#just give me the rest rn

[a-league-on-their-phone]

oh my god holly hell wTF WAS THAT

NOOO HANK BBY NO DONT COPY BARRY OH MY GOD I CANT THATS SO SADDD

I keep looking at their good times now I’m just hurting myself

AND SALLY??? AAA I CANT THE WAIT IS TOO LONG

[andy-clutterbuck]

1x04 - What We | The Ones Who Live

[lagomorphpaw]

are they with you? or are they giving you commands?

vaguely had some sunbeam and nightheart designs in mind when designing her. obviously subject to change once we get an actual description of what she looks like lol. but here she is without all the effects! went anime hair to the max and tried to make her eyes look like eclipses.

[courtesanofdeath]

In truth, even I wanted to do girly things like going to fancy cafés to extort protection money, or cute little cake shops to get rid of traitors who were selling cakes.

happy birthday mutsu ~

[thunderc1an]

a jayfeather drawing I did a couple of weeks ago that I forgot to post

[shakingparadigm]

In a modern au I think the wagyein would be like one of those gaint ass crocodiles that Ivan gets away with keeping because its technically a service animal. As long as its on a leash its all good and not a threat to the public!!

Ivan being rewarded with a more expensive and unique kind pet like a whole fucking crocodile honestly seems pretty in line for him 😭 especially since it adds a new "chic" flair to his photoshoots and his general aesthetic. Imagine Ivan's new photoshoot drops and he's in a suit posing with a fucking crocodile. Insane.

I really like the imagery of this large, scaly and dangerous looking reptile being tamed as Ivan's pet, something that could help boost his image and push that luxurious, enigmatic vibe. You know, like how stereotypical evil lairs have sharks or other rare and dangerous animals guarding the entrance or simply acting as accessory. That kind of vibe. I also like the imagery of this sharp creature being forced into submission and captivity. Forced to become a good, obedient pet, holding in its urges and keeping its teeth hidden. A being taken from the ruthless, grimy darkness, cleaned and maintained to perfection, forced to perform for the cameras. Ivan can empathize, he knows what it's like.

"Technically a service animal" is fucking hysterical. Ivan going Hello, sir! Please excuse my emotional support 12ft crocodile. Don't worry, he's very well-behaved.

I actually think Ivan would get along very well with his hypothetical crocodile. Just like the wagyein, he'd feel connected to it in a very personal way. Also just like the wagyein I think Ivan would be the only person it would never harm. In my head I have the mental image of Ivan petting and cuddling it as if it were a puppy.

[ghost-proofbaby]

hey ghost bestie, would u mind giving us an update on the new chapter of maroon? no pressure or anything but it has been the only story that occupied my mind since, just thought you should know 🫶🏻🥹

still coming along, im getting a new computer so my hope is once i get that i'll begin posting again in july!

that being said, it's been a lot of yearning for our favorite rockstar.

[cupiidzbow]

that one post asking what ring they would propose to you with….. i actually have a whole thing of how it would play out ( im normal )

[menlove]

personally I think everyone should have a different name for me like every friend should just choose a name for me and then I'd have a different name for work and a different name for school. this would be ideal I think

[leslieseveride]

not to sound too horny but i want a chenford sex scene so bad.

[lokigodofaces]

Okay, so I've been thinking about this for a while, so here's a slight rant.

Queer people can be Christian. This applies to everyone who is queer, but today I will be specifically referring to asexuals and Christianity.

I have been attacked by gatekeeping queers for being asexual and Christian. Every time it is by someone who is both aphobic and believes that 100% of Christians are bigots. Specifically, they say that asexuality isn't real and I only think I am because I've been brainwashed to think that sex is horrible and shouted some purity culture nonsense (not that the existence of purity culture is nonsense, but being asexual does not mean you are a defendant of purity culture, they were spitting out nonsense that isn't purity culture).

First, off I'm deeply sorry for the bad experiences people have with other Christians. I know that many Christians are bigots. But Christ taught that we should love one another, and by that would others know that we are his disciples. What I'm getting at is that there are many people who claim to be Christians that aren't very good at being Christian and following the commandments Christ said are the most important (love God and love your neighbor). And I'm not trying to invalidate your experiences. And, honestly, a good chunk of Christians have problems they need to figure out. What I'm saying is that Christian=/=bigot because a lot of us are really trying and are probably more annoyed than plenty of non-Christians (that haven't been subject to abuse, obviously) when other Christians are jerks. Imagine being part of another religion but there's a group of people in said religion that just don't follow the rules and that's what everyone thinks that religion is like. But there are lots of queer Christians! Of several denominations, or of no denomination but believes in specifically a Christian God! More than you think!

Second off, asexuality has nothing to do with purity culture. People that believe in purity culture (typically) feel sexual attraction but think there is a problem with sexual attraction for whatever reason. They're the ones that say "it's so hard to deny ourselves of these natural animalistic feelings, but we must control them." Like, personally, purity culture was confusing to me as a teen before knowing about asexuality. Like people would say "it's hard to control myself," and I'd just be over here thinking, "why is it hard? Just simply don't have sex? How is it hard to just not have sex?" In short, asexuality=no sexual attraction, purity culture=having sexual attraction, being convinced that is dirty, feeling it must be controlled.

So please, don't gatekeep people like me. Asexuals belong in the queer community. Queers can be Christian or abide by any other religion (yeah, I've seen people say queer people can't partake in religion at all. Like, what the heck? Also from what I understand there are some religions that "don't have a stance" or are accepting of queers? Sounds like these people think all religions are basically just Christianity but giving their god a different name *eyeroll*). And, quite honestly, don't gatekeep anyone! Other than people that are actively anti-queer, don't gatekeep. You could force someone out of the closet (an "ally" at a pride event very well could be a queer person that just isn't ready to come out in public), assume someone's gender (I hear about that one all too often), assume someone's sexuality (ie freaking out over straight couples when one or both are ace/bi/pan/etc), be rude to allies (c'mon i don't see a problem with a bi chick walking at a pride parade holding hands with her cishet boyfriend, he's supporting her & c'mon just let him be), and overall enforce stereotypes and whichever -phobia is relevant in the situation. Assuming you aren't straight up a bigot towards a fellow queer person due to their sexuality/romantic orientation/gender/race/religion/etc. I'm sure lots of people gatekeep trying to be good and maintain a queer space, but it's not good. Just let people be. You're gonna have cishet queers (shout out to my aros and aces!), closeted people, people that don't abide by stereotypes (*cough cough* that ace chick in London that so many people said crap about *cough cough*), people of all races, religions, ethnicities, etc. The queer community is diverse as heck, and we've all gotta accept that and accept that we don't know crap about anyone else and we've gotta think before we judge. Don't get mad that there's a "straight couple" at an event because one or both could be ace/aro/bi/pan/omni/trans/closeted/etc, or you could be misgendering someone, or they're a couple of allies which are allowed to go to a pride parade for heaven's sake they're trying to show support. You have no way of knowing unless you ask (even then, if they're closeted, you still might know because I wouldn't come out to anyone without knowing them well because I personally am pretty private about it).

I kinda got off topic there but, seriously, it's true. Our community is incredibly diverse, more so than you know. Just let people be. I'm sorry to anyone reading this if they've been gatekept (is that the past tense? Must be. Weird, I've never seen it in past tense before), and I hope you're doing well. If you've been gatekeeping, think about it and stop. As for the rest of y'all, continue being normal and being supportive of your fellow queers that are of all types.

[palms-upturned]

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[mqfx]

does anyone mind if I do a lil bit of a honeymoon phase with mqfx does anyone mind if i

[kjzx]

I absolutely have 0 desire to bring a child into this world for many reasons, including ones from many different axis, so I don't see it changing, but the anti natalist folks are fucking evil man lol. I haven't seen the worst of the world, so my optimism can be and probably is just naivety, but hating the idea of having kids and judging(!) other people for getting them because the world is irredeemably evil is such a "I have depression and this philosophical thing is relatable so it must be how the world works" take. Just looked up the tag on here and someone said that in this world, misery is guaranteed, and happiness is not, and like. Point me to a human that has never, not once in their life, has experienced joy.

[sugarsnappeases]

psychologically traumatising sybill today my darlings… 3.5k words of trauma so far actually and i’m not stopping i don’t think

[pokemonruby]

people trying to insist that oras is as bad as bdsp that is CRAZY