#just thought it was funny enough to post

[elliwoods]

yeah im asexual *my body suddenly begins binary fission as it splits into 2 identical people, both walk off in separate directions as they wave goodbye

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[dapper-lil-arts]

I have bad news. Rainbow Dash has become gay due to woke. Reblog to pray

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[disco-asphodel]

just existing as an open bisexual is so funny like what is it about me that makes straight people want to come out to me. even if we’re talking about something that has nothing to do with sexuality, without fail, an hour or so into our conversation, the women are all like “is it gay to like boobs? doesn’t everyone like boobs?” and the men are like “i would let kim kitsuragi from disco elysium do heinous and disgusting things to me” n im like ok go off. can you drive me home after this i dont have a license

[mary-james-world-of-shames]

Everyone know oavement on TikTok? Yeah. Love them. Have this comic I made late at night half trying to be sweet and the other half trying to make my sibling laugh.

[julijbee]

girlbossing too close to the sun.

[megapocalypse]

You know that trope of "fake dating" where MC tries to get ML jealous? Okay, and also how when this applies to Moshang and Bingqiu it's normally cumplane fake dating and Mobei with Binghe.

Imagine a weird scenario of circumstance where instead SQH convinces Binghe to fake date him to make their crushes jealous, and Mobei does the same with Shen Yuan (how did they get there? I don't know.)

Full out wars would happen, friendships would be broken and it would be a bloodbath. LBH obviously being the yandere jealous type would plan out ways in his burn book on how to maim Mobei while crying and listening to mitski, but I think their dynamic would mostly be "giving each other murderous stares" and breaking their glass beverages during fake double dates.

Binghe would make vent art or something about murdering Mobei and the other suitors, and making a weird shrine in his home where he cuts other guys out of the pictures he took of SY.

SQH and SY on the other hand? They'd kill each other. Like SY would be giving SQH "you're dead to me" looks, and SQH would be seething. It wouldn't take long for either of them to snap and just throttle the other, full on fighting where they try to strangle the other. Somehow weapons might get involved who knows, but someone has to go to the hospital afterwards.

(Eventually they make up and everything works out with Moshang and Bingqiu endgame 💕 just a few broken ribs to spare.)

[fifiophobia]

Sapphics when the two girls in a love triangle fight over a guy instead of dating each other and getting over him

[luck-of-the-drawings]

so REVENGE, HUH? or justice, if that makes you feel better. it tastes the same when cooked just right. 'I REALLY WANTED A BROTHER.' such a shame to burn a bridge you so desperately wanted to keep, especially when it wasnt even you who started the fire. especially when you hope that not a single fragment of that bridge ever washes ashore.[MAY IT ROT FAR FROM MY SIGHTS] an unfortunate loss! atleast he has his friends.

[mumblesplash]

pov you’re the wither and you have about 30 seconds to live

(the marks under his eye just say ‘RIP’ in sga/enchantment table language if anyone was curious)

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

[freaky-flawless]

Dead Tired Honey Swamp

Shout out to @deuces-stone-cold-style for the nightgown inspo!

[triglycercule]

mtt therapy moment except dust keeps taking breaks to talk to phantom papyrus and horror just wants this to hurry up so it can get to his turn because he couldn't give two shits about dust and killer's trauma and killer physically cannot discuss his issues and just starts zoning out while crying for some reason during it

and i'm the therapist listening to all of this writing down notes fervently because ITS CANON MATERIAL CANON I NEED TO GET THE CANON MATERIAL

[todorokimybeloved]

bkdk this bkdk that look at the way todoroki is looking at deku on the final page

[danrifics]

why did you go to where their hotel was in antwerp??

sorry am i not allowed to go to the train station now cos it happened to be in the background of a dan insta story??

(we did not go to their hotel!!!!!!)