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I can't help but watch Corlys and Rhaenys's scene in "The Burning Mill" without thinking Corlys's whole thing with the bread is just a very well-intentioned charm offensive and a diversion away from anything that could lead to how he is feeling.
Rhaenys makes a reluctant comment about him possibly being required at the council and he's like: DID I THANK YOU FOR THE BREAD?
Honestly, he tries to make himself not a thing for her to worry about and make himself a safe space for her but she knows it's a lie which makes it impossible for her to lean on him. Gah!!
Still cute though.
#house of the dragon#rhaenys targaryen#corlys velaryon#rhaenys x corlys#just want to smash their heads together#they both genuinely think they're doing either the only thing they can do and/or the best thing for them to do#Because who the heck has time for marriage counselling on a war footing?
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“I’m sorry. I became the very thing I vowed not to be.”
“Don’t be sorry, it’s not your fault.”
Art template meme (Iykyk re: the template, I couldn’t help it, it fit the scenario so perfectly)
HELLOOOO y’all heard of monster fucking, but have you ever heard of monster angst instead? Well look no further, because boy oh boy I got a lot of it rotating in my head like a rotisserie chicken.
Anyways, I do some writing for fun, surprise, this is my AU that I word vomited out awhile back. If you know the fic, no you don’t. Who the fuck wrote that? Not me.
Your typical post AC Sephiroth revival + redemption but with a twist, aka his body is too far gone to be saved so he has to deal with some really fucked up body dysmorphia along with the already existing trauma and consequences of his actions under Jenova’s control.
And also yes he’s crying mako tears.
#you thought I only liked fluff?#well you’re wrong bc I also like angst AND body horror#there’s lots of really nice post ac seph redemption fics out there#but I wanted to be quirky and different ahaha#NOT romantic aeriseph as usual#strictly platonic also bc I hc aroace seph :))) never mentioned it but now you know#if you want to hear me yap more about this AU#PLEASE PLEASE don’t be afraid to ask#this shit’s been stuck in my head for almost a year now#ffvii#ff7#sephiroth#aerith gainsborough#safer sephiroth#bizarro sephiroth#idk I just smashed their designs together into one#AU
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do you think zoro and sanji have brain damage from the amount of time they spend smashing their foreheads together. i feel like that would explain a lot.
#one piece#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#i refuse to use the vinsmoke sanji tag because zeffs his dad not judge#sue me he makes me sad so i dont want to call him that#zosan#< if you want to read this that way#idc either way for this specifically i just think theyre dumb#and maybe theyd be less dumb if they werent constantly smashing their heads together#just a thought
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Tango: you wardens are USELESS!! So stupid! What am I even paying you for?? Can’t you do something useful for ONCE?!
Wardens, using all 3 of their brain cells: But dad!! You said you wanted to shut down the dungeon while you were gone! So we all hid so you’d have to shut the dungeon down until you could get us!!! We want to help!!!!!
Tango:……I hate you so much
#each warden has exactly 1 brain cell and they need to smash their heads together to have A ThoughtTM#the wardens just want to help#trying to help dad#but unfortunately they’re so SO stupid#hermitcraft#decked out 2#decked out
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Yeah, ok so, uhhh, that last w.i.p? Yeah, I'll get to that, I promise. But I got distracted again, bcs i wanted to draw fem!crankcase rq?? But I forgot the ''quick'' bit of rq. So uh, yeah, here's another w.i.p for the time being <3
#ive been balancing upon the precipice of a head cold. and i fear it grows stronger by the hour. so. that'll be fun again lol#also. whoo! lets have a round for self-indulgence in creating whatever the hell you want! bcs this trio in particular is hnnnggg#they're so silly to me. i love them. and hitting them with the lesbian beam has me right back to kicking my feet and twirling my hair#wtf are they even called? fulcrankfire? crankfulfire? miscrankrum? yeesh. anyways. i love them. and am smashing them together like dolls rn#ough#in other news-#i need to sit myself down and explain that sometimes. dipshit. you can just do doodles. it doesn't have to be rendered or ''neat''#but until i do that. it's just loads of unfinished things for the current perceivable future. i'll get there tho. one day.#once i defeat the anxiety. and perfectionism. and the weird fuckass shame that resides deep in my bones. i'll be free 👍#so for now. it's wips and the occasional rare finished thing =] yay yippee whoo hoo !!#crankcase#fulcrum#misfire#my art
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FremiMay Day 20: Liyue
This is related to a previous FremiMay post where I made an entire au with lore.
In that post I made a very brief mention of how I think Freminet's idol after escaping the Fatui would be Chongyun. They have similar personalities but in this au Freminet would see Chongyun as someone he wants to be as strong and kind as. Freminet doesn't have to worry about accidentally hurting Chongyun because cryo is one of the only things that can actually stop Freminet when he's feral.(So their relationship is similar to the Collei/Amber kind)
But for the Liyue prompt I decided to do the OTP(Xingyun) with the experiment au Freminet. Fremi is just taking a nap.
I gave a very brief color just to have identifiers of who is who.
I'll likely spruce it up and actually make it look more than a sketch sometime-- but like I've said previously. The purpose of these daily challenges is for me to get confident in sharing my art. And sometimes getting the art out is way more important than making something perfect.
Tomorrow's prompt is Inazuma!
#fremimay#genshin#genshin impact#xingyun#i dont wanna main tag fremi cuz hes just... not the focal point.#and not obviously freminet at first glance#i had another doodle#but that one was more of a posing challenge and i would need to actually add details other than hair if i wanted to post it#and its very late so im not gonna do that lolol#i need to come up with a name for the au and i am tempted jusy to smash freminet/fatui or Freminet/experiment together#froceanet?? idk. freminet/oceanid#i still have the bad habit of pronouncing the t in my head brooooo
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what kind of toh ships do you like?
Huntlow is my number one always, I actually ended up getting into toh after ASIAS bc of how cute I thought they were together.
Im down with pretty much any Willow ship, she deserves all the love>> Other than that I enjoy lots of characters together, I’m a multishipper at heart
#val’s yapping#I only really have one notp that I can think of off the top of my head#the notp in question being Lunter but that’s mostly bc I just adore their platonic relationship#that being said I do like lavender winter/ entire hexsquad together so I don’t mind them in a group setting#I just like treating the characters like barbie dolls I can smash together#if you wanted something more in depth tho I can absolutely get into some ships I really like (some of em are pretty out there 💀)#also we were robbed of Willuz they were my everything in S1
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just imagining one of the doctors from arkham trying to get through to barton by calling an unprompted, sort of intervention-like therapy session even though he has been TOTALLY uncooperative even during the previous normal one's he's had with them and this doctor telling him something like ' you know, you can't just keep on fighting people who said something you don't like / did something you don't like towards you. you've got to communicate with them that you didn't like it ' while they're just staring at a barton who has like. the BIGGEST shiner on his face and dried blood underneath his nose from fighting someone that day is 💀 idk but for some reason, it's making me cackle JSJSJ he is so bad and for what reasonnn
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#man's is really the type to go ' oh so you want to call me a freak / asshole / whatever may have been said? then DIE ' LIKE OMGGG#it's really not that deep but as y'all probably already know barton is IMPULSIVE as all hell and he also has that strong sense of rage-#that is common for sociopaths and those two things together? they are kinddd of a recipe for disaster bc barton really will NOT think it-#through all the way and smash people's heads into the table or something while in arkham every so often bc they said something-#under their breath about him and man's was taught to indulge that little devil on his shoulder NOT the angel that is probably miniscule-#by now on his other shoulder LMAOO like i can just imagine barton blinking at this doctor like he does whenever he's in disbelief-#bc THIS is what they called an ' de-escalatory emergency therapy session ' for? they just ended up in the infirmary with several broken-#teeth and with one of their eyes swollen shut + blood dripping from their face. ' like UHH he is literally so unadjusted it's crazyyy ☠️#like yeahhh. most of the time the incidents that he causes are towards the staff but sometimes... SOMETIMES they may be against-#a fellow patient NGL and barton always fights them like he is meaning to decimate them like WTFFF
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hadn't realized that a covid safety video would give me the goes wrong show/six the musical crossover i've lowkey been wanting lmaooooo
#real talk chris would never choose to put on six. for a variety of reasons#but my god do i want to smash them together in my head sometimes..........#this kind of scratched that itch lol#the goes wrong show#six the musical#vid#marshy speaks#there's a lot to love about this silly informational video ngl i've just been thinking about six and tgws so i had to point it out hglkasd#Youtube
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Something seriously lacking in my art is the ability to tell a story in a single illustration.
I've gotten so used to drawing my characters standing around doing random things that I've never practiced telling a full tale/putting implications into my pieces that require more thinking/looking.
It also comes from a lower amount of details in my works by default [since I like to get pieces done fast], but I'm tired of using that as an excuse.
#vent#kinda#sorry I'm just having a rough one tonight but I'll recover lmao#I think the AI art thing is really getting to me cuz like.#Anyone can make pretty images if they study and practice hard enough#[not to detract from people who don't tell stories with their images!]#but something in my brain wants to fight back because AI will never be able to Tell a Story through its images.#It can't make narrative choices through its regurgitation of random elements. It will never tell a cohesive and interesting tale through#detail choice#the worst it can do is create surface-level 'pretty' images by smashing together a bunch of mushed up information#but storytelling? that's human touch#that's intention. Thought. Choices.#and idk it's really bothering me lately that my images almost never... 'say' anything about a character.#this does not apply to anyone else's art I look at#it's just a standard I'm starting to feel my head apply to my own work and nobody else's.#which I'm taking as a sign that this is something I'm unsatisfied with#but the thought of starting to develop a completely new skill like that? terrifyingly daunting.#Sorry for the wall of tags I'm havin' some hella moodswings tonight#happens a lot when I get inspired by art I see#which I'm trying to work on but yaknow#it's a long process#anyways how's your night goin#I'm gonna cheer myself up by eating some amazing asparagus casserole
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“Kindly consider the question: what would your good do if evil did not exist, and what would the earth look like if shadows disappeared from it? Shadows are cast by objects and people. Here is the shadow of my sword. Trees and living beings also have shadows. Do you want to skin the whole earth, tearing all the trees and living things off it, because of your fantasy of enjoying bare light? You’re a fool.” - The Master and Margarita
#aaaand here we are with the ship moodboard#I think I’ll call them wolzebub#yes I can tell that they’re rotting my brain that I’m like my 4 year old self smashing my dolls head together screaming ‘now kiss!!’ but#but they’re truly a refreshing dynamic ngl#I usually write my ocxcanon ships with an underlining opposites attract kinda thing#like opposing values opposing characteristics opposing concepts and such#and the ship itself is basically a particle collider when it comes to writing interactions#but this girlie and woland are different parts of the same thing they’re both the devil#the seven deadly sins are basically the seven faces of the devil because all cardinal sins come from pride#yesterday I spent a lot of time to somehow figure out which sin woland represents because even tho the novel calls him satan#satan and lucifer are not the same entity they don’t even represent the same sin#satan is the sin of wrath while lucifer is the sin of pride and woland is rather proud than wrathful#his goal throughout the novel is basically exposing cowardice and false knowledge which is much more fitting for lucifer to do#anyway back to these two#shipping them is like shipping unohana with kenpachi but they’re old money and doesn’t want to fight each other to death#I mean they do fight a bit but it’s just play fighting and bickering#bc I apparently can’t ship anything if there’s no throwing vicious insults wrapped with a coquette bow and said in a loving manner#there’s still some respect for each other buried really deep like REAL deep#ok maybe not that deep#bc as I said you say something bad about one of them you’re dead you’re dead meat#I can make such a cunty yet hella gothic playlist for them#also I wanted a quote from the tragedy of man but the screenshot fucked up the whole thing I had to scrap it#my moodboards :3
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just thinking about kaveh (yes again) and how i think he'd love to study the chasm, to be able to fiddle and learn about the rocks and minerals there
it would be a perfect place to learn about steadier foundations, how to work with different types of rocks and how to best combine them, after all he needs such knowledge to continue to improve his architecture (not to mention more inspiration and a million other things he could learn). really what better way to learn about such things than the land of geo?
also thinking about how zhongli would still be the geo archon and is still working as a consultant and that is how he ends up being kaveh's guide through the chasm and the rest of liyue
they get along extremely well, which taking turns going on deep tangents about whatever subject comes about while the other listens and attentively (and in kaveh's case when the subject is very particular, taking frantic notes)
during this trip, kaveh was extremely worried about his expenses and made sure to budget everything as this was not a cheap journey but he figured that it would be worth it all in the end
and zhongli was extremely observant, he had noticed this and it he finally understands one night when after dinner (paid by zhongli) kaveh got drunk and spilled his heart out to the man it was so easy to talk to him for some reason
this made zhonglis heart stirr even more at this point, he'd already been captivated by the architects sunny personality and deep heart so this made him come to a decision: he'd look out for kaveh
and so during the rest of the trip, he made sure to pay for everything leaving the younger man quite flustered and whenever he noticed the architect looking at something with an interested look he didn't hesitate to get him whatever it was
#listen what im saying here is sugar daddy zhongli okay? okay! glad we got this down#i just want kaveh to be cared for and loved and spoiled#and since kaveh and zhongli live in my head rent free i had to smash them together for my own personal reasons#said personal reasons is that it makes me happy#my other draft was getting stupidly long and somehow turning into a fic so i need you all to understand that i need to scream about this#im going to turn this into a fic its gonna happen in the near future believe me#as much as i crave validation i just know this is gonna be stupidly specfic to get any but im happy with my choices#genshin impact#kaveh#zhongli#kavli#zhongveh#i have no idea what to call this but i like zhongveh#mine.
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for the first time in my life I’m jealous of a man for spending time with my boyfriend
#that’s like his best friend so I shouldn’t be mad but like I should be involved#but I can’t because they’re doing something I enjoy together and I can’t be a part in it so I just get angrier being there#but I can’t help but want to smash his head in
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the actual funniest part of writing metalbanders in this the year of our lord 2024 is that my partner of five and a half years is…… a musician. a punk/metal/whatever drummer specifically lmao so now i’m like ok … harmonic convergence’s music would all sound like my partner’s deranged bands (like the ones ed plays in not just what he listens to) ✔️ delusions of grandeur ✔️ dress wan like ed for the most part (the jacket… the source for why i know u should never lean ur head on that spiky shoulder) ✔️ i know the exact amount of ANNOYING this type of musician is to be intimately linked with ✔️
#except ed is a professional biologist and wan famously failed health class six times#metalbanders raava (young) is my perfectionist private school girl gifted child issues condensed into one high strung being#but i am not a musician and nowhere near that smart lmao#ik me and nye both filled her with parts of 16/17 yr old us back in the day#and yes also i love my partner very much but he is also ANNOYING#he can give me Bone Nausea in two seconds#which also helped flesh out their relationship WAY better than when i was a baby who had never been in a real relationship#which i suppose ofc that’s true of just.. writing skill developing w age or whatever#but also i know what it’s like to want to be with someone that also makes u want to smash your head into a wall sometimes :’)#but.. no else understands either of them like the other!!#to want to be with each other even with that#in the original fics from early days i don’t think i quite pulled that off all the way#like what was the glue holding them together the magnet that keeps pulling them in#idk. i am just thinking LMAO#not to mention that metalbanders is a different flavor of my original novel as well lmaoo#which i spent SO much time working on in deep over the last year#which 1. has really really polished my writing into something i’m so much happier with#2. has made writing in general feel so much easier than it ever has#3. this is my GENRE lmaooo the dysfunctional codependent but also deeply loving under the surface relationship#my bread and BUTTER#(see tag#bittertooth#if you ever want to see like anything about my little book project hehe)#tho i have never posted any scenes from it at all just drawings and memes that fit my kids lmao#personal#metalbanders
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Few things piss me off more than when I'm researching something, and I find someone asking the question I want answered, and the response is just "you shouldn't want that, just do this instead"
Today, it's me trying to look up a build for this witch farm concept that uses raid captains to manipulate the witches ai instead of using redstone
"Just use the shifting floors farms, they're just about as good" people respond... you stupid prick, that's not an answer to the question actually asked. I don't know about these guys, but me, I want it cause it's novel and there's no redstone, and I like putting bespoke prestige projects on my server... you might have noticed I tend to do form over function on a lot of my farms... so this is about form, the function is just a bonus
Second example, I wanted to see if there was any way to make Terra Invicta load faster, "just don't save scum"... you idiot, one that's just stupid advice, people can play games however they want, but two this once again doesn't answer the question
Like yeah, how dare people want to know if there's a way to make a game load saves faster when loading takes like 1 minute
If they at least phrased stuff like "sorry, I don't know how to do that, he's an alternative you might try", it's not helpful but it's at least polite
But man... I just get tired of people not answering the question being asked and instead answering the one they've decided was asked
(Actually, a legit real problem in the real world such as... with doctors who don't listen to their patient and decide they know what's really being asked. Don't do it, answer the asked question, or at least ask questions to confirm what's being asked before going off pig headed)
#anyway; pouring over unhelpful people one dropped a mention that Doc from hermit craft seems to have built this design this season#so now I have to track down that... while youtube's acting stupid like it always does after I've left my computer on a few days#no other websites have an issue; but youtube basically becomes unresponsive for like 5 seconds every 10 seconds#the video plays fine if it's already going; but if I try to start or stop it or click anything it doesn't#wonderful website you have their youtube; I'm sure it's not a windows style processor hog or anything#...I'm also in a bad mood; like I'm fucking hair trigger at the moment; cause of one of my mom's sneezing fits hours ago#I know it sounds stupid; and honestly it feels like I must be faking it or something#but when I hear her do that (and it lasts for minutes; she never sneezes less than like 20 times at the top of her lungs)#I actually start smashing my fucking head with the heels of my hands; like against the ears and temples#have to fucking race for rain sounds and turn them up to max; and then I just kinda sit there rocking like a crazy person#...I don't know... probably has something to do with... some kinda shit in my childhood... can't really put it into words or anything concr#but yeah... this kinda thing already pisses me off on a good day cause conceptually it's a jackass move#'oh; you asked a question? well you're stupid and wrong for wanting this; you should just be me instead'#like I could imagine if you asked someone how to do wood burning having them say 'you can't; you can only cut it with power tools'#that's the kind of mentality going on here#slime chunks are another good example; I wanted to know if there's a way to trim them cause they kinda piss me off#short answer no; they seem to be even more baked into the seed than biomes are these days... which sucks; but it's a full answer#but 'just spawn proof with slabs and buttons' is a stupid fucking answer you moron#oh shit; I never considered the obvious... thanks; it's not like maybe people want a certain vibe to a room they built#2010 ass builders; like yeah; in the end I'm just gonna discretely add spawn proofing where I need it#but... that wasn't the fucking question#anyway; point is this pisses me off anyway; but I'm also so angry on like... a physical level; everything has me spitting bullets#like I had to make my cats leave my room because physically hearing my mom sneeze just upsets me so much that...#well... I kinda lose control; not like where I'd kick the cats or something; but where I might slap them away#so it's just... fuck; I hate that I often end up raising my voice in that state and yelling#I prefer when I at least keep it together enough to stay in a measured tone as I'm like 'move move move' herding them out#but yeah... it fucks me up on a really physical level#even now hours later when I've kinda calmed down; Bart's laying next to me and part of me just wants to shove him away#cause I just can't fucking stand anything at the moment#on a intellectual level... I fucking hate it cause I'm not even that mad; and I want Bart here
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Need a seatbelt when you Ride it
Cw-MDNI- Satoru x fem!reader, explicit, domestic smut
After ten years together and three kids, you and your husband Satoru are still as freaky as ever.
Dropping the three girls off with Auntie Shoko and Uncle Sugu, you immediately dive down and start sucking Satoru's cock as he drives that minivan neither of you wanted. Gone is PTA mom and soccer dad, replaced with Satoru whimpering as you slobber down his length.
'Baby f-fuck not gonna make it' he whines, big hand slipping down to rub you under your skirt over your tights, which you've soaked through, earning his groan. 'So wet, fuck you're a slutty soccer mommy'
You just moan around him, to the point your husband Satoru has to pull over, the side of some quiet street, pulling you by your hair off him, you look at his lidded blue eyes as you stroke his cock up and down. 'Need you, now Toru, please'
Satoru slides his seat back, leaning over and kissing you sloppy and messy, not sweet little pecks like you all usually do, no its dirty. He's spitting in your mouth when he yanks a titty out toying with your nipple, dragging you on his lap.
He's as eager as when you all met in college, and so are you, you're so excited your head bumps the TV system, playing dumb ass Coco melon the kids watched, you both laugh breathless. 'Please... need you in me'
'Lemme lick her' He rips a hole right in your tights making you gasp, slipping two fingers in your soaking wet cunt, your ass bumps the steering wheel, honking the horn and making you both blush and giggle as you look around.
'Can't wait. Lick me later' you take his cock and rub it against your slit. He cries out, cheeks dusted pink, while your hands entangle in his silky white locks, his hands on your hips firmer.
'Fine lemme taste you, at least. Fuck...' Satoru's thumb swirls your clit as you sink down on his cock, inch by inch, and fuck there were so many, stretching you, cunt gushing when he sucks you off his thumb, cheeks hollowing, blue eyes rolling back. His hands grip you hard then, yanking you down his length, filling you so good you are close from that. 'You're so tight'
'Fuck me, please, please' Soon your husband Satoru is pounding into your pussy, leaky tip slamming your cervix, and you're pretty sure you're not making those dinner reservations when you cumming for the third time and he's dragging you to the back of the minivan, as dumbass cocomelon plays and you're smashed against a bunch of toys and goldfish wrappers, but you really don't mind when he's cumming inside you again, whispering -
'Gonna put another baby in you, whole fucking soccer team'
Hcs of my man all domestic✨️
#gojo smut#jjk smut#gojo x reader#satoru x reader#jjk x reader#jujustu kaisen#jjk gojo#satoru smut#gojo x female reader#gojo x f!reader
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