#kaito simps

[incorrectphibrain]

Rook and Freecell: Due to personal reasons, we have decided to become incredibly evil.

Kaito: Rook! Freecell! Let's do a puzzle time together!

Rook and Freecell: Never mind, we're calm now.

[cyndraws]

im such a simp help me. Kaito simps unite!!!!!

pls send help

ft. Kaito and me (thats my sona) squishing his cheeks and being a simp. Cause that's me in real life. yeah

I cracked out the highlighters for this one cause I need colour to express my love properly

(Oh god the compression, anyways feel free to ask me what my depraved handwriting says 👍)

inspired by this:

ALso, noting that my style looks different? Yeah, I often use round shapes like this depending on the mood im feelings. round... soft...

[kaito-fanatic]

Kaito and Gakupo are so scrumdiddilyumptious like words cannot describe just how much I want to have a threesome with these two men

[hoomannotme]

Aunt Vermouth

So everyone knows Kaito kid right Kuroba Kaito and how he comes from a family of thieves right? Well as I have said Aunt Vermouth. Basing this off a post I saw before that talked about Conan seeing Kid work with Vermouth and having a mental breakdown about Kid being in the BO. So I wanted to spread this awareness.

Vermouth is the family friend of the Kuroba's either by Touchi or Chikage is up to you tbh. So Kaito meets Vermouth when he is very young and he sees her appear around the house every now and again so he knows about her and sometimes he even talks to her.

I feel like their conversations would be Kaito trying to show off his skills to her and she would think it's cute and play along with him. Kaito is so gender neutral and is a prankster so he likes dressing up as a girl to have some fun and I feel like Vermouth would enable him by buying him dresses that are fashionable and flexible for his more boyish characteristics.

So throwing in the detectives in this prompt is a bit difficult because Vermouth and Kid like sticking to the shadows. I feel like Conan would run in to Kid doing his Aunt a favor like stealing an artifact that is said to be cursed or something like that or something that got in the wrong hands like a clue for Conan that she wants him to deliver for her. We all know Conan would be freaking out because Kid is doing a favour for one of the top BO members and he would try and follow Kid to see where a posible BO base is only to find Kid in a disguise at a restaurant with Vermouth. Stuffing his face with cake as she gives him a new dress and they part ways with la bise(french greeting or goodbye).

Vermouth would totally know Conan is there too but she won't say anything because she thinks this misunderstanding is amusing.

[danizmomota]

oh… all the things I can talk about this man… <3

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He makes me so fuzzy and warm and and and eidneidheindiendiendiednie

[moonlxt]

I think there should be an award or something for people like me who has been simping for the same character for like a really long time. Look at him:

He's Kaito. I love this man. I love him so much that I have been simping for him the last 10 years. Even when he looked like this:

Or this, his first box art:

Or this, which is how many people portrayed him ten years ago in mmd:

Yes, he's just wearing the scarf.

I've loved this man when people suddenly decided his last name was Shion (even though he canonically doesn't have a last name) and was obsessed with ice cream.

And I still simped for him even when Sega and Crypton ignored him and Meiko to focus their efforts on Miku giving them each just 1 solo song in the earlier Project Diva games.

I still simped for him even when he had just one song at my first Miku Expo in 2021 when it was streamed in Twitch and his model looked like shit (But at least his scarf wasn't flying everywhere this time)

And I still love him now that I see him in project sekai finally getting the appreciation he deserves by the fans, Crypton and Sega.

And I will still love this silly man when Crypton decides to put him in the basement again when they eventually do it for some concert or merch like they always do.

Will I still like him in 10 years from now? Hell yeah, just look at him, he's precious even if his english voice sounds like Kermit with a cold sometimes.

I just love this silly dude.

[strawberrymixt]

ugh kaito's eyes are actually so pretty

[getwonderhoyd]

i need to do unspeakable things to him

[vocaloid-song-of-the-day]

Portrait of the Pirate F by Hitoshizuku × Yama△ feat. Kagamine Len, Kagamine Rin, MEIKO, KAITO, and Megurine Luka

[lightbulb-warning]

youtube video titled "TRY NOT TO SIMP CHALLENGE!!! (IMPOSSIBILE) (not clickbait)"

and it's just a 30 minute picture slideshow of Kaito Momota (a solid third of the pictures have him barefoot because his slippers kept falling off)

[revasserium]

his rich + self-aware combination topped the CAKE. yeah… he’s like… so so so so so funny. i also love how he’s associated with purple because i love love purple. speaking of kag’s VA, do u play the game in chinese or jpn dub? i assume jpn dub with cn text since u mentioned being able to understand the game in cn. also, u studied in florence? was it also for art or a student exchange sort of thing? — @anonymilk

anonymilk i'm saving ur prev ask as a request u__u imma write that shit BINCH I AM SO HYPE.

i uh -- play each character w/ a dif voice pack bc i'm UNWELL i mean -- i just... have a thing for voices? so i went through the official tot website and like.... listened to all the va's and picked the ones that i liked the best:

marius (JPN)

artem (S-CH)

luke (T-CH)

vyn (KR)

and the ensemble cast speak jpn bc... i'm writing this game off as my jpn language practice.... bc yeah... that's totally what i play it for. uh-huh.

[incorrectphibrain]

Cubik: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Kaito.

Gammon: What? Not everyone likes Kaito.

Nonoha: Who doesn't?

Gammon: Well-

Nonoha, grabbing a shovel: Names now, give me their names.

Gammon: Where the heck did you get that—

Freecell: Please kindly give us their names.

Rook and Cubik: *Waiting with computers in front of them*

Gammon: Don't tell me ya'll are gonna hunt them down

All of them: Precisely

[ticklish-n-stuff]

I want to bite his shoulder like the sane Kaito simp I am

[itsana004]

Kaito's italian voice is kinda.. 😳

[tokuteasings]

Okay, but you cannot tell me Goshikida Kaito doesn’t like roleplay. He lives for dressing up

*deep inhale*

Ohhh it's illegal for him to look any fucking gorgeous than he already is.

But Kaito is def into roleplay. He's all innocent so he can't help but fumble and has this cuuute little blush to his cheeks and he's squirming in his seat as you look down upon him. His hands neatly behind his back as you take his chin into your hand and force him to look up at you, your thumb skittering over his lips and he parts them ever so slighty.

He wants to tell you something, to dart out his tongue to lick obediently but you glare down at him and he shrinks. "What did I say about disobeying me, honey?"

And Kaito whines under your touch, a sheepish small smile, "I'm sorry..." he squirms in his little business suit he has as the secretary to this roleplay.

You smirk and lean down, "Good boy," he whines at the name, leaning further into the touch you bless him with.

You need to do this more often, when you wake up to see Kaito covered in hickies and marks

[risingsilence]

You thought it was over, but here I come with [pt.3] of the photos i took of my ruikasa zamza mv