#kids eat free

[cuprohastes]

This is stealing from an employer.

✨Good Work✨

It combines hurting them in their wallet, the only thing they care about, with uplifting people’s quality of life, and in some cases, with food for kids, in a physical way.

Gold star to anyone who chose the path of chaotic good!

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

[funthingsfortoddlers]

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[beingjellybeans]

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[startistdoodles]

I played a new game recently ⌛️✨

[i-eat-deodorant]

i love narilamb shittens everyone should show me their shittens right now

[wearenotjustnumbers2]

Instead of giving the starving kids in gaza food, The UN is giving them toys that look like food. The lowest of the low.

Photo taken by Muhammed Smiry in gaza.

[maryr0y]

[zu-is-here]

as it should be

[3/5] ★ Happy anniversary Dreamtale ★

Dream & Nightmare by jokublog

[napping-sapphic]

Dating me would just be like we either go out for ice cream or stay home and eat ice cream for every single date sorry

[askblueandviolet]

Which one of you can eat more? I will only believe the results when I see them.

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[darkxsoulzyx]

ALL STAFF TO THE WORK FLOOR. PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST CUSTOMER IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE.

You, fine employees, are representing the Fazco. Brand. Please be sure to act accordingly. Thank you for joining us on this grand journey, and have a faztastic day!

[funthingsfortoddlers]

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[bloos-bloo]

The silly and the mass murderer: Q!Saint and Q!Halo

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

SPIRIT IS THREE FEET?! i'm second guessing everything i thought i knew about her. i'm going to have to reread the chapters+asks to make sure i didn't miss anything else.

also, now imagine: monkey duo holding spirit wants[reader] over her head [i think they usually are at least represented as 4 feet minimum]

I know!!! And I'm the one who wrote it!! Like seriously how could I forget that!?

Now as for this little scene I'm a little confused.

Are the Monkey duo holding Spirit over Reader's head? Because that's what I understand. And if Sun and Mac are shapeshifted to be tall they would totally hold Spirit out of reach.

As for their height. Both are able to shapeshift so~ they like to stay at six foot tall most of the time because tall men obviously (I like tall buff men or tall men in general 🩷) and for their lore reason is because it's intimidating.

But their natural height is four foot even for Sun Wukong and four foot three inches for Macaque.

When I write reader I'll probably make it as vague as I can however she's probably about five foot something. In the next chapter I'm going to add a scene reminding myself of Spirit's height!

Hehe~ it's going to be fun!

[pxme-granate]

Cooking Headcannons??

Anah

She's very average for an 11-13 year old; she probably helped the nuns make meals by peeling potatoes or something. I don't think she would do that badly if she tried. I also think that by the end of Hollowpox, she has barista-level skills at making coffee.

Thaddea

No creating, only destruction. If someone does not put food in front of her, she will simply drink the blood of her enemies. Good for her, wish that were me

Francis

Hear me out, he's not actually that good jk. I'd imagine he would try to avoid cooking when he's trying to relax, or at least just make simple comfort food if he wants to feed himself (his standards for simple are probably...interesting, though).

Hawthorne

Great at making little snacks he has to share with Baby Dave, also excellent at making mud pies. Very aesthetically pleasing, not so edible.

Morrigan

Has never cooked a day in her life, has never even looked at a stove; the cook at the manor would always chase her out. She would burn water. Every cooking related conversation she has with Francis ends with him staring off into the distance in horrified silence.

Cadence

Assuming she lives only with her mom and grandmother (and goes to school? did the kids go to a school before wunsoc?? 🤨), she probably only has to cook herself lunch sometimes. So she's excellent at making kraft mac n cheese, and not very good at anything else (pulling from experience here lol).

Arch

Why learn to cook when you can shoplift? jk unless?? I can't imagine him cooking, but I CAN imagine him enjoying a good TV dinner or something. I like to imagine him browsing the frozen meals aisle and picking out the most random and possibly disgusting stuff, like Kids Cuisine Gourmet Shrimp ✨

Lam

She's probably in the same boat as Morrigan...the only saving grace she has is the abiltiy to forsee disaster. Her water may burn, but it will never boil over, yk.

Mahir

I think he might have an idea of basic techniques and what to do in general from studying languages/cultures, but he has never cooked anything before and has no experience. Not quite as bad as Morrigan, but not good either.

Miss Cheery

GREAT at baking; she's only really interested in making deserts and sweets, and every other cooking skill she has is the bare minimum she needs to survive. Undercooked, underseasoned, the whole nine yards.

Roshni

She also has the bare minimum amount of skill you need to survive...she'd rather order something from a cafe and read than make her own food. She has more patience than Marina, at least, so her food isn't so bad.

Jupiter

Maybe he's good at no-cooking-required meals (sandwiches, salads, soups technically) since he has to survive his fancy Captain-y trips somehow. If you actually make him cook something, he will hand you back a burnt crisp that only vaguely resembles the ingredients you gave him.

Squall

I don't think he ever touched a stove before coming to the Republic. The process of learning was nothing short of a disaster in which he nearly starved or died several times, but he's probably good enough now.

[stellewriites]

really fucking grinds my gears how my dad knows just how to make me feel fucking guilty for putting up boundaries and saying no