unexpectedyarns
Wildly wooly and off the wall, totally unexpected
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Come by for something interesting, stay because, like a train wreck, you just can't look away. Ecstatically married to my lover slashingdashingwolf!
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Some college kid on Twitter saw a tweet I made saying I was knitting. He tweeted at me asking, "Can you knit with metal?" Fourteen years later, we've been married a dozen years, and we have a hand-painted sign he made hanging on our bedroom wall, that says "Can you knit with metal?"
I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.
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unexpectedyarns · 13 hours ago
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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unexpectedyarns · 17 hours ago
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If you live in the USA and you're pleading for donations to pay your rent, bills, or get food then dial 211! Please dial 211 before the last minute!
It's a toll free service with people who will help you find programs in your community to pay those bills, find food, and find housing! They will give you numbers to call so you can get help.
It is not 100% foolproof. Their job is to direct you to a program they believe will help your current issue, but it's still a step up from praying random strangers online will give you enough cash before a deadline! The added benefit of these community programs, which get funded by the local government most of the time, is if there are more people using them then they can get more money to help more people.
You're not taking resources from other people if you use your community services. Your taxes pay for them. Use them.
Dial 211 first to see if they can help, and if for some reason they can't, then make your donation posts!
https://www.211.org/
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unexpectedyarns · 23 hours ago
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Karen Council sounds like that old bitty's birthplace, ideology, bio, philosophy, and religion. How uptight and miserable must one be to do this? "Lovely day for a walk. What's this then? Someone showcasing their talent in a public space? That puts me knickers in a bind it does. I'm gonna have to say something to this perverted musician. Maybe I'll have her arrested for playing the harp near where I buy me biscuits. Shameful wench she is."
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unexpectedyarns · 1 day ago
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Since the holiday toy drive post is circulating again, I figured this would also be helpful! Food insecurity is such a massive problem in America, in general, and if you have the means to help feed others, I think you should take that opportunity. Here are some other tips:
1. If you’re planning on donating items from your own pantry, please check the expiration dates on the packaging. Think of your donations as gifts to bestow, not castoffs to be rid of. It’s awful to think of people feeling like they got scraps someone else just didn’t want. Everyone deserves dignity with their meals.
2. If you’d rather give money to a food bank, that’s also great since they buy food in bulk and know what items are most wanted/needed!
3. Not everyone has access to appliances like stoves or microwaves or hot plates so if you can donate items that don’t need to be heated up, that would also be greatly appreciated!
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unexpectedyarns · 2 days ago
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Best of favorite dance moves 💃🕺 via @ Ed People on Youtube https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1560874626380857344
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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unexpectedyarns · 2 days ago
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