#keep it PG

[applehead1988]

Imagine These Hands on Your…

SHOULDERS…totally 🫣🤭

[thestrangestthlng]

That tummy awoke something absolutely feral in me.

i came straight here to talk about oliver's tummy oh my god

GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[whataducktruck]

bro literally everything i see about don quixote is literally batshit insane. like. thought windmills were monsters?? the book is certified crazy and it makes me want to read it all the more

[smallpileoftwigs]

ok so apparently to get some privacy from The Eye, you can either remove all technology from your home OR just have sex 🤩

[mischievous-thunder]

That wasn't essentially a jab. The fact that even Kidpool knew that Deadpool Prime could be found with Wolverine's dick in his mouth from time to time says a lot about the idiots in love.

Wade and Logan spent quite some time in the Void. Neither subtlety nor bashfulness is something either of them has in their genes. Consequently, everyone there got to know about their steamy affair.

So, no, Kidpool didn't just make a sarcastic comment. She merely stated a hard fact.

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

*Shakes inbox*

Magic anons?

[inkskinned]

one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

[suntails]

WIPs

[gleniferskydays]

Wild swing at s3 Rosé + a strong contender for most self-indulgent drawing I've ever done: RoséHarper redraw (kind of) of a The Guy She Was Interested In page that I drew only bc I was reminded they have a canonical 9" height difference

[crimescrimson]

Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 2 (2019)

[daily-tango-doodles]

Day 248: 👍

[magicalmyths]

doing an incorrect quote generator and got this:

Odysseus : Alright, listen up you little sh!ts.

Odysseus : Not you Polites. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Spot on.

[animatedtext]

requested by polercat 

[softly-and-suddenly]

[lumensss]

what am I smoking.

(Based on the “Starscream’s old friend” episode of degeneration one 😭)