I mean we're all in agreement that the fanon version of The Jennifer Incident (that Ben was protecting a girl called Jennifer on a mission, lost control of The Horror and it ripped him apart) is miles more compelling and emotionally engaging from a character perspective right?
That a member of The Umbrella Academy, a group labelled with the vague & lofty goal of saving the world, but realistically a family of fucked-up selfish kids, sacrificed themselves to save someone "insignificant"?
We all agree that that's a much better explanation than apocalypse-inducing sex scenes right????
Ok but that Ruoska video that Vita posted and Bojan's face after "ku baby justin bieberii"? I mean of course he's smiling when Jere performs BUT you can't tell me that it isn't him being all "yup dat me, I'm his Justin Bieber" 🥰
So yeah asdfghjkll Bojan literally leaned towards the other guys just before that line, he wanted to make sure they know it’s about HIM. And Bojči, what was that hand movement you did while Jere sang ’bieberii’? Care to share with the class?
“What do you think a knight is for, girl? You think it's all taking favors from ladies and looking fine in gold plate? Knights are for killing. I killed my first man at twelve. I've lost count of how many I've killed since then. High lords with old names, fat rich men dressed in velvet, knights puffed up like bladders with their honors, yes, and women and children too—they're all meat, and I'm the butcher.”
—A Clash of Kings, Sansa IV
Sandor Clegane, by Justin Sweet, for the A Song of Ice and Fire 2024 Calendar
the fact that first Justin put Taako, From TV* into a Steeplechase episode, and then once the novelty of that had worn off, put Shrek** into the same episode and spoke exclusively in a Shrek voice for about half an hour, meaning that as soon as the boys moved onto a new area, I was fucking quaking in my boots about who the next NPC could possibly be — only for Justin to decide to play a 5'7 ordinary guy named Justin, because he was just so tired of doing voices and wanted to signal to his family that this guy was unimportant, yet instead somehow incited such an utterly bonkers feral energy in the PCs with that decision that Beef Punchley fucking punched Character!Justin in the face with brass knuckles in front of a security camera, immediately knocking him unconscious and jeopardizing the entire heist, is possibly the single greatest series of consecutive rug pulls in the history of The Adventure Zone
*cast member portraying Taako at Fantasy Disney World for presumably minimum wage
**by Shrek I actually mean Shroog. kiss him and you'll get an "I Smooched Shroog" sticker