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anon: am i valid if i dont transition
me: idk but I think youd be a lot happier if you did
anon: *has a full on psychotic transphobic meltdown in my inbox*
#its clear not transitioning is making you a fucking psychotic transphobe idk about validity#but you clearly need to get your shit together and stop acting like this#and that starts with pouring whatever toxin you have in your brain out and starting estrogen#I dont even have anything mean to say because its clear youve already said it tl yourself a million times#just get your shit together
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no im not thinking constantly about the early game hilarity of when its just the ladies of da:v lounging around the dining room watching a freshly freed Lucanis bus about the stoves making food for his new strange flock of poorly fed women.
#lucanis dellamorte#datv#da:v#my rook and bellara and neve and harding just#smirking and giggling and leering and backseat cooking#the Female Gaze is real#and a soft but dangerous man with a slutty little waist and his sleeves pushed up his forearms making dinner is#probably new for them#also spite#rookanis#harding constantly elbowing my mooning rook in the ribs like#girl get your shit /together/
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Yeah, that about sums it up.
#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#lucabyteart#me writing some of the most basic and not-a-new-concept dialogue possible: yeag ill finish this someday. maybe.#me realising the anniversary is soon: wait. extremely on the nose conclusion-of-an-essay ass dialogue is PERFECT for an anniversary piece#anyway happy birthday you fucking video game. christ. jesus christ. what the fuck happened. why have i drwawn these fucking things so much#adrienne what do you fucking Do to Me. what the Hell. thanks . i know how to draw comics now. legit. thanks but what the hell dawg#anyway no i dont know what the posing is on this theyre just kind of crumpled together. wasnt supposed 2 b a kiss because i dont think#that that fucker gets mouth privileges but like idk go nuts man. is this during canon? postcanon? some other shit? idk. your call#the world is yourrrrr oyster (this is my way of saying im hells of busy and am going back to neglecting everyone who followed me for this#specific weirdass ship content. bye. im dyig out there.)
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GUYS I AM BEGGING YOU!
STOP FUMBLING THE LIFE SERIES OMG-
Genuinely we're not having another one after this if ya'll keep up with this bs
Just be nice oml, like team predictions are all fun and games until you force people to be together because of your deranged fantasy land that you've created in your head in which everything has to go your way, and has to follow your structure.
No because if pearl wants to team with Scott and Cleo again pearl can team with Scott and Cleo again.
If scar wants to team with Grian you shouldn't be making it into a "oh them again"
BE HAPPY Y'ALL ARE GETTING A SERIES OMG
#this is genuinely why we can have a Life series with gimmicks that the fans choose#it's because some of ya'll a so unprofoundedly rude that it makes them feel down for just wanting to have fun#get your shit together#Seriously#YOU MADE SCAR AND PEARL UPSET#THIS IS WAR CRIME TERRITORY HERE WALK WITH FUCKING CAUTION#respectfully of course#mcyt#pearl life series#trafficblr#life series#wild life smp#wild life#pearlescentmoon#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar#gtws#Life series scar#pearl mc#hermitcraft
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What if I redesigned some horses to fit MY favorite narrative trope: fallen gods and forgotten myths of old? Anyways.
Twilight’s mentor is a strange one. In a world of twilit planes forever shrouded in mystery, the older unicorn Lest and her adopted student Twilight are one in many common travelers, migrating the pitted wastelands and eeking survival within settlements that spring up around the glowing meteor shards. Despite living with Lest for the last four years, Twilight can’t help but seek answers to where her brother has gone— and in the process, perhaps dig a bit too deeply into the complexities of gods far older and dangerous then she can truly fathom.
On the otherhand, Celestia “Lest” Sol is having a terrible millenium. Her sister is no longer her sister, her student teleported herself halfway across the continent, and she got herself kidnapped by an old rival trying to attune with the elements of harmony to overthrow the current ruler of Equestria.
At least she gets a toxic yuri moment.
Meanwhile, Chrysalis is having a great time. She’s got kingdoms to conquer and people to feed and a waning god to taunt.
(The Selene Grace hates the sun monarch they deposed five centuries ago as they stay chained to their post, keeping the lunar and solar bodies from crashing into each other. Luna misses her sister, and the easier world where they haven’t hurt each other beyond reparation. Nightmare Moon misses their monstrosity, trapped in a host who’s grief has poisoned them with empathy.
Things are bound to tip. The celestial bodies are not bodies, but prisons, and the amalgamations we call alicorns the key. And something desperately wants to be freed…)
Anyways:
My mane 6 redesign here!
And my luna and celestia redesigns here!
#rest your weary hooves in our new found home#^pony tag nonsense!#omg what if i idly brainstorm toxic horse yuri#idk these characters beyond the first three seasons#they’re sandbox critters to me sorry if this is not lore accueate aHAHAHhahaaaa#anyways#au where celestia looses the fight with nightmare moon and ends up wandering the continent as an exiled god#luna gets her shit together but its A Struggle#and chrysalis is actually an elderitch entity similar to discord in this au (think the god of deception or something similar)#((deceptacons roll out))#celestia#luna#chrysalis#nightmaremoon wins au#critdraws#art#celestia/chrysalis#mlp au#i had to post this at somepoint and thought well now’s better then never#sorry for the sporadic posts and terrible replies life’s super busy rn but i have a lot of thoughts#i just need luna and celestia to be siblings that heal from wounding each other in terrible ways okay#and i thought ‘celestia and chrysalis would pbbly hate each other’#(neuron brain activates)#oh my god what if they hated each other#mlp#mlp redesigns#mlp celestia#mlp luna#mlp twilight sparkle#mlp chrysalis
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i legitimately dont know how to characterize these two anymore
also here's a dump of the other stuff as i actually concept for this garbage fire LOL
tw for blood on the 3rd slide + mildy suggestive joke on the 12th + fake doll guts on the 14th + constant extreme tonal whiplash
id apologize for the ragamaster blast once again but i am but a shell of a man who feels no remorse. LMFAOO
#ragamaster#ragamaster au#tadc ragamaster#ragamaster! au#tadc au#tadc#ragamaster rosalyn#ragamaster pomni#ragamaster gangle#ragamaster jax#ragamaster zooble#sorry kinger stans you are once again neglected#buttonblossom#ragapom#digital yuri#ragatha x pomni#pomni x ragatha#jesterdoll#abstragedy#zooble x gangle#gangle x zooble#mischievous honk#get your crumb jaxmo shippers i love you.....................................................#theyre not even really ofically together its like a weirdly close bromace. but theyre totally not gay. totally not. at all. whatsoever.#i swear this au is more than just shipping lol pls dont judge me LMAOO#i also get how this shit prolly makes no sense bc im posting across multiple points in time ...#fuck it we ball tho
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DO NOT BE AFRAID
this is combining Ovid's Heroides and the Excidium Troie because I can't stop thinking of Hermes telling him not to be afraid. what the fuck!! Ares is wearing the crown that Paris gave him.
I have. thoughts. about Paris. he's almost got this Troilos parallel in my mind, that the event that defines him in detail exists in a lost narrative that we don't have (the Cypria), but everyone else knew. the event that defines Troilos is his death (murdered, butchered by Achilles, the violence of which haunts everything after. Achilles, child killer, you can't escape that!), and the event that defines Paris is the Judgement. what's a lost text but a kind of grave!!
idk I don't think that Paris before the Judgement would recognize himself after bc when you become god touched, it rearranges your guts. you become transformed in the worst way possible! how could you recognize yourself! but I also think that all the Parises after the Judgement would recognize each other because that event is so locked into the trauma of war and the scar it leaves on the land, it's like a scar on the narrative too. it exists like this forever, over and over again, so you exist like that forever too. Troy collects grief and despairs.
Troy as trauma: Reflections on intergenerational transmission and the locus of trauma, Andromache Karanika
and Paris is like. a miserable little god/corpse-puppet or something, like a match for the gods to throw onto gasoline.
The Excidium Troie + Ovid's Heroides:
Excidium Troie, trans. Muhammad Syarif Fadhlurrahman
Ovid, Heroides 16 (trans. Harold Isbell)
a collection of things regarding Paris that made me go 😬 but under a cut bc this is getting. very long.
The Divine Twins in Early Greek Poetry, Corolla Torontonensis
Iliad 24 and the Judgement of Paris, C.J. Mackie
Elegy and Epic and the Recognition of Paris: Ovid "Heroides" 16, Elizabeth Forbis Mazurek
Ennian Influence in "Heroides" 16 and 17, Howard Jacobson
Paris/Alexandros in the "Iliad", I. J. F. de Jong
#long post#paris of troy#komiks tag#like. DISTANTLY. its#the iliad#drawing tag#listen i know it's fun to dunk on paris. but im a chronic killjoy. i know its cringe. mea culpa etc#i would love. I WOULD LOVE. to draw a comic and not have the commentary notes be longer than the comic itself#unfortunately i like to read and i cannot stop talking about things that i read. so this will not be changing.#ngl i keep hearing the last line 'my brother says you are a just judge' as 'and brutus says he is an honorable man' and that's smth for sur#god i wish this was shorter but then i remember it could've been longer bc i started drawing this while watching#some excellent korean horror but then i looked at myself in the mirror and said 'no. get your shit together.'#but that show is what sparked this. the themes. god i love shows. a round of applause for tv shows.#in a different world theres a version of me that didn't exercise self restraint and there's 30 screen caps from a horror show here too#it’s all greek to me
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There’s something so poetic and heartbreaking about Mary not wanting to hurt her mother. It’s not out of pity or wanting to ease the strain of the divorce it’s just purely a daughter’s love for her mother who’s always been there. Her mother who has never tried to make Mary feel outcasted or othered or unloved.
Even when Mary KNOWS that something is wrong in her bones, she cannot force herself to do anything but trail after her mother and try and make her proud even if what she’s doing could get her hurt. She loves her mom. And it sucks that the last she saw of her was her mother trying to kill her.
Mary, you will always be famous, my little dart frog
#something about Amanda constantly making these characters who love their parents to the point where it endangers them is so heartbreaking#Mary and Gracie wanted nothing but for their parents to love them and be okay#each of their journies was JUST trying to make sure their friends and parents were okay#and both of them had to leave them behind#Mary didn’t even get to see her parents one last time. Tampa at least got a hug.#Mary’s mom was gone from the minute she took that shower and we saw the goo.#shit we never even saw her Dad#rip to mary. in another life your parents would’ve gotten back together baby#smosh dread#smosh vs zombies#smosh games#smoshblr#smosh vs aliens#Mary Smosh vs aliens#amanda lehan canto#Amanda Smosh#angela giarratana#chanse mccrary#courtney miller#smosh ttrpg#ttrpg#Smosh angst#Tampa Smosh vs aliens#smosh#Mackenzie Smosh vs aliens#Tabitha Smosh vs aliens#smosh dread season 2#dread ttrpg#fandom posts
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ok vi dropping the gauntlets to kiss caitlyn again is WILD bc she wants that cookie so effing bad, yes, its cute this is a certified Cute Caitvi Moment, i love them. but also symbolically? vi doesn't want to do this at her core. she just wants caitlyn, and that's why she's here. for once, her heart's not in the fight
vi loves caitlyn enough to relax for once in her life. vi, who has had a consistent issue w believing that if she charges facefirst in with her fists it's going to fix everything, a problem that multiple people note about her, that is born out of so much trauma, makes the conscious choice to put her weapons down for the first time in years
and how does it end, the one single time she doesn't try to fix something by fighting it? with her sobbing alone on the floor
#these two are gonna be the death of me if they dont get their shit TOGETHER#arcane#vi#piltover's finest#arcane s2 spoilers#levi.txt#vi specifically is gonna break my fucking heart. if this woman doesnt get some COMFORT#it was genuinely hard to watch#watching the one person vi has left now leave her too and watching it absolutely shatter her. this character who has been SO stoic#she doesnt even try to fight back she just fucking crumples#like vis life has been HELL and weve still never seen her cry like that#vi cmere how do you like your hot chocolate. do you want to borrow my weighted blanket you can borrow it if you want
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#me every weekend having to remind myself why I put up with this stupid sport#Aston Martin needs to get their shit together and I’m not kidding#FERNANDO!!! GET A TOP 5 FINISH!! AND MY LIFE! IS YOURS!#Aston has me so fucked up im not even hoping for a win or a podium anymore just a top 7 finish 😭#just points#just enough for me to not slam my head thru the drywall#me reminding myself why I run this account#f1#formula 1#f1blr#formula one#aston martin f1#aston martin#fernando alonso 14#fernando alonso#fa14#f1 memes#formula 1 memes#formula one memes#f1 2024
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Erik Lehnsherr is a better man than me, because if a little twink that thinks the world is sunshine and rainbows would have told me "They are just following orders" I would have bitch slapped him all the way to next week.
That alone is proof that they are gay, because if Charles would had told any other jew something along the phrase "They are just following orders", He wouldn't have made it off the fucking beach, let alone continue to be treated like a "friend".
Like for real Charles is so lucky Erik is gay for him. There isn't a single jew, let alone a holocaust Survivor that would have let that slide as smoothly as Erik did.
Being a pretty twink saved his life from his own stupidity.
#x men first class#x men#x men comics#x men movies#erik lehnsherr#Jewish Erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#Erik's crush on Charles saved his life#jewish#jews#jewish representation#antisemitism#cherik#erik x charles#They are just following orders my ass.#Charles get your shit together ok? Like Come'on you won't be that pretty forever you need common sense.#jewblr
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i hate continuously reverting back to denial but dear fucking god i just CAN'T believe it
such an important part of my life for over 12 years and he's just gone
i was here for him when he was 17 and loved green beans and i was here for him when he was 31 and trying to get his life together and i have always loved him all the same
i'm going to be plagued by the what ifs of the rest of his life for the rest of mine
#i always really empathized with him because i also have a drinking problem and it is HARD to deal with addiction#if it makes any of you more sympathetic to addiction as one of your mutuals#i just always felt like. since i grew up with them i thought maybe liam and i would get to heal together and settle into our 30s#as kind of healed humans#and he'll never get the chance#and i think i will but it's so hard. watching him not be able to#i always wanted to talk to him about it one day#and i'll never get to#idk i'm rambling i just love him so much and i'm just. devastated#sam says shit#to keep
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someone asked me what if adam and steve switched vampire and werewolf...
And then since my monsters are purposefully not much visually different because of metaphors, I went more traditional vampire and werewolf...
and then I got carried away...
#they look really good....#the nature of having a long running webcomic with your blorbos#is that whenever you make an AU#or something#or youre like 'what would they look like with long hair?'#or something along those lines#you get hit with this wave of I SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING THIS...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I dont think that though#this would be like an entirely different comic#plus adam is getting locs in the epilogue so#ughhh they look SO fucking good though#also lmfao#steve as a vampire still having some beard even though vampires dont traditionally have much hair#and then adam still not having much body hair despite werewolves traditionally being hairy#THEY WOULDNT HAVE FELT LIKE THEMSELVES...#we're already pushing it here okay...#anyways#I loooove them#I love making little aus#in this one I like to think that theyre like. steve has a big vampire house#and adam rides a motorcycle#and they do night hunting together. or something#idk it can be a story of forbidden love#some romeo and juliet shit or something like that#maybe enemies to lovers. idk I only just got here#anyways.#time and time again#ttawebcomic#time and time again au#adam and steve
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heres your highly requested fluff you fucking animals
#this is all youre getting now SCRAM. we're back to the socratic dialogues after this#anyway this whole game was about how family can be a hodge-podge of whatever you want idk why people keep nuclear-family-itising isafrin#im not accusing anyone of anything i just think its odd that we're not just immediately making that family unit 8 people big minimum#with zero deliniation between the roles shared between 'birth parents' and the other ones. just seems odd to draw those lines#mirabelle isabeau and loop fight for the title of mother: GO#anyway claps my hands together these are the extents of my thoughts here i dont do fankids thats too far into the future for me.#way too many variables. cant extrapolate shit. aint my wheelhouse. this is just here for the joke that loop is a walking baby sensory video#isiloop#sloopis#isat#isat spoilers#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#doodlebyte#i think so confidently calling loop a sensitive insecure fucker gets to merit the spoilers tag. and also idk man it just feels it in nature
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i hate it here so i will go to the secret gardens in my mind (girlblogging on tumblr)
#girlblogging#lana del rey#this is a girlblog#ariana grande#coquette#girl interrupted#taylor swift#tumblr girls#.txt#this is what makes us girls#im just a girl#girlhood#hell is a teenage girl#just girly things#pretty#pretty girls#tumblr get your shit together
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Fourth of July is so funny cuz it’s the one time every year that people decades past their hetalia phase will wake up in a cold sweat and go “there’s only one character I can draw for this day… 👁️👁️💦”
#the haunting sounds of the American theme sneaking up on them the closer it gets to the fourth#like the jaws theme but it’s an eagle screech#eagles don’t even screech the usa’s a sham#this is a very usa centric post#I dunno maybe people in other countries wake up in a cold sweat on their foundation days and go#no… it’s time 👁️👁️💦#shoutout to all my American Hetalia fans waking up today and remembering that they’re hetalia fans#we will get through this together#I hope I get to glimpse fireworks this year#dude last year was such a bummer#I wanted to do sparklers in the backyard but no one wanted to join me so it was just me doing em myself while my family kept trying to#convince me to come back inside :(((#then my dad went hey this year we should get fireworks#NO#no one can have fun cuz you guys were mean to me last year >:(#slash j btw it’s not a big deal I’m just salty lol#when you’re the only one full of whimsy in your family 😔#happy birthday America#get your shit together#❤️🤍💙#hetalia#aph america#hws america#alfred f jones
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