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Chinese New Year 2025 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Yakushi and Anko Mitarashi

new official arts

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I finished that ItaKabu fic

huuohhhh summary here, link below, i love you <3

Summary: Shortly following the end of the Fourth Great Shinobi War, Sasuke decides to return to his childhood home in the abandoned Uchiha district, only to find it sealed off. When he breaks in, he discovers that a resurrected Itachi is already living there, with Kabuto as his housemate. Sasuke has rightful claim to his old room, and Itachi needs to keep Kabuto nearby so he isn’t hunted down by the Leaf, leaving Itachi as an undying summon forever. So begins a period of uneasy cohabitation. https://archiveofourown.org/works/31039496/chapters/76676525

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I’m working on a fic called Mending Fences and this is the general premise

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Small Compilation of Iruka being Naruto's dad

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Does the gender of your Tumblr profile pic/pvp/avatar match your irl gender? Yes, No, Nuance.

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Ok so you know how Kabuto had the ninja info cards during the Chunin exams and then they were never brought up again? I like to imagine he had them throughout the entire show and he used them to figure out which ninjas he brought back with the reanimation jutsu and idk I'm thinking about Kabuto sitting in the dark at like 2am looking over a pile of cards trying to strategize

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Naruto Character Sexuality Headcanons

Shikamaru- Straight

Temari- Asexual

Kankuro- Aromantic

Hashirama- Bisexual

Madara- Gay

Tobirama- Aromantic

Tsunade- Demisexual

Orochimaru- Unlabeled

Jiraiya- Pansexual

Pein/Pain- Straight

Konan- Demisexual and Demiromantic

Nagato- Straight

Iruka- Bi Curious

Minato- Demisexual

Kabuto- Unlabeled

Hidan- Bi Curious

Kakuzu- Aromantic

Obito- Straight

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*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

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he got that loser boy rizz only another loser boy could understand

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the answer to whether or not the sannin ever fucked depends entirely on which one of them you ask. according to jiraiya, no, never. according to tsunade, a few times. according to orochimaru, yes, constantly. this is because jiraiya thinks "sex" means heterosexual vanilla missionary, tsunade thinks "sex" means a quick handjob behind a tree, and orochimaru thinks "sex" means erotically charged close quarters combat

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Me seeing kabuto mentioned at the tiniest footnotes of a meta post: TRAP CARD ACTIVATED

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Orochimaru's notifications

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i made that whole post about orochimaru's arms and hands as a sort of allegory for their overall character, but i also just realized that we almost never see other characters interacting with their hands. no casual touches, no hand-holding, not even a momentary contact during a fight. i choose to read that as an allegory for their disconnection from other people; no one's ever really, truly connected with them in a meaningful way. hiruzen took away their arms (took away their personhood), tsunade lightly brushed their hands once or twice during combat (the closest to an actual connection they ever got), and kabuto touched their arms while healing them, and while in combat (connection through pain and struggle).

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kakashi and iruka scenes are few and far in between but the ones we do get are so intimate. like:

they're alone 90% of the time (on the bench, on the roof, in kakashi's office, in that hallway during the wedding episode, during the wedding itself, in iruka's office)

even when they're not, at least one if not both of them have their attention fully on the other (kakashi listening to iruka on the roof with hiruzen, with naruto knocked out in the back hills, at the mission desk, during chuunin exams nominations, in tsunade's office, pain’s attack, vice principal convo in ichiraku, after the graduation exam in boruto)

they're either opening up to or helping each other in most of them (advice on the bench, sincere apology on the roof, tsuande's office with pakkun, during pain's attack, in kakashi's office about the wedding, conversation at the wedding)

there's usually a picturesque background/aspect of some sort framing them in these scenes (the bench with the sunset, standing under flowering trees, in iruka's office in front of a sunset, softer lighting in general)

THE TOUCHING AND BLUSHING AND SMILING AND GAZING. ALL THE TIME. EVERYWHERE.

Even the implied interactions they have in Kakashi Retsuden are like this. The sleep chakra point thing in particular (ESPECIALLY IT BEING ON THE BACK OF THE NECK-- like iruka was not teaching him all that in public, that happened in the privacy of one of their homes or offices)

not to mention the promotional/merchandising materials (of which there are too many to point out but im thinking about the sunflower field one in particular)