#just... stab it... many times
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From the previous two Dragon Age games, I was so used to doing most of the work in combat, and it took me a bit to get used to the combos and relying on my companions in Veilguard. At first, I also frequently forgot that I had the lyrium dagger, which means that I could essentially do magic a little, despite playing a rogue. Also, blocking? What's blocking? Dodge or die. So, on a rogue, during a significant portion of my first playthrough, I just fought like
#just... stab it... many times#it must die eventually#what do you mean my companions can help me?#what do you mean I have a dagger with magical abilities?#oh right#they can#💗#and I do#also properly blocking is super satisfying#I'm still exploring all the combat options
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I find it so funny that Logan had no idea who wade was or even that he had regenerative healing powers until he literally tried to kill him and then had no reaction when wade didn’t die
#like he literally just went straight for murder#great now I get to stab you as many times as I want#and then when he didn’t die was just like#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool spoilers
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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
#one piece#drawing#fanart#corazon#cora san#op rosinante#donquixote rosinante#this man has too many names#trafalgar law#op law#donquixote doflamingo#I love cora#he wants to be a good person but is lowkey mediocre at it#he eats like a freak#he looks like a freak#he chose not to speak just bc he's petty#he gave up his life's mission after getting stabbed by a 12 year old#he lied to and betrayed every person that he loved#two out of the three gave him a pass because he was funny one time#he aggresively changed law's life for the better#and he spontaneously catches fire and loses all motor functions#he's literally perfect#anyways law is here because he is simply a good character#can i really put all of this in the tags?#insane
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the wound man
#malevolent#malevolent pod#Arthur Lester#spoilers (kinda)#nappiart#i mean he was stabbed so many times in the last episode and he just keeps on truckin'#so of course i had to compile his various injuries#bless all yall who keep track of his booboos#yeah i never wanna crosshatch again#tried to fit seven daggers on his chest but man they just wouldn't fit
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Dpxdc 180
Did Danny abuse the fact the GIW needed his parents tech. Yes of course. Danny not phantom seemed to be the trouble maker as of late. His parent threatened to withhold tech and blue prints from them if the GIW touched their kids.
Did he get caught breaking ember and boxy out of a government facility? yes. He expected the lecture he got.
The next jail break. It was not him. It was sam, Then the third. Also not him. That was Val… then it was Tucker. But not him.
The blame fell on him.
He did not expect to be shipped out of state. The GIW were happy to cover all costs. Even got him into a decent highschool. And had an apartment all arranged.
Gotham?
Not where he was expecting.
The assassination attempts. Also surprising.
Not so surprising. Tucker found out the GIW wanted to “silence” him. Offering a lot of money.
Of course his parents don’t listen. He is 15 perfectly fine to be all alone. Even if he is near some place with the nickname crime alley. Nope. He is just being dramatic. They tell him no one wants him dead.
#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc#dcxdp prompt#dpxdc prompt#giw want him out of the picture#do they put out hits on him of course#Danny didn’t try think it through#he got way with it why wouldn’t he just keep doing it#bats are just wondering why this kid is on so many hit lists#jack and Maddie just dont believe Danny#think he is being dramatic#why would ppl put a hit on him?#Danny had been stabbed 6 times#that’s enough please#red hood takes one look and goes#what is this#that is a child#Valarie is a part of team phantom#she befriended cujo with a re introduction#the Giw also didn’t think this through#they expected him to be dead before anyone took notice
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yeah so this was insane
#i feel like too many people reduce this interaction to jason being like ‘lol same’#but idk :/#this chapter is from jason’s pov#and leading up to it he’s like ‘people keep walking on eggshells around me bc of the the michael varus stab wound’#and he hates it so when he goes on deck to help out with the storm#everyone’s like wtf except for percy#and jason states how much he appreciated percy not treating him like a sick kid#and i feel like it’s echoed in this sentiment where jason could say so many things like#‘you should never feel that way’ ‘im here if you need anything’#but he doesn’t make percy feel alone in his desire to just…. end it all#which ik for some people that doesn’t work but you’re not a character in hoo and percy is dealing with so much guilt#and he can’t tell annabeth bc she’s a main aspect of that guilt#and he doesn’t wanna guilt her more and he feels ashamed and when he describes this he feels weird for feeling it#so having jason this tough guy be like ‘yo i understand it bc i felt the same way#that’s gotta mean a lot to percy#also insane how jason who also struggles to display vulnerability#allows it in one of few times in this moment just so percy this guy he’s supposed to be jealous about#feels comforted and not alone in his guilt and shame#and also it’s just insane how jason’s wanting to kay em ess does not get talked about AT ALL#and just seeing his mom and the pressure of new rome getting to him#like this scene is insane and i’ll never shut up about it#also ignore me i’m just finishing my reread of hoo that took all summer#jason grace#percy jackson#pjo#ashla.txt
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Breaking Bread, and Spilling Soup.
[Bonus art]
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang yanli#jin zixuan#The amount of times I had to double check my spelling for Jin Zixuan...#Why does he have to have a cousin who's name is just one letter off...why...#I originally wrote out WWX asking for an update on his sister more explicitly - however even the Audio Drama has LWJ pick up#on the fact WWX wants to hear news about how JYL is doing. Though I'm certain he knows how much it will sting.#This might be official somewhere - but I personally believe that LWJ made the stop in Yiling to run into WWX to share the news.#Three days feels like a remarkable short time to tell someone about a wedding...though I imagine this wasn't LWJ's first attempt.#Maybe he delayed because he felt like it was not his news to share. Maybe he tried for weeks to find him.#Regardless...ouchie! A fun reminder that Jiang Yanli still means a lot to WWX even if he did cut ties with Yunmeng Jiang.#How many stabs to the heart did this feel like? To not be invited at all? To know she's marrying someone you fear will treat her poorly?#To know that the world and people you left behind haven't stayed stagnent. That they are moving on and moving away from you?#It never feels good to be left behind. Even when we burn the bridges with our own hands.
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Twelve times the trans community saved Luffy (and the one time it didn't)
#one piece#trans#luffy#monkey d luffy#bon clay#mr 2#ivankov#emporio ivankov#crocodile#sir crocodile#yamato#this looked better in my head#but oh well#graphic design is my passion#i just wanted to display how many times luffy has been saved by the transgenders because it brings me so much joy#((and yeah crocodile stabbed him but then again he also birthed him so))#okay now for the blog-specific tags#nb royalty#gender bender#crocoboy#rubber boy#kir's originals
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universal healthcare is not broken and anyone trying to convince you it is is delusional and a dckrider for big health insurance. yes there are wait times but waiting for care is Not the same as being denied care.
in america your physician prescribes care and an insurer can still cuck you out of it because someone across the continent who has never met you can say: doesn’t seem medically necessary. Leaving you to handle a bill that is wildly inflated by the same insurers that just denied you.
let me drill it through your head you can pay thousands a year in premiums and still end up sick and financially burdened for years by One incident. no insurance company is Avoiding going broke by denying claims. theyre doing it to profit off your misfortune and your illness. Because healthcare fundamentally does not cost the amount that they claim it to be.
#delete later#out of pocket rant#i hate these god awful takes on universal health care#and i hate this oh he killed a father#how many fathers do you think uhc let die be real with me#oh 8 billion is only 6% profit margin#bitch it could be 2 percent it could be a negative loss#this is me saying oh i resold a shoe for $60 after buying it for $50 when i also made it for 80 cents#i have been denied things like chest xrays and lung exams#i btw have had a chronic cough for 4+ years#in canada i got this done on the same fking day and results back within a month#there are indeed horror stories and on both sides of know ppl who died due to delayed diagnosis#and ppl who died bc they didnt even want the diagnosis it would have cost them too much#but robbing someone of the choice in my opinion is the worse of the two#putting someone in an impossible position like that is evil#this country love god so much better start praying u stay healthy bc thats the most important thing#also like those horror stories of wait times in the er#im gonna be real if u have severe stomach pain are actively bleeding heart attack or stroke#you will be seen asap#yes if unfortunately everyone around u that day decided to have a stroke or heart attack ur appendicitis will be punted down the line#this is a resource issue NOT a cost issue#this is a they also cut funding to nursing school and limited the number of ppl who can pursue medical degrees issue#not a we dont have privatized health care issue#bc ultimately u need a doctor to see u#not someones sister who is taking stabs at it#and every doctor is bound by the concept of time???#u still have to wait in america ur Charged for it also#and yall it doesn’t even have to be a Big incident#ur local urgent care might just be closed after 8pm and at 9pm u need stitches#or have severe stomach pains and just want it checked
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Bruce: now, for the last part of this meeting
Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian, Cass, and Duke: ?
Bruce: -turns around to bring up a power point presentation, the title card of which just reads 'Please Be Normal About Tim'-
Bruce: -turns back around-
Bruce: ...Tim why are you the only one still here
Tim: I just like power point presentations
#Jason keeps beating up Tim and then chasing him around trying to get him to join him#including AFTER Tim kicked him directly in the balls#he had a whole murder board about Tim when he was stalking him#Damian also keeps trying to beat up/kill Tim and prove he is the 'superior Robin'#Dick is generally pretty chill but he and Tim have a history of getting into shenanigans together#also Dick has a tendency to go a bit feral when Tim is involved and hurt#Stephanie once said Tim had a 'bad case of the Stephs' and while I love that for her absolutely not#Cass neither wants to kill Tim nor be romantically entangled with him#which is good!#but like Dick she also goes along with his plans without as many follow up questions as she should probably have#and by 'as many' I mean 'any'#she pretended to stab him through the chest to throw off a bunch of assassins#and I'm pretty sure she didn't question a single second of it#Tim just turned to her like 'I have a fake sword and I need you to pretend to kill me with it'#Cass just gave a thumbs up with no follow-up questions#Duke#my beloved#I know he and Tim don't interact much in canon#but in my heart I feel he would not be normal about Tim either#like regular ass Tim Drake figuring out Batman's secret identity and deciding to just become Robin because Gotham and Batman need it?#attaching rockets to a skateboard to get around?#coming up with insane and convoluted plans and consistencies that don't make sense to anyone else?#plans and contingencies that WORK?#Duke would see Tim as aspirational and go along with whatever insane bullshit nonsense he comes up with just to see what happens#he would 100% be down for whatever Tim has planned and would absolutely feed into it#he just wants to crank that little chaos gremlin up to eleven and watch him go#Bruce is desperate to keep them from interacting in any capacity for longer than thirty seconds at a time because HE KNOWS#HE KNOWS what will happen if they ever team up#it's why he put them on separate shifts#for the record Bruce ALSO had to sit through this presentation
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The best thing about having a kid nephew and a toddler niece is running around the house screaming through an epic sword fight, and by epic sword fight, I mean I got beaten to death with plastic swords while making various dramatic death screams.
#spazzcat barks#personal#i am dead just so everyone is aware#they killed me#stabbed many many times#and also kicked#it was not an honorable match#i didnt stand a chancr alas
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I have a real soft spot for the headcanon that Gabriel is one of the only--if not the only--angel who has never killed another angel before which is part of the reason it was so hard for him when Dean asked him to kill Lucifer.
#he'll beat up angels like cas no problem bc he's a dickbag older brother but thats a far cry from fratricide#this isnt meant to be a moral defense of gabriel bc. not killing angels doesnt counteract killing people and indeed sometimes many times in#fact it is good to kill angel. especially lucifer#he's just my conflict and responsibility averse king#michael handed him a blade and told him to go stab angels and gabriel said “but im baby 🥺” and was shocked when it didnt work#gabriel spn#supernatural
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If I'm honest, the whole "love in every stitch" saying for fiber artists does not apply to me, like. I'm trying to get this fucking hook into stubborn yarn and I'll be stabbing it like it owed me money. Is that love because I hope not 😭💀
#art#crochet#honestly the closest thing i feel to love when crocheting is this feeling that this is bigger than me if that makes sense...#...i think it'sthe feeling of knowing how old the craft itself is and knowing that millions of people have done the same as you...#...millions of people have stabbed their crochet hook into the yarn because it's stubborn but so are you...#...millions of people in the past have sat and devoted their time and effort into all of this...#...millions of people have passed on this knowledge and kept this thing alive...#...and it's the feeling of knowing that humans across millenia aren't THAT different#to our core we are more or less similar - across the ages across the colours across everything. that really comforts and humbles me#have you looked up ancient textiles? because that also sparks these emotions in me#it makes me think about the tupes of people to make the textile but also about who wore it#and so many of them are still beautiful and colourful and it shows you SO MUCH about the people who made them#even the ones that are tattered and faded and stripped of colour still feel beautiful...#...because it has SURVIVED. it is evidence of a people who made it and a people who had technical skills#and THIS is why i HATE HATE HATE the idea that ancient people were just 'dumb' and 'uneducated'#that is so unfair to them and cruel and just. wrong. (and often it reeks of white supremacy)#i'm sorry i rant and rave about this so much but i canNOT be normal about this. i can't be normal about humanity#i am learning to love humanity and learn about us and learn everything and it'll never be enough - i will never know enough#i will never know everything about everybody and it will be the death of me#okay the only thing i liked about the greatest showman movie was Never Enough because that is me thinking about all this
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god rewatching the clips and just. the murder mystery gift was so fucking funny.
pac, mike, richarlyson, and foolish were just tazing each other before the ceremony for no reason and out of NOWHERE went "hey, what if we leave a dead body at the wedding with no explanation? just kill one of us and wait for someone to find it?" and everyone agreed. "yes, this is a normal and fun thing to plan. of course, let's do it right away." then they made a whole murder mystery, with evidence on the body and a mysterious shack in the woods. also they tried to frame it on slime for some reason??? after setting it up they all just sat in the wedding venue like "why did we do that?" "no fucking clue. i think it was the tazers."
and then they followed through and did it anyways. and the groom did indeed thoroughly enjoy it as a wedding gift.
#qsmp#also#when they caught foolish and he was all 'it was an accident i didnt meant to i swear !!!!'#and cellbit was like 'oh no yeah i get that. it just happens.'#'how many times did you stab him?' 'uhhh 4 times' 'yeah yeah 4's an accident number. i forgive you.'
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I just watched Mizumono for the first time and now I’m emotionally destroyed 🥲
ok but seriously tho THE ACTING, THE CONFLICT ON BOTH SIDES!!!! IT WAS LITERALLY THE MOST WELL DONE AND HEARTBREAKING THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE!!!
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham#hannibal mizumono#just watched mizumono for the first time#now I’m in tears#genuinely tho I cried SO many times while watching this episode#I knew the homoerotic stabbing was coming cuz I’m in the fandom#but I was NOT READY YALL#😭😭😭
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Can we yap about how much these two GENUINELY need each other and can't STAND the fact they know this and despise that it's true!! 😭
More so Dazai than Chuuya, honestly- he's a very needy guy XD
Like they don't need each other to survive - the 4 years apart made it clear, but. They both seem so much more alive and genuine next to each other aughhh
Both know there's no other person that understands them so well, but the fact that *someone* can basically read their thoughts before they even say em is what also scares em sm,,, like yeah i hate you and i hate the fact that you know me so well. And i also hate the fact that i know you so well too,,,
Tho there r times when they REALLY need each other to survive, not metaphorically or anything. Chuuya needs Dazai durning Corruption and Dazai needs Chuuya when uh. Making these stupid plans where he plays a princess who needs a prince on a white horse to save him. Be it Dead Apple or even the Dragon's Head Conflict.
And it makes me go so aughhh bc none of them have to use these tactics that put their lives in the hands of the other, but they still do and aughhh the trust they have for each other makes me throw up
#sab q&a#literally babbling about stuff everyone knows about#but please skk trust means so much to me#like#just compare them with beast skk#in dhc og Chuuya didn't even wait for Dazai#he activated Corruption knwoing the other is right beside him and will stop him eventually#(even if Chuuya said not to do that at the time)#(like Dazai just wont let him die)#but at the same point in time#beast dazai had to convince chuuya to even activate corruption bc chuuya didn't trust him enough#and what he did to convince him??? dazai literally stabbed himself in his leg to show that he won't run away and leave chuuya there#like aughh#beastzai must've left chuuya so many times before that atp this was the only way to make him trust him#dying screaming throwing up#they make me feel so unwell#umm anyway#i also think it's not that 'dazai needs chuuya more' or the other way around#they're equally insane#goodnight
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