#kaz brekker incorrect quotes

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Kaz: I got you a coffee.

Y/n: ...What did you do to it?

Kaz: Nothing!

Y/n: What do you want from me?

Kaz: Why are you so suspicious?

Y/n: Because it's either that or accept you've done something nice, and then I have to deal with the Horsemen and the reign of fire and the end of days.

[igotanidea]

Shadow and bone incorrect quotes

Kaz: I don't like your tone...

Y/N: Well, I don't like your face. Guess we'll both have to suffer.

[en-beewriter]

Nina: hey Inej are you free on friday?

Inej: yes?

Nina: what about you Kaz?

Kaz: yes, I am.

Nina: great! because I’m not. you two go on without me, enjoy your date ;)

Inej: did she just-

[zepp-l1n]

Kaz: (Y/N), I need my-

Reader: *hands him his cane*

Kaz: Oh, and I also need-

Reader: *hands him the map for the heist*

Kaz: Marry me?

Reader: Took care of that too. We've been married for three years.

[justarandomgirly]

People: love is in the air

Kaz Brekker:

[grimbanes]

if you ever want irony, just know my friend who’s on chapter 2 of six of crows told me they were going to throw me off of a roof.

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

[nainz7]

me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

[swiftievolturra]

[padfoot-lupin77]

(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Matthias: How do you sleep at night? 

Kaz: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

[iliveinyourceiling65]

Inej: I love murder mysteries!  Kaz, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[en-beewriter]

Kaz: wait, you like me? for my personality?

Inej: I know I was surprised too

[zepp-l1n]

Reader: Hey, aren't you Kaz?

Kaz, peering over the top of a map: You part of the stadwatch?

Reader: No.

Kaz: Then yes, I am.

[justarandomgirly]

Kaz Brekker when he sees Inej in pretty dress