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#just me and my broken humor
newbienewness · 6 months
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Some goofy cards to send to your Easter Bunny or egg or whatever 🤣 enjoy
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wackarat · 3 months
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gomzdrawfr · 10 months
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task force 141
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lestatslestits · 9 months
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dipplinduo · 8 months
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Kieran cute
BASED.
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ouroboros-hideout · 11 months
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Incorrect Kurt Hansen Announcements
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Now I'm just thinking about mecha who have been through several frame alterations having kids who end up having traits that surprise everyone who isn't in on the in.
Like a Dratchet kid being born with yellow optics or a TFP MegaSound kid having Megatronus red highlights (which causes questions because everyone's giving Optimus funny looks because well red and blue kid and they're staring at the other red and blue mech on the planet "... Are you sure you didn't fuck Megatron" "I am very sure""what about when you had amnesia""The math for the sparkling is not conducive for that") or IDW Shockers having a kid through idk means yet and they looks like they went through a character creator randomizer or Tarn's kid popping out bright fucking orange and confusing the shit out of Nickel.
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"..." - Lucifer, for the majority of lesson 21.
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yellowhollyhock · 1 month
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me typing 'hum' for Humor
ao3's drop-down tags: Human sacrifice? Human trafficking? hUmann experimentAtion?? No I know. Human/Vampire
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kenobihater · 7 months
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you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?
#i'm literally laughing my entire ass off rn. i can't believe i found this fic i wrote at 15 and orphaned when i came to my senses abt both#my complete inability and total aversion to writing first person as well as the fact that the english language should never have been#subjected to its words being done dirty like this 😭#also i straight up fucking LIED in the authors note??? i said i'd broken my knee as a kid which is categorically false. i fell down some#stairs and banged it up and it's a tiny bit weak ig but i didn't break it? all any teens born after y2k know is eat hot chip and lie...#still not over the first line... the flip flop bit i remembered but i'd COMPLETELY forgotten 'a shriek seeped out of my throat'. girl. what.#how does a shriek seep exactly? the world may never know...#and the use of 'groped' is also sending me 😭 AND 'crash bash whump thump' girlllll send help holy shit i can't stop coughing & laughing#the rest of the fic isn't quite this bad but it's very purple yet ineloquent and rough. it's a good reminder of how much i've improved and#honestly i'd rather read this utterly amature fic bc it's at least charming in its lack of skill rather than infuriating like some of my#oneshots that are still on my page bc they're more comprehensible but just bad enough to make me cringe. getting mad at this oneshot would#be like getting bad at a kid's stick figure drawing. like. it's just kinda cute to see someone starting out on their creative journey#my old sw oneshots on the other hand are like the awkward growing pains of puberty. you just can't help but wince at the reminder#this is okay to reblog btw bc it's objectively hilarious and i don't mind ppl finding humor in it#len speaks
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wren-writes-things · 6 months
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The pause that made me laugh so hard I had to stop writing fanfic:
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maidenofcrows · 7 months
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I’m going to be so honest, the joke “Bros? No no, they’re Crows” has been in my head all day. It’s not even a good joke, yet it has been making me laugh at random intervals.
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luke-shywalker · 5 days
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This week I’m prolly gonna be writing a fic every day and every single one is gonna be about Ben Solo with eye surgery
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more-profound-bond · 2 years
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Charles: Erik... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Erik: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Charles:
Charles: I wrote sanitize, Erik.
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berrycake99 · 1 month
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Fellas it's almost time
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hdmiports · 1 year
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sim dump
matthew & annie: one everyday outfit + underwear for the others, cc included
i got really bored and wanted to do this for fun lol.
feel free to use them for whatever you’d like, and tweak them to suit your personal sim/gameplay style, but don’t change the race of the two sims or drastically alter their bodies and whatnot <3 i think i included everything but if anything s missing lmk ! (you need this height slider for matthew however its not neccessary so i didn't include it in the files)
download (google drive)
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