#i wanna go to sesame street

[herewithinthevoid]

[salemqz]

Low-key? Want to post writing that I'm proud of.

Problem? Too anxious.

[zeldaspellmaniswife]

I just made my latest drawing y'all

[ddejavvu]

hey bbg i ADORE your writing! could i please get a bsf!james w no boundaries who sees you watching some tv 🧡🖤 if yk what i mean and he helps her out if that’s ok with you? thank you sm i love you *💋*

this isn't tiktok, you can call it porn! also, reader wears glasses in this, if you don't yes you do. also she uses her phone but also its set at hogwarts please don't pick on me or ill give up

this post is 18+, minors dni.

You'd used the fact that James was leaving in mere minutes to justify your lack of self-control. He'd stayed the night in your bed, something he does quite often, and something that means you don't get alone time before bed. It's nice to cuddle up to him, he's a living space heater, but a dull ache has been growing between your thighs the longer you go without relieving yourself, and you're at your breaking point.

He's in your bathroom, warbling a tune that he's made up on the spot, the lyrics all quidditch-based. He's got the game on his mind, five minutes away from having to leave for practice, and you tuck your phone to your chest as you type in the website your fingers know by heart.

You're doing everything right. You've got headphones in, you've got the volume low, you've got the brightness down, but you'd forgot about your damned glasses. James saunters in from the bathroom, a towel around his waist and water droplets still clinging to his chest as he fishes around at the end of your bed for his discarded pants, and it doesn't matter that the phone is angled away from him, he catches it in the reflection of your glasses.

"Oh, I could do that easy," He boasts, and you pause the video to look curiously up at him.

"Hm?'

"That," He points vaguely at your phone, and your stomach twists, "That whole legs-up-by-the-ears thing. If you wanted to, I mean."

"What?" You retort indignantly, like you can't still hear the woman's cries echoing through your head.

"I could fuck you like that, darling," James explains, his voice taking on a tone bordering on amusement, "Hello? The porn you're watching?"

"I- What," You blabber, but you know you're losing even as you mash your thumb against the phone's lock button, "I am not watching porn!"

"Right, you're watching Sesame Street," James snorts. He advances on you despite your flustered protests, reaching out to tap his fingernail against the lenses of your glasses, "I saw it here, nasty girl. Talk about a big bird. Mine's bigger, though. I'll show you whenever you wanna take me up on that legs-by-the-ears technique."

You're silent for only the few seconds that it takes to muster up a response that's equal parts scolding and casually committal, but as soon as you're able to find your voice, James gets his jersey over his head and takes his leave.

"James-"

"Sorry, love, it'll have to wait," He reaches out and pats your shoulder like he hadn't just offered to put your knee up against it, "Practice is starting soon, and I can't be late, I'm the captain. But afterwards, okay? Love you," He grins down at you, cheekiness alight in his entire expression, from the flush of his cheeks to his dazzling grin, "Have fun while I'm gone, y'little perv."

[makethatelevenrings]

Day 4: Breeding Kink w/ Dick Grayson

survived work, here's some smut

Kinktober Masterlist

“Yeah, I think the dancing skeleton might have been too much. Dude, are you even listening?” Tim’s voice carried over the shrieks and giggles of kids as they filled the grounds of Wayne Manor. It was their annual Halloween celebration for the children of Gotham’s foster care and while Dick thought it was a fun event, his attention was focused on something entirely other than the crowd of kids.

You were standing next to Stephanie and chatting about something, but it was the toddler currently fast asleep in your arms that caught his eye. The kid was in some kind of Sesame Street costume or whatever the fuck kids watched these days and you were dressed up as a classic witch. Steph held your big pointed hat so it wouldn’t slump over and bump the sleeping kid. The little Cookie Monster had hid behind the legs of one of the older kids the second they stepped off the busses, but she had emerged out of her hiding place once you offered her a smile and asked her about her costume.

Now she was fast asleep in your arms as you cradled her, looking both incredibly comfortable and intensely protective over a kid you just met.

And holy shit, Dick felt his heart skip a beat. The blood in his veins was rushing so hard that he swore he could hear the roar. There was just something about how naturally you reacted to the situation that…

“Holy shit,” you gasped against Dick’s mouth as he pushed you back against the door. His lips moved down your jaw and then to your neck and then he was latching on and leaving a hickey that was sure to last. You fisted your hand in his soft black hair and moaned at his constant attention.

“Baby, what’s this all about?” you whined as his kisses dipped lower on your chest. You were changing into pajamas when he pounced on you like a panther after its prey. His fingers dug into the soft skin of your hips and he ground his clothed cock against your leg.

“Not that I’m complaining,” you added. “But you’re acting like you will die if you don’t fuck me. Did you get hit with sex pollen?”

“No,” he grunted. His fingers fumbled with the drawstrings of your sweats and you giggled before helping him untie them and push them down.

“Then what’s going on?”

He raised his head and you met his eyes, dark with lust and burning with desire. Your breath caught in your throat as Dick leaned forward and inhaled your sweet scent before he settled his lips against the soft skin just above your pulse.

“I wanna fuck a baby into you,” he sighed. “I want to see you and know that I put a baby in you. Wanna see you all round and want to touch you and know that you’re mine. I want every person that looks at you know that I fucked a baby into you.”

Your legs pressed together as want built in your veins. You grabbed the back of Dick’s hair and forced his head up so he could meet your eyes. “Don’t hide from me, Dick. You want to fuck me raw? You want to knock me up?”

He nodded, his eyes hazy with desire and his lips parted with labored pants. “God, I want it so bad.”

You shoved him back and made your way to the bed. Lying down on your back, you spread your arms out and sighed. “Well, Grayson, aren’t you going to fill me up? It might take a few tries to stick.”

[nerves-nebula]

this gonna be a bitchy post lacking in nuance but who cares. im annoyed.

child predators and abusers will use literally whatever is most effective to groom someone, that's kind of the whole fuckin point. pointing out that they can use certain media to groom kids is like pointing out that you can drink liquids. like yea you sure can. you can groom a kid through their interest in sesame street. you can groom a kid with adventure time. you can twist even the most harmless story book with a Nice Upstanding Moral at the end into whatever you want.

when i was in high school I basically fell in love with any teacher that gave me food cuz i was fucking starving and that's a way more effective way to gain my trust than like, idk, sketchy fandom porn. (which i also loved as a kid/teen but I never really talked to people online or in person about it cuz i didnt wanna get adults in trouble!) and if someone online was weird to me back then i just ghosted them cuz i didn't have to exist in meat space with them if they made me uncomfortable.

anyway back to my point: should we ban granola bars cuz they were a way to fast-track the trust of food insecure kids? the way some of y'all talk about abuse, and grooming in specific is so frustrating, like, what are you fuckin talking about. grooming is a series of actions a person chooses to take to get what they want, it's manipulation, what they use to groom people with is entirely situational and moreover irrelevant.

should we all just sit in 5 x 5 cubes and paint neutral faces on a canvas till we die or should we try to have systems in place to prevent adults from gaining so much control over kids just by being kind of nice to them. and that's not even getting into how censorship literally never works the way you might want it to. it's impossible to create censorship that isn't inherently bigoted and useless because the only people with the power to properly censor are the people with the most power in general. and they do not like the rest of us. and they are also often on the side of abusers, if not abusers themselves!

yall will gives thousands of notes to posts that basically say they want the haze code back cuz you're too dumb and reactionary to think about fucking anything other than "child abuse bad so i guess i agree." then go patting yourselves on the back without having helped a single child.

yall love to feel vindicated more than you care about victims. don't act like anything you do is for the survivors if your focus is always on retribution or censorship against the abusers. you don't care about us. you don't remember we even exist half the time. none of you have looked into what actually helps us, none of you internalize our complicated feelings, none of you are willing to ease up on your christian ideas of sex and sexuality unless we explain our entire traumatic backstories to you. and then you say we're broken and need help, as if what we don't really need is for you to back us up or leave us the fuck alone.

none of you care. you just wanna find acceptable targets for your anger so you can feel good about destroying the Bad Person. dont piss me off

[lttl3babybug]

id absolutely ADORE (please and thank you 😭🙏) a cg!scott summers either fic or headcannons there no content at all im going insane /exaggeration

SCOTT 👹👹 I honestly don’t know much about Scott sadly even though I really like his character he’s just not one of the ones I tend to fixate on? But I can absolutely try my best to write you some Scott headcanons!! 🫶🫶

Cg!Scott Sunmers Headcanons

🕶️ Scott is a very responsible guy as it is so give him a regressor and he is ready to go

🕶️Pretty firm with rules because he doesn’t want you getting hurt

🕶️He’s more lenient on bedtimes and such if you wanna cuddle up on the couch and watch a movie with him

🕶️The only rule he’s definitely strict on is no touching his glasses or visor he doesn’t want you getting hurt

🕶️He will so happily sit and watch your little kid shows

🕶️Happily letting you tell him about your favourite characters and all their friends

🕶️While he does love that you’ve got shows and movies you enjoy and are purely for entertainment he would prefer if you’d watch something more educational

🕶️He defo likes Sesame Street

🕶️He watches it without you sometimes and has been caught multiple times by his teammates

🕶️If you ever go out to a park or even just the garden he has a little first aid kit with plasters of your favourite cartoon on

🕶️When he takes you to the park Scott defo has one of them like over the shoulder bags full of everything you could need

🕶️Snacks, drinks, change of clothes, paci, hairbrush, hair ties etc

🕶️You name it your papa has got it!

🕶️He’s all for making sure you’re hydrated and well fed

🕶️He’s really good at calming you down if you get fussy or injured

🕶️Not particularly one to tell you off if you get bratty or throw a tantrum, he’ll most likely talk you through why what you did wasn’t okay and get you to talk through your big feelings

🕶️Keeps all the colouring pages and drawings you give him

🕶️They’re stored in a box under his bed and he looks at them if he’s ever worried he’s not doing a good job as your cg

🕶️Scott sleeps with a teddy as well so if you ever end up in his bed he’ll make your stuffie and his stuffie be best friends

🕶️It’s only a normal brown teddy but he’s worn and loved. He’s called Beary

🕶️Scott loves playing building blocks with you

🕶️Has been hit in the nose multiple times by blocks that have fallen down off your incredibly tall towers

[pinejayy]

Goodbye Mr.Darling (Howdy Pillar x Reader) 

Part 2!!! 

Here is Part 1 // On the last part is where Wally cheats on you and leaves you.

Wally Darling Masterlist!! 

Two weeks have passed by, and the sadness was hitting you hard. You felt betrayed you didn’t think Wally would have done that to you, you really thought he was the one. But I guess not everyone can keep a promise. You would watch Wally and his new Sweetheart through your window, they were holding hands and laughing. Wally seemed so happy with his new sweetheart. The other neighbors were ashamed of Wally but they didn’t dare say anything to him, afraid to anger the yellow Tic Tac. But as time passed by you became numb, thinking you would never find love again...

As morning rolled around you laid on your bed, the warm blankets around you. You sighed, you needed to buy more food, you were running out. But you didn’t want to leave to scared to face Wally and his Sweetheart. But you had to, you had to face the reality. Wally Darling isn’t yours anymore, and one day you had to face him. But after awhile of overthinking you had the courage to finally get out of bed and get ready and head off to the store.

You walked around the neighborhood with a fake smile and guess who’s there!! Yeah that’s right Wally and his Sweetheart! They were outside of Wally’s house, both of them were painting outside. The sight broke your heart so you just walked away as fast as you can. In the meantime while Wally and Sweetheart are having their little date Home would just stare at Sweetheart, you were so much better for Wally not this Sesame Street Ragdoll. 

As you finally made it to the store, you sigh. Holding back any tears. You then started your shopping. Wanting to hurry up so you can go back Home and cry. It took awhile to get your shopping done and once you were done you went to the check out. 

“Hello Y/N! How are you doing today? Did you find everything?”

Looking up and seeing Howdy, he had a huge smile across his face. “Oh hi Howdy...Yeah I found everything.” You say softly, looking down soon after. “Just still getting over the break up..” 

“I’m sorry to hear that Y/N, I know it’s hard for you but I’m sure you’ll find your special butterfly!” He said, as he started to scan your items. You just nodded and smiled weakly at him. As Howdy just nodded, soon after he finished scanning your items and as you were about to pay he stopped you. “It’s on the house Y/N, don’t worry.” 

“Are you sure?! No Howdy let me pay, I simply can’t let you!” You say, now looking at him. He just smiled sweetly at you. 

“Don’t worry Y/N, I know how hard it’s been for you. I just wanna give you a helping hand.” He said. You just smile, it’s been awhile since you smiled. “And Y/N...If you need someone to talk I’m here for you.” You smile and nodded at him, and soon after you walked away. 

Howdy watched you as you walked away, he smiled to himself. This sweet boy has always liked you, but he never had a chance to get with you since Wally won you over. But now that he is out of the picture he can finally get close to you. He’ll show Wally on what he’s missing out. Howdy soon then started to chuckle to himself as he started to raise the prices of the Apples and also put them behind a glass door. Now that yellow gremlin can’t steal his apples. 

Walking back to your house you smiled. It was so sweet of Howdy to help you out, you placed your stuff on the table and started to put everything away. You sigh and thought about what Howdy said to you. Maybe you should talk to someone, it would be good for you. You just waited for the prefect time to call him. 

As hours passed by the sun was setting and you were sitting in your living room, nervously. You pick up the phone and started to dial his phone, and waited for him to answer and when he wasn’t picking up you were about to hang up and go to bed but a voice spoke up. “Oh I’m sorry for not picking up the phone quickly Y/N. I was cleaning the store, can I help you?” 

“Oh my bad, I didn’t want to bother you...But about what you said early, about having someone to talk too..” You say, your voice getting softer. “But I don’t wanna bother you..” 

“Oh, you’re no bother Y/N. If you want to I can be at your place in ten minutes.” He said. you smiled and nodded to yourself. “Oh! Really? Yes that would mean a lot to me.”

“Okay then, I’ll see you in a few my dear.” And with that he hangs up. You just sat there turning a slight pink, did he just call you dear? You shake your head and sigh.

When ten minutes passed by you heard a soft knock on your door. Opening it you saw Howdy, he smiled at you. You smile back and invited him in. Both of you, sat down on your living room couch. 

“So...What did you want to talk about Dear?” 

You just look down and take a deep breath. “It hurts Howdy, it hurts seeing him happy with someone else. I really thought I was his special Apple.” Howdy just looked at you, frowning. Your head was down, and he just gently patted your back. “I just can’t believe he broke his promise with me. I can’t believe he went behind my back and did that to me! I’ve done nothing but showed him love and kindness..”

“Oh Dear, I’m sorry. He deserves nothing but rotten apples. He’s missing out on an amazing person. You’re so wonderful and anyone would be so lucky to have you.” He said, now looking at you. “Y/N you’re amazing and I really mean it, I’m truly sorry for what that Yellow brat did to you.” He started to say, he gently grabbed your hand and looked at you. “You’re a great person Y/N...you’re so beautiful.” But that last part was a whisper, hoping you wouldn’t hear it. 

You sat there looking at him, blushing now. Why was he telling you these sweet things. You didn’t mind but why? “Oh..you’re so sweet Howdy. I really appreciate it.” But you turn more red as he called you beautiful. “You really think so? Me Beautiful?” 

“I’m sorry Y/N, I didn’t mean too. I mean you are beautiful but I don’t want to make things awkward, it just slipped out... I’m sorry.” 

You shake your head and smile at him, as you slightly grip his hand. “Don’t worry Howdy. I don’t mind it.” Blushing now, he blushed and looked away. 

“Uhh, Y/N I have to confess something to you..” He said, you looked confused and just nodded at him. “I’ve had a crush on you for awhile now. It’s been eating me, I really wanted to ask you out but Wally beat me to it.” 

“You do?” You say, looking at him. He just nodded and sighed. 

“I really want to treat you as a Princess/Prince, I want to be the one who puts a smile on your face. I want to be the person who you can cry to. I want to be your everything Y/N...So please give me a chance.” He asked you.

You just look away for a brief second, and thought about it. And look back at him. Wally just broke up with you two weeks ago, you couldn’t just move on fast. It wouldn’t be right, but then again Wally did cheat on you so it doesn’t really matter. As you look at Howdy you smile at him. “Are you sure? I mean I’m nothing special.” 

“Non sense my dear! You’re everything, I want to love you Y/N, I want to show you my love Y/N...If you allow me.” He said. “Please my Dear, will you go out with me.” 

His words touched your heart, it’s been awhile since someone has spoke to you like that. It made you blush. You just nodded. “Yes Howdy, I would love too!” 

“Wonderful! How about tomorrow I give you a special date.” 

“Yes, that sounds wonderful Howdy! I would love that.” You say, as you look at him, maybe this isn’t gonna be bad. Howdy just looked at you and smiled. “And I promise my dear Y/N I won’t break your heart, I’ll show you my love for you.” 

As you and Howdy talked for awhile and soon after he had to leave and rest. And you were excited about your date tomorrow you decided to fall asleep early. You had to pay a visit to a special friend of yours. 

From the distance Wally watched Howdy leave your house, he seemed very happy and Wally felt odd. Was it jealously? No right! He had his sweetheart, he loved his sweetheart....It’s not like he misses your beautiful smile and sweet laugh. He couldn’t help but think about you, did he make the right choice of leaving you? Wally just sat alone in the dark of his house. While Home would creek around telling Wally “I told you so.” 

The next morning

You woke up filled with energy, you were excited about later on today. As you got up and did your morning routine, you had a few hours before the date. You really wanted to visit a friend of yours. You grabbed your garden tools and flower seeds and walk out of your house and walked towards Home. Waving at them. 

“Hello Home! How are you doing today?” You said cheerfully, holding up the bag of seeds and tools. “Remember that promised I made you.”

Home started to creek quite quickly, They were happy. 

“I’m happy to see you too Home. I’m sorry I couldn’t visit you. It just hurts seeing Wally with his new Sweetheart..” You say, and frown slightly, but soon after you smiled. “But I have some great news for you Home.” 

Home was knocking all over, very happy and you just giggle. “Don’t worry I'll tell you while I’m planting these seeds for you. 

As you did your promise of planting flowers around for Home you told them  about Howdy and how you guys have a date tonight. And Home seemed very happy for you. You smile and blush. 

“All done!” You say, finally done with planting the seeds all around Home. “These flowers are going to look beautiful Home!” You say, wiping you forehead with your arm. “I can’t wait to see them grow!”

“Can’t wait to see what?” 

Jumping slightly, you saw Wally. Great... “These flowers Mr.Darling... I promised Home I would plant these for them. And unlike you I don’t break a promise.” You say in a cold harsh tone of voice. You look away and smile at Home.

“Don’t worry Home, I’ll make sure to water these seeds for you.” You say, and started to gather your things. Wally just stood there, looking at you. You look at Wally and raised an eyebrow. Looking back at Home and smile. “I mean I could tell Mr.Darling here but I’m sure he’ll break that promise...” You say, and giving him the side eye. 

Wally just stood there, ouch that hurt him. “I’ll give the stupid flowers water...I promise ” He grumbles to himself. 

You just ignore him. “Don’t worry Home, I’ll make sure I come by and tell you about my date. I hope you have a wonderful day.” You say and began walking off but before you walked off you looked at Wally. “Have a great day Mr.Darling.” And with that you left, Wally just stood there. He felt sad, feeling a single tear falling down. 

“Oh Y/N why did I let you go.” 

Time Skip

As the sun was setting and you were running around your house getting ready. You had your best outfit. Honestly you were quite nervous. 

You then heard a small knock. Running to the door, but before you open it you took a deep breath and open the door and there stood Howdy, with a pretty suit. “Wow you look beautiful my sweet Butterfly.” He said, grabbing your hand and placing a kiss on it.

Blushing you giggle. “And you look handsome.” You say, as you look at him. You then walked out and closed your door. “So what do you have in mind?” 

“Ah it’s a surprise, I need you to close your eyes.” He said, you look at him and just nod. Closing your eyes, he grabbed your hand and started to walk off with you. “And no peaking my Dear.” 

After walking for a few minutes he stopped and spoke up. “You can open up your eyes my Dear.” He said, you slowly started to open them and gasp slightly. Seeing this~

It was beautiful, you look at him and hug him. “It’s wonderful! Thank you!” 

Howdy blushed, he chuckled nervously and just nodded. Grabbing your hand he guided you to a chair, pulling it out for you. Then he took a seat to himself. Honestly this was very sweet of him, maybe he isn’t gonna be bad after all. 

This sweet man had everything planned out, he made the food. He made a fresh pie with cookies, he also made mini sandwiches. And he had fresh lemonade, he really thought about this date. He even had soft music playing around.

And after you guys were done eating, he stood and walked next to you. He held a hand for you. “If you don’t mind my dear, but could I trouble you for a dance.” 

Blushing you just nodded, he pulled the chair out for you. Holding his hand out for you, you took it and he pulled you close. Bringing you close against his body. Oh boy. He placed two hands on your shoulder and the two around your waist. You place your hands on his shoulders. And soon after both of you were dancing to the music, bodies moving to the songs. 

He placed his forehead against yours. “Thank you for giving me a chance Y/N.” He said softly. You smile and look into his eyes. “Of course Howdy, thank you for being that new Sunshine for my life.” You say, both of you blush. You stopped dancing. Now just standing there. foreheads against each other, he stares into your eyes. Wow its like a beautiful ocean, he could swim in them all day long. 

He started to lean in slowly, you look at him and lean in too. Your lips touched softly. Now kissing. You close your eyes and wrap your arms around his neck, and he wrapped his arms around your waist. Bringing you closer. The kiss went on for awhile and soon after her pulled away. 

“Wow, that was wonderful my Dear.” You just blush even more. “It was Howdy.” 

He then pulled away and looked at you. “Y/N I was wondering...Would you make the happiest Neighbor and be mine.” 

“Yes, I would love too!” You say and hug him once again and kiss his cheek.

You and Howdy spent the rest of night talking and dancing. Honestly he took your mind off from that Yellow Tik Tac. But as it was getting late you guys cleaned up and started to head back to the neighborhood. He walked you to your house. 

“I hope you have a great night my Dear, please rest up.” Howdy said, placing a small kiss on your lips. Smiling back at him as you return the kiss and pull away. “You too my handsome man.” You say giggling. Howdy just blushed and nodded. Both saying your goodnights.

As you close your door, you smile. Wow you had butterflies in your stomach. As you were about to walk off you heard a knock on your door. Howdy? Did he forget something, you open the door with a smile as you expected Howdy but your smile faded away. 

“Mr.Darling? Do you need something?”

Wally just stood there, he looked at you and soon after he broke down crying. “Please Y/N....I miss you! Please take me back, I regret what I did to you.” He cried out. Getting on his knees, he reached out for your hand but you moved it away. “Please Sweetheart...” 

You just stood there. “Excuse me? Are you serious, after what you did!” You hiss at me. “What happened to your other sweetheart.” 

“They left me...They used me...”

“Good, you deserve it.” You simply say. “I’m happy with Howdy now. Now if you may leave your getting your tears all over my place.” You say, backing up and as you were about to close the door, he stopped you.

“I promise not to hurt you anymore, please. You’re my everything..”

“A promise from you? HA! No Thank you..” You look away and sigh. “Goodnight Mr.Darling.” You say and close the door, locking it.

Wally just stood there, tears running down his face. He really lost you, he lost person who really loved him. He was so dumb for hurting you...He wanted you back. As Wally walked back to his house he just cried inside. While in the other hand Home just stares ay Wally, rough knocks were heard.. “I told you so.” 

Damn, ouch! But I hope you guys enjoyed it!! And a lot of people wanted to be tagged for part two so here goes!!

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some of the @‘s aren’t working, so imma message some of you guys uwu

[creamedh0ney]

☀️Hey Sunshine ☀️

I thought I'd introduce myself! I wasn't sure how to make a nice looking introduction but I figure I'll just go for it and add if I need to!

First of all, you can call me Andy. My name changes sometimes in real life but Andy is a pretty safe, gender neutral one to use for me.

🌻Basics About Me🌻

Big Age: 18!

Little Age: 1-6

Gender Identity: Genderfluid

Pronouns I use: she/he/they/it/xe (depends on the time, but use what you'd like)

Sexuality: Pansexual

Other Stuff: I am autistic, I have c-ptsd and chronic pain - Please be patient with me!

🪁Hobbies🪁

Drawing (with sidewalk chalk, chalk pastels, pencil, marker, crayon, anything really!)

Gardening (though I'm not good at it yet)

Biking

Volleyball (just for fun though, I'd rather not do anything competitively)

Baking

Writing (poetry, fantasy or romance stories, essays)

Reading (fantasy, romance, classics, poetry, fanfiction, science nonfiction)

Watching anime/animated TV shows

Shopping

Listening to music

🧸Interests/Things I Like🧸

Shows(some of these are not agere or sfw necessarily!): Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Banana Fish, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sesame Street, Owl House, Ouran High-school Host Club, Gravity Falls, Haikyu, Strawberry Shortcake, Wild Kratts, X-Men, Amazing Spiderman

Movies/Studios: Disney (specifically Tangled and other princess movies), Studio Ghibli, Tim Burton movies (specifically Coraline and Edward Scissorhands)

Toys/Toy Type Things: Dolls (porcelain or rag- not creepy ones or anything, just normal), Stuffed Animals, Calico Critters, Barbies, Littlest Pet Shops, Animal Figures (specifically schleich), Play Food, Play Dough, Lego

Games: Stardew Valley, Slime Rancher, Minecraft, Genshin Impact, Sims, Roblox (I like Fashion Famous and Royale High specifically), Animal Jam, Fall Guys, Star Stable, Pokémon (though I've only played it on other people's consoles)

Other:

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Regressor Bi-Han & Kuai Liang w/ CG Tomas (Fic)

"Raaaaaaaaaawr!" Tomas shouted as he chased his brother.

Kuai Liang squealed, running into the living room. He ran across the table, using it as a shield as Tomas tried to catch him.

"Awe that is sneaky, brother!" Tomas put his hands on his hip.

"No it isn't!" Kuai Liang shook his head.

"Is too!" Tomas laughed, jumping onto the table.

"No!" Kuai Liang gasped, dodging as Tomas tried to tackle him. "Can't catch me!"

Bi-Han glared at them. He was trying to watch Sesame Street, alone. He didn't like the fact they were loud. He also didn't like the fact that Tomas was giving all his affection to Kuai Liang.

Did he yell at Tomas for trying to baby him? Absolutely. But that didn't mean he didn't want him to! He didn't want cuddles or anything. But he did want Tomas to give him apple juice and sit near him . . . And maybe cuddle him.

How dare his actions have consequences. >:(

"Go away!" Bi-Han shouted, swatting in their direction.

"Are we being too loud, Bi-Han?" Tomas asked, grabbing Kuai Liang and wrestling him to the ground. Kuai Liang giggled and fought him back. "Hey! You little- Are we louder than the tv, Bi?"

It wasn't often that Tomas watched over his brothers anymore. Nowadays Harumi watched Kuai Liang, and Sareena watched Bi-Han. But when they were busy, Tomas was their go to babysitter! The girls were having a girls day, plus Hanzo, today anyways, so the timing was perfect!

He had helped them regress when they were young, as they had done for him. Tomas liked watching his brothers. Just as much as he adored being watched by them!

He'd miss how grumpy Bi-Han could get. Or when Kuai Liang wanted to be michieves and try to blame it on whatever toy of the day. Really, he just liked hanging out with his brothers, without the fighting.

"Move," Bi-Han shoed them away again.

"Bi's being no fun," Kuai Liang pouted, pinching Tomas's arm.

"Ow!" Tomas hissed, unwrapping his brother from his headlock. Kuai Liang giggled and ran into the kitchen. "Kuai! That's cheating!"

"No it isn't!"

"Sorry about the noise, Bi. We'll try to keep it down, okay?" Tomas smiled, Bi-Han just huffed and turned his head.

Tomas ruffled Bi-Han's hair before jogging after Kuai Liang. Bi-Han watched him go. No! Tomas wasn't suppose to leave! He was suppose to stay and sit next to him, getting bored of Kuai Liang's chase. Or Kuai Liang should be getting tired by now. Wanting to nap on the couch.

Bi-Han looked back at his show. He didn't wanna watch Sesame Street anymore. Not that he had been watching it at all. He pouted earlier at every show Tomas suggested, so he put something he personally watched while small. It wasn't bad . . . But it wasn't Ruby Gloom.

Bi-Han didn't like Ruby Gloom either though. He only watched it because Sareena liked watching it. Which usually meant he got cuddles and goldfish.

"Get off the counter," Tomas said, carefully watching as Kuai Liang balanced himself on the kitchen counter. Kuai Liang giggled, shaking his head. "No, this is very dangerous. We don't climb on things that we can fall from."

"You jumped on the table," Kuai Liang pointed out.

"Very different scenario, Kuai," Tomas said sternly. Kuai Liang deflated at his tone. "Come on, I'll help you down."

Tomas picked his brother up, setting him carefully on the ground. Kuai Liang immediately sprinted to the pantry closet, looking at all the snacks.

"You getting hungry?" Tomas asked, Kuai Liang nodded in response. "I can order some food. Does McDonald's sound okay?"

"I want . . . fruit!"

"I don't think fruits in the pantry," Tomas chuckled, shutting the pantry. "Fruits in the fridge. How about you go fetch some?"

Kuai Liang got up, waddled to the fridge. He liked fruit, especially strawberries! But pineapple was really good too. And blueberries when they were in season! And-

"Tomaaaaaaaaaas!!" Bi-Han shouted, stopping Kuai Liang's thoughts.

Tomas stuck his head through the open doorway, "What's up, Bi?"

"Change it," Bi-Han pointed to the screen.

"Can I hear a please?" Tomas asked.

Bi-Han glared at him in reply.

"Bi-Bi, you've gotta be nice," Kuai Liang said, moving to Tomas's side. "Otherwise 'Reena's gonna know."

Bi-Han grumbled at this fact. Tomas was not against calling either of their caregivers if they were misbehaving. It usually got them to stop whatever they were doing quickly, not wanting a lecture or timeout.

"Don't want it no more," Bi-Han pointed to the screen again. "Change it."

"Alright, alright," Tomas rolled his eyes, walking over and grabbing the remote. "Whatcha wanna watch?"

Bi-Han stayed silent. He didn't really wanna watch cartoons right now. But he also didn't wanna be up and running around like Kuai Liang.

Tomas waited for Bi-Han to give some sort of name suggestion or a site. When none came, he went onto Netflix, scrolling through some shows. He didn't want Kuai Liang to get impatient and try to cut the fruit himself. He could probably do it with a hand guiding him, but Tomas still didn't want to chance it.

"There's a ton of good shows on here, Bi. You want a bigger kid show with some plot in it? Or maybe a smaller show? Disney has Bluey if you wanna-

"Wait!" Bi-Han frowned, pointing to the tv.

"Octonauts?" Tomas asked, receiving a small nod.

Bi-Han didn't care for Octonauts, but Tomas and Kuai Liang liked it. So maybe they'd stop chasing each other and come hang out with him.

Luckily, the show did seem to catch Kuai Liang's attention.

"I wanna watch!" Kuai Liang gasped, rushing over and sitting beside Bi-Han.

Bi-Han gently rested his head against Tomas's shoulder, looking at the tv. Tomas patted his head before moving to stand up. Earning an upset look from the oldest brother.

"I know, but I've gotta go get Kuai Liang his fruit! I'll get you some too," Tomas offered. "Is there any other snack you wanna have?"

". . . Fishies," Bi-Han mumbled.

"Fishies? Goldfishies?" Tomas double-checked, Bi-Han nodded. "Alright, I'll get some goldfish. Kuai?"

"No thank you!" Kuai Liang shouted. Bi-Han nudged him lightly. "Oh! Sorry."

"Don' be loud," Bi-Han mumbled.

Kuai Liang nodded, laying down, moving his head to Bi-Han's lap. Bi-Han didn't completely mind, beginning to play with his brother's hair.

They were definitely going to have a cuddle fest when Tomas came back though. Per to Bi-Han's silent request . . . order.

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I wanna give Tomas a color but I don't know what. Do y'all think i should change it or keep it black/white?

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The Frogfather

Chapter 4 Episode 12 Recap Let Gooooo!

Roman: I love this because I’ve learned there’s ancient frog mythology

Roman: It’s Freek Mythology

Youngblood: Wow

Butler: I don’t know if we’ll have enough spaghetti

Roman: Who’s Spaghetti?

YB: It’s.. it’s food Roman

Tenpenny: Reston is a get away, I don’t have to be the frogfather there

YB: It’s very diverse in Reston

Roman: and It’s probably because of the great schools, we big smart

Tenpenny: ok kids why don’t you grab the frog bedtime book ‘Sleeping With The Fishes’

DM: There’s a large bulge under the sheets

Roman & YB: *lose it*

DM: you disgusting heathens

YB: I’m so sorry!

Roman: we are 5!

*find a horse fly head in the sheets*

Roman: *ooc* THIS IS AMAZING *in character * I mean OH MY GODDD

Tenpenny: I’m gonna beat their fkn a$$es

Roman: *lands perfectly silently on the roof of the greenhouse*

YB: WORK BITCH!

Roman: I had no idea music could move you like this

YB: it can!

Roman: this is the most beautiful gang meet up I’ve ever seen

Roman: this is such a tender moment

Roman: I just realized this doesn’t add up with the horse head in the bed

*Krocket APPEARS*

Roman: your Kermit impression has gotten worse?

DM: ITS CAUSE YOU CRACKED HIS THROAT!

Roman: OHHHHH oh my gosh

YB: oh yeah I crushed his windpipe

*lilypadton joins the battle*

Krocket: LilyPadton you sweet dumb nerd HAHAHA

*krocket grows giant*

Roman: Youngblood I think I’d rather take on a mother and her growing ferns than whatever is going on here

Roman: iVE HAD ENOUGH OF PEOPLE BITING ME TODAY

YB: I’m gonna stab him in the heart, but ya know, just to warn him not to kill him

Roman: LilyPadton you got this?

LilyPadton: ok sorry about this *bites Krocket’s tongue*

Quil: *off stage* No.

*all laugh*

*YB casts vicious mockery again*

YB: oh where do I start? You green perverted nasty ass uncomfortable ugly ass amphibian ass wet webbed feet Sesame Street wannabe tattle looking like a tadpole BITCH

*lilypadton covering his ears hearing all that* LMAO

Roman: the tongue is back baby *rolls a 3* I DONT WANNA GO BACK

YB: *dancing* so where’s the brother?

Bonus: music tracks for chapter 4

[padawansuggest]

Consider

Obi-Wan 7yo, wakes up from naptime in the creche after a Very Important Vision

Immediately skips bail to go out into the temple proper, following whispers of the force (more like cackling lmao) till he gets to a training salle

Training salle is occupied by 15-18yo padawans in the middle of practice, one of which being Kelleran Beq, The Sabered Hand, who is a cheerful teen who wants to be a creche master after he’s knighted

Of course an unaccompanied initiate in the salles is always a cause for concern, so Kelleran comes over to coax the boy into telling him why he’s wandered off

Obi: I’m going with you next month when you go to the production studios for your first filming of the Jedi Temple Challenge

Is questioned on if his creche master just told him that??

Nah he saw it in a dream

Cool cool cool Kelleran LOVES the possessed ones, they’re so cute

Asks kiddo why he thinks he’s going with

Cause Obi-Wan needs an escort to audition for the next season of Sesame System, a show that teaches children and reduces the galaxy’s gap of learning between the poor and the rich, so he can teach the galaxy about what it’s like to be a Jedi!

Okay okay that’s chill lil buddy, Kelleran will be in the production studio anyways cause they’re in the same place

Turns out the REAL Jedi Temple Challenge was the 10 under 10s Kelleran got to help wrangle along the way

Not fully sure where this is going other than Jango Fett (only 3 years older here and not 6) ending up on the same season of Sesame System only for him and Jaster (who’s also got the exact same goals of endearing the public to Mandalorians and is using the show to help point out the Mandalorian kids shows the galaxy can show their kids too, while Obi is pointing at Jedi Temple Challenge) to immediately decide that’s a prime little buddy and now they wanna keep him

The temple settles on a middle ground of letting them babysit Obi sometimes by sticking him in Mando production studios

Kelleran is very worried about baby getting kidnapped by the prince of Mandalore but accepts that Obi also really likes the prince they’re vode now

I. Fucking. Love. Childrens early educational shows and stuff like that. And I want to write an entire series about the shows the Jedi and Mandos could put out to endear themselves to the galaxy and it’s basically propaganda but not bad because the Sith could never get a foothold because Jedi are just sweet little guys with god powers what’s not to love lol

And then the ideas combined in my head when this last Mando episode reminded me of Jedi Temple Challenge (I never actually watched it but I did overall hear about it when it aired) and I decided Kelleran needs to make my dumb ideas a reality.

Obi’s master is a Jedi who’s been doing acting their whole life too but it can’t be Mace because Mace is a theater kid and not a kids show kid he needs a less theatric and more educational master 😔

Ani ends up being on a couple seasons of Sesame System (I specifically chose this as a parody idea because I have BEYOND respect for Sesame Street and I truly believe in the power of kindness and friendship the show likes to give us) when Obi-Wan first finds him and Ani is really nervous at first but they let him rant about sand on the show so they’re chill now

Qui-Gon is not Obi’s master but he DID get wrangled into taking Kelleran and the kids to the studio (it’s in fairly neutral area on a station, but around a planet for outdoor scenes because it’s just easier for legal reasons) and that led to them missing the Telos mission and Xanatos got therapy instead and Qui-Gon isn’t an asshole cause he’s still got his kids

Shmi works on the production station

More kids shows in fantasy and sci-fi settings plz.

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[nerves-nebula]

Splinter smiled to himself as he finally stood and looked at his handiwork. Was it pretty? Maybe not, but it worked. An old television set stolen from a thrift shop, a handmade entertainment center that was mostly just pieces of scrap he’d found in the nearby junkyard, and lots of illegal wiring that definitely wasn’t safe to be around this much water, and now their underground home was just a little cozier.

The boys were all sitting on the couch (which had been a bitch and a half to get down there in the first place), watching him curiously. They were getting so big now, and everyone except Donatello was stringing together near-sentences.

“Dada, what is?” Leonardo slapped the cushion between his little legs, a determined frown on his face.

“This is a television.” He told them, “We can watch movies on it.”

They all stared at him, clueless.

He shook his head, bending down to pick up the few films he’d managed to swipe. He’s tried to find some for a younger age group, but all he’d managed to find was a VHS of Sesame Street and… no. First off, there was no way he was finding a VHS player and second, he’s not watching that. He could not deal with puppets singing, even if it was supposed to be good for the kids’ developmental health or whatever.

“Here.” He came over, picking up Michelangelo and Donatello to make room for himself. Thankfully, they were still big enough for him to be able to keep them on his lap, though that wouldn’t last too much longer. He winced as Leonardo and Raphael climbed on, their little claws digging into his legs. As they settled he fanned out the available movies. “We can choose from these.” He pointed to each title as he read them out, “This one is called ‘Back to the Future’. It’s about a time traveling car. This one is ‘Samurai Rabbit’. It’s about a, well, a samurai rabbit.” Michelangelo giggled and he bounced the leg he sat on, chuckling with him, “Then we have ‘Mulan’. This one has singing in it, but it’s about a Chinese girl being a hero. Which one do you want, boys?”

Donatello plapped his hands against Splinter’s legs, turning to look up at him with wide eyes. Splinter held his breath a moment, hoping his youngest would finally start properly talking.

“Daddy.” Donnie wobbled and grabbed onto the front of his robe. He grinned wide, gap toothed from where a couple baby teeth hadn’t grown in yet.

Splinter sighed, “Yes, I am your Daddy.” It was okay. He would catch up. He was younger, he had time to catch up.

“Bunny!” Leonardo screamed, practically shoving Raphael aside as he leaned forward to grab at the Samurai Rabbit case, “Daddy, issa bunny!” He turned around, eyes wide and bright, “Bunny go hop!”

Two sentences. Well, toddler sentences, but still. He set the other two disks aside, letting Leonardo look at the art on the one he chose, “That is a bunny, good job, Leonardo.” He leaned down, kissing the boys head, “That’s my smart boy. Do you wanna watch the bunny?”

Leonardo nodded, slapping his hands onto the disk cover, “I like the bunny!”

Now that was a full sentence.

Two years later Splinter would have to console Leo when the disk finally got scratched beyond use after so many watches. Two months after that Draxum would show up with the entire collection of the main actor’s works.

Splinter refused to admit that he found the rabbit plush out of jealousy. He merely thought he son would enjoy the piece of memorabilia, and the children were still young enough to have toys. Nevermind that Leo had practically cried with joy when Draxum had showed him and had climbed into Draxum’s lap to watch one of the movies with him.

He certainly didn’t care about that at all.

The doll wasn’t in the best condition, with the fluff flattened and some of the details rubbed off from some other kid playing with it, but Splinter had gotten it nonetheless.

Maybe that’s why, when years down the road he decided that they were too old for dolls and toys, he didn’t try to take the rabbit plush.

——

I wanted to write something Splinter-centric, but I’m not in the headspace to write him being super terribly bad, so I went for turtle tot time. Especially since we’re discussing Usagi and his place in the AU.

-Monster Anon

consider this fanfic basically canon ! i fuckin!!! loved this!! augsdhuaghs!!

[deke-rivers-1957]

A Show For Lisa

Fun fact Sesame Street's very first episode aired on tv on the exact same day Elvis' final movie, Change Of Habit released in theaters. Which means that Elvis had to have known about it since Lisa was going on 2 years old. That one picture of a future Christmas where you can clearly see Big Bird also gives evidence that he knew about the show.

"Son what're you doin?"

"Settin up a puppet show, daddy."

Vernon doesn't look at any less confused.

"Why?"

"Lisa's birthday's comin up and I'm gonna be out performin. I wanna make sure she has somethin nice from her daddy to make up for it."

Vernon just shakes his head and goes about his business.

"How'm I gonna get Kermit right? Can't even get the eyes done."

Elvis and now the rest of the Memphis Mafia grumble while trying to get this done.

Time Skip

It took the men way too long to accomplish this, but the job is done. Even though it would only be for one show, Elvis made sure to go all out. He wanted to give his only daughter the very best for her early birthday present. Elvis goes to get Lisa.

"Hey there, Yisa. Daddy's got a surprise."

Lisa giggles and claps as Elvis carries her downstairs.

"I know you really like Sesame Street and all the funny characters like Big Bird."

"Bib Bird."

"And then you got Kermit."

"Cormit."

"No Yisa. It's Kermit."

"Kemit."

Elvis just chuckles as he makes it downstairs.

"Ok honey. This is yer surprise."

The toddler is excited to see the stage with different handmade puppets including Kermit the Frog. Elvis sets her down on the floor.

"Kemit."

Elvis gets behind the stage and starts talking like Kermit.

"Hi ho! Kermit the frog here."

"Kemit!"

"Can you sing the alphabet?"

Lisa giggles and nods.

"Alright let's hear you sing the alphabet."

"A, b, c, d, e, f, - Cooke monser."

She giggles and Elvis tries to make Kermit frown.

"Yer not singin the alphabet. Let's try it again."

They sing the alphabet up until r when Lisa says "Cooke monser" again. Elvis tries to make Kermit's face scrunch up.

"Cookie Monster isn't part of the alphabet it goes"

He continues the alphabet until V and Lisa giggles again. At this point Elvis tries not to laugh.

"Yer just teasin me."

They finish the song.

"Next time Cooke monser."

"Next time I'll get Cookie Monster to sing for you. I'm leavin. Hmmph."

He makes Kermit go to the edge of the stage where Lisa can't see him.

"I love you."

Elvis makes Kermit come back out.

"I love you too. Now I heard it was your birthday soon. I'm going to sing Happy Birthday to you, Lisa. Do you like that?"

Lisa claps.

"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."

"Ok. I'm going to sing now."

Elvis tries his best to sing Happy Birthday like Kermit would. It wasn't a really long show but Elvis was glad to make his daughter smile. It made all of his hard work worth.

"Happy Birthday Lisa."

An: Thank you @shakerattlescroll for giving me the idea to write this story.

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Put Your Seatbelt On

Read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/59944591

by Equirzon

"“Listen, I just want to go home, so how about we call a truce and leave before more agents arrive?” Clint reasoned. “I'm gonna step into the clearing, OK? I’d really prefer if you didn’t shoot me, thanks.” The archer stood, popped his knees and strode purposefully into the glade of HYDRA bodies and scorched grass, his shoulders relaxing when no bullet met his head. “Thanks. You wanna come out too? I've got no arrow in my bow; I'm not gonna try anything.” Nothing moved aside from the delicate swaying of bushes and branches from the wind – then someone carefully emerged from the pines, and Clint subconsciously tightened his grip on his bow."

 (Or, while Clint is raiding a HYDRA camp, he stumbles into Bucky and convinces the man to travel around the country with him to destroy the last remnants of the organisation.

Everything else along the way was a surprise, though).

Words: 3293, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Alpine the Cat (Marvel), Lucky (Hawkeye)

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes & Clint Barton, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov

Additional Tags: Road Trips, Hurt/Comfort, Deaf Clint Barton, Fluff and Angst, Eventual Smut, Slow Burn, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Hydra (Marvel), Clint Barton Needs a Hug, BAMF Clint Barton, recovering Bucky Barnes, Cuddling & Snuggling, Bed Sharing (I guess But the Bed is the Back of a Car?), Recurring Sesame Street Pyjamas, Clint Barton Has Self-Esteem Issues, Mentioned Steve Rogers, Jeremy Renner is Not my Hawkeye (Sorry Renner)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59944591