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#KlamaricCrumbs PT III
PETAK, 22:04
#Skam#Sram#Skam Croatia#Nora Klarić Šelem#Roko Maric#Nora x Roko#SkamRemakesEdit#Sramhr#SramEdit#SRAM s1#SRAM 1x04#Klamaric#Klamaric Crumbs#the first time I saw the clip I thought Roko was smoking I’m so glad he wasn’t#also can this girl go vape very far away from him?#I mean if she wants to damage her lungs that’s her problem but do it somewhere else#kids these days man#seeing these parties I feel like an old lady ngl#ANYWAY BE MORE SUBTLE ROKO#My Creations
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Wait lmfao I don’t like bringing drama to the TL but this clearly needs to be repeated again.
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.
I cannot stress that enough as it is extremely inappropriate.
But to have the audacity to actually MESSAGE me asking me to repost your SMUT FIC?! Girlypop are you out of your fuckin mind?!
Where is yo mammy chile?! Cause she need to whoop yo ass😭
(Not to mention they weren’t even following me… which clearly isn’t even the issue now. But idk I just think it’s rude to ask someone you’ve never even interacted with to reblog a fic from a fandom they don’t even write for/have interest in… where they do that at?!)
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in bed fighting for my life ten mg deep trying not to think about the little girl who told me i'd see the devil in my bedroom tonight
#SHE SAID IT SO MATTER-OF-FACTLY TOO#OH BY THE WAY THE DEVIL'S GOING TO HAUNT YOU TONIGHT#OK BYE#KIDS THESE DAYS MAN
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part 2 of giving bruce dad core attributes starting with forgetting which child has what dietary requirements.
bruce: here you go damian your lactose free meal
damian: father i’m vegan drake is lactose
bruce: tim is?? aw shit *hurries to find tim*
bruce placing down a piece of paper and a pen: ok everyone write their dietary needs on this please so i can give it to the caterer
dick: how can you not remember 😭
bruce: because there’s so many of you
tim: alfred remembers
bruce: alfred doesn’t count i’m pretty sure he’s not human
bruce: is duke still allergic to honey?
tim with his head in his hands: bee stings he’s allergic to bee stings
dick: damian is vegan
bruce: what? i thought steph was vegan?
dick: no steph is vegetarian damian is vegan
bruce: jesus christ
bruce: oh he can’t have that he’s allergic to peanuts
dick: what no i’m not?
bruce: yes you are
dick: i’ve never been allergic to peanuts where did you even get that-omg bruce jason was allergic to walnuts!
bruce: was???
#he’s not neglectful he’s a busy man with wayy to many kids#dietary restrictions are hard to remember my brother forget he was celiac the other day#batfam#batfam headcanons#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#duke thomas#bat family#dc#headcanon
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i saw your username in the corner of my eye and thought it said “fatbabydamian”.
THIS MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING 😭 i dedicated a csp file called fatbabydamian bc of you ty
#o my god tysm for informing me it made me smile the whole day#ask#he's trying to take his first steps lol#damian wayne#talia al ghul#babian#fatbabydamian#batbabyart#unrelated but man whenever a character has the dangly snot i always think of this one kid from Wind Waker lol
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My tumblr sexy man wall
#boyfriend to death#ren hana#btd strade#lawrence oleander#br<3ken colors#delivery guy#damon#rasmus#rottendinner#the price of flesh#tpof#celia lede#derek goffard#mason heiral#the groom of gallagher mansion#elias gallagher#dachabo#somethings wrong with sunny day jack#sunny day jack#blooming panic#my dear hatchet man#lovers trophy#lurking for love#14 days with you#error143#date with death#14dwy#the kid at the back vn#your boyfriend#yb peter
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MC's kindergarden . . . ↷
Yanderes as toddlers AU
GN!Reader as a teacher who doesnt get paid enough for this.
CW: just a bunch of weird kids wanting to marry their teacher, keep scrolling
Sunny Day Jack.
the golden child, the angel of the classroom, he is a little devil in disguise, getting his classmates into trouble so that his teacher thinks he is the best
he looks like a mini teacher, he teaches colors to his classmates and shares everything (except the teacher)
uses guilt to convince his teacher, but with that little face and red cheeks, who wouldn't fall for it?
a very intelligent child but he is selfish, he learned to steal cookies from the kitchen and has not told anyone
he gives part of his lunch to his teacher, he likes to eat and sit next to him, he is the child who gives bouquets of flowers picked from the playground (MC already scolded him so he should look for other places to get flowers)
MC doesn't usually scold him often since he manipulates and makes kicked puppy eyes to get his way, a mini bastard
John Doe.
probably autistic and socially anxious child, very attached to MC, they must always accompany him to go to the bathroom, he eats in the classroom during recess time while MC teacher accompanies him
this is the child you have to make sure doesn't go through the trash or eat the crayons
he is actually a very sweet boy, MC usually combs his hair before school so it doesn't bother him, for some reason Doe always has it tangled and dirty
he can't count to 10 with his hands, poor thing
cat-like affection, gives insects or interesting things he found on the playground to his teacher
when the children play house, he is the mascot
Alan Orion.
boy obsessed with outer space, his lunch box and clothes are full of planets and stars
wants to impress MC with his knowledge about space, he usually tells them facts about galaxies and constellations during classes
MC of course would notice certain marks on Alan's little body, he would feel protective of the child (llamen al dif)
he steals things from his classmates, he was already scolded several times by MC
animal lover, once brought a moth he found on the playground into the classroom and Doe ate it, he cried for thirty minutes while MC comforted him
when he plays with puppets he pretends that one puppet is him and the other is MC, usually his games are of them getting married and living in the forest
Peter Dunbar.
a very sociable child simply because he is indifferent to all other people other than MC, he enjoys causing mischief to his classmates who play with MC
MC has to make sure Peter doesn't bite his fingers or scratch his face, a habit he has while concentrating
Peter looks like a bald rat when it's very hot weather, which MC finds funny, but they still puts sunscreen on him so the boy doesn't get sun-burned
even though there are many things that Peter doesn't like, like swimming, fruits or singing, he would do it for MC, adding the biggest embarrassment of his life by doing group dance with his classmates but happy to see his favorite teacher smiling
he would bring sweet lunches to share with his teacher, lying by saying that it is too much and he can't eat it all by himself (Peter loves sweet lunches but he loves his teacher more)
probably draws him and MC on the board with lots of hearts around them, causing the other kids in the classroom to start crying because they want to be the only ones for MC
Ren.
a cutie with his teacher, a bastard with everyone else, he knows how to maintain that image very well to fool MC
he sneaks into the staff room to see you, very attentive, isn't he? sometimes he leaves small gifts on your table
fights with Peter every time he tries to get him in trouble with the teacher, he must maintain his good boy reputation for you to love him!
the last time a girl confessed to him, Ren pushed her into the mud of the playground and made her cry, unfortunately the girl told MC and Ren also cried, not because of the scolding but because he didn't want MC to think that he was bad
once he saw you outside of class time, you were at the supermarket and he panicked because he had fake tattoos that he put on (they came in the packaging of the gum he ate)
MC would come to think that Ren lives in a super religious way since he always draws angels. Ren doesn't draw angels, he draws an angel (you)
Mycheal.
another little manipulator but this one cries every time he tricks MC and gets hugs illicitly (little baby)
he is a very hardworking child in class when it is time to do manual work, he likes to make small paper flowers for his teacher
the baby gets very sad every time he is left out of school projects, he doesn't know why no one seems to like him. surprisingly, he managed to get along fairly well with John Doe until he noticed his interest in MC
usually wraps his tail around MC's leg whenever he feels nervous or sick, that has been an indicator for MC to lull the child
kid who is a cotton candy fan, Peter pushed him while they were playing on the playground and his candy fell to the ground (he cried for 40 minutes)
kitten boy starts purring when MC praises his work
Keith and Tenebris.
as for them, I decided that they were twins in this AU (tenebris still has his blue skin and strange smile), they don't seem to get along very well and have a marked rivalry because they both want MC for themselves
Keith usually hates being in the classroom because his classmates are very noisy, MC has tried to help him with the overstimulation so that it is not an uncomfortable experience, since then Keith loves going to kindergarten
Tenebris does not get along with most of his classmates (if not all), he came close to befriending John Doe and Mycheal because they know what it's like to be treated differently because of how they look, but Doe scared him off by showing him a pair of beetles he found on the playground and Mycheal…well, just by being a liar
Keith is a very dedicated child, he likes to take care of the flowers in the playground with the help of MC, his teacher usually reads books about facts about flowers and apparently Keith is one of the few who pays attention (he cries every time that Jack plucks flowers from the garden to give them to MC)
Tenebris uses a toy guitar from the classroom to serenade his favorite teacher, that always kills MC with cuteness (Tenebris gets angry because it's not a real guitar)
when there are school trips, Keith always takes his teacher's hand and tries to pull them to see everything he finds interesting with them, whether it's a flower or a heart-shaped cloud
Tenebris always takes advantage when playing with swords with his classmates to satisfy his violent need to hurt everyone who likes MC, the game ends up turning into a real battle and Tenebris is scolded
Solivan Brugmansia.
at first glance, MC thought that the boy was always upset and didn't like him being around, but Sol just doesn't know what to do like when he's around his favorite teacher
the quiet child in the classroom, prefers to do his work alone, always takes the opportunity to draw MC with chalk on the playground
the boy is obviously obsessed (and not in a fun way) with his teacher, his parents came to the classroom angry because Sol had his sketchbooks full of sketches of you
you are the only person he allows to hold his stuffed animal, he leaves it with you whenever he goes to the bathroom and asks you to play with it, you don't think it's strange that Sol has a stuffed horse, children have strange toys all the time
Sol is clearly a target for bullying, you know it, you see it, so you have to constantly check that he is not hurt (Peter put gum in his hair once and he cried a lot)
SURPRISINGLY, he is one of the few children who has REAL friends, he has Hyugo, a classmate from another class, Hyugo knows about his crush on MC and is not very secretive, Sol has to cover his mouth or push him to the sandbox to make him shut up
Damon.
puppy love, usually chases other children on all fours and licks snot from his own nose
barks every time someone gets too close to MC but in the end the scolding is always worth it since MC teacher strokes his head when he doesn't promise it won't happen again (it will happen again)
he will believe anything you tell him, he is quite gullible with the things that MC says, if his teacher tells him that he can't dig holes in the playground because giant insects will come out of there that will eat everyone, Damon believes it
sweet tooth, loves chocolate, MC has to be careful with what his students eat, Damon often hides chocolate bars in his pockets and that always ends in MC confiscating the chocolates
Damon has a friend in another class who he calls DG, he is his best friend and again Damon is one of the few kids with real friends in your class, DG knows that Damon likes you but unlike Hyugo he is more secretive
when there are school dances, Damon gives his all, always trying hard, not only because he loves to dance but he also loves when his favorite teacher applauds and praises him
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#yandere visual novel#yandere#yandere x reader#alternate universe#john doe game#yb game#br<3ken colors#mushroom oasis#your boyfriend game#duality game#14 days with you#my dear hatchet man#the kid at the back#somethings wrong with sunny day jack#duality tenebris#duality keith#br0ken colors damon#mushroom oasis mychael#your boyfriend peter#14dwy ren#sdj jack#mdhm alan#tkatb sol#solivan brugmansia#alan orion#sunny day jack
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Most straight relationships in media: “Even though there's no development and no chemistry and we don't look like we love each other that much we'll date because we're straight and that's what we're supposed to do. Right??”
Most queer relationships in media: “If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner.” — “Dying together also included a ‘together’.” — “You changed my destiny from the moment we touched.” — “I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” — “The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon...”
#fucking queer people man....#why must they do this to me#you reached your hand out to me on that day#you changed my destiny from the moment we touched#you're the most important person in my life#if saving you is a sin... i'll gladly become a sinner#goodbye. kiana#honkai impact 3rd#hi3rd#scum villain self saving system#svsss#the song of achilles#tsoa#lego monkie kid#lmk#kiamei#bingqiu#patrochilles#shadowpeach#avis' post#lgbtqia
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#jeongin#i.n#stray kids#skz#bystay#createskz#skzco#staydaily#a9gifs#hyunincorner#*gif#*ccarly#*jeongin#*carly:jeongin#the duality of man etc etc#might not gif hallucination and just give this as my offering for jeongin day LKSDLSLDKG
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I love them very much….. dav pilkey please confirm them we know you want to/J
#I don’t like day 3 for cringetober so I might just skip it shhh….#I love fixating on a little kids book. it’s ok that’s what cringeotber is all about#dogman#dog man#dogman x petey#petey x dogman#dogman fanart#petey the cat#petey#dogman petey#petey dogman#meme redraw#digital drawing#art#fanart#yaoi#:3
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Bang Chan Doing That Move
#chan#bang chan#stray kids#skz#cb97net#createskz#*gifs#*m#flashing tw#i really hate this <3#it did not turn out how i wanted it to but whatever#i honestly like only like....... 5 of these gifs#the other 4 make me wanna cry <3#middle one is a flop but this was the extent of fancams and i had to even steal seungmin's fancam to make the top right lol :sob:#anyway this was inspired by my entire twt tl being clips of this#and so <3#for the stayblrinas... a gift#its ugly but#i wanna stare at him all day oh man#also lets not talk abt how he tugs at his jeans because mgnnnfnjjfjf#1st and 3rd make me want to .#i dont even have words anyway .#enjoy i guess.... even tho i#hate it
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been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff
also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop
#finally decided to do a commission test run u_u#pokemon#trainer lyra#trainer kris#trainer dawn#trainer lucas#rival barry#rival silver#ayalumi#hisuian zorua#luxio#timeskip tag#rkgk#anyway it's sinnoh time !!!#still figuring out their designs and lore but this works for now#god's specialest little guys & their very normal bestfriend who they would kill/die for. up to interpretation who is killing/dying#dawn is the platinum protag who meets giratina and becomes champion#distortion world affected her way more than compared to cynthia and cyrus since she's still a developing kid. but hey cool ghost hair!#4-5 yrs later lucas gets blasted to hisui..lost his memory for the three years he's there and when arceus sends him back he's just like Man#the entire time barry is CHILLING PLAYING HAVING FUN#and forever worried abt his friends ): dawn & lucas are soo nonchalant about what happened to them it's a bit concerning to everyone else#design comments umm the only thing that matters is that they still have their og scarves 👍#and i guesss these are spring/summer outfits. winter dawn gets leggings and big coat ok. she already has too much yin energy#btw i use the cleanse tag as the direct opposition to the spell tag even tho that's probably not a real thing LOL)#oh yea barry wears the tower master ribbon 24/7. tower tycoon in training and won't shut up about it (i love him)#character dynamics i will talk abt that in another post if i feel like it... these days i just want to go replay pla aughh
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It’s been a while since I posted but I did this trend with all my fave Yandere boys. :3
Hope you guys like!
#the kid at the back vn#the kid at the back fanart#tkatb vn#you and him#YouandHim#something’s wrong with sunny day jack#sunny day jack#sdj fanart#glass mind game#glass mind#my dear hatchet man#mdhm alan#mdhm fanart#14 days with you#14dwy#14 days with you ren#yandere
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some morriana to tide me over
#mediocre art for a mediocre time#fanart#leliana#morrigan#morriana#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#just met morrigan in dai and i issed my wife so much its been a game and a half to get to see her again jesus#also keiran is just so sweet#helia come back to you wife and kid man#morrigan x leliana
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Seungmin's solo stage "As We Are", dominATE Seoul.
#stray kids#skz#kim seungmin#bystay#skz gifs#skzedit#stray kids gifs#jesskz#createskz#skzco#kpop gifs#seungminsource#kpopedit#vocalracha#seungmin#staydaily#thestephtag#very very pretty and i love it very much but dreaded giffing it bc of the screens hence why it was what? 2 days? lol#but I gotta pull up for my mans
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Quick MK drawings since S5 kicked me in the balls
#art#digital art#my art#digitalart#fanart#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk mk#lmk#lmk art#lmk fanart#monkey mk#monkie mk#Man i thought s4 was MK's bad day
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