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nom-nommmm1 · 7 months ago

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HIHIHIHI OLIII

ok so i want bill smut. bill. i need. ok so bill went out to get groceries bc they needed some but y/n didn't wanna wait for him to come back so when he came home she hid in the closet and when he came in the room looking for her she jumped out and tackled him to the bed while begging nd then... erm yknow! they FUQ.

-augustine (does this make literally any sense..?)

FLORAL AND FADING - BILL KAULITZ

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HI AUGUSTINEEEE I’m totally up to try something like this. Thank you for the support and suggestion bb, it is greatly appreciated!! Ilysm ♡

Content warning !!: Softdom!Bill x fem!reader, protected p in v, slow sex?? Hickeys, js a cute little smut ig nothing too dirty, a lil fingering

30 minutes has gone by, Bill had went to the store to get groceries for dinner and I didn’t wanna wait for him. I’m sitting in bed scrolling on my phone. I hear the car pull up in the driveway when I get an idea. I smirk as I jump up and look around for a good place to hide. I see the closet. “Perfect” I say stuffing myself away carefully into the closet.

“Baby! I’m home!” Bill shouts from the door. “Baby?! Where are you?” He yells, walking to our shared room. I hold my hand over my mouth, trying to cover up my laughs. Through the small crack in the door I see Bill and take this as my chance to strike. I jump out of the closet, pinning Bill to the bed.

The groceries that were once in Bills hands drop to the floor as Bill reaches the bed. “Hey Bill” I smirk above him, taking in his sweet cologne. Bill scoffs “cmon y/n get off me, we gotta go make dinner” he says trying to push me off but I don’t budge. “Please Bill, I need you. I haven’t seen you all day” I beg tracing Bills now exposed collarbone. He flushes.

Bill's hands grip my shirt needly. “Fine” he groans, quickly connecting his lips with mine. I kiss him back, trying to speed up the pace but Bill flips me over and kisses me slowly. Now I’m pinned to the bed. I moan. Bills lips trail to my jaw.

His hands touch my shirt, feeling on me. I put my hands around his neck. “You’re so beautiful” he says. I giggle into his lips. He smiles, starting to nibble on the skin of my neck. “Ah bill-“ I try to protest but Bill shushes me. “Let me take care of you” Bill says, biting at the spots with more force. After a few moments Bill latches off of my neck.

He looks me in the eyes. Scooting in closer to me, his hands roaming up my forearms. “Are you sure you want this?” He asks, scanning my face to see any reaction. “I need this Bill” I say in a desperate tone. Bill chuckles. “Okay my love, I can do that” he says reaching in the bed side table for a condom.

He slides his pants and boxers off, opening up the condom as I stare shamelessly. He puts the condom over his cock, he then turns back to me. He kisses me passionately and slow before starting to roam my body.

I kiss Bill, putting my hands all over Bill as I tug on his hair. He groans in my mouth, disconnecting our lips. “Slow down baby, I wanna make sure you feel good” he says rubbing the skin of my exposed stomach. I feel butterflies form as he lowers his head to kiss my stomach. He comes back up after leaving a trail of his saliva on my stomach. “You’re so gorgeous, I just can’t help myself” he says as the tent in his pants starts to grow painfully.

Bill gently pushes me onto the bed, putting me in my elbows. He slowly slides off my pants. Once my pants are gone he moves his mouth in between my legs, kissing my inner thighs. He sits there for a little while before he starts to nibble. I moan, feeling his teeth leave marks on me.

His mouth moves to the skin just before my pussy. I throw my head back. Bill chuckles, bringing his head back up to my level. He looks into my eyes before engulfing me into a passionate kiss. I place my hand on his jaw. Bill leans into my hand, kissing my palm before taking in my lips again.

I groan into his lips making Bill chuckle, forcing his tongue in. His cold piercing on the inside of my mouth. I slide my tongue across his piercing, getting a feel of it. I smile as an idea comes to mind, Bill smiles back knowing exactly what I am thinking as he drops to the space in between my legs.

He slowly removes my panties, leaving them below my thighs as he starts to tease my entrance. I gasp as I feel his cold fingers inside me. Bill examines my face, his eyes dialing. “God I love seeing you like this” he says pushing in and out of me. He goes in again, curling his fingers this time. I grip the sheets, my knuckles turning white.

Bill looks at me in awe, taking in every facial expression. He pulls his fingers out, reaching for a condom in the bedside table. “Are you sure you’re ready?” He asks fiddling with the package of the condom. “Yes Bill, I need you” I reply. Bill blushes as he unbuttons his pants. I put my fingers through two of his belt loops, taking his pants off for him.

His boxers are already soaked with precum as he opens up the condom. He takes his boxers down slowly revealing his cock. I stare, my eyes fixed on his body. He chuckles at my reaction pulling me in closer as he finishes preparing himself. “You look so good below me” he smirks dipping down to kiss my forehead.

I giggle before he sits back up. He takes a moment to prepare again, making sure he’s ready. His tip comes closer to my entrance, my slick soaking his condom covered tip. He pushes in me. I gasp. He gives me time to adjust before slowly pulling in and out. A small smacking sound can be heard. I roll my hips, my stomach colliding with his as he pulls in and out.

He groans, hold my hips forcing me to keep rolling in on him. I moan putting my arms around his shoulders. Bill, still holding onto my hips love one hand to my waist, pulling me up onto his lap, making his length go even further inside me. I moan once more feeling Bill stuffed deep inside of me. He positions me on the headboard, the perfect angle to pull in and out off.

As Bill continues to pull in and out, his strokes becoming sloppy and slippery; he buries his face in my neck, kissing me. His soft lips traced my neck up to my jaw. “You smell so good,” he says biting my neck. I moan out as he licks the spot. “Fuck and you taste so good” he can no longer stay slow, the excitement getting over him as he speeds up his pace, hitting my g spot perfectly. I scream in pleasure as Bill hits it a few more times before his hot cum gets trapped by the condom. He continues to fuck me until I cum painfully.

“Sorry, I couldn't stop myself, was that okay..?” he asks anxiously after a moment of silence. “Bill that was amazing” I reply kissing his forehead. Bill smiles despising his condom. “C'mon let's go get you cleaned up,” he says, picking me up and leading me to the bathroom.

Hi bbs I’m so sorry it’s been forever but here’s my first Bill smut! Hope to post this on Wattpad soon. I hope you all are doing well, I love u all so so much 😽🫶

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midnight1nk · 1 month ago

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So, WOTFI 2024...

[Spoilers below cut]

I'm so excited! Got my bingo card ready and my popcorn, we gotta manifest good things here.

(the following is my live reaction:)

3... 2... 1... HAPPY NEW YEAR Oh wait, wrong thing oops

happy to be here, Leggy (WE'LL SAVE YOU GUYS DON'T WORRY)

TENDER TUNNEL?! ...oh nevermind then. it's so over guys

OH Four, Mario!

this would've been such a Mar4 moment if it was still the Tender Tunnel cuz this reminds me a lot of the SMG34 tiktok kiss challenge

...wait is that... OMG IT'S TV TIME ARRANGEMENT OMG LET'S GOOOOOOOO marking this on the bingo card

the FNAF models....

"...a portrayal of my life." YES PLEASE give us more

the fact that Puzzles made a puppet of his child self just for this reenactment (i don't think he's ok guys)

oop, Leggy don't drop the child!

"Papa" gives so many flashbacks to other characters who call their abusive father "papa" (me, an Ace Attorney fan)

hold up, I need to talk about this for a bit. I know it may seem like random graffiti, but because it has gears and such, his future might've been set in stone. To become TV.

"I locked myself in my room and watched TV all day!" and no one checked up on him? Did he stay in that room all the way to adulthood?! Okay, the SMG4 universe has a different way of how time and body necessities work. But hunger and time are still things. The implications are kinda of messed up if you think about it: Mr Puzzles stayed in his room for YEARS without food or even sleep, watching everything on TV. He would've been a CORPSE by adulthood. No wonder Mr Puzzles has a thin waist.

"And the rest is history." No, Puzzles, you can leave us like this! I need more! What happened after he cut off his head, did he replace every limb of himself? What happened to his dad?

Well, we got more of his backstory ig, marking that for the bingo card

WOAH I knew Mr Puzzles swore before but DAMN

I might have to mark "Grudge against Four" box but we'll see

NEW OUTFITS OMG THAT GETS A MARKER

"We'll just have to go along with his twisted games for now." Hell yeah, you gotta be part of WOTFI, boys :)

AY SPECTACULAR TITLE CARD, LOVE THE ART

Blast-off Fire

this reminds me of Toy Story for some reason

C'mon guys, you can do it!

What's your idea, Mario? NO FOUR let him talk

WOW I LOVE [*ragdolls*]

OH IT WORKED

Insult-2-Dunk

OH the frame of what the challenge says has the 5 stars, I'm going to mark that

This is giving the hallway scene in IGBP, where Four has his thoughts on display

Yeah I'm going to count that as an IGBP reference

they really are boyfriends 💙💜 gay people do be sitting

really tempted to mark the "You Saved Me" box but I'll wait

That's... actually sad if all the negative thoughts SMG4 had in IGBP came from the YT comments. Not surprising but it makes sense why he would try to keep everyone happy.

"This is nothing." OH THAT'S EVEN WORSE SOMEHOW, SMG4. THE AUDIENCE IS ONE THING BUT KAREN, A CLOSE FRIEND, TOLD YOU TO KYS

idk I could just imagine Four saying a lot of horrible things to himself

DAMN MARIO

but also Four's been flirting with Three, you already know that Mario /hj

Slap Box

TARI WE'RE SORRY BUT WE HAVE TO SAVE YOU GUYS

well you did get a bit of karma for what you said earlier to Four, sorry Mario

HOLY SHIT YOU KILLED HER DUDE oop Four said it for me nvm

Ferris Wheel Frenzy

I got jump scared and thought it was my minigame lmao

"Survive"? OH, are they going to get stuck on the Wheel ride?

please 34 please 34 nooooooooooo fuck

Missed opportunity man, still pretty funny

Fire Bonanza

Wow, Bob, that trick was pretty good ngl

Did somebody say arson? :)

even I'm clapping!

Marware shippers, how are y'all feeling?

Tightrope Terror

OH just like in the trailer, right?

OOH THREE VS FOUR

...yeah, Three would win, I'm not even surprised

That's so sweet, like actually

This feels familiar... oh that's right

Hey, I did say "love wins, love always wins"

And that didn't work for Leggy... but it worked on Four back then so that's nice :)

Sword Showdown

poster reference!

Can Mario even defeat Bob? and also, reference to the poster?

Oh shit Mario did the Sephiroth shot from the Smash announcement

Knife Throw

boyfriends throwing knives :)

also poster reference

"...avoid hitting our volunteers" IS IT THREE?! oh no it's just Boopkins and Tari

I WANTED A "YOU SAVED ME" MOMENT NOOOO

....blindfolded?!

FOUR DOESN'T WANT TO HURT HIS FRIENDS

So uh yeah definitely a grudge

Four, that's Gmod. THIS IS NOT THE SAME

Three's the one throwing the knives at Tari right? ...yep *sigh /aff*

Balloon Blast

*looks at Luigi's creations* ....say what now?

"Supper Mario Balloon" I... shouldn't be surprised

He kinda looks like Pedro ngl

Pie-a-Ton

HI KAREN

NOOOO MARIO'S FIRST LOVE *prowler music*

...wait, "Mario Die"? OH well, the universe is doomed lol

Touch Grass

alright then *goes outside and touches grass* we did guys!

Clowns Clowns Everywhere

Puzzles, Four has boots on and Bob has no shoes at all. Does it look like we have time to put running shoes on?

ACE ATTORNEY? IN MY SMG4 WOTFI? :D

"King of Clowns" PFFT That never gets old

What did you expect Four? You make memes for a living, become the clown

Bomb Ski Ball

What type of SAW trap is this?

OH RIGHT Karen is still a cat

Yeah Mario, you celebrated too early

Ducky Mania

poster reference(???)

Well, thanks Luigi, we're dead

BELLS (ok, it might not count cuz they used this before)

YAY FOUR GOT ONE

Free-Fall Frenzy

And of course, Three and Karen and Saiko are all using the things they are skilled at

OH SHOOT MELONY'S SWORD

GO ON MARIO DO YOUR THING! MEGGY'S BACK!! IT WORKED

NO PUZZLES WHYYYYY

Whack a Leggy

Oh I love that Mario screen reference

SWORD FIGHT SWORD FIGHT SWORD FIGHT

...goop!4..?

oh nvm, cameras. that should've been obvious *slaps face*

SMART THINKING FOUR

OH hi Puzzles

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

DUDE I'M GONNA CRY STOPP THIS IS SO SWEET OMG

"YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING", welp Mario Ruins the Show confirmed, checking that off

I just love how this scene was animated (edit: it turns out that this is a scene Anaidon animated, no wonder this was so good!)

THE KEYBOARD MONSTER FROM IGBP!!! IT'S BACKKKKK

AND EYES IN GENERAL

Marker for the bingo :)

AND PARK (kinda) DESTROYED, another mark (yes it counts)

Superhero landing!

Wait... what is it, Four?

...oh I hate this *IGBP flashbacks*

AND PEACH nooooooooo

I get that it's supposed to be Didney stuff but like that's past trauma right there for Four , seeing the castle and Peach costume again *checks off the bingo*

and we're seeing it through Four's right eye *head in hands* eye of horus

It's Rap Time? IT'S RAP TIME

Carnival-themed too! Another one for bingo

"Pay for what you've done" KARMA "We'll make him pay" KARMA

(edit: it turns out Shadow animated this scene, it looks great dude great job :D)

[*points at background at 22:31*] BELL THERE IT FUCKIN IS

MORE BELLS AT 22:55

and also I realized that there was a lot of "death", huh

Doomed Yaoi(TM)

Yeah, we can count this as the Freak Show

"Puzzlevision+" ...puzzlevision 2...?

hold up, what the hell is that? NO NO WE CAN'T JUST PASS BY THAT

Huh, how interesting is that Mr Puzzles, being controlled by wires, looks like a puppet when he's the only usually puppeteering hmmm

MEGGY CONFRONTS also she tried to give Puzzles a chance when she couldn't do it for Wren

"That child is gone... Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong." Oh, shit. That got me somehow.

There is something in philosophy called "Ship of Theseus" that basically is: what if, gradually over time, we replace every part of a person and the question would be, are they the same person anymore. It could apply to Mr Puzzles here. Bring back to my corpse question, his child self and his current self are not the same. Not anymore. Metaphorically and perhaps literally, the real man before Mr Puzzles came to be is already dead.

Some people do say that they can be "reborn" so.... *shrugs*

SACRIFICE! No one dies but they're risking their lives here!

Meggy going into Puzzles' mind reminds me a lot of Melony getting into Zero's, except for the meeting younger self stuff

Interesting, why did Little Puzzles cower from the woman shadow figure? They could've just put Meggy there but they didn't until a few seconds later... hmmm......

Well Meggy confronts Little Puzzles but it's more like her demanding him to set her friends free, which is understandable

THE CLUB PENGUIN DANCE IS BACK!! :D

ONCE AGAIN Little Puzzles gets scared of someone coming towards him. jesus what happened for you to react like that, dude?

THIS IS ACTUALLY MAKING ME FEEL THINGS DUDE. IF MR PUZZLES DIES AND THIS IS THE LAST THING HE THINKS ABOUT.... *head in hands* THIS IS SO SAD

And more of the Engine Room gets broken down

silly little goobers :)

MR PUZZLES LIVES

and I oop [Mr Puzzles will remember that.]

....oh, this might be a fate worse than death. I don't blame the Crew for not trusting him and after what he did to Meggy but damn I don't think this is the right choice, gang

But it is probably the best ending the Team could've given him.

Yes, painting is nice. Oh, a puppy too!

"...OR we could assassinate our enemies and anyone who's ever double-crossed us!" OH NO IT'S MAKING HIM WORSE

To destroy Four and the others, yeah that makes sense. But he must've taken Meggy's confrontation as a double-cross. He's going for everyone!

Dynamic Change, everyone!

but also.... puzzlevision 2 maybe....

OH HEY CHRIS AND SWAG HI

well, the park isn't completely destroyed but some of it did so....

"Hopefully Mr Puzzles will change for the better." HMMMM I don't think so, Meggy. Actually, are they aware of where he is now?

Aw, Mario checking up on Meggy is very sweet, the M&M siblings

YOU ALL NEED THERAPY

"Turning into Leggy was really taxing on my body but...I think that version of me has escaped off to a better place." Meggy, you must've inherited Phoenix Wright's invincibility when you were a lawyer because you were literally SCREAMING IN PAIN when you were forced back into Leggy, and all you get is just a bit of a sore back?! Girl, you must've broken something. I do hope they bring this back so that she can't do sudden maneuvers or fancy tricks due to what happened to her. There has to be some consequences here.

And now, Leggy's not coming back (I'm sure that's great news for the people who find her annoying, not me tho)

and I oop 2: electric bagaloo

MORE RIDES FOR THE SHOWGROUNDS HELL YEAH

Happy ending and all but hold up... Why is this the last shot of WOTFI? They could've had the Ferris Wheel, the entrance, or any of the other rides. WHY?! *shakes the crew* ANSWER MEEEEE

Well we didn't get a challenge relating to Tender Tunnel but since it appeared in the final shot, I'll count it just for appearing (and also because it might be important later but we don't talk about that now)

Of course, MERCH

"And, who knows? Next year, there might be even more things to come..." WHEN I GET YOU

Hoodie, poster, keychain I CALLED IT

baby leggy :3

"You'll just have to wait and see." Oh I'll be waiting *wiggles fingers together like a cartoon villain*

the great milk heist of 1899 :)

.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.

Here's my bingo card:

I think it's all of it, let me know if I miss or need to change anything. Can we count all the Four & Three soulmate parallels to the "You Save Me" box? Please? *sneaks a marker on there* To those who participated, I hope you guys had fun with my bingo card!

I'm still going to cherish that Ferris Wheel chase scene from the "Welcome to Puzzle Park" episode

Well, Ben, Shadow, you got anything to say?

Ben: Well that was fun We should really do this again sometime…

GOD DAMMIT BEN NOT AGAIN/affectionate

Shadow, in voice clip: "Hello once more, Twitter and SMG4 community! As always, I'm The Inverted Shadow and yeah, War of the Fat Italians 2024 has come and gone... and uh, as it is customary with a lot of these big events with SMG4, I have things to say but this time, I'm actually not going to make a big show out of it this time like what I did for Puzzlevision and..." *clear throat* "The things that came before because I'm going to be completely honest, guys, I was really fucking nervous for this one because, um, to be completely honest, this rap battle for this WOTFI is, I can safely say, one of the hardest things I had to do when animating for SMG4 thus far. And I was really really scared and nervous about (one) if it would actually come out good and (two) if people would actually like it. But just based on the reactions from the watch party with the SMG4 team and also just seeing everybody's reactions to WOTFI this year, um.... Yeah, you guys surely showed me I still must be doing something right." *laugh* "But, no no no. In all honesty, once more, thank you all genuinely. Genuinely, thank you all once again to the SMG4 community, to Luke, to Kevin, the SMG4 team. Everybody. Thank you all so much for showing me that I apparently still got it and I can still do the thing as it were." *chuckle* "Um, I do really hope you all enjoyed WOTFI this year. For now, I need to go get me that new Mr Puzzles plushie 'cause I need it. So, genuinely thank you all again and uh, peace!

Oh, we enjoyed this year's WOTFI, SMG4 Team! As Mario would say, that was-a loads of fun! The animation, the art, the music, everything was really really good. There are a few plot tweaks here and there that need a bit of work, but otherwise, it was great! Props to everyone on the Team! I can't wait to see what you guys do next.

"Silly little meme show" Right, and it's the same people who gave us horror, I'm on to you guys. please puzzlevision 2 please goop!4

Make sure you all support them bc they deserve it :) As for what will happen to the SMG4 crew, Mr Puzzles, and the Showgrounds, we will just have to wait and see.

;)

ink, it's not even a theory what are you talking about?

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