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So many people miss the point of my original post and I’m tired of it so come clarification:
Yes, some guys suck. Some guys are really horrible people, who do horrible things. This isn’t news to anyone! Though it might be surprising for some to learn that there are women out there who suck, are terrible people, and do terrible things too. Neither of these things are the point!
If you’re dating a man, maybe don’t constantly shit on him for a funny little thing like ~gender~ which he can’t really control. A lot of people will make fun of and hate the old boomer mindset of “I hate my wife” jokes and then will turn around and do the exact same fucking thing to their boyfriends. It’s stupid! It’s annoying! And it’s extremely prevalent in the queer, more specifically bisexual, community (aimed at both bi men and women) to the point it can just be straight up Homophobic at times (why tf you shaming a bi man for having boyfriend instead of a wife??).
“Oh but Bees, I have trauma! I can’t help hating men and looking at the person I want as my boyfriend in utter disgust” then don’t date! Go to therapy, work on yourself! Don’t subject some poor dude to constant vitriol because you refuse to work yourself! I swear to everything good people on this app, and others, will shit on disabled people, and neurodivergent people, for being disabled and needing some extra assistance from their partners sometimes (something they often CANT help)… and then turn around and be like “but actually…my trauma means I can verbally abuse my boyfriend for being a man :/// thanks :///“.
There, now all the sorry-ass-joy-sucking motherfuckers can shut the fuck up!! Here’s clarification!! If you see happy gay couples, or a confident trans man in a healthy relationship, or something and feel the need to add a rant about your failed relationship with a dude (so they can’t be happy either) maybe pick up journaling or something! Get hobbies! Enjoy life! And maybe stop with all your bad takes!!
#I’ll fuck your dad!!#shut up!!#OP is a trans man#I am OP#OP uses He/They pronouns#OP is Bi#So y’all can shut the fuck up about that too#mlm#nblm#gay#bisexual#queer discourse#loving men is cool actually#men are amazing actually#men can be pretty actually#hey if you’ve read this far you’re stunning actually#if you are a man ily#also OP is disabled so shut up about that too#just preemptively
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compilation of this type of post
edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it
#juno.txt#'k smog and batboy caught flipping a grunt' and 'is chep a brambles company' get me so bad every fucking time#actually preemptively putting this in my fav tag just cuz they make me laugh so much#fav
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because there is nothing to lose the people saying biden should resign now so kamala can still be the first female president are absolutely right but why stop there? inauguration day is 70 days away let's make "president for a day" a real thing. say "fuck it we ARE going to do the arbitrary quota DEI bullshit you accuse us of" and speedrun first [category] presidents. revolving door type thing.
first female president. first openly gay president. first transgender president. first president who has been to space. first president gamer president. first mime president. just play president bingo and hit as many categories as possible while we still can. make all of trump's #47 merch unusable by forcing him to be the 115th president instead. who cares anymore let's peacefully transition power but do it in the most chaotic hot-potato way possible
#us politics#politics tw#election 2024#joe biden#kamala harris#this is how bernie can still win!!!#like fuck it even let hillary have it for a day since she wanted it so freakin bad#each person pardons the one before and half the action is just pardons#if they're gonna dismantle the justice system as well as all the other systems of government just preemptively pardon anyone#if there's a policy that really needs to get passed just do executive order chain where each new person goes 'ditto'#make everything so frickin complicated to untangle that the trump admin has to spend the first 100 days#just sorting through paperwork#maybe malicious compliance and bureaucracy was the answer all along#'i guess you guys wanna do autocracy but we're gonna make it really irritating for you'
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#ripped from my own twitter cause i really don't know how else to express the tiny dose of comfort seeing sesame street doing this gives#but it also just feels ominous like bracing for the fallout and trying to soothe preemptively#i'm so fucking tired#i'm not doing okay elmo#i wanna go to sesame street#please vote#us elections#us politics#election 2024#election day#presidential election#sesame street#elmo#hwtv rambling
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#treebark#mcyt#hc#smallishbeans#falsesymmetry#rendog#inthelittlewood#trafficshipping#hcshipping#i dunno man im just here to tag preemptively#doodle#doodles#art#mspaint
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Bruce has a habit of randomly worrying about his kids and silently lurking in their room until he's done being insane. This usually happens mid prolonged argument or after an incident on patrol that he thinks could've gone much worse.
It would be sweet, if he hadn't raised his kids to be just as paranoid as he is, making them shoot awake every time to see to their Batdad sleep paralysis demon.
#Dick started leaving cushions in his bed to get some peace of mind#Jason goes through several safehouses per week to avoid it#Tim sleeps through most of them but has the weirdest dreams#Damian throws something at Bruce (whatever is nearest)#Cass freaks Bruce out by doing the same but Bruce is charmed by the gesture#Stephanie always freaks out and preemptively starts sending him selfies with her flipping him off with a caption of “I'm fine”#Duke doesn't understand how he doesn't see it coming each time it happens and always lights up the room like a flash grenade#I swear to God I've missed someone...#Oh yeah Alfred just asks Bruce if he needs anything? And then passes back out#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#personal
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i've been so used to the online space where if you like a series or fictional character that someone else hates they will openly berate you and cut you out of their life and tell you to Go Die so when i got into a thing that a friend really didn't like and their only reaction was "i do not like it" and left it at that with no over the top reaction or lecture on Why The Thing They Don't Like Is Bad, honestly i felt like i met god
#i am often reminded my irl friend group is made up of people who act like actual mature adults and every day i am so fucking grateful for it#when i see people going on like: if you like xyz fandom or character you are blocked on sight yes i will kill a friendship over this#my reaction is always something along the lines of: well okay let me just preemptively make sure you and i don't interact ever again ???#and it's NEVER THE TEENS MAKIN THESE POSTS!! WHICH IS WHAT TERRIFIES ME#it's always grownass adults that should be more concerned with idk!!! taxes!! work!! the news!!! LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS
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Hypothesis: Aziraphale HATES that Crowley is living in his car.
Supporting evidence:
The very first thing we see him do in the present is stop Maggie from moving out and making sure she feels welcome to stay as long as she likes.
He clearly knows Crowley’s unhappy before anything happens in the plot: “Does it calm you down?”. And also clearly feels helpless about it. Enter the conspicuous Eccles cakes: Aziraphale’s offer, which is rejected.
Crowley’s obviously, for all his hedging, spending a lot of time at the bookshop— so much that he has his own glasses perch and feels immediately comfortable removing them. See also: “Technically my bookshop but we both get plenty of use out of it”, “Why don’t you wait inside? You like waiting inside”.
It’s Crowley who immediately shoves the box of plants into Aziraphale’s arms after Aziraphale returns from Scotland.
Speaking of Scotland, why wouldn’t Aziraphale take the train? Why insist on driving the Bentley? Is it perhaps because he wants to get Crowley and his plants into the shop, and thinks if he creates a situation where Crowley has to stay there, maybe he won’t immediately leave again?
He’s got an empty bedroom and an apparently pathological need to make the person staying there very comfortable, creating cute little customized souvenirs like he’s an Air B&B host (displacement!).
He immediately jumps to having Gabriel stay with him— he didn’t have to. Arguably, both Gabriel and Aziraphale would be safer if Gabe stayed elsewhere.
That’s what I’ve got for now but I’m sure there’s more. Throughout the show, watch what Aziraphale gives to others and does for others, and it’ll tell you what he wants to do for Crowley. He’s living so deeply in displacement in makes him come across as manic and brittle.
(What probably happened is Aziraphale offered the spare bedroom and Crowley, who unconsciously didn’t want to be his roommate or sleep in a single bed with Aziraphale right downstairs because how could the poor lovesick boy cope with that, told him he wasn’t a “good deed” for Aziraphale to do and stormed off.)
Conclusion: Aziraphale asked Crowley to stay at his place, immediately and probably repeatedly. They had a row about it, and Crowley refused, and to this day Aziraphale doesn’t understand why.
And it hurts him.
#this might be the start of a longer meta about Aziraphale feeling rejected by Crowley repeatedly throughout this season#being made to feel like he’s doing the wrong thing or not good enough#they’re fracturing apart before the season even starts#all because they both fear rejection so much that Crowley preemptively rejects Aziraphale and Aziraphale is afraid to push#look at the projection and displacement and you’ll see what’s really going on#ineffable husbands#good omens#good omens meta#the awkward homeless Crowley situation#it’s absolutely manufactured and unnecessary#Crowley’s literally circling Aziraphale#and Aziraphale just wants him to come inside#good omens season two#good omens season 2#renew good omens#just so they can finally have a talk about how Crowley is such a drama queen he lived in his car for three years
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I didn’t realize that Mouthwashing was some sort of popular new game (?) so for like a solid week now i’ve just thought that all of my friends and a sizable portion of my dash had gotten really into dental hygiene
#mads posts#mouthwashing#im just going to preemptively ward off the tags and say i will not be playing this game (?)#or watching the show. im pretty sure it’s a game. sorry.
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figuring out how to draw that thing. the chilchug. and laois i guess whatever
#im just gonna preemptively say to expect to see these type of quality doodles every weekend#our dm has to put up drawpiles during sessions for us to be able to pay attention okay#do you know how happy i am with FINALLY. FINALLY learning how to draw expressions. AND FACES those too.#after being a robots/helmetguy artist who CANT draw faces for SO long. i still go there but still happy abt the improvement#wtf... art#drawpileart#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#laois touden
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I do hope we get to see a bit of this dynamic in the movie, while I love a sad wet pathetic dad I also love a semi confident scheming dad
#nimona#I’ll be happy either way I don’t expect it to be a perfect adaptation mainly because the comics tone would be really tough to capture#frankly I’m more worried about people preemptively deciding the movie is going to be terrible just because it’s a bit different
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jon val jon or something
#jean valjean#les miserables#les mis#meme#no bc i just read the part where FIRST of all he's 'so happy his conscience began to bother him' and immediately goes 'can't have that'#and then he 'lived in the backyard like a dog' OF HIS OWN HOUSE WHILE COSETTE IS IN THE MAIN BUILDING#and jvj my beloved i am obsessed with you king but it is SO unhealthy to intentionally deprive yourself just so someone else can tell you..#'no no don't do that you need to take care of yourself' like bro i know you want to be nurtured and have someone prove their love for you#but it's really not great that the only way you keep your room at a liveable temperature and eat good food is when cosette is making you#i say this without judgement bc that was me once too but good GOD man your identity cannot be her!!!!#and stop with the preemptive self-inflicted harm!!! stop with the self-protective and yet -destructive distancing!!#you're only doing that because you want someone to tell you to stop!!!!!#alternate chapter title: in which an old man finds himself at home among the youth (2014 tumblr)#ANYways all this to say jvj is a projectable 10000% and i hate him because i love him because i hate that version of me bc i love me#or: SHUT UP AND BE LOVED YOU SILLY OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#kay has a party in the tags#kay can i just catch my breath for a second#kay is a classical literature nerd#my meme
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similarly, you shouldn't get upset when someone says stuff like this and critiques you. no, it is not "taking the wrong side." It’s not a side. You can be right and still deserve criticism.
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Dick has always been the charming, easy-going and humorous vigilante on all patrols and missions. Jason can count on one hand the number of times he's seen Dick's jovial attitude falter as Nightwing.
#I have thoughts about what those times are but#just imagine seeing the guy who's always calm and happy#suddenly looking grim#I would shit my pants and like preemptively jump off a cliff#cause what could make NIGHTWING#LOSE HOPE#batfamily#batman#dc#batfam#jason todd#dick grayson#red hood#nightwing#dc comics
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i see checo is getting started on the anti-third wheeling strategy early (and max is Noticing™ )
#Justice for max#chewis is going to give them a run for their money next season#checo is just trying to take preemptive measures#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#sergio checo pérez#british gp 2024#post race
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tbh i think we could go a step beyond complaining about how americentrist tumblr is and start complaining about how anglophonic tumblr is. that's the one thing that the shit hellhole twitter site has over us and bluesky is picking up that torch too. but tumblr has always been anglophonic as hell
#text poast#i know its ironic to complain about this in english but just imagine i preemptively sent the “and yet you participate in society” comic
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