#the hobbit text post

[hobartsaglet]

*maniacal laughter turns into gut wrenching sobs*

yes i made them I'm not just the funny ATLA textpost guy

[mountkennedie]

Kili: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Balin: Sure

Dwalin: Why would you be a worm

Fili: I would feed you to the birds

Thorin: Why are you asking me this

Ori: yes i would :)

Nori: I don't love you now

Dori: Why on earth would you be a worm?

Bofur: I love you now

Bombur: Disgusting

Oin: IF YOU WERE A WHAT?

Gloin: Don't turn into a worm

Bifur: *Khudzul*

Bilbo: I'm sorry. What?

Gandalf: *makes a face* anyway

[gandalf-the-fool]

Sleepwalking at midnight, pretending to be a hobbit, journeying to the fridge for a midnightses snack. The Desolation of the Cheese Drawer.

[nyxshadowhawk]

Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

[theidlespoon]

nothing, just tolkien originally writing down the hobbit because his son christopher kept complaining that he'd change the details from night to night and then christopher later being so crucial in taking tolkien's notes and turning them into fully written novels of worldbuilding. loving someone to the point of creation and then having them help you finish the job.

[lotrreactionmemes]

Hobbits + text posts, battery acid spaghetti edition

[tehcherrya]

Somebody give me the rights to the LOTR cinematic productions so I can create a coming of age dramedy taking place during the seventeen years between Bilbo's 111th birthday party and Frodo leaving the Shire. I'd call it "The Shire Seventeen". It would not only include the Conspiracy as a backdrop but also a bunch of the development and growing up that was probably done within those seventeen years, that is entirely unrelated to the Ring.

It's a whole seventeen years worth of low-stakes hobbit Shire drama and shenanigans, guys-- I need that cozy comedy content.

[anaaciole]

This is my last drawing of 2024. I watched The Hobbit trilogy for the first time last week, and as a big fantasy fan, I absolutely loved it—especially Thorin. Obviously, my ability to draw people is better than my skill with textures, but I’m improving. I hope I can finish more drawings next year and share them with you. Wishing everyone a Happy New Year! ❤️🌟🌟

[dyingroses]

Happy Middle Earth Monday!

[themistymountainscold]

how thorin see’s bilbo

but bilbo taking as being seen as just another piece of gold

[winwin17]

An exchange between Gandalf and Saruman, probably.

[lacunases]

i’m actually so upset hobbits don’t have tails

[soni-dragon]

a bunch of silly things that are just edits of my art with text posts (what a guy)

[smoking-old-toby]

hobbit textposts are consuming me

[lotrreactionmemes]

Hobbits + text posts

[metaphoricallyrose]

Dungeon meshi really does embody the Tolkien fantasy genre in that “guy that vibes and eats good food” is the best thing you can be