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People exposing my lies will ruin my chances :( why does it matter what I say as long as it's a good story for me?
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*looks at the only tool in my toolbox and sighs*
Brennan says I don't need to work on myself and everyone should just accept me for the way I am!
i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.
#why is everyone so mean#like sure i did shitty things#but it was just for funsies#AND AND i said i was sowwy :(#just sleazy things#i put the jo in joco
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ORV x TWSB novel swap AU!
When the Reader Strikes Back
Omniscient Third Wheel's Viewpoint
#omniscient reader's viewpoint#when the third wheel strikes back#MY ART#서브 남주가 파업하면 생기는 일#전지적 독자 시점#orv#twsb#섭남파업#전독시#When the Reader Strikes back AU#Omniscient Third Wheel's Viewpoint AU#han sooyoung#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#yoohankim#christelle de sarnez#jesse venetiaan#cédric riester#cedjesschris#orv x twsb#twsb x orv#Happy Halloween!!!#twsb fanart#orv fanart#ironically tho Yeseo is the furthest thing from omniscient LMFAOO#Yeseo in all white is gentle ethereal angel meanwhile with KDJ its just sleazy priest scammer (AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT)#twsb!orv au#orv!twsb au
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sleazy retired SAS now car mechanic Soap relentlessly flirting and leering at you every time you come by the shop. He’s gross and pushy, definitely a bit of a perv, but god is he so flirtatious and handsome you can’t even be bothered to push him away when he finally crowds you against the door of your own car to shove his tongue down your throat. Calloused fingers still covered in motor oil sliding past the waistband of your jeans as he kisses you with entirely too much tongue, all wet, sloppy and eager. He tastes like cigarettes and the cinnamon gum he’s always loudly smacking in your face :(
#sorry the sleazy car mechanic au was supposed to be a smutty one shot but now i’ve envisioned and outlined WAYYY too much detail for it so#it’s getting there my stupid brain just keeps thinking of more things to add#so here’s idk a small thought from the wip i guess?#cod#soap#soap x reader#soap drabble
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Raphael is the funniest antagonist in the game to me, he's a powerful devil trying to steal your soul and speaks to you in rhymes that he probably practices in the mirror, he has his own incubus that says he's a bottom only and bad in bed, and then you can call him out. You can go and rob him blind and then kick his ass in his own house.
You can ask some guy he had you kill if he wants to help you kick his ass, and if you convince him he'll go 'yeah sure I bet you'll win' while Raphael is standing right there.
#bg3 raphael#bg3 spoilers#bg3#He sings his own theme song#Actual cartoon villain#I've seen his new hair color and my new head-cannon for it is that he dyed it after finding a single grey hair#When Harleep takes Raphaels form he keeps the original brown color just to fuck with him#Wicked witch of the west energy except Dorothy is just some rando who fell from a tentacle ship and has a brain worm for ruby slippers#I saw a reddit post that described him as a sleazy cars sales man and the black hair really sells that image now#Only thing I wish in game is that you could spare him after beating him and make a deal with him in your favor#come full circle with Tav pulling a 'You still have the unconditional freedom to choose the only option you have left'
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Sammy and Dean having breakfast for dinner, waiting for John to return.
Somehow the thought of how little Sam must have eventually stopped asking when their dad‘s gonna return makes me really emotional 🥲
Had a busy weekend so here we are with a belated post! Have a fantastic week✨🌻
#supernatural#dean winchester#with really fluffy hair#i just couldn’t stop myself#sam winchester#just accepting that his dad‘s not really reliable#but he has a pikachu tattoo#you know one of those water based temporary ones that they put into cornflakes boxes back then#and you really annoyed your mum (or big brother in that case) endlessly to buy those cornflakes you didn’t even like as much#but you really wanted to have a cool pikachu tattoo#are they still a thing?#can I do my own temporary tattoos?#i will investigate#back to tagging like a normal human being#lucky charms#sleazy motel room#supernatural fanart#web comics#procreate#my art#illustration#digital art#beebox-illustrations#weechesters
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oshi no ko aqua is such a fun character bc by most counts he's a more than decent guy.
in his first life he regularly visited hospital inpatients who had no visitors. he was genuinely happy and excited to help Ai deliver her babies, because he wants her to be happy on her own terms. he saves Akane simply because he can, and gets angry at the staff on her behalf. he doesn't stop at saving her life and spends sleepless nights turning around her public image. at that point there was nothing in it for him to keep akane around, she was just a person he was able to help and wanted to help.
by most counts he's a pretty decent guy who steps up when people need him most, except. except he's also a guy who really wants to kill his dad and that makes him manipulate people somewhat often and this is somehow not entirely at odds with his instinct to help others
#oshi no ko#like he's a doctor i can rly respect yknow#except for the patricide thing#gorou said do no harm unless it's my dad#also the way that gorou regularly visit patients is something SARINA has to tell the audience and not gorou#bc to gorou is nothing worth mentioning#for quite a while i was like man gorou is kind of sleazy for only visiting sarina esp when she's so young and vulnerable#but he visits the others also... sarina was just the most special patient to him because she introduced him to ai and also#because she was a kid whose parents never showed up#also SPOILERS FOR LIKE CH90+ OR SMTHING BELOW#the way aqua doesnt let akane dirty her hands like ok aqua we get it you want the best for everyone who isnt your dad#wipes tear someone get him therapy hes a decent guy who's ruining his life#also the way he is conscious of how he's playing w akane's feelings and tries very hard to be honest with her and to do her right#like sigh okay aqua i GUESS i cant hate you#and that one ghosting kana arc where i wanted to beat him up and then he was like i dont want to drag kana into this & he looked terrified#like SIGH. OKAY. FINE AQUA i cant hate you after all#like apart from the patricide (which is big know) the biggest downside to his personality is how cold he is#he pushes ppl away all the time and is just borderline rude#but like idk i feel like thats a byproduct of his 'i plan to go to jail for patricide and dont want to drag others down' mindset#which is like... well. you can't hate him for that.. he's looking out for others in his own way
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me: i finished the latest trailblaze mission in hsr so i can look at what other people are posting now! oh boy i hope it's discussions and theories about the story. i can't wait to see what everyone thought about firefly (what was going on with you sweetie...) and A Child's Dream - that segment in particular really left a profound impact on me. like who is mikhail? the voice we hear throughout is obviously misha's - did he have a twin? does mikhail have something to do with clockie? and from what we heard and saw, misha or... mikhail. encountered the embodiment of Death that lurks beneath the dreamscape. what's... the full story there...? i can't wait to see other people's perspectives it'll help me piece a more coherent theory together-
other hsr fans: *thirstposting about aventurine and/or dr. ratio, trying to cancel sparkle even though the entire point of her character is that yes she's a horrible person because it's high time we see how DANGEROUS and CRUEL the masked fools can be - no more reducing them to the silly wacky hijinks sampo pulled on jarilo; you should be scared of these guys; the game's story never wanted you to make sparkle your next skrunkly blorbo babygirl lol, heated discussions about whether dr. ratio displayed the same racism towards aventurine that sparkle did and if that makes aventurine/ratio a bad thing to ship (??????????), more thirstposts about aventurine, 500 billion generic yaois of aventurine and ratio that don't even maintain either of their characters*
me:
#HONKAI STAR RAIL IS SO GOOD AND YET NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT MAKES IT GOOD#I FEEL ACTUALLY INSANE#I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE STORY!!!!! AND THE CHARACTERS AS INDIVIDUALS#NOT ABOUT HOW HOT THEY ARE OR WHO THEY CAN BE SHIPPED WITH#aventurine isn't even that sexy his eyes are the most interesting part about his design (HIS DESIGN. HIS CHARACTER IS MORE INTRIGUING)#the rest of it is just kind of ... like. yeah he's a blonde man. ok.#and my thoughts on aventio are i think ratio would betray aventurine for a single corn chip. and aventurine would do the same#i do not see a romance ever blossoming there. not even an enemies to lovers kinda thing. they're both too busy playing 5d chess for that#i want to talk about FIREFLY. I LOVED FIREFLY :(#i want to talk about acheron. and MISHA. SWEET BOY WHAT'S GOING ON?#there's so many interesting things going on rn and aventurine is not one of them.#like ok he knows some things but he's such a sleazy businessman about sharing info that idgaf i don't want to learn anything from him#he's always going to leave something out. because he needs to always have an advantage. for this reason i ignore 80% of what he says#i've gotten more context and clues out of everyone else he is nothing to me. i'll eat him.
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local man haunts (me) open practise yet again more news at 11
#txt#what an experience#i didnt go alone this time which means shenanigans heightened by 20#and by that i mean we were by the glass drinking mate (that security thankfully let us bring in)#and ___ kept going (lifts mate up to the glass) quieres? to all the players that skated by#and i had to just go STOP THAT#and they went they dont want our mate hmph what do they know about mate and i went. well thats the thing. they dont 😭😭#theres was a bunch of kids next to me which meant a lot players over to our side and ekky trucked over#and knocked the glass w his stick on a driveby and scared the shit out of me I ALMOST DROPPED MY MATE he had this shit eating grin#maffhew also kept doing little toodle-loo waves at the kids behind him it was so cute 😭😭😭#but anyways i think its so funny ___ kept focusing on ekky too and i didnt realise why until they just drop the bombshell of#“they remind me of your brother” and i went “DONT FUCKING SAY THAT WHAT THE FUCK MAN DONT SAY SUCH SACRILEGE”#the rest of the convo was in spanish and i dont know how to like fully convey 🇦🇷 banter in eng but it roughly went#“no he does. he has the same dumb face when he starts shit (because he kept bodily bumping into boqy and forsy)#the same 'was that me? did i do that?' troublemaker face. hes a shit stirrer but never answers to it. hes sleazy in that way.#he has the same beard too dont you see it“#and then i promptly spent the whole time going god he is just like my older brother oh this is a horrifying revelation oh god#anyways they kept saying look at his dumb face look at it just like your brother the whole time in spanish when he crept near#and i had to go SHUT UP PLEASE HE CAN HEAR YOU to which they snorted and went you said its fine if we spoke spanish here theyre not gonna#understand us and i was like OKAY BUT IM SURE 11 YEARS HERE HES GONNA PICK UP#SOMETHING AND WE KEEP CURSING SO FOR MY SAKE CAN YOU SHUT UP#mikksy and schmidty were super playful with eo. tuomo ruutu kept messing w mikksy. and ekky was like a damn bumper car bumpin everyone#maffhew ofc was very dramatic when he couldnt get a goal in against knighter and he did the horse headshake in front of us#and i went “you can tell whos number 19 because hes the most dramatic person on the ice always”#ekky was super vocal i know he wanted to practise against the empty net but aj was practising tipins and he goes#MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. and aj so confused just moves like ???#and ekky notches one in goes over to him and waves his glove at him to move#also dmen + lundy were practising on my side of the ice afterwards (lundy ekky uvis kuli. kuli was practising solo. lundy was feeding ekky#for some slapshots uvis got some passes in with them) and anyways i did not fucking realise swaggy was still out because i was so focused on#the dmen until he shot a puck straight at my face and like man i know its not personal but damn did it feel personal with the lookback
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sobbing over the thought of mr reca calling you ‘my little starlet’ >.<
but he says it like my leetle starrrlet! 。゚(。ノωヽ。)゚。
#*throws a fit*#。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。#i dreamt about him last night#it was a sleazy thing#in his trailer#anyway clearly i have a fucking problem#it makes me laugh too because like yeah obv he’s handsome and he’s got some white hair which is always a huge plus for me#but it makes me laugh because it’s like;;;; wow clari is that REALLY all he has to do/be??? a director/cinephile?????#yeah i guess i’m just That Easy#/super attracted to people who have the same passions as me#shrugs#oh well#could be worse!!!!!#to be fair it does seem like he has other traits i love in fictional men but yeah#the film bit clearly Got Me#girl loves film so much she loves anyone ELSE who ALSO loves film#bonus points if you’re a slightly sleazy slightly psycho old man <333#HAHAHAHA#the way griffin’s ‘baby i love you i miss you i can’t live without you’ song just came on shuffle#alright sunday i see you sit down#(the way i have this song saved to my favourites????? pathetic)#(i just love his voice so much leave me alone)#clari chatters#inky.reca
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Me, the only Ares and Nyx shipper on planet earth: 😏
#shut up alli#i mean in general too not just in this game specifically#i have my reasons#mainly being that of Ares being an often mischaracterized god and Nyx scares Ares’ fuck ass dad Zeus lmao#I will defend Ares with my LIFE he is not a bad god. not as bad as some of the other ones anyway#his parents hate him but it’s literally Zeus and Hera idgaf what they think#I know the general assumption is to portray him as evil feral man but I simply do not agree#I do think of course he is chaotic and a hothead but I just don’t think the man who killed his kid’s rapist is that bad idk#he’s also celebrated by women btw. he’s good to women#so when people make him off to be a sleazy creep it drives me insane he has NEVER been shown to assault anybody#idk everyone kinda clowned on him in written stuff about him and somehow the stuff showing his positive traits were mostly lost#which means everyone who does interpretations of him in modern media always does the same goddamn thing for him#makes me saddddd Ares you were done dirty#Hades so far has had a fine interpretation of Ares imo though. I like this fella and the way he counts the amount of enemies you killed#anyway I think Ares and Nyx should kiss. he deserves a dark beautiful women who doesn’t care that he kills ppl#I do think Ares and Aphrodite are cute btw I get the whole sybolism of love x war so no shade to it#butttt I also like playing with mythological beings like dolls hehe#anyway I’m autistic bye I have to go the store
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The minorities at work are upset that I make more and am being promoted faster than them. I agree that this is an issue, but why am I expected to take action?
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#anna karina#alexa chung#indie sleaze aesthetic#indie sleaze#sleazy#sleaze#sleazecore#2010s aesthetic#2010s style#2010s#trashy aesthetic#archive#aesthetic#this is what makes us girls#it girl#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girlblogging#this is a girlblog#just girly things#messy girl#party animals#messy icons#messy moodboard#trashy moodboard
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i’m going to strangle this man with my bare fucking hands i can’t wait to see him just to set some things straight
#i have a little crush#and he’s so great he’s so fun he’s so charming and he just loves leading people on#and i’m tired of it! you can’t spend the entirety of june hanging out with me every day and then disappear and then we run into each other#in mid august and everything’s fine we’re hanging out we’re both at the library every day etc but then you start throwing oh i’m so in love#with you jokes in the middle of a conversation and then spend an afternoon with me sitting on different benches just to leave me on#delivered i am not one of your little victims#like i don’t care at this point i lied when i said that i have a crush i just like hanging out with the man and we could be really good#friends if he stops acting like an imbecile like babes in order for us to be friends you have to text me sometimes it’s not enough that you#remember every little thing i’ve ever mentioned including my outfits#none of my friends like him but ones who did hang out with us a couple of times say that he’s a bit sleazy but really fun so#just to give you some perspective
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#ive been pondering lately about the fact that i am like. a bear#i used to jokingly say it#but i believe i literally just am a bear now……#and im not exactly sure how to feel about it#its not exactly negative#because its like.#i am certainly attracted to bears#but. it is weird to be the thing you are attracted to while simultaneously not particularly liking yourself#a vaguely related metaphor would be like#if a stereotypical dude became a stereotypical hot model lady#like. he’d probably kind of like it? but also not lol#if i could shapeshift i 100% would change my body vastly i would not be fat and hairy#but i do still find this very much attractive on *other* people#and i think something that is complicated to me is others finding it attractive on me…..#anyways i dont really know what the point of this all is#i cant sleep#and i am going crazy with loneliness as always#take er sleazy whomstever has read these tags#ograt
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me as a kid seeing that my strange addiction episode abt the carsexual guy: he. loves his car? wants to be in a relationship with it? huh. hm. lets the idea sit in the back of my head for 11 years.
me at 25 owning my own car and being an objectum/objectophile: ah. yeah. i get it now,
#cainramble#things i realize as i drive to work today glsrbkfnskf god#objectophilia#I JUST AUHHHG!!! I GET IT I!!! THEY DID A WHERE ARE THEY NOW EPISODE AND HES!!!#hes got like several cars n the way he describes them im like!!! FUCK GOD I GET IT NOW IT MAKES SENSE IT JUST CLICKS!!#my first car was an 01 chevy malibu and like. god idk the way it felt man it was like that sleazy middleaged man that stinks good n may be#brash and harsh but is reliable as fuck and will always have ur back LIKE AUGGH GGNRHGH FELT LIKE A pretty old man#whereas my current one is a newer smaller hybrid car that id akin to a twinky little jogger boy with a flashy color that u wanna. rjfbgnhg#IDK MAN I JUST I GET IT NOW HES SO BASED AND RHRGGHGN#n i dont mean like im humanizing my cars i mean like. the cars are Cars thats just the vibes/personalities they have to me
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