IT KILLED OLD DI AND MADE NEW ONE. I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME . But I so so so recommend at least once to read it.

[batnbreakfast]

AO3 Writer's Ask Game

Thank you for tagging me @slightlyintimidating ! 🥰

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

18

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

102378

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Mainly Bernie Wolfe/Serena Campbell although I branched out into the RedgraveRussellCinematicMultiverse.

And there's this one Deadloch fic, I really would like to finish. *side-eyes her brain*

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Notting Hill

My Berena Notting Hill rewrite with Serena Campbell as the bookshop owner and Bernie Wolfe as the famous actress.

Before the Sun Sets on the River Thames

Yet another film rewrite (I just love them) - this time it's Before Sunset with Bernie & Serena reconnecting years after having spent an unforgeable night together.

fragments of a holiday season

My Berena advent fics collection

clouds in my coffee (but the sun's coming through)

My Berena coffee shop au for @fortytworedvines day

chi va piano 

My Berena smut fic, which has forever changed how I look at pianos

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Ah. It's complicated. During the last year I only had comments like "Please finish this!" and no, most of the times I don't respond to them. While I LOVE comments and use them to motivate myself to get back to writing, I find comments that don't even say why someone would like me to continue a store utterly unhelpful. Also there's my beloved ADHD brain, which makes me forget to answer sometimes. I will though, even if it's like stupidly late.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

*chuckles* Well, I wrote this fic with Bernie's thoughts while she's dying under the rubble after they killed her in an explosion off screen. Lucky for most of you preferring a happy ending to your angst, I did not publish it. Instead I rewrote it to become a chapter for my collaboration with the lovely @ktlsyrtis

everything is different, everything has changed

Five times Bernie Wolfe’s life explodes - and one time it doesn't.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I feel like all my fics have a happy ending. I love a bit of angst, but seriously life is bad enough without giving your favs a happy ending after putting them through the mangler.

My favourite might be

Before the Sun Sets on the River Thames

because Bernie stays.

8. Do you get hate on fic?

Huh. If so, it apparently was too irrelevant to remember.

9. Do you write smut?

Yes, I do. And I honestly love to connect them via smut with feelings.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I do love a good film au. I have dozens of ideas what films to cast them for and I've only written two so far, with another three sitting in my WIP folder.

My crossover ideas aren't that crazy actually, but maybe

the slow appraisal of silent things

might fall into the category, because why not mash up Lynley and my love for Berena, replace the old Helen with Catherine's Helen, and have her leave Lynley (as one should do), to fall in love with Jemma's Grace Finegann (who did not shoot anyone).

Others might say that it was absolutely crazy to write my first Berena fic, which is also a crossover, without ever having watched a single episode of Holby.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I don't think so.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not to my knowledge.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes! I wrote

everything is different, everything has changed

with @ktlsyrtis and I loved, loved, loved doing this.

14. What’s your all-time favourite ship?

Seems a bit like anyone reading this far could answer this, but

💖 Bernie Wolfe/Serena Campbell 💖

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but probably won’t?

Nope. Not going there. All my WIPs have a chance to being finished. It took me almost three years to finish Notting Hill. I might get inspired on something that's been sitting in my drafts for longer. Who knows - certainly not me. I won't give up though!

16. What are your writing strengths?

I'd say dialogue with feelings and with smut also showing without spelling things out in detail.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Commas and formatting. *chuckles* Apologies to all the lovely people who ever beta'd for me. I appreciate you so, sooo much.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I could have them speak German and Italian and would, if I found it necessary. I prefer to have a translation in the notes at least while reading fic.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Ah. Something wlw that I'm not looking back to.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

Urghhhhhhh... I love all my children, I don't have a fav-

Before the Sun Sets on the River Thames

Because it marks the beginning of a new fandom journey that is still bringing me so much joy and made me make wonderful friends.

Okay, I'll stop now before getting even soppier.

I'm tagging @ktlsyrtis @lapalfruity @fortytworedvines @ariverandasong and everyone of you who wants to take part in this. Seriously, just run with it if you want to!

Questions to respond to:

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

3. What fandoms do you write for?

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

8. Do you get hate on fic?

9. Do you write smut?

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

14. What’s your all-time favourite ship?

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but probably won’t?

16. What are your writing strengths?

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

19. First fandom you wrote for?

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

[halcyonstorm]

Masterlist and Works

hi everyone! welcome to my page.

you can call me Simone :))

last updated 12/21/2022

MY COMMISSION INFORMATION

I ship: levihan, eremika, aruani, yumihisu, jeanmarco, jearmin, eremin, zikupiku, jeanpiku, eruri

ships from other anime: gojohime (jjk), nobamaki (jjk), caitvi (arcane), jinxtor (arcane)

please be respectful!

feel free to ask me questions about anything or submit fic ideas for me to write!

i participated in the live 2021 levihan reading event! check it out here.

my ao3: halcyonstorm

my twitter: halcyonxstorm

my ig: hxlcyvn

My works: keep reading

new! quédate conmigo is my first fic in español! 

-Baby Steps: Levi hated many things about babies. That all changed when he had a child of his own.

-Breaking Bonds: (JeanMarco fic, incomplete) Jean and Marco are tied together by the strings of fate.

-The Breeze of an Airplane: Post ch139 fic, Hange’s body is found.

-Buttered Popcorn: Canon Divergence of chapter 123. Onyankapon is Levi’s wingman.

-Capri Sun: Levi is a very hungry vampire.

-The Creep: Killing-Stalking inspired original story. Malachai was bullied all of his life. Being called "The Creep" was his name to the students in his high school, they hardly knew his name. When Malachai goes to college, he fixes himself up. He grooms himself and dresses himself nicely. All of a sudden, the girls at their college wants him. The girls that bullied him don't even know it's him. But Kai isn't stupid, he wants revenge because these girls ruined his life and made him go insane.

-Dedicate my Heart to You: Hange tries to live her life to the fullest as her heart gives up on her. 

-Feels Like Home: Canon-divergent fic. Levi comforts Hange after a hard week as the Commander.

-Forget-Me-Nots: Royalty!AU. Levi is set to marry Petra the next morning. Hange confronts him at midnight.

-Get Your Shit Together, Levi!: Levi wants to ask out Hange (angst)

-The Girl at the Library: Levi is a college student who needs help on his research paper. Luckily, Hange is a book worm and works at the library.

-Sky Eyes: (Eruri) Levi is sick of his business trip, yet he's only just arrived at the headquarters of Ocean Ridge Company for a four day trip. This short chapter, modern AU fic will walk through each day of the blossoming friendship and love of the men with sky and ocean eyes.

-Solace: Levi comforts Hange after a brutal mission.

-Hands on the Table: Eren talks with Mikasa in private after telling her he hates her (smut, eremika)

-He Isn’t You: Royalty!AU where Hange has to marry Zeke.

-If Only...: Hange’s thoughts during chapter 126 (spoilers)

-If You Love Me...: ...let me go. Levi and Hange attempt to run away from a monster (angst, sad ending).

-Jealousy Works Up an Appetite:  Hange wants Levi to more than measure her for her costume (smut).

-Kiss Me Goodbye: Hange and Levi discuss their future as a couple (angst, sad ending)

-The Most Beautiful Flower (For You): based on La Citta De Smeraldo story and BTS song “The Truth Untold” (major character death, angst)

-My Sunshine: Hanji Zoe's life was never perfect. From deadbeat parents and constant bullying, she never felt wanted in the world by anyone or anything. From an attempt at suicide, she meets Levi, a dark mysterious man who's awkwardly short, who somehow convinces her to come over the railing. How will this moment impact her life from that moment on?

-Out on a Whim: Hange is the Commander in another world. Levi is their right hand man.

-Pink Camellias: Hange and Levi are lost in the woods on an expedition

-quédate conmigo - a short Spanish fanfiction about Levi waking up from a nightmare.

-Rainbow: Levi is a good spouse.

-Red Light, Green Light: Hange and Levi were separated for reasons they couldn’t help. Finally they found each other. 

-A Reminder: jealous levi (smut)

-Secretly Annoyed, Secretly in Love: Levihan summer camp, enemies to lover fic

-Solace: Levi comforts Hange after a brutal mission.

-Study Session Prep: Levi and Hange need to blow off some steam before studying for a big exam, and they realize sex isn't as sexy as it’s made out to be. (smut)

-Sweet Like Chocolate:  Levi and Hange want to find the house with the biggest candy bars.

-Training Wheels: Song fic, first time together levihan (smut)

-Under the Influence: Hange accidentally mixes a love potion (mild smut).

-you mean The World to me: Hange, Levi, and Falco dress up as their favorite Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure characters for Halloween. 

Look through my tags:

#levihan

#levihan fic

#levihan dj

#levihan analysis

#levihan fanart

Spotify:

-levihan

-preparing for battle with the survey corps

-eremika

-levi’s post 139 playlist

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Mimi’s RomCom Fluff Challenge Masterlist

Thank you to all the amazing authors who participated in my 16K RomCom Fluff Challenge. The challenge was to take a quote from a romantic comedy and write a fluffy piece using the quote as inspiration and in the fic. I’m excited to share these, they were awesome and a lot of fun to read!

10 Things I Hate About You:

Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want. - @torn-and-frayed (Dean) Faithfully

13 Going on 30:

We need to remember what used to be good. If we don't, we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes. @emoryhemsworth w/Dean Simple Man

America’s Sweethearts:

Your pillow's better than mine. @klaineaholic w/Dean Takeoff

A Walk to Remember:

You have to promise not to fall in love with me. @mrs-squirrel-chester (Sam) Sam’s Magic Fingers

What's there to talk about? She's the best person I've ever known. @sis-tafics w/Dean Lucky Me

Breakfast at Tiffany’s:

A girl can't read that sort of thing without her lipstick. @supernaturalismalife Queen: Part 1-Mirakuru

I'll never get used to anything. Anybody that does, they might as well be dead. @winchesterswoonathon w/John I’ll Never Get Used to Anything...

Clueless:

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you. @roxyspearing w/ Dean Date Night

Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. @rizlowwritessortof w/Dean Friendly Advice

If I'm too good for him, then how come I'm not with him? @supernatural-jackles w/Dean Help Hotline

Crazy, Stupid Love:

Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped! @pinknerdpanda w/Sam Blast From the Past

I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up. @fireismysafety w/Dean

I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working. @deanssweetheart23 w/Dean Crazy, Stupid Love

Ever After:

She came to tell you the truth, and you fed her to the wolves! @plaidstiel-wormstache w/Dean To The Wolves

You have found my weakness but I have yet to learn yours. @bringmesomepie56 w/Dean Now Or Never

Besides, you claimed it was a matter of life and death. @waywardimpalawriter w/Dean Memory Lane

Are you putting me under house arrest? @katymacsupernatural w/Dean House Arrest

Failure to Launch: 

And believe me, I did not want that because I had a good life before you. Well, not good... but... it was okay. Well, it... it was empty, actually, but at least I was blissfully unaware of how miserable I was. Whereas now... because of you... I am acutely aware of how completely and totally unhappy I am. Thank you for that. @salvachester (Dean) Living Conditions

Friends with Benefits:

Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want, is to manipulate them? @acreativelydifferentlove  Not So Secret

If you tell anyone about this, I will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck. @wi-deangirl77 (Dean)��A Different Side of You

It’s not you. Nothing is wrong with you. He’s a guy. You gave him a five date challenge, he got you and cut out. Forget the douche! He’s a dick. He’s a dick douche. @fuck-im-a-hipster (Dean) Shake It Off

Hope Floats: 

Oh, I like all of God's creatures; I just like some of them better stuffed. And he's one of them. @idjitmonkey (Sam) 

Why does everybody keep asking me if I've been drinking? What? Is there like a coaster stuck to my... butt or something? @september-daydream (Dean) Not So Drunken Babble

I would have stayed with you forever. I would have turned myself inside out for you. @kittenofdoomage (John) Make You Feel My Love

How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days:

You can't lose something you never had. @whatareyousearchingfordean (Dean) Bullshit

You see, the key to this game is being able to read people. @giftofdreams (Dean) The Perks of Reading People 

Look, just give me back the necklace, then you guys can go on and kill each other. @rebelslicious w/Dean A Night in with Dean (bonus: Ode to Bobby Ewing) 

Leap Year:

Why don't you stop trying to control everything in the known universe. It's dinner. Have a little faith that it will all work out. @mandilion76 (John) Flour Power

Well, when my 60 seconds came around, I realized I had everything I ever wanted, but nothing I really needed. And I think that what I need is here. And I came all this way to see if maybe you might think so too. @amanda-teaches (Dean) Better Than a Dream

Moulin Rouge:

You're going to be bad for business. I can tell. @thing-you-do-with-that-thing (Dean) Everything 

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. @roxy-davenport (Crowley) For the Love of Horror

Never Been Kissed:

That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time. @evansrogerskitten (Dean) Something Sweet

The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him. @abaddons.right.hand.queen (Sam) Right In Front (Sam Winchester)

Notting Hill:

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. @castieldualangel (Dean) Tripping Over My Feelings

Oh God, this is one of those key moments in life, when it’s possible you can be really, genuinely cool - and I’m failing 100%. @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (Dean) The Kiss

Say Anything:

She gave me a pen.  I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. @thranduilsperkybutt (Dean) Office Supplies and Love

One question: are you here because you need someone, or you need me? Forget it, I don’t care. @sammit-janet (Sam) Always

So I’m single now, and everything’s changed. I hate it. @sea040561 (Sam) Everything’s Changed

Sixteen Candles:

I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday. @wvnchxstxr A Tradition to Share (sister!reader)

Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 30 major laws here. @nichelle-my-belle (Dean) The Memory Remains  

Someone Like You:

Wow, there's the cynical bitch we know and love. @because-imma-lady-assface (Dean) Mel Brooks: Nightmare Cure

This is key to understanding the myth of male shyness. For while you think he is flattering you, he is actually flattering himself. Showing how open and honest and sensitive he is. @jessica-bones-winchester (Dean) The Myth of Male Shyness

Sweet Home Alabama:

I can't control her any more than I can control the weather. @ravengirl94 (Dean) Family of Strays

So I can kiss you anytime I want. @captainradicalpassion (Dean) Anytime He Wants

The girl I knew used to be fearless. @hannahindie (Dean) Fearless

The Notebook:

I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me...everyday. @captainemwinchester w/Dean The Notebook

Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fightin'. @jana-corleone w/John Team John

The Princess Bride:

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. @jayankles w/Dean These Bad Boys

No more rhymes now, I mean it! @kathaswings w/Dean Aftermath

You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means. @emilywritesaboutdean w/Dean Everything You Need

That does put a damper on our relationship. @babblesoftheinsane w/Dean Untitled

This Means War:

Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up. @georgialouisea w/Dean Taxi Back From Hell

Don't choose the better man, choose the man who makes you a better woman. @wayward-marvel-sommer1196 w/Dean Crazy Stupid Love

When Harry Met Sally:

I'll have what she's having. @alleiradayne w/Dean Reprisal

When in Rome:

The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own. @lovemesomepie85 w/Dean Always Love You

Now, you could get your heart broken or you could have the greatest love affair the world has ever known, but you're not going to know unless you try. @docharleythegeekqueen w/Dean Just Like the Movies

While You Were Sleeping:

$45 for a Christmas tree and they don't deliver? You order $10 worth of chow mein from Mr. Wong´s, they bring it to your door. @getmadandsmashstuff w/John Christmas in Connecticut: Or How John Learned to Love the Holidays

You’ve Got Mail:

You were spying on me, weren't you? @sofreddie w/Dean Avon Calling

[deansdirtylittlesecretsblog]

Mimi’s RomCom Fluff Challenge

I just reached 16,000 followers! Yay! 

I have decided to host another writing challenge to celebrate.

I love me a good romantic comedy (aka the romcom). Love them. I also love some good fluff fics, the fluffier the better. I decided to combine the two and the end result is Mimi’s RomCom Fluff Challenge!

Below, you will find a list of some of my favorite romantic comedies, along with quotes from those movies. Your challenge, should you accept it, is to write a fluffy fic including the quote from the movie.

The Rules and Regulations:

Female reader inserts with Sam, Dean, or John Winchester only. No ships (no hate meant, it’s just easier this way).

Your fic can be as many words as you want; I do ask that you please try to make it at least 500 words. Please add a “keep reading” for fics over 500 words. If it doesn’t have a “keep reading” I will not reblog it.

Please make it a one shot or the first part of a series. AU’s are also okay.

Please tag me, @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog and use the hashtag #mimi’s romcom fluff challenge. Make sure the hashtag is in the first 5 tags. If I don’t like it within in 48 hours, I didn’t see it. If that happens, please send me a message.

Please mention somewhere in your author’s notes that it is for @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog RomCom Fluff Challenge and which prompt you had.

The most important rule, it MUST contain fluff. No angst (side-eyes a couple of my writer friends - you know who you are). I want the fluff. It can have smut, but it doesn’t have to. But, there must be fluff.

How to sign up:

Send me an ASK. Not a reply, reblog or IM, it needs to be an ask. Also, don’t send it on anon, I need to know who is participating. If it’s from your side blog, please mention the name of your side blog.

In the ask please tell me:

The number you want and whether you will be writing Sam, Dean or John Winchester. Please send at least one alternative in case your first choice is taken.

If you are writing from your sideblog, please give me the name of the blog.

One prompt per writer (for now).

Fics are due by Saturday, September 2nd. That is about two and a half months. If you can’t make the due date, send me a message to ask for an extension. I won’t be mad or upset. Life happens, I get it. I do ask that if you sign up and can’t finish the fic for whatever reason, please let me know. I may be able to find someone who would like to take your place.

Movies and quotes are below the cut:

10 Things I Hate About You 1.  What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples? 2.  Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.

13 Going on 30: 3.  I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. I wanna look like these people! 4.  We need to remember what used to be good. If we don't, we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes.

America’s Sweethearts 5.  Love is a bridge built between two people. We want what exists between them to be real. 6.  Except for the part about my penis. That's true. It's bigger than coins. 7.  How can you be in love with someone and not even like them at the same time? 8.  Your pillow's better than mine.   9.  He's a dead man. No, I'm serious. I know a guy, I'll make a call, and... he's dead. 

A Walk to Remember 10.  You have to promise not to fall in love with me. 11.   What's there to talk about? She's the best person I've ever known. 12.  I'm trying here, OK? Maybe... maybe I miss spending time with you. Maybe you inspire me. 13.  I'm scared of not being with you. 

Breakfast at Tiffany’s 14.  A girl can't read that sort of thing without her lipstick. 15.  Anyone who ever gave you confidence, you owe them a lot. 16.  You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels. 17.  I'll never get used to anything. Anybody that does, they might as well be dead.

Clueless 18.  Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you. 19.  Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. 20.  If I'm too good for him, then how come I'm not with him? 21.  So, this flannel thing. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?

Crazy, Stupid Love 22.  Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!  23.  I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up. 24.  I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.

Ever After 25.  She came to tell you the truth, and you fed her to the wolves! 26.  You have found my weakness but I have yet to learn yours. 27.  Besides, you claimed it was a matter of life and death. 28.  Are you putting me under house arrest? 

Failure to Launch 29.  And believe me, I did not want that because I had a good life before you. Well, not good... but... it was okay. Well, it... it was empty, actually, but at least I was blissfully unaware of how miserable I was. Whereas now... because of you... I am acutely aware of how completely and totally unhappy I am. Thank you for that. 30.  Guys who drink Kahlua and cream are not power guys, honey. 31.  Actually, it's... it's quite simple. You just have to decide. Do you want to spend the rest of your life having fun or do you want to spend it with me? 32.  Nothing like the threat of decapitation to make it a little more interesting. 

Friends with Benefits 33.  Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want, is to manipulate them? 34.  If you tell anyone about this, I will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck. 35.  It’s not you. Nothing is wrong with you. He’s a guy. You gave him a five date challenge, he got you and cut out. Forget the douche! He’s a dick. He’s a dick douche. 

Hope Floats 36.  Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. 37.  Oh, I like all of God's creatures; I just like some of them better stuffed. And he's one of them. 38. Why does everybody keep asking me if I've been drinking? What? Is there like a coaster stuck to my... butt or something? 39.  People fall in love. They fall right back out. It happens all the time. 40.  I would have stayed with you forever. I would have turned myself inside out for you. 

How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days 41. You can't lose something you never had. 42.  Guys, a woman's purse, alright, it's her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about. 43.  You see, the key to this game is being able to read people. 44.  Look, just give me back the necklace, then you guys can go on and kill each other. 45. Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination. 

Leap Year 46.  Why don't you stop trying to control everything in the known universe. It's dinner. Have a little faith that it will all work out. 47.  Well, when my 60 seconds came around, I realized I had everything I ever wanted, but nothing I really needed. And I think that what I need is here. And I came all this way to see if maybe you might think so too. 

Moulin Rouge 48.  The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. 49.  He's got a huge... talent. 50.  You're going to be bad for business. I can tell. 51.  It's not that I'm not a jealous man. I just don't like other people touching my things.

Never Been Kissed 52.  That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time. 53.  The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him. 

Notting Hill 54.  I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. 55.  It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again. 56.  I don't know. It just got to the point where I couldn't remember any of the reasons why we were together. 57.  Oh God, this is one of those key moments in life, when it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool - and I'm failing 100%. 58.  Right, no one. I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes but - don't worry - I won't believe it.

Say Anything 59.  She gave me a pen.  I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. 60.  The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.  61.  One question: are you here because you need someone, or you need me? Forget it, I don’t care. 62.  So I’m single now, and everything’s changed. I hate it. 

Sixteen Candles 63.  I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday. 64.  Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 30 major laws here. 65.  When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right? 

Someone Like You 66.  There are few things sadder in this life than watching someone walk away after they've left you, watching the distance between your bodies expand until there's nothing... but empty space and silence. 67.  Wow, there's the cynical bitch we know and love. 68.  This is key to understanding the myth of male shyness. For while you think he is flattering you, he is actually flattering himself. Showing how open and honest and sensitive he is. 

Sweet Home Alabama 69.  I can't control her any more than I can control the weather. 70.  So I can kiss you anytime I want. 71.  The girl I knew used to be fearless. 

The Notebook 72.  I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me...everyday. 73.  Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fightin'. 

The Princess Bride 74.  Have fun stormin’ the castle. 75.  There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. 76.  No more rhymes now, I mean it! 77.  You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means. 78.  That does put a damper on our relationship. 

This Means War 79.  Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up. 80.  Don't choose the better man, choose the man who makes you a better woman.

When Harry Met Sally 81.  I'll have what she's having. 82.  No one has ever quoted me back to me before. 

When in Rome 83.  This real enough for you? 84.  The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own. 85.  Now, you could get your heart broken or you could have the greatest love affair the world has ever known, but you're not going to know unless you try. 

While You Were Sleeping 86.  $45 for a Christmas tree and they don't deliver? You order $10 worth of chow mein from Mr. Wong´s, they bring it to your door. 87.  Ugh! I don't want any flowers, I'm not wearing my black underwear and I definitely don't want to move in with you! 

You’ve Got Mail 88.  But the truth is, I'm heart broken. 89.  You were spying on me, weren't you?