#kevin the snowman

[bwabbitv3s]

I made a cursed snowman that eats children

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[johnny-dynamo]

Home For The Holidays by JIm'll Paint It

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[mydadlistenstothis]

New podcast episode is up! This week, Juliet the Daughter asked Kevin the Dad what album he completely disagreed with the critics on and the answer was XTC's English Settlement. Will Juliet the Daughter agree or disagree with Rolling Stone? Tune in to find out!

[pha55ed]

War is Over || F1/F2

type :: fluff

tw/cw :: none

contains :: carlos, charles, lando, oscar, max, ollie, paul, pepe

summary :: the 2024 is finally over, which means they get to come home and finally relax with you

xmas celly here! || f1 masterlist || f2 masterlist

Carlos Sainz | 55

Skiing sounded terrifying for you. The risk of injury, the freezing cold, not being to control your movements, all of it seemed so scary. But Carlos peer-pressured you into it, which you couldn't be more grateful for. Although he's already experienced, almost at a pro's level, he still waited for you and taught you everything he knew.

There was no embarrassment in it either. He was so gentle and understanding when teaching you, always holding your hand, tucking your hair back into your cap, and cleaning your visor. It was hours filled with giggling at your mistakes and Carlo's poorly worded explanations.

But in the end, you managed to get the hang of it slightly, only doing small ramps and gliding around. He's never been prouder. He starts filming you like a facebook mom and he WILL 100% post it on his story.

Charles Leclerc | 16

Being so busy with driving makes him unable to do what he really loves, which is piano. So once it's Christmas time, he has get back his skills. But even though piano is usually played solo, he always tries to add you into it.

Either by letting you sit right next to him and sing the lyrics. Or letting you play the right-hand notes while he does the left-hand notes. He's very passionate about his music, always going into long rants about the musical choices he made and his biggest inspirations.

You can't help but just admire his nerdy-ness. It's so fun to hear the calming piano and his long rants, which helps you sleep. Which he doesn't even get mad at, instead he just drapes a blanket over you and continues playing.

Lando Norris | 04

Winter isn't something Lando wants to experience often. Of course, he loves to go snowboarding or watching the snow fall, but his comfort comes from the sun. So when the season ends, he's instantly telling you to pack your bags and prepare for an Australian "winter".

Which is perfect, since that's Oscar's hometown. So now you're stuck in Australia with your dumb ahh boyfriend and Lily's not-as-dumb-boyfriend. But you don't mind, it's great to get a bunch of double date time, discuss the grid drama, and more. Lily is basically your sister, you're almost more excited to see her than you are to see Lando.

But of course, he'll go back home to London with you so you can meet his family and have the true winter experience. He'll play in the snow, make an unbelievably disproportionate snowman, and possibly,,, just maybe,,, make a drawing in the snow with pee...

Oscar Piastri | 81

Christmas time means it's time for him to be his real self: a professional bed-rotter. Going out is so tiring for him, and he's sick of it. So prepare for weeks on end of just staying indoors, cuddling, ordering take out, and debating over movies.

Even though you're staying indoors mostly, it's never boring with him. Mainly because he has awful movie opinions. For example, he watched "Home Alone" with you, only to root for the kidnappers to take Kevin... Or when he was rooting for Voldemort to kill Harry just to thicken the plot.

Truly awful ideas, but you love debating them and hearing his logic behind it. Despite being drama free on the grid, he can't help but love the drama on screen. So, once you're done with every Christmas movie: it's time for Love is Blind, Love Island, and more shitty TV shows with even more shitty opinions.

Max Verstappen | 01

Racing was fun for Max, of course it is. But so is just staying home and being able to be a normal person. He really enjoys having time to himself just to think and enjoy the peace and quiet before he's forced to be back into a world filled with cameras, mics, and more.

So you two just do domestic tasks. Like grocery shopping, picking Christmas gifts, cooking together, and more. It's simple, but he loves it to death. There's been so many times throughout the season where he just wanted to call in sick so he could do something chill with you.

The only con is that he's an awful cook... And awful for grocery shopping... And he's not up to date with the kids,,, and picks the most awful gifts...

But thank god you're there to help! You'll be there to laugh at his stupid mistakes and help him do better, which he loves.

Oliver Bearman | 87

Family is one of the most important things to Ollie. He's who he is because of his family, so be prepared to be with his family almost every single week. Although it was scary at first, his family greeted you with open arms.

His sister loves you and gets to be girly with you. You go shopping with her and talk about the gossip at her school. His brother and you both team up to bully Ollie and prank him. His mom is so sweet and always treats you like her own daughter, giving you the best dinners and gifts. And his dad is so caring towards you, being more protective of you than Ollie.

It makes Ollie start to feel like HE'S the in-law instead of you. But he never complains, instead he's so grateful to have you. He couldn't ask for anyone better.

Paul Aron | 17 <3

You know those dumbass shirts at Walmart that say "Eat, Game, Sleep, Repeat"? That's the exact moto Paul lives by, but except it's training instead of gaming. Which means he's never had the chance to be able to fully relax. Even during summer vacation, he would sneak away to go to the gym or even fucking sneak a hand-grip onto the plane. This man is ADDICTED.

So you help him calm down, which is very needed. You take him to do all the fun stuff that he should be doing. But you know he's very concerned for losing his abs and muscles, so you make sure to make it a physical activity.

This means going to ice rinks, walking for miles in winter-themed towns, and even trying most aggressive ice sports. Things like skiing, snowboarding, and even hockey. Although you're not good at all of them, Paul is there to help.

Despite him just starting these sports too, he's already a pro at it. So now it's a time filled with giggles and laughs as you try all of these new activities together.

Pepe Marti | 21

It's well known by everyone that Pepe is one of the very few drivers in university. So this winter break is used by him to not only study, but also catch up with friends. You and him get to experience and cozy winter, filled with cuddling, procrastinating on homework, and hanging out with friends.

You hangout with not only his university but of course, the trio. Christian and Sebastian are so fun to hang around with and they're super sweet to you. It's as if they're your brothers who annoy the shit out of and Pepe.

100% Chris is the oldest sibling, Pepe is a middle child, and Sebs is the annoying youngest. You guys all mess around by playing stupid games, screaming karaoke, riding carts in Target, and more. Just a true college experience with the nicest people ever.

xmas celly here! || f1 masterlist || f2 masterlist

[centeris2]

oh good lord where do I start, how far back, how obscure, how do I pick just one thing

but if was just one thing it's probably Laverne, who only appeared in the Starshine Legacy comics from like, 2006? 2007?

What's everyone's favourite bit of obscure lore from any part of the SSO franchise?

[space-station-nursery]

𑁯ᰍ Christmas agere questions !!

Below are questions you are free to ask! Just click the "mail time" button and ask away! Be sure to include your anon tag (if asking anonymously) and We will happily answer! ⁺　　○ 　 . 　 ⁺　　✦　　⁺ 　 . 　 ✦ ꒰ 🌨�� ꒱ Would you rather receive 20 small gifts, or 1 giant gift? ꒰ ❄️ ꒱ What's your favorite Christmas song? ꒰ ⛄ ꒱ Hot chocolate or eggnog? ꒰ 🧣 ꒱ Would you rather spend Christmas in the snow, or on a beach? ꒰ 🧤 ꒱ What's your favorite holiday tradition? ꒰ 🕯️ ꒱ White lights, or colorful lights? ꒰ 🎄 ꒱ Would you rather be Kevin from Home Alone or Kate from The Christmas Chronicles ꒰ ⭐ ꒱ Favorite gift you've ever been given? ꒰ 🎁 ꒱ Build a snowman or have a snowball fight? ꒰ 🎅🏻 ꒱ Do you believe in Santa? What are your thoughts on him ꒰ 🛷 ꒱ Would you rather be a Christmas toy tester or a Christmas food taster? ꒰ 🦌 ꒱ Is there a special tradition you partake in on Christmas eve? ꒰ 🫎 ꒱ Christmas play or Christmas carolling? ꒰ 🥛 ꒱ Would you rather wrap 100 presents or sign 100 cards? ꒰ 🍪 ꒱ Do you decorate? What's your favorite part of decorating? ꒰ ⛸️ ꒱ Fuzzy blankets or fuzzy socks? ꒰ 🎀 ꒱ Would you rather ride Santa's sleigh or ride The Polar Express? ꒰ 🧸 ꒱ Do you get a real, or fake Christmas tree? ꒰ 🚂 ꒱ Cocoa plain or with whipped cream/Marshmallows? ꒰ 🔔 ꒱ Would you rather play holiday games, or watch holiday movies? ꒰ 🌲 ꒱ What's your favorite Christmas movie? ꒰ ✨ ꒱ Rudolph or Frosty the snowman? ꒰ 📖 ꒱ Would you rather have a village of elves at your disposal or go Christmas shopping with an unlimited budget? ꒰ ☃️ ꒱ Do you dress in any holiday outfits or have any holiday stuffie's that you dress for the holidays? ꒰ 🥕 ꒱ Candy canes or peppermints? ꒰ 🍼 ꒱ Would you rather lose your voice for the holidays or only be able to speak in Christmas carols?

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[kiwiaok]

hey so in a hypothetical andreil frozen au is kevin the reindeer or the snowman

[ericshoney]

The Boyz Masterlist

Sangyeon

~  Cat and Mouse (Oneshot) (Yandere)

~ Happy birthday Mr leader (Oneshot)

~ “Who the fuck put mistletoe here!” (Oneshot)

Jacob

~ Hide and seek (Oneshot) (yandere)

Younghoon

~ Let’s guess baking! (Oneshot)

~ Quickie (Oneshot) (SMUT) (Part 2)

Hyunjae

~Sweet smell (Oneshot) (Yandere)

~ Not so cocky now (Oneshot) (SMUT)

Juyeon,

~ Fight for your love (Oneshot)

~ Brother!Juyeon (Headcannon)

~ Hands (Oneshot) (SMUT)

~ My Hero (Oneshot)

~Sweet smell (Oneshot) (Yandere)

~ Picture Perfect (Oneshot) (Yandere) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Final)

~ The Model (Oneshot)

Kevin

~ Dark Love (Oneshot) (Yandere)

~ "Who are you drawing?" "Ngh- No one!" (Oneshot)

New (Chanhee)

~ Fashionista (Oneshot)

~ Loving friend (Oneshot) (Yandere)

Q, (Changmin)

~ Best friends bro (Oneshot) (SMUT)

~ Secret obsession (Oneshot) (Yandere)

~ Step brother (Oneshot) (Yandere)

Haknyeon

~ "Do you want to build a snowman~" (Oneshot)

Sunwoo

~ Best friends forever (Oneshot)

~ Brother!Sunwoo (Headcannon)

~ Tattoo boy (Oneshot)

~ Silly Kitty (Oneshot) (SMUT)

~ Stalker Boy (Oneshot) (Yandere) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Final)

Eric

~ Gentle touch (Oneshot) (SMUT)

~ “Hey, I don’t know you but, can you pretend to be my boyfriend?” (Oneshot)

~ A night in (Oneshot) (SMUT)

~ Movie time (Oneshot)

~ The Spy (Oneshot) (Yandere)

~ Double Trouble (Oneshot)

~ What he doesn't know (Oneshot) (SMUT)

All members

~ Snow day (Oneshot)

~ My professors (Oneshot) (Yandere) (part 2)

~ Their singer (Oneshot) (Yandere)

~ Let’s Play - The Boyz. An eleven member mafia group. Dangerous. Manipulative. Mad as a Hatter. Just a few words to describe the criminals. The police have given up chasing them after many failed attempts. The Boyz being too powerful. What happens when two girls just want a little fun and decide to play some games with the most dangerous mafia? (Masterlist) (Complete)

~ The Bad Boyz - Jade Song is the new girl. She has to face new school with new faces. Most of them are friendly faces but what happens when she gets wrapped up with the schools bad boys and one just happens to catch her eyes. (Masterlist) (Complete)

~ Under the moonlight - In a dark, twisted world of werewolves, four omega friends live out their lives peacefully, just trying to blend in. What happens when the four come across a group of betas and alphas? Throwing them deeper into the dark, dangerous world?  (Masterlist) (Complete)

~ Watch it - Ivy and Storm, two girls who run a small drug business, with the help of a few other friends. What happens when the girls learn that the dangerous, crazy and manipulative mafia group, The Boyz, are being set free from prison? (Masterlist) (Complete)

~ Thrill Ride ~ In which a young girl receives a strange letter and is soon thrown into the world of street racing with some overprotective men. (Masterlist) (Complete)

[invisibleicewands]

Michael Sheen narrates our brand-new show for The Snowman Tour

We are thrilled to announce that Michael Sheen has recorded the narration of The Bear, the Piano, the Dog and the Fiddle for us, ready for its world premiere on The Snowman Tour, 2024.

“I get to tell the story of The Bear, the Piano, the Dog and the Fiddle! It's something that I'm really excited to be a part of; the storytelling by David Litchfield is so rich, and the music that has been composed by Daniel Whibley is incredibly beautiful. To be able to contribute to such a lovely family experience this Christmas brings me a lot of joy.” Michael Sheen

Our Managing Director, Rachel Whibley, explains, "It’s been a joy collaborating with award-winning author-illustrator David Litchfield, award-winning composer (and Carrot Productions' very own Artistic Director) Daniel Whibley, and animator Kevin Francis to bring The Bear, the Piano, the Dog, and the Fiddle to life for our audiences.��

"We are hugely honoured that Michael Sheen agreed to narrate The Bear, the Piano, the Dog and the Fiddle!" Rachel enthuses. "He is a phenomenal actor and an all-round lovely human being, and it has been a privilege to collaborate with him on this project."

Michael recorded the narration last week in a London studio, and we are delighted to be able to share a sneak preview of his beautiful narration alongside the animation and music.

Michael Sheen

Michael is a multi-award-winning Welsh actor and RADA graduate known for his extensive work across film, TV and stage, as well as his charity work. His vast film credits include The Damned United, David Frost in Frost/Nixon, Tony Blair in The Queen, Lucian in the Underworld series, Aro in The Twilight Saga, Woody Allen’s Midnight in Paris, and Apostle.

Michael’s numerous TV credits include The Special Relationship, Masters of Sex, for which he was also a producer, Good Omens, Prodigal Son, Quiz, and Staged - the hit lockdown comedy co-created with David Tennant. Sheen's acclaimed stage performances include Amadeus, Caligula, and Hamlet. Recently, he made his directorial debut with The Way and played Prince Andrew in A Very Royal Scandal. He created, co-directed, and performed in the ground-breaking three-day live event The Passion in Port Talbot for National Theatre Wales.

The Bear and the Piano - the book trilogy

The Bear, the Piano, the Dog and the Fiddle, published in 2018, is the second book in the trilogy created by the multi-award winning illustrator and author, David Litchfield. The original book,The Bear and the Piano, took the world by storm in 2016, winning numerous awards, including Waterstones Children’s Book Prize for the Best Illustrated Book of the year. The final book, The Bear, the Piano, and Little Bear’s Concert published in 2020, sees Bear’s international concert days behind him; now a father, his musical adventures continue closer to home. 

The Bear, the Piano, the Dog and the Fiddle - the story

Set in New Orleans with a new cast of animal musicians, this charming sequel is a story about friendship and perseverance. Hector, a fiddle player, and his dog, Hugo, are best friends. They have made music together through good times, bad times and even some crazy times. Hugo is Hector's biggest fan, and when Hector retires, Hugo secretly learns to play the fiddle himself. But when Hugo gets the chance to play and tour with Bear’s Big Band – an opportunity that Hector had always dreamed of – Hector’s jealousy gets the better of him. Will Hector be able to overcome his own disappointment and learn to be happy for his friend?

This heartfelt tale reminds us that there are many different kinds of success. It celebrates the joy and healing powers of music and friendship, and teaches that friendship, like good music, lasts forever.

David Litchfield - the author and illustrator

David is a multi-award winning illustrator and author. David first started to draw when he was very young, creating Star Wars and Indiana Jones ‘mash up’ comics for his older brother and sister. Since then his work has appeared in magazines, newspapers, books and on T-shirts. He has also exhibited his illustrations in both solo and group shows in the U.K, Europe and America. In addition to The Bear and the Piano trilogy, David’s author/illustrator picture books include Grandad’s Secret Giant, Lights On Cotton Rock, T, and Kid Christmas: Of The Claus Brothers Toyshop. David has illustrated books for authors Ross Montgomery, Gregory Maguire, David Almond and Smriti Halls; Miss Muffet, Or What Came After for Marilyn Singer and book covers for Kate Dicamillo, Neil Patrick Harris, Chloe Daykin and many more. David lives with his family in Bedfordshire, England.

“I am so excited that Carrot Productions are adapting my book 'The Bear, the Piano, the Dog & the Fiddle' for their amazing live performance. Seeing my first book 'The Bear and the Piano' come to life on stage in Carrot's previous shows was one of the highlights of my life and I cannot wait to see what these incredible musicians and storytellers achieve with this new book.” David Litchfield

Daniel Whibley - the composer

Daniel is a composer and arranger whose music is heard live each year by thousands of people across the world, featured on TV and all BBC Radio stations. He was commissioned by Aardman to produce orchestral arrangements for all four Wallace & Gromit films and additional material for Wallace & Gromit and Shaun the Sheep in Concert. He wrote music for the 2023 CBeebies Prom and Mr Tumble’s Special Adventure with the BBC Philharmonic. His Musical Story of the Gingerbread Man has had millions of views, and his 10-part CBeebies series, Musical Storyland, was recently nominated for a Royal Television Society award.

“I’ve relished working alongside animator Kevin Francis to create a brand new score for The Bear, the Piano, the Dog and the Fiddle. Expect some very virtuosic violin playing at the performances!” Daniel Whibley

The Snowman Tour 2024

Carrot Productions are excited to be staging not one, but two world premieres for the 2024 The Snowman Tour. Alongside the screening of The Snowman, we will premiere two films featuring two very special dogs - Hugo the violin-playing dog, and The Snowdog himself.

We will be touring to venues across the country this November and December with two different shows. Choose between:

The Snowman™withThe Snowman and the Snowdog or The Snowman™withThe Bear, the Piano, the Dog and the Fiddle

Our shows feature screenings of the films, accompanied live by full orchestra, together with some other festive musical delights, and even an appearance from the Snowman himself!

You can hear Michael Sheen's charming and evocative narration of The Bear, the Piano, the Dog and the Fiddle at venues including: Stockport, Oldham, Derby, Buxton, Guildford, Birmingham, Liverpool, York and Chester. See listings for details.

“It's been wonderful to collaborate with the creatives at Penguin and author-illustrator David Litchfield to bring these films to life for our audiences.” Rachel Whibley, Managing Director, Carrot Productions

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Iconic Holiday Special Series Prep & Landing Get Revived At Disney Television Animation In New Special For Disney+.

Disney has announced at the Annecy International Animated Film Festival that it has greenlighted a brand new “Prep & Landing” holiday special, which is called “Prep & Landing: The Snowball Protocol”.

Stevie and Kevin had a lot of ideas for additional stories starring Lanny, Wayne, and Magee. Unfortunately, Walt Disney Animation Studios seemed to have closed the book on the characters. But now that Stevie and Kevin are at Disney Television Animation on a overall development deal with the studio for new shows,films and specials, they were able to dust off some of their “tinsel” ideas.

In this new instalment of the Emmy-winning holiday specials, the high-tech team of elves from the elite unit known as Prep and Landing is back! When their holiday missions go awry, Wayne thinks he is in BIG trouble with Santa, which opens a vault of merry mishaps from the past. It’s going to be hard to dig their way out of the snowbank this time in “Prep & Landing: The Snowball Protocol."  Stevie and Kevin could only share a storyboard panel from the new special's introduction. Familiar imagery, like a closeup of the Gingerbread Man (GBM) device, was paired with a new gadget: An angel tree topper whose horn to hark doubles as a fire extinguisher, used to put out the flames of a burning snowman. Stevie and Kevin also confirmed that Dave Foley, Derek Richardson, and Sarah Chalke will reprise their roles as Lanny, Wayne, and Magee.

This brand-new animated special is 22 minutes long and has been produced by Disney Television Animation replacing the previous studio of the specials Walt Disney Animation Studios.

The executive producers include Kevin Deters and Stevie Wermers-Skelton.  Colleen Evanson ("Monsters At Work") worked as the story editor/co-producer, and Melissa Kurtz Melissa Kurtz produced the special.  It was also revealed that Hilary Helding ("Monsters At Work") wrote the special and that Shane Zalvin ("Monsters At Work") directed it.

The special is set for a 2025 release date on Disney+.

[paladin--strait]

paladin's christmas/holiday prompt list! 🎄

so excited for my first holiday with you guys 🫶 can't wait to see what you guys come up with! please choose one or more prompts (max three) and a player! some require for you to choose who says the dialogue, but that's pretty easy 😗

🌨️ requests are open ! 🌨️

enter the prompt list here! 👇🧤

prompts ❄️

1. decorating the tree with them

2. first christmas with them

3. baby's first christmas (reader and player have a child)

4. making christmas cookies

5. christmas eve cuddles

6. christmas with his family

7. christmas with his team

8. christmas hockey game

9. buying presents for the team

10. stressful christmas dinner

11. building a snowman

12. snow angels

13. cuddling by the fireplace

14. attempting to wrap presents

15. mistletoe kiss

16. kissing in the snow

17. stuck in a snowstorm

18. christmas proposal

19. making hot chocolate

20. "no more christmas movies!" (you chose who says it)

21. secret santa with the team

22. putting to much tinsel on the tree

23. gingerbread house competition with the team

24. driving around to see all the christmas lights

25. "i can't believe you don't like peppermint." (you choose who says it)

characters available ⛸️🏒

quinn hughes

luke hughes

jack hughes

nico hischer

timo meier

marc andre fleury

matt rempe

cole caufield

trevor zegras

jamie drysdale

austin matthews

connor mcdavid

leon draisaitl

zach hyman

juraj slafkovsky

igor shesterkin

artus silovs

arber xhekaj

kirby dach

kirill kaprisov

kevin fiala

william nylander

vince dunn

artemi panarin

authors note ☃️

(in these short stories, absolutely no religions will be mentioned, i'm just using christmas since it's kinda the universal name for the holiday. if you would like me to use a different name for it, please let me know and i'll be happy to change it for you!)

[aledethanlast]

New conspiracy theory: the sports world is 70% convinced Neil is a siren or something, the way everyone is obsessing over him

He got Kevin Day to go and recruit him in person in a nowhere town, he got Jean Moreau to literally pay people in order to get in touch with his phone-hating ass, he got his entire team to be totally chill with learning he’s been lying the whole time and is actually the son of a notorious murderer, and more. Jean, who probably was never seen being all that social with people, is practically begging Neil to talk to him; I want even the former Ravens, especially those who graduated before Neil rocked up, to be all ????? about things. Someone asks them about the whole Jean-Neil dynamic and they’re utterly baffled because they’ve never heard Jean say a word off of the court, much less go to these lengths to talk to someone

Neil can sell a space heater to a snowman and nobody's sure how he does it.

The die hard fans are convi ced that when Riko died Neil inherited the Crown of Exy or something because the best players in the country keep doing everything he says and seem to ask for his permission for any major career move.

(In reality Ichirou will never deign to talk to Kevin or Jean so anything exy related has to be discussed by the two of them. It's a very neat power move and Neil absolutely hates it.)

Other players quickly realize that beneath the aloof exterior, he's brilliant, loyal and curious. He can be the straight man to your comedy act or he can be the worst enabler you've ever seen and you never know which it is until its too late.

Owners and managers tho...yeah there's only so many times you can drag a fucker into a disciplinary review and let him leave with a pay raise before you consider a restraining order. His coach asks the team captain whether Neil should be next for title and the dude goes oh hell no, none of this works if the team knows what he's doing. And the coach says wait what is he doing. And the captain days don't worry about it. So yeah they live in fear.

[thorn-thorny-thorn]

Xmas doe head cannons because he's my comfort character:

Two: realtors, house consumption, kidnapping

❤ steals your sweaters. He'll wear nothing under them even if they're comedically big. If they're too small he'll tie it around his neck country Club style.

❤speaking of which he doesn't own a coat because he's naturally warm. He'll put you in so many layers of jackets and coats that you can't move.

❤love's Snow. Won't come back inside. You might have to drag him in or offer cuddles.

❤ he likes hot choccy. He doesn't let you drink egg not because he heard raw eggs harm humans.

❤ he loves Xmas movies. His favorite is the Grinch because he relates to being an outcast.

❤he hates home alone. Reminds him of talo and other realtors in uncanny valley. He thinks Kevin is the House's human and setting traps for the robbers so the house can trap them.

❤ tries to bake cookies and fails. Ask the neighbors how to cook cookies. They teach him

❤ thinks Santa is real.

❤ likes decorating

❤he wants to ethier eat or attack the Xmas tree. He wants you to decorate him like one too!

❤ loves driving with you so he can see decorated houses.

❤ all year he writes down everything you want. He's been preping. Gets you as much as he can. He thinks he's competing with Santa to get you the best gift.

❤if you have guests over, he'll try to socialise but it's overwhelming

❤ waits for Santa. He wants to steal the sleigh

❤he always asks for you for xmas

❤ doesn't understand why people hate "all I want for Xmas is you" he loves the romantic themes of the song

❤keeps asking what you want for Xmas despite his long list

❤would think mall Santa's were real santa

❤ helps you clean the house, or tries to. He's not allowed in the kitchen so he can't help you cook.

❤ can't figure out wrapping paper. He's wrapped himself up on multiple occasions. He kinda just hides your fresents around the house and they're covered in bows.

❤Covers your bed in glitter and calls it "Xmas dust" he'll vaccum it later though.

❤would be suspicious of elf on the shelf. Would chuck it but he doesn't want to touch it and make it lose it's magic.

❤ would kidnap someone you hate and give them as a present not understanding how that's wrong.

❤ he would try to build the biggest snowman.

❤ if in a Snowball fight he'd protect you, but try to obliterate those kids. He doesn't mean to make them cry but does so anyway.

[ot3]

who would you cast as who if the riverdale cast was forced to make a homestuck movie

keep in mind that the answer to this is different than the answer to who i would kinsign who. with that said.

cheryl - vriska obviously

jughead - karkat because hes the only person who can convincingly get through all of the manic and colorful ranting.

betty - terezi. her latent crazy allows her to deliver terezi's lines with the appropriate amount of pathos and she and cheryl play off each other well for those iconic scourge sister moments.

veronica - rose because she can bring a lot of personal experience having a passive aggressive battleground with your wealthy yet difficult parents to the role.

archie - john, because despite being not nearly nerdy enough for the part his boyish charm leaks out of him enough to play the likeable lead. also lets him tap into some daddy issues.

toni - i think she could be a good jade.

kevin - insists on playing dave because he only trusts himself to manifest dave's poorly masked homosexuality.

penelope blossom stars as snowman anonymously, wearing a full-body morph suit as she is currently still wanted for murder.

[conchiferrous]

awh man

[IMAGE ID: Kevin and Rolf from Ed, Edd n’ Eddy build a snowman that gets ruined by Wilfred barreling through the snowman’s body at high speeds. Wilfred looks panicked and wall eyed like he doesn’t understand what he’s done, and bits of snow trail off of him. Rolf and Kevin both look at Wilfred, surprised. They’re both wearing their cold weather outfits. The snowman is shorter than the both of them, it has a dirty bomber hat, rocks for eyes, a sausage jutting out from its nose, and two branches for arms. The sky is a dull green and the snow is a pink tinted off white. All characters and props are colored in a flat off white. END ID]