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Okay so which one of you bitches put us all in a time machine and sent us back to 2020, because there's no reason i should be feeling the same way I did back then
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Bruce tries to adopt Ellie, who is immediately against it. She keeps throwing him off her trail and he keeps tracking her down. She's honestly concerned, and normally she would handle her problems by herself- but this is Batman.
So when Bruce gets a little too close and Ellie is just so tired... she calls for Danny.
"Mom!"
Cue college student, perpetually tired and overworked Danny "High King Phantom" Fenton appearing from the very shadows Batman normally does himself, seeing the situation and going off at this "clearly older man" chasing his daughter in the middle of the night.
Cue the most elaborate "stop trying to adopt my kid before I adopt yours" series of battles
#danny phantom#dc comics#batfam#batman#dani fenton#danny fenton#bruce wayne#dc x dp#ellie fenton#feel like ellie would be deaged in this one#while danny allows her to travel freely he has a check in system for her#as well as periods she has to come visit so she can go to doctors appointments or for holidays#he also forced vlad to help set up her human identity and she has online schooling#feel like everytime someone in the batfam tries to get info from danny or ellie on how they came to be they both are incredibly vague#but in a way that sets vlad in a really bad light#they dont mention the cloning they just phrase it as “vlad took advantage of danny when he was younger and ellie was the result”#danny complains often about child support and how vlad “still tries to make family ties”#ellie just says vlad lies and its why she consider danny her only parent
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Dude I need claws SO bad. Except I need prosthetics to be really sturdy, so I can actually like. Use them for shit. Like I wanna be able to wear them to help me climb or claw at stuff or whatever I need them for. But people only make like plastic or foam or resin claws. It's not STRONG enough. I need like. IRON claws. STEEL claws. Claws I can climb trees and rock faces with. Claws that could kill a man if I wanted them to. It's a fucking TRAGEDY these aren't a thing, and I swear to God I'm about to learn metalworking just so I can make myself a suitable set.
Edit: someone actually made me some 👀 he's open for commission if anyone wants their own set. Check the RBs for my post !!
#i saw ONE set of metal clawrings online ONCE. except they aren't made by the company anymore and when i asked them about it they only had-#-like four individual rings in the back#INCREDIBLY sad about that actually#anyway. i need to work on my plans for these claws. if i do i'll post them#i'd like them to be long and sharp (obviously)#and be situated in a way where they won't come off. either under the first phalange or at the base of the finger so i can grip them#and a groove to slot my finger into so it's comfy and doesn't dig into my skin or nails. this is important because i have sensory issues-#-with my nails#and then from there... idk just a nice ring design that'll stay comfy through all uses#and have the metal be sturdy enough to. one. not bend. and two. not break.#bonus points if i allow space to sharpen the clawtips ofc#augh#anyway#dragonfire.#whispers.#dragonkin#nonhuman#otherkin#dragon therian
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when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me
#in terms of alternate gameplay and lack of reliance on plot#i feel like melody of memory is the closest thing kh has actually had to a spinoff#but even that is important in its own way in the end#union cross to a certain degree as well what with being an online multiplayer gacha type game#its original concept i would definitely classify as a spinoff game#bc it was set in a totally different world and time period and was supposed to be about customization and fun with friends#and nomura or someone said it wasn’t meant to be connected to the plot#but then like. he did very much go and give it a plot. like he went back on that almost immediately#and even then. given that the game is still very much combat and exploration#even from the beginning can it really be called a spinoff? it’s just kh in a different format#i’m talking like a game in which the objective is something totally different.#racing game or cooking game or fighting game or (another) rhythm game#ace attorney style detective game. dancing game. dude i don’t know#there are so many different flavors they could go with here#alas nomura is allergic to genuine whimsy which is hilarious given that this is a disney series#like he apparently was like ‘ohhh should we really let sora in smash? would it make sense in the story?’#my brother in christ surely we’re not supposed to interpret this as canon to kh right? right????#i guess it’s just that the kh franchise has a very specific pristine vibe he wants to maintain#which is disney shenanigans as a seasoning on top of a main dish of Stone Cold Serious Anime Plot#kingdom hearts#kh#mine: kh
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My Babysitter's a Vampire: The Movie timestamp roulette edition! + the twilight filter bc i could help myself lol
DISNEY-NICKELODEON HALF-O-WEEN EVENT - DAY 1: 2010s DISNEY CHANNEL
#i used an online number generator to get random timestamps for this gif set ^.^#idk if theres a better way to do it but! thats what i did#fun times overall i love making mbav look like twilight lol#no rory is this so sad! ig that just shows how little he's in the movie lol#mbav#mbav stuff#my babysitters a vampire#my babysitter's a vampire#ethan mbav#ethan morgan#benny weir#benny mbav#sarah fox#sarah mbav#erica jones#erica mbav#twilight filter#queue#halfoween#halfoween2025
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Now that the main GSNK ships are finally seeing some progress (Waka knows Seo is Lorelei, Kashima and Hori Kiss, Nozaki realizing his feelings, Ryousuke and Miyako are together, etc), does anyone think Mayu and Mikorin have a shot at being canon??? I mean they’re relationship is absolutely set up in a way that is COULD happen plot wise, and the Manga is fruitier than a Jamba Juice, but they’ve been given so much less attention than the other ships ( that could also be because Mayu isn’t like a member of the main cast tho???) idk my hopes aren’t HIGH per se, but I feel like there’s a non zero chance! Like I’m sitting at a solid 7%
#mayu nozaki#mikoto mikoshiba#gekkan shoujo nozaki kun#gsnk#monthly girls' nozaki kun#mayumiko#mgnk#if it were not for their whole online alternate identities I would say no shot#but like#the comedic potential of them falling for each other under their girl personas??#LIKE THE LAYERS OF SEXUALITY PANIC THIS WOULD CAUSE#“if she liked the girl me then is she a lesbian? what if she’s disgusted I’m a boy!!?#but also being so dead set that THEY are straight because they’re think their crush is a girl#but actually uno reverse#just gay in a guy way#surprise! bisexuality exists!#Like this could be see sweet and also SO funny that it feels like a wast for Tsubaki to do all this set up if it won’t happen??#but even if there’s no romance I hope tsubaki does something with their online personas
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Only day off this week and I /know/ I should write or draw or something but I kind of just want to day drink and play Mario Kart ://
#im slacking#I haven't posted to patreon in like two weeks 😞#I feel like a jerk tbh but my day job is sort of wringing me dry#I haven't even really been interacting online like I used to#I swear I still love all my moots#vent post#<- wasn't planning for it to be that but it seems to be that way#maybe I'm putting too much pressure on myself#but I don't like setting an expectation of regular interaction and art production and then just... not maintaining#I suppose I have never been very good at maintaining in the first place#will delete this later
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Darla/Angelus is also great because the show has a competing designated OTP and they exist to serve as contrast and hateful competition to THE ship. they are soulless monsters even by the standards of soulless monsters, they literally make the other soulless monsters go "yikes... your relationship seems not good maybe." but they love each other so fucking much. the writers can't help it. they are constantly trying to find their way back to each other. the way she hits him over a head with a shovel and leaves him to an angry mob while he tries to say he doesn't mind dying if it's with her AND the way they coo about it to each other afterwards. the way she takes him back against her better judgement because she missed him so so much but then kicks him out again later because he still can't be who she needs him to be. that's just how they say i love you.
#press says btvs#the thing i appreciate about buffy/angel the shows and the ship#is that it really does set up a designated otp. and like i would argue that for a time at least it succeeds!! who isn't#being sent to hell right alongside angel at the end of season two?#but everyone is having too much fun even in early seasons to just pick a ship and stick to it. they really say you're going to love so many#people in so many ways. sometimes you'll be in denial about it or the way you loved them will feel gross or demeaning or small in hindsight#but like. you're gonna love a lot of people. you're going to have a community. you will also have sex with a lot of people#probably.#the overlap between these two categories will be a source of much conversation on the internet#incidentally thank u to the comic strip goofus and gallant for perfectly exemplifying a particular kind of morality play and having a fun#little name. your contributions to online discourse should never be discounted#da is not the goofus to ba's gallant but you kind of expect it to be going in#anyway i'm so glad they decided to expand their family/polycule#even if the mixed metaphors got my tumblr temporarily suspended like i cannot stress how much they mixed those metaphors IN THE TEXT#I DIDN'T DO THAT. drusilla did that. Darla also did that a little
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I recently got diagnosed with autism. The doctor said I've been in autistic burnout for the past 5 years and im tipping into DPDR (she was right but its too late, my baseline has been aware but temporally fragmented. The new development is sometimes i feel 0 sensation)
The doctor said i can fix this if I unmask and do things like wear compression gear and noise cancelling
turn my devices to greyscale
Live in dim lighting
She gave me a lot of small tips and they were good at first but now I'm getting worse. I have days now where I'm too tired to stim, too tired to bathe, too tired for everything (except schoolwork for some reason) (all of these things I enjoy).
How do I fix it? I haven't had a hobby in 5 years. I don't want to be in burnout and I want to fix all of it. Does anyone have any tips? Anything at all? Theories? Fleeting thoughts? Hearsay?
The one thing I can't do is stop. I'm a graduate student and I'm working on thesis and papers. And also it's a secret. Or else I'll get brutally harassed and shunned (it's a very strange neighborhood)
#autism#actually autistic#i went online like my doctor said and the first thing i saw was euthanasia and i was like BRO 😭#i dont want that but thanks. any advice except giving up or killing myself. any tips please#im stuck in this self destructive loop where art is my connection to the world but skill regression and mental pain but i cant stop#thats why i wanted to get rid of the burnout. and then my body started physically shutting down. uh oh#my doctor is useless as hell. bro started yapping about how its so hard and poor me and how she couldnt ever be me#and i was like wtf i dont want to bond over autism. we are entirely different people. im just fine. could be better if i be better. help me#she didnt help so im planning to get rid of her. she offers me sympathy when i ask for solutions#this wouldnt be a problem in normal circumstances because i know what it means when someone performs this#but im lowkey kinda tweaking. also i paid her and she didnt give me practical advice except. drop out and live off my parents#my parents???? how do you know i have any? wtf is this advice i live alone because people set my nerves on fire these days#she told me ill die if i dont change my ways. i know what she implied but holy shit tell me how to fix it then#im scared for the first time in my life#ive done everything she said. im breaking the mask. i stim even in public. what else?#neurodivergent#autistic adult#autism struggles#i shutdown and i dont notice because im extremely low interoception. but im trying. now i remember to snap myself awake and check#and worst of all i still do everything im supposed to. i never miss any deadlines. i stepped down from lecturing for now.#my duties are at bare minimum. i dont think im missing anything obvious. i dont know how to be autistic and im fading away now#please help me. i still want to be a person. i dont want to dissappear. im watching it happen#but im doing what i was told.
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setting up 3 dates with 3 different men in the same week might not be my wisest idea
#it feels presumptuous to think they'll all go well#but i can't help but think haha i sure hope i'm not setting myself up for a sitcom scenario right now#but also it's online dating so like. what are even the odds that these actually go well and there's a second date? or third date?#i don't know what i'll do if they all go well#scheduling is already tricky lmfao#also frankly it's not that i have game i am just talkative and inquisitive about other people's lives n that seems to get me very far#lets see if my lackluster haircut and autistic demeanor are a boon or a bust in these endeavors lol#personal stuff#they can't go worse than my last date lbr#well i mean. maybe they could. but it'll be at least easy for me to be like nah lets go our separate ways#or tank the date like i did last time so successfully i never heard from him again
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I absolutely LOVE the Squirtle/Wartortle illustrations by kantaro in Pokemon 151!
The Squirtle jumping so joyfully from the rock into the ocean, the colors are STUNNING! I love the contrast of the Squirtle's aqua blue framed in the vivid orange sky, the soft bit of blue reflecting in its shell and its tail just catching the sun, how little and squishy its body looks as it launches itself towards the water with such tremendous excitement!
The lineless style of the background gives me the feel of a travel poster and I sense the tropical environment around it from the rocks and trees framing the corners, the waterfall splashing with as much energy as the Squirtle!
The layered blues on the surface of the water and the bubbles rising at the corner make me FEEL the liquid rising to meet the Squirtle--I can just feel how the next moment it's going to break through and be immersed in a cool island swim!
And the Wartortle running along the sunset beach, this is somehow everything I always imagined for Wartortle! I adore the way the rich purple melts into the warm red/orange sky, the matching purple clouds and shadows in the foreground, and how the dimming sunlight glows red on Wartortle's deep blues!
I love how the yellow and orange of the sky illuminate the lapping waves, I can just feel the gentle motion of the sea at dusk. The aqua color of the ocean matches Wartortle's ears and tail and sets off the red-orange sand, I just love how the colors are here!
Wartortle looks so round and squishy, I love its happiness as it goes frolicking through the shallows, chasing the bubbles caught in the setting sun! The shine and deep shadow on its shell give it an almost jewel texture like real tortoise shell; I love the silhouetted splash Wartortle leaves as it goes running across the shore. It's so full of energy and delight at the end of a gorgeous day! The colors in these are SO vivid and harmonized and the style is so cute and bursting with energy and joy. I just LOVE it (also Squirtle is my starter)
#pokemon#pokemon tcg#long post#i have deep affection for bulbasaur as well though and i also love the bulbasaur/ivysaur cards in this set#i SO wish we'd gotten art of the final evolutions in the same style as the pre-evos' standard cards!!#(yes i do love the full art ones but i also love the illustrations on the standard cards!)#from the way the settings in these two were going; i would have imagined blastoise to be set at night (??)#i LOVE pokemon cards. i can't keep up with every set but i started collecting again now and then a few years ago#and 151 has really got me wanting the full set the way i haven't since childhood. SO many beautiful illustrations (but there always are)#it's like having little pieces of art of my favorite characters and it's only.. slightly... less expensive than actually commissioning ....#i KNOW it's less expensive to buy the individuals online but it's so much less fun#part of the fun is having YOUR own pokemon journey ((going to the store)) and seeing what YOU encounter ((when you open the pack))#i do buy them online sometimes but i usually dont form as strong associations with them as when i open a pack in a certain setting or place#i tend to try to save them to open right before a significant event like starting something new or a holiday. so that i form associations#and it's like 'oh that's the galarian obstagoon from when my mom came home for christmas'#and 'that's the snorlax who reassured me when i was hurt'#i don't buy them too often so i've got to make it count#anyway i know i should wait for the prices on this one to come down because it's absolutely ridiculous#i didn't buy anything at release because i was like $6 for one booster pack??? but i couldn't take just sitting and watching them sell out#i really like the poster because i can look at so many beautiful pictures all together#i could say stuff like this about literally every pokemon illustration (if i had time to write it out) and sometimes i've wanted to#i just chose these two because these are a couple of my original favorite pokemon and i just couldn't keep it to myself. i LOVE these
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genuinely how do people think its normal to talk like this
#meowing#from someone who doesnt like sharing w selfshippers: you look like a massive egotistic dickhead#i understand curating your online space and disliking or feeling a certain way. but#you are very much just making yourself look like an asshole. at least imo#like if youre so insecure that you have to make it clear that everyone else who likes the same pixel set as you is delusional or wtv#maybe there is something else going on. just saying
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shoutout to the guy in my chem class who i’m in a little study group with who i guess took the time to look at my profile on discord and figured out my pronouns (i didn’t bother announcing them to the group because i didn’t want the hassle)
my guy has only gendered me correctly, both out loud when we’re talking in office hours and in text in the study group group chat.
#i know the bar is on the floor but it just feels nice#i’m used to my friends & online mutuals gendering me correctly#but truly nothing is as nice as someone you know but aren’t close with gendering you correctly#he was like “A’s in my study group and they were saying they did the same thing as me for this problem’#in office hours today#and y’all. the way it felt so affirming to be so casually gendered correctly by someone i don’t know SUPER well in a public-ish setting#anyways there’s the gender euphoria of the day#gender euphoria#nonbinary#enby
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Since I stopped regularly posting my art online it's nuts the psyche reset my art brain went through. Ego death of whatever deviantart mentality. I'm back to drawing w markers bc it's fun, baby. Making my weird little things and breaking crafts bc it's not always an unusable result lol. Waiting to get back to my 12yr old mary sue generator brain, it's the next step to making more things I enjoy making
#Creepy chatter#I mean this so genuinely online validation is not the only reward art has for you#You could just have a pile of discovery-filled experiments and honestly what better chance of finding that art thing you want to obsess ove#I have tried some things and hated them recently lol. But like? It was very fun to see the ways the paper would falter#Good info for when I use a similar material in the future also did you know inky paper pulp can add texture on purpose#Grinding my boys leather jacket into a soppy mess and setting it w gel medium#Call that faux leather baby. We're making touch and learn baby book type of art#I need to make another decoupage Bob Ross or I will boil over like a coke w mentos
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if you told me like 3 years ago kinning an orange cartoon hedgehog would lead to me coming to terms with the fact I may in fact might not be cis I would not believe you and yet....
#i made this image like a week after I started getting back into lps.... do they know#ive had trans headcanons before but idk russell is just very similar to the way i see myself#but then i was like wait a second#why is my brain so set on him being a transmasc 🤔🏳️⚧️#and then more thinking and boring shit like that#and i kinda came out to my sister? yay???#i chose the worst year to realize that i am most likely not cisgender ughhhhhhhhhh#i mean ive been going by any pronouns online for a while but in my head that was just privacy#and by kinning i mean like... 2020 tiktok kinning not otherkin#octo's yapping
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head hurty
#was up so fucking late last night stressed out of my mind#cause it turns out all the stress and sacrifices i made for the foundational course i took??#all for fucking nothing#''the waitlist hasn't moved.'' yeah cause y'all brought in way more foundations students#than u actually had the diploma course space for#and like. theres nothing else i can fucking do.#if i try to get into a university i'd have to do something like a foundations course all over again#and have to do a bunch of shit i have no interest/talent in in order to get to the stuff i DO have interest/talent in#which is just fucking stupid. why the fuck is it set up like that.#if i'm trying to get into a uni creative writing course why the FUCK do i need to take SCIENCE#and i can't do online courses that are just writing. cause i can't fucking FOCUS in an online course#and any other course i might be interested in are in schools that are too damn far away and that i cant afford#so basically. i can do fucking nothing.#but once i tell my parents that the waitlist hasn't moved and that im definitely not gonna make it in#they're going to start HOUNDING me. even more than they already constantly do#im gonna have to sit through 3 hours of them yelling at me to ''stop pretending to be an idiot'#and to ''pull my life together''#and that ''everyone has to do stuff they don't like sometimes''#(yeah well my brain doesn't work like that. if i dont like the subject of the course i literally CAN'T LEARN)#(i will just straight up not retain any of the information and just be annoyed and stressed and upset the whole time)#and my parents will tell me im gonna end up living under a bridge for the thousandth time#and then they'll threaten to kick me out of the house/take away my internet for the millionth time#and then this will happen every day until i get into SOMETHING
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