#just gotta remind the sinners sometimes who he is

[taschamix]

Lucifer might’ve found out about that deal Alastor made with Charlie.

[gingergofastboatsmojito]

Full focus

In working out like a maniac for at least 1 hour a day before going to bed, Carmy had found his solace.

He hadn't completely conquered his insomnia, but his sleep patterns had improved considerably since he'd collapsed into bed after a hot shower and an intense and painful workout session that always left him aching all over and sweating like a sinner in church. Every muscle burned like hell and every joint felt like a death threat after working out to the point where exhaustion was just a fogbank his body would trespass in a state of welcome mindlessness. Like a zombie. The only reminiscence of life he felt after the fact was the blood rushing through his veins and the pain coursing through his limbs.

Needless to say, he wasn’t expecting company when in the middle of his third set of Russian twists he had to let go of his beloved kettlebell, get up, and jogg to the door.

His sweaty face and messy hair framing it, his labored breathing that made his voice sound different, sexier, his old football jersey that he had cut shorter because he had partially burnt it trying to put out a fire a few years prior and now showed his perfect V-lines and sometimes even his bellybutton, his dick printed grey sweatpants that also showcased his perfect V-lines, his incredibly blue eyes showing surprise and also satisfaction, all of it was what Sydney saw as soon as he opened the door. And she had to remind herself to breathe after taking it all in.

"Hey there!"

"Hi, hello!"

"Come on in… What’s going on?"

"You forgot these."

She handed him a manila envelope that contained forms he had to fill out, sign, and submit the next day, well in a few hours actually, first thing in the morning.

"Natalie was furious so I thou-"

"So you saved the day, as usual…"

"Well, when you put it that way…"

"Sorry for the mess, Syd… I wasn’t expecting…"

"Oh, no no, don’t be. I gotta go now anyway, it’s almost midnight so…"

"Oh that’s not what I meant, please stay, give me a sec, and I’ll take a quick shower and drive you home. K?"

"No, it’s OK. I’ll catch a cab if I miss the train. Don’t sweat it. Well, too late for that, but, it’s fine. No worries. I mean. It’s cool, it’s fine, it’s-"

She was ranting, her speech rate had skyrocketed.

"This late? Good luck with that… No way! Lemme give you a ride, it’s the least I can do. Just… just help yourself in the kitchen and I’ll be right back. OK? Make yourself at home. Give me 5 minutes!"

"Um… OK. OK…"

Before jumping in the shower he speedily picked up his “toys” and put the kettlebell, the dumbells, the push-up bars, and the cast iron disc away as he casually tried to make conversation:

"So.. who… who let you in?"

"Your neighbor, the one with the little brown dog that looks like a squirrel."

"Oh, Mr. Washington! Yeah, he told me once you reminded him of his daughter."

"Yeah! He just told me that too. Shouted that at me, actually."

"He’s hard of hearing…"

"Yup. I’ll just wait here. OK?"

Syd sat down in the living room and texted his dad to let him know why she was running late and to reassure him that Carmy was going to drive her home soon.

"K, as you wish, I’ll be right back."

The more she went through his books the more she found herself wanting to ask him about what he had learned from each of them.

She wanted to know it all, what recipes had he already tried, which ones he didn’t like, where had he purchased that other book that was so hard to get, etc.

The pile of books by the window also served as an impromptu coffee table on top of which a little black ashtray was on display. She found that so endearing, so very “Carmy.”

She ran her index finger along the edge of that ashtray and could see him standing there by the window, smoking a cigarette, thinking about the restaurant, about Michael, about a recipe maybe… Did he ever think about her? She wondered. Her finger was still on the edge of the ashtray, tracing circle after circle, then venturing inside the receptacle to play with the ashes, drawing more circles in there. Sydney was deep in thought by then and had completely forgotten about the books, she was now only thinking about Carmy. 

In a state of semi-trance, she unknowingly got to the shelves on the wall and started inspecting each of the items there. Her curious mind was having a field day.

This red hard-cover sketchbook caught her attention and she couldn't help it, she had to know what kind of Sistine Chapel-level drawings with shading and all Carmy had come up with, so she opened it. 

If she momentarily forgot how to breathe earlier when her EC opened the door looking like a Greek God of testosterone, stamina, and cross-fit, covered in sweat, what she saw in that sketchbook straight out made her forget how to maintain a proper brain function altogether.

Each page, dozens of them, showed a different expression of her face, a different hairstyle of her braids, and a different design of her headscarves. A flawless variation of her. She was all over those pages. The resemblance was uncanny. She was beautiful on that paper, she was like enhanced but not to the point of not looking like herself, her essence was captured perfectly and she couldn’t help but be mesmerized by her own features.

That’s when Carmy showed up behind her.

She didn’t even have to ask. 

He started explaining himself immediately. He stuttered his way through that explanation as his cheeks started to burn and his mouth began to feel dry.

Her surprise didn’t allow her to close her mouth. She kept it open all along, while Carmy tried to talk his way out of that predicament.

He kinda did by saying that he always drew portraits of people and that he didn’t think they were any good so that’s why he hadn’t shown her those yet, but that if she liked them she could keep them.

After a few more moments of silent blinking, Syd, while still flabbergasted, finally managed to shut her mouth, compose herself, swallow, and then form a short sentence:

"Um… thanks."

Carmy tried to fake calm. He wanted to sound as if he had everything under control and nonchalantly said:

"So you like them?"

"Sure."

"Wanna keep them?"

"I wanna frame them."

"Oh well… OK, thanks, I guess…"

"You are sooo talented, Carmy. These are… great, I’m—I’m in awe! I don’t know what to say, really…"

"Thank you."

"How did you-"

"I see you every day Syd."

"So… you didn’t take any pics or anything like that? I mean, I never posed for these…"

"Nope, just… I thought of you… that’s all."

"Wow!"

"You wanted my full focus, didn’t you? Well, there you have it."

He smiled sheepishly.

"I’d say…"

They both laughed on the way to the car.

That ride was awkward. The tension in the car was palpable. They couldn’t hold each other’s gazes. They would just steal a look at each other now and then, at a red light mostly… Then the tension continued to build up and they kept trying to ignore it and act as if nothing happened. Syd was holding on to that red sketchbook for dear life, she held it firmly against her chest like a shield.

When he pulled to the curve in front of her house, he looked at her intendedly, but couldn’t say a word. He was still too nervous and too embarrassed. His cover had been blown.

He had been caught red-handed, loving her.

His cover was up in the air like a fucking zeppelin.

Loving the memory of her.

His cover was now a satellite orbiting around Earth.

Loving the very thought of her.

He was sure she knew that by now. She was too smart to not have figured it out.

Syd looked at him and this time she was able to hold his eyes for a moment, then she stuttered something along the lines of: “Thanks for the ride” and got out of that car as fast as she could.

The walk to her door felt endless. Torturous even.

She wanted to go back in her tracks and kiss the genius out of him but she kept walking.

When she heard him drive away Sydney felt equally sad and relieved.

As soon as she got in bed she started going over the drawings again, and she was still so blown away by them that she couldn’t get any sleep that night.

She twisted and turned and her mind kept playing tricks on her. She pictured him alone, at his place, smoking a cigarette by the window, maybe wearing sweatpants, perhaps *only* those grey sweatpants that looked so hot on him, surrounded by his amazing books and thinking of her, drawing her perfectly by heart.

Her heart was all of a sudden a wild horse.

She wanted to call him up, wake him up, listen to his voice, and ask him about each drawing. She wanted him to walk her through each of those masterpieces. She wanted him to tell her why he did that, the truth this time around, not the PR version. She wanted... him.

6:00 AM Sydney was on her way to The Bear, still wired up, with the image of her own charcoal face firebranded on her brain and her every thought circling back to Carmy.

6:40 AM She was already at work, going through her to-do list, which included a lot of things that Carm usually did because he had to run that errand downtown, that morning.

9:07 AM Carmy walked through the front door of the restaurant and went straight to the office trying to avoid Sydney.

9:08 AM Syd was in the office telling him they needed to talk and do it elsewhere because Natalie was on the way.

9:08 AM Carmy was kicking himself on the inside.

9:10 AM They were outside, in the back alley, trying to sound like 2 adults having a serious yet friendly conversation about art.

9:11 AM They were making out. No, they were obscenely sucking face. Syd’s tongue was deep in his mouth and his hands were on her back pulling her closer.

9:20 AM They were still making out in the back alley, now her back was pressed against the wall, her hands were in his hair and his mouth was exploring hers as if his life depended on it, they were running out of oxygen, but that didn’t stop them, they continued locking mouths for a moment longer.

9:21 AM They finally broke the kiss to catch a breath, now their eyes were locked, they were panting, and they were nowhere finished. He went for her neck. Then back to her lips, she did the same. His hands on her waist, keeping her pinned to the wall, pressing himself against her. Her hands all over his back, trying to learn it by touch, like blind people learn to recognize faces with their hands.

9:22 AM Tina went out the back door carrying a huge trashbag, quickly made her way to the container, and dropped it there. She only saw them when she turned around and headed back to the restaurant. At that point, her spidey senses told her *something* was up, but Carm and Syd tried their best to look like 2 innocent people who happened to just be chit-chatting about the weather. Tina decided to play it cool and shot: “Morning!” Then promptly left them to it.

9:23 AM Syd and Carmy were back in the kitchen, pretending to fully focus on the tasks at hand. Not looking at each other. Still feeling their lips on one another. Still trying to control their respective heart rates.

11:08 PM Syd was on his couch, he was on top of her, he was all over her, inside her. She was grabbing his ass and urging him deeper as she sank her teeth into his shoulder and commanded him to fuck her.

11:29 PM Carmy was smoking a cigarette by the window, in his white boxers, using the ashtray he kept on top of his pile of books and looking at her, basking in her naked beauty, memorizing it. Syd was still on the sofa, lying on her side and resting her head on her hand, looking at him, enjoying the view as well. Their full focus: On each other, only this time around none of them were trying to hide it.

:The 💋 end:

You can find more fics like this one by me on AO3.

Thanks for reading!

XOXO

[cielcreations]

Hazbin Hermits - Prologue

AN: Hermitcraft/Empires/3rd Life Series X Hazbin Hotel AU.

Meaning lots of cursing, fighting, blood, violence, flirting, shipping, sexual innuendos/implied sexual content, and pretty much everyone is a bad person to some degree.

If you don't like your favorite characters made to be not so great people, then do not read.

"Good afternoon! I'm Katherine Killjoy!"

"And I'm Joey JaxHammer! Chaos outside pentagram city today, as a turf war is raging on the west side between notable kingpins Lord Fwhip and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse Mythical Sausage!"

"That's right Joey! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!"

"Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?"

"Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hotspot!"

"And I'd like to nail their hotspots, am I right, fellas~?"

"Haha, you are a limp dick jackass, Joey! Or should I say-" Katherine poured her hot coffee on his lap, the man hissing and moving before she could actually spill it on his dick, "-no dick?"

"Bitch." The man hissed.

"Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the younger son of Hell's own head honcho, who's here to discuss his brand-new passion project!"

"All that, after the break!" Joey exclaimed, taking his mug and pouring his coffee on Katherine's head.

"YOU LITTLE SH-"

The two looked away from the TV. The blue haired demon tugged the tie a bit tighter, just to make the prince look more presentable.

"Okay." He finished, stepping back, "Are you ready? You remember what to say?"

The blonde took a deep breath, his purple eyes widening in excitement as he exclaimed, "Yes! Let's do this!"

"Just, look at me, and I'll mouth it to you, Zed." The man grabbed the prince's shoulders.

Zed had light blonde hair with brown ram horns, pale skin, wearing a black suit with a red tie, no shoes so his hooves could breath.

"Ugh, come ooooon, Tango, I know what to say!" Zed reassured, smiling, "But, I do think we should make it a bit more interesting! I-I mean, I don't want to go up there and sound robotic, you know?"

Tango, normally, had yellow hair, that could change into different colors depending on how hot he got. Since he could control fire and such, his hair would change colors to match the fire type and, sometimes, it could even turn on fire. His skin was pale with a bit of a blue tint, his nails sharpened into claws. He wore a black crop top and black shorts, long black heeled boots. He also had black belts wrapped around his waist with golden buckles, black cloth to create an overskirt. (Art of Tango by @/lunarcrown)

"I get that, babe, but this is serious." Tango reminded him, "You can't go up there and squeal and giggle the whole time. It's adorable, yes, but not all sinners are going to trust and believe in your project unless you look serious and you know what you're doing."

"I told you through a fit of excited squeals."

"Yeah, and I listened because I know and believe in you." The demon motioned to the others, "These sinners don't. They don't know you, they barely know your older brother, and they certainly won't believe in you at first. It's why you gotta go up there, show them who's in charge, and act like this plan is full-proof!"

"But we don't know if it is..." Zed reminded.

"Your right, and neither do they." Tango booped his nose, "Which is our advantage. No one knows if this works, but if we act like we're the experts, people believe."

"Prince Zedaph? Five minutes before we're live." A demon called.

Tango smiled at the blonde, kissing his forehead, "You got this! I'll be right behind the camera, so if you need me?"

Zed nodded, smiling, "Don't worry, I got this!"

He turned around, walking to the desk and smiling, offering his hand, "Hi, I'm Zed-"

"Katherine Killjoy." The female anchor hissed, "You can put that away. I would say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie." She then sneered, "Look, my time is money, so I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffery couldn't make it to his cannibal cooking segment! You may be some royal bigshot, but that doesn't mean shit to me! I'm too rich and influential to giving a flying fuck about some tux wearing demon 'prince'-" (she put "prince" in quotations, as if Zed wasn't one) "-wants to advertise."

Zed narrowed his eyes, "Listen-"

Katherine leaned forward, glaring, "So don't get cute with me, or I'll fucking break you!"

"And we're live!"

Katherine zoomed to her seat, tilting her head so much, it sounded like she broke it, "Welcome back!" Once Zed was sat down, she spoke again, "So, Zedaph!"

The blonde's eyes twitched as he smiled awkwardly, "It's Zed-"

"Whatever! Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!"

"Welllllll..." Zed looked around at the demons, Tango standing by the camera man with a smile and thumbs up. He smiled and took a deep breath as he spoke, "As most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I tried to see the good in everything around me. Hell is my home and you are my people. We just went through another extermination and we lost so many souls! It breaks my heart seeing my people being slaughtered every year!" He slammed his fist on the table, sighing, "No one is even given a chance and I can no longer stand idly by when the place I call home, the place I love, is constantly being destroyed!"

He stood up, smiling, "So, I've been thinking, isn't there a more humane way to hinder Hell's overpopulation? Perhaps we can find a new alternative way to save souls through redemption? I think yes, and that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

Everyone was silent, staring at the man.

Everyone outside stared at the TV.

One in particular tilted his head in curiosity.

Everyone in the news station... started laughing.

Zed shrunk in on himself as Tango moved to stand beside him, his blue hair turning into flames as he glared at everyone.

"What in the nine circles makes you think a single person in hell would give two shits about becoming a 'better person?!'" Katherine cackled, "You have no proof that this actually works and you want people to be good just because?!"

"You have no proof it doesn't work!" Tango hissed, flames surrounding his body, "Besides, we already have a patron who's showing incredible improvement!"

"Ooooooh, and who might that be~?" Katherine sneered.

Tango leaned forward, intentionally burning her wooden table with a smirk, "Oh, just someone named, SmallishBeans."

"The pornstar?" Joey asked.

"You fucking would, Joey." Katherine glared before snickering, "In any case, that's hardly an accomplishment! I'm sure you can get that hooker to do anything with enough lube and sugar!"

Tango continued to burn her table, the woman looking ready to scratch his eyes out as he drew little doodles, "I beg to differ."

Zed also perked up, smirking, "He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now!"

"Breaking news!"

Katherine perked up before she smirked, pushing the men away, "We just received word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed!"

They turned to the TV and Tango pinched his temples as he tried to control himself, Zed muttering out, "Oh shit."

"Oh shit, indeed!" Katherine exclaimed, "It appears the one to join is none other than porn actor Joel, aka, SmallishBeans!" She looked at the two, "What a juicy coincidence! I bet you feel real stupid right now! How does it feel to be a total and utter failure?!"

She began laughing, everyone did, once more.

Tango tried to control himself as Zed clenched his fists.

The prince looked at Tango with glowing red eyes, "Fucking, show them who's boss."

Tango smirked, his teeth sharpening to points, "Gladly."

He jumped across the table, lighting everything on fire as he began to beat Katherine and Joey.

***

The prince and his boyfriend sat in a limo, across from the other sinner. The sinner had brown hair with a green streak in the middle of his hair, matching his green eyes and green antenna. He wore a long white and light green suit blazer, the top unbuttoned and showing off his muscular chest. He had black shorts and long, knee length black heeled boots. To top it off, he had green transparent fairy wings on his back.

They watched as he rolled the window up and down, clearly in his own little world. Eventually, he seemed to notice the two were staring at him.

The brunette stopped, leaned back, and shrugged, "What?"

"'What?' 'WHAT?!'" Tango screamed, his hair turning to blue, almost purple flames, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, JOEL?!"

"Ugh, I had too, I owed Sausage a solid!" Joel huffed, "Isn't that one of those 'redeeming qualities'? Helping friends and all that?!"

Zed leaned into the window with a groan as Tango reprimanded him, "Not in turf wars that result in genocide?!"

"Meh, you win some, you loose a few hundred!"

"Joel, that was really not cool." Zed groaned, "You just... You made us look like jokes!"

"Nah, chill out, jokes are funny! I made you all look sad and pathetic!"

"Oh, cause that's any better?!" Tango growled.

"Look, I had to!" Joel argued, "My reputation was on the line! You know what people would say if they found out I was trying to go clean?! Not to mention, people would know where I am and try to break into the hotel to get some of me! Do you want a whole mob down there?"

"Listen, if you want to stay here, you need to take this shit seriously!" Tango demanded, walking towards the brunette, "We're not going to give you a free room, free food, free whatever else if all you do is fuck around! So, you either sit down, buckle the fuck up, and try to redeem yourself and help the hotel's reputation, that you burned to cinder!" He glared, flames coming out of his mouth, "Got it?"

Joel groaned, "Okay, fine, whatever."

"C-Calm down, Tango." Zed offered his hand, Tango moving to sit beside him again, "I-It's not over yet, we can still try! It'll be okay!"

The limo stopped at the hotel and the three went inside. Tango flopped on the couch with a groan, Joel grabbing a popsicle and sitting in a chair. Zed groaned and went to go upstairs, only to stop.

Someone knocked on the door.

He walked towards it and opened the door.

In front of him stood a tall dirty blonde man with his eyes closed, wearing a blue striped coat with dark blue sleeves, the coat falling to his knees. Underneath the coat, he wore a white dress shirt with a black upside down cross on the chest, as if to resemble a tie, long black dress pants with bright blue cuffs. Over his feet, he wore black heeled boots that rested under his pants. Behind his back, he held a long thin cane with a sentient vintage style microphone attached to it.

The whole time, he smiled.

Zed shrunk a little as the man opened his eyes. He had black sclera with blue eyes, staring down at the prince.

"HELLO!" He spoke, his voice altered to sound like that of a broadcast.

Zed shut the door on instinct, "Uh, Tango?"

"Whaaaaat?" The flame demon groaned.

"The Radio Demon is at the door!"

[hikennosabo]

#tristampparty day 8, episode 8: our home

okay i was very busy (read: distracted) today so i'm posting this late but LET'S GOOOO

let's start out with some psychic damage targeting me personally 👍 my heart hurts so much already

thinking about how both young vash and nai relate to food... they have opposite needs, but it must be an isolating experience for both of them. nai is different from vash and rem, vash is different from nai and other plants... they're both in between humans and plants without really belonging to either.

nai specifically, though... he doesn't seem happy that rem made him food, but it might be equally isolating if he was the only one who didn't get served food... so it's awkward either way. rem did the best she could.

what if i died right now

the geranium on the table... is it... i wonder... if rem put it there for tesla...

LOOK AT HIM HES SO HAPPY AND HE LOVES HIS MOM SO MUCH :((((((((

i don't know what it is but something about the footprints is getting to me, man. the way that nai's go on ahead of vash...

is it the composition maybe. nai's footprints leading down to the bottom of the frame... down... fallen angel... etc etc am i just making things up- no i'm right. i'm right.

brad is the one who noticed vash... even though he acted pretty hostile to him for a while after... he's the one who saved him... i wonder if that's some of the reason for his hostility? like if vash did turn out to be dangerous brad would have been the one responsible... idk

also brad is voiced by junichi suwabe my beloved

this has gotta be an orange original, right? we never learn how plants are made in the manga...

"sinners"... i've heard that word before... wait a sec...

here!! the EoM broadcast right at the start of episode 5!! what does it mean...

why would scientists call themselves Sinners, as like a formal(?) group name(??) is it because they know they're playing god by studying plants? i wonder about the radio program, too. here it could simply be referring to humanity as a whole, but then why the capital S? conrad is the one who ties this all together... the "team leader," huh...

"plant research," huh...

(insert "she should've been at the club" joke here)

much to think about. lying about nai being dead yes but. not the only thing he's keeping from them. "just one" more independent?

brad is so mean sometimes, lol... tbh i think they really nailed his personality. his role in the story and his relationship with vash are both very different than in the manga but he's still recognizably brad, and i think that's cool. it shows orange really understands the core of his character.

it's probably natural that this is the first question she asks, but it's also kind of mean... not on purpose ofc, but it probably hurts a lot for him to be asked that, especially now...

also vash isn't eating again. his unhealthy relationship with food... not eating as a form of self-harm... when we got reminded just at the beginning of this episode that it's something he needs to do. i remember reading a meta post a while back about his relationship with food but idk if i have it in me to try and find it right now...

once again glad i can watch this in hd so i can notice that vash covers his ears when luida says this hahahahahaha (<- in pain)

we see the one on the left the most so we need to look at the other family photos for a second. they're so cute what the heck... rem's big smile in the bottom right one... and i see both vash and nai are right-handed... *jots that down*

wasn't there a theory post about vash's number tally on the walls. i don't remember what it said.

she asked "who did this" so she knew it wasn't something like a computer error. Did She Know.

ohhh sister i'm so sorry but no they will not be

this is such a blink-and-you-miss-it, but brad shielding vash from this guy is really sweet. because as we've seen the other residents of the ship haven't exactly been nice to vash. brad's been mean too but he's just... a tsundere, really.

sorry this post lacks substance, there is probably a lot more to say but my brain just isn't working at full capacity and i need to go to bed

mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah. up until now the only clear, non-obstructed shots of nai's face were from when he was a little kid. he's still young here, and the shot itself is pretty dark, but here he is... the boy...

next episode is going to kill me dead! goodnight

[alloftheimaginesblog]

Plus Size Series Masterlist

up to date as of 08/08/2022

*** - fics with this next to it means that they've just been added to list!

under the cut is all of the plus size reader inserts i've done!

STRANGER THINGS

Steve Harrington

It's Getting Hot In Here {NSFW}: It’s the middle of summer and Steve makes sure you know that you don’t have to hide your body from him.

Prom Queen of My Heart: Steve Harrington is obviously going to be voted Prom King. You know it’s tradition for Prom King and Queen to dance together but instead of dancing with Abigail Wickers, Steve comes to you, his plus size girlfriend, and chooses to dance with you instead.

Not Theirs: You're getting picked on at school and Steve steps up to defend you.

"You're basically a marshmallow, perfect for cuddling."

"I think the condom broke." NSFW

***Order's Up: Steve pretty much falls for you on the spot as you order ice-cream.***

Eddie Munson

Gotta Believe: Eddie overhears you getting bullied for your weight so he steps in and shuts it down.

***Pretty Eyes Series Masterlist: A series of one shots between Eddie and plus size reader***

***Three Times: You happen to bump into Eddie Munson three times and you start to see a different side to him.***

***Panic: Eddie knows you best and he's the one who helps when the panic starts to creep up.***

***Lose Control NSFW: Things get heated between you and Eddie when you decide to strip tease for him. ***

***The Bet: During a Dungeons and Dragons game, everything comes down to you.***

***Fake Boyfriends Don't Stay Fake For Long: You ask Eddie Munson to be your fake boyfriend to make your ex-boyfriend jealous.***

***Gotta Believe: Eddie overhears you getting bullied for your weight so he steps in and shuts it down.***

***Five More Minutes: Eddie loves to sleep and he loves to cuddle.

***Let Me Show You NSFW: You pull away from Eddie due to insecurities, he sets out to bring you back.***

MARVEL

Peter Parker MCU

So I Like This Girl...: You always thought you were the ‘fat friend’ but Peter thinks you’re more the ‘out of his league love interest’.

Peter Parker (TASM)

A Little Longer: Sometimes all Peter Parker needs is a day in bed with you.

Migraine: You have a migraine and Peter tries to make you feel better.

Overwhelmed: Peter's there to remind you to breathe when you need it most.

One Look (NSFW): Peter knows exactly how to get you hot and bothered.

I Got You: "You're not hurting me, you're not heavy. I've got you, love."

Plucking Up The Courage: Peter returns to his universe hopeful and filled with a new sense of optimism so he decides to ask out the cute school teacher he sees in the coffee shop.

Pet Names (NSFW): You have a thing for pet names and Peter has a thing for you.

Bucky Barnes

Favourite Place to Sleep: Bucky has a favourite place to sleep when he's with you.

"Another bad date?"

You'd Be Prettier If...: Bucky Barnes, a complete stranger, overhears how bad your date is going so he steps in.

Life Without Colour Series: Soulmate AU Steve/Reader/Bucky

One Day: "I just wish you saw yourself the way I see you."

That Same Love: Bucky comforts you when you feel horrible in a dress you'll be wearing to a family event.

Matt Murdock

Forgive Me Father (NSFW): You and Matt are friends. You visit his church and he suggests that the two of you go into confessional, adopting the role of the sinner the priest. Turns out, you spill all of your secrets about your feelings for him and you both become sinners that night.

Thor

Unworthy: You feel insecure and keep comparing yourself to others, Thor's there to comfort you.

Steve Rogers

Let Me Feel You NSFW: His favourite part of you is your curves.

Life Without Colour Series: Soulmate AU Steve/Reader/Bucky

Embrace: You have stretch marks and Steve makes you realise how beautiful they are.

Tony Stark

Stupid Sometimes: Tony Stark praises your curves, with no ill intent, but it upsets you because of past experiences. Once he realises that he’s upset you, he tries to show you he’s sorry.

Wanda Maximoff

Shapes and Sizes: Wanda makes you feel better about yourself, no matter what size you are.

Pietro Maximoff

Comfortable With Me: You and Pietro have been together for a while and he tries to make you more comfortable being naked around him.

Peter Maximoff (X-Men)

Absolutely Beautiful: Peter comforts you after you get bullied for your weight.

Loki

Divine: Loki buys you a new dress.

When A Trickster Meets A Trickster: You’re a trickster but Loki doesn’t know it so you mess with him for your own entertainment.

INDIANA JONES

Indiana Jones

Your Sad Nest: "It's not a nest." "Honey, you've grabbed all the blankets in the house. It's a nest." "I'm just sad and want to be cosy!"

Jealousy Suits You (NSFW): Indy sees you dressed up in an evening gown for the first time, he's in awe, but he's not the only one. He can't help but be a little unhappy at all the attention you're receiving.

Heels and Ladders: Those library ladders are dangerous, especially in heels.

All You Could Do: You sleep over at Indy's, it's the first time you find out he has nightmares. Some of the stuff he's seen has left a lasting impact, all you can do is hold him.

Stupid, Crazy Love: You mention Indy in the foreword dedication of your latest book. Your students keep asking not just you to sign it, but him as well. He keeps drawing little hearts with your initials in.

Let Me Help: You’re incredibly stressed between writing your most recent research paper, taking classes, helping with dissertations and thesis’, you’re running yourself into the ground and Indy takes notice and tries to help you relax.

You're Never Helping Again: A follow up to ‘Let Me Help’ in which it’s made apparently clear that Indy definitely overestimated his ability to teach the gendered nuances of Victorian Medical practice or something. All your students demand that you never let him teach one of their lessons again, He pretends that it went effortlessly and was the best lesson he’s ever taught.

Coffee and a Muffin on a Monday Morning: The students have a betting pool on when you’re going to get together with Professor Jones, some decide to ‘motivate’ the two of you.

Above and Beyond: During a lesson, you have a rude and arrogant student who makes you doubt your authority and ability to teach, Indy is there to remind you how good you are at your job.

Recognition: You know it’s love when he buys every book you’ve ever written and places them pride of place in his office.

Reminding You: The pencil skirt is the only clean skirt left in your wardrobe. You have to admit to yourself when you catch Indy staring, your butt does look good in it.

Say It Again: You find out his first names actually Henry and that Indiana was his dogs name. You think it’s cute. He doesn’t mind being called Henry when you say it.

Periods Through Different Time Periods: You're on your period, life sucks, Indy stays round. You wake up covered in blood. He makes things easier though, good thing he doesn't mind blood.

Never Again: You agree to go on a nice, simple, normal archaeological dig with Indy. Except it's never simple is it? Good thing the man's good with a gun and a whip.

Secret's Out: You're a fellow lecturer at the university.

THE 100

John Murphy

Be Both: When you're bullied for your weight, Murphy steps in.

STAR WARS

Obi-Wan Kenobi

***Worth More: You're insecure about your weight and Obi-Wan comforts you. ***

BROOKLYN NINE NINE

Jake Peralta

I See Everything: You're not used to receiving so many compliments.

THE HOBBIT

Kili

No Comparisons: You’re the only female member of the Company and Kili accidentally sees you bathing in the river.

HARRY POTTER

Charlie Weasley

"You're not hurting me, you're not heavy. I've got you, love."

Beach Bods: On a day trip to the beach with the Weasleys, Charlie is the one who helps you get over your body insecurities.

Trust Me Love: You think you’re too heavy to go on a horse ride, Charlie takes you on a dragon ride instead.

Summer Mornings (NSFW): You're a friend of the twins and spend summers at the Burrow. One summer, you and Charlie grow close and something blooms on those summer mornings.

"How many times do I have to tell you, you're beautiful no matter what!"

Ron Weasley

Care About Mine: Someone makes a comment about your weight so you decide to skip breakfast, it’s Ron who notices.

Fred Weasley

Princess: Fred asks you to the ball and treats you like the most beautiful one there.

Draco Malfoy

Five Years: You and Draco reminisce about your years at Hogwarts.

Blaise Zabini

Be My Date: Blaise Zabini finds you fascinating and asks you to the Yule Ball. You reject him thinking that he’s making fun of you but he goes out of his way to show you that he’s serious.

[viktorxsheep]

i have not posted plsss i don’t even have an excuse, so have…this. I do not write for this character by the way, i’m doing this for fun and as practice.

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ALASTOR X READER HEADCANONS

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• When you see radio demon, you don’t think “ohh loving husband dude” or “aww he’s a softie” nope, that’s the opposite of what you assume.

• and people are right! he’s not a nice man, and he definitely isn’t a guy who will be soft or anything. Unless it’s you, that’s an exception.

• At the start of the relationship he wasn’t very touchy feely, but the more you talked to him and the more he spent with you? now if you don’t hug and kiss him before he goes for work he’s just going to be disappointed and annoyed.

• he was raised in the 1920s, he’s going to buy you so many roses and declare his love in dramatic fashion. There’s no space for some boring and lame “giving them a card” gift like people do nowadays, where is the love?!

• as an extra point, he’s going to rant so much about how radios are a thousand times better than TVS so be prepared for having that chat at ungodly hours of the night.

“y/n…i heard a sinner listen to a podcast, a PODCAST! this is the replacement for radios now? where is the charm? the emotion? this simply cannot do, this is exactly why radios are better in every way!!”

• likes to tease you, but makes sure not to go too far. He’s had too many people run off already on him because they were scared and he just wanted to be friends or something. He wouldn’t want his partner to just leave him

• as if he would let you anyways, a little bit of obsessive tendencies? check. Though he keeps it down, he always makes sure he has a shadow with you so you’re safe.

•if you have a small injury like a scratch, he will happily bandage and kiss it better.

• he cooks a lot, from gumbo to dirty rice to different creole dishes!! he will make things like the holy trinity along with jambalaya as that is a staple. PLEASE let him teach you how to make étouffée, he’ll hold your hands and guide you. Is his tail wagging? yes

• surprisingly clingy, though he dosent show much PDA other than holding hands or linking arms. He loves to be close to you, and hasn’t went more than 24 hours from atleast popping in to say hi and giving you a small kiss kiss (or more if you desire, since he’ll happily oblige)

• sometimes dosent get why you’re sad, so that’s something that you’ll need to work on. He has alot of toxic positivity, but he’ll work on it for you. He’s gotten better at comforting you too, he’s always observing if you’re enjoying yourself or not.

•he will get a phone, but a very crappy flip phone from the 90s. This is the most he will go, he only uses it for communication purposes and if he REALLY needs to find you. (this dosent happen often because he’s always hanging around you somehow)

• not the super jealous type. he’s overprotective, yes but not too jealous. However he occasionally will get jealous of new technology, or just in general. Make sure to cuddle with him afterwards and he’ll be fine in a jiffy.

• unless there was someone who flirted with you, yeah they gotta go. If a person hurts you, they’re going to have their head flung off their body faster than they could blink.

• in conclusion, he loves you!! he makes sure to remind you whenever he can.

[kipocricyy]

VIEW FULL PLAYLIST  - 976 E. 132nd Pl. Chicago, IL

what’s a song you can put on repeat & never get tired of ?

   no role modelz j. cole - “no role models and i’m here right now, no role models to speak of. searching through my memory, my memory, i couldn’t find one, last night i was getting my feet rubbed.”

a song that instantly lifts your mood when you’re sad

   reel it in amine - “and i’m tired of being humble, b*tch i feel no way. this that young, young sh*t i may pull up to your bitch like, reel it in. i got the bag tell a friend.”

your favorite song from your all-time favorite artist 

   villuminati j. cole - “please forgive, according the preacher man, he need jesus in him. but the devil run the tv, so the demons in him. im in trouble, did a deal with the devil, now i’m pleading with him… like ‘give my soul…i ain’t letting you go again.”

a song that inspires or motivates you

   finish line chance the rapper - “ but who would think the raps would turn into racks? don’t matter, matter fact, it could happen to you. scars on my head i’m the boy who lived. the boy love playing when the boy too sick, reclining on a prayer, i’m declining the help. i’ve been lying to my body, can’t rely on myself.”

what’s a song that reminds you of someone ?

   so high doja cat - “blow, weed, pop x, speedin’ up the heartbeat bangin’ in the chest. when you put it on me, you relieve my stress.  you got me so high, takin’ deep, deep breaths. you get me so high, you get me so high. i know you ain’t a drug but you get me so high.”

the song that gets you in the mood to party

   paramedic! sob x rbe - “california, california, and i’m heavy in these streets. if you don’t keep a pole, how you ready when it’s beef? .22. or .23, i’m heavy with the heat. hit you with this chop, paramedics can’t save you. really in field? come on bro, i know that ain’t you. 2018, hell nah, i ain’t gon’ fade you. gon’ paint you, tde and sob we can’t lose.”

your guilty pleasure

   typa girl braveheart - “typa girl that you wish for when you blow the candles out. typa girl that you wanna bring back to ya mama house. typa girl who don’t ask for what she want she takin’ out. typa girl who got bags in same quality as chanel.”

a song that’s out of your typical music preference

   backyard boy claire rosinkranz - “and we’ll turn the volume up to some good boy band tunes. love to feel the fresh air, i can feel your eyes stare. and i’m not gonna lie, i get a little bit scared. and my heart is on wings, i’m living in dreams and at the top of our lungs, we sing.”

what do you listen to when you’re in love ?

   #1 heebiejeebies amine x kehlani - “just for you i might jeoprodize. my whole life i might sacrifice. the way you look is like ‘woah.’ got me locked in i’m hypnotized. shakira-like and these hips don’t lie. say i don’t, but i always try.”

   #2 best part h.e.r. x daniel caesar - “it’s the sunrise, and those brown eyes, yes. you’re the one that i desire. when we wake up, and we make love, it makes me feel so nice. you’re my water when i’m stuck in the desert. you’re my tylenol i take when my head hurts. you’re the sunshine of my life. i just want to see how, beautiful you are. you know that i see it, i know you’re a star. where you go i follow, no matter how far. if life is a movie, then you’re the best part.”

 do you have song you’ve listened to all your childhood ?

   a long walk jill scott - “your background, it ain’t squeaky clean, but sometime we all gotta swim upstream. you ain’t no saint, we all are sinner. but you put your good foot down and made your soul a winner. i respect that, man you’re so phat, and you’re all that, plus supreme. then you’re humble? man i’m numb yo, with feeling, i can feel everything that you bring.”

is there a song your parent/sibling/friend/etc. introduced you to that you love ?

   streets doja cat - “we play our fantasies out in real life ways. no final fantasy, can we end these games though? you give me energy, make me feel light weight, like birds of a feather, baby, we were made for each other. and it’s hard to keep my cool, when other b*tches try to get with my dude, and when other chickens try to get in my coop. cause you’re a one in a million there ain’t a man like you.”

a song you didn’t expect to like

   rules doja cat - “break some bread up, you know that butter my biscuit. you ain’t talk money, then really that’s none of my business. i don’t even need these lenses, 20 on 20 my vision. bad yellow b*tch with her on on they prize, but, but, you know i ain’t no minion.”

what song would be your ‘intro’ music ?

   #1 emperor’s new clothes panic! at the disco - “welcome to the end of eras, ice has melted back to life. done my time and served my sentence, dress me up and watch me die. if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. dynasty decapitated, you just my see a ghost tonight. and if you don’t know, now you know.”

   #2 i might need security chance, the rapper - “i bought the chicagoist just to run you racists b*tches out of business. speakin’ of racists, f*ck your microaggressions. i’ll make you fix your words like a typo suggestion. pat me on the back too hard and pat’ll ask for your job, and in unrelated news, someone’ll beat your ass at your job.”

   #3 amari j. cole -  “out of the concrete was a rose, and windows was cold. had to go over and stand by the stove. we from the southeast, know know. this where the cops creep real slow. won’t vote, but mob deep with the poles. i punch the time sheet, not no more. now my assigned seat is throne.”

what song best represents your outward look —  or your attitude towards life ?

   king of the clouds panic! at the disco - “when i fall to rise, with stardust in my eyes, in the backbone of matter, i’m combustible dust. in the fire when i can’t sleep, awake, i’m too tired,. this old world, this old world.”

the song with your favorite lyrics

    the climb back j. cole - “every body mentions, suicide prevention, man, they even got a hotline. to call up when there’s tension, but i got a question, what about a f*cking homicide? need a number to call for my, for my to call whenever there’s a urge to get the triggers involved. need an number for my, for my to call, whenever there’s a urge to get the triggers involved.”

[clicktogether]

Hamilton Edition

BOLD all that apply to your muse. Italicize all that somewhat applies to your muse.

The world’s gonna know your name / There’s a million things I haven’t done / You gotta fend for yourself / You could never back down. You never learned to take your time / I may have punched him. It’s a blur / He looked at me like I was stupid. I’m not stupid / We’re worth more than anyone bargained for / Talk less. Smile more / Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead / If you stand for nothing, what’ll you fall for? / I am not throwing away my shot / I’m young, scrappy, and hungry / I probably shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish / The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish / Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me / I will lay down my life if it sets us free / You and I, do or die / Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth / They’ll tell the story of tonight / Raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away / You want a revolution? I want a revelation / Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now / Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution / I’d rather be divisive than indecisive / I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love / I will fight the fight and win the war / Any hope of success is fleeting / Dying is easy. Living is harder / I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight / Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!” / I remember that night, I just might regret that night for the rest of my days / I have never been satisfied / Love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / When they died they left no instructions, just a legacy to protect / Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / I am the one thing in life I can control / I am not standing still, I am lying in wait / Stay alive ‘til this horror show is past / We have a war to fight, let’s move along / My name’s been through a lot, I can take it / I am more than willing to die / Just stay alive, that would be enough / I made every mistake / I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory / The world turned upside down / It’s much harder when it’s all your call / Domestic life was never quite my style / Keep on fighting in the meantime / I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it / Now what I’m going to say may sound indelicate /  I hadn’t slept in a week / Show me how to say no to this / Do we not fight for freedom? / You don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess / I looked up and the town had its eyes on me / I wrote my way out of hell / I will choose her happiness over mine every time / I knew you were mine.    You said you were mine. I thought were mine / Be careful with that one, love, he will do what it takes to survive / The world has no right to my heart / I hope that you burn /  I can’t have that, I’m making my father proud / Mom, I’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me / There is suffering too terrible to name / And I pray… that never used to happen before / There is a grace too powerful to name / But I won’t apologize for doing what’s right / I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up / You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story  

[hismentor]

Hamilton Edition

BOLD all that apply to your muse. Italicize all that somewhat applies to your muse.

The world’s gonna know your name / There’s a million things I haven’t done / You gotta fend for yourself / You could never back down. You never learned to take your time / I may have punched him. It’s a blur / He looked at me like I was stupid. I’m not stupid / We’re worth more than anyone bargained for / Talk less. Smile more / Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead / If you stand for nothing, what’ll you fall for? / I am not throwing away my shot / I’m young, scrappy, and hungry / I probably shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish / The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish / Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me / I will lay down my life if it sets us free / You and I, do or die / Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth / They’ll tell the story of tonight / Raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away / You want a revolution? I want a revelation / Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now / Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution / I’d rather be divisive than indecisive / I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love / I will fight the fight and win the war / Any hope of success is fleeting / Dying is easy. Living is harder / I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight / Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!” / I remember that night, I just might regret that night for the rest of my days / I have never been satisfied / Love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / When they died they left no instructions, just a legacy to protect / Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / I am the one thing in life I can control / I am not standing still, I am lying in wait / Stay alive ‘til this horror show is past / We have a war to fight, let’s move along / My name’s been through a lot, I can take it / I am more than willing to die / Just stay alive, that would be enough / I made every mistake / I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory / The world turned upside down / It’s much harder when it’s all your call / Domestic life was never quite my style / Keep on fighting in the meantime / I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it / Now what I’m going to say may sound indelicate /  I hadn’t slept in a week / Show me how to say no to this / Do we not fight for freedom? / You don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess / I looked up and the town had its eyes on me / I wrote my way out of hell / I will choose her happiness over mine every time / I knew you were mine.  You said you were mine. I thought were mine / Be careful with that one, love, he will do what it takes to survive / The world has no right to my heart / I hope that you burn /  I can’t have that, I’m making my father proud / Mom, I’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me / There is suffering too terrible to name / And I pray… that never used to happen before / There is a grace too powerful to name / But I won’t apologize for doing what’s right / I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up / You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story

[queer-disabled-activist]

Jon Cain: Journey songs about being a bad bf/very soppy masterlist

I got the idea last night of making this list and I think it is genius. Jon Cain is the ballad and soppy songs royal. Before he came into the band they wrote sexy songs, when he arrived it became ballads and songs about Jon being a bad boyfriend. I will explore in chronological order from “Escape” to “Arrival” I haven’t familiarised myself that much with “Revelation” and “Eclipse” yet, and after all; 5 albums will give us a lot of material of soppy and Jon complaining about being a bad boyfriend. I will find key lyrics, kinda to prove that Jon is the soppy, bad boyfriend royal complainer. This will be the longest list yet. Except for “Faithfully” Jon didn’t write the songs alone, will list the songwriters to each song as well, but you can tell that he has the most influence. My opinions about how I interpret the song is my own, you may feel otherwise; music feels different to as all after all. Lets start, and enjoy!

Escape

- “Who’s Crying Now” (J Cain/S Perry)

One of his first soppy bad boyfriend songs.In this one he made his girlfriend cry then he also started to cry, I imagine it was bc he wanted sympathy. The song is okay, but not my fave; none of the ballads really are. Key lyrics:

“One love, feeds the fire One heart, burns desire I wonder who's crying now? Two hearts, born to run Who'll be the lonely one? I wonder who's crying now?”

- “Open Arms” - (J Cain/S Perry)

This is Journey’s highest charting hit, peaking at nr. 2 at the Billboard Hot 100, can you believe? Because I can’t. It is soppy. It’s about Jon and his girlfriend who has drifted apart, he wants her back of course, for his own selfish reasons I bet. Girl please, don’t go back into his “Open Arms”. Key lyrics:

“Living without you, living alone This empty house seems so cold Wanting to hold you Wanting you near How much I wanted you home”

Frontiers

We have arrived at the sexless album. There is no sex here, only Jon being soppy.

- “Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)”(J Cain/S Perry)

This is one of their heavier songs, but it’s still full of the soppy and Jon assuring that he will be the best bf ever this time around, don’t believe him. Key lyrics:

“Someday, love will find you Break those chains that bind you One night will remind you How we touched and went our separate ways

If he ever hurts you True love won't desert you You know I still love you Though we touched and went our separate ways”

- “Send Her My Love” (J Cain/S Perry)

This as “Faithfully” is basically the same songs with some different wording. This woman was smart enough to break up with him because he was on the road and not there for her though, which I applaud. Key lyrics:

“The same hotel, the same old room I'm on the road again She needed so much more Than I could give

We knew our love could not pretend Broken hearts can always mend”

- “Chain Reaction” (J Cain/N Schon/S Perry)

One of the heavier songs again, make no mistake though. In this one he’s blaming a woman for the chain reaction at that she made him go through all these changes, like bitch; that is your own responsibility Jon.

“In motion, it's on her way The red light Somebody's got to pay Those changes She put you through Long, long distance You're overdue”

- “After The Fall” (J Cain/ S Perry)

In this one he atleast admits that he’s been a shitty boyfriend, which is a first, but he also wallows in self pitty. If you cannot make time to send your gf a Valentines card when you’re out on the road there’s something wrong with your priorities Jon. Key lyrics:

“But a head strong stubborn man Only works it out the best he can Valentines he never sent There's not enough time he's a working man

Can't stop falling Heartaches calling Finds you after the fall Saints or sinners Take no prisoners What's left - after you fall No not much no”

- “Faithfully” (J Cain)

The soppiest song of them all. It’s Jon complaining about being a bad bf bc he’s out touring all the time and he tries to assure his woman that he is faithfull, which is probably true because Jon is not really a catch. Jon wrote this song entierly on his own, it shows. That is also why I cannot get myself to listen to this song. Key lyrics:

“Oh, oh, oh, oh Faithfully, I'm still yours I'm forever yours Ever yours, faithfully”

Raised On Radio

- “Girl Can’t Help it” (J Cain/S Perry/N Schon)

This song is about a girl needing more than her man (Jon I pressume) I do not blame her. Key lyrics:

“The girl can't help it, she needs more He hasn't found what he's lookin' for They're still standing in the rain He can't help it, and she's just that way”

- “Positive Touch” (J Cain/S Perry/N Schon)

By the title you might think that the man is talking about his gf’s positive touch, but no. Cheating is not cool Jon. Key lyrics:

“Emergency breakthrough There's no way to reach you There's somebody else I'll turn to

She (she's) has got the positive touch (touch) She's bringing love back to me, yeah, back to me. I said-- She, (she's) to me means so much (much) She's saving it all for me, yeah”

- “Suzanne” (J Cain/S Perry)

This was on the sex mentions list, but it deserves a place here to. This is about Suzanne who has become famous and the man wondering if she still remembers him. Let it go Jon, she has gone on living her best life. Key lyrics:

“Remember...our last September... Suzanne, so far away Remember Suzanne, those summer nights with me Suzanne, don't walk away, I love you Suzanne I'm still callin' you Suzanne...no no no no no remember Those summer nights with me, those summer nights”

- “Once You Love Somebody” (J Cain/ S Perry/ N Schon)

This is about love and how hard it can be. Jon sops over that it can hurt, so, so much. Key lyrics:

“How can lovers just turn and walk away Loneliness is an edge that cuts both ways So easy to fall So hard to get over”

- “Happy To Give” (J Cain/ S Perry)

Jon is complaining about heartache and that he needs someone who will be “happy to give”, don’t give it to him, he will hurt you. Key lyrics:

“ Where is the one, someone who's happy (happy to give) Happy to be with you, it's where you belong, with someone Who's happy (happy to give) happy to give you love”

- “I’ll Be Alright Without You” (J Cain/ S Perry/N Schon)

Jon has been a shitty bf, the woman has broken up with him and now he’s complaining. Key lyrics:

“I've been thinking 'bout the times You walked out on me There were moments I'd believe, you were there Do I miss you, or am I lying to myself again I do these things (It's all because of you) I keep holding on, but I'll try (Try not to think of you) Love don't leave me lonely”

- “It Could Have Been You”  (J Cain/S Perry/N Schon)

Another song where the gf has broken up with him to go on and live her best life, he is once again complaining. Key lyrics:

“We were so close yet so far away I'd reach out, you'd be gone Moments that still talk my breath away There's so much more to life than loving you You don't need me, no...”

Trial By Fire

- “Message Of Love” (John Bettis/J Cain/S Perry/N Schon)

He is ready to give his all to a woman. He is complaining, trying to send her his message of love, also he wants to die apparently. Key lyrics:

“Why, have I waited so long to be there...for you Now, now I'm ready to give everything...to you Now love's here, where are you?” and  “I hear...but I never listen I see...and still I'm blind All alone...lost in the silence, I'm dyin' Baby can you hear me Can you hear me callin' Baby can you hear my Message of love Baby can you hear me Can you hear me callin' Baby can you hear my Message of love”

- “When You Love A Woman” (J Cain/S Perry/N Schon)

This song is a good lind of soppy and I love it. It’s about praising the woman, I am here for it. Key lyrics:

“ When you love a woman You see your world inside her eyes When you love a woman (Well) You know she's standing by your side A joy that lasts forever There's a band of gold that shines Waiting somewhere, oh, yeah”

- “If He Should Break Your Heart” (J Cain/S Perry/ N Schon)

This is about Jon still being in love with a woman that has moved on to another man, good for her. He wants her back (don’t do it) and proclaims that he will be there if he breaks her heart. Apparently they were also in a room together and he has very lonely hands. Key lyrics:

“Is this right I don't care I'm alone with you Here we are, once again you've got someone new Lonely hands, please don't do what you want to do

If he should break your heart I'll always know where you are If you should fall apart I'll be there, I'll be around”

- “Forever In Blue” (J Cain/S Perry N Schon)

This is about Jon falling for a woman that already has a bf, he is heartbroken and complains. Key lyrics:

“And on the night she told me that She had another I was broken by the truth I discovered, I knew oh I knew

Two hearts, reach for each other Once chance, she's like no other I'm lost, lost in the dream of you 'Cause it's true oh I'm forever, forever in blue... in blue”

“Don’t Be Down On Me Baby” (J Cain/S Perry/N Schon)

This is about Jon cheating and complaining that his gf blames him, blame yourself Jon. Key lyrics:

“Those little things, you say I do Well they might be true Tell me what good does it do When things go wrong, I'm the first you blame I try another way, still someone's gotta pay

Don't be down on me baby Down on me girl I get lost sometimes In my crazy world”

- “Still She Cries” (J Cain/S Perry/N Schon)

I love this song with a passion, but it’s still very soppy. He remembers when times were good, and then when times were bad when she cried, bet he hurt her somehow. Key lyrics:

“I wish I could forget I hear her voice in the night, cries of joy We were good, good, good, I still recall how we'd touch, how we'd fall We were good, good, good

Still she cries Somewhere, still she cries No one knows when lovers will walk away”

(I’m hopping over “When I think Of You” bc that’s about Steve’s mother)

- “It’s Just The Rain” (J Cain/S Perry)

This is about touching, but apparently not in a good way bc their souls are dying, they are blaming it on the rain, also it isn’t love it’s the rain that makes them crazy touch; ok. Key lyrics:

“Inside you keep on lyin' Inside your soul is dyin' You still can't hold back Still you can't say good-bye Touch me, touch me crazy How your kiss betrays me It's not the love, it's just the rain

Two broken hearts But not in vain No reasons why, no one's to blame It's not the love, it's just the rain It's just the rain, It's just the rain, It's just the rain, It's just the rain Falling, falling, falling It's just the rain”

- “Baby I’m Leaving You” (J Cain/S Perry N Schon)

This song is shady soppy. He is complaining, she wants to get married, he does not bc he likes the simple things and the moonlight. It’s also suggesting that she’s a hoe anyway bc boys she knew before comes knocking at her door. Steve and Neal has written a song before that suggests that the girl Stevie was dating was a hoe, so that is definitley their doing (”Where Were You”) Key lyrics:

“I like moonlight, simple things Now you want a diamond ring I got news for you Baby I'm leaving you

We both want a love that last Girl you're moving away too fast I live for your fantasy A real love is what I need”

“I Can See It In Your Eyes” (J Cain/S Perry/N Schon)

Jon is mad bc the girl he used to love is sexy. How dare she? She apparently needs to get a life bc she’s sexy. If she’s sexy and has the confidence to strut her sexy legs she’s already living her best life, yes work it gurl! Key lyrics:

“ Baby..Too bad...I used to love you girl I..Don't care..No more about your face No you..Make me mad...The way you cat around With your lips, your legs And all your sexy ways Do you got another lover now Do you think it's me you're foolin' now No..No”

and

“ Oh you...never hear A single word I say No you..turn away Where do you disappear Oh I've had enough You need to get a life It's all..so tired I think I'm out of here”

Arrival

The first album so far with a new lead singer. I adore Steve Augeri and his voice. He’s incredibly talented and has nothing to do with the bands drama. He got an oppurtunity to sing with Journey and he took it, good for you babe. (“Higher Place” is a kind of a soppy track, but it’s one of the only songs on this album that Jon doesn’t have any writing credits on, it’s written by Neal and some other guy, so leaving that out for now, we are here to focus on Jon.)

- “All The Way” (J Cain/S Augeri/N Schon/Taylor Rhodes)

I think this song has sex as a subtext without really mentoning it. He wants her to open up, not pull away or hesitate so he can take her all the way, I assume that means an orgasm. Can you believe? Jon in on writing a sex song? This is unbeliveable. Key lyric:

“Speak your heart and I will listen Don't hold back we'll find what's missing I'll take you all the way Close your eyes and think forever If you believe we go together I'll take you all the way

I'll take you all the way I'll take you all the way”

- “Signs Of Life” (Elizabeth Cain/J Cain/N Schon)

A woman has broken up with a man. He is devestated, sad but also wants to move on. I actually find this to be a good lyric. He is reminising about the good times, accepting the pain and wants to move on, good. Key lyrics:

“Lyin' next to me Were you ever mine Just wasted love and wasted time Did you ever find what you were lookin' for, The nights you took my breath away I'll miss your love Miss your touch, but this holdin' on it hurts too muchNow it's my time to walk away I'll be okay

Tryin' to not think about you I'm not a dead man walkin' without you You know I'll be alright I'm showing signs of life You left me barely breathin' I've had time for the healing Now I've opened my eyes I'm showing signs of life”

- “All The Things”  (Andre Pessis /J Cain/N Schon)

This is a good kind of soppy and I really enjoy this song. It’s praising a woman and basically listing up all the things he loves about her. The writing style is still very soppy, but I enjoy it anyway, that his whole world revolves around this woman is a bit creepy though. Key lyric:

“ My while world revolves around you Changing colors with the moon Keep amazing me I never get enough

You twist the truth still your're sincere To get your way you'll shed a tear Don't need a reason when you're beautiful”

- “Loved By You” (Cain/Hyler/Tribble)

A song about loving a woman in a very soppy way. He is thanking the world, hoping that if he dies the last thing that is said is her name. It is romantic soppy and way over the top, and yeah; it’s a ballad. Key lyric:

“ If I should die before I wake I'll go into the night whispering your name If lying in your arms is the last thing that I do At least I know that I'll be loved by you In about a hundred years from now When all of my love letters are found And someone reads these words I've written only meant for you They'll know how forever came true”

- “I Got A Reason” (Jack Blades /J Cain/N Schon)

He got a reason to feel alive because of a woman, apparently laying all the happines he has in her hands. She is his reason to live. Also there’s some sex her. I think Neal got some out of him, not bad. Key lyric:

“I got a reason to feel alive You put the smile on my face There'll be no more lonely nights in this town Oh no... no... 'cause I got a reason Oh no... no...I want your love... want you to stay... oh yeah You know you got me night and day Every day...”

- “With Your Love” (Elizabeth Cain/J Cain /N Schon)

This is basically a song about the same as in “I Got A reason” and “Loved By You” with different wording, there’s definitley a theme here, and “Arrival” is very ballad driven, Jon is an incredible soppy man and I am starting to get enough. Key lyric:

“On my own I searched for something more In your arms The kiss I've waited for I was lost for words To say what's in my heart Just to be close To the beauty that you are If someone could see To the end of our lives I know they'd find me there By your side”

- “Lifetime of Dreams” (J Cain / Kim Chadwick Tribble/N Schon)

Basically the same as any other ballad on this album, it has the same theme and the same meaning. Jon and Neal really went on the soppy train on this album and Jon is apparently unstoppable. Key lyric:

“When I look in your eyes baby I see a lifetime of dreams come true And I want you to say, that you feel the same Way too The stars in your eyes tell me All my tomorrows will wait for you You're all of my prayers answered My one saving grace is you”

- “Nothin’ Comes Close” (N Schon/J Cain/S Augeri)

Nothin’ comes close to your kiss. What more is there to say? It’s a song about kissing. Key lyric:

“I've been around the world, ain't much that I've missed It don't get much better then this...Oh baby Nothin' comes close to your kiss I've thought I felt it all before One taste and I want more...Oh baby Nothin' comes close to your kiss”

There are more soppy songs on this album that aren’t written by Jon at all, so those we are dropping.

Conclusion: Jon is the soppy master, the bad boyfriend master. I am up to 31 soppy and/or bad boyfriend songs. The count is much higher of course if you add the songs from “Revelation” and “Eclipse” but this is more than enough. I crown him to the bf/husband you never want to have

[kenmas-consoles]

Could I request headcannons for Oikawa, Iwa, Kuroo, and Bokuto with a alpha female girlfriend? I feel like that would be kinda funny, their girlfriend is in charge of them. Thank you!

Honestly i see these simps as someone who actually likes being dominated despite being a very dominating person themselves. Iz my firsy time writing an Omegaverse and i'm still quite unfamiliar with the concept but here we gooooo

Oikawa

This boy is a switch and we all know it

Minus the fact that he also reeks of alpha scent (your alpha scent) so it isn’t quite obvious that he’s an Omega cause he can mask it to make it look like its coming from him

But i mean boi who he kidding he totally gives off submissive omega vibes

Boy get’s turned on when their s/o gets all authoritative

The boy loves it when you get all jealous, he soaks it in everytime you do

He would purposely hang out with his fan girls and maybe flirt a little whenever he feels the need to rile s/o on

Uses it as an excuse to get scented and marked

Honestly is the biggest simp

He loves the fact that your alpha instincts take over when your helping him babysit Takeru you get all motherly and protective

Hates it when you hangout with other Omegas that aren’t him, boy gets whiny

One time his s/o was hanging out with their friends at the mall, Oikawa being at the right place at the right time sees s/o and their group of friends

While he’s walking towards them he realizes you’re making small talk with another group of female omegas who were dare he say it were quaking because of your scent.

He didn’t care if they were female or not cause any other omega he sees that is in anyway attracted to his alpha he sees as a threat

Wouldn’t hesitate to yeet (the girls)himself in and take his alpha away

Iwaizumi

How can he not be an alpha himself

Like just look at him

Although very rare cases they too exists, relationships between two alphas

Play fighting that turns into something really physical and sexually tense

You both are the couple that commands the attention of practically everywhere tou guys go to

Like don’t matter where your pheromones are really really strong mainly because you both are tryna get the other to submit

Always accidentally turning on omegas who are near by cause both your scent are too fricken strong

Arguing only leads up to something more heated and lord save me for I am a sinner for saying it but shit gets fricken steamy

I see Iwa as a reasonable partner but for the life of him will never back down from a challange cause he always gets what he wants so s/o fricken watch out cause the boy doesnt care if you’re an alpha as well cause he’s gonna fricken wreck you

Just. Fucking. Try

Boy thinks its hot when his s/o does but—

He’s always going to want to be the dominant one and he doesn’t care how persistent or threatening his s/o gets

With eyes narrowed, teeth bared and heavy breathing

It’s gonna be a long night

Kuroo

Ayt just imagine it Kuroo as a Beta that gives dom vibes 👀👀

Like I know how Betas are seen as subordinate and kinda low class but it doesnt mean all of them are since Betas are known to be rogue as well cause they challange alphas for top spot sometimes

Boy is naturally drawn into s/o’s dominant side but is since he’s a Beta and can’t get into heat he’s almost immune to his s/o’s scent

Is controlled enough to get cheeky and try to turn the tides

Boy attracts a fair few Betas and Omegas himself and would always cheekily look over at his Alpha s/o almost as if to say “well what are you gonna do about it”

Like Oikawa this boy would rile up his s/o to see how far they can go before they snap

Boy plays innocent though and s/o aint having any of that

He doesnt deny that he likes having her in charge cause in his words

“It’s fucking hot”

I see his s/o as the one who gets jealous easily and try to ward away others who come near Kuroo cause they territorial like that

He thinks its cute tho and he can say that to their face

Always has that stupid smile on his face whenever their out on dates and someone so much as looks in Kuroo’s direction

He’d tell her laughingly to calm down while hugging them or draping an arm over their s/o in reassurance

Smugly thinks he’s “tamed the alpha”

No matter how much of a stray (cat) dog he is he’s only got the hots for s/o

Bokuto

Again i’d like to think of this boy as an alpha himself as well (if you don’t sense alpha energy radiating off of him then you gotta get some help)

He isn’t the typical alpha though

Unlike Iwaizumi though he wouldn’t head on challange his s/o moreover the boy actually kinda enjoys his s/o taking over the reigns

Loves it even

Not all the time though cause he still feels the need to take charge and remind his s/o not to get ahead of themselves since he’s an alpha male

I mean cmon the boy still has his pride and reputation to uphold

Kinda see him as this college jock

Ideally he would like his s/o to be confident, easygoing and demanding (someone who isn’t shy to voice out what they want)

He doesn’t want to take full dominance over his s/o but would never fail to take matters in his own hands when he needs too

The boy also likes feeling that his s/o can depend on him because that’s the way he is

He’s an alpha for pete’s sake

I’m sure s/o wouldn’t mind either since a dominating Bokuto is actually a sight to behold

I peg him as the type of guy who doesnt really care all about this all alpha, beta, omega label

but it doesnt mean that his instincts don’t kick in every now and then

[warwaged-moved]

Reblog and BOLD all that apply to your muse. Hamilton Edition : feel free to change pronouns as needed

The world’s gonna know your name / There’s a million things I haven’t done / You gotta fend for yourself / You could never back down. You never learned to take your time / I may have punched him. It’s a blur / He looked at me like I was stupid. I’m not stupid / We’re worth more than anyone bargained for / Talk less. Smile more / Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead / If you stand for nothing, what’ll you fall for? / I am not throwing away my shot / I’m young, scrappy, and hungry / I probably shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish / The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish / Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me / I will lay down my life if it sets us free / You and I, do or die / Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth / They’ll tell the story of tonight / Raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away / You want a revolution? I want a revelation / Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now / Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution / I’d rather be divisive than indecisive / I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love / I will fight the fight and win the war / Any hope of success is fleeting / Dying is easy. Living is harder / I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight / Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!” / I remember that night, I just might regret that night for the rest of my days / I have never been satisfied / Love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / When they died they left no instructions, just a legacy to protect / Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / I am the one thing in life I can control / I am not standing still, I am lying in wait / Stay alive ‘til this horror show is past / We have a war to fight, let’s move along / My name’s been through a lot, I can take it / I am more than willing to die / Just stay alive, that would be enough / I made every mistake / I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory / The world turned upside down / It’s much harder when it’s all your call / Domestic life was never quite my style / Keep on fighting in the meantime / I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it / Now what I’m going to say may sound indelicate /  I hadn’t slept in a week / Show me how to say no to this / Do we not fight for freedom? / You don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess / I looked up and the town had its eyes on me /  I wrote my way out of hell / I will choose her happiness over mine every time / I knew you were mine. You said you were mine. I thought were mine / Be careful with that one, love, he will do what it takes to survive / The world has no right to my heart / I hope that you burn /  I can’t have that, I’m making my father proud / Mom, I’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me / There is suffering too terrible to name / And I pray… that never used to happen before / There is a grace too powerful to name / But I won’t apologize for doing what’s right / I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up / You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story

[midnightmemes]

Sound Of Madness starters

feel free to change any details to better fit your character !

“ Smash it and crash it and thrash it and trash it; you know they're only toys. ” “ Try it, you'll like it, don't hide it, don't fight it - just let it out. ” “ What a way to go. ” “ You think that by crying to me looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe ? ” “ I'm so sick of this tombstone mentality; if there's an afterlife then it'll set you free. ” “ I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain. ” “ By the way, I made it through the day. ” “ I'm not angry, I'm just saying sometimes goodbye is a second chance. ” “ Please don't cry one tear for me, I'm not afraid. ” “ Because the mind is a weapon, see, and it's got you on your hands and knees. ” “ 'Cause when you lie like the devil himself, no angels gonna hear your cry for help. ” “ I know you must really think it's funny, you had everybody fooled in the end. ” “ I never thought you'd slip away I guess I was just a little too late. ” “ Your words still serenade me. ” “ I've never heard such a haunting melody. ” “ If you only knew I'd sacrifice my beating heart before I'd lose you . ” “ If you only knew how many times I counted all the words that went wrong. ” “ The only thing that I still believe in is you. ” “ I never noticed, until I focused on everything you did, you said, you lit the fuse inside my head. ” “ Thank you for reminding me to sin with a grin. ” “ I have not one shred of sympathy, I have no use for apologies. ” “ I saw a side of him he never showed full of sympathy for a world that wouldn't let him be. ” “ That's the way that I see life, if there was nothing wrong, then there'd be nothing right. ” “ What a shame to have to beg you to see we're not all the same. ” “ Taste like sugar but it's Novocaine. ” “ Fuck the silver let's go straight for the gold. ” “ Digging deeper than a six foot hole. ”  “ Don't tell me I'm the last one in line - Don't tell me I'm too late this time. ” “ I won't be the last one in line, I finally figured out what's mine. ” “ I don't want to live to waste another day underneath the shadow of mistakes I made. ” “ I've said it so many times I would change my ways. ” “ Call me a sinner, call me a saint, tell me it's over I'll still love you the same. ” “ I had to make a choice that was not mine; I had to say goodbye for the last time. ” “ Take my hand 'cause it's setting you free. ” “ Alive, that's how I want you to feel tonight. ” “ Who cares, who's there to share what they think of you ? Everybody here plays the same fucking games. ” “ Paint it black and white if you like. The story's still the same. ” “ I stand alone for all to see, cause they ain't never seen a war like me. ” “ Are you afraid your life means less ? Are you concerned you might be next ? ” “ Remember me ? I made you, dressed and trained you. ” “ Time is up, take your shot, 'cause your story's all you got. ” “ You know I own you. ” “ Wait, wait a minute take a step back, you gotta think twice before you react. ” “ What are you worth ? The things you love or the people you hurt ? ” “ I'm on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine - the story is just beginning. ”

[bitiing]

Reblog and BOLD all that apply to your muse. Hamilton Edition : feel free to change pronouns as needed.

The world’s gonna know your name / There’s a million things I haven’t done / You gotta fend for yourself / You could never back down. You never learned to take your time / I may have punched him. It’s a blur / He looked at me like I was stupid. I’m not stupid / We’re worth more than anyone bargained for / Talk less. Smile more / Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead / If you stand for nothing, what’ll you fall for? / I am not throwing away my shot / I’m young, scrappy, and hungry / I probably shouldn’t brag, but dang, I amaze and astonish / The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish / Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me / I will lay down my life if it sets us free / You and I, do or die / Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth / They’ll tell the story of tonight / Raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away / You want a revolution? I want a revelation / Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now / Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution / I’d rather be divisive than indecisive / I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love / I will fight the fight and win the war / Any hope of success is fleeting / Dying is easy. Living is harder / I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight / Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!” / I remember that night, I just might regret that night for the rest of my days / I have never been satisfied / Love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / When they died they left no instructions, just a legacy to protect / Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / I am the one thing in life I can control / I am not standing still, I am lying in wait / Stay alive ‘til this horror show is past / We have a war to fight, let’s move along / My name’s been through a lot, I can take it / I am more than willing to die / Just stay alive, that would be enough / I made every mistake / I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory / The world turned upside down / It’s much harder when it’s all your call / Domestic life was never quite my style / Keep on fighting in the meantime / I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it / Now what I’m going to say may sound indelicate / I hadn’t slept in a week / Show me how to say no to this / Do we not fight for freedom? / You don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess / I looked up and the town had its eyes on me / I wrote my way out of hell / I will choose his happiness over mine every time / I knew you were mine. You said you were mine. I thought were mine / Be careful with that one, love, he will do what it takes to survive / The world has no right to my heart / I hope that you burn / I can’t have that, I’m making my father proud / Mom, I’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me / There is suffering too terrible to name / And I pray… That never used to happen before / There is a grace too powerful to name / But I won’t apologize for doing what’s right / I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up / You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story

[housetyrellian]

Jaira and the Hamilton Themes

The world’s gonna know my name / There’s a million things I haven’t done / You gotta fend for yourself / You could never back down. You never learned to take your time / I may have punched him. It’s a blur / He looked at me like I was stupid. I’m not stupid / You're worth more than anyone bargained for / Talk less. Smile more / Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead / If you stand for nothing, what’ll you fall for? / I am not throwing away my shot / I’m young, scrappy, and hungry / I probably shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish / The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish / Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me / I will lay down my life if it sets all free /

You and I, do or die / Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth / They’ll tell the story of tonight / Raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away / You want a revolution? I want a revelation / Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now / Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution / I’d rather be divisive than indecisive / I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love / I will fight the fight and win the war / Any hope of success is fleeting / Dying is easy. Living is harder / I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight / Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!” / I remember that night, you just might regret that night for the rest of your days / I have never been satisfied / Love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / When they died they left no instructions, just a legacy to protect / Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints / I am the one thing in life I can control / I am not standing still, I am lying in wait /

Stay alive ‘til this horror show is past / We have a war to fight, let’s move along / My name’s been through a lot, I can take it / I am more than willing to die / Just stay alive, that would be enough / I made every mistake / I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory / The world turned upside down / It’s much harder when it’s all your call / Domestic life was never quite my style / Keep on fighting in the meantime / I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it / Now what I’m going to say may sound indelicate / I hadn’t slept in a week / Show me how to say no to this / Do we not fight for freedom? / You don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess / I looked up and the town had its eyes on me / I wrote my way out of hell / I will choose their happiness over mine every time / I knew you were mine. You said you were mine. I thought were mine / Be careful with that one, love, she will do what it takes to survive / The world has no right to my heart / I hope that you burn / I can’t have that, I’m making my father proud / Mom, I’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me / There is suffering too terrible to name / And I pray… that never used to happen before / There is a grace too powerful to name / But I won’t apologize for doing what’s right / I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up / You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story

—Went through my drafts and found one I forgot to post, woops.

Tagged by @vcloudbreaker

[kathyprior4200]

Inside Alastor’s Head

“Use the princess to convince Lucifer to hand over Hell to me. Get to know Charlie and her family, see how this so called Happy Hotel works. I can’t wait to see her face when she realizes it’s actually the Hazbin Hotel. Has a better ring to it, anyway. May as well speed up the process by bringing in Niffty and making grumpy Husk join in. It’ll be everything Charlie’s dreamed of…and when it all blows up in her face, I’ll be enjoying my popcorn.”

 “So Charlie likes music and dancing, too? How marvelous! These hotel residents can enjoy my singing and illusion magic. (They won’t know what’s coming next.)”

 “Who, me? Evil? Why would you think that? It’s totally unlike me to broadcast my massacre of demon citizens who stand in my way. (Except it is.) Man, seeing them running and sacred…reminds me of game I used to hunt when I was alive.”

 "Charlie will surely be heart-broken when her plans to redeem sinners falls apart. Maybe if I threaten to capture or kill her, Lucifer will hand over the crown to me. Lucifer makes a deal with me, in exchange for Charlie's safety, I get his powers and rule all of Hell! Hmm, might have to plan things out some more..."

 “The demon princess wants to redeem sinners. Ha! Probably the silliest claim I’ve ever heard. A nice refresher from the usual grim news on the Picture Show. Her singing was a nice bonus. Oh, the good old days of being on the air…basking in the attention and glory. I told jokes, advertised shows, announced fun events. I even got to report on murders for the news, probably my favorite part. Soooo close to being able to advertise Jambalaya. Several other announcers got the part, so I wore a disguise, snuck in one day and sliced their heads off. Still loved the expressions on their faces. Here in Hell, I have no opponents in the radio business. ”

 “Those overlords look scary and cocky, but they’ve heard the tales of me…they’re scared deep down, for good reason. Sir Pentious didn’t stand a chance when I summoned black tentacles to wrap around him and his ship. Along with my powers, I have shadowy spirits to do my bidding. That’s why you can sometimes see them when I attack. You don’t need brute force and insults to win someone over. All it takes sometimes is some illusions, a little help from the Loa…and just smiling all the way through.”

 “My microphone cane surly comes in handy. It’s what allows me to project events in front of me and broadcast them on the radio. It has a life of its own, but I’m in control, of course. All part of the magic deal with the Loa.”

 “I enjoyed watching the picture show and going to the circus when I was a boy. Watching the animals and the performers was lots of fun. I may have burned down the circus tent after being rejected from a comedian role. But it was only an accident: my fingers slipped when I was getting cigarettes for father. Whenever I got sad, my mother told me “You’re never fully dressed without a smile.” Her motto still rings true to this day.”

 “I enjoyed hunting deer in my human life, yet I also feel some connection to the animal. They’re majestic, agile, and are free to travel pretty much anywhere. Though they’re often attacked by hunting dogs…or in my case, police dogs. The beasts mauled me just before I died. It was back in 1933. Thus, for my so called evil deeds, I arrived down here in Hell. And I gotta say, it’s quite a fun place to be!”

  “Sex and romance don’t interest me. Don’t get me wrong; Charlie is a charming demon belle, and Vaggie is adorable and feisty…but they’re just a means to an end. Maybe I’m too self-absorbed to want to deal with being judged by others. More fun, less responsibilities when you’re on your own. Though, I’ll admit, I did meet a lovely lady in my human life, but, certain circumstances led to a tragic end. Don’t get me started on Angel’s disturbing sexual remarks. That gross stuff makes my skin crawl. (Heh, that stuff bothers me but seeing the blood of my victims does not. Go figure.)”

 “When I smile and touch people, I’m in control. It’s the quickest and obvious way to show my dominance. Frowning shows doubt, weakness, and I can’t afford to appear weak. When other’s try to touch me, it’s always unexpected. I can never tell what it will feel like on me. My space, my rules. Touch me too much, and I hate it. Like when he…my father…did things to me…in front of mom. Abuse, molest, he did it to both of us when the drinks were in his system. You can see why I was shocked and overjoyed when I finally stabbed the life out of him. I also really didn’t want to murder my mother and the love of my life…but they were going to tell the authorities what I did…so there was no choice. I fled into the woods in the hours before dawn, the police hot on my tail. Saw the faces of deer before I got shot in the head. The dogs came upon me and…nothing.”

 “I got my love of cooking from my mum. One of her favorite things to make was jambalaya. A tasty cuisine of rice, chicken, sausage, shrimp, a whole bundle of things. She added so much spice to it (and accidentally burned herself making it), it almost killed her. I thought it was fabulous, the heat invigorating to my taste buds. The secret spices she used by accident? Ghost peppers and Wasabi. It reminds me of home in New Orleans…a world of music, daily life, and alas, racism. People who didn’t know me at the radio station, white people and sometimes black people, badmouthing me for my mixed Creole heritage. Once I perfected my shooting with my rifle, well…they got what they deserved in the dead of night.”

 “Ah, I loved the stock market crash of 1929! There were so many orphans, so many kids in distress! Perhaps it made me feel better to know that there were those who had it worse than me. I’ve had my share of bad luck, it was about time for others to experience some of their own.”

 “I sometimes kill people at random, when I’m especially mad. It’s sort of like a game: the more you kill, the more dominant you’ll appear. I’m not fond of killing innocent children or chasing people, I mostly prefer to catch people off guard. To slaughter them behind the curtain, if you will. I would never rape or eat another person…such uncouth, disgusting behavior. Chasing my victims takes too long. Best to go at my own pace and decide their fate for them. But no worries; for women and innocent strangers, I make their deaths as painless as I can. Gotta keep being a gentlemen in some aspects.”

  “Voodoo had been practiced by my ancestors, way back in Africa. I read about the Loas and many of them were just like me: well-dressed, powerful, lovers of food, wine, the good life. From what was passed down to me, I was able to communicate with them. They granted me their powers to use in my afterlife…but only if I was willing to suffer an “early, gruesome death,” along with the loss of a potential lady partner… you know the rest. I know some of the symbols and they provide me with visualization of the spells I want to conjure.”

 “Singing, swing music, the radio, dancing, and dad jokes…those hobbies brought light to my otherwise mundane, grim human life. Even if other people don’t find those jokes funny, I always get a kick out of them. They’re so simple…a basic for any comedian. Though I do wish I knew how to tap dance. Maybe my magic can help me out...”