#just like…… ANYTHING C’MON
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(Survivor UK Ep 3 spoilers I guess??)
Me when the tribe ALMOST realised Lee was being sexist after not mentioning Hannah’s strength, the fact that Pegleg was an early drop out and trying to get rid of Rachel although it goes against his whole ass argument

#THEY COULDA HAD THE NUMBERS FOR A LEE BOOT EASY IF THEY JUST TALKED TO EACH OTHER#like I’m only really invested in Ren Doug and Pegleg tbh but Ashleigh and Rachel shoulda been causing CHAOS at that tribal#Christopher shoulda shared his info from the challenge and given his girlies a chance to push it to Ren#someone shoulda dunked the blame on Lee for his dumb strategy#just like…… ANYTHING C’MON#survivor uk#uk survivor#survivor bbc#bbc survivor
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My mom (and my sister) said that both baby Stan and Ford are adorable but Ford is cuter and she likes him better and I think my heart is shattered.
This post is dedicated to my favorite kid Stanley panels:










My mom didn’t even like him when I showed the one where he murders those two kids 😭😭😭 that’s the best part!!!
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#I just wanna hold him and tell him he’s wonderful and creative and amazing#he’s trying his best#hes just a baby HES JUST A BABY#she doesn’t like that he’s a con man but MAYBE he wouldn’t have become a con man if he had a better support group 😤😤😤#I mean c’mon this kid had practically NO ONE#the only one there for him was his brother#and he was always over shadowed by his brother#everything he did in comparison wasn’t enough#and so yeah he takes shortcuts to catch up and then all he knows to do is lie and cheat because anything else he tried to do got shot down#HE WANTED TO DRAW COMICS DAMNIT#and really he was also pretty skilled in crafting! like foot bot and the boat he built with his brother#he probably just didn’t realize that that was impressive because of course it wasn’t his brother was doing things ten times cooler#YOU GUYS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HIM THE WAY I DO#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY CHILDHOOD#WHERE I WAS *ALSO* OVER SHADOWED BY MY SIBLING AND FELT THAT I WAS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH#AND I’D GET IN TROUBLE FOR SHIT I DIDNT DO#AND WAS CONSIDERED THE SCREW UP#THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.#SHUT UP.
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Maybe, at this point, Caroline is just GLaDOS’s coconut jpg that can’t be deleted without breaking her system
#She doesn’t do anything she’s just there as load bearing data. C’mon you know aperture is capable of such spaghetti code#I have my main theory on GLaDOS’s relationship to Caroline and whether or not she was deleted like GLaDOS said but I thought this was funny#portal 2#glados#portal#Headcanon. Sorta#valve games#Caroline#caroline portal#caroline tag
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*Holds up Félix and Chloé* It’s not obvious because it’s all WIPs and very little has been posted but I care them so much. I love putting them in a room together and locking the door to see what happens. They’re two somewhat territorial cats who are fighting one minute, then totally chill the next. They’re judging each other. They like to hang out and judge other people. They’re mocking each other one minute and then planning each other’s parents’ (Andre and Audrey’s/Colt’s) murders. Amélie invites Chloé over and treats her like a daughter. Chloé is breaking down crying in Amélie’s arms because she feels loved one moment, then smirking at Félix because she’s stealing his mom five minutes later. Sabrina knows Félix by his full government name due to Chloé’s ranting but has never formally met him. They both love Adrien so much but they’re not the greatest at remembering to tell him. They both have so many issues. They complain about each other. They have blackmail material for days. They would kill for one another if it came down to it. Do you feel me. Do you get me. Did any of that make sense. I know I’m taking a five second interaction and allusions to what their relationship was before and blowing it up out of proportion but they interest me so MUCH and I WILL make headcanons about it.
#One of these days I’ll get to write something proper and my rambling will make more sense#there’s a few moments in CTS that I really wanna get to bc they mean so much to me#I wanna see them interact more. I think it’ll be funny/interesting/heartbreaking. I’ll take anything#I haven’t written anything for it but I do think it would be interesting to have them talk post season 5#Where Chloé is at her lowest and thinks she can’t get better. and then Félix rocks up like ‘Been there#‘C’mon let’s get you some self reflection and view changing experiences. Or don’t I can’t make you’#and she’s like ‘What you’re suddenly perfect now??’ and he’s like ‘HA. no. but I’m getting better. trying to anyways. and you can too’#‘But you have to WANT to.’#and. yeah. I just think about them a lot okay#miraculous ladybug#felix graham de vanily#felix fathom#chloe bourgeois#SB Speaks#SB Rambles#oh boy I did a lot of rambling
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just read the moash interlude. don’t know how to feel about it. anyone else feel like sanderson just like decided he didn’t like the direction he had been going with moash and tried to backtrack?
#idk feels like a character development that was too rushed for one chapter#like i’m supposed to believe moash is doing a complete 180 about rejecting/embracing his emotions in the span of one short conversation#with a stranger??#man he didn’t even comment on the lack of rhythm in new odium’s voice when rayse used to appear to him as a SINGER because he’d lost his#faith in HUMANITY#like c’mon it’s like sanderson is phoning it in idk#i mean i didn’t HATE anything that was said and it could be an interesting direction#but also having him reconnect with his views on systemic inequality#i have a feeling it’s gonna be social activist says good things then kicks baby shit#idk idk i’m just not feeling it#the stormlight archive#moash#kowt spoilers#wat spoilers#wind and truth#wind and truth spoilers#liveblog#the crystal spikes are objectively badass though
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Should I go completely insane and drop some big bucks on a new hobby
#txt#Pay in 4is not available for me in like anything for this AAARG#they have klarna but I can’t use it!!!#i even contacted them asking if they could possibly add another payment method#bc c’mon they have PayPal#they could just enable pay in 4#or enable shop pay installments#but NOOOOO#so now it’s all or nothing for me lol
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power is SUCH a vague word what tf are you talking about ever shannon. what are you saying. revoking her right to use that word
#kotlc#kotlc stellarlune#sorry i was rereading a few scenes and she just. KEEPS saying power as if it makes ANY sense and I’m like!!! it does not :D!!#‘ she /needed/ that power’ TF ARE TOU ON ABOUT POWER IS SUXJ AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT#you could be saying ANYTHING#smacking this book#also noticed another quirk of Shannon’s that isn’t like. a bad thing. but i think she overuses perhaps a little#it’s all the ‘something something something…..reveal’ things she does#like ‘could project moonlark be…a fail?’#‘looks like the power source….is fake’#like brooo#c’mon#it’s obviously jumping to conclusions for dramatic effect but like. we KNOW they’re jumping to conclusions so it doesn’t quite land#at least for me#maybe i wouldn’t mind so much if I was a younger reader#or if Shannon used it a little less#because it feels like she does it a lot#anyway
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genuinely, though, this has truly been a time to be a lurker on jp music project twt
#quick timeline of events straight from my twt dash that i still cant believe i had the joy of witnessing:#the chaos began a few months ago with the tu.yu deletion threat. then things seemed fine for a bit*#*(if you don’t count the en.strries and pj.sktwt beating each other in the qrts every other hour or so)#then nghy became canon and that’s when the coincidences began to line up in a bewildering series of events#nghy outrage came first. then kinchan (hanamaru llss) announced her marriage (surprisingly gom was there in the comments which was funny)#but what wasnt funny was people trying to cancel her *just* for getting married. (c’mon guys cant you be happy for your oshi smh)#and *then* people tried to cancel the new ll group for allegedly using a.i generated album artwork based off a low res image#which was quickly debunked by subsequent releases over the following days but. the damage was done. smh#and *t h e n* tu.yu deletion was cancelled via twt poll. which. was a choice. ig.#(still think they should’ve deleted instead of guilt tripping their fans with the poll options tbh. but oh well.)#and *now* there’s the. choice. made by en.st. that im not touching with a 10 foot pole bc everything that needs to be said about it#has already been expressed more eloquently by twt users and their ‘creative’ threats to the management. it’s still a horrific choice though.#b u t there was someone comparing the en.st. ‘choice’ with lxl last stage (the part where the green dude tore up the ‘new member’ paper)#and someone qrted that and said sth like ‘well that’s well and good for lxl’s story. b u t…’#‘(hw) management ruined the story of a love series character (hiyori) by pairing her off with a childhood friend who appeared from nowhere’#‘so maybe it’s not the best example to use when it comes to management choices’ and so………..#we’ve come full circle back to nghy outrage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a time to be alive. man. seriously.#i think it’s a truly terrible coincidence how all of these happened within days of each other (minus the tu.yu initial deletion notice)#…anyways i think twt is a horrible place to be on. that’s all.#but. point is. i think everyone should just try to be decent(?) people on the interwebs#if you have nothing nice to say just don’t say anything at all yk~~~~~~~#…unless you’re an en.strrie. then pls direct your complaints to the official management instead of each other~~~ it’s all their fault~~~~#so glad i dont care much for en.strs anymore tbh. md.chips who left early back during the sudden pivot to chi.kn were on to something tbh#…aight enough doomscrolling for one evening. back to cleaning idolsengen pages (or trying to at least)#this has truly been an immersive asuna experience… or something
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people going “well we can’t know! it’s so complicated and mysterious! you’re wrong for judging!” whenever a character does anything that isn’t morally pure is something I hate so fucking much bc not only do people often sprinkle in some good old fashioned real life victim blaming by trying to state that the action is so complicated and morally grey irl too even if it’s something like murdering someone for no reason but it’s also just like. bro why do you like this character if you think they’re so unknowable either the character is terribly written or you have negative media comprehension skills like even mysterious characters who don’t tell the truth a lot can be analysed? figure out the patterns, what they stay consistent about, what we know is a lie and what isn’t to figure out what else might be lies or might be truth, and you can easily figure out their basic personality and motivation. but like, that normally makes them flawed and sometimes horrible people and we're allergic to liking characters that aren’t morally good anymore i guess. you can’t even handle morally grey characters without trying to justify their every action as okay let alone straight up villains. hell, you can’t even handle heroes that fuck up once you either think they’re evil ontologically forever or argue that their fuck up was totally fine actually like. please realise you can enjoy media and analyse it without having to make everyone a one note goodie or baddie. and slapping on the label morally grey doesn’t fix it y'all don’t even know what that means.
#I hate being interested in critical media analysis and also being in fandom spaces like.#please. you can like a character without justifying everything they do. you can like them without justifying anything!#yes they probably have Reasons but like y’all think explanations are excuses! No!#I hate liking villains for being awful bc people will say they like that too and then send you graphic death threats for writing them as ba#like. What the fuck c’mon do you know how fictional characters work#And then when they justify irl abuse or something if you point out it’s weird they’ll go Uh Well It’s Fiction You're Just A Puritan#like no! you’re the one who brought reality into this and you’re the one denying hitting a child is bad irl to make your blorbo seem pure#like that is more Puritan than saying hey maybe don’t say real life teenagers should be killed if they’re annoying or something
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look nine may not be the sweet kind kid that tails is but that doesn’t make him selfish or disloyal or any less real than tails >:(
#he literally pretended to be a prisoner just to help sonic get the shards#like c’mon if he returned the shards to sonic he would have to go back to his miserable life in new yoke#and isn’t dread worse he straight up betrayed both sonic and his entire crew but no one says anything about it??#leave nine alone :(#sonic prime#nine the fox
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just a friendly bit of advice: if you’re gonna steal someone else’s edit, maybe don’t include the clip with the original editor’s name 🤔
i ain’t even mad about this. if anything i’m honoured people think the crap i make is worth a damn to use themselves 🙏🤣💙

#random#editing bs#tiktok#like c’mon now if you’re gonna steal shit do it right 🤣#someone actually @ me in the comments of this video bc they noticed it was stolen#so thanks to them for that!#but nah i’m not mad if anything this was just funny af#i’m honoured people think the crap i make is worth it to use tbh
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Ok I’m just gonna say this but people have every right to make a post on why they don’t like a ship on their own blog
However to me, it’s polite to not tag it as that ship because people don’t want to scroll through that tag and see hate.
If you see something you don’t like, idk, be a grown adult and move on with your life. Block and move on. What is wrong with you people
#smiles rambles#smiles rants#like nothing is worse that going through the miphlink tag or the midlink tag and seeing hate on there#like you want to piss people off?#clearly you do#and it shows that you just wanna start drama#just don’t tag the ships like c’mon#I wanna scroll through my fav ship tags without seeing hate is that too much to ask?#but also you shouldn’t harass anyone for not liking a ship#actually posting anything on their own blog#they have a right to do that#now if they’re posting some messed up crap I’d just block and report and whatever#don’t spread just ignore them they’ll go away#but like#I posted criticisms for totk and MAN people through a hissy fit over all of it#but I have every right to criticize it on my own blog#man people just need to respect opposite opinions#something something critical thinking#whatever
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I have… complex Thoughts about Boa’s introduction
#anime#radiowaves#one piece#op#boa hancock#*LISTEN I KNOW IT’S GOING TO END UP PISSING ME OFF*#*BUT I LIKE HER INTRO*#*her point about being able to do whatever horrific thing she wants because she’s attractive COULD have actually been interesting to unpick#*and I like that she’s decided she WON’T do anything for the government but will still keep her title*#*I know I won’t like her meeting Luffy but I mean C’MON she rides on poisonous snakes*#*and at least her design MAKES SENSE for her at least I know why SHE wears revealing clothes all the time*#*I just want to shake the writers a bit ‘PLEASE HANDLE HER PROPERLY!! PLEASE*#*I would also love it if she didn’t love Luffy and was it was like she’d found a stray animal and decided she wanted to adopt it*#*boa: *finds Luffy feral in her forest* FRIEND!! Girls meet my newest little guy he does tricks look :)*#*Y’KNOW??*#*…I’m rambling but I have THOUGHTS*#*nowhere else would such a cartoonish act of villainy be a powermove*#*like her kicking the kitten actually IS a power move showing that she’s that powerful she could do that and her power still works*
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Ngl it kinda grinds my gears when I make something, be it post or artwork or fic, and I make it genuinely sad as hell, and people just make jokes about it in the tags/response.
#‘here’s a pic of sr. in captivity- I bet all he did was bitch about the sheets/food lol’. ‘oh who carried Artemis’s casket when he died?’#- *lists a bunch of unrelated characters as a joke*.#like c’mon man make ur own funny posts I want my emotional stuff to be taken seriously#but I can’t SAY anything about it on my main because it’s big-name Fowldom people who keep doing this and I don’t wanna start ‘drama’#it just annoys me. i know we’re a fandom full of funny jokes/responses but at some point it just becomes disrespectful.
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anyways it’s chisa day~~ stream minikui ikimono!!
#women’s wrongs: misuzu student edition lesgoooooooo#always remember: ask for permission before kissing your besties goodnight#i think chisa and karen would like lxl though. i want them to fight the in-universe lxl yumejoshis with aiyuu fanfics#ok but. i want chisa and chizuutan to fight. lxl bl shipper vs lxl selfshipper g o#though speaking of chizuutan… this isn’t the place for it but i get the feeling that she isn’t actually in love with aizo#if anything he’s just the copium that she inhales religiously to get through the hardships of her daily life#hm. actually. i think chizuutan would hop onboard the aiyuu train once she finds a better coping mechanism tbh#s o c’mon chizuutan. chisa (and karen) are waiting for you in ‘sheudhdhdhdhd omg gUYS CHINTILTING OTHER GUYS’ paradise—#geez tumblr stop autoadding the yt tag it’s annoying </3#i miss chisa thoughhh. she was p funny in the heart no chikai novel#esp that part where she fifthwheeled arikenkeikaren’s study date#iirc she took one look at ken then turned to arisa and said ‘this your bf? he looks like a sleaze’ or sth i cant rem aauauuaaaaa#i should really get back to that novel huhhhhhhh~~~~~~ maybe in march ig…#s o bs in no time auauauauauauauuaaaaaaaaaaa im sorry chisaaaaaa
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cw: pleasure dom toji!!!, overstim, he’s sweet, squirting. 18+ content, penetration, little hint of anal play, fingering, oral f! receiving, established relationship
“baby, chill out,” he scolds, grabbing you by the hips and dragging you back. he knocks your legs open and you whimper, resisting.
“tojiii,” you whine, all drawn out and pretty, “please, it’s too much, i can’t cum.”
he scoffs, wet fingers rubbing against your pussy. your body locks up and he holds back a groan at the tears in your eyes. “it’s only too much because you can’t stay still. you did this to yourself, doll.”
you shake your head, stubborn as ever. “‘s not my fault! you just suck!”
eye twitching, toji presses two fingers inside without warning. “i think i’ve been too nice to you, baby.” he hums, scissoring his fingers and relishing in the way your back arches. “look at ya, talking back to me.”
he thrusts his digits, forcing your leg to open wider, while his thumb massages your clit. he presses down, applying pressure and making out little shapes.
you wriggle, tears pooling in your eyes like the drama queen you are. “no! not like thaaaat!”
“why, baby?” he questions, “you cum so quick when i have ya like this.”
you whine loudly, legs starting to shake. toji licks his lips, eyes training hungrily on your cunt. you’re almost there, but you’re fighting the urge to cum, knowing it pisses him off.
it makes him regret the fact he used to make you hold back your orgasms, only letting you cum if he said so—because now look, you’re using it against him.
but toji is competitive and he loves to win.
so he crooks his fingers just right, hooking onto that one spongey spot that guarantees his victory every. single. time.
“yeah,” he goads, watching your body suddenly lock up and wetness spew from your pussy like a geyser, “‘s what i thought.”
he rubs your pussy, just to make your squirt splash around. it’s humiliating, how he toys with your body and forces you into endless pleasure until you go stupid.
but you love it, despite the fact you like resisting, toji knows all too well that it’s just an act.
you turn onto your side, quivering from the aftershocks of your orgasm.
wordlessly, he manhandles you onto your knees, shoving your face into the mattress. you moan at the feeling of his tongue lapping at your pussy, muffling a scream when his lips latch onto your swollen clit and suck, his tongue playfully flicking your little bud.
he alternates between nibbling and sucking, reducing you to a babbling, incoherent disaster.
“cumming!” you warn, more squirt splashing shamelessly onto his face and all over the sheets. you fall forward, head turned to the side and panting.
“what a mess,” he chides, clicking his tongue. “aren’t ya ashamed?”
it’s teasing, but you’re so turned on. you hike up your knees again, wiggling your ass enticingly. you look over your shoulder, pouting. “‘m sorry, toji. didn’t mean to be messy.”
“sorry?” he asks, frantically you nod. burly hand slides up and down his cock, catching your slit and using your fluids as lube. his gaze flits to you momentarily, “yer really sorry?”
you nod again, squirming, “i am! m’ so sorry.”
toji grins, watching his cock disappear into your cunt, “then cum for me again, c’mon, hurry.”
you yell, arms unable to hold yourself up.
he plows into you mercilessly, fingers digging into the plush of your ass. your eyes widen when you feel his thumb on your other hole, rubbing it teasingly.
“what if i put my thumb in here, baby? what do you think will happen?” you feel a line of spit hit your ass, his thumb collecting it before returning to teasing your other hole. “remember your little treasure chest? swore i saw some plugs in there..”
weakly, you try to support yourself on shaky arms, moaning incoherently. “i— toji, i… ahh, mmph!”
you fall back down, face first, and he just laughs, “s’ okay, you don’t have’ta say anything. ya know why?” he goads, thrusting just a little bit harder, teasing you. “‘cause your little pussy is telling me all i need to know.”
toji groans and it’s loud, feeling your cunt squeeze down, trying to milk him for everything he’s worth. “that’s right,” draping himself over your back, his hand sneaks its way to flick your bud, relishing in your squeals and they way your body squirms.
“cum, pretty, c’mon,” he breathes, leaving spit-soaked kisses on your back, “need ya to feel good for me.”
he sings praises in your ear when he hears you gush all over the already damp sheets, moaning into your skin as his thrusts grow sloppy, before he’s dumping wads of hot cum into your battered pussy.
“fuck me,” he sighs, dragging his lips along your shoulder blades and nape, hips still pushing into your ass.
you’re whining, tears blurring your vision as you ride out the pleasure toji relentlessly gives. you’ve fallen into prone bone, too fucked out to utter words besides incoherent babbles.
his hands find purchase beside your head, dropping to his forearms, but refusing to pull out but littering your skin with feverish kisses, “did so good for me, sweets.”
he’s reassuring, knowing it’s intense for you. but toji has a mean streak that he likes to keep up, so naturally he’s teasing. “my baby, so fucked out, huh? it’s okay, you’re so cute like this. always so sweet after i dick you down enough.”
he pulls out, knocking your legs apart to watch his cum drool out of your slit. “mm, yer perfect, baby.”
you flop onto your back, pinching toji’s arm and refusing to look him in the eye. he grins, “what? you want a kiss?”
you nod slowly, cheeks burning. he just knows you too well.
but he complies, all too easily. it’s you, after all.
swallowing up your little moans, he devours your lips, pushing his tongue into your mouth. burly hands cup your face, opening his eyes to see yours squeezed shut. he grins, biting your lower lip when he pulls away.
rough thumbs wipe your teary cheeks. “there’s your kiss, baby. you happy?”
“yeah…” you mutter, eyelashes fluttering as you look up at him. “another one?”
he smiles and it’s warm and full of love, leaning down, toji brushes his lips against yours. “sure doll, anything you want.”
#pleasure dom! toji#jujutsu kaisen smut#toji smut#toji fushiguro smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen imagines#jjk x reader#jjk imagines#toji x reader#toji fushiguro x reader#jjk toji
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