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The plumbing in our apartment is so bad we just have a hole in the ceiling because we got annoyed that they had to keep coming out, patching the pipe, patching the ceiling,and getting dust everywhere.
Anyway now the shower is having issues that involve more than 1 tool so it's officially the landlords fault.
#totes bro#not to say i really like my new job but every time i complain about my landlords my coworkers are like hmmmmm#bet we can find a code they're breaking#just like they did with my old job#pretty sure its the antiscald thingy because we've had these issues in the past with the bath#im so annoyed because the plumber has been telling them for years they need to redo thr piping in all units#but the owners are too cheap#like literally its like 1-2k per unit. that is rent. what the fuck?#the owner has this place paid off for years now like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#ahhhhhhhhhhhhh#I Am the cause of everything good to this apartment and upkeep#if they stopped raising the rent i would paint and do some actual repairs but alas#the plumber says next time he's out he'll recaulk the tub
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when the horrors catch up and you take an evening off to batch-process
#obi-wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#maybe obi-wan just read the outline for the next wip#why do i love to torture him so#one of my fav fanfic genres has to be meta fic horror#just imagine. how deeply disturbing it must be to find out you're a fictional character#somebody has *intentionally* written all those horrors onto you#and it wasn't even the guy who created you#he did his part. but the ppl who love it most to ruin your life and see you suffer are your fans#it's not enough that there's prob a lot of jedi rpf around in the gffa already. scarred obi-wan for life#lmao drawing anakin like this gave me so many flashbacks to my old ocs where almost every male character had that hair#also i have a job interview in one hour dsdsfhjgj#my art#prahacat draws
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When you find out years later that you accidentally named one of your henchmen
Image ID: A multi-panel comic featuring au sanses. Panel 1: In Killer's original universe. A dark figure stands in the foreground while Killer is sitting back in the snow, covered in blood. Killer says "wh-what are you?" Panel 2: The dark figure is Nightmare but only his smile is visible. He says "I am Nightmare, guardian of all negativity in the multiverse ...and I have a proposition for you, Sans." Panel 3: Nightmare's hand is outstreched, he says "Come with me willingly and I'll take you out of this desolate and barren universe and let you loose on many others." Panel 4: Killer is looking back at Nightmare warily, a thought bubble shows he is thinking "other universes...?". He says "...in exchange for what? What do you want with me?" Panel 5: Nightmare's tentacles are reaching out towards Killer. He says "I feed off the fear and misery and hatred in this world, stirring these up will keep me powerful enough to fight against the guardian of positivity. In short," Panel 6: Nightmare is looming over Killer now, his tentacles surrounding him. He says "I just need you to be a good little killer." The word killer is in red text. Panel 7: Killer is grasping Nightmare's hand, having accepted his offer. Panel 8: Now in a different au, Nightmare stands beside Killer as he taunts Dream, who is out of frame. He says "You're outnumbered now Dream, I have a killer with me this time." The word killer is in red text again. Panel 9: Dream is lying on the ground looking hurt and ruffed up. Killer is standing in the background, looking ready to continue beating Dream up. Nightmare says from out of frame "You should know better than to turn your back on a killer by now." The word killer is in red text again. Panel 10: Nightmare is standing by Killer again, looking smug. He says to Dream, who is not shown "You'll need more than that pathetic bow next time you meet with my killer here." The word killer is in red text again. Killer is looking towards Nightmare, pleased with this. Panel 11: We are now in Nightmare's castle, present day. It is revealed to be Killer telling these events to Dust, who looks bored. Killer says "-and the name stuck, so that's why I'm called Killer now." Dust says very quietly "did I ask" Panel 12: Nightmare is standing in the corner behind them, he looks very surprised and concerned after hearing all this. Text with an arrow pointing to him reads "Didn't realise he had done this." Killer from out of frame says "he doesn't really call me his killer anymore tho" with a frowny face. Dust, also out of frame, says "that's nice now shut up" End ID.
#UTDR#UTMV#My Art#Truce au#Killer Sans#Nightmare Sans#Remember when I said I wouldn't have that comic done? Sike I finished it earlier#Anyway you ever accidentally name a guy and don't realise until years later when he brings it up#Killer loves it because he feels special for getting his own name that's not just his au#(and also because he wants to be Nightmare's favourite and this is his evidence)#Nightmare hates this. He did NOT mean to name his henchman like a pet he feels awful#Maybe down the road Dream can convince him how much Killer loves it and he'll let it go#Killer absolutely hates being called sans he doesn't want to think about his old life#So the new job and name were kind of just what he needed at the start#Anyway I'm rambling. I just thought it was interesting Killer was one of the few to not be named for his au#And given the name it might be something Nightmare had a hand in#He also helped him find his signature look with the inverted clothes colours but we'll get to that another time this is already too long
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remember when i had that dream where you [Y/N] have a sleepover with tumblr sexyman tony and sketchbook where you guys just end up in a polyamorous relationship ??? well . i tried to find a fanfic that would even slightly line up with the description. even if it was only vaguely
but uhhh ....
there were none . so i had to do it myself
#have i ever told you how fucking scared i am of tumblr sexyman tony and paige ?#actually . im not scared of them – but seeing them just makes me go into a fight or flight state#i hate my nine year old self for being obsessed with them . and i think they'd hate current me for being obsessed with digitaltime#so . really . i think we're even#can you tell which one i hate less ? [hint : it's not the blue twink]#anyway . im doing this more for you – the people who follow my account – than i am for myself#i tried to make it believable for the 2014 era of padlock but like i dunno how good or bad of a job i did (~_~;)#i hope they all get obliterated ; blown up to smithereens#dhmis#dhmis art#dhmis fanfic#dhmis tony#tony the talking clock#dhmis sketchbook#dhmis paige#paige the sketchbook#dhmis padlock#apparently there are no tony x reader or paige x reader tags on tumblr . so whoops#x reader fanfiction#x reader fic#for the first time in my life . i hope one of my posts / fanfics absolutely flops#my fanfiction#archive of our own#pls ignore#its not finished btw#and i don't know when ill be updating it#shrug
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Pokémon Masters EX spoilers ahead!
Kabu likes to play TAG with his pokemon... and he's shown to have a much softer side beneath his strictness in pokemas too... he's so grandpa-shaped to me 😭💖
#you guys have to know that today has been an eventful day for me. like... non-stop serotonin because I got one good news after another#(i celebrated my ultimate ship's day + speed-run and sacrificed sleep to post 2 fics for today's sake + successfully bought prints of said#ship with two of my bird app friends + successfully secured a birthday cafe event for a character in my city where i can meet said friends)#like. my heart was in OVERDRIVE 😭😭😭 adding kabu to the lodge has me falling off the bed from how much i giggled and rolled on it 😭😭😭#i need to replay swsh but i swear he wasn't this gentle and caring in the games 😭💗 like this scary old grandpa is actually very soft 🥺🫶#my head is spinning from thinking about how good his gym trainers' morales are with him keeping it up. or how he must be well-loved in#motostoke for not just being an encouraging gym leader but also an approachable and kind citizen. no wonder nessa and milo regularly hangs#out with kabu and that he and raihan are tor-colleagues 😭😭😭 he's actually so earnest in showing that he cares for others with each line#ossan you have to tell me which of your pokemon plays tag the best!!! and is that how you wind down after training!!! 😭💗#giving pokemas writers a big smooch on their foreheads because they're so genius for this man. yes it is a cash grab but they're doing kabu#sooo much justice too with each of his appearance... like yeah take my gems for once! you actually did a splendid job for my favorite ojisa#i don't know if i'm just still a 6 y.o girlie loving kazuhiko inoue's kakashi or i'm just itching for familial tenderness but man. he's suc#a comfort character to me now... i didn't expect that in 2024 but i'm grateful i could pull him and enjoy talks with this ossan now 🥺🫶#gym leader kabu#pokemon kabu#pokemon sword and shield#pokemon swsh#pokemon masters ex#pokemas#pmex#pokemon masters ex spoilers#pmex spoilers#pokemas spoilers#swsh#galar#pasio#trainer lodge
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wanted to take another crack at modern les amis (plus extras) since it's been a long time since i've done so !!
#les miserables#les mis#les amis de l'abc#enjolras#combeferre#courfeyrac#marius#cosette fauchelevent#eponine thenardier#joly#bossuet#musichetta#bahorel#jehan#feuilly#grantaire#when i drew these out the first time i forgot to include grantaire in either lineup#and they were already sized and balanced on the canvases and everything so i just...separated him#originally i was planning on adding him to the second lineup but Grantaire Quarantine Zone is objectively funnier so i kept it#i'll be real a few of these designs are basically the same as what i did four years ago. but i didn't have any new ideas....#i'm particularly fond of this jehan though. also pleased with marius#cosette and eponine i just ported from year old sketches from the last time i tried to do these redesigns and failed#because i like them.#anyway! hi <3 hope people like these#crazy what graduating does to a guy. it's like i'm in my unemployment era but actually i still have two jobs#but with just the two jobs...i have time for hobbies again...i can be happy and free...
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Why don't you find something to do while I finish my breakfast?
Some of these gifs I made in different sizes. You can find them on the Markus page of my Gif Archive.
#dbh#detroit become human#dbh gifs#dbh mods#gif#dbh markus#markus rk200#dbh carl#carl manfred#markus manfred#i fucking LOVE CARL this is a carl love zone#taking care of old people used to be my job so like#i went into dbh blind and fully thought i would be life-simming taking care of this old man and i was so fucking ready for it lmao#i remember when carl's house at night happened and someone “broke in” and i was just like#i swear if anything happens to carl i'm killing everyone in this room and then myself#and then you know what i did#fucking got him killed smh mh#anyway i really love carl and his house and the lighting here#and markus of course he is so cute and like. bubbly#caretaker programming for sure#love that for him#gifsgalore#markusgifs
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finished redoing the customs of my ocs (jason, left. reagan, right) i mentioned in this post =D
it was a ton of fun finally painting again, i had a bit of trouble (eapecially w reagan since i have no pictures of her original custom) but i think they turned out really cute nd thats all that matters X3
also heres a pic of them w max for good measure (another oc from their little story, i might make him a custom one day since his designs changed a bit but id want a dupe of his base for that, so hes just gonna stay unchanged until then)
#inquisitivewaltz.txt#scribbles#ocposting#lps#lps customs#lpsblr#littlest pet shop#lps custom#id in alt text#will post the other custom i finished yesterday soon probably (i finished jasons custom a while ago but i wanted to post him w reagan)#i just need to figure out how i wanna format the post first lol X’D#alsoooo sidenote. i want to keep painting so bad but i dont have. any bases that r like. ready?#(i have this container full of old bases i customized in the past that i scrapped or never finished or what have you#however.. i havent done the greatest job removing the paint on a lot of them#so if i wanna paint i gotta get that off more throughly#also i have like nooooo ideas for designs these past three have been easy cuz theyre just remaking old ones#a lot of these old bases i have left i literally had no plan and i didnt get very far#or i did and now i kinda hate the design XD#ill probably ask my sister for suggestions or smthn lol
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I don't think I'll ever stop enjoying when people find out I'm 32 and their eyebrows go up
#new girl at work is doing coffee shop job at the weekends while she's a student#(which is what this job is for really why am I still here aaaa)#she's only just started uni so I told her not to worry she'll love it#and that if I could go back and do it all again I would#and she was like Oh you already graduated??#and I replied Yeah 11 years ago and I could literally see the internet dial up noises playing in her brain as she did the maths#she was like Wait how old are you????#and I had to admit to being 32#her surprise was so genuine it never gets old#like my face apparently#eeeeyyyyyy#anyway - my babyface strikes again#pie says stuff
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sloppy portrait self portrait :)
#idk if it looks like me. idk if I like if it looks like me. oh well :)#i revisited an old unfinished portrait and figured I could probably do a good job at finishing it#and I think I did :)#I watched the time lapse and noticed just how much my approach to art has changed#like. DRASTICALLY changed#it’s great :)#art#digital art#my art 🦷#digital painting#self portrait
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loser college (skipping) student, Yoosung, still manages to get a gf without trying
#I love the audacity of Yoosung you know#I was looking at old ss and how he had the audacity the ask jumin to be his sugar daddy#and jumin played along like sure I’ll do that— to get your shit together#and also Yoosung inviting zen over to his place and telling zen to cook him noodles??? LMFAOO#DIDNT EVEN SAY PLEASE??#just said come to my place and cook me noodles#who pampered him… like who spoiled him???#guess these older men did so the entitlement came out and it’s SO FUNNY LOL#LIKE HE GETS SO SNAPPY AT ALL OF THEM AND IM LIKE ‘Yoosung… these grown men have jobs.’#well… zen is the exception there LOL I mean he has a job but no money#also yoosung is SO FORWARD… so bold u flirt with him and he rolls along w it??#lool tew eazy#art#killamonart#fanart#mysme#mystic messenger#yoosung#yoosung kim#mm
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and I think child modelling should be illegal I'm not even joking
#I dodged it but like it truly felt like we were pigs raised to slaughter. slaughter being prostitution#every little detail I remember now as adult with basic child psychology education from my teacher background is just. how#I'm not brave enough to say 'jail to mother' (yet) but honestly...#what wrong could come from making a bunch of girls used to lying about their age ignoring being made uncomfortable and disrespected#especially by adults who can make all sorts of rules and claims on their bodies and schedules that are treated as secrets#I had the best experience possible and I am certain I did get pimps approaching me my mother and contractors#and even then I felt very weird that I was often sent to nightclubs that only allowed adults as clients but since I was there to get on#stage as work then I could get in and actually I got instructed to keep on 'vip areas' that typically had a lot more drugs circulating#the heels the clothing and makeup I got put on were also so wrong#I didn't hate it at the time some things made me uncomfortable but I liked dancing I liked fashion and I liked how the fact I was 'making#money' made me more respected in my house and I started getting more independence (that I probably shouldn't have been given either)#but ugh the existing photographs already make me want to throw up and I am glad there aren't photographs of the worse 'dance' jobs I did#very strange little universe#I also feel like I was the only girl that didn't have an eating disorder but mostly cuz I already had problems with alcohol that did the jo#but also I got in much older than the other girls and out pretty fast#crazy that 13 is old but like you genuinely hear of 6 year old who are responsible for a considerable portion of the household income#YIKES#the compliments I got on managing to look older and 'being so mature'. yikes#anything that allows a child to be the one making most of the family's income is a receipt for disaster#.txt
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listening to these two bickering is probably the best background noise to drink coffee to
#springtrap#fnaf#fnaf springtrap#william afton#peepaw willy#old man arguing with the cat lol#he just woke up cut him some slack#morning banter#i feel like will would be a cat person#i have no basis for that btw i just kinda started believing it one day#i havent drawn a cat since the sixth grade lmfao i am not joking#i think i did an okay job#this was supposed to be longer but i spent way too long on it and lost motivation so i'll finish it later lol#spoiler alert he eventually gives him treats anyway#no talk me until had my cofe#doll's art
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im going into my new work tomorrow, first time ever😐
#i was supposed to go in yesterday but um#so basically i did whatever training i was never even aware existed on a platform i was never told of#which has progress for every lil step i do so my manager literally could see i hadnt even logged on n couldve warned me any time#but never did 4 some reason. like even a days notice like heyyy have u gotta blah done n not as im abt to exit to work#BUT ANYWAYS so i tell her i got it done n shes like awesome i make new schedule (since she said we have 2 completely rid the old one#i dont get an update until 4 days later. all she did was add THREE training days (im supposed to have 6 cus it's a hard job)#on TOP of my old schedule. so i have 3 days i know are training days and then a solo day bcs that solo day was going off my old schedule#so it's like. which days do i go on then. bcs u said i cant come in at all bcs we'll have to make a completely new schedule#and then the new schedule is just. 3 added days. on top of my old one#sunday i was scheduled for training & there was No trainer scheduled with me. it was just me#sunday wasnt one of the 3 new days added. it was from the old schedule she literally told me to ignore#n then all a sudden today i get an email from someone who was supposed to be training me (name not even on the schedule tho)#n shes like hey im in the building are u lost or smthing :)?' mind u im asleep . so she probably thot she was wasting her time for a good hr#i emailed her an apology n an explanation but UGH r u fucking serious?? IF I KNEW THAT WAS A (NEW) TRAINING DAY I WOULDVE WENT#I JUST WANT TO GET USED TO THIS NEW THING & IT'S JUST GETTING FUCKED LIKE I DONT EVEN HAVE A BADGE YET BRO#like i was suspicious of going in sunday bcs it wouldve lined up nicely with the 3 added training days#but manager TOLD me she was adding a whole new training schedule! i double check n all she added were THREE days! thats it!#how was *i* supposed to know sunday was supposed to be 1 of those days when ive been staying at home ignoring the schedule u said 2#BCS U SAID 2. AND ALSO. THERE WAS NO TRAINER ON THE SCHEDULE.#even tho the drive is far. i wouldve driven up there today to see if i could shadow if i had known there was someone to shadow there#bcs even if i was wrong abt the day 2 come in at least i wouldnt waste my time but i didnt even know if there was someone there with a#trainer title. so i just missed a day i didnt even know i rlly had. FOR NOTHING. UGHH. I FEEL SO STUPID. I HATE MISCOMMUNICATION#im so scared of coming in now. sverybodys gonna think im dum n what if i have issues training then theyre gonna be like#we spent all this time on bro n he had all this time 2 prepare n he still sucks like damn we should just give up#i would 2 but i hate not seeing things to completion so. ugh. hate it here. idk what 2 say. EMBARRASSING#i hate miscommunications i hate feeling stupid
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I HAVE NOW 100%’ed STARDEW VALLEY
THREE TIMES.
#shut up me#i did a completionist run like years ago right and it was time consuming but i did it#then came the ginger island update. and like 80 more hours or content and so much more completionist shit#i believe i had two jobs at the time but whatever who cares. grinded it out in a few weeks#then mr conape himself said IM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU and YOU KNOW WHAT SIR#FUCK YOURSELF#HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS OLD MAN#stardew valley#sdv#mr ape i have only one request. the ability late in the game to marry multiple spouses. that’s all i want.#i just want to be able to marry both harvey and shane. shane takes him to sports and harvey makes him eat vegetables#and i make hundreds of thousands of gold every season with my optimized sprinklers and junimo huts
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can i delete this game now
#are you f*cking serious#you can't be#f*ck that's kinda dumb#are you sure you know all the consequence of that bungie#are you f*cking certain bungie#you sure not are you#i have a stupid amount of his idea in my old idea pool to draw#and i just came up a comic composition about him this morning#and this#you goddamn motherf*cker#oh yeah im throwing them all out#why the hell not after you do that#f*ck this#ugh#(sigh)#it's not like bungie did a bad job you know#just#why do you do this to me#im starting to regret getting into this franchise#after you just casually f*cking kill my favorite character at the peak you know#you know what#yeah#it's been a good time#i got like 940+ hours on this game#and probably 40+ hours these days alone#i have some drafts thats kinda hilarious but now its not#it's not about him i just can't even try to extrapolate anything funny out of this franchise now#if i do finish that i will still get them out but#maybe its apex time#destiny 2
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