being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
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uh, okay. i'm very scared to ask but : rabbit that's not really a rabbit...?
yeah, there's, like. a small god, shaped like a rabbit, that lives in my yard. I would say it's a normal rabbit except it's not. It won't move from my driveway if I'm trying to drive out and it was there first. I can walk up within a few feet of it, and it will turn and just look at me like what do you want? It's the only rabbit that freaks the hell out of all my birds, they CANNOT be directed or communicated with when this rabbit comes around, they will do nothing but stand on alert and stare at it making a soft warning call. I've caught it SEVERAL times now standing nose to nose with one of my peacocks, and it just looks at me and walks away when I catch them. hawks and falcons and eagles and owls constantly pass over my yard, and it is full of rabbits that do not hide from them, and I've never seen evidence of one being taken. You know the moment you walk into a very dark room and maybe it's a room you've been in before and maybe you don't believe in ghosts, but also it's still dark and your little leftover lizard hindbrain goes "anything could be inside of here waiting for me" the second before you turn on the light? It's like that feeling, except in the shape of a rabbit. i didn't ask for any of that.
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anyone remember adam parrish, the bella swan of henrietta. let’s sit and think now…
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Ida pendant
Ida Manson is Constantine's ex
that ended badly and she created magical distancing pendant and a silencing spell that prevents him from talking about her
When Justice League Dark sends Constantine to Amity Park, he can't even enter the city
he sighs, how is he going to be able to explain this without mentioning ida
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something happening on a mission, something personal that has soap spiralling; panic and rage making him reckless, thoughtless, and ghost has to draw the line
“you’re compromised johnny; you know what that means?”
“you’re not pulling me out,” soap immediately snarls. he turns on him and ghost barely recognises him; venomous fear turning his eyes to unyielding ice. "you're not sidelining me; i need to be in this-!"
but ghost has never been afraid of venom; spat or dripped straight from bared fangs.
he snakes out a hand grip the back of his neck, jerking him in a rough shake. "if you can't think, you can't be a soldier," he growls and he flinches like he's been struck.
his lips quiver as they twist in a sneer and he wrenches, trying to free himself of his hold.
ghost doesn't let him.
"it means you give your body to me because your head ain't fucking attached to it anymore."
soap stills, body trembling beneath his hand as he sucks in shaking breaths.
he tightens his grip, pulling him closer and digs his forehead hard into his. “it means you give yourself to me so i can have the weapon that you are and use you the way you're meant to be used."
the ice in soap's eyes fractures.
ghost’s voice drops to a whisper, spoken only to johnny, not this facade of vengeance and pain, and wills it to reach him through the glaciers.
“so i can keep you safe ‘til it’s done and i can bring you back.”
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Yj takes to mocking their mentors behavior after being lectured for being irresponsible and the public’s perception of YJ
Bart is going on about science that no one would understand even if he wasn’t talking at Mach 3 and popping out of no where going ‘flash fact-’ or starting a fight with a villain while eating an entire large pizza
Tim’s whaling on some fucking rogue and dude is 🤏🏾 close to being unconscious and tim goes “😡 now talk” (it doesn’t make it better that the rest of yj is in hysterics)
Anita mimicks the powers of whichever magic user she’s seen or heard most recently unless she gets bored and decides to act out horror movies which just leads to a villain cutting the power but they realize Anita showed up and they’re frantically trying to turn the power back on bc everyone thinks she’s actually possessed
Kon goes full on ‘Fear not, citizen! For I have arrived, a lone kryptonian with naught but justice in his heart’ along with saving one specific reporter first in every disaster (it’s linda and she thinks this is hilarious) he does hero landings and he says all the cheesy hero lines just bc he knows sometimes the medias perception of Clark annoys him (there’s a clip of a fan confessing and Kon goes on about how his only love is justice)
Greta before retirement is saying the lanterns oath before every attack and clowning Tim any chance she gets but Greta after retirement occasionally does crowd control which is just Greta doing finger guns and saying shit like totally tubular and gnarly while leading civilians away from danger or going on long winded rants about planes
Cissie is telling every person she saves that’s at least five years younger than her that she’s adopting them and then paying off some random debt and never speaking to them again or flirting with whichever member of yj is closest/has already taken down their opponent this doesn’t change much when Cissie retires, she just starts filing paperwork to adopt whoever gets second place and she will tell everyone that she’s married to the yj member on the news no matter where she is or what she’s doing
Cassie has a battle axe, a shield, and a lasso and somehow manages to use all three every fight while mimicking Diana’s speech patterns and demolishing anyone that gets a hit on yj (the only thing ww takes offense to is Cassie’s over the top feigned ineptness when it came to technology ‘Suffering Sappho! What is this strange contraption?!’ ‘🤨 my fucking phone??’)
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someone's feeling frisky
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every day i'm haunted by the fact that this man is a whole foot taller than me
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okay so then maybe you just hate when gay men express sexual desires </3
no actually i hate when people joke about someone else’s trauma <3
great guess though!
anyways imagine riding this hard for a man who basically said “you having daddy issues is good and fun for me actually” like?? do you hear yourself
third date and the man is joking about how he can personally gain from your trauma, i’d call the police
plus that’s just such a weird assumption to make, that daddy issues=daddy kink
your man is sexualizing Bucks trauma hours after his father figure nearly died and i’m the weird one for being uncomfortable?
and can i remind you how dismissive he was being leading up to that joke? Buck called Bobby the father he never had and the ONLY thing he can say is “but your father is alive” dude read the fucking room
the man he considers to be a father almost dies and as he’s expressing how scared he was the best Tommy can come up with is reminding him that, actually, his shitty dad is still alive. and on top of that then he goes on to make it about himself (can’t remember the wording but that ‘i’m jealous because my dad sucked and so did my captain’) like dude can Buck talk about anything serious for ten seconds without Tommy being dismissive, downplaying, making it about himself, or making a joke out of it? (hint:the answer is no)
this conversation was less than a minute long and Tommy managed to downplay his feelings, distract from the point, make it about himself, AND make a distasteful joke sexualizing his trauma
it astounds me that this is the man y’all defend so hard
anyways thanks for the message anon <3 it turns out i had a lot more to say about this
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there’s a question to be asked i think about to what extent “getting out” can be conflated with “being saved” in this show, and what freedom actually means to any of these characters.
like you can argue that shiv saved ken by voting against him on gojo, but what if your intent behind saving someone is to inflict a worse punishment than if you’d just left them trapped? can a child weaned on poison survive on milk, or are you just sentencing them to a death by inches, starved of the only thing they know? and if you save someone specifically because you know that being saved is the worst thing that can happen to them, is that kindness or cruelty? at what point does a good thing become a malicious act?
and you can say that roman is finally free, but what exactly is he free from? the company? his father? does unlocking a cage mean saving a dog, or are you allowing him out on the street knowing there’s a kill shelter nearby? if the driving anxiety behind roman is that he’s an idiot and a failure—that he’ll never amount to anything, and trying will only lead to pain—and he’s finally cut loose once all of those anxieties have crystallized into cold hard fact in his mind, what has he actually escaped from? if the cage is in your mind, is it even possible for somebody else to unlock it?
the fundamental truth of a tragedy is that even being saved can be a death sentence, if the characters are incapable of escaping the thing doing them the most harm (themselves and their childhoods)
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lying on the bed forcing yourself to keep still to see just how much pain you can tolerate as they're slowly raking their claws down your back and they get close and go "you're taking the pain so well, such a good boy" and uhhh your brain shuts off??? uhhh yeagh >>>>>> definitely one of the sensory experiences ever of all time thank you, absolutely bluescreened my brain
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the saddest part is, that if it really was ruby accidentally writing the narrative, she must have a part of her that — however irrationally — really believes her mother could treat her like that
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I don't know if it's because of his golden heart, or load-bearing mental illnesses, but Henry is very lucky to still be in Shawn's life cause HOLY FUCK no one deserves that level of patience from a child they trained but didn't raise 😶
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the ppl in the comments learning about new jersey's fucked up little law about new drivers under 21 having to put a red sticker on their license plates until they can upgrade from a probationary license to a normal license. which is to say that 16-17 year olds have to have these red stickers on their license plates alerting everyone around them that they're 16-17 years old. anyways this was introduced in 2010 and from the moment it was announced a lot of parents (my mom included) were refusing to put the stickers on because it's fucking dangerous 👍 literal actual fucking predator stickers.
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I woke up in the middle of the night yesterday just to get the sketch for this down and I've finally finished it today
He will still tidal wave with no warning and no apology v-v
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me: i fucking hate the fanservice in mieruko chan
*chapter 57 exist*
me: *giggling and kicking my feet* haha ❤ nevermind ❤
the fanservice:
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