#kermit is like. my THING
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i posted this then immediately got caught up in other things LMAO anyways. BEHOLD:
do u guys wanna see the earrings i got from hot topic today
#eheheheh#im so happy i got them#kermit is like. my THING#for abt five halloweens i was kermit#shut up shay!!#i was dark kermit for a few and then goth emo kermit and then fairy kermit#take that as u will#anyways#going to ramble and say im sorry for not posting any writing in a hot min i have been soooo unmotivated lately ahaha#kinitopet au outline needs massive reworking and it sapped all my energy to do like. anything#</3 and ive been reading alastor fic nonstop 😔#something about characters who r eternally smiling idk#but! hopefully after this week once my uni events die down i can pick at my wips!#summer camp au i miss u
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You’ve seen moth!jon and cat!jon, but have you seen
KERMIT!JON ?!?
#I’m making this a whole thing btw#like imagine the Magnus archives was turned into a movie#but it’s a muppet movie#I’m gonna draw more scenes so if you have any suggestions PLEASE ask/comment/reblog with them#(and I still do not know how to feel about my creation)#(I’m in awe but idk if it’s like horror awe or like proud awe)#anyways#kermit the frog#kermit jon#the muppets archives#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#tma fanart#jon sims#jonathan sims#the archivist#jarchivist#muppets fanart#jim henson#muppet#artists on tumblr#traditional art#traditional fanart#horror podcast
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Kermit and Josh groban rivalry is my favorite thing ever
#get his ass#the muppets#josh groban#I’ve seen people say Josh sounds like a muppets and. duh. why do you think he’s always in muppets things#sillies#my art#got new colored lead I love it sm#kermit the frog
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Off leash walkies in the wind and rain. Zaku totally rocked it! Huge milestone for him.
#zaku terv#belgian tervuren#kermit#dachshund#also I am not going to lie the second photo is making me emotional#I have 6541068409840984065 photos exactly like this of bindi#standing in that exact pose in this exact area#it just makes my heart so full when he does the things she did#I'm glad I get to share these windy blustery days with another shepherd
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I was just trying to figure out how I want to draw everybody but I had L04 on and it turned into the bit at the end
#mission to zyxx#it was just supposed to be a quick scribble but then i colored it#and i had a horrible time trying to figure out timelines#bc the mullet thing happened mid s1 as far as i can tell#but then alden apparently said the hair rejected him or smth#and this was between s1 and s2 so I just drew him like s1 pleck#(no stubble-alliance haircut)#but i still don't know how i feel about that#ooh and i forgot gap teeth here but i'm still debating that#pleck's base design and dar's design i feel pretty good about in terms of how i imagine them#nermut's is okay too though I need to work on angles#in my head he looks Kermit-ish. not cause the names rhyme. he just exudes that energy#c-53 i have no clue. i think he would've been in the enforcer frame here#and i suck at robots#so he kinda looks like someone was operating off a loose memory of shockwave from transformers#(because that's what happened)
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literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble
#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!!#MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U.#their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable#mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt#his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast#and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics.#like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move#but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult#like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’#i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!!#but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes#sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book.#like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic.#anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png#maeve speaks#playchoices#choices#pixelberry#choices alpha#channing lowe#markus barnes#side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc#but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch#he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER?#even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL#and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy#is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.
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Having a long stretch of Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot + lifelong Muppet brainrot resulted in me realizing I'm just RP'ing Tavstarion with the same dynamics as Kermiggy: A short, green-clad person just trying to keep everything together, make sure nobody blows up, while also secretly being smitten with a beautiful attention hog.
#female tav#tav x astarion#kermit x miss piggy#baldur's gate 3#the muppets#men in dresses#I know the dress is very jessica rabbit but I think my tav does feel like the roger to his jessica#tried to recreate the 80's-90's miss piggy outfit because that's what I grew up with#my tav doesn't play banjo but it didn't feel right doing a kermit parody without one that's like his thing
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I had to go back to get them...
And the booth also had the other two books! I now have a complete set
#ill most likely be posting more photos of the doodles soon#the muppets#muppets#kermit the frog#tales of a 6th grade muppet#my things
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Why is he cute like kittens
#barks#gonzo#very upset lately and I’ve latched onto gonzo like a leech#last month it was rowlf#you can chart these things based on my art output#(I’ve been drawing gonzo a lot I just haven’t been posting him)#maybe in April I’ll have#like a fozzie era or something#I don’t know#kermit is my favorite character to draw which may surprise you based on how many pictures of rowlf I’ve posted#gonzo is about third in that regard
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Headcanon that Donnie can imitate Kermit perfectly 🐸
That was my stupid HC of the day. You're welcome~
#he's just a silly boy who wants to do silly things#especially when he's so fuckin' done and tired with a project#he'll be rambling in kermit's voice like 'oh silly old thing. oh well time to fuckin throw it in the trash'#stupid hc of the day#I'll try to post one hc like that everyday - or as much as I can in the week#I wanna get my brain juices going
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Incorrect ST Quotes Pt. 5
ft. real convos from my roomies <3
continuation of the Rock Talk:
Eddie: If I were a rock, I would want to be a middle-depth ocean rock
Steve: *deep sigh. he takes a seat. he knows he'll be here a while*
Eddie: ...when I first started thinking about this, I thought I would want to be a rock in a shallow stream. Sounds nice, right? the current washing over you, tumbling through the water...
Robin: *horrified gasp* But what if someone picks you up and throws you?!
Eddie: Aha! Exactly! I do not want any grubby child hands on me. So then I thought I might want to be a deep sea rock, keep warm near a volcanic outlet,
Robin: But it would be so dark!
Eddie: Great minds think alike, Buckley. That's why I settled on mid-depth ocean rock-- I would be far enough out that people wouldn't disturb me, but I would still get some sunlight. Best of both worlds!
Robin: Wow.
Eddie: What kind of rock would you want to be, Steve?
Steve: I wouldn't want to be a rock, you dorks.
#stranger things#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve x eddie#robin buckley#stobin#platonic stobin#platonic with a capital p#incorrect quotes#incorrect stranger things quotes#kermits creations#I've had this exact conversation at least 3 times#my roommate has been dreaming about becoming a rock since she was like 10#I don't know if I should be worried or impressed
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⚠️JUJUTSU KAISEN SPOILERS ⚠️
Front Back
As soon as I saw the prompt my mind immediately went to this
#art#drawing#my art#my drawing#draw#digital drawing#digital illustration#ibispaint#yuji#yuji jjk#jujutsu kaisen yuji#yuji jujutsu kaisen#jjk yuji#yuji itadori#itadori yuji#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk yuuji#itadori yuuji#yuuji#idk what’s wrong with his eyes looks like a crack head/ Kermit#I swear the things that are supposed to be don’t look like they are what’s it supposed to look like#if that makes any sense#I kind of want to make a joe/Sara ver#•_• I forgot abt spoiler warning for a sec 😅 my bad
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muppet psycho 100... 2!!!
#mob psycho 100#mp100#hanazawa teruki#teruki hanazawa#muppets#the muppets#gonzo#camilla#my art#for clarification: she doesnt think gonzo would blow up the world on purpose#it would be an accident and kermit would be like GONZO YOU BLEW UP THE WORLD#and gonzo would say whoopsy! and do the anime head bonk thing
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Babydog had a really rough Fourth of July. He was totally happy to sleep through my neighborhood's "Let's Go Insane and Try to Burn Everything Down for Seven Hours" party, but had to pee in the middle of it. He was looking around at the display with interest when my next-door neighbors set off several of those illegal mortars basically on top of us. Zaku got really scared (me too! those are fucking loud!) and spent the few hours curled up in the very back of his crate, panting and shaking.
@millenniallust4death, @molosseraptor, and Zaku's breeder were all extremely kind to respond to my panicked texts literally in the middle of the night, and all gave me some very good advice. They also assured me that he will probably be okay.
Laura, especially, was extremely kind to sit through me completely freaking out. My sister turned off an overhead fan when Bindi was a puppy and that ruined her on overhead fans for twelve years. Fireworks are much louder than an overhead fan, so I was basically convinced I'd ruined him forever.
Zaku was a bit subdued Wednesday morning, but was basically back to his old self by the evening. We had fireworks again, and I covered his crate and put on some music and he went right to sleep. This morning he was bright and chipper and full of energy.
I'm going to keep an eye on him and make sure he has a predictable week so he has time to process and move on. If he needs counterconditioning, I'll start it in a few weeks.
#zaku terv#belgian tervuren#I hate this holiday#genuinely why do we need to rattle everyone's windows at 2 o'clock in the morning#if it was a an hour or two of the lights and booms it'd be one thing#but seven hours of what sound like actual bombs#is so much#*my* nerves are shredded and I know what the fuck is going on#kermit just sleeps through it#bless him
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given that my two favorite christmas movies are both adaptations of A Christmas Carol one of these years I should really sit down and read the book and then watch as many A Christmas Carols as I can, which will make me deeply insufferable but otherwise accomplish nothing
#I don't know that this even sounds fun to me but I like having Strong Opinions On Things#right now I only have strong opinions on the way my two favorite movies about the same thing compare to one another#scrooge is more fun and has a more lovable bob cratchett (I know I KNOW I'm sorry kermit but it's true)#but a muppet christmas carol is-- weirdly-- darker and more serious in the third act where it really counts#I suspect that scrooge isn't like... a GOOD adaptation actually but I do love it very much#we must go DEEPER. we must RETURN TO THE SOURCE.#for what it's worth I'm 100% sure I have already read a christmas carol but it was so long ago I can barely remember it#about me
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One thing that will never make any sense to me is why we have actors faking accents in movies and tv shows. Like just hire someone who already has that accent? And so often they’ve got British actors playing Americans and vice versa and it’s just never good bc Americans are rarely good at British accents and British actors well.. they’re usually able to pronounce individual words in an American accent but they pretty much always end up mixing many different regional accents together which is extremely distracting so like. Why not just hire someone who actually has the accent the character is supposed to have… having actors fake accents is just unnecessary and never sounds as good as a native speaker would
#I was trying to watch the show Legion with my sisters bc I watched it a few years ago and though the first season was really good#But the main character is played by a British actor playing an American and his accent is SO. BAD. Like.#half the words he speaks sound deep southern and the other half are a mix of New Yorker and midwestern. With some Canadian thrown in there#And it’s just so distracting it makes it hard to watch…#And the thing is there isn’t really any reason his character couldn’t’ve just been British like#if you’re dead set on that actor just let him use his real accent instead of forcing us to endure his painful attempt at an American one#If it’s important to the character that he be American then just hire an American actor like are we running out of Americans? I don’t get i#Anyway. This is why I respect Kermit the frog’s decision to not attempt a British accent as Bob Cratchit in the Muppet’s Christmas Carol
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