#just me being a whiny baby

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

s6 episode 1 "the beginning" thoughts

season 6!!!! my goodness, how the time sure has flown!! i started this whole project in may of last year, and now we are in january! so much has changed! but other things have stayed the same. 

i have heard mixed things on s6, so i am a bit nervous. but i am excited to be reunited. 

i am also curious to see where exactly the movie was set after the finale of s5. has it been a while, or only a few days? has our little friend gibson been missing this whole time? what about diana- did she pull through? will we get to know more about her?

we need to microchip gibson so we never lose him again. 

(i felt vindicated when people told me diana isn’t a fandom favorite, LMAO. i’m usually the girl that goes to BAT for overhated female characters, but she just seemed too intentionally antagonistic towards scully)

so… this episode shall deal with our agents going on a hunt. well, they had best be careful! there are a bunch of different aliens and beasts on the loose!

(post-episode thoughts: my fury at mulder is 75% normal juni rage and 25% enhanced by me being sick and emotional, a fact i only put together the morning AFTER i took all of these notes. you have been warned....)

anyway. let us begin!

(previously, on the x files)

(and i STAND by my opinion that CSM has a very soothing voice, okay?!? googling this man so i can see if he narrates any audiobooks)

man, i forgot about mulder pushing spender up against the wall and their feud. ah, spender. i feel bad for him, but that doesn’t mean i LIKE him. 

OH, WE GET TO SEE CLIPS FROM THE MOVIE IN THIS RECAP!! and they are in such high quality in comparison to the DVD i borrowed!! wow. when i watch it again sometime in the future- hopefully not on a DVD from 1998- i cannot wait to see everything so CRISP.

NOT THE KISS BAIT BEING INCLUDED IN THE RECAP LMAOOO

but now let us begin the adventures of s6!

NOOOOO! roush!!! the evil biological company! their truck is out in the desert. and their guys are pissing. 

well. this happens.

sandy is sweating. bro does NOT look good. i know his ass is not making it through the night.

when sandy gets home, he cranks the heat up to 80 in arizona, which is WILD. then he goes to lay on the couch and shiver. 

AUGH!!! his hand is JELLY???? it’s see-through!!! i did not want to look at all of sandy’s veins!!!

is he having an alien baby, too?!?!

his work buddies come to fetch him later. we see a bunch of photos of him in his house wearing a lab coat and doing doctor-y things.

AWW, his coworker called him sandman. don’t make me feel bad for the dude who works at the evil alien biotech company…

BLEURGH. he DID have an alien chest baby virus infection thing. OH, this other guy is SHOCKED!! AND HE HEARS THE ALIEN HISSING AT HIM!!!!!

HE’S GETTING EATEN!!!!! NOOOO!!!! 

RIP this guy :(

YAAAY, the intro!!! felt weird not having it with the movie!!!

and it was shortened, but okay. i’m getting used to that.

ahhh, look at this computer on which mulder is examining something. is he looking at micro film?

OH, the sweet boy, he’s restoring the fragments from the x files!! this makes me sad!! does that mean there isn’t a huge box of floppy disks somewhere containing all of them? because it is the responsible thing to do, making sure you have all your files saved in multiple sources! well, we’re only a few minutes into the episode. there’s still time for one of those to be found

and now he is presenting before a panel. he says the x files were destroyed “several months ago”, which places us on a vague timeline. scully is here!!!!

“i see your renowned arrogance has been left quite intact”, says this dude on the panel, and HEY! mulder literally isn’t even being arrogant at THIS MOMENT, OKAY? plenty of other times he is. but not now, as he is submitting his report on this alien spaceship!!

“i didn’t see men in black” “well it’s a damn good movie” <- LMAO they are BULLYING HIM!!!

scully looks pained. 

NOT THEM GETTING ON HIS ASS FOR THE TRAVEL EXPENSES STOOOOOP BEING MEAN!!!

OHHH NOOOOO!!! he says that scully can prove the whole thing, but she can’t. cut to them fighting in the hallway.

mulder… you’re pissing me off. SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE VIRUS IS OR HOW IT WOULD MAKE ALIENS!!!!!! maybe you should have brought a camera to the arctic. don’t you BRUSH INTO HER SHOULDER AS YOU WALK AWAY!!! you were going to KISS HER like a few weeks ago!!! i won’t tolerate this disrespect. 

CSM is debriefing the syndicate on the arizona alien deaths, saying he made up a cover story and it’s called “blaming it on Native Americans”. classic CSM, world-renowned great guy /s

so, he thinks the arizona guy who gave birth to an alien chest baby accidentally injected himself with the virus, and now the alien is on the loose!!! 

man, the presence of well-groomed man is missed. RIP. this other guy is here, though. so that’s good. i guess.

CSM says he is managing the situation. will he be sent out to test his sniping skills?? can you snipe an alien?

skinner is coming down to see mulder on the computer… NOOO, he breaks the news that his reassignment on the x files has been denied!!!!! 

mulder's all angry, and skinner tries to clarify he’s not arguing with him, but raises the question: “when will you accept that no amount of pressure or reason will bring to heel a conspiracy whose members walk these halls with absolute impunity?” <- ohhh, a very good point…

so they reopened the x files, then denied his reassignment? are they going to assign them to someone else? or just close them again?? will they keep scully on them?

skinner said that the vote was unanimous… he must have been trying not to blow his cover as mulder’s biggest supporter… but i'm sure this still made mulder very sad

so he gets all his stuff up and starts to leave. BUT SKINNER WANTS TO HELP HIM FIND PROOF??? SO HE CAN PROVE THE OTHERS WRONG??

i told you!!!! that man is my uncle.

he says there’s a file on his desk in the old office……. and sure enough, there is.

is this season much darker in terms of screen brightness?

OH SHIT…. why is spender down here in mulder's old office? WITH DIANA??? “diana, back on your feet. i guess that’s the only way you can stab me in the back” <- damn. he's pissed.

woah, what? okay, i was imagining scully staying on the project and spender taking his place, which would obviously be awful, but diana taking his place is like, worse. so now is it going to be spender and diana? instead of mulder and scully? ew.

jump to CSM lighting up in front of a no smoking sign… he’s just fundamentally a bad boy. he’s walking in where some sort of surgery is taking place!!!

he says he needs the patient bandaged and dressed, even though this might kill them. OH SHIT! IT’S GIBSON!!! and he must be in the middle of surgery!!!!!

EAIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY HAVE HIS BRAIN OPEN………….

good lord, i nearly passed out. again, i repeat my grounding mantra: shoutout to the props team.

and he was awake, too………..

poor baby. 

AWWWW, THE AGENTS ARE DOWN IN PHOENIX to investigate the case that skinner left them the files on, and scully WILL remind him that they are violating state laws regarding contamination of a crime scene (she lets out a deep scully sigh, asking “why do i bother?”) yeah. idk either queen.

he sees claw marks on the walls!!! that does not look like it came from some bare hands. scully is not fooled by this claim in the evidence report. 

ooooooo, he finds a claw!!!!!!!!

“is that an animal?” “ain’t rupaul” <- LMAO I’M CRYING????????? 

mulder, i knew you were an ally ✊

(listen, both of those agents are bisexual to me. and maybe ace, too. depends on the day. THAT'S MY OPINION!)

(he hands the claw to scully very carefully <3)

feels wrong to see him in what i think is a polo, but it is hard to tell because the screen is so DARK.

oh yeah, let scully calculate the gestation rate of this hypothetical alien baby. under 12 hours!!! damn!! that is… quick. and also? how could a baby do all this, she wants to know? well. some babies are more equipped for violence than others. i guess. 

oh no! CSM IS HERE!! AND POOR BABY GIBSON, BLEEDING THROUGH HIS BANDAGES!!

please someone lay him down and let him watch spongebob. NOW.

gibson announces that "it" (alien baby) isn’t here. and that he knows CSM wants to kill him if he can’t find the creature. poor sweet little dude. they drive off.

mulder emerges into the daylight, and he does, in fact, have a polo on. but he is asking scully why she won’t believe him. MAYBE IT *WILL* TAKE AN ALIEN BITING HER FOR HER TO BELIEVE, BUDDY!!! DON'T RAISE YOUR GODDAMN VOICE AT HER!!

OHHH, SHE GRABS HIS HAND?? “listen, mulder, you told me that my science kept you honest. that it made you question your assumptions; that by it, i’d made you a whole person”

(okay girl, stay with me here now, but i think he meant YOU made him a whole person, not your science…….. but maybe she had to compartmentalize after nearly kissing him)

“if i change now… it wouldn’t be right, or honest” oh, scully <3 he has never deserved you or your kindness...

he’s being a whiny baby. like, i get it, and i understand. they're taking the x files away! and he needs to prove they are correct about aliens! but “i’m sorry scully, but this time your science is wrong” and walking away… 😒 which problem did that solve?

idk!! i see both of their points!!! this fundamental and ancient conflict is once again playing out, but can we focus less on the hows and whys of the situation and more on the “we need to get our jobs back and be bestest friends forever and ever, and also save that missing little boy and find some answers along the way”? please. consider this viewpoint. for me!

oh, let's go off to a nuclear power plant. again, very dark. noticing a theme here. it’s outside arizona. is that where the alien wants to go?

did they call the guy homer as a simpsons reference…? i see what was done here. well, something in the power plant is off. 

don’t send homer loose into the dark!!! the alien will eat him!!! especially while vague splattering noises are heard!!

CREATURE EATS HOMER……….

agents mulder and scully are on the scene. but so is spender!!!

UGH, he’s so ANNOYING: he basically says “i’m gonna get skinner censured for telling you some guy was murdered, now LEAVE” SPENDER!!! you are PISSING ME OFF!! 

(it made me think of that line from sharkboy and lavagirl: "mr. electric, send him to the principal's office and HAVE HIM EXPELLED!" <- that's what your whiny ass sounds like, spender)

and diana won’t let them in either, saying that it was "just a work accident". oh, so much for caring about the x files, huh? like you claimed in the last episode. you sound REAL invested now /s

scully gets him to come back to the car after he spits some venom at diana (“i hope you know whose errands you’re running”).

however, he says to give him the keys and tells scully to get in the car, and she gives him the most DIABOLICAL side eye LMAO. she is so suspicious of his shenanigans!!!

OH MY GOD, THERE WAS A REASON FOR THAT: SHE FINDS GIBSON IN THE CAR????? he’s out cold and she’s holding his head, calling him “sweetheart” oh my GOD????? 

wait. hold on. i’m emotional. hold on.

they take him to their motel, and she’s trying to smile at him while she trims off his bandages. he IMMEDIATELY READS HER THOUGHTS AND SAYS “frankenstein? really?” and DESPITE KNOWING HE CAN READ HER THOUGHTS, SHE TRIES TO LIE AND MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.... OHHH, SCULLY

(this is still making me emotional. lying to the kid that can read minds because she doesn't want to hurt his feelings or scare him... knowing that she is the doctor that has to try and make him better, so he cannot know she thinks he looks to be in serious danger...)

he has some infection because they didn’t change his bandages and a fever, ohhhh this poor CHILD

so he ran away when they weren’t thinking about him!!!

scully, do you have antibiotics on you? is that a doctor-ly thing to have in your purse? please fix him. 

OHHH SNAP, HE CALLED HER OUT: “they were using me. because i can communicate with it” “communicate with what?” “you already know. you just don’t want to believe it”

actually such a fascinating narrative choice to have a child psychic call out her own internal lies… he’s too young to blunt his words, so we know they are the truth… getting to see inside what scully truly believes, even if she cannot admit it to herself, through the lens of this sweet angel with his poor infected skull...

(mulder nods his head to the side, indicating to her they must go talk privately)

he wants to take gibson out to find the Creature, but scully says he needs to be in bed under constant medical supervision; he is the evidence for the x files that can prove to the panel that everything they research is real!!

lowkey pissed me off that this boy is suffering in front of them so horribly and mulder wanted to go on an alien hunt.

so, they’re going to sneak him off somewhere. maybe to an alien hunt and then the hospital. but alas, who approaches them in the parking lot?

IT’S DIANA???? she claims to be alone. CAN WE HAVE A BREAKUP LATER???

she tells mulder that she took the assignment to represent his interests, reminds him that THEY found the x files together, and says that they should go find the beast right now. sure. whatever. you go find the beast, let scully doctor the poor boy. whatever. like i care.

he agrees to do just that, which i actually do think is morally wrong, because now scully has to play single mother to this sick boy. what if she gets sleepy and he is stolen from under her, like what happened with diana?

but diana and mulder are off to the nuclear reactor. mulder thinks that maybe the alien baby needs to be warm… maybe to grow?

so scully is with gibson, and he accuses her of only thinking about herself and what she can learn from him. “i’m a very special lab rat”, he says (deep and sad scully sigh)

OHHHH… these two are giving me feelings……….

gibson just wanting to be a normal kid, and scully wanting to take care of this normal kid who is sadly being used for ulterior motives, but also knowing that if she wants to keep her job and prove the x files, that she must test upon him, too... she must have felt so conflicted... and he must have been able to sense that...

meanwhile, mulder and diana are sneaking into a nuclear reactor. i hope they don’t kiss. i don’t wanna see that shit. 

do they have guns? like, good guns? what are they going to hunt the alien with?

he finds a sticky trail… while spooky music plays…. and the wrench from homer (RIP)

bro needs to stop touching mystery fluids.

EUGH he pulls out… guts??? 

but scully calls!!! they found evidence of the virus that she was infected with in gibson’s system!!!

is diana here to just snitch on their progress… with his gut haul…..?

NOOOOO!!! THE DOCTOR APPROACHING GIBSON IS GOING TO HURT HIM??? HE IS KIDNAPPED! AGAIN!!!!!!

SCULLY IS GOING TO YELL AT SOME DOCTORS ABOUT IT!!!!! THREE CHEERS FOR MAMA BEAR SCULLY!!! DON’T TELL HER TO CALM DOWN!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

the evil guy is taking him away in an ambulance while mulder and diana track the beast. and again, i’d like to know what their game plan is once they find the thing.

gibson is brought to the nuclear power plant as well, being forced around by his kidnapper, who wants to use him to find the alien. and i can barely see what is happening because it is so DARK. 

gibson is being brought into what i think is the nuclear core, where he declares that "it" is here. 

i’m gonna need this gibson fellow to make it through, okay?

mulder is POUNDING ON THE DOOR, telling the evil guy to open it NOW, you SON OF A BITCH!

diana wants to find another way in, maybe, idk, i don’t trust her!!!

AUGH, the alien EATS the evil guy!!! well. deserved, tbh. will the alien please NOT eat gibson, though?

and it seems that diana DID snitch on him??? she pulls her gun on mulder as the cops suddenly arrive??

IT’S TOO DAMN DARK, I CAN’T SEE IF GIBSON WAS EATEN OR NOT!!!

skinner is absent from the hearing in which the agents are being told they must not go near the x files at all, or else they will be immediately dismissed!!! and they are moved to assistant director kersh!!! 

who is this man.....?

i expect mulder to just hand in his resignation papers now.

EW, CSM IS HERE TO SEE SPENDER??? he says he doesn’t want to see him. but CSM congratulates him on handling mulder. and he calls him “son”. 

“simple but extreme solutions” bro is offering to kill him??? no... he says this will not do in such a situation

spender asks if he’s killed men... IJBOL! that is his whole thing, buddy. welcome to this show.

CSM says you cannot kill what a man stands for, unless you kill his spirit. can mulder's spirit be killed?!?!

mulder is back to investigating the scraps of paper from the x files. “it would help if you’d shut the door; it’d make it harder for them to see that i’m totally disregarding everything i was told” <- LMAOOOO

oh scully, always pushed to the side in his mad ahab quest: “everything we were told, mulder” <- YEAH, YOU TELL HIM!!!!!!!!

she thinks that diana is throwing him under the bus (her report makes no mention of gibson!! and lies about the body they found!! also, i think she literally pulled a gun on him when the cops rolled up??), but he INSISTS that she is doing this out of the goodness of her heart 

“and though it may not say it in her report, diana saw it too. and no matter what you think, she’s certainly not going to go around saying that just because science can’t prove it, it isn’t true” 

wait hold on… i’m emotional… that was so mean… why am i genuinely tearing up…?

scully just wants him to trust her…. and he won’t take her files, because he's being stubborn, but they are literally TEST RESULTS that prove his theories to be true……..

the claw matches the DNA from the virus and the DNA from gibson…. 

if it’s true, that means everyone is a little bit of an alien?? oh scully…. look at her…….. sciene geek...

back at the nuclear power plant, it’s GIBSON!!!!! he sees the alien going for a swim in the nuclear water!!!!! yucky. 

it’s hatching………… oh.

the end.

man.

i don’t know if i’m emotional on this fine evening, but i nearly cried at mulder disrespecting scully. how can you say that about someone, that they make you whole, and keep you honest, and then treat them like that? how can you just toss her to the side the minute someone else says what you want to hear?

like. what the fuck! i can’t tell if this is purposeful character development leading up to something or if he is truly being an awful guy. how can he go from trusting her with everything he is- his life and even his death, over and over again- to having a hissy fit because she can't prove the virus was alien? it's not like SHE is the one taking them off of the assignment! she is not the corrupt government! in fact, she knows better than anyone the reality of the corrupt government, considering they 1) KILLED HER SISTER and 2) TRIED TO KILL HER WITH TERMINAL CANCER THAT DAMN NEAR SUCCEEDED?

shakes my fist angrily… i think scully should get to bite him.

she NEVER blows up at him!! even when he deserves it!!! and he has!! a million times over!! but she doesn’t!! it’s his stupid alien nonsense that got her sister killed and nearly killed her!! why does he act like he is the only one who can see some bigger picture?? oh wisest of all men, mulder, enlighten us with your alien theories??? bitch!!! if i was scully, i would have had enough!!! i would need a break from him!!! i would take that reassignment!!!

okay, maybe i’m just really angry tonight. BUT I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE! we were making such good progress in the “telling your best friend you love them” department, that i truly cannot stand this!! you tell him anything he wants to hear and he’ll eat it up!!! sure, sure, this lady that you used to date CONVENIENTLY wants to save the project you just got kicked off of after dedicating your whole life to it. (heavy on the /s) BRO??? LET’S USE A LITTLE BIT OF COMMON SENSE.

grrrr, i’m actually gonna GROWL. i don’t CARE about your inner man angst, you HAVE TO BE NICE TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! she LOVES you and you LOVE HER, so you ought to ACT LIKE IT.

and they took my uncle skinner away from me…

oh, i just know that if i had seen this when it was airing, i would be SPITTING MAD!! i’d be on those discussion forums saying NASTY things!!!

man. i still feel angry.

scully and gibson…. she wants to keep him safe, but also wants to prove her theories, and he suffers because of it… poor baby… how she held his unconscious head, calling him sweetheart; how she screamed at the doctors who ignored her…. god…

see, normally i’d say “give them both a baby”, but right now i’m mad as hell at mulder, and he does not deserve baby privileges.

poor gibson… i hope he makes it out of that nuclear reactor.

also. spender. the most pathetic nepo baby of all time. is he not at all suspicious about why his absent father is suddenly making a reappearance? hello? and the way he just pushes people around with his newfound power? do you think CSM will just use him and then discard him like he does everyone else????

wow. much to contemplate. for now, i must sleep off my rage. stupid mulder in his stupid polo…

spender and diana are literally scully and mulder from shein.

[daeyumi]

i think uh. the Announcement has ruined my night actually. the more i think abt it the worse it gets haha.. 🙃🫠 like literally i don’t think there’s a way the movie can be good. i’m gonna get off social media for tonight & go play switch or smthn,,,,,,,,

[adhd-fandom-and-gay]

M'tireddd! M'tired your honoru i dont wanna do this anymore. i cant do anything right now im eepy your honour and my lawyer forgot my apple juice boxes your honour.

[greyias]

My internet woes continue, which is very much a first world problem, but one that may make me have to like... actually drive into the office all five days a week (which is just... ugh) if this doesn't get resolved soon.

Now the good news is I don't have a complete internet outage, and when it deigns to actually connect (and not just time out), I have my full speed. The problem is just that... it likes to drop out. Like constantly.

I'm sad to report that I almost indulged my inner-Karen around noon, because after dealing with tech support for nearly an hour (in which I eventually had to connect my laptop to my phone's hotspot so the chat wouldn't get disconnected and boot me back to the beginning of the process), I got the tech repair appointment that was unceremoniously cancelled last week without any warning rescheduled. Before I disconnected the chat I was asking "what are my options if this suddenly gets cancelled again", and the poor agent who is definitely not paid enough to deal with my ass says "don't worry, it won't happen again". I get a text message confirmation of the repair appointment.

All is well.

...and then fifteen minutes later I get a follow-up text message from AT&T that mysteriously there's an "outage" in my area again, and the appointment is put on hold. I log in to my web portal. It says my appointment is on hold because there's an outage.

I scroll down to see the local outages, it's reported as all clear! But diagnostics has found an issue.

You can understand my confusion. Among other strong emotions.

My eye starts to twitch as I hop back into chat, go through the virtual assistant death spiral until I can get a hold of an actual person so I can beg to get my appointment back and they're like "I can't do that there's an outage in your area", and that eye twitch starts get a little out of hand. I am practically begging for the person on the other end to just please, please restore my appointment. There is no outage. I've pulled up the map, it's literally three miles to my northeast, nowhere in my vicinity.

She offers me a partial credit while I am already madly dialing in to talk to someone live, so I can descend into full Karen mode and demand to speak to a manager. I am not proud of myself in this moment, but I am at least still in possession of enough tact to be polite and tactful to the person who picks up the phone (after being on hold for about 10 minutes. No automated messaging system, I will wait with the hold music thank you. I do not have any trust a real person will call me back).

I finally get a real person on the phone and am like "please, please just restore my tech appointment. Please don't make me have to go into the office 5 days a week to work". I mean, in between once again explaining everything that has happened.

And finally, finally I have someone speak to me straight and explain what the hell is going on. Basically the hurricane last week actually did cause damages to various cable/infrastructure, and they're having issues tracking down what's causing a widespread issue, and also yes, I'm not the only one who's been going through this merry-go-round of tech support/intermittent connection.

There is actually no ETA on when my internet will actually be restored in full, because they honestly don't know what's causing the issue. And honestly, I'm a lot more understanding about that, because at least it's upfront and clear. He was also kind enough to actually tell me how to bypass the inane "try restarting your router through the app" 5x in a row nonsense if my issue persists after this "outage" is supposedly fixed (basically just call in again and talk to a real person).

So the TL;DR is... my Shroedinger's internet will continue for a while it seems. Pour one out for us ever finishing Greedfall on stream in a timely manner.

[nehswritesstuffs]

banish every gaslight; let clarity shine - Part 17

There's... a lot going on here, but in a good way.

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Law tries to sacrifice himself to Doflamingo, only for Baby 5 and Lami to have other ideas. [3746 words; AU where there is a Third Corazón, whose existence makes Law’s life hell]

Chaos reigned as the victims of the Birdcage began to realize where their lot truly lied. Random folks were taken over by Doflamingo’s power, killing their friends and family with tears in their eyes and anguished apologies on their lips. Soldiers not being puppeted tried to control the chaos to no avail. It was precisely the sort of chaos that Doflamingo desired—that he craved—and it all became disturbingly clear that this had been his intention all along.

“Shit, we’ve got to move,” Law hissed. He looked over his shoulder and saw the fringes of Luffy’s troupe. “Strawhat-ya, think you can get your minions to make a distraction while I get my sisters to safety?”

“They’re not my minions,” Luffy scowled. Lami and Baby 5 appeared on either side of him, equally irritated.

“We’re not going to step aside and let you do all the dirty work,” Baby 5 pouted.

“We’re not babies,” Lami added.

“Yeah, and the set of us are eleven stars, in case you forgot how to do math,” Law replied. His sisters both avoided eye contact—he had them there. “Lami, you literally just got your memories back—I’m going to need you to hold back for a bit until we’re sure there’s no permanent damage. Strawhat-ya and I are going to take down Doflamingo.”

“…but…!”

“No buts—doctor’s orders. Now don’t make me Shamble you away from here myself.”

“Fine.” Lami glared at Law, who instantly felt cowed. “You better come back.”

“For my sisters? Yeah.” He held open his arms and Lami and Baby 5 both hugged him, the pair holding him tight until suddenly he was gone, pebbles falling where both he and Luffy had been standing. The sisters looked at one another and instantly knew how the other felt.

“We’re not listening to him, are we Bee?” Lami chuckled.

“Since when have we listened to him when he’s being an idiot?” Baby 5 asked. She took a cigarette from her pocket and lit it, sucking in some smoke before exhaling heavily. “Let’s go before anyone too annoying finds us.”

“Yeah—I gotta see what it is I can do now that my memory’s back!” Baby 5 looked at her with slight confusion. “Oh, uh… they say that power is stored in memories…? I might be stronger after all this!”

“You think so?” Baby 5 wondered. Lami shrugged.

“There’s only one way to find out, now isn’t there?”

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

It wasn’t ideal, but Law was more than willing to let Strawhat-ya’s entourage haul ass in his stead if it meant that he got to Doflamingo without getting too tired. Although he had plenty of stamina normally, his abilities being tied to such a thing was a huge downfall in a situation like this, forcing him to rely on others. While normally it was his crew he fell back on, the present company left… much to be desired.

“Don’t think I’ve forgiven you,” Cavendish scoffed, narrowing his eyes at Law. While the Supernova was with Luffy and Kyros on the stronger Ucy, the blond captain was on his trusty horse Farul, heading towards the King’s Plateau in the most beautiful of ways… just ask him.

Law knew better, though. This guy was just weird. Why did he need to keep relying on weird people? Annoying people? Frustrating people? It was getting to be a bit much.

“I don’t care what you have and haven’t done,” Law replied dully. Ucy jumped over a large piece of rubble and it forced Law to hold on to Luffy, as well as Kyros behind him grab onto his shoulders. “Can’t you drive?!”

“You can’t drive a bull, Torao! That’s silly!” Luffy looked back with a wide grin. “Ucy’s doing just fine!”

“That’s what you say.” Movement caught the corner of Law’s eye and he saw Pica’s stone form smacking its arm as it tried to hit the glints of light running up it—Zoro-ya. At least his oddities were being put to good use distracting an Executive… one turned to their side, one distracted, and two to go…

“Where is Miss Lami and Miss Cinca?” Kyros asked lowly. Unease swept over Law; he didn’t like the other man’s tone as he almost whispered in his ear. “I feel an obligation to them; there was so much I could have done for them over the years, yet I missed the opportunity due to my position.”

“They’ve always been nuisances—don’t blame yourself,” Law replied. He could hear Kyros chuckle in response. “Do you have sisters?”

“I have a sister-in-law, and she is a spitfire.”

“Don’t get a second one. I can’t recommend it.”

“It takes better men than us to survive more than one sister,” Kyros laughed. Law couldn’t argue that fact—how he survived the years he spent with both Lami and Baby 5, he had no clue.

“Shishishishi, I don’t have a sister, but I’m sure it’s not too much different from having brothers,” Luffy snickered. “Soon you’ll be able to laugh like that every day! Mingo’s not gonna know what hit him!”

Law hoped he was right—part of his roping Luffy and his crew into everything was to provide a wild card option that even Doflamingo could not anticipate—but would it be enough? There was so much that he couldn’t account for in this hellscape of a country that he was now determined to get his sisters out of, even if it meant the most morbid part of his original plan came to fruition.

Then again, big siblings were supposed to do anything to protect the younger ones, right? All the way down to the wire. Especially big brothers and trouble-making little sisters; then again, if it was so universal of a thing, then Cora-san would have had a much different fate…

No. Nothing about Doflamingo was normal. Things that were supposed to be experienced by everyone—or at the very least understandable to everyone—were beneath him. He couldn’t fathom taking care of a younger sibling if it didn’t work out best for himself in the end… the man’s concept of love was twisted and perverse, ruined by his worldview and the desire to watch everything burn to the ground from the safety of his perch.

If there was anyone who could stop him, Law knew that the list was short and he was towards the top—if not at the top itself—and he was making it his duty to keep it that way.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Baby 5 and Lami had to dodge swarms of citizens and literal bullets before they came across an area they could reasonably catch their breath in. It was—ironically enough—an outdoor training yard, where children played at their favorite games and adults practiced for gladiator tryouts. Now it was deserted in favor of finding the starred bounties before the time limit was up.

“Okay… so… how do we measure how strong you are now?” Baby 5 wondered. Lami fiddled with a punching bag, making sure it and its stand were secure.

“I dunno, but there has to be some way of doing it,” she claimed. “If only Thelma had been more specific about metrics…”

“Thelma…? Who’s Thelma…?”

“The lady who altered my memories,” Lami shrugged. She landed an experimental punch on the bag—nothing out of the ordinary. “She put a copy of herself in my brain to explain what happened if I ever unlocked my memories, saying that power is stored in them somehow. My guess is that she was a nice lady when she wasn’t rewriting people’s brains for money.”

“Oh…” Baby 5 watched her sister land a couple more punches and kicks before a thought came to her. “Since there doesn’t seem to be a way to measure this, let’s just try different fighting techniques. How about Rokushiki? Do you think you can do those now?”

“I can try.” Lami moved away from the punching bag and closed her eyes, taking a deep breath. Her instruction in the Six Powers had been so long ago now… could she even do it? She tried to use Shave and instead of moving super-fast, she tripped and fell on her face. “Nope—that’s still a bust.” Baby 5 helped her to her feet, face still scrunched up in thought.

“How about more Haki? You were already pretty good at it.”

“I can try…” Lami went over to one of the practice dummies and coated her fists in Haki. It felt easier than before, at the very least, and she’d take it. She readied one punch and ended up knocking the dummy’s head off before she could even touch it.

Ah… well… shit…

“There they are!” shouted a voice. Baby 5 and Lami both looked towards the entrance to see that there were a few dozen people now entering the training area. They could have taken them out easily, but they were all seemingly random citizens who looked terrified; there was no way they could harm them.

“We don’t want to fight you!” Baby 5 insisted. “Please! We’re trying to figure out a way to stop Doflamingo!”

“You say that, but we know how strong Doflamingo is,” one of the citizens said. “Bringing you to him is our only option.”

“Y-Yeah…” another person said. “We don’t wanna do this… but we have to…”

“You don’t have to do anything,” Lami added. She stepped between Baby 5 and the citizens, coating more of her body in Armament Haki just in case someone made a quick move. “We were part of this mess, so we’re going to help clean it up. Please trust us!”

“Is it true?” someone asked from further back. “Are you not actually Doflamingo’s niece?”

“Yeah!? Are you really related to another one of the Warlords?!”

“What else has been a lie all these years?!”

“We don’t want to do this, but we have to!”

“Why are you worth so many stars?!”

“How come you’re one of the Birdcage targets?!”

“Just turn yourself in!”

“If you plan on cleaning this mess up, then why are you here?!”

All the questions began to pour out, each of them bombarding Lami with not only the questions themselves, but also the raw emotions coming from each of the citizens. Shit… this must have been the Observation side of her Haki having grown more sensitive, as she could feel everything from the group bearing down on her unlike anything she’d felt before. The questions kept coming, and she kept being pressed further down… down… down… down…

“QUIET!”

As she screamed, Lami let out a burst of Haki, hoping that it would help bolster the Armament protecting her from the townsfolk and shore up her Observation against their emotions. Instead it made them collapse, everyone but Baby 5 and a lone teen holding a bat falling unconscious to the ground.

“What the hell…?” Lami wondered aloud. “That was not what I wanted to do…”

“That’s…” Baby 5 looked at the teen and saw that his knees were about to give way underneath him. “Kid! You see that?” He looked at her and nodded shakily. “That was Conqueror’s Haki, just like Doflamingo! Spread the word that Princess Antonia is going to win this!” The teen dropped his bat and ran, which made Lami scowl.

“You shouldn’t’ve done that,” she chided. “Poor kid’s about to piss himself.”

“Think about it: Doflamingo is so confident he’s kept you right where he wants you all these years that he thinks you’re weak. You’re not—that was Conqueror’s. I’m not making it up.”

“It’s just Armament, like when I broke through the memory block.”

“I thought that at first too, but this is a lot more than just Armament.” Baby 5 took Lami by the shoulders and looked up at her, ready to shake her younger sister for emphasis if needed. “You’re strong, Lami… people are naturally drawn to you… that burst of Haki made people pass out… made Sugar pass out…”

“Then what you’re saying is…?” She looked at the unconscious people laying around them, unnerved. “…I can take him down without touching him…?”

“Not alone, but that’s the idea.”

“Do you think Law-nii can do it too?”

“Don’t know; don’t care. If you’re this powerful,” Baby 5 gestured towards the unconscious citizens, “then we need to get you up to wherever Doflamingo is so you can help kick his ass.”

“…but I’m not…”

“Yes, you are! My brother is smart, but my sister is strong! Now if I’m right about this, then you’re likely the only one other than Straw Hat and Law-nii who has a chance at defeating Doflamingo… and frankly I’d put you at the top of that list. You’re able to do something I’ve only seen him do! That’s worth something, isn’t it?”

“I guess…? I don’t know how to control it though…”

“We’ll figure that out on the way,” Baby 5 insisted. “This changes everything!”

Lami really, really hoped she was right. Time was running out and there was only so much they would be able to do when it came to stalling the inevitable.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Law was beginning to rethink his approach to everything as he was attempting to hold his own against Doflamingo. It would have been a bit easier if Trebol wasn’t also there running interference, making it that much harder to actually get close enough to Doflamingo to land a hit. Bad enough he’d already was faked out by decapitating a clone made of string what the actual fuck, but Luffy had also been with him, only to get distracted again, making it so his wild card was so wild he couldn’t even follow a goddamned plan, seas help him.

“Why do you insist on being like this?” Doflamingo pouted mockingly. “I could have given you everything…”

“You keep saying that as though repeating it enough makes it true.”

“It’s worked for Dressrosa and it sure as hell worked for my ancestors,” he claimed. “That’s how politics works; say something loud and long enough and people will eventually believe it.”

“Yeah, and they’ve been shown that you’ve been lying to them this entire time,” Law spat back. He kept looking around in an attempt to find something to buy him some precious time—all he needed was seconds of pure action to enact his plan. The large Room over the Plateau was already up and he was not going to ruin that by acting rashly.

“They were poor before and are rich now; money talks, boy, and most of all it softens people’s opinions of little scamps like myself. Why would they listen to anyone else? Not even their old king will have their ears, because people are willing to overlook war and strife and things not being right as long as they have cash.”

“…and what about the hundreds of Dressrosans you’ve had Sugar turn into toys over the years? I’m sure they won’t be too thrilled by having a few extra beri.”

“Seen for what they are: troublemakers,” Doflamingo replied. “Let them go and the discontent will breed without me. Dressrosa will collapse upon itself and finally get what it deserves after the centuries of being ruled by pretenders.”

“Behehe… they will be the first to fall, won’t they Doffy?” Trebol chuckled.

“They might,” Doflamingo mused, “or they might have to watch the world collapse around me, thinking they’re safe until it finally infects them, where they all turn in on themselves. It all depends on if they disappoint me this afternoon or not.”

Law flexed his fingers; this was going to be difficult. He needed something that would knock both of them off their games—if not off their feet—they were too confident for there to be nothing he could use… wait a moment…! A voice that sounded suspiciously like Cora-san rattled in the back of his brain, reminding him of words he hadn’t genuinely thought of in a long time.

‘The People of the D. are the natural enemies of the gods.’

That was it!

“You don’t know how doomed you are,” Law scoffed, his grin wicked. Trebol looked confused while Doflamingo’s brow knit in irritation.

“You look like you suddenly remembered a big secret,” Doflamingo noted. “What’s so funny that you have to remember it now?”

“You don’t know my whole name.”

Doflamingo’s face went pale.

“…and why would your name be something that important?” Trebol wondered in genuine confusion. Seas, he was stone-stupid. “The name of an orphaned piece of trash means nothing.”

“My sister and I carry names passed down in our family for generations,” Law boasted. Just a little bit and they’d be caught off-guard enough. “My full name is Trafalgar D. Water Law and I am your worst nightmare.”

“A D.? Tch, like that’ll work on us—Doffy…? Doffy, what’s wrong?” Trebol looked at Doflamingo to see that the other man was shaking in an emotion he had never seen in him before.

Donquixote Doflamingo was terrified.

As Trebol began to freak out over Doflamingo’s lack of composure, Law made his move. Not staying in one place long, he switched himself around at almost a lightning pace, slicing through Trebol with the Radio Knife multiple times and piercing Doflamingo’s heart with Injection Shot. Both men collapsed—the former into a bunch of chunks and the latter simply dead. He went back to where he had been standing and dropped the Room—he could finally take a deep breath and relax. It was done…

…or so he thought. Trebol began to chuckle ominously despite his chopped-up state. Law’s eyes slowly crept to Doflamingo, whose body was still as a slight breeze passed over them…

Then, suddenly, Doflamingo’s body jerked; once, twice, and finally a third time brought out a groan from the man. He sat up looking absolutely furious.

“I… I pierced your heart…” Law panicked. He took a step back as Doflamingo stood up. “You should be dead—your heart is in shreds!”

“That was a neat trick, boy, but you should really save that sort of thing for someone who cannot repair their own organs with strings,” Doflamingo spat. He activated his own Devil Fruit ability and trapped Law in his strings. “What do you know about the Will of D.?”

“Only what Cora-san told us,” Law replied. He attempted to keep a cool demeanor, yet it was difficult to with his limbs locked and his fight-or-flight response screaming that he needed to flee.”He knew what we are, but didn’t live long enough to tell us. My parents died before we were old enough to learn what our secret names mean. I’m sure you know… tell me… why are we that terrifying to you?”

“You vermin are no more than the boogeymen of Celestial nurseries, you’ll be loathe to learn,” Doflamingo replied. He twitched a finger and Law’s right arm was sliced off, the string making a clean slice through muscle and bone, allowing the limb to drop to the ground as Law screamed in pain. “Children in Mary Geoise are told that if they’re not good and do the things proper Celestial Dragons do, they’ll be eaten up by the People of the D., their flesh cooked into stews as their bones are gnawed and entrails sewn into wee purses to hold all their teeth. You were nothing more than lies Auntie Teolinda told to strike fear in Rosi’s heart and stoke inspiration in mine. To think of it again took me by surprise, is all.”

Tears stung Law’s eyes as he was consumed by pain, first in his arm, then when Doflamingo landed a solid punch to his stomach, then head. He fell to the ground a crumpled, bloody mess as he reached for his severed arm, cradling it as he attempted to open a Room and fix it. Doflamingo kicked him in the side, knocking him into the dirt. Lifting his leg, the older man’s lip curled in a sneer as he readied to crush his skull like a ripe melon, ending the struggle once and for all.

“Say hello to my idiot brother for me.”

Except, he didn’t stomp on Law’s head. His foot was stopped by another—he looked at the owner and saw it was none other than Lami, glaring at him with all she had.

“Don’t touch my brother,” she snarled. He smirked at that.

“Antonia, my darling, don’t be like that,” he replied. “Naughty children must be punished—you know full-well I’m right.”

“I know full-well that you’re full of it.”

“Lami… don’t…” Law coughed. “Get out of here…”

“Fat chance, Law-nii; it’s our turn to protect you now.” Just as she finished her sentence, Baby 5 came rocketing in from Doflamingo’s left side, snatching Law while using her missile-feet to quickly bring them out of sight. Doflamingo nearly went after them, only for Lami to recapture his attention by letting out a burst of Haki…

...Conqueror’s Haki.

“Well, look at what we have here,” he hissed. “Aren’t you a little too small-time to be using that?” He unleashed his own Conqueror’s Haki, allowing it to clash with the young woman’s, threatening to overtake her. “How’s that for a trick?”

“Don’t you dare!” Doflamingo turned around and saw Luffy standing there, his own Conqueror’s Haki flaring as he fumed. “I wanted to punch out Mingo!”

“Get in line, Straw Hat!” Lami insisted. “My beef with him is bigger than yours!”

“We both have big beef!” Luffy shouted. “And then, when he’s defeated, we’re gonna eat a lot of beef when we party! You hear that, Mingo?!”

“I hear a gaggle of nasty children whining,” Doflamingo stated. “Why don’t I teach you a lesson so that you can learn your place? This is a world for the strong, for the ruthless, for the unyielding, and it has no place for misbehaving children.”

“Strong? Ruthless? Unyielding? It’s a good thing you made me those things.” Lami finally used her foot to push away from Doflamingo, kicking them apart from one another. Luffy tried to punch the Warlord from behind, only for him to hear him moving and dodge, with Luffy and Lami colliding and tangling together as they fell to the ground. By the time Lami was able to extricate herself from the rubbery noodles that served as Luffy’s limbs, Doflamingo already had strings coming from his fingers, ready to fight.

Okay. Maybe this wasn’t the best idea. But it was all they had.

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Me and Big Name Fandumb Straggots petitprincess1 and ayylmao.tv after I call them out on their bullshit and block them, basically...But especially petitprincess1...

Because wasn't the entirety of that movie one big transphobic rape joke basically and she thought using a tacky, "sassy" gif of that Jim Carry bullshit even back in 2020 was a serve?

And yes, this fandumb does sexualize everything but in a very Bad Form, telling, neo nazi simping way kind of way that just dries up all moistness from the cunt when the rest of y'all can't seem to keep the word "degeneracy" out of your cheato dust breathing, incel/femcel mouths even "ironically" and that's why I couldn't bare trying to recommend these shows to any of my actually filthy, fucking John Waters loving queer friends who actually know who he is and actually know how to fuck. Because some of y'all fucked up the vibe so badly, in the Bad, Bad way... And I still (somewhat) blame Ashley Nicholas and her moistphobia for "Trend Setting" all that Bad, bad taste. Still tastes like that sauceless chikn nuggit (so if vivziepop actually made coco melon for tenderqueers... Oop!) Baja Blast flavored Furry Has -Been Tears, cheato dust, transphobia, and bad eggs in here sometimes and honestly if you're not a fanartists with loved ones keeping the vibes alive I'm kind of over it... My literal, crippled hands give me every excuse to write these think pieces while I'm waiting for my fanartist to help me complete and debut my character so I can focus on creating more art for her-- but these abled-bodied nasties have no excuse to be spamming the space with clickbait and gossip blogs regurgitating Medrano's every move on social media while harassing other artists and creators to the point where it just over saturates everything else good in this fandom and I have to turn my replies and everything off because abled bodied mentally ills get so offended when you call them abled bodied mentally ill and then I get an ask insulating I'm going "anti" when the insult was directed towards an anti who was essentially trying to tip my wheelchair over like a cow and block evading and harassing me in the first place-

Oh and let's not forget that I got screamed at, block evaded, harassed some more and called "biphobic" by another alleged bi girl, all for the crime of calling her "honey" but I guess I'm just gate keeping now because no actual queer person would think using a gif from Ace Ventura was an own and I guess that's why we have ayylmao.tv as our Fandumb Overlord and V*rb*l A*e as our Fandumb Mascot because we've learned from the Voluntary Celibates for The Radio Demon how BUNDADDY Ashley Nichols taught y'all during her SMUT SALONS to be too afraid of THE MOIST to go out and Experience some ACTUAL HUMAN CUNT, COCK, AND PUSSY despite being SURROUNDED BY ALL THESE PUSSY CUNT CUNT CARTOON WOMEN AND FURFAGS AND ALL THEIR PUSSY CUNT CUNT DICKS AND VAMPIRIC HENTAI TESTICLES. DRACULA GOT REINCARNATED INTO ALUCARD GOT REINCARNATED INTO A DEER, IN A STORY WITHOUT ALL THE NAZIS, COPS, OR RAPE BECAUSE IT'S WRITTEN BY A QUEER WOMEN, AND Y'ALL LET A STRAIGHT MAN PULLING A BLEEDMAN AND SIMPING NEO NAZI GAMERS BE LIKE: "I dont see why people want to fuck this character at all! UWU" AND THEN Y'ALL LISTENED TO A PEWDIEPIE ENJOYER MAKING A CLICK BAIT FARM OF A QUEER WOMAN'S ART AND YOU LET HIM BECOME THE FACE OF "HELLAVERSE" YOUTUBE MAKING "CONTENT" ABOUT "WORSE" CLICKBAIT BROS LATELY LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ELON MUSK KEEPING DONALD TRUMP IN CHECK AND THEN I GUESS PETITPRINCESS1, V*RB*L A*E AND THAT OTHER V-TUBER BITCH I DON'T GIVE ABOUT JUST GET TO SHARE THE ONE KANYE WEST BRAINCELL-- THERE I SAID WHAT I SAID!

But this fandom space and the louder youtube fandumb space in general just makes it feel so unsafe to be a minority sometimes and I'm actually understanding why actual queer women and femmes with queer experiences outside the fandom, including actual kink and leather spaces, just cannot bring themselves to interact with it, or take it seriously as an Iconic Piece of Queer Media, despite Medrano's General Aesthetics and Good Choices being *SO* Objectively Pussy Cunt Cunt Slay! The fucking majority of the time.

Because hey, I can admit it, Medrano's Bad Choices ARE cringe, and her scorned ex crew members and the internet personas that tend to attract her attentions are even more so... And it sort of does bring down the mood a bit. But that's honestly just the consequence of being a young Scene Queen interacting with Fur Fags and Theater Kids the majority of her career so I can give her grace and forgive her.

The song 'Loser Baby' and these shows exist the way they do for a reason and I wouldn't change who Medrano is or her journey that brought her here for the the world.

And much like with Diablo Cody, and Jennifer's Body... First of all, I will be calling out the ableism Medrano lets Rogers write into her show sometimes, AND I'm not saying that Medrano herself has any control over the people marketing her shit, including her merch, or the people spreading misinfo she's sometimes maybe forced to interact with because of the environment that this creates, including incels monopolizing and monetizing anything having to do with her shit for their own gain ... BUT! That doesn't mean that while I suffer here I can't critique Medrano's Wider Fanbase and how it got like this because I do believe this youtube and vivziepaparazzi problem, with certain types of people having nothing better to do than re-posting and commentating on her every word.... All the time... IS a type of unfortunate trickle down by product of Medrano coming of age on the Internet in what was, at the time Metrosexual Scene Kid Fur Fag Central and thus today, because of everything she went through, her and her work can tend to attract another certain kind of lackadaisical person, for lack of a better term, who just does not give a single fuck about anything unless it offends them personally just because it gets "too political UWU" and makes *Insert Political Majority Here* "Uncomfortable" and "We should just all be here to enjoy the animation and sing Jambalaya blah blah blah bc antis bullied us into having a Victim Complex so now every 'Controversy' involving race, ability, gender or sexual orientation unless they're already considered 'degenerate' by cishet white male gamer dudebro standards is Invalid and any actual queer/femme in the fandom serving much more Queerer Pussy Cunt Cunt Looks and Opinions than we're used to by talking to the rest of like we're adults who don't need everything to be a SING-ALONG despite what Jim Carry and Jeff Bezos think? Well, that person MUST just be an Anti taking it too far and out to destroy the Community We Made out of Clickbait because she's being so Mean and Ruuuuuuuude~! UWU"

And honey, I'm just here to give y'all a Reality Check and spill that tea because any queer here is gonna opinions and Tell The Truth this Cunty it's the Crippled Girl who's Felt Personally Victimized by Brandon Rogers, has absolutely no parasocial relationship complex with Medrano whatsoever and thus can admit that she does have bad taste in (most) internet personalities (besides honestly Brandon) and that Sausage Party, Medrano's general affinity for DudeBro Humor that got Vaggie actually named "Vagina" and probably honestly brought a good chunk of her "DudeBro" fandumb over to help bronify the fandom (aside from maybe the actual can of worms hiring and retiring an actual brony and outted grommer probably opened..) Dear Evan Henson, and Owl City all suck... And while we're at it, Beetlejuice The Musical and the effect it had on the girlies in that fandom sucks too, but I like how it inspired Medrano so and I like what she did with it, so I'll give her that.

But you guys? The YouTube/Twitter Clickbait Incels and Femcels who think someone gayer than you going "Hon.." is an insult? I'm gonna give you one last read for the night from an An Inspiring Drag Creature...

Almost every single male voice actor in the Hazbin pilot just got replaced with someone hotter, nicer and more charming and attractive than them and y'all with extra hotties added on to the official cast and given their chance to shine and y'all complained about that. You COMPLAINED! Some retired pilot actors even went on twitter to encourage you by complaining about feeling insecure and unattractive in comparison too ... I realize that. 💀

But then Valentino's Official Voice Actor had to show up lying shirtless in bed on Twitter like G and tell y'all to calm down because basically for a lot of reasons, the wider fandumb space ain't giving Pussy, ain't giving Cunt, Ain't Giving Slay, and we love Stella, her brother, who's fucking her or badly wants to, Valentino, Crimson, and Striker here in Adult Land because their designs are Pussy Pussy Cunt Cunt Slay and all their voice actors are fucking hot too... I don't know how to word this without repeatedly empathizing one word multiple times but fictional written incest fiction and some pre- agreed upon fictional incest role play between two consenting and unrelated adults can be fucking hot too but some of y'all with your moistphobias just aren't ready for that very adult conversation and would flip your shits if the cookie actually crumbled like that in canon!

My name is Luna Worst, apparently...

In conclusion:

Can y'all tell I finally snapped, went off my shitz and pinched The Leprechaun today and do you think he's gonna turned me into gold? Meaning a monetized clickbait "explainer" video in which he calls me "Insane" because as a Thorny Irish Rose in a fandom where fools be kissing the blarney stone, making clickbait content farms off a Fiery Latina because they have no bitches of their own, I proudly claim it's my fight as a beautiful Irish Bitch to hold an Ugly Irish Arsehole giving Jason McGuire from Dark Shadows meets Perez Hilton meets That Creepy Reading or whateverthefuck accountable and finally kill the fucking bastard if I have to! :D

Merry Sinsmas, everyone! ;)

[e77y]

Glad I’m starting therapy so soon after moving out ☝️ I am already feeling the helplessness and loneliness

[zolo-san]

When will they ship my son ;-;

They said it would only take 10 daaaaayyyysssss to shiiiippppppp

so why he no ship yet??????

I neeeeeeddddd hiiiiimmmmmmm 🥺🥺🥺

[chloecherrysip]

I ask the universe again, WHY must I be required to have a full-time job??? Is it not enough to simply spend one's time concocting sweet and/or angsty scenarios for two adorable plumber brothers??? Someone pay me to do that instead, please and thank you!!

[dragon-tidbits]

I wanna commission people for cute self indulgent things but my pool of potential artists is small cuz I wanna be smart with my money as I don't have a lot of excess for myself but I wouldn't know what to even get if I do get one and if all else fails I could just draw it myself but its not tHE SSAAAAAAMMMMEEE

[lecliss]

Started watching Bastard!! and I'm very pissed to find out Wendee Lee is voicing yet another black woman. Like I know she wasn't publicly racist until the (failed) Yoruichi recast last year and this came out in 2022 but like, I don't wanna fuckin hear her ever again after that.

[trashiecat]

feeling a weird disconnect of like.

how am i supposed to do laundry when there's an active genocide going on?

[sonjabysonjamorgan]

i want 2 watch vanderpump/the valley but i have two aunts staying in my living room and i am not on a good enough work schedule this week to tolerate their commentary….

[bredforloyalty]

i don't think you ever get over that though

[jackass-jones]

Rebecca Gales and her “I’m the most mature person in this friend group I know what’s best for everyone here why don’t they listen to me” attitude that she has despite being the most fucking immature person in the friend group 💙

[xxlelaxx]

I think I am starting to get how women turn into toxic monsters