#kandi bike

[klangles-shmangles]

[im-probably-playing-genshin]

KANDI SINGLETS IDEASS!!

masterlist? idrk :P

Character names

Oc names

CURSE WORDS YEAH!!

Song titles

"ur/yr/your mom"

"Loopy"

"Womp womp"

"Blah Blah Blah"

"Yapper/Yapping"

(abbreviations) Lol, Lmao, jk, afk, oml, etc

Text faces (XP, XD, X3, TWT, ETC)

"Ermmm"

"What the sigma"

"Space dust"

"Cosmos/cosmic"

"Froggie/froggy"

"Smokey"

"Dead"

"Zombie"

"Ghost"

Holidays (Halloween, Christmas, any other holidays)

Movie quote

"Ok boomer"

"Bbg/Babygirl"

"Bruh"

"Dude"

"Girlypop"

Brand names

"XOXO"

"Scene queen/king/royal"

Zodiac signs

Your @ online

"Sun" and "Moon"

"Star/stars"

"Nerd"

"Geek"

Animals

Your religion (ex: Christian, Pagan, Muslim, Etc)

Pride identities (genderfluid, trans, bi, etc)

"Bugs" (or any specific bug!!)

"Popcat"

Game names

Ship names

Colors

Greek Gods (or any other gods)

The name of your childhood plushie

"Princess/prince"

"Jester"

"Freaky"

Foods

"Y2K"

"Miku"

"Pumpkin"

"Bats"

"Sunflower"

"Elf"

"Art"

"Rabies"

"Goober"

"Silly Billy"

"Boykisser/Girlkisser/Theykisser"

"Dilligaf"

"Divorce"

"The Gay Agenda"

"___Core"

"Coquette"

"F U (person you dont like)"

Animal crossing villagers

"gyatt".

"You and me" & "Always Forever"

"Fall"

"August" (NOT THE ONE FROM YOUNG ROYALS)

"Spring"

"Infection"

"Infestation"

"Ratio"

"L Bozo"

"Zzzz" (like snoring)

"Pebbles"

"Bubbles"

"Rocks"

"Leaves"

"Eyes"

"Decora"

"Goth"

"Worm"

Types of fish

"Love"

"Hate"

"PLUR"

"Clown"

"2000s B1TCH"

"Rainbow"

"Flames"

"Plague"

"Sage"

"Fern"

App names

"LGBTQ"

"Mushroom"

"Hot Topic"

"Moth"

"Ladybug"

"Cricuit"

"Marker"

"Pen"

"Pencil"

"Saturn"

"Jupiter"

"Earth"

"Mother"

"Father"

"Neptune"

"Bees"

"Rhinestones"

"Crystals"

"Punk"

"Possum"

"Pinecone"

"Acorn"

"Cauldron"

Reptiles

"Adhd/autism/bpd/anxiety/any neurodivergency you have"

"Lover"

"Cutesy"

"Demure"

"Mindful"

"Peace"

"Gold"

"Silver"

"Bronze"

Sanrio characters

"Weezer"

"Buddy Holly"

"Pearl"

"Waffles"

"Pancakes"

"Sharpie"

Body Parts

"Nirvana"

"Regretavator"

"Rawr"

"Kitty"

"Bingo"

Pet names

The name of your first pet

The way your first hamster died

"Plague"

"Famine"

"War"

Various weapons

"Candy"

Chocolate brands

Candy brands

"Taste the rainbow"

"Animal cannibal"

"Furry/therian"

Your theriotype

"Alterhuman"

"Otherkin"

"Dessert"

"Ribbons"

"Balloons"

"Supercalafragileisticexpialadocious"

Various diseases

"Help"

Various crimes

"Robbery"

"Gambling/Gambler"

"Corny"

"Abomanation"

Different tracks from toh

Your pjo cabin

Harry potter house

"FUCK JKR"

Various weathers

"Rain"

"Ginger"

"Drywall"

"Bill Cipher"

"Piss Yellow"

Youtubers

Social media apps

Makeup brands

"Cartoons"

Kids cartoons

Your hobby

"Skateboard"

"FCK CAPITALISM/RACISM/HOMOPHOBIA/BIGOTRY/TRANSPHOIA"

"e dance"

"Invader Zim"

"Potions"

"Queer"

"My Melody" & "Kuromi"

"Duck"

"Bike"

"Raver"

"Cults"

"Griddy"

The 7 deadly sins

ADDING MORE SOON!!

[super-lovely-star]

Hobbies and Activities for Middle Regressors and Dreamers

Keeping a diary! This can look like a physical journal of written entries or photos, or a video or audio log.

Photography. You can shoot pictures of yourself, your environment, or your toys.

Collecting! Toys like littlest pet shop and matchbox cars make good collectables, but you don’t need to spend money! Rocks, sea glass, or anything else you can get your hands on are just as good!

Learning a simple elementary-level instrument like the recorder can be fun and rewarding!

Riding a bike, scooter, or skateboard. I like to ride my scooter in empty parking lots, but anywhere that’s smooth will work. Just remember to wear a helmet!

Arts and crafts like drawing, making kandi, sculpting with polymer clay, writing, and collaging are fun ways to express yourself.

Video games! My personal favorite types are pet care, turn based rpg, and old school flash dress up games to make characters with!

Remember, you don’t have to be “good” at any of these! The point isn’t to be perfect, it’s to have fun!💖💫

[cosmowes]

100 things to try

getting off the phone can be hard. i find that i’m only ever motivated to do it when there’s something else to do. so! here are those things, dollie.

hobbies:

collecting (figurines, blind boxes, vinyls, books…)

2. embroidery

3. thrift flips / diying clothes

4. jewelry making

5. kandi

6. collage making

7. painting

8. sketching

9. start an album list

10. thrifting

11. baking (w/o the box mix !!)

12. cooking

13. origami

14. doll customization

15. making stuffed animals

16. building models

17. clay sculpting

18. customizing shoes

19. dancing

20. yoga

21. pilates

22. singing

23. learn an instrument

24. skating (skateboard, roller skating/blading, ice skating)

25. biking

26. hiking

27. jogging/running

28. doing nails

29. doing hair

30. building costumes/cosplays

31. soapmaking

32. play dnd

33. writing

34. poetry

35. web design

36. character design

37. graphic design

38. font design

39. make short films

40. make bath bombs

41. start tutoring people

42. join a new club

43. start a book club w/ friends

44. read a play

45. write a play

46. go see a play (support small theatres!!! wooh)

47. journaling

48. programming

49. design clothes

50. crochet

halfway through… ps, if you’ve had the energy to scroll this, you have the energy to start one. pick your battles!

51. knitting

52. cross stitch

53. beading

54. learn solitaire

55. typing

56. learn cursive

57. start learning a language

58. make a dreamcatcher

59. start making smoothies

60. take cute notes

61. photography

62. climb a tree!!!

63. swimming

64. press flowers

65. get a pen pal

66. make tea (the nice kind)

67. make coffee (same as above)

68. make bookmarts

69. annotate books

70. jigsaw puzzles

71. crosswords

72. sudokus

73. word searches

74. quilting

75. make perfume

76. make lightboxes

77. skincare

78. making jams

79. whittling

80. carpentry

91. tie dye

92. archery

93. axe throwing

94. martial arts

95. making ornaments

96. music writing

97. terrariums

98. gardening

99. scrapbooking

100. pottery

[lowkeyrobin]

content creator preferences

𝐌𝐂𝐘𝐓 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

how jealous they get

they have a crush on you

how they accidentally reveal the relationship

their "all i think about now" moments

would they read fanfics about you?

at a trampoline park

you get your tongue pierced

you have long & curly hair

stardew valley rants

youre a baker

love or host

youre a yapper

you foster kittens

adhd shenanigans

you'd get into a fight for them

wild karen encounter

you crochet

insomniac/night owl reader

insane driving skills

artsy reader

you ride a bike

singer / drummer reader

selective mutism

resting bitch face

video game voice actor

fire in the twilight

animal sanctuary

cooking/baking stream

unwind

riot band

nonchalant ask-out

autistic reader

musical theatre

actor reader w death scenes

actor reader

overexpressive reader

walk in the dark

stressed cleaning

sickly

flustered faces

vocal impressions

wisdom teeth removal

moving in

model babe

sew, sew, so?

pride parade

kandi kid

sfx artist

tourettes

professional cook

olympian

deployed

amusement park

pool stream

SPECIFIC GROUPS

digital artist

happy holidays

qsmp ; how much their eggs like you

qsmp ; meeting a russian creator

qsmp ; taking care of their eggs while they're away

sorry boys ; favorite episode with you

handsome bros ; soulmate au

handsome bros ; you have diabetes

handsome bros ; youre a hardcore gamer

handsome bros ; youre like a sloth

handsome bros ; youre struggling mentally

handsome bros ; spoiling them

handsome bros ; sibling antics

handsome bros ; classical musician

handsome bros ; southern accent

handsome bros ; school stress

handsome bros ; tattoos for days

handsome bros ; recovery

handsome bros ; emo

[crushedsweets]

It’s that time of year so I gotta ask;

What Christmas gifts do you see the Creeps getting for each other if they did or were capable of celebrating Christmas?

BEAUTIFUL ASK BEAUTIFUL ASK OK IM EXCITED. merry christmas guys :)

btw: the proxies, natalie, nina, and jack are often in contact

liu, jeff, ben, jane, sally, lulu, and ann do their own thing with their own families (or theyre undead and cant comprehend time passing.. or have nobody...etc)

GIFTS:

brian would try to get something small for a lot of the creeps (the proxies, natalie, jack, nina). candy, candles, lighters, watches, pocket knives, etc

tim might give cards but like... he'd only get brian and maybe toby a real gift, again something like cologne or whatever 'manly' shit LOL. gloves etc

toby would try to get something bigger for his friends. he's petty so he'd get tim something like socks. but he'd steal makeup for nina, a bike he would fix up and paint for natalie, CDs and tapes and stuff for jack, hoodies and hats for Kate. he'd buy brian a gag shirt every goddamn year. something with a stupid quote or ugly photo. every. year. brian eats it up everytime. also gets ben gag gifts, but really cheap ones cuz he..doesnt really use anything... but he likes to laugh

kate doesn't get anyone anything, but she like. cries really easily when she receives something. not like bawling 'OMG THANK U' but like she sniffles and has to walk away (if they don't hug her first) and then come back to say thanks. toby thinks its hilarious so he'd never leave her out even if she doesn't get him something

jack would have to ask nina and natalie if he could use their address to order gifts from amazon with his dark web money..... natalie is a safer bet, but he doesnt trust her not to open her and toby's gift, so he sends that to nina, then ninas gift to natalie, and its kind of a pain in the ass. but he's hella awkward and just outright is like 'can you guys just tell me what you want' so he'll get them exactly what they ask for. even if its kind of expensive. he makes plenty of money ...

natalie only buys stuff for toby, nina, and jack. but she'll get cards for jeff, ben, and kate. she spends a lot of time in thrift stores to get toby and nina stuff specifically for their style and size, and would even learn to do basic tailoring (like hemming) for it. she'd also paint something for/with nina, but she'd feel awkward doing it for toby. she'd get jack candles and pillows and like.. stuff to make his cabin feel/smell nice. since he can't really see it. ALSO AUDIO BOOKS FOR HIM.

nina goes all out. she's broke as fuck during november/december cuz of it. she's buying expensive jewelry, perfume/cologne, hoodies, shoes, consoles. she was fucking SPOILED growing up by her dad, and loves giving it back. one year she'd be dramatic as fuck and buy a whole ass console for kate and toby at the cabin. then realize toby and kate now wont text her back cuz theyre fucking gaming. LMFAOOOO . she'd make a ton of kandi and paint shirts and write letters and stuff.

liu would buy nina something nice, flowers and earrings and hair products and stuff. he'd mail jane+mary a card and chocolates, visit his parents graves and go see some cousins/aunts/grandparents for the holidays. he'd be out of state for the holidays, every time. he can't stand to spend the holidays alone

jane goes all out with her family too. she spends christmas eve with her family(and brings mary), aka her grandparents and aunts/uncles. she spends christmas day with mary's family. she would send liu a card back out of respect. she'd also spoil sally. sally is completely content spending christmas alone while jane goes to mary's family, but jane sets up netflix and toys and dresses and stuff for her.

sally lives with jane/mary fulltime, but she refuses to go anywhere other than the forest and jane's house. she'll draw cards for jane and mary every year and help them decorate. jane is grateful for sally, since she doesn't know if she'd have it in her to decorate without a child's joy motivating her

jeff doesnt do shit. he gets kinda depressed and hangs out with ben. might snag a card and some chocolates for natalie, MAYBE. if he's still "with" nina, he'll steal random stuff for her but not take into account her actual tastes. but him and ben just sit around and game while jeff smokes and eats hella . LOL

ann, lulu, sadie, and dina don't celebrate at all. again, they're stuck in timeloops or constant hazes, or have legitimately no interest in the holiday

extra random stuff:

nina forces kate, toby, and natalie into ice skating every year. photo booths, driving to see christmas lights.

toby tries forcing everyone to go over to jack's cabin ..cuz he doesn't wanna invite them to his LMFAOOOO. he says it's nina and brian's idea, but he's the one who sets the date and texts invites. him, jack, and natalie put together some dinner and everyone just kinda hangs out and eats.

nina decorates the fuck out of her apartment and goes to toby's cabin to put up some stuff. she hangs mistle toe and literally nobody listens to the 'rule' but she's always like "omg...kateeee...you and i just so happen to be under the mistle toe... >.<... what now..?" LMFAOOO

anyway merry christmas and happy holidays guys :) have a good day luv u

[lifenconcepts]

Horrid Henry headcannons  (the show one, there is a distinction) (not going into the basics of him being abused or whatever)

Undiagnosed adhd.

Has issues with falling asleep and/or staying asleep.

Has probably gotten in trouble for doodling rude characatures of his teachers and people he dislikes.

Definetely snuck out a few times at night.

Love language is quality time.

Loves to get a rise out of others by pretending to like things that people find disgusting (like pineapple pizza) but in reality doesn’t like them either.

Loved to cover and uncover his ears quickly in a school cafeteria to get that funny audio noise.

Wears long clothes practically religiously to avoid being perceived.

Probably daydreamed of tons of things he wanted but into his adolescence wanted a car to “get away forever” or atleast travel out of home often.

Had a time period where he listened to the group “The Smiths”.

Loves the musical group Mindless Self Indulgence.

Is deep in denial about having self confidence issues, and tries to pull off the idea he has a god complex.

Had a burner phone he got tons of songs on and whenever limited in tv or other things can always rely to have the phone (since his parents don’t know about it).

Likes to collect CDs and loves to go to flea markets or thrift shops for cheap ones, for a few from finding them near trash bins.

Loves the night but is too wimpish to actually go out alone unless it’s to Ralph’s.

Hates anything touching his neck (clothing tags, long necks/collars, necklaces).

Has likely grown out a mullet at least once in his life.

Likes to dance unless it’s for someone or something.

Has been left home alone multiple times and learnt to deal with it well.

Neglectful when it comes to keeping relationships as he doesn’t really know how to show attention or love to ‘em.

Loves 80s synth pop.

Touch repulsed and yet touch starved, has probably cried from receiving a genuine hug (likely from Ralph)

Liked to hum or whistle tunes and often gets told off for it.

Has probably broken dozens of chairs before, accidentally.

Is the guy to volunteer eagerly when the teacher calls for a “strong boy” to help stack plastic chairs.

When riding a bike loves to speed up until his legs ache and then fail to stop in time and crash into bushes.

Likely gets into antics which result with him getting dozens of bruises or scratches.

Has probably bitten people before.

Would laugh at queers before realising he is one himself.

Secretly wants to put make-up on himself like how some rock bands do but doesn’t want to be seen in it as it could make others think he’s girly.

Parents don’t believe him when he cries and so he gets sent to his room when he actually needs some comfort and cries himself to sleep while hugging Mr. kill or a pillow, has gotten a conditioned response of fleeing the scene of feeling genuinely threatened, but can stand up to himself.

Confident in his abilities and at the same time thinks he’s the worst person to ever exist in them.

Likes to lick his own blood or pick his own scabs.

Likely aromantic (I get his distaste to getting married is just a kid thing but I like to believe otherwise). Also take the episode “horrid Henry looks at love”.

Liked to chase cats or other small animals but wouldn’t hurt them for real, maybe just aggressively pet them but not anything more.

Prolly listened to Radiohead.

Likely has a small collection of different scrap bits and pieces from toys and other objects he found outside, from random bolts to lost keys from unknown locks, to even shards of metal from a broken bus.

Has probably slept across two seats on some sort of family gathering.

Probably would be into kandi beads and loom bands.

Liked black and red checkerboard patterns.

Probably would wear goth/punk clothes into his adolescence years. From depictions of skeletons and bones to spikey collars and leather jackets.

Pierced his own ears.

Tried to at some point control the universe or atleast take over the world.

Has stuck a fork into an outlet before.

Online likes to pretend to be a real life vampire or werewolf and has told people that he lives in an old castle.

Sweet tooth!

In school liked arts and crafts and often made makeshift creatures or robots.

Would love to partake in certain after school clubs but isn’t allowed due to teachers thinking he’s always gonna be a problem child.

Has a medal he won genuinely and hides it as his most prized possession, only boasting with the one he cheated in/stole.

[mttcafe]

I’m back!!!!!! do you have any UT or DR merch you wanna show off? :3

YES!!! sooo much. i'll attach everything and then yap under the cut about them. long post incoming! sorry!!!

okay so starting out! i have my plushie collection. i have sans, papyrus, flowey, lancer, and two chapter two ralseis that my bf got me the second he released. one of them is wearing the butler outfit. i got one for free because my first one had stains on arrival. so now i have a second to wear the costume! i also have bootleg sans and papyrus and bootleg asriel.

i have all of the nendoroids sans spamton. the undertale cast is displayed on one shelf and ralsei on another. undyne broke into toriel's house and took the pie that's why she's not on her mountain.

i have the fangamer undertale vinyl boxset! i have the first run boxart with gaster on it [picture included]. he is not in any prints you can get now. i own the fangamer deltarune chapter one and two vinyls as well.

for one of my holy grail pieces of merch, i own the iam8bit undertale vinyls! they stopped making them a long time ago. you can find them average between the 100-200+ range. but the real holy grail is the 7" vinyl. it's in the first picture and then there's a picture of the vinyl attached. it has dogsong on it. it was a preorder bonus for the original vinyl and there were NOT many made because the vinyl went up for preorder in 2015 or 16 iirc. i have only seen like four listings for the dogsong vinyl ever and most sit in the several hundred dollar range. i bought a bundle of the original soundtrack AND the dogsong vinyl for one hundred and fourty dollars. AN INSANE COP. i won. I WON!!!! i had been looking for a good listing for YEARS.

i have quite a few pins although i would like more. i have the flowey fanclub pin, the lancer bike pin. the fanmade ones i own are both mettaton + a ralsei button that i made. on this backpack i also have the mewmew keychain. they stopped selling her a while ago so i had to find her second hand. it was also EXTREMELY difficult to find a listing for her!! but i found one for 15. only two over retail. yay!

i have the cyber city desk mat. i love it very much. i have the nubert beanie that my friend bought me. thanks casper. i have the undertale collectors edition for the switch, and the undertale art book. i have an eshop card that was never active i'm not gonna lie to y'all i just swiped that thing one day. no harm done it's just a piece of cardboard. i own the game on pc, switch, and my xbox. if i owned a ps4 you best believe i'd own it there too. i plan on getting one someday and 60% of the reason is for the ps4 dynamic theme and so i can play all versions of undertale. also i have a lot of undertale stickers and tags, mostly the bonuses from fangamer and such. plus a few art cards from there. oh! and my bf made me that cup + coaster. i love it. when the cup is set down it squishes ralsei.

now for the clothes that i have! i own two sans jackets from fangamer [not pictured i forgor]. i got one in a size too big so had to get a second. i have the shirt showtime, disruption, your best nightmare [it has a little flowey on the back!], the fifth anniversary shirt [it has a bunch of quotes from the game on the back. i love it.], the deltarune hoodie, and the flowey scarf.

as for unofficial clothing, i have two hoodies from etsy. one of them is a chara hoodie, and the other one is a lancer inspired hoodie with a spade that comes down over your face! it's so cool despite the fact i can't see out of it.

i also have a few kandi bracelets that i made and a golden flower headband i made for a cosplay. and with that.. i think that may be it..! i have a few pieces of merch that i really want but that could go into a seperate post. thank you so much for asking! i could talk about this forever haha. if i forgot anything i'll mention it. i'm very forgetful.

shoutout to all the people that have helped me cultivate this collection. a lot of these are gifts or things i've made myself broke buying.

[lisztomaniac-mp3]

im here to talk about how my tmnt au's turtles and ppl and rats express their gender cuz i can

donnie is like so super nonbinary agender and he genuinely doesn't care what pronouns you use for him, but usually they put their pronouns as he/they/she. theyre also autistic and that's relevant because she doesn't really prioritize the way her clothes look so much as the way they feel. their wardrobe is pretty much just joggers and biking shorts, a few jackets, a few comfy skirts, and a few threadbare shirts that casey just so happened to lose 🧐🏳️‍🌈⁉️

leo is transfem, she still goes by leonardo and she tends to be pretty androgynous in casual settings, although she does tie her mask in a bow and she does dress up sometimes- casey and april LOVE to do her makeup although usually it's just eyeliner lol

raph is genderfluid and bigender but in general is the most stereotypically masculine- he doesn't wear a lot of feminine stuff, it's just not his thing, but sometimes she will tie her mask tails up into a bow as a little way to signal that shes feeling feminine. he wears shirts more than any of the other turtles, and it's usually some niche rock/metal band tee that gets all ripped up in the back because of his little snapper spikes

mikey is the resident he/they, but he secretly (and eventually not so secretly) like being referred to by neopronouns (which i may or may not list later) and donnie is the og neopronouner in the household (ze/zir) mikeys clothes are too colourful to be sifted into masculine and feminine stuff and they usually have neon joggers on. they also like to make kandi btw tehehehe

april is the only cisgender person here, but she's not feminine by any standards, and her peak gender expression is androgynous blob

casey jones is intersex transmasc because i never see enough intersex rep and his parents were very supportive of his transition and he's able to get her yayayyay!! he dresses like a slutty gay boy greaser but don't we all? imagine a teenage boy wearing what 87 casey wears lol. he has little a cups and literally never wears a bra or a binder he's like peak free the nipple and we love him for that- he basically just challenges the patriarchy's idea of gender and i love him he's so me

[kandisheek]

Kandi’s ABC of Kink

EDIT: Now with all the Kinktober fics of 2023 added, coming out to a whopping 186 kinks in total. I hope you find something you like in here :) 

A is for:

Accidental Stimulation (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve accidentally gets turned on while riding his bike in the forest. He's not proud of the fact that he doesn't make it home before he comes in his pants. But it's not like he's ever going to do this again. Right?   Actirasty / Sun Ray Kink (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve is enjoying a nice, quiet day in the pool. Tony makes it even nicer.   Against A Wall (Steve/Tony) on AO3 The serum allows for some pretty creative sex, and Tony gets to reap all the benefits.

Agalmatophilia / Statue Kink (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve is sick and tired of his love life never working out. So he creates the perfect man for him, the statue of Antonio. It would be great if a man like that actually existed in real life.Turns out there's a solution for that.   Aliens (Steve/Tony) on AO3 The Avengers are invited into the pleasure halls of an alien kingdom. When they get there, the bouncer doesn't want to let Tony in, claiming that he's a virgin because he's never been fucked. Tony takes great offense to that. Luckily Steve is there and willing to resolve the issue.   Alley Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 “Keep it down,” Steve hissed, pressing his hand harder against Tony's mouth as he tucked his head in close, his other arm a steel band around Tony's waist. “Someone will hear you.”Or: Steve fucks Tony in an alley. And Tony loves it.   Anal Sex (Steve/Tony, minor OT6) on AO3 It's still new, this whole relationship with the team, and Steve and Tony haven't really managed to spend any time alone yet. So when they finally have sex a small misunderstanding arises. Steve assumes that Tony wants to bottom, Tony assumes that Steve wants to top. They are both wrong.   Angry Sex / Hate-fucking (Steve/Tony) on AO3 In the end he couldn't even remember what he said, just that it ended in Rogers slamming him up against the wall, crushing their mouths together in a painful kiss.   Anonymous Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony's just looking to blow off some steam and that hot, blonde guy at the bar seems perfect. But after their night together Tony is admittedly a little disappointed that the guy left without even a note. Whatever, it's not like he's ever going to see him again. Right?    Aphrodisiac (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve gets hit with some sort of sex pollen. It must be the universe's idea of a joke to let Captain America die from horniness and make Tony his only chance at survival.   Asphyxiation / Breathplay (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony just wants to know how long he can hold his breath. That's all. Really. Ass Worship (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve loves the way Tony smells when he's in heat. He loves it even more when Tony lets him have a taste.   

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Bath (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony was reckless enough to get seriously hurt and now he has to pay the price. Bath time with Steve. Oh joy. (It really is, though.)   Beach Sex (Bucky/fem!Tony) on AO3 Bucky and Toni are lounging on the beach while the other Avengers are playing in the water. It's the perfect time to get a little frisky.   Begging (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Stark men don't beg. Too bad Steve didn't get the memo.   Biting / Marking (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tonton knows his duty to the clan, and when his father commands it he knows that he will have to choose a mate. As an omega, guided by the blessing of the Mother, he can smell the strongest alpha in the crowd, the one who will be the most suited for Tonton, the clan leader's son. Nobody expects Tonton's choice to be the sickly, frail alpha in the corner. Needless to say Tonton's father isn't happy but Tonton has always been stubborn. And this alpha's heart is stronger than anyone he has ever seen. Tonton will make them see it too.   Blood Play (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Feeding on each other is one of the most intimate acts between two bonded vampires. It's erotic and fulfilling and when done right it can feel like your bodies merge into one, irrevocably bound together. Steve and Tony rarely feed in any other way now.   Blow Jobs (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony always notices Steve Rogers, even when he's all but disappearing into the wallpaper at a party. It's time he does something about that.   Body Swap (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve finds out first hand that being in Tony's brain when he's stressed is like standing inside a hornets' nest. Tony just wishes he could understand his own schematics. Being in Steve's brain sucks, especially when you've had a crush on the guy for years now.   Body Worship (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony has never felt comfortable receiving compliments when people honestly meant them. Steve is determined to change that.   Bondage (Steve/Tony) on AO3 The abstinence clause in every SHIELD contract states that all alpha field agents must take suppressants for the first two years of their employment in order to diminish the risk of a battle rut. Steve's trial period is coming to an end, and he is absolutely not looking forward to what a rut several years in the making is going to do to his body. Luckily he's not going to have to face it alone.   Breeding Kink (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Biologically speaking a rut is only supposed to end when the omega is pregnant. Which poses a problem when the omega in question is male and as such cannot bear children. Steve and Tony make it work anyway.   Bulges (Steve/Tony) on AO3 “It's just so... majestic.” Pepper sighed, a major headache already throbbing in her temples. “Nothing about a dick is majestic, Tony.”  

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Camboy / girl (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony runs an OnlyFans where he posts pictures of himself sucking dick. One day he holds a giveaway where one of his fans can win a chance to get a blowjob from him. A guy named The_Captain scores the win, and it turns out that he is not at all what Tony had imagined.   Car Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve has never been booked by a client as rich or as handsome as Tony Stark, especially not to pose as a boyfriend instead of an escort. So his expectations for the evening are high. He doesn't expect Tony to surpass every one of them.   CBT / Cock and Ball Torture (Steve/Tony) on AO3 In order to make Steve's pain threshold as high as it is the serum reduced his sensitivity in all other areas. Because of that Steve has to be very creative in order to make himself come, use so much pressure that it has scared every partner he's had right off. He's terrified that the same will happen with Tony, but luckily Tony is always up for a challenge.   Chastity (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve grew up in a cult that taught him that men only spill their seed to procreate. After he gets out Dr. Stark opens his eyes to the truth of human sexual behavior and introduces him to pleasure for the sake of it.   Choreophilia / Dancing Kink (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Bucky can't help but get jealous when he sees other people dancing with his boyfriends. Tony takes shameless advantage of that fact. Steve is just along for the ride, and he couldn't be happier.   Clothing Theft (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve can't seem to find his favorite blue shirt.   Cock-Warming (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve wakes up warm and he wakes up hard. Tony knows an opportunity when he sees one.   Cock-Worship (Steve/Tony) on AO3 The serum had more than one unforeseen side effect. Tony really should have expected it.   Come Inflation (Steve/Tony) on AO3 After the serum Steve doesn't come the same way anymore. It's messy and it's kept him from ever really having sex with anyone. Thankfully Tony doesn't mind.   Consentacles (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Unbeknownst to the general public, the serum gave Steve tentacles. Bucky never blinks an eye at them, but it does become an issue when they get together with Tony. Steve can't parse what the hell Tony is thinking when he stares at his tentacles, but it can't be anything good. Steve is very wrong about that. Or: Steve and Bucky have never heard of tentacle porn, and Tony despairs at their ignorance.   Costume (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve should have known nothing good would come out of Tony playing dress up. Especially if Nat and Clint got their hand in it.   Cuckolding (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Steve is used to sharing everything with Bucky. It's a good thing Tony is totally on board with that.   Cuddlefucking (Steve/Tony) on AO3 After the war Steve never quite learned how to indulge himself and enjoy the softer things in life. Tony goes out of his way to make sure he does. By nesting in Steve's bed.   Cunnilingus (Bucky/fem!Tony) on AO3 When Toni first sees James Barnes, the man who vibrates with tension at every turn, who can kill a man with his bare hands, a beast caged in a human body, she wants. And as it turns out, Barnes is very much willing to let her take him down. Especially when it involves him getting a taste.  

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Dacryphilia / Crying Kink (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Bucky just wants to be taken down.   Deepthroating (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve keeps seeing finger-shaped bruises on Tony's face. He isn't sure what it says about him that he wants to be the one to put them there. Degradation (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony knows his cock is average in size, but after getting used to jerking off Steve's huge cock, his own starts to feel kind of small in comparison. He is unexpectedly turned on by that.   Dirty Talk (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve's away on a mission and Tony misses him. He finds a solution to the problem.   Distant / Distracted Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 When Tony answers the phone Steve already has his cock down his throat. And once he's there Tony has no intentions of stopping him, not even for pretentious business partners.   Docking (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony finds a video of two guys docking and thinks it's the perfect thing for Bucky and Steve to reenact. Luckily for him, his boyfriends are down to try pretty much anything.   Dom/Sub (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony loves when he gets to do this, make Steve fuck him until he's begging to come, tears streaming down his face.   Double Penetration (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Steve and Tony decide to spice things up and bring a third person into their bedroom. Lucky for them Bucky is down for anything.   Drunk Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony had mentally prepared himself for a lot of weird things that could happen on their trip to Asgard. What he wasn't prepared for was a drunk Steve Rogers crowding him against the nearest wall and kissing him within an inch of his life.   Dry Humping (Steve/Tony) on AO3 “Give me an hour to finish this. Then I'm all yours for the rest of the night.” Tony groaned. “That's so long though.” “Well, you don't have to wait on my account.” Steve glanced down at where Tony's cock tented his pants. "You can do it here. I don't mind."  

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Edging (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony practically begged Steve to try one of his favorite fantasies of all time – getting edged when he's in rut. Steve – his alpha boyfriend – is a little skeptical at first, but when Tony's next rut comes he gives him exactly what he wants.   Electrostimulation (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony has been hesitant to bring up that he enjoys electro-play with Bucky because of Bucky's awful experiences with conditioning. Neither of them could've predicted just how much Bucky ends up enjoying it. Empathic Bond (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony could feel Steve in his head and it wasn't even half as fun as he would've expected.   Exhibitionism (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Steve and Bucky are having sex in the kitchen when Tony walks in, gets himself a coffee and walks right back out without seeing them. Steve comes so hard he sees stars. Later Bucky thinks up ways for them to repeat the experience.  

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Facials (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Bucky has done a lot of things in life, but never has he been asked to have sex with someone for the sole purpose of providing inspiration for a gay comic. By his best friend no less. That doesn't mean he can't enjoy it when it happens.   Fangs (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony is a werewolf who doesn't really give a shit about societal norms. He has a vampire fetish a mile wide but unfortunately vampires are rare and stick to their covens so he's never had the chance to get one into his bed. Then Steve shows up, the most famous vampire in the history of – well, at least the last couple hundred years – and Tony wants those teeth in his neck so badly he can feel his tail wagging at the mere thought. Only problem is – Steve despises everything Tony and his werewolf-blood stand for.   Feathers (Steve/Tony) on AO3 “Just how little do I have to do to make you come?” Steve sucked in a breath when Tony held up his hand, brandishing a single ostrich feather with a frayed tip. “I won't touch you with anything but this tonight,” Tony rumbled, his eyes dark as he smirked at Steve. “And you will do everything in your power to come. Understand?”   Feet (Steve/Tony) on AO3 The sex they're having is already awesome, but there's something Tony has always wanted to try with Steve.   Feral (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 When Bucky gets captured by Hydra - again! - Tony assumes the worst. They get him back but Hydra has already injected Bucky with a drug that reduces him to his most basic instincts in an attempt to turn him back into their weapon. They definitely didn't expect Bucky to protect his team instead of attacking them when they rescued him. Now they're back at the tower and it's only a matter of waiting out the effects of the drug. Which would be great if Bucky could stop acting so weird around Tony. Steve probably wouldn't take too kindly to his boyfriend cuddling up to another man. And what's the deal with all the food?   Filming (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony and Steve want to spice up their sex life. They make a sex tape. It's exactly as much of a disaster as it sounds.   Financial Domination (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve feels weird about how much money he has after the ice. It doesn't feel like he's earned any of his back pay, considering he's spent most of his service practically comatose. Then he gets together with Tony. And somehow, Tony figures out the perfect way to solve his problem. Steve is pretty sure that he's the luckiest man alive.   Fisting (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony temporarily gets Reed Richards' powers. Of course he's going to use them for sex.   Fleshlight (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony buys a magic - ahem, technologically advanced fleshlight that allows Steve to fuck it and Tony to feel it in his ass. He wants to use it on long-distance business trips, but Steve has a much better idea.   Food Play (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve's mom always used to say 'Don't play with your food'. She might've had a point.   Formal Wear (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony discovers that Bucky gets off on him acting the part of the rich asshole billionaire. It turns into a Thing™.   Forniphilia / Human Furniture (Steve/Tony) on AO3 It was one of those weird things where if someone were to ask Tony how it started he wouldn't have a straight answer. How did one get to the point of using their boyfriend as a table?   Frottage (Steve/Tony) on AO3 They never made it to the bedroom.   Fucking Machine (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve shouldn't be so surprised that he'd come up with this. Seriously, he was Tony fucking Stark and it'd be a cold day in hell when he'd let someone best him at building a machine. ANY type of machine.  

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Glory Hole (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony hasn't seen a glory hole in years. So when he stumbles across one on a road trip with Steve he can't resist making him an offer.   Gravity Magic (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve and Tony get hit with a spell that makes them each other's center of gravity. And not in the fun way. Whoever came up with this curse has a prime spot on Tony's shit list for at least the next decade.   Group Sex (Steve/Tony, OT6) on AO3 They didn't move much. They didn't have to. Tony moaned against Steve's shoulder, feeling his own breath hit their skin. Because it was their skin now, Steve and Tony were one, no secrets, no lies – Tony was pretty sure that this thought held significance somewhere. Or: Finding out that the alien species they were supposed to meet for Avengers business exchanged orgasms as a friendly greeting really should've been the first clue.  

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Hair Pulling (Steve/fem!Tony) on AO3 Toni is in her fifties and Steve in his late twenties. She's heard enough sugar mommy and cougar jokes to play with that kind of fire anymore. If only Steve could stop showing her how good they could be together. She would really appreciate that.   Hand Jobs (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 On their last mission Tony had to hack into Bucky's arm with Extremis and Bucky can't get the feeling out of his head. He never would've guessed that losing control like that could turn him on so much.   Heat Cycle (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Bucky couldn't remember his last rut. Which wasn't saying much. Honestly, these days Bucky had trouble remembering anything at all, memories slipping through his hands like water. But of course, when it happened, it had to be at the worst moment imaginable. In a bunker in Siberia.   Het Anal (Steve/fem!Tony) on AO3 Toni is off birth control, but she still wants Steve to fuck her bare. The solution is simple. And it's endearing how excited Steve is about trying something new.   Hierophilia / Sacred Objects (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Resident troublemaker Tony Stark seeks refuge in the church to hide from his pursuers. He doesn't expect to find salvation as well. Or for Father Rogers to evoke feelings in him that he rather wouldn't have.   Honeymoon (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve and Tony work as stand-ins for other people's marriages. They've gotten married thirty-six times, thirty-seven if you count their own wedding six years ago, but they still enjoy it every time.The honeymoons are the best part though.   Humiliation (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve is shaking with anger after a failed mission. Luckily he knows exactly where to find the right person to calm him down.   Hypnosis / Mind Control (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve would like to say he didn't know how he'd ended up here, but that would be a lie. Now he's going to learn the hard way why people are so scared of insulting a warlock.  

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Impact Play (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony buys a new specialty sex toy and wants to try it out on Bucky. Bucky is one hundred percent on board.   Initiation Rites (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony was turned into a vampire in Afghanistan and keeps getting pestered by the New York Council to join their secret club. Problem is that Tony can't come to the meeting alone; he needs what they call a bond mate, whatever the hell that means. Steve agrees to go with him to help. Neither of them are prepared for the consequences.   Instruction (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony finds out that because of Bucky's winter soldier conditioning he hasn't come since being let out of cryo. Apparently he can't get off without someone ordering him to. Tony is more than happy to help him with that.   Intercrural Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 The first time Tony takes Steve to the bedroom they run into a small - well, big problem. Luckily Tony has never seen a problem he can't solve.  

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Japanese Rope Bondage / Shibari (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve fell in love with Tony’s work long before they even got together. The things Tony can do with nothing but a few pieces of rope are incredible, taking something that society loves to view as perverted and turning it into fine art. So when Tony asks him to be a part of his next installation, Steve doesn't even hesitate.   Jelly Toys (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve vaguely remembers mentioning that he can't use normal sex toys because they feel too rough on his cock. He didn't expect Tony to take it to heart. Let alone go on an inventing binge.   Jump Hump (Steve/fem!Tony, Bucky/fem!Tony) on AO3 Bucky tells Steve that Toni is down for a bit of soaking, aka letting them put their penises inside her without actually engaging in premarital sex. Steve has never been one to break the rules of the Lord, but this is technically a loophole. So that means it's okay, right? Just this once?   Just The Tip (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve doesn't know his collage roommate Tony is a virgin until Tony asks him to help him out with this little "problem". The thing is, Steve has never had sex either. Maybe they can help each other out instead.  

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Keeping Quiet (Bucky/Tony, minor Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Bucky and Tony hook up in Bucky's apartment and try very hard not to wake up his roommate Steve. Turns out it's surprisingly difficult to keep quiet during sex. Not that Tony would be opposed to Steve listening in, considering how badly he wants to get a piece of that ass. But alas, Steve is straight as a ruler and would never want them. Right?   Knife Play (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony gets cornered in a back alley by the winter soldier and has an unexpected reaction to being held at knifepoint. He doesn't think it'll come up again, but after he and Bucky somehow end up in a relationship he probably should've seen it coming.   Knotting (Steve/Bucky) on AO3 In a world where sexual urges only kick in when you present at eighteen, Bucky is a bit of an early bloomer. And as everyone knows he rarely does anything without dragging his best friend Steve along for the ride.  

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Lactation (Steve/Tony) on AO3 The arc reactor has cost Tony many things, not least of all his ability to lactate. With his heats gone he doesn't think he'll ever want to get with an alpha again, if only to spare himself the hurt of them finding out that he's damaged goods. No alpha would want him like this anyway. Enter Steve Rogers.   Latex (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Bucky only realizes that he picked up the wrong luggage at the airport when he sees the latex harness and the ball gag. Someone's clearly about to have a very good time.The man who has his suitcase turns out to be a lot more handsome than he'd thought. And when said man gets stood up by his date? Well, Bucky can't let that kind of opportunity go to waste.   Lingerie (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Steve loves looking pretty for Tony. It's something he was too afraid to explore back when he was with Bucky, when being different could've ruined his life. This newfound freedom is one of his favorite things about the future. Then Bucky comes back and Steve discovers that Tony is just as eager to put on pretty things and show off. Luckily Bucky is more than happy to indulge them.   Loud Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve is used to seedy encounters in back alleys, where he has to be quiet so he and his partner won't get caught. But when he has sex with Tony for the first time Tony is the exact opposite of that, loud and unashamed, and Steve needs a moment or ten to deal with it. Luckily Tony is there to help him.   Love Potions (Steve/Tony) on AO3 The Avengers get hit by a rogue love spell. It's utter chaos, and of course - to top it all off - the universe decides to make Steve fall in love with Tony Stark of all people. But the thing is, those feelings aren't exactly new. And Steve has no idea how to convince Tony that he's been in love with him for years, with or without the spell.  

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Magical Realms (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Bucky never believed that Valhalla is real. That is until he dies, wakes up and reunites with his two dead lovers.   Making Out (Steve/Tony) on AO3 After seventy years of not kissing anyone Steve seems to be making up for lost time, and Tony couldn't be happier about it.   Masks (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony knows the suit is sexy. He just didn't think Steve would agree so enthusiastically.   Masturbation (Steve solo) on AO3 Steve has always enjoyed taking care of himself.   Micro/Macro (Steve/Tony) on AO3 If it were any other day, Steve wouldn’t have done it. He wasn’t usually the type to go skinny dipping out in the woods where anyone could walk by and see him, but as it was, he’d bumped into a pixie hive and gotten glitter dust all over himself. He'd heard enough cautionary tales to immediately try and wash it off. As it turned out, he'd missed a spot. And now he had a feisty little pixie stuck to his... well, a very intimate body part. And no idea how to get rid of it. If he got out of this mess, he'd never step foot in a forest again.   Mind Break (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony has been on suppressants for as long as he can remember. So when his body goes into an unexpected heat, he's more than a little unprepared. Especially because the person responsible for his body going haywire is halfway across the world and not on speaking terms with him. It doesn't help that most of the world assumes that Tony is an alpha. Mirror Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony has watched his own sex tapes, he knows what he looks like when he comes. Steve seems adamant about making him repeat the experience though.   Monsterfucking (Steve/Tony) on AO3 It's in Steve's blood, the need to protect what's his, especially the crown jewel of his hoard. He always takes it hard when Tony gets hurt in battle. Or worse, outside of battle. Luckily Tony knows just how to make it better.  

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Needle Play (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony learned how to do piercings in college through slightly... unconventional means. He never expected that he'd find someone to share his weird kink with, least of all the guy who he had every reason to hate.   Neglect Play (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Bucky pretends to leave Tony alone during a scene, when he has him bound and helpless with a vibrator up his ass. Tony is anything but complaining.   Nipple Play (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve wants to practice his painting skills on Tony's body and Tony is very inconveniently turned on by the whole thing. It's a challenge not to ruin Steve's hard work by coming all over it but luckily Steve finds a solution that involves a very happy Tony.  

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Object Insertion (Bruce & Tony, Steve/Tony) on AO3 In which Bruce still isn't that kind of doctor, and Tony really should think twice before shoving things up his ass.   Office / Workplace (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony loves distracting Steve from his work.   Orgasm Denial (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony has never done well with being denied anything. So Steve takes it upon himself to teach him some restraint.   Orgasm Therapy (Steve/Tony) on AO3 When omegas are afflicted with 'hysteria' – otherwise known as having an opinion and voicing it – they are treated in rather unconventional ways. Tony gets sent to therapy by his legal guardian, and Dr. Rogers is more than happy to treat his symptoms. However many orgasms it takes.   Overstimulation (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve doesn't really see the appeal, but if Tony wants this... who is he to deny him?   Oviposition (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony quickly realizes that the planet he landed on has a huge market for sex trafficked aliens. It's a blessing that he looks human enough to slip under the radar because he knows the kind of price his species gets sold for. He doesn't expect to meet another alien in the same predicament as him, but when he does they take the advice to 'stick together' a little too literally. Or: Tony lays eggs, Steve has tentacles, and somehow they fit together perfectly.  

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Pegging (Steve/fem!Tony) on AO3 Steve couldn't be happier with his relationship, but he does sometimes miss the feeling of getting fucked. Toni takes it upon herself to blow his mind with a strap-on.   Pet Play (Steve/Tony) on AO3 "I want that come because it's mine," Tony rumbled right in Steve's ear, prompting another shiver. "You're gonna give me as much as I want. And I'm not gonna stop until that beaker is full, do you understand?"   Pheromones (Steve/Tony) on AO3 The taste of an omega's slick changes with the seasons. Tony makes a rude comment about Steve's winter taste, and Steve takes drastic action.   Piercings (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony gives Bucky some nipple piercings. They both enjoy it a lot more than they probably should.   Pogonophilia / Beard Kink (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve comes home with a beard, and Tony can't get over it.   Pony Play (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony asks Pepper to find him a new stallion to fulfill his fantasy of getting bred like a mare in heat. She hits the jackpot when she brings him Steve.   Power Difference / Authority (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Bucky loves how small Tony is compared to both him and Steve. He makes the mistake of mentioning it to Tony. Cue Tony fucking Bucky in the armor as Steve watches in awe.   Praise Kink (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony safewords. Steve is there for him, always.   Prince Albert (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony goes to a gala with prince albert cufflinks. Steve sees them and is appalled, then intrigued when Tony tells him that a dick piercing is a real thing. In fact, he used to have one.Steve kind of wants to see it now.   Public Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 An unfortunate lab accident turns Tony temporarily invisible. What better way to seize the opportunity than to fondle his boyfriend in full view of everyone else. Luckily Steve is very into that sort of thing.   Punishment (Steve/Tony) on AO3 “It's too loud in my head,” Tony finally admitted, his throat scraped raw by the words. He hated feeling weak, but before he could start to regret saying it Steve was there, grounding him with a firm hand on the back of his neck. “Do you want me to help?” Or: Tony's past mistakes get thrown back in his face, and Steve helps him cope in the aftermath. By putting him over his knee.  

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Queening Chair (fem!Steve/Bucky) on AO3 After the serum, Eve is a little self-conscious about how heavy the muscles have made her. Bucky still wants her to sit on his face.   Queerplatonic Relationship (Steve & Bucky, Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve and Bucky have always had an intense, platonic friendship. They live together, share their clothes and beds, plan their lives around each other. Then Steve gets a boyfriend, and he fears that Tony might not understand the bond he has with Bucky, but to his relief Tony takes it in stride. Which is great, because what's better than a cuddle puddle of two? A cuddle puddle of three.   Quickie (Steve/Tony) on AO3 An unfortunate hand injury means that Steve can't jerk off for the foreseeable future. Tony is all too happy to lend a hand.   Quirophilia / Hand or Finger Kink (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 It's no secret that Tony loves Bucky's metal arm. Bucky is all too happy to give Tony what he wants.  

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Rainbow Party (fem!Steve/Bucky/fem!Tony) on AO3 Toni really likes the way lipstick looks when it's smeared all over someone's dick after a good blowjob. Luckily she has two amazing lovers to make all her fantasies come true.   Refractory Period (Steve/Bucky) on AO3 After the serum, neither Bucky nor Steve have much of a refractory period. So really, they don't have a reason to stop after just one orgasm. Or two. Or five.   Rimming (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve discovers the joy of his prostate during a SHIELD required medical exam. He definitely wants to find out more about it. Turns out Tony is one hell of a teacher.   Roleplay (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony has jerked off to his Captain America posters more times than he can count. Now he has a boyfriend who is tall, blonde and practically made of muscles. Did anyone really expect him not to seize the opportunity?   Room-Wrecking Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve and Tony break a bed. Among other things. It's a good thing Tony has housekeeping.   Rough Sex (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 “I mean, I've got no problem doing it rough.” The guy shrugs like he doesn't even appreciate having been in Tony's bed. The urge to punch him intensifies. “Not my thing, but I can dish it out when it's wanted.” “Do you always kiss and tell?” Bucky asks coldly, and the guy blinks, seemingly just now realizing that Bucky is not amused. Or: Bucky hears from one of Tony's hook-ups that Tony likes rough sex. It's only when they get into a relationship that he finds out that Tony's preferences are much more versatile.  

S is for:

Scars (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve shows Tony that he doesn't care about his scars. Tony isn't convinced until he is.   Semi-Public Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve and Tony get a little side-tracked in Clint's barn. Tony enjoys being a bad influence.   Sensory Deprivation (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Ever since the serum Steve has relied on his heightened senses. Having them taken away doesn't seem all that enjoyable. Tony shows him that it can be.   Sensory Overload (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve gets hit with an alien pathogen that turns his senses up to eleven. All of his senses. Tony never thought he'd have to protect Captain America's virtue from himself, but here we are.   Sex Addiction (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve's health issues have kept him from having sex or even masturbating all throughout his early years. So when he gets the serum and experiences orgasm for the first time, he veers hard onto the path of addiction. He jerks off so much that it's starting to interfere with his day to day life. Luckily Tony is right there to help him get his life back on track.   Sex Doll (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve is on a really long dry spell, so his friends take it upon themselves to buy him a sex doll for his birthday. He's mortified, but what can you do? He really is lonely. And the doll is very handsome, almost a little too lifelike. He doesn't know that it's fashioned after the head of the company that made it, Tony Stark himself. Or that he's ever going to meet him face to face. If he makes it through this without dying of embarrassment, he's going to lynch Bucky.   Sex Pollen (Steve/Tony, Tony/Clint/Natasha) on AO3 An unfortunate bio-bomb accident ends with Tony, Natasha and Clint doused in a dubious chemical. They don't seem too bothered by their sudden desire to mount each other like animals. In fact, Steve is probably more bothered than any of them. He really doesn't get paid enough to deal with this.   Sex Toys (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 It doesn't take Tony long to notice that Bucky has a problem with choice. After his conditioning he apparently feels like he can't give Steve what he needs anymore, can't be the partner he deserves. So he only joins Steve and Tony on dates, staying away from anything sexual. It's frustrating for all of them. Thankfully Tony is a genius. And letting Bucky backseat-dominate Steve through Tony might just work.   Sex Work (Steve/fem!Tony) on AO3 In a world where humanity vaguely works like a beehive Steve is chosen to be the Queen's mate. She's not quite what he expects.   Shotgunning (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 "Shotgunning? What's that?" Tony smirked. “One person takes a hit, other person comes close enough to inhale the smoke from their lips.” Both Bucky and Steve raised an eyebrow and Tony shrugged. “It's a teen thing. Looks real nice. Especially on women.” “Does it?” Bucky asked and his voice took on a quality that suggested things Tony shouldn't be imagining. “I'd love to see that.”   Shower Sex (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 You'd think three people having sex in one shower would be a bad idea. (You'd probably be right. But that's not going to stop Bucky.)   Size Difference (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony wouldn't have thought that he'd ever enjoy feeling smaller than somebody else, but here we are.   Skinny Dipping (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve has heard all the stories of people getting seduced by forest creatures with furry legs and horns, saying they were better lovers than humans could ever be. He never expects to meet a satyr in the flesh until he sees one bathing in a pond. Turns out the stories are all true.   Sleepy Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony gets the best kind of wake-up call.   Smiles / Laughter (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony never thought he'd hear Steve's laughter again. The reality of it is much more painful than he imagined.   Soft Cock (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Silver fox Tony is too old to always get hard when he and Steve have sex anymore. That doesn't mean he can't enjoy himself when Steve sucks him off. Especially when Steve is so obviously into it.   Sounding (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve wants to try something new and Tony is always happy to provide.   Spit-roasting (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 It's highly unusual for an omega to have multiple alphas because they can easily get competitive and possessive. Still, Tony is making it work with Steve and Bucky and they couldn't be happier. But even though his alphas have been best friends forever they still have problems when it comes to sharing Tony during his heat. Luckily there's enough Tony for everyone.   Sthenolagnia / Strength Kink (Steve/Tony) on AO3 It's fucking ridiculous. Tony is almost fifty, he's way too old to still discover new kinks.   Striptease (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Bucky can't seem to fail at anything, and it's unfairly attractive. Would it kill him to not be so competent? Because Tony would really appreciate it, thank you.   Stuck in a Wall (Steve/Tony) on AO3 While returning to the quinjet after a mission Steve gets stuck trying to climb through a narrow tunnel. Now Tony is trapped in the cave behind him and has to make do with Steve's ass as a conversation partner. They don't end up talking all that much.   Suspension (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony experiments with an alien plant and things take a turn for the tentacles. Steve is more than happy to keep watch.   Swallowing (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony was going to have words with whoever thought it would be a good idea to introduce Steve to turtlenecks.  

T is for:

Temperature Play (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve picked up a perfectly formed ice cube, holding it up for Tony to see. “Open your mouth.” Tony's tongue wrapped around the cube as Steve fed it to him, visibly rolling it around his cheeks. Steve lay back on the bed, spreading his legs with a smile. "Now kiss me."   Tentacles (Tony/Tentacles) on AO3 You'd think that after more than four years of being Iron Man and sixty-three successful missions Tony would know not to go into suspicious looking swamps on his own.   Threesome (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 After seventy years of separation Steve and Bucky get a little emotional when they have sex for a second first time. Tony kind of feels like he's third-wheeling until his boyfriends reassure him – very thoroughly – that he's not.   Tickling (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony has known about his weird kink for years, but he never counted on Steve finding out about it.   Titfucking (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony writes an email with Extremis. As it turns out, using his thoughts to write – especially when said thoughts drift off into inappropriate territory when he sees Steve's sweaty chest – is a pretty big mistake. He really should've spell-checked that email before he sent it. Fury is going to have kittens.   Touch-starved (Steve/Tony) on AO3 With Steve being a public health nurse the pandemic hit him and Tony hard. It was awful that they couldn't sleep in the same bed or spend time together the way they normally would. Still, they find ways to quell their loneliness.  

U is for:

Underwater (Steve/Tony) on AO3 A friendly competition to see who's had sex in the most unusual place escalates when Steve joins the party.   Underwear (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony buys underwear with an attachable dildo in it, and Steve finally puts his foot down with the ridiculous sex toys Tony has been buying. He's not going to wear that. (He ends up wearing it.)   Uniforms (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Officer Stark has an accident in his police car and his superior won't let him repair it himself, which is just a waste of time and money, really. But as it turns out the mechanic he consults is hella cute and Tony really needs more reasons to keep seeing him, even if that involves playing dumb and destroying his own property.   Unresolved Tension (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 When Tony got back to earth he was still bleeding from the wound Peter's loss had dealt his heart. He didn't think anything could hurt more than letting down the closest thing he had to a son. Tony was wrong.  

V is for:

Vanilla (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 When Steve and Bucky proposition him, Tony thinks that they want the whole Tony Stark playboy experience. What he doesn't expect is for them to actually want a relationship. Or that their idea of a threesome is the most romantic thing Tony has ever been a part of.   Vibrator (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony gets saved from drowning by a merman which, up until that point, he didn't even know existed. He is especially surprised when that merman has no compulsions about being the first of his species to ever have sex with a human. In fact, the mer seems pretty excited about it. Tony knows an opportunity when he sees one.   Voyeurism (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Steve is curious what gay sex would feel like. Bucky is convinced that no man could ever enjoy getting fucked up the ass. Tony proves him wrong.  

W is for:

Watersports (Steve/Tony) on AO3 They've been stuck in traffic for a while when Steve says he really has to pee. But the next rest stop is miles away and they can't really stop in the middle of the highway. Tony didn't expect just how much watching Steve struggle to keep control of his body would turn him on.   Wet Clothes (Steve/Bucky) on AO3 Steve gets caught in the rain. Bucky makes sure he doesn't catch a cold.   Window / Balcony Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 When Tony calls him Steve is prepared for anything. He's not quite prepared for this.  

X is for:

X-Rated (Steve/Tony) on AO3 When Loki hits Tony and Steve with an illusion spell during their fight, Tony is prepared for torture, nightmares, the whole shebang. What he's not prepared for is being trapped in a kitschy eighties rom-com with him and Steve as the protagonist and love interest. And why the hell does Loki want them to kiss so badly?   Xenophilia (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony speaks seven languages. Steve is more than a little surprised by how much that turns him on.   Xeronisus (Steve/Tony) on AO3 After the serum, Steve has lost his ability to orgasm. That doesn't mean that he can't enjoy a healthy sex life with Tony.  

Y is for:

Yeastiality / Baked Goods (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony blames it all on American Pie.   Yestergay (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony has always thought that the pianist in his local bar, Steve, is way too good for this place. Tony wants to know more about him. And as it turns out, Steve wants the exact same thing. Tony knows that he's playing with fire. But he's sworn off his old ways long ago. There's no way he will let himself fall for Steve. Right?   YMMV Girl / Your Mileage May Vary (Steve/Bucky) on AO3 Everyone knows that Steve is just as likely to give you the best blowjob of your life as he is to sock you in the mouth if you’re being an asshole. It’s why he, unlike the other sex workers on his block, never has any regular customers. Well. Except for one.   Yoni Egg (fem!Steve/fem!Tony) on AO3 Eve Rogers has her hang-ups about the twenty-first century. One of which goes by the name of Antonia Stark. And with her comes... well. A whole host of confusing things.  

Z is for:

Z-Job (Steve/Bucky) on AO3 Steve has always had vivid wet dreams. Bucky isn't one to miss an opportunity.   Zelophilia / Jealousy Kink (Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony knows that Bucky has a bit of a jealous streak. Bucky knows that Tony likes it when he gets possessive. They're a match made in heaven.   Zentai / Full Body Stocking (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Steve hears about a kinky resort for rich people to live out their sexual fantasies without fear of getting exposed to the public. Tony is all too happy to take him there and fulfill Steve's wildest dreams, namely showing him off in front of a room full of strangers.   Zipper Sex (Steve/Tony) on AO3 In addition to sometimes saving the world, Steve takes on a side job as a lineman. Tony is surprised by how turned on he is by that.  

Free Choice:

Sex Pollen-ish (Steve/Tony) on AO3 When Steve gets hit with alien slime and goes on a rampage Tony learns some things about the lengths he's willing to go to keep Steve safe.   Endgame Fix-it with A/B/O (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony was prepared to do whatever it takes to right the wrongs in this world. But when he pays the highest price that life could ask of him his mates aren't going to let him slip away that easily.   Tentacle Alien Probing (Steve/Tony) on AO3 When Steve and Tony get kidnapped by aliens, ostensibly for scientific reasons, Tony learns something about Steve's body that even Steve didn't know was possible.   Arc Reactor Porn (Steve/Tony) on AO3 Tony discovers that he can spontaneously orgasm just by twisting the arc reactor a certain way. Which Steve unfortunately doesn't know when he finds Tony alone in his lab with his arc in hand and groaning like he's dying.   Bunny Hybrid Tony (Steve/Bucky/Tony) on AO3 Tony has always defied the clichés of being a bunny hybrid, establishing himself as an unstoppable force in the world. But in one thing he's exactly what people expect: He loves sex. Which can get a little frustrating since both his boyfriends have mating seasons that barely span half a year if you put them together.Still, they are more than happy to indulge him when he gets in the mood.   Opposite Ray (Steve/Tony) on AO3 All of the Avengers get hit with some sort of opposite ray. Clint is suddenly timid and well-mannered, Natasha can't concentrate on anything and Steve acts on every impulse without thinking. Tony wishes the ray had chosen any attribute other than his feelings for Steve. Because while he usually suppresses the hell out of them, now he has no choice but to act.

[avengersfantasies]

A Night With Him in Bucharest - 5

Summary: You can sense something is wrong when you lose contact with Bucky, Sam, and Zemo, so you go to find and help them, but you believe you know who is behind the ambush on your lover and his friend.

What to expect: violent stuff

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            Something was wrong. You could feel it in your soul. Up until roughly fifteen minutes ago, you, Bucky, Sam, and Zemo were in perfect contact – your information being relayed to Bucky and Sam mostly – being so petty as to have Zemo communicate to you through the other two.

            “Could you route us through the containers?” Zemo would ask.

            “I’m sorry,” you’d say with a hint of pettiness. “Bucky, Sam, did you guys say something?”

            One of them would sigh before saying the same thing Zemo had just said. “Could you route us through the containers, please?”

“I’d be happy to,” you’d answer.

That was the last contact you had with them, however. Each second led to more anxiety when they didn’t respond. You would’ve settled to hear Zemo’s voice at this point. You continued to attempt contact for another fifteen minutes – making a total of thirty minutes before you finally gave in. You walked across the hallway and knocked on the door of your neighbors. They had a teenage daughter who loved to watch James, and you knew she was home at this time.

            “Hello!” The parents greeted you with a smile that quickly faltered when they saw how worried you were. “What’s up? Is everything okay?”

“Yeah, yeah,” you answered through your anxiety. “Could Savannah watch James for a little bit? I had an emergency come up.”

“Sure thing,” they nodded. “Savannah!”

The teenager grabbed her backpack with her homework and laptop in it before heading across the hall with you. “I shouldn’t be too late,” you told her – hurrying and getting dressed into some appropriate clothing. “If I’m not back in a few hours, do you mind staying the night?”

Savannah stated that she didn’t mind, and once you were changed, you went into James’ room to tell him you had something to go take care of.

            “Momma?” The toddler looked confused at your outfit. You were wearing black tactical pants with a belt that consisted of two holsters – a gun in each one and a pocket on each side of your legs for your knives. You wore a black, long-sleeved shirt covered with a leather, bulletproof jacket and fingerless gloves. “What you wearin?”

“I have to go somewhere super important, okay buddy?” you told him – holding him close to you. “Savannah is here to watch you, so if you need anything she’ll be here.”

“You be back tonight?”

“I’ll try my best, buddy.” You wrapped your arms around him tightly – kissing him all over his head and face. “I love you.”

“I love you, momma,” he said – giving you a kiss on your cheek.

After bidding James and Savannah goodbye, you grabbed your AR15 and headed out of the apartment – hopping on your Suzuki Hayabusa and taking off towards the last location you had for the trio. You drove through the streets filled with heavy traffic – all of your skills still sharpened from when you were under Zemo’s control. At this moment, it’s the only time you thanked him. It didn’t take long to find the last location they were at – the high flames being a tell-tell sign that something was happening in the distance. You sped up – your adrenaline spiking – wanting nothing more than to get there and make sure the father of your son was okay. As you pulled up to the area, the destruction was much more than you originally anticipated. You pulled your black mask up to your face in an attempt to keep your cover. Getting off your bike, you took your AR15 from your back and carefully walked around the shipping containers – your eye up to the sight and finger hovering just over the trigger – ready to shoot at any moment. Peeking around the corner of the first row of containers, you saw a group of men trying to stealthily walk around with their own weapons aimed. If anything, you knew you didn’t want to draw attention to yourself if you could get away with it. Putting your rifle back on your back, you took out two of your knives – holding one in each hand and snuck up on the men. Once the first one was down, you’d no doubt be fighting…you knew you had to take down as many as possible before being discovered. You quietly climb up on top of a container and crept up to the men – wanting to see where they were heading. When you realized they had no idea where the trio was, you leapt from the container – taking two of them out on each side before kicking the one in front, spinning him around and slashing his neck.

“Still got it,” you quietly praised yourself – cleaning the blood off your knives on the dead men’s clothes. Noticing that they had 9mm ammo, you took it and kept it in one of your spare pockets just in case your pistols needed more in the event of a shootout.

You continued your search for the three men – taking out any enemies that you came across – doing everything as quietly as possible. You knew you’d be screwed if you drew the attention of everyone. You were one person, and super soldier or not, one versus multiples is never a good position to be put in if avoidable.

You heard a gunshot – your head quickly scanning the area around you. Had you been seen? Was someone shooting at the guys? You didn’t have time to find out. You followed the sound and eventually heard a familiar voice. It was Bucky’s voice, and he was trying to keep the collapsing container off the other two men who lay there unconscious. You quickly walked up to him.

“Bucky,” you breathed a sigh of relief.

He looked up at you. “What’re you doing here?”

“I lost contact with you guys,” you told him. “I came to help.”

“Where’s James?”

“With the babysitter,” you assured him. “He’s fine…let me help you.”

“Grab that end,” he instructed – nodding towards the other end of the container. “Gotta get it off ‘em.”

With the power of two super soldiers, you and he were able to move the large shipping container and pull them to safety. “What happened?” you asked.

“No idea,” Bucky panted. “We got separated, next thing I knew, there were explosions everywhere.”

“Right.” You were skeptical at his story. You didn’t think he was lying, but you also didn’t believe that it happened out of nowhere. You made that thought evident when Zemo finally woke up and got to his feet. Before he could say anything, you kicked him back to the ground – taking out one of your pistols and aiming it at him in between the eyes.

“Woah, woah,” he said – holding his hands up. “It’s me.”

“Yeah,” you seethed, “exactly.” You cocked the gun and pressed it against his forehead.

“Babe, put the gun down,” Bucky tried to plead. “He didn’t do this.”

You scoffed. “You really expect me to believe that?”

“James is right,” Zemo confirmed. “I did not do this.”

“I don’t believe you,” you spat – hovering over him. “I failed to kill him, so you’re taking matters into your own hands, is that it?”

            “Listen to them,” Sam cut in. “He didn’t do this.”

“This isn’t you,” Bucky pleaded, but his words did nothing to sway you as you continued to stare at Zemo and hold the gun to him. “You’re not a killer…not anymore.”

“Aren’t I, though?” you questioned. “That’s exactly what he made me into!”

Bucky gently rested his hand on your shoulder. “Think about James,” he begged. “We need to go home to him.”

“We will,” you argued, your finger beginning to pull the trigger. “Tell me,” you ordered Zemo. “Tell me the truth.”

“I did not set us up,” he continued to insist. “Why would I get myself in danger?”

You chuckled incredulously. “Because you’re you.”

“Please, don’t do this,” Bucky continued to beg. Zemo’s eyes looked over to Sam and Bucky, and if you weren’t mistaken, there was a hint of fear in them. “Let’s go home to our son.”

You pulled the gun away form Zemo’s forehead, and for a moment, there was a sigh of relief from the three of them, but that sense of relief was quickly shattered by the sound of a loud gunshot.

[itsparis-07]

Serena and Hobie tingz PT.2 ( if anyone cares)

okay i love above all else they write loves songs or listen to bipoc love songs that they find or Serena draws him at every show for fun.

btw for cory YES HE COUGHT HER WHEN SHE FELL THIS MAN LEGIT SWUNG OFF THE HIGHEST BUILDING OF THE WHOLE CITY TO CATCH HER!!!

self care dates and also late night grocery store run im talking like Serena will be like that one tt talmin' bout some "Hobbsy...i kinda want mint ice cream rn" and Hobie will hop on his bike with two junky ass speakers blasting bad brains "stay close to me" with her on the back.

after the first show together everyone thought that she was another groupie until one show he brought her on stage and literally puts on a matching choker on her in front of everybody!!!

they also have matching kandi bracelets that says "Hobbsy" for Serena and "ena" for Hobie.

(that's all for my sigilpunk babies sooo like always my inbox is open for facts and headcanons or question about them and as always loves staay fresh! - Paris <3)

[companionwolf]

So. Central.

[inhales]

I'll start off with a few answers to questions a pal in a server asked when I went PLEASE PLEASE ASK ME lol.

Fave color-- green.

Fave childhood item-- action figures; he also likes retro (80s) game consoles.

Fave food-- very classic Americana, so pizza, subs, steak, etc. Homemade is better.

Dogs or cats?- I associate him both with cats (namely black cats) and huskies, but I think he would be a dog person.

Okay, now here's the contents of my 'things I know about F/O!Central' doc. You should feel special; no one's seen this except maybe you (I don't remember) and one another friend. Used a OC emoji ask games questions for these.

Under the cut because wow long!

things I associate with my selfship: the colors dark green, XCOM blue and black, stars, cats, mallard ducks, otters, swords, oranges, acoustic guitar, the concepts of Halloween, camping, cooking, and crochet, the ocean, foxes, flannels, sweaters, map-making, weapons, coffee, action figures, 80s/90s/early 2000s stuff

- does crochet; he's actually better at it than I am 

- very loyal; sarcastic and stoic; secretly enjoys soft comfy things (feels like he has to hide it + his more vulnerable side because of being a guy?)

- he swears but not super often and I don't think he says fuck unless it's like REALLY bad (or uh. Really Good. 😏) 

- not superstitious (canon?)

- 'ghosts aren't real Commander'

- doesn't like gambling

- uses fidget stuff for more like. PTSD and dissociative stuff than ADHD/autism but the point is he uses them 

-- likes retro (80s, 90s) stuff; as a kid enjoyed early Nintendo titles

-- leery of furbies (sorry furbies this mental image is too funny)

-- pokemon team (chosen from mons he'd know about) Riolu (Lucario), Turtwig (Torterra), Cubone (Marowak), Absol, Axew (Haxorus), and Eevee (Sylveon); sylveon is shiny

⏳ HOURGLASS - are they usually late or on-time?

Punctual if he can help it.

🔫 PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?

He doesn't trust that easily, but once he does, he'd rather die than turn his back on them. He's been backstabbed before, in the days after base fall. If given a ultimatum, say death or betrayal, he'd die. 

📎 PAPERCLIP - a random fact.

He likes interior design and building things. 

📦 PACKAGE - what are some “most likely to…” that can apply to them?

'Mostly likely to forgo medical attention.'

'Mostly likely to shield someone else with his body.'

🖍️ CRAYON - what advice would you give to them?

Please see a therapist. Also love me but that's a request not advice.

⚙️ GEAR - what are your ocs thoughts on science & art? which do they give more importance to? how much value do they place on each?

Central doesn't really get science - he's more of a brawny type, but he respects it. He doesn't get art that much either, but he likes to see what others make. 

🔧 WRENCH - are they good at fixing relationships? or do they tend to avoid doing so?

He's fairly good at repairing relationships that are non-personal. With personal relationships, he flounders a bit but tries his best. 

❇️ SPARKLE - what is their most prized possession? what do they value?

Values practical things the most, like supplies, weapons, clothes, medical stuff, food, but is also pretty soft when it comes to personalized gifts. As for prized possession, it's the kandi bracelet the Commander gave him.

📏 RULER - is your oc well educated? where did they get their learning from?

Fairly well educated. I don't know yet because it hasn't been revealed to me (ie I haven't picked something that Feels correct).

🚲 BICYCLE - can they ride a bike? what do they remember from learning to ride a bicycle?

He can ride a bike. 

🌩️ LIGHTNING - are they scared of lightning?

No.

💧 DROPLET - random angst headcanon?

He wears long sleeves to cover self harm scars. It's one other reason he misses the sweater. 

❄️ SNOWFLAKE - do people consider them cold? if so, what made them this way?

Yes; trauma based. 

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

The alcohol addiction is self destructive; he also self isolates. He also can be just kinda irritable and a bit a of a dick to others. He's working on it.

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

He crochets and buys plushies for the Commander.

🌟 GLOWING STAR - what do they think about when they look at the night sky? is there someone they want to star gaze with?

It used to excite him, but now he looks at the stars with disdain. He thinks about what ifs. Stargazing seems romantic, though-- he'd do that, if his partner wanted. He'd even enjoy it.

🌠 SHOOTING STAR - if they could make any wish with no repercussions, what wish would they make?

That XCOM had won the initial war.

☄️ COMET - what do people assume about them? are they right?

That he's cold, unfeeling, mean. He IS cold, but it's an outside persona. He feels, he just doesn't express it much. 

💓 BEATING HEART - what gets their heart racing?

Physical touch (man's touch starved).

💘 HEART W/ ARROW - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

Loyalty, mostly. And no.

💗 GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticable? what changes when they’re in love?

...Honestly? Yeah it kinda is * stares at canon with my ship goggles on *; he gets softer for them, wayyyy devoted.

❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?

To others: Affirmation and gift giving. 

For himself (receiving): Acts of service and physical touch.

💙 BLUE HEART - do they miss their s/o easily? how do they act when their s/o isn’t around?

Because it's the Commander, he gets a little weird if they're apart for too long. He doesn't want to lose them again. He's often colder and standoff-ish even more when he doesn't know his partner is around. This slowly improves though.

💚 GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

Food; he likes cooking, especially homemade. Gifts, especially handmade. Parallel play. 

💖 SPARKLING HEART - are they a subtle or a showy lover?

Subtle. 

💌 LOVE LETTER - do they like love letters? what kind of messages do they leave for their partner?

He thinks love letters are way too vulnerable and mushy but at the Commander's request leaves little sticky notes around with encouragement.

[mydiary123]

The Best Time to Visit Sri Lanka and Stay in a Private Villa

Sri Lanka is a year-round destination that offers something for everyone. Whether you are looking for a relaxing beach holiday, a cultural and historical tour, a wildlife and nature adventure, or a wellness and ayurveda retreat, you can find it all in Sri Lanka. But when is the best time to visit Sri Lanka and stay in a private villa? Here are some of the factors that you should consider when planning your trip to Sri Lanka and staying in a private villa:

Weather

Weather is one of the main factors that you should consider when visiting Sri Lanka and staying in a private villa. Sri Lanka has a tropical climate that is influenced by two monsoons: the southwest monsoon (May to September) and the northeast monsoon (November to March). The southwest monsoon brings rain to the west and south coasts and the central hills, while the northeast monsoon brings rain to the east and north coasts. The best time to visit Sri Lanka and stay in a private villa depends on which part of the island you want to visit. Generally, the best time to visit the west and south coasts and the central hills is from December to March, while the best time to visit the east and north coasts is from April to September. However, you can also visit Sri Lanka and stay in a private villa during the inter-monsoon periods (October to November and April to May), when the weather is more unpredictable but also more pleasant and less crowded.

Festivals

Festivals are another factor that you should consider when visiting Sri Lanka and staying in a private villa. Sri Lanka has a rich and diverse culture that celebrates various festivals throughout the year. Some of the most popular and colorful festivals in Sri Lanka are the Sinhala and Tamil New Year (April), the Vesak (May), the Kandy Esala Perahera (July or August), the Deepavali (October or November), and the Christmas (December). These festivals are a great opportunity to experience the culture and lifestyle of Sri Lanka, as well as to enjoy the food, music, dance, and art of Sri Lanka. However, you should also be aware that these festivals can also cause some inconveniences, such as traffic jams, crowded places, and higher prices. Therefore, you should plan your trip to Sri Lanka and stay in a private villa accordingly, depending on whether you want to join the festivities or avoid the crowds.

Activities 

Activities are another factor that you should consider when visiting Sri Lanka and staying in a private villa. Sri Lanka offers a wide range of activities for all kinds of travelers, such as surfing, snorkeling, diving, kayaking, jet skiing, fishing, boating, whale watching, dolphin watching, turtle watching, safari, trekking, hiking, biking, camping, golfing, yoga, meditation, massage, herbal bath, and more. The best time to visit Sri Lanka and stay in a private villa depends on which activities you want to do and enjoy. Generally, the best time to do water sports and activities is from December to March on the west and south coasts and from April to September on the east and north coasts, while the best time to do wildlife and nature activities is from May to September on the west and south coasts and from December to March on the east and north coasts. However, you can also do other activities throughout the year, depending on the weather and the availability of the facilities and services.

These are some of the factors that you should consider when visiting Sri Lanka and staying in a private villa. You can find the best private villas in Sri Lanka at Oceana Wadduwa, the best online platform for booking a private villa in Sri Lanka. Oceana Villas offers a wide range of private villas in Sri Lanka, such as villa for sale wadduwa, that suit your needs and wants. Oceana Villas also offers a high-quality and reliable service that helps you plan your trip to Sri Lanka and stay in a private villa. So, don't wait and visit Oceana Villas today and book your dream private villa in Sri Lanka. You will love it!

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Navigating the Pearl of the Indian Ocean: The Best Ways to Get Around in Sri Lanka.

Nestled in the Indian Ocean, Sri Lanka, often referred to as the "Pearl of the Indian Ocean," is a mesmerizing island nation known for its rich culture, diverse landscapes, and warm hospitality. As a traveler exploring this tropical paradise, one of the key considerations is how to navigate its vibrant cities, scenic countryside, and pristine beaches. In this guide, we'll delve into the best ways to get around in Sri Lanka, ranging from traditional modes of transportation to modern alternatives that cater to the diverse needs of tourists.

Tuk-Tuks: Iconic and Convenient

One of the most iconic modes of transportation in Sri Lanka is the tuk-tuk, a three-wheeled motorized vehicle that offers a convenient and affordable way to navigate both urban and rural areas. Tuk-tuks are readily available throughout the country, and their nimble nature allows them to navigate through bustling city streets and narrow village lanes. Negotiating fares is common, so it's advisable to agree on a price before starting the journey. Tuk-tuks are not only a practical means of transportation but also provide an authentic and memorable experience for tourists.

Trains: Scenic Journeys through Tea Plantations

Sri Lanka's railway system is renowned for its picturesque routes that wind through lush green landscapes, tea plantations, and charming villages. The train journey from Kandy to Ella, for example, is considered one of the most scenic in the world. Trains offer various classes, from budget-friendly third class to more luxurious observation cars. Booking tickets in advance, especially during peak tourist seasons, is recommended. Traveling by train not only provides a comfortable option but also allows tourists to soak in the breathtaking beauty of the island.

Buses: Affordable and Extensive Network

Buses are a popular and budget-friendly mode of transportation in Sri Lanka, connecting major cities and remote villages alike. The island's extensive bus network is operated by both government and private companies, offering a range of options from standard buses to air-conditioned coaches. While buses can be crowded and schedules may not always be punctual, they provide an authentic way to experience local life. It's advisable to check the schedules and routes in advance, and for longer journeys, consider opting for express or luxury buses.

Private Cars and Drivers: Comfort and Flexibility

Rental Scooters and Motorbikes: Freedom on Two Wheels

Exploring Sri Lanka on two wheels provides a sense of freedom and flexibility. Rental scooters and motorbikes are available in popular tourist areas, providing  sri lanka tour packages to navigate the island. It's essential to have a valid international driving license, wear appropriate safety gear, and familiarize yourself with local traffic rules. Riding through coastal roads, mountainous terrains, and scenic countryside on a motorbike can be an exhilarating experience for those seeking a more independent and adventurous journey.

Domestic Flights: Time-Efficient Travel

While Sri Lanka is a relatively small island, domestic flights can be a time-efficient option for those wanting to cover long distances quickly. Domestic airports connect major cities, reducing travel time between regions. This mode of transportation is particularly useful for travelers with limited time or those looking to explore different parts of the country without spending excessive hours on the road. However, it's essential to check flight schedules and book tickets in advance, as options may be limited.

Cycling: Eco-Friendly Exploration

For the eco-conscious traveler, cycling is an environmentally friendly and healthy way to explore Sri Lanka. Many cities and tourist destinations offer bike rentals, allowing visitors to pedal through scenic landscapes and vibrant local markets. Cycling provides a unique perspective, allowing travelers to engage with the surroundings at a leisurely pace. Some areas, such as the ancient city of Anuradhapura, have well-maintained cycling paths that lead to historical sites and archaeological wonders.

Ride-Sharing Apps: Urban Convenience

In major cities like Colombo and Kandy, ride-sharing apps offer a convenient and reliable way to get around. Apps like Uber and PickMe operate in Sri Lanka, providing an alternative to traditional taxis. These services offer upfront pricing, cashless transactions, and the ability to track the journey in real-time. Ride-sharing apps are particularly useful for navigating urban areas, where traffic congestion can be a challenge.

Conclusion:

Sri Lanka's diverse landscapes, rich cultural heritage, and warm hospitality make it a captivating destination for travelers. Choosing the right mode of transportation can significantly enhance the overall experience, allowing visitors to explore the island's beauty comfortably and efficiently. Whether it's the iconic tuk-tuks, scenic train journeys, budget-friendly buses, or adventurous motorbike rides, Sri Lanka offers a variety of transportation options that cater to different preferences and travel styles. Embracing the local modes of transportation not only adds authenticity to the journey but also provides an opportunity to connect with the vibrant spirit of this enchanting island nation.

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