#i hardly know about him besides the immortal memes and the matrix

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Had a dream last night that Keanu Reeves was my uncle. He was my mom's brother. I was a little confused why I referred to him as "Keanu Reeves" instead of "Uncle Keanu" and why I had never boasted to people at school before that I was related to celebrity. I hadn't seen him in a long time but I could vaguely remember a younger Keanu showing up to family gatherings in a black suit, and I was about to see him more because he was offering to let my mom stay with him until she could get back on her feet and recover financially/emotionally. She said to me "I need to talk to Keanu on the phone to go over some house rules before I move in".