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Very-Morally-Upstanding-Callum: I would do anything* for you.
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#“anything could mean anything right?”#my favourite line of the series so far#doing anything king#i support you!#in case it's not obvious I do think he means that#and god for him#kill some dudes whatever#you can do what you want Callum#i love you forever
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i can't tell if i'm just not paying attention or if mouthwashing just doesn't make any sense
#random thoughts#mouthwashing#watching a playthrough and am on the Big Twist so more stuff may happen or whatever#like jimmy raped anya. none of her behavior before this really like clued this in but whatever#doesn't really. add anything to the story so far. could really replace it with anything and the story would still be the same#seems like it's just there to give jimmy a reason to crash the ship#also don't like that he crashed the ship. curly crashing it made him more of a compelling character for me#like it's established he gives the same answers every time in the mental health check ups#make him like. succumb to the pressures of the job. instead of just being kind of a shitty normal boss#and like. anya doesn't want to give jimmy his check up and be alone with him while he makes up sexually deviant lies. could be foreshadowing#but she asks him to give curly his medicine. she doesn't seem to OBJECT to him becoming captain.#she was also a lot more compelling when it seemed like she was struggling due to the pressures of the job#i like swansea. reminds me of uncle billy from the outcasts of poker flat#his final where's johnny moment is kind of out of nowhere. is it because jimmy has the gun?#i doubt it's about the rape. did jimmy do something else? did swansea find out he crashed the ship?#i wish i didn't get to see curly's face before the crash. like give me some room to ponder dude#daisuke and swansea's dynamic is really fun! especially in the pre-crash scenes#my main problem with anya is she didn't have any single character to play off of. daisuke had swansea. curly had jimmy.#she's just kind of there. and miserable. and sucks at her job#also why is curly still alive??? like she killed herself in front of him but didn't take him out? tf anya#there's like 30 mins left so idk maybe some of my complaints will be rectificed. or maybe mouthwashing just isn't for me#literally my main complaint is the rape subplot so if they do something interesting with that then we're golden
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Control over time
#ramble in tags! this is my current idea for what Mao is doing in the current arc#because unlike Fumiko Mao actually cares about Denji and Nayuta outside of just being people she should be around because of her job/#agreement with Public safety. so she wouldn't abandon Nayuta in the middle of that mob like Fumiko did#anyways backtracking a bit. So when Fumiko arrived at Denji's apartment as it's being burnt down by Barem and the weapon hybrids#she brings Mao (devil form) along with her instead of the random PS backup dudes#(she went after her in the time she split from Denji and Nayuta. as before that Mao was dealing with the followers at the csm church#alongside Katana and Nail. she tried to see if she could revert the transformed humans back to normal but it's sorta like fiend logic#so she couldn't do much other than cure their injuries since they're pretty much just devils by that point)#back to present time. Fumiko sends Mako to attack Barem#she injuries and throws him to the ground but then Whip appears and makes a huge dent in a side of her head before cutting Mao in half#hence why the blood and ripped clothes she has in this drawing#so Mao is down. temporary as she isn't fully dead but can't to much other than keep moving the clock pointers around and regenerating#Barem tries to choke Nayura and Fumiko shoots him in the head. then the fight between Denji and the weapons + the subsequent mess#with the random citizens attacks him happens pretty much the same#Fumiko leaves Nayura on her own and when she looks to the side she sees Nao crawling in her direction#she asks her to give her some time and she'll be able to fight again. so Nayuta starts killing people and by the time Barem gets the mob#to go kill her Mao is back at full strength and fights back to defend her. subsequently the two of them escape#so Mao is helping Nayuta on whatever she's currently doing. if she's alive that is#if it does turn out that Nayura is dead dead then i may leave Mao with the devil hybrids for the time being. they have a weird relationship#csm#csm oc#chainsaw man#csm part 2#hyena scribbles#Mao Masashige#Nayuta csm
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Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.
Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.
#my characters#waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit#deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee#and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name#deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c#man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while#he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair#ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so#its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons#but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me#and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not#fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew#and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable#while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts#and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed#so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en#so you know maybe its that idk#and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now#and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it#and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad#that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal#and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it#the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer#anyway story time in the tags again#im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note#its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him#he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times#and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea#and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you
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literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble
#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!!#MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U.#their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable#mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt#his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast#and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics.#like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move#but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult#like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’#i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!!#but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes#sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book.#like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic.#anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png#maeve speaks#playchoices#choices#pixelberry#choices alpha#channing lowe#markus barnes#side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc#but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch#he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER?#even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL#and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy#is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.
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also he doesn't strike me as the type to bother burying bodies
#dragon ball#dragon ball z#vegeta#prince vegeta#vegeta iv#i mean. sometimes he eats them#i feel like that's a part of canon that goes underrepresented in fandom#vegeta is introduced eating someone#like it was a pretty insect-y someone but. very clearly still humanoid-ish#and he didn't cook it either he was just nomming on some dude's ripped-off arm#this is never - and i mean NEVER - brought up again#but it lives on in my heart and soul#frieza: i don't need a corpse disposal system; all i have to do is starve vegeta for a week and he deals with it for me!#i wonder how many times vegeta's had to stop himself from saying ''is anyone else gonna eat that'' after the gang kills someone#on an entirely unrelated note#whatever happened to all those cell jrs
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Yo! Here's a WIP for you! (just pretend it's Wednesday or something. time isn't real and our modern perception of time was created and implemented to control and exploit the working class for the rich and powerful. anyway. here's my wip!)
just some things i wrote in between school! the paragraphs are kind of related, and kind of not. I initially had the thought and intention of it being a bigger one shot to post on ao3.. but i got stuck.. so, here! some Ice paragraphs!
#ice: im not nice!#mav: heart eyes and drooling#me: whatever dude can u just try to be normal.. ur scaring the locals... thanks#i explore ice.. some more.. he's a little thing in my jar rn... and i'm shaking it back and forth and tapping on the glass#“acquired taste” why don't u just kill me what does that even mean like what#icemav#iceman#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#maverick#top gun#stopthatfool writes#instead of doing schoolwork...#RAHHHHH!
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saw a bitch ass motherfucker (wolfs42)'s art earlier today. Did not expect to ever see that fucker again
#words on the wind#for context. yadayada harassed people and accused them of stealing his characters even when they didnt#explicitly gave someone permission to take inspo from an ALT PALETTE DESIGN that HE WASNT EVEN USING#and then when they did that he said they stole his oc and acted as if he'd always used the alt palette he never used#i also have experience with him!#some ppl of his species community harassed me for upwards of a month!#because i ...... traced something. i was like 12. dude#way to teach someone not to trace. couldve been nicer about it rather than hounding some random kid who made a mistake#didnt even mean to use that version either. it was for practice and i never noticed i saved that instead of the one i drew myself#whatever. kills him#dont like this fucker#also lots of other things. i think exposing minors to suggestive/nsfw content
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when ppl were like ya lady shiva loves tim drake they were literally not kidding at all
[image description: two panels from robin 1991, featuring lady shiva and tim drake as robin. in the first panel they’re on a catwalk. she’s saying she’s here. and then, as she approaches tim, she says ‘kill him, little bird. kill him and become a predator.’ tim says ‘i thought you wanted him, shiva. you wanted to be the baddest of the bad.’ the second panel is a close up of shiva. she says ‘but i will be killing him. aren’t you my weapon? my instrument of death? say you are mine.’ end description]
#i rant#dc#tim drake#lady shiva#btw right after this tim walks away & she kills a dude & tim's like whatever i'm done w this shit#he's like 'fifty stories is a long way to fall' and just walks away!! wtf#and i'm like 85% positive he slingshotted a bolt into some dude's gun which exploded & killed him but i could be wrong.#it sure looked like the dude was dead anyway but idk
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The Rookie really been trying to make the Nolan/Lucy relationship thing work huh
#I am on ep 9 and just went I thought they dropped that plot point BOOM they had sex#unbelievable#Like I love the show so far and West is my boy my favorite I will kill for him#But is SO HARD to watch when they keep pushing the Nolan/Lucy agenda in my face dude#You want me to act like their age cap is ok???? Or their relationship overall?#Lucy deserves better than whatever they're doing with her character right now#And honestly? It would've been nice if Nolan didn't have a love interest during the first season at least#Show us some self healing before jumping the gun yk?#Alas is truly hard to write a show without any romance in it huh#the rookie#the rookie season 1#lucy chen#john nolan#I have no clue what their ship name is nor do I wanna know
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*starts violently sobbing*
#so i went to this thing tonight.#it was like. a family night thing at this summer camp my brother’s at#and one of the counselors.#HRHRFGGGHHJ BITING MAIMING KILLING HE WAS SO.#HE HAD FLUFFY BLACK HAIR AND HE KEPT FLIPPING IT AND ISTG I ALMOST DIED.#and he was SO LAME#HE WAS WEARING MIS-MATCHED SOCKS#AND WHEN THEY DID DANCES HE DID EVERYTHING LIKE A MOMENT TOO LATE#AND HE FELL OVER AT LEAST TWICE#he was so fucking pathetic i desire him carnally.#AND I AM NEVER GONNA FUCKING SEE HIM AGAIN.#BECAUSE HE WAS JUST. SOME RANDOM FUCKING GUY AT MY BROTHER’S SUMMER CAMP#dude and i looked so good today 😭😭#and i swear i caught him looking at me a few times (i’m delulu)#whatever#i’m fine#(i’m not fine)#crying sobbing going to sedate myself#meredith talks
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You know, we never got an explanation for what the little Eye Guys are
What if they're the previous inhabitants of Egg Island Purgatory?
Wouldn't it be weird if there were suddenly more of them running around tomorrow?
#The mostly joke theory here is that the people who die turn into the Eye Dudes#It would still kill them off#But give them something to do instead of just getting banned or whatever#In actuality it'll probably gonna be them getting sent to some Heaven or Hell-like world#But again wouldn't that just be interesting??#qsmp purgatory#qsmp#qsmp green gay ninjas
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What if Rhys and Tim met after the Handsome Jackpot events and became friends...........
#life could be dream..........#idk i just think about rhys making a new prosthetic hand for tim and both bonding over The Trauma(tm)#obviously there'll be some weird tension at first since. y'now. *gestures at tftbl*#you don't just befriend some dude who looks like the hologram who tried to kill you at first meet#and i think about moxxi and tim becoming friends too...... augh#i just rly want my lil man to rest. and get weird with it. like everyone else did#buddy tries to learn how to bartend and it ends disastrously. he learns how to apply makeup to hide the broken mask#he's the most cringefail background character of whatever place he's at :')
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legitimately what the fuck am i doing
#i swear to god if my friend actually checks my tumblr today i am going to kill myself#like i don't want her seeing the shit i'm talking about#ok so that wasn't what this post is about but whatever#i need a better hidey hole in my room#rn all i have is behind some books on my bookshelf#but books gets moved#i wish there was like a hole in the wall or something#maybe i could figure something out with an outlet#like that's prolly dangerous#but idc#should i try body tape binding again#i have like no tape left but i could sneak some from the pantry i'm sure my mums stocked up#hhhh fuck i'm gonna lose my mind#i'm just stream of consciousing this shit now#hey dude (you know who you are) if you saw this NO YOU DIDNT#if you saw any of my previous posts actually#they'll get buried soon whatever#original post#rant#sorry
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why are we shipping lang qianqiu with ANYONE at all
#let some characters stay single oh god#he doesn't have chemistry with anyone in the novel#and im pretty sure whatever some of y'all are seeing in the donghua#is nothing. maybe they're FRIENDS#have you thought of that? the concept of FRIENDship#sorry sorry if you're a lang qianqiu/xyz shipper keep doing your thing you're lovely have fun <3#BUT IF YOU'RE NOT#please tell me im not alone good lord#the amatonormativity is KILLING me. why cant he be a single dude. whats wrong with that#maybe he's aro and/or ace. maybe he's not interested in anyone#maybe whoever he loved is already dead#so many possibilities#but y'all want to ship EVERYBODY#it's giving jiang cheng/xyz ewwwww#again no hate to any jiang cheng/xyz shippers#but I'M ANNOYED#tgcf#mxtx#heaven official's blessing#anyways im omw to skim through the novel once again and write a Lang qianqiu centric fic BBYE#swan stuff
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#THAN WHATEVER HAPPENED ON X??? 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪#OHHHH BOY OH BOY#kill kill die die die#i'm sorry as much as i was happy to see elma get some love in xc2 everyone's models in xc2 looks atrocious like what the fuck#especially shulk and fiora#like i saw elma's model when they first announced it and i was like :'v#they massacred my girl#i'm glad they changed it up for xc3 because wowowowow#the dude that posted it might just be trolling but it still was enough to make me want to go insane#xenoblade#xcx#xc2#junk#if we ever get an X remake or X-2 i hope they don't go down the same route style-wise that they have for XC1DE and XC3#like...X just doesn't go with that style!! :/ yuck#also is tanaka the one dude that keeps making every girl have the same goddamn face in XC3 lmao
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