#or YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE [FAVE’S] WIFE ONLY IM ALLOWED!!!!

[leixo-demo]

which weapons do you think your splatbands faves would main? ^-^

I'll go around all existing bands (this is long af):

SquidSquad

- Ichiya: Modified Eliter, this one was fabricated to pierce through salmonid shields, is enough powerful to create a hole in a wall. He doesn't use it anymore since he moved out to Haikara City

-Ikkan: Modified Dynamo, he got to learn how to modify weapons but they tend to be dangerous, he made ichiya's Eliter

-Namida: Blaster, she has an inner craziness that is limited throught out her terrible fear to deal with people

-Murasaki: Trislosher, wasa present given by Namida, even though he doesn't play them much he uses it

ABXY

-Paruko: Can't play turf wars and doesn't enjoy them anyways

-Noiji: Clash blaster, 1) It's noisy 2) It's chaotic, enjoys to play only league with Raian

-Raian: Shooters, Brellas, He isn't big of a player but enjoys collecting old vintage weapons

-Shikaku: Can't play??? but watches the matches of Noiji and his best friend Raian

Hightide Era

-Taka: Nzap, he's terrible at playing but feels he looks cool posing with the weapon, however he's number 1 Kuze's fan (he's like a father to him)

-Nishida: He's too of a busy man to even show sny interest on it, he is also really supportive with Kuze

-Kuze: Slayer, Midliner, He's versatile with his weapons, he usually plays with .52 Gal or Nozzlenose. Despite his Drummer career, he won important matches and ended with his team on the top 100 leaderboard of the entire Country

Wet Floor

-Mizole: Wet Floor branded new inkbrush, yeah it's like a mop but acts the same as a normal inkbrush, his ink color is actually cyan

-Kagi: Bloblober, his skin tone doesn't allow him to enter in many matches tho

-Rayan: Wet Floor branded splat dualies, yes they have an entire set of wet floor weapons themed in cleaning products

-Tsumabushi, I think his species can swim in ink but,,, can't give him a weapon, he seems to like other stuff

-Kazami, Crabs can't play turf wars but find the new splatana wiper really cute

Sashimori

-Ryū-chang, Octobrush,his long lineage led him to use this one, as he says he loves his "big slappy". He also performs tradicional calligraphy with it

-Paul, Splattershot Jr, he now reached an age to play turf, he's actually learning how to play rainmaker

-Karla, Nobody expect Ryuu has seen her playing turf wars, that only time she was carrying a Hydra

-Taichi, Doesn't like to play at all, he thinks he looks all stupid with a tiny weapon on his fins

Diss-pair

-Ikkan: Alredy mentioned him, he stopped playing any turf once he moved along with Ichiya to Haikara City. He feels and looks unconfortabled to play or watch it

-Warabi: Dapple Dualies, can't play and doesn't want to, he hates the fact his tentacles are malformed and makes it hard to swim straight (it's like joycon drift) besides he's too of a business man to even have the time to play silly games

Bottom Feeders

-Tangle: Can't play and seems to dislike it

-Fuka: He doesn't enjoy it neither

-Finn: Tetras Dualies, doesn't play neither but that's the only weapon they would use

-Blow: Splatlings, all types, he's the backliner of the group and the most violent one of the 3, he dedicates every victory to his wife and daughter

-Muruta: Can't play??

Ink Theory

-Mayaya: Can't play but im sure she wishes to decorate one

-Āchin: Can play but it's scared of it, she's gothic but terrible at handling turf weapons

-Yōko: Splosh-o-matic, we all know why, it looks like s trumpet

-Karen: Can't but admires Yōko playing

-Bibi: She would play if more weapons were gilded, Splash-o-matic and Golden Dynamo (rip)

-Kitamura: She has a dream to hold the heaviest weapons, she has the determination too

C-side

-Beika: little hater, rapid blaster and Carbon Rolelr

-Kikira: Doesn't play, but I'm sure she would be a Slayer

-Uotora: Ehem ehem, Tri-Stinger, Jet-Squelcher, Dualies Squelcher and Chargers, SHE IS BIG NERDY OF BANKARA TURF WARS AND GOES INSANE EVERY TIME THEY DROP A NEW KIT

Extras

-Dedf1sh: On her childhood Turf wars wasn't even a thing and once she became a Dj (at her 20ish) she was first introduced to it but never tried, she tried to play it with her bestie at the time but they couldn't swim straight...

-Clam 004, I don't think they can't fully swim cus of their shell like muruta ((But urchins can,,teheheh))

-Omega3: I don't even believe they would turn stuff like war like a game when they take it really religiously, they just do music dedicated to complete their food cycle culture

[dearweirdme]

https://www.tumblr.com/dearweirdme/740407316667662336/hi-rain-i-saw-you-say-something-about-jkkrs?source=share

you obvious haven't been in the taekook community for a long time or you haven't branched out outside of tumblr much because if you had you'd know that taekookers are (much like jkkrs) more tae biased than they are jk biased. like the whole story tkkrs built is about tae being the only victim in the whole vminkook shipping situation, jungkook the unfaithful man, and jimin being the "other woman" who seduces him and jungkook sometimes falling into his traps or sometimes he's forced by the company to play along. it depends on the situation and how it affected taekook/tkkrs.

and this isn't saying that jkkrs are better, i'm not defending either sides because i belong to neither as im not a shipper to begin with, i have just been in this fandom long enough to see how this whole shippers situation has started and played out to this day. and the one major thing i've noticed that both sides of shippers have in common is that they both care about the non-jungkook half of their ship more, and jungkook is mostly treated like a prop from both sides. for jkkrs, he's the "supportive boyfriend" who's only worth mentioning when they want to hype up jimin and make him look superior, and for tkkrs he's your typical 19-20th century husband who has a "job wife (jimin)" who's a potential homewrecker if she succeeds in seducing the husband, and whom the "real wife (tae)" gets jealous of and the couple are her victims.

so yeah, both sides don't really gaf about jungkook much outside of using him to either prop up their fave or victimize him. jungkook stans mostly aren't shippers and they're either ot7 armys who see both hyungs as jk's closest friends, or they're solos who have no tolerance for either one of the two and drag both the entire time. which is why vmk solos are always fighting with each other and why jjks in particular are always caught in the middle of ship wars, because they're the only ones who actually defend jungkook from the crossfire.

Alright anon, get of your condescending high horse, I'm sure it was possible to send me an ask that was more conversational. I could very well be wrong, and I believe I did state that I was talking from my point of view, most of my followers are perfectly able to understand that for what it is.

What are we taking as as a measuring point for fandom behavior then if you're so against my Tumblr point of view? Twitter? TO me that's like basing your opionon on food by going to MacDonalds. Sure you'll get some nice stuff there, it's fast, it's simple, it has something for everyone... but does it give you the whole food experience? Probably not. You'll not likely be able to remember much about the food you tasted there except for that it was good (or bad). (Not wanting to trash Twitter completely, I know there's good stuff on there and I'm definitely exagerating to make a point 😁). Twitter is designed to be fast and short and by that design it makes it more difficult do go into deep discussions. Twitter is great for pushing content and activating fandom, not so great for estimating how fandom shenanigans work, because your view of it will be heavily biased by the loudest voices.. not the most sane ones.

Tiktok's algorithm wil make sure you get no-where. Instagram does not give you a sense of volume and is more about images than about discussion.

Tumblr is ofcourse small in comparison, so we don't get a sense of volume. But it does allow room for discussion. It's also real easy to go back to former posts because it works as an archive a bit. So please don't treat Tumblr as though it doesn't count in forming an opinion.

So sure I might be off, but you might be as well.

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

A while ago I had a very lovely conversation with @feyres-divorce-lawyer about Tamlin and the way his stans treat him and Feylin and Ive been having a lot of thoughts about that. Essentially, we talked about how Tamlin stans will often claim to be 'better' in some way than Rhysand stans because they dont excuse all of their faves actions but I mean, do they? like actually? I dont mean to generalize because I have seen people who actually dont excuse his actions, but theres an awful lot of people who have posted some variantion of "well, atleast i dont excuse tamlins actions 😊" when they have either previously posted or will go on to post some variantion of "ugh I cant believe feyre would break up with a man who did nothing but upset her, when he was trying so hard and struggling and his actions werent even that bad" or worse, some variation of "feyre's sooooo stupid, if some handsome fae lord wanted me to just wear beautiful dresses and be his pretty little wifeling I would do as he says 😍😍" like hey dawg, I hate to tell you this but thats just straightup misogyny. You can indulge in your fantasies of being a rich magical victorian guy's tradfwife without implying that other women are stupid for not wanting that. Also if you think that and also complain about acomaf and feysand being bad because its just a self-indulgent billionaire's wife fantasy, please consider that you basically want the same thing but with a different aesthetic. Which isnt bad in it of itself obviously, I just find this kind of hypocrisy very annoying

The way I see it, theres a couple reasons why the (positive) discourse around Tamlin is like this:

Tamlin stans get harassed for liking him or even just debunking blatantly false claims from Rhysand stans (such as the claim that Tamlin said Feyre looked better when she lost weight while Rhysand said she looked better when she gained weight which seems oddly persistant, even though I dont think Tamlin ever commented on her weight in acotar, and Im pretty sure that he only commented on how thin she was in acomaf in the context of how bad she looked), so they get very defensive about him, which is understandable

Tamlin is out of character in acomaf which leads a lot of people to dismiss his actions that upset Feyre because "acotar!Tamlin wouldnt do that though!" and like, thats true and I get it but it doesnt really matter when we're talking about their relationship and Feyre's decision to leave him from an in-universe perspective. Like, imagine if someone in your life opened up about how their previously wonderful partner started to exhibit some abusive behaviours and you were like "nooooo theyre just being out of character right now, its fine, you should stay with him". And obviously its different when its real people vs fictional characters, but my point here is that its nonsensical to earnestly engage with this relationship from and in-universe standpoint only to then use an out-of-universe thing that doesnt actually factor into their relationship to explain why it fell apart

Tamlin is less bad than Rhysand, even in acomaf, and excuses for his behaviour sound less ridiculous to people who think more critically about these books, which most Tamlin stans do; "he locked her up in his manor, but only because she was going to get herself in real danger" sounds a lot less ridiculous than "he sexually assaulted her for months on end, but only in order to protect her from drawing Amarantha's attention (when she wasnt even paying attention to her in the first place)", but again, Feyre is still allowed to be upset by that. I feel like theres this line of thinking among certain Tamlin stans where theyre like "yeah, tamlin locked feyre up in the manor and it rightfully upset her, but later on in the series rhysand locked her in a magical shield that prevented her from having any physical interacting with the outside world and she was fine with it, so she shouldve been fine with whattamlin did" and its like no!! If we're using real-world standards, which I understand we are from acomaf onward, then Feyre does not need any kind of justification for breaking up with someone. Tamlin couldve been the most wonderful and perfect and non-traumatized boyfriend ever and it wouldve been perfectly fine for her to be like "hey man, im not really vibing with this" and leave

And this I think is the most important thing because its what the two previous points ultimately stem from; they buy into the foundation of the narrative that these books present, which is that Feyre needs a man in her life, she needs to pick one of these two toxic guys or else her life isnt complete and she wont ever recover from her trauma, she needs good sex and romantic love in order to stop being broken. And I get it, you do need to buy into the narrative in order to properly engage with it, but whats the point of being critical of the misogyny in these books if youre not going to take a step back and realize when youre just accepting it?

And this is where I would have to start getting into the misogynistic baggage thats attached to mainstream romance as a genre and how trying to do all those typical steamy m/f romance tropes (the MOST dominant man, sexually inexperienced fmc, dubcon/noncon, rough sex, etc etc) while also trying to be feminist is setting yourself up for failure as an author, and setting your audience up for failure when they discuss your work, but Im getting tired and this is a pretty long post so Im gonna stop here. If you are interested in my further thoughts on this, idk maybe send me an ask and I'll get back to it. For now, I'll say that I dont think its impossible to write an m/f romance thats feminist, but know for a fact that its impossible for SJM

[midnightbears]

i want my teeth to rot to the point the dentist understands,

can we have gyomei (and maybe some of the other hashiras) reaction to dear y/n cupping their face?

✿ their s/o cupping their face

#STARRING. himejima gyomei. rengoku kyojuro. shinazugawa sanemi. x fem!reader [separately!]

#TAGS. none just tooth-rotting fluff. slight suggestive themes in rengoku’s IF you squint. i love this man. hes probably ooc

#NOTES. ahhh hello! since you didn't specify which hashiras you wanted i just picked the ones i'm most comfortable writing (aka my faves). i hope this was to your liking! i know its really short but im getting my laptop fixed so im writing from my phone and im just not comfortable using it. thats why i wanted to get this out as soon as possible <3

the stone pillar . . . himejima gyomei!

your husband liked to pray with you by his side. it was a small tradition you'd both come up with ever since you asked to keep him company one evening during his prayers. of course, how could he say no when his wife asked so sweetly?

tonight was no different. the dim light of the room cast soft shadows as gyomei knelt in his usual spot, hands clasped in prayer. you sat beside him, nursing a cup of tea, absorbing the peace of the moment. the rhythmic cadence of his prayers was soothing, gentle murmurs that wrapped around you like a comforting blanket. oftentimes, your husband had to carry you off to bed after his voice would lull you into the land of dreams.

tonight, however, you felt wide-awake. you couldn’t stop staring at your hulking husband. perhaps it was the serene atmosphere or the overwhelming sense of love you felt for him, needless to say, you were simply enraptured. words alone couldn’t express how much you adored this man, and you had to channel it through some other way. without thinking, you reached out and gently cupped his face. his skin was warm under your touch, a stark contrast to the cool air of the evening.

gyomei’s eyes fluttered open. though his blindness kept him from seeing you, he could sense the tender emotion in your gesture, feel the beat of your heart from your fingertips. his large hands slowly moved to cover yours, enveloping them in a gentle yet firm hold.

"is everything alright, beloved?"

you nodded, even though he couldn't see it, and whispered, "i just wanted to feel close to you, dear husband.”

a serene smile spread across his beautiful features, a rare but heavenly sight. he paused in his prayers, allowing himself to fully immerse in the moment. the warmth of his smile seemed to light up the room more than any candle could.

"i am blessed to have you by my side," he murmured, kissing your wrist, nuzzling against your palms. "you are a prayer in its purest form.”

the wind pillar . . . shinazugawa sanemi!

for all his might and fearsome reputation, your husband turned into a big softie behind closed doors, whispering sweet nothings meant only for your ears or caressing your body with a tenderness that would make others believe someone had swapped skins with the wind pillar.

sanemi's rough exterior melted away in these moments, and you cherished the rare glimpses of his softer side. nestling closer to the natural furnace that was his body, he gently ran his fingers through your hair. your heart swelled with love, knowing that this was a side of him reserved solely for you.

without warning, you cupped his face in your hands, catching him off guard.

his eyes, although closed, softened. a rare, genuine smile tugged at his lips. "what are you doing?"

“just admiring you.” you simply smiled back, brushing your thumb over his cheek, voice barely above a whisper.

sanemi's tough facade cracked further as he leaned into your touch, a hum escaping the confines of his throat while savoring the feeling. he then opened his eyes, his glacial-like plum gaze locking onto yours with an intensity that sent shivers down your spine. "i don't deserve you.”

still smiling, you shook your head, pressing a gentle kiss to his forehead. "you deserve all the love in the world," you whispered against his skin, feeling him relax even more in your embrace. he sighed contentedly, the tension in his body easing away.

"sometimes i wonder how i got so lucky," he confessed, his voice low. in the quiet that followed, you intertwined your fingers with his, your thumb tracing gentle circles on his palm.

"maybe it was fate," you teased, nudging him lightly with your shoulder. "or maybe you just have a really good eye for picking the perfect wife."

sanemi chuckled, the sound a deep rumble in his chest. “nah, you chose me.”

“in every lifetime i would.”

and he wouldn’t dare question it.

the flame pillar . . . rengoku kyojuro!

something about watching your husband train was massively addicting. droplets of sweat sliding down his toned frame, vocalized grunts from spending the better part of the morning training, his steadfast flame-like eyes and serious expression, the rippling flesh of his muscles whenever he happened to flex them… you often had to pinch your thigh to remind yourself that this man was yours.

kyojuro, though proud of the muscles that he had achieved through hard work and perseverance, had to admit that he sometimes trained shirtless just for the satisfaction of having you ogle at him. despite his concentration as he trained, he never missed the way your eyes followed his every movement, all comfortable and resting on the engawa of your shared home. goodness, you were a sight for sore eyes.

“enjoying the view?” you asked, resting your chin on the palm of your hand. kyojuro hadn’t realized he’d been staring.

smiling, he left the wooden katana by the training rack, then slowly began to walk toward you.

“i could ask you the same thing,” he deliberately said, kneeling in front of you.

you grinned, reaching out to cup his face in your hands. his eyes widened slightly in surprise before he broke into a broad smile. "just what are you up to, my flame?"

"me? i’m just admiring my hardworking husband," you teased, your thumbs brushing over his cheekbones.

kyojuro chuckled, leaning into your touch. "is that so?" he said, raising an eyebrow. "i must be doing something right, then."

"you always do," you replied, grinning, your cheeks gaining warmth. "especially when you train like this."

he laughed, brightly and boldly, slowly winding his arms around your legs, kissing your knee. "well, i do aim to please,"

"and you succeed," you said, pressing a quick kiss to his nose, giving him an appraising look. kyojuro's smile widened, and he pulled you closer, his hands settling on your waist.

“you know," he began, his voice low, "i might start training shirtless more often if it means getting this kind of attention."

you laughed, shaking your head. "always looking for an excuse to show off.”

"only for you.”

© midnightbears on tumblr, july 2024. please do not repost to another platform, plagiarize, translate, use for AI-related purposes or claim as your own.

[isaacgetspegged]

anyway now I’m thinking. I rly like myself but I like the duality I’m able to have with my faves... like no disrespect to people who do this but I really feel like some ppl take liking characters too serious? like. fandom arguments and insulting ppl and writing long philosophical/literary/etc intricate explanations on the fave... and while I do appreciate some of that I like. don’t always have the energy for it. I don’t always have the energy to write long paragraphs on why I fucking hate Marvel’s portrayal of Fat Thor’s or what I think about T’Challa and Erik’s relationship or opinions I have on Isaac. I just don’t! I don’t always have the energy to be serious and it takes a toll on me to always be that way. I like to have fun, I like to poke fun at my faves (over appropriate things ofc) and I’m naturally just... an upbeat person. again, life is too short for me not to accept myself as the silly little bitch that I am and I’m having fun doing what I do so?? yeah

[phoneybeatlemania-bit-the-dust]

I find it kinda weird seeing someone who is a huge fan of one of the lads but despises one of the others. Like there's stories abput how Paul would just get up and leave if someone critised John and John would fight with people who didnt like Paul. Your fave would probably cuss you out for hating the other.

At first I was like “yeah I agree!”, but then I remembered I actually have quite mixed opinions on this.

I agree in the sense that I can’t get behind writers who are evidently biased (typically in favour of John, but id have the same issue if they showed total bias towards Paul too) and allow this bias to affect their analysis’ of the band, ultimately causing them to create a deeply inaccurate and superficial understanding of the psychology and relationships behind the band. When analysing the convoluted nature of the Lennon/McCartney relationship, we should try not to let our own personal biases (for or against either of them) insist upon the ways in which our interpretations are guided, allowing ourselves to vilify one party, whilst over-celebrating and whitewashing the other. At the end of the day, they were both just people; we can be biased in favour of the other (John is obviously my fave), but I strive to understand them from a unbiased point of view. Im not saying I always do so, and I don’t think that being totally detached from bias is even possible - but its still something I aspire for.

However, if somebody does “hate” a specific member of the group, I still think that they’re completely entitled to do so. John appears to be the most dislikable member of the group due to his reputation as a “wife-beater” and negligent father, so there’s a lot of people who love the rest of the band but hate John.

John having changed as a person, and admitted to his wrongdoings is enough of a reparation for me - but im not at liberty to decide that the same must be true for anyone else. When I do come across people who dislike him, im not gonna try to change their minds or tell them they’re wrong, because I can understand their point of view. The only thing ill do is give people more context on these situations, so they have the opportunity to come to a more nuanced conclusion and understanding of who John Lennon was. If they still find him despicable, thats up to them, but im not about to tell them “well then you don’t actually love any of the beatles because you dislike one of them” - thats just not true! We don’t have to distribute love and appreciation for the group like that. We can decide who we like and dislike on a case-by-case, individual basis.

TL;DR - You don’t have to love each individual member of the band to still be a fan; its up to us as individuals to decide who we like and dislike. But we should avoid letting our own biases allow us to create whitewashed and inaccurate understandings of the band as a whole.

[millionsknives]

the silver eye for the horrendous asks if you still need something to do

i'm a little behind on my tse lore but thank you so much for requesting this and reminding me that i need to make and reblog more tse content. i want you to know that i think of your 'give me daily bread or go to hell' noah meme every day of my life

- blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): noah noah noah noah noah noah noah im obsessed with that man and i kin him so hard. i too am a grumpy older sibling with many secrets and traumas and a mortal fear of being powerless to control my own actions

- scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): baby apen for cuteness, pigeondove for Being So Shaped

- scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): joe and idony are the only characters with brain cells so why does no one listen to them

- glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): noah’s wedding ring......... ALSO NATHAN but he's never in the background he's always gotta be front and center in a wham panel but it makes me lose my mind every time im like omg i can't believe we are actually allowed to see nathan with our own eyes

- poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): velvare is literally the definition of a pathetic and problematic fave he is SO manipulative and duplicitous and cruel but he was the whole reason i got sucked into tse in the first place. he fascinates me. i want to put him in a jar and study him like an insect (after i make him apologize to his wife)

- horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): axe man (he'll be fine he can heal)

- eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): if syllor was such an awful man that after his death blue cursed herself to be immortal so she would never be reunited with him in either heaven or hell i think the solution is to send him to superhell so that if blue wishes she can die in peace and go to heaven or regular hell

[brilliantt]

Mouse - part one 

Summary: Maggie Shelby isn’t like her brothers or sister, being quiet and studious she often struggles to fit in. When money gets stolen and she is accused will she stick around and continue to be outcast in her family?

A/N: this is my first fic ever and im nervouss! l love reading peaky blinder fics and thought i’d give it a go. I plan on this being a series loosely based between series 3 and 4, loosely because I haven’t watched the series in a while and it won’t follow every single event. In this chapter we can see her close relationship with John, my fave Shelby boy :))

It was undeniable that Maggie - or Mags, as kept John insisting- was in fact a Shelby. While Finn could perhaps be mistaken with his ginger hair, inherited from their mother’s side, Maggie could almost be Ada’s or Tommy’s twin with her dark curls and blue eyes. While her appearance screamed SHELBY, her attitude whispered it. Maggie wasn’t loud like Arthur or confident like John. Nor was she determined like Tommy nor rebellious like Ada. And she certainly couldn't have fun like her twin. Maggie was a mouse in the Shelby zoo: uninteresting and forgettable. The way she liked it. For Maggie, if she could spend the day in her room, reading books and being out of the way from her family’s ruckus below, it was a day well spent.  

Of course this never sat well with her family, least of all John who was no doubt the most outgoing brother. John was undeniably her favourite brother, but right now as he dragged Maggie around the market, the one they’ve spent hours at already, she couldn’t help but wonder why she favoured him. The sound of her feet stumbling were drowned out by the bustle of deals and bargaining. Her vision blocked by the numerous products shoved in her face by the vendors. The maze cleared finally when John stopped at another stall. 

His lips pursed, the toothpick that Maggie hated jutted out as his eyes scanned the products in front of him. It wasn’t long before he huffed and turned to Maggie who he noticed was distracted by a scuffle between two young boys. He flicked her neck and muttered “You gonna help me pick or what?” Maggie brought her fingers to ease the slight pain in her neck and frowned at John, “She’s your wife John, shouldn’t you know what she likes?” Her eyes flickered on the assortment of jewellery in front of her. She scrunched her nose up. The glitter of the jewels gave her no interest and it was clear John felt the same.

“I know fuck all, Mags, i just know Esme likes shiny shit, and it’s your job to pick something she likes enough to get me out of the doghouse, eh?” He wiped his brow. Maggie stared at her brother, feeling annoyed that he dragged her out here, from her very busy schedule of staying in her room to make this decision, something he could easily do.  “So if I pick something, I can go back to the house and you’ll leave me alone?” John smirked at her, raised one eyebrow and nodded once. With a new determination, Maggie took a closer look at the array in front of her, trying to decide if Esme would prefer a ring or a necklace. “What did you even do?” She asked her eyes stilling on one ring in particular, a thick gold band with a dull black stone- one of the simple ones among the shine of gems. When John didn’t answer she turned to him with the ring in her hand, “Doesn’t matter,” he shrugged, and Maggie rolled her eyes. He frowned at the ring she chose.“That’s fucking ugly.”

Her mouth opened with shock, “You asked me to pick, John!” She cried in defense. He took the ring from her and studied it closer, he smirked again before saying  “Fuck sake, Arthur would have been better at this!” This made Maggie frown further and cross her arms, she resisted stomping her feet, remembering his constant teasing when she did it the last time.

“Don’t get it then.” She huffed.

“Nope, I’m getting it,” John grinned,  “and when Esme hates it and kicks me out, I can come and annoy you all day because it's your fault that you picked such an ugly ring.” Maggie pouted as John handed it to the vendor, who in turn placed it in a paper bag and accepted the coins handed to her. While she was annoyed that John bought it, she couldn't help but feel relief that they would now leave the market. 

As John led her away through the stalls, this time letting her walk without his hand gripping her arm, Maggie couldn’t help lingering by a stall selling beautiful leather journals. She watched the seller show one off to a smartly dressed man- something hard to come by in Small Heath- flicking through the blank pages and letting him feel the luxurious cover. Maggie sighed dreamily, while the jewellery didn’t hold her attention, these books certainly did, wishing she owned one since her last birthday, although she was too scared to ask due to the impressive price tag attached. 

“You want anything Mags?” The hand John placed on her back made her jump, she looked at him and shook her head to say no, letting John to guide her in the direction of the house, allowing herself one last glance at the stall. 

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Maggie had managed to avoid everyone the next day, in favour of finishing her latest novel and studying from her school books. The sandwich that her Aunt Polly had made her for lunch stayed half eaten and forgotten next to her on her desk as the afternoon turned to evening. Maggie was so engrossed in her arithmetic book- the subject she favoured and excelled at- that she didn’t hear her door open behind her, with footsteps following. “I think you’re the only Shelby who’d rather fucking do schoolwork than drink a whiskey with the rest of us, Mags.” She jumped in her seat and gasped at the interruption, huffing at the ink she spilled on the page. “Well, I don’t like whiskey John.” Her brother stumbled back, placing one hand on his chest, the other hidden behind his back. “Fuck’s sake, you might as well rip my heart out and stomp on it.” Maggie rolled her eyes at her brother's antics and tried to hide the smile that only John could rise from her. 

“Did Esme kick you out? Is that why you’re bothering me again?” Maggie smirked cheekily at John. “Oi, watch yourself,” He pointed his finger at her, “actually Esme loved the ring and she was soo happy that she jumped right on top of me and-”

“Ah!” Maggie quickly put her hands to her ears, knowing the direction of the conversation, “Stop John! Stop talking right now!” Her brother grinned widely. He reached one hand to put her arms back down, “Since you picked the ring so well, I thought I’d get you a little reward.” Maggie eyed him skeptically, it wasn't often John gave thoughtful gifts. Normally the only ‘gifts’ he gave her were spiders on her bed or salt in her water. John’s other hand appeared from behind his back and he shoved a rectangular shaped package into Maggie’s lap. “What is it?” Her tone held only suspicion. Her fingers smoothed over the paper wrapping. At John’s nod of encouragement she carefully pulled at the wrapping until it came apart. The paper crinkled as she pushed it away to reveal a leather book she immediately recognised. Her mouth parted, fingers dancing over the high quality of the pages. “You know, most people would be saying thank you by now…” John knew when he saw Maggie ogling the book stall that this gift would be appreciated, however, what he didn’t expect was his sister to bound into him for the tightest hug he thought he’d ever receIved. It wasn’t a common occurrence for Maggie to initiate any sort of affection- leaving him and Arthur to treat her as if she was a doll and they were little five-year old girls. Knowing this, he quickly returned the embrace with an equal amount of force. “You like it then Mags?” 

“Like it? John this is the best thing I’ve ever been given...thank you!” John chuckled and couldn’t wait the gloat to the rest of his brothers. “But, it.. It must have cost a fortune John.” John pulled back from the hug and saw the worry in his sister’s eyes. “Yeah, well we don’t have to worry about that anymore, eh? The Shelby’s can afford to buy a hundred of them books and then a hundred more.” He put a gentle hand on her shoulder, “You want something you just gotta ask, right?” She nodded but John rolled his eyes knowing she wouldn’t ask for anything. He removed his hands and went to leave her room. 

“You know what this means though?” Maggie looked up from the new book at John who stood by the door. She frowned in confusion and shook her head, “No, what does this mean?”

John grinned. “It means that since I bought you this very nice present, I’m allowed to bother you as much as I like and you have to do exactly what I tell you until.. Well, until forever.” John left the room before Maggie could even comprehend what he said.

“What?” She said in disbelief, “That is not what that means!” She called out and when John did not respond her eyes widened, “John? That’s not what it means!” 

John chuckled to himself and finished walking down the stairs, looking forward to bugging his sister again tomorrow to find another apology gift for Esme. 

-NEXT-

[dreamerboo]

Dream SMP headcannons|| 🍃

before i start i just wanna say these headcannons WILL follow the storyline, meaning stuff like family SBI are not going to be in here.

(seriously guys stop saying Tommy is Philza’s kid. Its been stated multiple times that Phil is not Tommy’s dad. It is lore, cannon. Found family can work for Wilbur and Tommy, BUT THEY ARE NOT RELATED.)

- While Kristin (Phil’s wife) is not stated to be canon in the DSMP lore, i think she is the Angel of Life. For death shall never consume her, and she shall always bring life and happiness wherever she goes.

- Opposite to Kristin, Phil is the Angel of Death. For life is always on his side, and he shall never succumb to that fate. Although he is a loving and kind man, he will, without hesitation take your life if he see’s fit.

- Both of they’re jobs include:

Phil:

He’s in charge of leading people to they’re ultimate fate (and also transporting they’re souls to the afterlife). If your a kind; loving person with a heart of gold, your death shall be peaceful and serene.

On the other side, if you were... lets say someone like Dream. A manipulative tyrant, trying to get everything you want, even if that means manipulating his own son Phil shall make sure your death will be one for the history books.

Kristin:

She’s in charge of leading people to a new start (transporting them to they’re new dimension to start a life). She always asks questions that would best suite you, and tells you about the different dimensions and all the creatures you can be.

If you end up with a bad life; and do not deserve it, she will absolutely try her best to make things right. Take Ranboo; he deserves none of what he’s getting, so she set up opportunities such as Micheal or the Antarctic Commune for him!!

Although if she does not like you; her angel will come after you, and beware, death is quick.

- Techno has 3 forms, Full Piglin, Hybrid, and Human! His favorite is his Piglin form, as he thinks it suits him the best. Although, he uses his Human form the most as its more easy to do things in. Although there have been a couple occasions where Phil steps into Tech’s house, only to see a giant Piglin cuddling with a polar bear

- I can never decide if i like Tanuki (Raccoon)! Tommy more, or Winged! Tommy more, so have headcannons about both:

Tanuki Tommy:

- Tanuki’s can shapeshift! He likes to use his powers on a daily basis, whether its trolling some of his friends, or getting into fights

- He has a natural connection with leaves, since they resemble transformation! Because of this he has a small collection of leaves; as well as a bracelet with a cute little leaf charm!

- He loves Sam Nook because Sam Nook, like Tommy, is also Tanuki! They get along quite well!

- Tommy’s tail is super fluffy, and quite big. You can often find Tommy walking down Prime Path with his huge tail swinging back and forth, as he hums a tune he likes to call “The Able Sisters”

- His ears are also surprisingly fluffy as well, although currently the only one allowed to touch them are Tubbo. As well as this, like most Tanukis he has a little pattern on his face that looks like a mask!

- Whenever Tommy is upset he goes into his full tanuki form; he basically looks like this:

and whenever this happens, he always scurries off to Tubbo, and proceeds to be clingy. Days like this often end up with Tommy asleep (PLATONICALLY) cuddling with Tubbo. How cute :]

Winged Tommy:

- Tommy’s wings have never fully developed. This is because when he learned that Wilbur had wings, but were cut off, he binded his own out of respect for Wilbur

- Whenever he’s happy, his wings involuntarily will flap!! This is always a tell tale sign that Tommy’s excited, happy, ect!

- His wings are white! They have no symbols, just pure white, semi-fluffy wings

- Even if he never binded his wings, he would still never know how to fly or properly take care of them. As his parents abandoned him at the young age of 4.

<—————>

- Speaking of which, Tubbo was abandoned at 5. The reason Tubbo and Tommy are so close is because while adventuring, they stumbled upon eachother and have been inseparable ever since

- Wilbur, did in fact, have wings. But as payment for L’manburg, Dream cut them off and kept them. This is one of the first events that caused Wilbur to go insane

- Eret hosts pride parades for the server! They always like to look stylish and gaudy; so if you see him in a ball gown with tons of jewelry; know its that time of year!

- George is actually a witch! Although he’s a baby witch, he wants to learn the art of potion brewing. This has also led to many cottage explosions, much to his dismay

- Whenever Sapnap gets angry, he flames up, completely engulfed in flames. He basically looks like the shape of a human but... well... fire. Because of this, its been advised people carry a small spray bottle with water, just in case.

- Skeppy taught Sapnap how to swear, much to Bad’s dismay.

- Antfrost was the first person to know Sapnap liked Quackity and Karl. The only reason Sapnap told him first is because he knew Ant wouldn’t judge him

- Puffy is called ‘Mother Puffy’ by the rest of the badlanders. ‘Grandmother Puffy’ by Sapnap.

- Quackity had pastel yellow wings! He loves to fly around at dawn and sing while the sun comes up

- No one knows exactly what dream is, nor does anyone really want to...

- Tubbo is a goat, like Shclatt! (Dad!Shclatt anyone?)

- Whenever Tubbo gets excited, others often have to grip the base of his horns to calm him down.

- Ranboo has a tail and horns as well! Whenever upset, Ranboo swishes his tail around, similar to a cat.

- Sometimes Ranboo sleep talks, with often coming out as garbled endermen noises

- Fundy will never tell anyone, but his favorite food are berries

- Niki dyes her hair everymonth, nobody knows why but they cant say its not lovely!

- Sam has green freckles. Thats its thats the po-

- Everyone really likes Jack’s eyes, because they’re two different colors

- Phantommy has two different eye colors. One green, and the other purple and white, to resemble his discs.

- Phantommy also a heart stitched into his shirt/jacket. Its a green heart, with a smiley fave over it. To resemble the fact Dream took all of his (canon) lives.

- Ghostbur likes laying in fields with sheep, liking that they’re fluffy and good cuddle buddies.

- Whenever Eret is gone, Ghostbur and Friend are in charge of the castle. They have they’re own crowns and everything!

I might make more posts like this but hOLY COW THIS IS LONG IM CUTTING IT OFF HERE

[jello-fello]

For the ask meme- yes. The whole fucking alphabet. Any fandom of your choice for any of them -kipp

LMAO THE WHOLE THING? THIS SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED-

A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)

Honestly besides the Constant love for Mell and Kai, Ash and Eiji from banana fish, and Reki and Langa and Joe and Cherry from sk8 right now. Also i like Lawlight from specifically the 2015 death note tv drama. OH. AND ALSO. SEKI AND SHIMIZU FROM OYASUMI PUNPUN I LOVE THEM

(Side note ngl Detective Roberts and His Ex-Wife are v nice together i like them)

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

Ellspen from Self Aware. LIKE LISTEN. I KNOW I WRITE THE THING. BUT I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT UNTIL READERS STARTED SHIPPING IT

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will (be nice)

Uhhh idk I never thought about it. Ig i’m not really a fan of Aizawa/All Might? that’s the first ship to come to mind. oh and also Hawks/Endeavor. not my cup o tea, never will be

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t (again: be nice)

Any ship with Tanaka from haikyuu that Isnt him and kiyoko. like art of him and enoshita or him and noya are Cute, but i just dont ship it

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

Does writing “Regenerate, Fate” count

I also have Goose Yagami meme and the yelling cat meme but it’s death note

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom

BNHA fandom has been since... november 2017ish

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

.........................................................................Klance.

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., tv shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)

(ngl i dunno what this Means so sorry if my answer doesn’t make sense but-) I really like anime and animation, but also i really like comics and manga, more so now that im Making a comic

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

I don’t think tumblr’s ever stopped making me like a fandom, but just like. stop going in tumblr’s tag for it. for example 15ish year old me was NOT ready to see the things in the undertale tag that i did. oh god the horrors.

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

i dont think tumblrs ever led me to starting a show/getting into a fandom, but pinterest has. most of my fandoms have been through seeing random things on pinterest ngl

K -Say something nice about someone in any of your fandoms

Vigilantedekus is The Best and I Love Them

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves (chars you’re neutral on are fair game, as are chars you dislike)

Matsuda from death note might’ve been played as the “Funny because he keeps fuckin up” kinda chara, but i do like that he was the one to shoot light and that he had that kind of outburst about light’s dad. BUT ALSO MATSUDA’S THEORY IN THE END OF THE MANGA? RIGHTS.

M - Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you don’t ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you)

i dont have anything specific in mind, but all fandoms have DOPE artists

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

head empty no thoughts

O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of

Right now “The mind electric” reminds me of Jamie from SA, “Butterfly’s Repose” reminds me of Mell And Kai

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

uh uh uh uh Self Aware but without Aviancorp. That’s the only difference. The au is just what kind of ripple effect it would have on everyone and their lives

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why

nothing’s coming to mind

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships

Sobs. Seki and Shimizu from Goodnight Punpun. I only say them for this because theres So Little People who know them

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

Athen (my oc, Choosing(02)) wants to see hatsune miku because he uses a voicebank to speak and “! she sounds like me!” 

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)

I’m going to do these with my OCs instead. because while im the author, they’re headcanons because most of them i cant Really make canon: 

Athen has a mothman pajama set. He and adam have matching “Humanfucker”/”Robofucker” shirts

athen Has seriously wondered if adam would leave him for mothman

athen gets a pet roomba named Hal

Jamie would be a good parent

Sam (one of the dead kids from Subject 402/SA-) would’ve been a soccer player if she lived

Letho (the Other dead kid) would’ve been an art student

if jordan(Kai) had a Normal Life and WASNT a human experiment, he wouldnt be very accomplished in school despite being a genius, he’d be kinda a delinquent and getting in trouble a lot

If mell had a younger sibling, people would probably think HE’S the youngest one. they would not believe he were older if they were close in age

U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

Mob from Mob psycho

L and Light are tied

Aizawa and Shinsou and Deku are top faves ig

ash and eiji from banana fish. love them. AND SHORTER> LOVE HIM

i like punpun as a character but if i had the chance i would prolly throw hands

V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

Mell and Kai - Self Aware

Shindeku OR tododeku - bnha

(Letho and (Redacted)) - Self Aware (but like. the au if letho Lived)

Ash and Eiji - Banana Fish

W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships

I think we all know my fave ships from this post so far. no need to do this question lmao

X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM

MOB. WOULD KILL FOR HIM BUT I KNOW HE WOULD BE :( AT ME FOR IT

ngl there aren’t many Precious Babies. like I’d say Hinata is a precious baby but haikyuu ends when he’s like fuckin 30 so what counts as a precious baby hmmm

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)

my dash gets so much TMA

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)

this post is long enough,,,

[kiissme]

I’m feeling a kinda way so here we go. I put this in my pinned post, but not sure if everyone reads those. Awesome if you do, but if not, that’s okay, main reason I’m putting this up bc it’s such a thing with the rpc and i’m here to say I’m not about it and while its on my pinned post -- i never quite addressed it on the dash.

I don’t do cliques. Like.... I can’t stress this enough. I don’t do favorites, either. Like some of you I get along with and definitely consider friends and I know I can throw stuff at you and we’ll have a good time, but like, we click, we don’t clique. And that’s like such an important distinction between the two and I’m forever thankful about that. Now, the reason I don’t do cliques or faves is simply, I know how it feels when you’re NOT in the clique or someone’s favorite. Like.... so many times. The RPC is fickle af, I’ve had moments when I thought I clicked with someone only for them to suddenly ghost and drop  ( and often soft block, one time hard blocked and that was most DEFINITELY bc of their clique with each other -- the reason i hate the terms rp wife and husband ) me and lemme tell you, it’s the most shittiest feeling I’ve come across in the time I’ve taken up this little hobby of ours. I’ve had some horror stories, I’ll say that, but most of the time it was because I was not deemed worthy of their clique, therefore not deemed worthy of the partnership or friendship. And ooh, buddy, that can kinda hurt.

Also, I don’t want to be in a clique, because I honestly would hate if anyone felt like I have. That feeling of being left out bc not cool enough. Or just, well, not enough. Because we are. If you allow me to be mean and petty, maybe the folks that don’t deem you enough are the ones truly not enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Don’t get me wrong, there are valid reasons to drop people. They make you uncomfortable, you don’t click and you’ve tried to, you find out some stuff that like, oh no, but that comes back to the uncomfortable point or maybe they don’t respect your writing or you as a person, then yeah, totally drop them. But because they don’t fit in with your little group?? Nah.

I’ve always said time and time again that I want this blog to be as open to as many people as possible. Is it daunting sometimes? Hell yes, I have a mountain of drafts. Does that stop me? No, because I’m greedy. Greedy for threads, attention, and above all partnerships and friendships. I’m never gonna have enough of those, but I want it to be known that even when i click with someone, I will not clique with them. I’m not gonna put anyone above someone else, the only reason I would write someone’s thing first is 1) they ask if I want to back and forth and even then I’ll be alternating between them and my other stuff and 2) they liked my dibs post which, again, I’ll be alternating. Will it mean it would take forever for me to get to your stuff? Probably, but again, that’s what the dibs post is for, if you’re really feeling a thread and want a response, then like the hell out of it. I try really hard for every one of my partners to feel included, especially and more importantly, if they put in the same effort themselves, if they don’t leave me questioning if they’re as invested as I am because otherwise, another shitty feeling approaches 🙃

I basically want everyone to be happy, even if it means effort from me, not above myself but just decent effort of not making someone feel like shit. And it’d be awesome if the same decency was extended toward me, because hey, I’m really trying over here. And I can’t do that with cliques because really, I thrive on one on one partnerships and I treasure them the same, I’ve never handled that group mentality well because sometimes your friends don’t get along with your other friends and that seems like such a disaster waiting to happen. And I’ll always make that effort, which doesn’t seem an effort really, to always respond to you via IM for plotting or chatting or what have you, because connecting to a partner is super important to me. Ideas flow more if I can shoot the shit with you or throw plot ideas and your responses makes me more comfortable throwing out more. I’m needy but I’m owning it. You could take forever replying to a thread, but taking forever responding to a plot idea hits me different and hits me hard. It’s a very, “Oh 😧” feeling and I try never to do that.

So, yes. No cliques, no favorites, all about the one on one interaction. And above all, no making anyone feel shitty or doubting themselves as enough. Something I will not stand for. Ever. I’ve been there, and no one deserves that.

tldr; I don’t do cliques bc they’re incredibly counter productive and i’m gonna say it, at times, elitist. we can click, but we won’t clique. i am not about making people feel shitty because i know how that feels. communication is super important. I wanna write with all of you.

Thank you, back to your scrolling.

[hey-hamlet]

BNHA AU Ideas: Zookeeper’s Son

Also on AO3!

TL;DR: 

An iconic personality in the animal conservation scene has a popular zoo that people flock to from all over the world. But this isn't about him, it's about his son. And his son's massive crush. (Cheesy ShinDeku Crush) 

steve irwin inspired au, aka if you didnt know hamlet was australian, you do now

Ok but All Might is basically Steve Irwin in this au, Izuku is a huuuuuge animal fan

Allmight is Izuku’s dad and Inko is his wife and izu hung around animals loads when he was young, 1A are the zoo volunteers

is he like, steve irwin with crocodiles? or something like big cats or wolves. Honestly let's just stick with crocodiles

aizawa is the sleepy big cat handler

mic yells with the birds, mostly his job is actually the PA system but he teaches the birds to talk during his lunch hour, And he runs birds of prey shows

Shinsou comes to the zoo a lot cause he likes watching the tigers and their babies. shinsou giving a bottle of milk to a baby tiger because aizawa needed an extra pair of hands and our boy is crying actual tears because its So Cute

Todoroki was never allowed pets or to go outside much because he has to be a respectable rich boi tm, but he's always loved watching all mights ridiculous nature shows

w a  it

this means

,,,

allmight dies. Damn ok I guess this is getting sad now.

Todoroki goes to the zoo for the first time ever and sees a mural to Allmight and just starts crying

so aizawa has been working at the zoo since izuku was born and was honestly his babysitter a lot with mic and tensei because tensei, the onsite vet, had a little brother the same age. and when the news came in? aizawa's heart sank because this little 6-year-old ball of sunshine didn't have a dad anymore

inko is the badass but soft mum but shes not at home, shes actually on a shoot at the time

izuku is running around the zoo and aizawa just scoops him up and gets him icecream because the kid doesn't know yet and he wants izuku to have 5 more minutes before his world collapses. aizawa lets out a single sob because izuku picked the allmight themed icecream thanks

Aizawa helps Inko around the house as much as possible and drives Izu to school when Inko is having a rough day

All mights animals being depressed cause he's gone and blessed 6-year-old Izu sneaking into a fucking lion enclosure because 'dad would want to cheer them up'

there was a lion cub litter born really close to izuku and allmight dotted on these cubs because he was all soft because his wife was pregnant, there are photos of toddler izuku with these lions. izuku burying his face into one of their manes and crying while the lions lay around him

Aizawa has been interning at the zoo since he was 15 and is 22 when allmight dies. its his first year really "working" there because he just finished uni and hes on fulltime

aizawa thought allmight was going to be kinda snobby but allmight said hi to him every day, remembered his name and attended his uni graduation, told him he was proud and told him he'd never seen anyone as good with the cats as he was

aizawa babysat his kid, saw this man almost every day since he was 15

Ok but what if Inko wakes up in the middle of the night hearing All mights voice. She's freaking out, but then finds Izu rewatching old footage of his dad. Crying but also using them to learn how to be as good with the animals as him

animals a d o r e izuku, all of them

like, even the crows at the park will sit on his shoulders and give him little shiny things the wolves like to lick him and crowd him when he walks in, the crocodiles like head scratches

allmight was so proud of his son, because even he couldnt get animals to like him instinctually

1A are all the little highschool interns

Shinsou crushes on the cute zookeeper boy and Izu gets him an internship eventually, he just sees izuku hugging a lion and falls in love instantly

aizawa is his uncle and is complaining about this "kid that doesnt listen to safety protocol" and shinso is like ",, h im"

Aizawa thought that shinsou hated outdoors and animals, but is confused when suddenly Shinsou starts going to the zoo after school everyday

the way this family works

aizawa was a foster kid bc his family wasnt trusted with him but he still had contact, shinso's family was falling apart and aizawa didnt want his cousin to go through the same thing so he takes shinsou in age 10

they say uncle bc aizawa is so much older than shinsou

izuku like, doesn't tell shinso hes allmights kid and izuku wears a facemask and dyes his hair all the time so its fair that shinso doesnt guess

so izuku is on messenger and tells shinso to open his window izuku is sitting on his balcony. hes got a torch in his mouth and a swipecard in the other. he just kinda, grabs shinso and hauls him over the balcony. shinso is in pyjamas and all he has is a phone

izuku grabs his hand and they run down the street and shinso is just??? so lost. aizawa lives su p er close to the zoo and they get to the gate and shinso is like?? why are we here its midnight

and izuku o p e n s th e g a t e

shinso is crying bc he has every reason to think he'll go to jail

(izuku turned off the alarms and warned his mum he was doing this but didnt warn shinso because thats not fun)

so izuku takes shinso to the farmyard, wakes up the horse, which is his horse, a pulls shinso up on it too the horse has little lights on it

so its midnight and shinso is hugging izuku on this horse because its cold and hes in pyjama's and hes cold and its dark and he doesnt wanna fall off this massive horse

so izuku takes him around the zoo at night on this horse and its honestly great? bc loads of the animals are awake and the zoo is empty. izuku whispers that hes not really supposed to do this but hes going to do it anyway and shinso is like??? please dont im too young for jail

but izuku just giggles

izuku lets them into the back deer enclosure and its m a s s i v e

so its 2am by now, all the deer are awake so izuku ties up the horse and leads shinso over to his fave deer

"ok so, dad used to do this to me when i was litte, but i figure youre still light enough”

and izuku just hefts shinso onto this deer. shinso is laughing and clinging to this deer for his life and so izuku gets on another and they run around the paddock

shinso is yelling and cheering as izuku laughs, the other deer are running beside them because deer do that and its honestly the coolest thing that shinso has ever done

4am and the deer have all fallen back asleep and shinso and izuku are on the roof of the vet clinic because the vet-clinic is still heated at night so the roof is warm and they kinda,, fall asleep on the roof. izuku wakes up at 6, but doesnt wake shinso up for 20 minutes because hes smiling even in his sleep

they have to sprint back to shinso's house

izuku helps shinso climb back up his balcony and waves goodbye and shinso just watches him run back to the zoo and hes blushing and messy and cold but hes just so happy

aizawa walks into his room a minute later and asks shinso if he slept outside for some ungodly reason because his lips are blue and there are leaves in his hair

izuku doesnt like people knowing hes allmights kid when hes just out and about or working or honestly doing anything that isnt a show or interview so the only people that know are tenya, bakugo, tensei, mic and aizawa

Every year at the anniversary of all mights death they all bring Izu and Inko to his shrine and thousands of people come from all around to pay their respects and Shinsou finds a crying Izu after and takes him back to the zoo after hours so Izu can be with the animals

shinso still doesnt know izuku is allmights kid and izuku just sobbing and shinso doesnt know what happened

izuku just talks about his dad vaguely, shinso knows aizawa used to babysit izuku too

aizawa makes a tradition of getting icecream for izuku on the date every year, they both get the allmight themed one

bakugo isnt a massive dick in this au but hes still not a soft friend. he will roast you every 24 seconds but the 2 weeks around allmights death? he looks out for izuku, makes extra sure no one works out izuku from school is "allmights son" izuku, makes sure he eats lunch, helps inko make dinner

bakugo threatens to rip off shinso's dick and shove it down his throat and shinsou is like???? WHat dID i DO???

Izu is being bullied for crying in school around the date, Bakugo fIGHTS

bakugo gets suspended for a day and aizawa picks him up bc his parents are busy. bakugo looks angry but also kinda, embarrassed for being caught and for getting that mad. aizawa just parks on the side of the road just out of school and lets out a massive sigh

"you shouldn't have done that-"

"You dont think i fucking know that??"

"shut up and listen kid. you shouldn't have done that. and im not giving you a pat on the head for breaking the rules like that. but you did a good thing. hes got enough on his plate. youre a good friend"

aizawa lets bakugo stay at his place so mitsuki doesn't have to find out bakugo got suspended, izuku takes bakugo to pat the wolves as a "thank you for throwing down for me" present

[headoverjojo]

I've been waiting for the box to open for time 🙏🙏🙏 this is stupid im sorry I always ask for weird things 😭 4taro and his Speedwagon foundation employee wife getting set up against each other but in a James Bond style way? Like not realising they've been set up until actually coming fave to face. (bonus points if it's in a seedy club) I'm sorry if I've asked this before, I'm always worried the asks don't go through 😭😭

Hiiii honey!! :3 Nooooo don’t say thiiiiiss, it was such a good request, I had so much fun writing it!!! Ocean man on the way! I hope it’s something that may satisfy you! :3

Jotaro Kujo and his SF employee wife are set up against each other, not realizing it until they actually come face to face

(Under the cut for length!)

To be fair, not even Holly, who, however, always hoped for Jotaro to find someone to love and who could love him back, expected Jotaro to actually marry someone. What didn’t surprise anyone was that you were a Speedwagon Foundation employee; Jotaro’s partner would have been a person from the SF or another marine biologist, everyone in the family always thought that. Joseph and Suzi had even bet on it, secretly; Suzi won the bet.

Jotaro wasn’t a full-time worker for the SF, you learned it time ago: he was called just when there was an emergency concerning DIO, his spawns, the arrows or the masks. Jotaro was the one who killed DIO, all in all; it was logic he was the one called when there was a problem concerning him, even after his death. You were one of the few employees with a stand and you knew him like this, as you had been assigned as his SF contact when he was around searching for the cursed stone masks. You found him fascinating, in his way to act and in all his knowledge; being near him so long, he grew accustomed to you and your habits, as it didn’t happen since long time. In each other you found a friend; after some more time spent together not on mission or in front of the coffee machine in the relax area of the SF but in the real world, you found not only a friend, in each other, but a lover too. Jotaro wasn’t a man who liked to buy time: he knew his feelings were strong, he knew that yours too were sincere and deep, so why you shouldn’t marry? And so it happened. In less than a year, you were a married couple. It was nice to come home knowing that you were living together, even if he, often, wasn’t here. Not that you could blame him: both for his real work as marine biologist both for the tasks the SF gave him, Jotaro was forced to travel around the world. When you could, you were assigned as his SF contact agent and this allowed you two to stay a bit more together.

It wasn’t a easy and utterly happy life, but, all in all, who could have said to have a perfect life? It wasn’t perfect, but it was good and you liked it; you wouldn’t have changed it for nothing in the world.

However, something was bugging you. You had been informed that there was a spy in the organization, someone who, if they wanted to, could have destroyed the SF to the foundations. It was a serious problem and, as one of the few stand users, you had been called to investigate on it. You had one condition: you had to maintain the cover. Of course, you thought, even annoyed by the useless recommendation: you couldn’t go around and ask to every SF employee “Excuse me, are you, by any chance, a spy?”, what the hell did your boss think? You weren’t a rookie nor stupid!!

This, however, meant you couldn’t tell it even to Jotaro. You knew he wasn’t the spy, you even refuse the thought of it, but, for his safety, it was better not to say him anything. He wasn’t involved so much in the SF, all in all; he already had so much to think about, his work, the various masks and arrows that seemed to endlessly pop up in various parts of the world… you didn’t want to give him something more to worry about. He was already stressed enough, your poor dear, you always said it to him, hugging him from behind, when he sat down, and resting your chin on his hair, chuckling at his sigh of acknowledgement. At least he didn’t try to deny it!

Still, even if he was out for so long, Jotaro was an observant person, and he noticed immediately the slight changes in you. You seemed more stressed, more worn out… you seemed not to sleep enough. In some moments you even were lethargic… what was happening? Were you sick? Was something about work? When he confronted you on it, you just smiled, touched by his care, kissed his cheek, with some effort, and said him not to worry, that it was just a stressful period at work, nothing more. Jotaro seemed a little skeptical about it, but he didn’t insist. Maybe it was something you couldn’t talk about and he didn’t want you to get in troubles for revealing him informations you were not supposed to spread around.

However, after few days from his first -and last- attempt to “interrogate” you, he too was called at the Speedwagon Foundation. He entered your boss’ office, knowing that, if he had been called in, it was something serious that required his knowledge about DIO and the various artifacts or his Star Platinum. He frankly hoped for the first option; he was so tired to fight… since his return from Egypt he always tried not to fight as much as possible, just for really serious and dangerous situations. Other than that… stand fights had taken from him too much. If he could, he didn’t want to have anything to do with that.

This time, however, he hadn’t been called nor for one or the other reason: it seemed that a spy was in the SF and he, Jotaro, had to find them. At his objection that he wasn’t a SF member so, in fact, they couldn’t just call him and give him orders like this, your boss replied that the spy was suspected to be a stand user. This made all his mind alarms ring: a stand user was totally something else… before your boss could say something more, he accepted the task. He couldn’t let a dangerous stand user to freely be around you… he couldn’t allow it. He couldn’t leave you in such a possible danger.

At the same time, it was said to him not to spread word around, not even to you, or the spy could have grown suspicious and just fled away. Even if he hated to keep something so important just for himself, he had to do it. It was to protect you, he said to himself. It was all for you.

And so, both Mr. and Mrs. Kujo were investigating on the same person, as the real spy wanted. Now it was time to mess up things a little…

Anonymous informations kept coming and both you and Jotaro were sent to investigate, but in separate ways. You both were finding clues, but still nothing about the spy; some file disappeared, even a couple of employees were just vanished in thin air. The informations you were collecting were leading to a stand user, a powerful stand user… but who? You wanted so much to beat him to a pulp! Because it was a man, you found out, a tall man strong enough to knock down a team of SF guards and enter the building. Not even a single camera managed to film his face, but at least you had an idea of his body shape. It was already something, as not many people were so tall and broad. So tall and broad like Jotaro…

You shook your head, huffing at yourself. What a silly idea! How could you suspect of Jotaro? The founder of the SF, Robert E. O. Speedwagon, had been a close friend of his grand-grandfather and his grandfather; the simple idea of Jotaro being the spy was ridiculous. You trashed that suspicion in seconds, not noticing that Jotaro was watching you from behind the newspaper.

His investigations had led to find out that the spy was a woman. A stand user, a woman… he didn’t know her face, but her shape and smell were known. He had been able to arrive at the SF just a little after she had left after stealing few files from the archive. That lingering smell, that perfume… he knew that perfume. He had gifted it to you for your birthday. The shape coincided, the smell too… could it be a coincidence? He thought so. He wanted so bad to think so, he couldn’t believe that you could be spy, it wasn’t possible… not you. Everyone, but not you. It was surely just a coincidence…

You two were following two separated rails of traces that, just following the real spy’s plan, were leading you to finally face each other, but the way the spy planned was so horribly cruel… he wanted you two to meet in the dark, or at least in the penumbra, and, not recognizing each other, to kill each other. In this way, his mission would have been fulfilled.

And that was why you found yourself in that squalid club, full of drunkards and smoke. You walked through the walls of smoke, not made of just tobacco, sliding past few groups of howling drunkards, coming, finally, to the back of the club. Now… according to the anonymous informer, the spy was here…

You heard a rustle, not so far from you, and you called out your stand. Here he was… here he was!! The spy was here, you had finally found him!! And now you could arrest him and finally end this absurd hunt, you could finally tell everything to your husband…!

Before you could move to attack, however, your stand froze mid-air, as Jotaro emerged from the shadow. Now he could finally see the face of that spy…

His heart broke, when he saw it was you. How… how could this be possible? Why, also? Why did you do something like this?

He needed to know. Before doing anything, he needed to know. And so, he undid the time-stop, after bringing himself out of the punch range of your stand. You stumbled forward, as your stand hit just thin air, but, feeling a presence near you, you turned around, shocked in seeing Jotaro, standing at few steps from you, a serious and unreadable expression on his face. It was him…

“Why, Y/N?” he asked, in a low voice. He seemed even sad, you noticed, as panic bubbled in your chest. He couldn’t be the spy…

“Why, you ask? I should be the one asking it, Jotaro… how could you do this? The founder himself has been a close friend of your family…” you murmured, with a broken heart. Jotaro frowned, perplexed. What were you saying…?

“Are you implying that I am the spy, Y/N?” he seemed almost offended, you noticed. You furrowed your brow, puzzled. Wait, this was strange…

“The spy is a man about your height and shape and the informer said the spy would have been here, tonight… and here you are…” the bewildered look on Jotaro’s face just grew stronger at your explanations.

“The spy is a woman, Y/N. And I smelled your perfume, in the archive.” now it was your turn to be utterly shocked. Ok, there was something really strange going on…

“Y/N… I think someone manipulated us.” after a couple of minutes, Jotaro’s voice broke the silence. You and your stand lifted your gaze on him -nor you or him had retreated the stands, but they were just lingering around their users, uncertain, as their users, about what to do now-, seeing the sincerity in his eyes. No… you sighed, nodding. No, he really wasn’t the spy. He never was.

“It makes sense… but why, so? They thought that… that we would have killed each other? That my stand would have surpassed Star Platinum?” you replied, sceptical, looking at your husband’s stand. It was impossible to surpass Star Platinum… for your stand, at least.

“I think they wanted at least one of us dead and, if not also the other, at least leaving the survivor as an empty shell easy to kill.” your heart clenched, at the thought. That was right…

You sighed, calling back your stand. Fighting wasn’t required… you both had been tricked into some insane mind game. You still had to find the real spy.

“Well… this means we’ll have to work together, uh, mr. Kujo?” you smiled, earning from him a small smile and a nod, as he neared you. A single brush on your cheek was enough to tell you that he was relieved to see you fine and well, not to have actually straight up attacked you without checking your identity… you both knew you had been lucky. Now, you had to use that luck to the last drop.

“As old times, mrs. Kujo.” he replied, walking off of the club with you, to hunt down the real spy.

If they were together, no one could stop the Kujos.

[dykedteach]

okay here we go, episode 2 second watch

(I think this is my longest liveblog I’ve done, but then again I feel like this is the most emotional a tv episode has made me since I finished Black Sails so like?)

so uhhh they’re really gonna hide all the valuable people in the crypts huh, they’re really following through on that

“women and children first” to DIE??? I M EAN

i’ve been thinking about this non stop since i first watched the ep and my growing dread is nigh unstoppable, if i had any doubts that the winterfell dead might rise, their whole repeated thing of “everyone will be safe down there” shot them straight down

i’m lowkey annoyed we missed out on what would have been an incredibly awkward introduction scene between jaime and literally everyone, but i’m glad his “trial” didn’t drag out

i want sam’s opinion on dany’s bloodthirst vis a vis avenging her father BC LIKE????

“i’d do it all again” honey be QUIET 

L O Y A L T  Y 

loyalty

l      o   yal     t e  a

lmao daenerys’ look of anger and disgust at brienne hopping to jaime’s defense alone makes me want her dead tbh

sansa being a better strategist, ruler, negotiator, and peacekeeper than both of her parents combined, is my weakness tbh

also He R  aRmOuR drESs !!!!! what a LOOK! 

d: “what does the warden of the north say about it?” j: [has dissociated solidly through the past six hours, is only now just realising it’s daylight and he’s in the great hall] uhhhhhhhhhhhh cool i guess?

tyrion finally breathing after daenerys lets jaime live is ridiculously endearing, i love the brothers’ relationship so much

baeworm death-glaring jaime is also ridiculously endearing tbh

i dig the gendarya love theme, i do i do i do

everyone keeps saying that the fact they had sex means one of them will die next ep but honestly? out of all the non jonerys pairings (missandei/greyworm, sam/gilly, jaime/brienne) i think they’re most likely to live through the battle, and the fact they have their own theme makes me doubt as well that they’ll end next episode

that poor guy who got in the way of arya and gendry’s dragonglass throwing foreplay, so close yikes

i can’t believe that out of everyone who bran has been weird to, jaime was the one to take his weird shit best

“how do you know there is an afterwards?”           sd;kjlas

djkasljdak;lsd

                        asjd;lsakdla;sd

        bran

                               bran stop

   please be fuckin w us bran

this brotherly love scene is great and it hurts me to think it might be their last solo scene

although the way they keep talking about how sure they are they’ll die....idk? and with bronn on the way with his crossbow? to have both, or either, die at winterfell with the battle seems a waste. plus, one of them needs to be the valonqar so?

i’d be satisfied seeing a dead tyrion rip cersei apart though, i’ll admit that

JAIME GAZING AT BRIENNE INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO HIS BROTHER

pod has come so far in his fighting i love him so much i love brienne’s proud mama expression hes. he’s 100% going to die. for sure. 

“we have never had a conversation that’s lasted this long without you insulting me, not once” KJASDKLASJDKALSJDALKSD 

“i came to winterfell because...” Y OU LOVE HER DUMBASS

i still ship jorah with dany more than jon, fight me

i love the confirmation that all the bad blood between them is under the bridge, i love that he convinced her to make peace with tyrion and sansa, i love that he’s made peace with tyrion taking up his position, made peace with his house, with his relationship with his father...........

he’s absolutely toast and i hate it.

he’s going to die for dany with one last “khaleesi” and it’s going to break my heart

“we have other things in common” yeah you both have jon in your immediate family trees lmao

i’m confused by the “someone taller” comment, who’s she talking about? everyone else hurt her or betrayed her at some point. is it barristan? is it baeworm? it should be baeworm

ok so. i don’t need or want sansa to end up with anyone. 

that said

if it had to be a man

my heart almost jumped out of my chest when she and theon hugged, i didn’t expect her to get this emotional at all, shit i didn’t expect MYSELF to get this emotional

HER TEARS

THEY BOTH NEED HUGS IM GLAD THEY GET HUGS

soup dad can’t die i forbid it

let’s talk about gilly for a second, how far she’s come, from a scared abused girl to a strong, caring, confident woman and mother, i’m so emotional please protect her

DAVOS ADOPTING CHILDREN LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE

THE SHIREEN THEME PLAYING OVER THAT BIT IM ASJDKASDJ

i’m super surprised edd and beric survived the hearth, i thought there would be more of a fight there

LITTLE CROW

i know people crack ship them, but like, they’d almost be better suited than jon and daenerys

while i adore the idea of theon making amends for taking winterfell from bran by defending winterfell and protecting bran from the night king, i know in my heart that all it’s going to result in is a very dead theon (and probably a dead bran)

why do i feel like while well intentioned, having dragons near the godswood is.....a mistake

i’d love for bran and tyrion to both survive, i’d love to see them talk more as equals because they’re so similar intellectually (i know they had scenes when bran was a kid, but that doesn’t count)

missandei and greyworm are too good and pure for this earth, i want them to leave, i want them to go to naath and never come back, i want them to find a little house by the water and eat fruits and find missandei’s family and take in some stray children, some street cats to lay lazily on the stones of their porch, maybe missandei teaches the children of their village every morning under the rising sun, maybe greyworm becomes a tradesman, makes shoes or ale or binds books for the locals, they grow old and content together and the children they took into their home, now grown adults with their own children, bury them side by side underneath carved stones, i want them more than almost anyone to have a happy ever after because if anyone deserves it it’s those two

but there are dreams that cannot be

and greyworm is almost certain to die next episode

maybe missandei too, but i’m not sure

until then, i will live in my fantasy.

i love my nights watch boys, i love that they talk about grenn and pyp, i miss those lads

sam being the playful, banter-full, confident guy he is, i love him so much i’m so happy for him he better fucking survive (and maybe become lord of horn hill who knows? he has a wife and a son so ? 

honestly the idea of tywin knowing jaime and tyrion are defending winterfell is so wonderful

ha ha h ah ah  ah h a i love tyrion and jaime so much that i. i forget. temporarily. about tyrion’s first wife

brienne stopping pod from drinking and then tyrion just.......fuckin pouring a large one out for the lad

please, let him drink, it’ll be his last

davos is such an old man i love him

jaime looking between brienne and tormund with amusement is the best thing ever

davos’ concern over ten year old tormund hopping into bed with a giant is incredible. dad mode. always on dad mode.

hound’s not gonna die yet, not until cleganebowl, he’s safe next ep for sure. so he’s allowed to be a grumpy old git for a bit

beric is straight up gonna die tho

“might as well be at a bloody wedding” g o d i dont like that foreshadowing

beric is so cheery and amicable im gonna miss him

i’m so glad that they gave arya agency, and a sweet, un-sexploited, in-character sex scene, there’s so few really good sex scenes in this show and i’m glad she got one of them

(no matter how long i spent the first time around watching through my fingers and cringing, i KNOW she’s an adult and maisie is an adult but god she’s still such a kid in my eyes)

as soon as the gloves started coming off i screamed

he is a sweet sweet boy and i wouldn’t want my murdering badass fave to be with anyone else

i appreciate them showing her scars as part of it, i can’t quite put my finger on why but it was nice to see that

i feel like once i get over the weirdness of like, “hey that’s arya”, it’s probably one of the hotter sex scenes in the series? just for passion and use of consent and stuff

i can’t even begin to elaborate on how perfect brienne’s scene is

it’s immediately one of my favourite scenes in the whole show, i honestly don’t have the words

it’s better than any marriage vows that have been taken in the whole series, and to see brienne proud and happy is just...incredible.

the mormont scene i wanted!!!

this is such a touching scene between two of my faves, i want jorah and sam to be pals forever but i know its just....not happening

the fact that sam starts in the crypt but i know he ends up on the battlefield is....concerning to say the least

god. that song. that song is everything

im too in my feelings to care about jonerys, sorry

i can genuinely believe that jon loves her, and doesn’t care about the iron throne or any titles really for that matter. but the other way around? i’m not so sure.

ok so my survival list: dany, jon, sansa, tyrion

everyone else is at risk please pray for me

oh also i bought the download of Jenny and already cried to it three times this evening, so the credits are making it a round four

[jojosbabe]

Ok based on a post i liked a while back.

Decided to do this rant ask meme.

Im actually doing pretty good. I'm not angry really. This is just a f/o asks that i wanted to do. I just haven't gotten around to post them.

Be prepared. This has no filter. Its a rant meme so you should expect no filter. Because they said i could be raw as possible.

But If you can't handle my own personal opinions,or just don't like vent posts. Then keep scrolling. I thought I'd give a warning before posting this. Because everyone else is allowed to vent on their fave. Let me vent on mine. But again not everyone wants to see that so here is a warning. And tagged as vent.

Jotaro fan rant/hot take ask meme below

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1) what’s a Hot Take you have about your f/o?: that he is autistic. Like people's attitudes towards this hc is appalling. Like so many people are ableist af. Like i can't understand how they can't see it. Its right there. But even if he wasn't. Why are people so hung up about autistic hcs?! Like it pisses me off.

2) on what do you disagree with other fans of your f/o?: plenty. The list could go on. But I'll give my main 3.

1.That he was as close to kakyoin as people say he was. Like no offense but in canon,jotaro really wasn't super chummy or close with people. That kinda was the point. The openess we saw with him came AFTER SDC. Look don't get me wrong,he cared about kakyoin. But not any different or as much as he did for polnareff or avdol or iggy. The only person he kinda clung to was his grandfather Joseph. But i feel that's due to comfort and familiarity. But i mean you would too given his situation during sdc. You hardly know these guys and don't expect him to be chummy chummy with em. Like he isn't heartless. He's grumpy or standoffish to some. But they know he cares and wouldn't let harm come to them. But he isn't close friends. I feel people think someone has to be besties,uber super fucking happy dappy all the time around people to care about someone? Like can't someone care the normal amount? Like him and kakyoin aren't at odds but they aren't super chummy pals like people say. So no jotaro doesn't really have a "jobro" because he didn't need one. They all kinda "needed" each other to be really bluntly honest.

2. That he didn't care about his family. In canon jolyne and his wife. Like fr. The whole thing was stupid in canon. But fans make it worse. And I'm sick and tired of seeing it. It pisses me off. Like he loves his family to death. The reason is stupid but also given how he is not impossible. But he'd have to be broken up on his confidence in order for this to make sense. But EVEN THEN. Its fucking stupid to me. Even in my own writing,with my own storyline and s/i. He doesn't do this "boohoo too many stand users,its just a little too hard" type crap. Maybe he gets a bit shakey,but I'd expect better from a wife of jotaro kujo. LIKE BITCH,TOUGHEN UP OK?! Like im not gonna be nice. Because this rant isn't about being nice. I'm gonna be authentic and genuine. If you are gonna be with jotaro motherfuckin kujo. You gotta be able to handle him,the storms that comes,and the joestar bullshit that comes your way. You gotta put this bitch back in alignment every now n then. You have to be his anchor when he needs it. And he will surely be your sail. Like fr. Jotaro kujo isn't hard to write. Y'all just lazy,can't write relationships to save your life or never been in one. Maybe it's experience,maybe it's because i understand how he is. Maybe it's because i know people like him. But kujo is a ride or die. So for him to up and walk away is fucking stupid. Too many inconsistencies in canon (even by jojo anime/manga standards) pisses me off. Like i don't expect it to be perfect. But damn man. It's like people completely miss the point. That why in later parts he was written so fucking weak. Its like everything after part 4 got weaker and weaker up till the reset and sbr and then jojolion were great. 5 and 6 sucked. No offense. But they did. And some ideas araki had/has/did. I disagree with and just thought "why the fuck did you think this was good?" Why did your editors think this was ok? Also i hate his canon wife,not for the reasons you think. No i hate it was a fucking waste of time. We could have had something great. But nope. Ruined. Anyways. Jotaro is a good dad,a tad stupid sometimes,but a good father. And husband. So fuck outta here n miss me with the bullshit.

3. HIS FATHER WASN'T A DEADBEAT! AND NEITHER IS HE. (Tho jotaro kujo distant himself from them he wasn't completely out of their lives. Because that's fucking stupid af and i refuse to believe he'd ghost someone he loves so much or cares about even for canons bullshit excuses). Joots father was a musician,he was on tour. How the fuck was he supposed to know?! He was out here trying to make a living for his family,give them the comfortable life they deserve. And y'all blaming him for not being there?! Look just because y'all hate y'alls fathers don't mean you gotta put that shit on my mans. Sadao kujo also to my knowledge isn't a stand user so having him involved wouldn't make sense. Besides Joseph and him are at odds,no Joseph nor sadao truly hate each other. They are just petty stupid ol men. XD. But they love and care about holly and jotaro so damn much. They love their family. Sadao kujo is a good man. And honestly i see him like his son jotaro at least more so when he was younger. But as he got older and met holly and had his son jotaro. He got a bit softer,sweeter,and less abrasive. And i feel he and holly have a special relationship,a fun loving sweet couple and sadao helps calm holly when she gets worked up,like she has pretty good nerves when it come sdown to it,but i feel she gets overwhelmed easy,i hc her as a pisces so yeah,they get very overwhelmed easy. Again i could go on about his dad n mom. But jotaro has a loving family life growing up. Its social life that is hell for him,because society sucks and racism n ableism exists still people.

3) did you used to ship your f/o with anyone before realizing you wanted to ship them with yourself? : no. Not really. Even his canon wife. Tho i wasn't too keen on it for other reasons. I'd be ok with it,if it wasn't screwed up in canon(sorry they just ruined it for me. Manga looked better too the anime jotawife is ugly sorry not sorry). But no i don't ship him with anyone or anything else.

4) do you feel like you have to defend your f/o all the time? : unfortunately yes. I do. All the fucking time. People just don't get him.

5) what’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard about your f/o, either on the internet or irl? : that he wants to fuck dolphins?....i don't use the word cringe often but yeah that's cringe. Like one meme and y'all take it seriously. Not to mention y'all use it as an excuse to fridge the women in his life. Oof. Not a good look buddy,your sexism is showing.

6) what are some tropes that fan art of your f/o tends to follow?: tsundere,tough guy,bad boy with a heart of gold,main protag,etc?

7) did your f/o deserve better?: YOU BET YOUR LEFT ASSCHEEK HE DOES!!!! (Only the left because the right got tired)

8) do you even like the source your f/o comes from or do you only watch it for them & nothing else?: sometimes. Yes and no.

9) do you distance yourself from other fans of your f/o or their source?: yes. To a degree.

10) how did you feel when you realized “oh of course i had to like That Character”?: hahahahaha. Well it actually started when i was getting into jojos bizarre adventures. When it came to his part,i started to really really like the character. And the more i thought about it. The more i realized this bitch was just like my irl boyfriend. Maybe not  100% but good lord some things are so on the money its scary. But also it's inevitable,i tend to fall for the biggest toughest dude in the room. Even more so if he care. And joot care a lot.

11) do you think it’s better to have a copious amount of content for your f/o, even with the risk of finding a lot of ship art, or better to have a lot less?: depending on the situation.

12) aren’t you tired of being nice? this is an excuse to rant.: be prepared.......

Ok look,jotaro kujo isn't gonna take shit,but he isn't gonna be heartless to you. He doesn't love in your typical "uwu mushy gushy" way. Not to say he can't be softaro. Because he definitely is. But he is more of a private person than kiss n tell. Sure if he's feeling cocky,needs to lay down the law,especially when he was younger. He'll gladly let you know what's up. But for the most part,he rather keep his relationship with someone,between him and that someone. He is a good man deep down. He will open doors,get you anything you need,he's the type if you feel down,he'll be there to listen. He isn't always good with words but he tries,and most of it is solid advice. But if you need comfort and not advice. He'll be there to help with that too. Tho he is more awkward when he was younger than older joot. But he still tries. Maybe he'd give a hug,or something that he knows is a surefire way to calm you. It works with his momma so why not you? Even if you ain't a huggy person,jotaro's hugs are reassuring and you feel so secure in his arms. Nothing and noone will hurt you while he's around. He's more of a acts of service and maybe even physical touch kinda guy. Physical touch i say because words are hard for him. He'd rather show than tell. Not to say he can't talk or tell you i love you. He does,definitely. But physically showing you by doing things for you. Hugs,kisses,protective arms around you,making your bed,getting you coffee,flowers,etc. That is so much easier for him to grasp and understand than words alone. To him, "Anyone can say i love you,its takes a special man to show it. Actions speak louder than words to me." . Gift giving is another love language. Again words of affirmation isn't impossible for him,it's just a language that he understands but feels meaningless without actions to back it. Now if he knows you're the type of person who loves to tell him how much you mean to him aka words of affirmation. Be careful with your words,he will take it to heart. Jotaro kujo will remember what you said. Again if he knows you,and your quirks. You're fine. But don't expect a perfect boyfriend/husband. Sometimes he needs help understanding. Be blunt first than details. Simple. This goes not just with words but sometimes even actions.

Oh yeah one more thing. He loves sea life,that is his life after all. But he does love things outside his potential fixations.

Again jotaro would say i love you ok? If that's what you want. But he himself doesn't find it necessary if it doesn't mean anything. Aka unless you are in a relationship. He aint gonna say it. That's just how he is. There isn't anything wrong with that ok?

Star platinum is gonna be a different rant for another time.

[lunavadash-creates]

Honey, where I should start.. Maybe your Pandora Box would be the best choice, because it made me really excited and I have something to say about it. As usual.

First of all, I feel pretty unsure of fantasy au’s in non-fantasy genres. And I am saying this as a fantasy lover. However, some of your ideas seem interesting to me. And names!! I love them all! I always have problems with female names because there are only a few I like and they almost always are not adequate to the fandom. So usually my OCs exist without any.

Funny thing the most fantastic trope of your ideas is my totally favorite.! I love mermaids with all my heart! I love them to the point my co-workers bought me a mermaid-tail-blanket. You know, I'm ALWAYS cold and I am the youngest in the team, so they still treat me like a child – in a positive way ofc. The motive of the mermaid in Black Flag? I love it.! It’s quite heartbreaking, but I am a masochist and I would love to read about the moment she finds out about Edward’s death. Such a pity you don’t have an OC dedicated to him. I love this man. Maybe because I got into AC thanks to my friends and they all said that Black Flag is the best game made from all AC franchises. I didn’t have a chance to play them all so I have no idea if it’s true.

The second one of my total faves is OC for Connor. All OCs I have ever created are herbalists/healers/medics/veterinarians so here we are, you totally bought me with this one. And I find Slavic mythology really interesting. Do you have a name for her? I am not too excited about her being an assassin, but it’s only because AC games are too brutal for me. (Yes, I am really sensitive and sometimes killing a bug is too much for me, please don’t laugh at me) I definitely prefer books. And maybe that’s why I like to think about OC/reader as a person not involved in Assassin’s Brotherhood as a member.

Could you tell me something more about Ian? He sounds quite interesting. Ok, I lied. He sounds VERY interesting and I want to know everything about him lol.

I don’t like children, but Bayek and Aya are legendary and everyone on this sick planet loves them so I am kinda interested in the background story? And Bayek has the most beautiful smile amongst all male assassins in the whole franchise. You can’t change my mind.

Buuuut, speaking of such things.. who do you find most attractive out of all AC characters and why? I know Altair is your favorite, but I am not sure if also in a matter of physical appearance.

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Hi Knifey!

I'm really happy you like my little Pandora Box! I have drabbles for some of those ideas, some of them are in this phase of 'im still not sure if I'll write it but it is/was fun to think about. Also allow me to put rest of the answer under the cut!

Mermaids and sirens are one of my fave supernatural beings so I'm so happy you like that idea! Maybe one day I will have oc for Edward but to be honest the game makes me sad. I don't like how Edward behaves - how he treats his wife, the sugar seller and generally people around.

I won't laugh at you for not like killing because it's 100% valid! And this oc for Connor is like that. She used to be an assassin but left because killing is terrible for her and it's completely against her doctors' vows to never hurt. Honestly the moment when Edward buys his swords and Bonnet goes with 'i didn't have money for swords so I have this tiny knife' broke my heart. I was so angry at Edward I had to turn off the game.

As for other games - I started with Syndicate, then Unity, Odyssey, Origins, AC 1 and then I followed the order. I just played Valhalla after Rogue but before black flag. So as you see Edward is my last assassin so maybe that's why I have troubles with liking him got now. But I hope it will get better!

About Ian. Do you know anime called Durarara? I honesty base Ian on Izaya a bit. If not then it's fine! Ian is an informant who just loves to create chaos and observe people. He is curious by them. He is especially dangerous because this feeling of awe towards humanity is genuine. Because of it he can be bought with money or threatened by death. He does as he please, not caring for consequences as long as he can watch people and their choices.

Bayek. Aya. I love them so so much and I'm always so sad about their story. I wished they could be together happily ever after. This child oc is one of those 'idk if I'll write it but it's fun to think about it from time to time' kind of thing. (Same goes for witch for Malik, tbh Im going more and more to the side that I won't write it because it just doesn't feel right 😂)

And yes! Bayek has beautiful smile!

Who's attractive? Tbh I find them all attractive in different ways. I want to way Altair is the most handsome but he has like 13 pixels on his whole face 😂 if they made him with th same quality as Alexios, Bayek or Eivor it would be much easier to decide!

I think Arno (my type - dark eyes, dark hair) Shay and Alexios are the moet handsome for me. Secondly comes Jacob! Then Bayek, Eivor, Connor, Altair, Ezio, Malik, Edward (he is the last, sorry ;; )

Who is the most handsome for you? And which AC games/books did you read? I read only brotherhood do km looking for recommendations (also I'm still reading ac1 book but the feelings)