#kabuto working under sasori is like trust fund phd kid taking frontline service job to feel humble
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Obsessed with akatsuki canonically running as a merc for hire business and its like
step 1. make money
step 2. (irrelevant to the first step) offer top tier S-rank missing-nin bingo book service for dirt cheap values and crash the ninja world market
step 3. World domination
#you can hire itachi as your arm candy daytime boyfriend slash bodyguard for a steep price of only 10 ryos (50 cents)#he wouldve love that bc he get to eat so much sweet (for free). visit so much cafe. not killing anyone#get deidara to blow up half a small village for 5 dollars and a charcoal pencil (he seems happier with the pencil)#orochimaru joining them was like. hot rich girl doing fun summer side job selling a dollar popsicle and looking cute#kabuto working under sasori is like trust fund phd kid taking frontline service job to feel humble#akatsuki
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