#just have fun ffs like dont be so uptight

[winderlylandchime]

The Man, the Myth, the Legend is tired and in pain but that’s his own fault and you will see why: ‘OH HOT GUY ALERT! Emmett..baby..he is wearing denim on denim with a leather jacket, if that doesn’t scream gay, idk what does. GAY! WHAT DID I SAY!’ He just paused the episode and walked to the tv to look at Justins art ‘THATS bc you accepted a boy who wasn’t beaten yet. So of course his work was different, sherlock! Now stop being a prick and let my boy draw on his computer! We expect our students to what now? What did he just say about excelling at everything? Just bc he’s disabled doesn’t mean he won’t be amazing?! Oh just say you don’t accept disabled people you old fart! Fuck you and your tradition! I hate this clown..oh i guess the clown has some brain after all!..BRIAN! Dont put any ideas in his head.. oh he wants him to succeed and be the best and do good and this is a lot to handle on so many pain meds’ ‘why is linds being a bitch? Since when is she so uptight? Oh, the silence is LOUD…BRIAN WILL YOU GRAB THAT AND THEN HE JUST DOES? OH HE IS GONE. THAT MAN IS IN LOVE! HE IS SO IN LOVE AND NOBODY EXCEPT ME FOR SOME REASON SEES THIS *looks at me like he just realized im there too* can you see it?!’ ‘Okay dudes, that was not chill! You don’t do that to your friends. It’s fun to be jokey but that was not cool, yall are better than that…are you tho? MICHAEL BET 5 WEEKS?! i guess people do change. Tell them debbie! At least she gets it, even if she only gets it once every 17 episodes’…‘Ben better be better than David. Oh is he gonna be the one..i mean he’s asking him to talk about comics..david hid them. I hated that. Okay Benny boy, you can stick around, I’ll allow it but you get 3 strikes!’ ‘Okay goatee dude, chill the fuck out. People are allowed to have relationships and still be the hottest thing around. Don’t make him self conscious, i have worked overtime to try and get him to admit to being in love! DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME!….NOOOO HE RUINED IT FOR ME!…MICHAEL! WHAT THE FUCK MICHAEL WHO JUST SAYS THAT TO A PERSON? Just when i was about to be in your corner, someone please hit him! You cant just say fucked up shit and then say sorry! Thats not how that works!’ Then he felt bad for Mikey bc of the school thing and then he hated that he felt bad bc hes mad at him ‘Oh we are getting hot and HEAVY! Bri Bri, i am impressed! You knew he was upset and why! Oh so that guy was nothing but Justin is something? MY DUDES WE SERIOUSLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TALK. Aww he doesn’t want Brian to change. Now that’s love! Oh COME ON, I CANT FUCKING WIN EVEN FOR A MINUTE! Im a good person, i deserve good stuff, throw me a bone ffs’ ‘aw Benny boy is listening! Oh he is way better than david! If youre the one, you can stay! Just do me a favor and make mike more tolerable, i am begging for the sake of my well being..that was sweet mike, now give me brian and justin again!’ He had to go and take his last dose of pills for today and he just looked at the ceiling and flapped his arms around while making no noise at all, so id say he’s handling it well. ‘Listen, i am 100% straight. But THIS *points to a paused screen of Brian in the green light in the beginning of the non confession scene* is one beautiful man! I AM INTRIGUED And I would not mind him hitting on me.’ I made a comment that he is now 54 years old to which he puts his hand up in my face and goes ‘I’ll get back to you on that’ and just continued to watch. 1/2 of 2x06

Dear sweet anon - I am SCREAMING over him asking if you see that Brian is in love too. Yes, Brother Anon, that's why we're all here 20 years later. Still sobbing over them.

And yes, Gale Harold is the most beautiful man to ever man. I have a straight crush on him and even at 54 he could get it. The green light scene is one of my favorite. UGH that profile.

[isaacgetspegged]

anyway now I’m thinking. I rly like myself but I like the duality I’m able to have with my faves... like no disrespect to people who do this but I really feel like some ppl take liking characters too serious? like. fandom arguments and insulting ppl and writing long philosophical/literary/etc intricate explanations on the fave... and while I do appreciate some of that I like. don’t always have the energy for it. I don’t always have the energy to write long paragraphs on why I fucking hate Marvel’s portrayal of Fat Thor’s or what I think about T’Challa and Erik’s relationship or opinions I have on Isaac. I just don’t! I don’t always have the energy to be serious and it takes a toll on me to always be that way. I like to have fun, I like to poke fun at my faves (over appropriate things ofc) and I’m naturally just... an upbeat person. again, life is too short for me not to accept myself as the silly little bitch that I am and I’m having fun doing what I do so?? yeah

[a-gay-gathering]

Band Opinions 🎶

Today I want to talk about some of the stereotypes or opinions of different instruments in the band/orchestra because the band and music is a major part of my life in general. I'll start with the string instruments, then woodwinds, brass, then percussion and others.

String Instruments 🎻

Violins

In the spotlight a lot of the time

Terrifying notation

Im a lefty so like it sounds like itd be awkard to hold

Love Twoset tho ofc

Cool sounding

Violas

Ew alto clef

Zero spotlight

Underrated

But the heckin alto clef

ALTO CLEF

Still cool despite jokes i guess but idk

Cellos

Majestic

Love the sound

Good for both classical and jazz

Double Basses

Don't get enough credit

Low

Players are actually real nice

Stronk

Real hard to hear

Harps

Sooo many strings

Too many pedals

Players look graceful af

Sheet music looks ridiculous like wtf

Bass Guitars

One of my best friends instruments

Earthy vibes

Catchy solos (when there is one, never)

Also hard to hear sometimes

Woodwind Instruments 🎷

Piccolos/Flutes

Beauty gurus or nerds no in between

No playing louder than p

Many many many soli

High

Piccolos are real annoying aahhh

Oboes/Cor Anglais

I really like professional oboes and cor anglais

Band oboes however,, no

Also high

Somewhat uptight

Eccentric

Clarinets/Bass Clarinets/Eb Clarinets/Basse—

So many flavours

Easy to make sound

CORK GREASE

New reeds every 30 seconds i swear

Can never hear them in my band

Bassoons/Contrabassoons

Really want to try the bassoon

Serious

Majestic like the cello

L e n g t h

Saxophones

Altos are plenty screech but pretty cool i guess

Tenors are real neato

Baris are also pretty cool

Sopranos annoying af to me

S m o o t h ass jazz

Always sqeaking when not playing jazz

Brass Instruments 🎺

Trumpets

E G O

Always at least a forte

Lets take over the flute solos

WeRe ThE bEsT

Let other brass have soli and solos ... please im begging you

LOUD FANFARES!!!

French Horns

¿?¿ Literally dont exist in my band (neither do strings and basoons tho either so)

Killer solos

Practically perfect relative pitch

Much aNdRoGyNy for some reason

Honestly such a wholesome instrument

Deep fanfares

Trombones

Cool

L o n g B o i s

S p i t

‘uGh I dOnT gEt To SlIdE iN tHiS sOnG’

Baritones/Euphoniums (meeee!!!! ✨)

Straight up vibing

I want a 4-valve compensating but its ‘nOt In ThE bUdGeT

Better at dynamics and articulation than trombones tbh

Want and deserves solos but no

Weapons

S p i t 2.0

VaLvE OiL

Valve doesn’t work on concert night

S c r e e c h h

Tubas

Thicccc

Rare

No solos ever not even once nuh uh nope

Wants to quit

Actually nice

How do you hold your breath like

S p i t 3.0

Percussion and the rest i guess 🥁

Drum Kits

L o u d

Cant do quarter notes

Plays when everyones s’posed to be silent

Xylophones/Marimbas/Glockenspiels/Vibraphones

Chill and fun dudes

Really just v i b i n g haha ill leave now

How to play fast

Glock and bells are honestly loud af if your in front of em

Timpanis

Chill too

Pretends to tune

Dunno really

¿Earthy?

Keyboards/Pianos (also meeeee! ✨)

Hard stuff tbh sometimes

CaN yOu SiGhTrEaD tHiS

‘Lets take this apart again piece by piece and slow it down’

Sharps and flats arent as bad as other instruments

E x p e c t a t i o n s

Complaining

Other Percussion (tambourines, cymbals, blocks, etc)

Rests for 97282 bars

Thats really it tbh

Trickier than it looks but still, the marimbas arent that hard its quarter notes ffs karen

Acoustic Guitars (not in band or orchestra)

Four chords and singing

For some reason real easy to find sheet music online like ughhh jealous

Not too too hard (i dabbled for about four years)

I still cant play an f chord

Electric Guitars

E l e c t r i c

tHuNdErStRuCk!!

Sometimes vibing but its really a 50/50

That was long ok bye 👋