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applehead1988 · 7 months ago

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Imagine These Hands on Your…

SHOULDERS…totally 🫣🤭

#michael jackson #moonwalker #king of pop #mj beauty #mj innocent #michael joseph jackson #my hubby 💕#Keep it pg #Rizz #heheehe #mjjforever #mj

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thestrangestthlng · 3 months ago

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That tummy awoke something absolutely feral in me.

i came straight here to talk about oliver's tummy oh my god

GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

#keep it pg #and family friendly #but lord #father who art in heaven #thirsty be thy name #oliver stark #911 on abc #where’s the nom nom nom cartoons?#cuz that’s me

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whataducktruck · 11 months ago

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bro literally everything i see about don quixote is literally batshit insane. like. thought windmills were monsters?? the book is certified crazy and it makes me want to read it all the more

#don quixote #book #lmaoooo #who tryna read it w/ me #i’ll give you my discord #pls #i need a reading buddy #i’ll also go over aftg with you #don’t be creepy tho #if your an old man that makes me scared #keep it PG

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smallpileoftwigs · 4 months ago

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ok so apparently to get some privacy from The Eye, you can either remove all technology from your home OR just have sex 🤩

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp 26 #tmagp spoilers #the watcher keeps it pg

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mischievous-thunder · 4 months ago

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That wasn't essentially a jab. The fact that even Kidpool knew that Deadpool Prime could be found with Wolverine's dick in his mouth from time to time says a lot about the idiots in love.

Wade and Logan spent quite some time in the Void. Neither subtlety nor bashfulness is something either of them has in their genes. Consequently, everyone there got to know about their steamy affair.

So, no, Kidpool didn't just make a sarcastic comment. She merely stated a hard fact.

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ask-paradox-and-friends · 2 years ago

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*Shakes inbox*

Magic anons?

#KEEP IT PG

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inkskinned · 2 years ago

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one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

#writeblr #i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again #other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding #and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger #godhelpme.#i was always kind of taken aback #because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace #and it was kind of their workplace #too. besides #i love swearing #and since i couldn't swear #neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent #they needed to choose a really specific time #because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened.#i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them #that censorship is stupid #but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together #also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry #the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy #would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER

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suntails · 3 months ago

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WIPs

#so i finished all the pieces. all 21. and then i thought 'oh wouldnt it be nice if the artbook was like the storybook in the movie'#so now im. making a few storybook pages. yknow. on a whim. dw its only 5 its only 5 more pages #if ppl say im normal they are LYING. im CRAYZEE. ouggghghgh this is so FUN its so funky to work w the story palette it pops so hard #gotta do text tweaking prob in ID rather than PS so i have access to kerning adj but this works for placeholding rn #but yea. heaert haert heyart emojee. i gotta talk to my friend so i can brush up on how to open a shop but this is happening #i hope other chars have creators who are this obnoxiously crazy for them bc i truly feel like silver is my fuel. he keeps me going #my inspirtation the light of my life the object of all my creativity he is eternal #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #lilia vanrouge #suntails #the sleeping beauty vibes will never get better than this <3 love that movie #the rest of diasomnia is on pg 4 im excited. All of them. the guys

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crimescrimson · 6 months ago

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Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 2 (2019)

#crimson's gifs: resident evil #Resident Evil #Re #Resident Evil 2 #RE2 #RE2R #RE2MAKE #RE2 REMAKE #Resident Evil 2 Remake #Leon S Kennedy #Leon S. Kennedy #Leon Scott Kennedy #Leon Kennedy #Keep it pg in my fucking tags i dont wanna hear your thirst this isnt a confession booth

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magicalmyths · 6 months ago

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doing an incorrect quote generator and got this:

Odysseus : Alright, listen up you little sh!ts.

Odysseus : Not you Polites. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Spot on.

#epic: the musical #epic the musical #the odyssey #polites #odysseus #epic the troy saga #Keeping it pg so beeped out cuss words #I have parent controlssss #Hahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

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gleniferskydays · 4 days ago

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Wild swing at s3 Rosé + a strong contender for most self-indulgent drawing I've ever done: RoséHarper redraw (kind of) of a The Guy She Was Interested In page that I drew only bc I was reminded they have a canonical 9" height difference

#ch 82 pg 3 go read this manga if you havent it whips insanely #rosé x harper #drawtectives #drawtectives fanart #rosé drawtectives #harper justice #drawfee fanart #harper x rose #my art #if the caption is incoherent pls keep in mind its four in the morning and ive lost control of my life o7

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animatedtext · 10 months ago

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