#justice league: war

[thebibliosphere]

I'm watching Justice League: War, and I'm sorry, but Green Lantern shielding himself and Batman in a green ball of light while Superman proceeds to kick them around Metropolis like a dodgeball is so fucking funny.

Bruce just saw the inside of three buildings go past real quick because they got punched through them by Superman, and he's relying on Hal to keep him alive. A man who a mere few hours ago accused him of being a vampire then went off on him for not having any superpowers and whose ring Bruce managed to steal with a sleight-of-hand trick to make a petty point.

His control freak issues must be screaming.

[redbelles]

What? Nobody asked you to prom, so now you dress as a bat and prowl around your parents' basement?

JUSTICE LEAGUE: WAR (2014) dir. Jay Olivia

[zoya-nazyalantsov]

batlantern worms are eating my brain HELPPPP

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

(somebody make this a meme)(please)

My little sillies <33

[batlantern-abyss]

thinking about the justice league: war to batlantern shipper pipeline

[arson-jellyfish69]

Craving angst rn.

JL:war Scene where Helen gets stolen by parademons and while the heroes are regrouping after securing a perimeter/ containing the parademons to one location, Hal is freaking the fuck out on a chair in the back. Everyone saw the girl get stolen but nobody knew that she and Hal are related.

A few hours later while they are bringing all the people who got abducted back, there is one child who run off and hid in rubble and no one can get through to her to come out. Hal shows up after helping with the other abductees not finding his niece and the other leaguers are about to tell him to leave it since the child is obviously afraid and he's not known for being a comforting figure, and he just walks directly through them, lets his GL suit melt away and kneels by the hole she has stuffed herself in.

Wonder woman is about to pull him away before the kid jumps out at him and tackles him so falls flat on his ass in a hug, holding onto his flight suit while crying. Hal wraps his arms around her and just holds her until she calms down, then gets off the floor and picks her up.

"Let's go find your dad before he beats my butt"

[archivedjuice]

he's so proud that he was emailed as much as that cyborg was sharing a joke with him that's fucking adorable

[groundrunner100]

My Bat Symbol

In celebration of Batman Day, I drew my own Batman symbol.

No references used, completely freestyle. Will probably use it for a Batman drawing down the road.

Happy Batman Day, my fellow Dark Knights & Caped Crusaders!

[singswan-springswan]

Reasons to watch Justice League: War (2014)

free on tubi

absolute banger start with Dry Humor Hal

"Batman is real????"

once again we bring you speculation of Batman Turned Villain?/Is He Abducting Random Civilians Or Is That Just Parademons?

We have Green Lantern thinking Batman's a cryptid right out of the gate then going "wait you're not just some guy in a bat costume, right?" while Batman gives him a deadpan stare and Green Lantern weeps and also they are in the sewers

Bruce "I make it my business to know" Wayne, for your consideration

Billy Batson conning his way into a football game

Billy Batson being a fan of Victor Stone??? and stealing his jersey

Victor is a nice young gentlemen to everyone except his father, with whom he devolves into Indignant Gremlin and will Break Things watch out

Flash and Victor's dad being friends

poor Barry went and got burritos for EVERYONE and SOMEONE STOLE HIS

Green Lantern and Batman already hate each other's guts

Bruce stole Green Lantern's ring just to be feral and made fun of him for it

✨Utility Belt✨

space cop Green Lantern

Superman's costume is so sexy

testosterone overdose with Green Lantern, Batman, and Superman all in the same scene: 368 dead, 1,590 injured. Obligatory catfight between those three while also there are hostile parademon soldiers flying around everywhere

Bruce stopping Superman in his tracks by saying his name quietly

Clark just staring at Batman for a second, then: "Bruce Wayne??"

"who's Bruce Wayne?" help

Diana publicly coerces a man into admitting that he cross-dresses as her and it makes him feel powerful while standing in the middle of a hostile mob on her way to meet the american president

3 seconds later she decides to ditch the president and go get ice cream

Diana thinks ice cream is The Best

Diana makes friends with Hannah and adopts her on the spot

🚨Flash and Green Lantern bromance!!🚨

"Batman is real????"

Diana is Bloodthirsty.

oops victor got yeeted. maybe he shouldn't have touched that glowing alien space box in his dad's lab

Billy's gonna fight demons in his backyard alone at night with a baseball bat which in no way seems saf--⚡SHAZAM⚡

squad is so lit my dudes

actually they are so cool together

the writers were clearly Clark/Diana shippers because man there was SO MUCH chemistry between those two

Diana gets to stab Darkseid in the eyeball with her sword :3

Barry gets to stab the other eyeball with a crowbar :3

Batman tells Green Lantern he's normal and then disguises himself as a civilian in .002 seconds and promptly hitches a ride on a parademon like he's hailing a fricking taxi and gets carried off into the night, leaving the rest of the heroes to hold the line while he tries to rescue Superman from wherever he got portal-ed off to single-handedly BRUCE SHUT UP

Green Lantern is really bad at giving speeches. but like. it's funny

Everyone kicks alien butt

Bruce does, in fact, end up saving Superman single-handedly

Victor is soooo OP

Diana punches Captain Marvel through a wall and shoves her sword in his face and says "you are a warrior, not a child! act like it!" LIKE NO MA'AM HE'S LITERALLY TEN YEARS OLD

Captain Marvel does not stop flirting with Diana throughout the time they work together

Green Lantern said "I like trains"

lads I am not joking about how cool the squad is

Victor has bad reception so he flies into the clouds. pray

Victor finds out Captain Marvel is actually an infant and lets him keep the jersey. Billy cracks jokes about his arm being a cannon

Diana calls them all gods. she said Batman is Hades. send help.

Sean Astin voices Captain Marvel

I'm not the biggest fan of the way they drew Superman's face. it's too shaped. BUT the rest of the animation is so spirited and vibrant. storyboard and choreography is phenomenal, not to mention the cinematography! amazing animation

Batman, to Green Lantern: let them think we're friends so the cops don't get me

dialogue is so much fun and so rich. no lines wasted. full to bursting with wit and humor

exposition is breathtaking, considering the time frame they were working with. I'm honestly floored. they took an hour of screen time and made it feel more than twice as long. holy kriff, that's some masterful storytelling right there

this film had more character development for a cast of seven than most modern movies--and some shows--have for one character

excellent voice acting

completely stand-alone; can be watched and thoroughly enjoyed without any prior knowledge

[manmilkers]

Why is everybody convinced Bruce Wayne has Kardashian-level fame?? He's literally a “Gotham-celeb” that is, Gotham royalty. Like, can any of you name any multimillionaire socialites that live in New Jersey? Can you?? No? How about a more popular place, say- Atlanta? NY?? No! No you cannot! I can't even name them and I lived there most of my life! Green Lantern literally goes- “Who?” when Superman outs Batman's identity. The only way anybody knows Bruce Wayne's name off-rip is if they're a techie nerd impressed with Wayne tech products, a lifelong Gothamite, or somebody running a 501 c charity chasing donations, or a reporter. The only way people outside Gotham would be widely aware of him is infrequent cameos in his peers’ “Keeping up w the Kardashians” style shows rich socialites might have. Literally who is this guy.

[if-i-hate-the-headline]

justice league: war

so i’m watching this movie and i’m like 15 minutes into it and i already want to marry batman superman and green lantern because the animation is so good and they’re so hot

but tell me why

this movie is so gay

like they’re constantly on top of each other

[i-know-my-batman]

Enrichment. For you!

I KNOW THIS ONE

Its from the Justice League: War movie

here's the clip

Timestamp 2:32

[streamondemand]

'Justice League: War' – superheroes collide on HBO Max

Justice League: War (2014) reimagines the first meeting of the DC superhero stars: Superman (voiced by Alan Tudyk), Batman (Jason O’Mara), Wonder Woman (Michelle Monaghan), Green Lantern (Justin Kirk), The Flash (Christopher Gorham), and less obviously Shazam (aka Captain Marvel) (Sean Astin) and Cyborg (Shemar Moore). They fight the nihilistic Darkseid here, the most powerful of DC’s villains,…

[angstandhappiness]

Truly his father's son, every way.

Like father, like son.

[frownyalfred]

Clark mentions something about being confused why Black Canary is with Green Arrow one day to Bruce while on the Watchtower (pre identity reveal?) and Bruce has to fight his way through that conversation without revealing that 1) he knows, from firsthand experience, exactly why Dinah is with Oliver 2) she’s just as bad as he is, if not arguably much worse and 3) she is 98% of that man’s impulse control and they can’t break up without disrupting several of Bruce’s contingencies