#keanu reeves is immortal meme

[legitimatesatanspawn]

So I just heard that Keanu Reeves is going to voice Shadow the Hedgehog.

[aziraphales-library]

i remember a fic where crowley accidentally became the author of a book called 'heaven might be a bookshop' or something similar but i cant remember what its called

This is...

A Guide to Fame for the Enterprising Demon by asideofourown (T)

tildeathdoustogether ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that list thelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said: Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life? tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said: you think i’m joking but.  i’m not.  l i s t e n  i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride [Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]

- Mod D

[heredis-sanguinis]

🏴‍☠️ Name something that your muse might not get away with IRL. How is it fun to write?

In Depth and Personal Munday Asks

Aside the obvious murder, carnage, torment and mayhem that he is prone to inflict?

How Vladimir goes throughout the ages, without ageing. In the past, this method of fading away into shadow and memories forgotten, only to resurface decades after as a 'new' person, would have worked. But in the current day of modern technology and where everything is 'rather' easily checked and investigated, this would not be an easy feat.

We all know the meme jokes of Keanu Reeves being an immortal, because he barely aged in decades, and people finding portraits of past individuals that bear a striking resemblance to the actor, thus further fueling the jokes, memes and theories. This would definitely be the same for Vladimir, I feel. And he would not get away with it either.

The man is impossibly vain and flamboyant, to the point that he would not shy from attention. Nor would he alter his appearance too greatly, because it is simply sublime to be how he is (or so he thinks). Why change perfection, after all? Right? So he would most definitely and surely be caught sooner than later.

[levysoft]

Ecco la prova

Non invecchia

Essendo immortale ha vissuto il tempo con molte identità.

Questi sono quelli confermati.

Carlo Magno (748-814)

A parte la sorprendente somiglianza, il racconto della morte di Carlo Magno solleva sospetti. Prima di tutto ha incoronato suo figlio poco prima di morire (proprio come sapeva che stava per "morire") in secondo luogo la sua sepoltura è stata affrettata durante il freddo questo è un chiaro indizio che avevano bisogno di seppellire un corpo per non sollevare alcun sospetto.

Paul Mounet (1847-1922)

A parte la sorprendente somiglianza, ci sono fatti sevarali che senza alcun ragionevole dubbio dimostrano che Paul Mounet è Keanu Reeves. Era prima un medico e poi un attore, l'ascesa della scienza medica avrebbe potuto essere un problema per un immortale, diventando un barone della medicina ha ottenuto protezione da qualsiasi tipo di indagine sul suo aspetto eterno. Paul Mounet sarebbe morto nel 1922 anche se il suo corpo non è mai stato trovato.

Terzo motivo - La sua gentilezza può essere acquisita solo in una vita lunga e saggia.

Keanu è uno dei pochi attori che rispetta veramente il lavoro delle persone dietro le quinte dei film di Hollywood, è chiaro che durante la sua vita eterna è arrivato ad apprezzare il duro lavoro, quindi ha deciso di regalare 50 milioni di sterline (su 70) dei suoi guadagni dai sequel della matrice. Alla domanda sul suo atto di generosità ha detto:

"I soldi sono l'ultima cosa a cui penso. Potrei vivere con ciò che ho già fatto per i prossimi secoli".

[…] 

[veryspacecowboy]

me: im not sure im gonna go see toy story 4 in theaters

internet: keanu reeves is in it

me:

[olimponero]

[humbugg]

everyones talking about keanu reeves is immortal this, hozier is immortal that etc. but the only true immortal i stan? scrat from ice age

[strangerexperiences]

This is what I found on a website listing all supernatural creatures...

[material-without-being-real]

Had a dream last night that Keanu Reeves was my uncle. He was my mom's brother. I was a little confused why I referred to him as "Keanu Reeves" instead of "Uncle Keanu" and why I had never boasted to people at school before that I was related to celebrity. I hadn't seen him in a long time but I could vaguely remember a younger Keanu showing up to family gatherings in a black suit, and I was about to see him more because he was offering to let my mom stay with him until she could get back on her feet and recover financially/emotionally. She said to me "I need to talk to Keanu on the phone to go over some house rules before I move in".

[stormpilot-and-finnpoe-trash]

This is an important topic okay

Keanu Reeves is imortal. How did I find out about this you ask? Well uh it may or may not have been Pewdiepies new video anyways

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[unexpectedyarns]

Yeah apparently he’s an immortal, like Keanu

My current favourites from r/trippingthroughtime.

Bonus:

[aziraphales-library]

hii, im looking for a fic that i think you posted and i forgot to save it, its a fic where crowley wrote a book, the title of the book had something to do with heaven, and got very famous by accident. I dont really remember much else

thanks!!!

Here you go...

A Guide to Fame for the Enterprising Demon by asideofourown (T)

tildeathdoustogether ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that list thelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said: Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life? tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said: you think i’m joking but.  i’m not.  l i s t e n  i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride [Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]

- Mod D

[apinchofsanity]

Vampire Bruce Wayne

Was bitten during an extreme survival training exercise by an unknown vampire who left him to die in the Norwegian Arctic. After turning he was forced to detour from his planned schedule to become accustomed to his new ‘nature’, a path that ultimately lead him to Ra’s Al Ghul, a notoriously strong and ancient vampire and leader of the League of Assassins. 

Became the first vampire ever to create a ‘blood substitute’ so he doesn’t have to hurt people or steal from blood banks to survive. 

Doesn’t burn or sparkle in the sunlight but prefers the perpetually overcast Gotham skyline to the bright blue skies of other cities- especially Metropolis.

Batman cowl is specifically designed to dampen his heightened senses to prevent overload but when he’s out in public as Bruce Wayne he wears dark sunglasses and invisible ear plugs. 

Will neither confirm nor deny the Justice Leagues suspicions of his vampirehood, leading to one of the longest running betting pools about whether or not Batman really is a vampire or just super invested in the aesthetic. Hal believes its just aesthetic, Cyborg swears he saw Batman flinch from the garlic bread during the team’s monthly dinner night at the Watchtower. 

Has hid from Alfred multiple times by turning into a bat and camouflaging himself with the other bats in the Batcave when said butler tries to make him do something he doesn’t want to do (usually attending a social event). 

All of the glam magazines want to know his skin care routine. It’s an on-going joke in interviews for Bruce to just make up things he uses on the spot, one memorable time being “low fat mayonnaise” which caused a nationwide shortage. 

Dad jokes + Vampire jokes = cringe

Little Dick Grayson: So…if you’re a vampire… then what’s Alfred? Bruce: *without looking up from his newspaper* a Butler. Alfred: Indeed.

Actively contributes to online conspiracy theory forums that say Bruce Wayne is a vampire. Why? Because it’s fun. It’s like the immortal Keanu Reeves meme. 

[10moonymhrivertam]

Idea: Hob adopts tumblr in its early years as someone participating in the mass exodus from LJ. When the immortality memes start floating around (I remember that Keanu Reeves one in particular) he gets an idea, and quietly adds his real age to his bio and leaving his full opinions on posts. Everybody thinks kitmarloweorelse is *hilarious* and is happy to play along with the ‘joke’ except for this One Guy (I haven’t decided his url except that I want it to be of the ‘hey op who did you kill for your url’ type) who is like ‘hey he is clearly not joking?????’ and they become sort of archenemies except it’s just That Guy going ‘he isn’t joking you guys :/‘ and Hob going ‘I never said I was :3’ and everyone laughing and infuriating That Guy

For all that they’re archenemies (That Guy even has a pinned post about it), he’s basically Hob’s most loyal mutual so it’s kind of weird when he stops posting. But then after like. A month, he starts reblogging the latest memes and then two weeks after that there is A Post.

“[online nickname], you died in your sleep. You can’t keep ‘posting’ to ‘social media’”

“[online nickname], my sister’s going to kill us both if you keep Blurring The Lines this way”

Boss I *know* your sister if she has not already stopped me there is a 5000% chance she thinks I’m hilarious

[online name/full url] is back, bitches

Kitmarloweorelse

So what you’re saying is you’ve joined the immortals club? :3c

[Matthew]

No I died and came back as an imaginary raven you’re still a freak

[galahadwilder]

OH FUCK HES THE EMPEROR

[vampire-himbos-of-santa-perdita]

4,8,12

4. Any writing buddies?

Yes! @maya-apocalypse! I'm Hell_Witchery on the NaNoWriMo site for any writers who want to add me there!

8. Any inspirations?

Regardless 2.0 is a bit of a send up to early 2000s California teen tv dramas, which were often filmed in San Diego, where I lived when I first started writing as a kid. It's Veronica Mars and Buffy with the dark humour of Heathers and Scream, and the himbo energy of Bill & Ted and Lost Boys. The new plot basically came to me from that Keanu Reeves is an Immortal meme alongside watching a lot of Veronica Mars last year.

12. Who’s your favorite character so far?

I'm working with a lot of new characters for this one I've barely met yet, but I am very excited to sit down with Ollie & Booker, who are my dumb vampire himbos who show up to film a tv series in this small town in Southern California. All they wanna do is party (and maybe learn how to night surf), but they keep getting bombarded by this edgy killjoy who suspects them of murder. Ollie is this glam rock vampire who is somehow a mix of Spike from Buffy, Prince, and Adam Ant and Booker is a cult defector who is essentially Logan Echolls from Veronica Mars. They were both turned between the 80s and 90s, so they're still baby vamps navigating the world. They're giving very Bill & Ted energy if Bill & Ted were vampires.