#keep it PG

[thestrangestthlng]

That tummy awoke something absolutely feral in me.

i came straight here to talk about oliver's tummy oh my god

GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[whataducktruck]

bro literally everything i see about don quixote is literally batshit insane. like. thought windmills were monsters?? the book is certified crazy and it makes me want to read it all the more

[hater-era]

in all timelines, in all possibilities, only you

[smallpileoftwigs]

ok so apparently to get some privacy from The Eye, you can either remove all technology from your home OR just have sex 🤩

[mischievous-thunder]

That wasn't essentially a jab. The fact that even Kidpool knew that Deadpool Prime could be found with Wolverine's dick in his mouth from time to time says a lot about the idiots in love.

Wade and Logan spent quite some time in the Void. Neither subtlety nor bashfulness is something either of them has in their genes. Consequently, everyone there got to know about their steamy affair.

So, no, Kidpool didn't just make a sarcastic comment. She merely stated a hard fact.

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

*Shakes inbox*

Magic anons?

[edens-sweetie-pie]

Allison “It’s not gay if it’s a threesome with me” Reynolds perfectly scheming to get Seth “I’m not gay” Gordon and Kevin “It’s easier to remain heterosexual” in bed together.

[inkskinned]

one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

[suntails]

WIPs

[gleniferskydays]

Wild swing at s3 Rosé + a strong contender for most self-indulgent drawing I've ever done: RoséHarper redraw (kind of) of a The Guy She Was Interested In page that I drew only bc I was reminded they have a canonical 9" height difference

[crimescrimson]

Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 2 (2019)

[cannedbabs]

In your rewrite, do Felix and Turbo happen to have history together? Or is Felix just extremely hyper fixated on the Turbo lore? (Kind of like a true crime addict)

Sorry I’ve been hit with the “Can’t draw due to school” disease but this was in the drafts of my drawing app so. Small 🤏 doodle page

In short? They have history! I love Hammertastic as toxic exes (on both ends) but I’m not gonna push that narrative since it’s not inherently canon. Basically in the rewrite it can be read as “used to be friends” or “oh. Goodness. The narrative between them they tried to erase but it haunts them like a ghost from their past” etc etc.

MORE BELOW CUT as always <3

((ALL OF THIS LORE EXPLAINED IS MY HEADCANON aka my truth lol YOU DONT HAVE TO VIEW THEM LIKE THIS! ESPECIALLY IN TERMS OF MY REWRITE! I will never force a perspective. For example, Ralph and Turbo know each other in my rewrite too, if you wanna imagine Demolition Derby instead of Hammertastic that’s cool too!))

Felix is NOT fixated on Turbo at all. Even barely remotely interested in him as a concept anymore. But back in the day they bonded over being neighbors and protagonists of their games (Turbo was kinda focused on how Felix ‘won medals’ and found that as mutual ground to stand on. Felix just thought Turbo needed to talk to someone and stepped in 😭)

This horribly started a relationship! Nothing out in the open, despite Turbo being vocal about all of his ‘wins’ (this basically means he didn’t see Felix as a prize to be won). As much as Turbo is painted in a bad light and was the openly toxic one, Felix isn’t blameless. Felix constantly dodged issues, half way viewing a “Just don’t let it bother you!” Mindset which clashed with Turbo’s “confront the system” mindset. Basically whenever Turbo had a problem it was swept under the rug, and nothing was discussed. Whenever Felix had an issue Turbo was either gung ho on confronting whoever caused it (more for his own self image rather than actually HELPING felix) or could half ass trying to convince Felix he is the best (of his game, at least) and would offer to take Felix on a drive to take his mind off of it (Felix never took this offer. Claimed driving ‘scared’ him. Cough no he just didn’t wanna do it cough)

This isn’t to say they didn’t get along or didn’t have a basis for a relationship. Felix cared, and Turbo isn’t heartless (at this point in time at least). The King Candy persona was not out of the blue, Turbo was always silly and ridiculous when he wanted to be (I just forget to draw it LOL) and Felix found all of his antics to be hilarious. I also think this is works well bc Felix never meets King Candy in WIR :] coulda made some connections…

ANYWAYS! All that to say “erm. Maybe!” Teehee I love thinking about them <3 they do end up seeing each other again in the rewrite and ohh!! Boy!!! But that’s for another time

[daily-tango-doodles]

Day 248: 👍

[magicalmyths]

doing an incorrect quote generator and got this:

Odysseus : Alright, listen up you little sh!ts.

Odysseus : Not you Polites. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Spot on.

[animatedtext]

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