#just clown and sneeg

[heartcircus]

How’s uh… how’s losa doing? Is Ros doubting/not not trusting them again😭😭? If losa breaks up I swear to god idk if Clown will ever come back to the server lmao

they're okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ros clarified that she still trusts them and knows they clearly have her back, she was just having trouble explaining how sometimes the people in the kingdom generally respond to her words with actions rather than just words and that she just Needs the verbal reassurance not necessarily the action ^_^

[cavolini-green-tea]

O! Sneeg and Realm! Philza meet up

[nexahexagon]

The Realm doodles of Sneeg and Ros!!

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Oh yeah, the great outdoors! All we need is a can of beans, and we'll have a good time.

Phil: There's two empty seats, I can't remember what– who they're for though. [Snorts then leans off-screen and laughs]

Fit: [Slowly realizes what Phil said] ...No. No. No. No! No! NO! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS, PHIL. Ok? We are not doing this.

Sneeg: Do you wanna talk about it...?

Phil: [Continues laughing]

Fit: No man, this- this man thinks trauma is funny. He thinks trauma is funny– He thinks interpersonal emotional trauma is funny! Yeah, we're all laughing, Phil. We're all laughing. Yeah– [Monotone voice] "Hahaha! So funny." So funny. So funny.

Sneeg: Alright, bro. Why don't you go–

Fit: Gaslight girlboss, right? Yeah, that's what we do, that's what we do.

Phil: Oh my god– [Exhales and laughs] That tickled me, that was a good one. Uh, right–

[embracedfire]

Shape language :)

[kristiliqua]

watching sneeg and clown argue is so funny because holy hell i’ve never realized how sneeg is SUCH an instigator for literally no reason other than Its Funny and Being A Little Shit

[churrobird]

despite what many would assume at passing glance, clown's type usually wasn't... strong. not in a physical sense, at least.

no, admittedly, clown had a fondness, of sorts, for people weaker than him. of course, he wouldn't be enamored by an innocent goody-two-shoes; ros' sleeping but easily-awoken viciousness sprung to mind.

but he had always thrived in the role of a protector. he enjoyed being able to show his love through fighting tooth and nail for those he cherished. selfishly, he loved the idea of being needed.

but that didn't mean he didn't respect strength. from where he was from, he'd be an utter fool not to.

he had respected pili for his strength. pili fought long and hard, an agonizing hour straight, the fight only ending when pili's last set of armor gave out and he laid down his weapon in exhaustion.

he hadn't reciprocated pili's obvious attraction. he respected him, sure, but he never could've fallen for someone who put him on such a pedestal, and that wasn't even accounting for the fact that he had hurt ros. and, well,

clown tended to prefer his partners weaker than him.

sneeg hovers in the air a good five blocks above him, crossbow aimed directly between clown's eyes. a smug smile pulls at his face, eyes crinkling with a condescending challenge. a challenge for clown to pick a fight they both knew he wouldn't win.

"should we find out if my crossbow can instakill? or are you gonna give me that shard?"

clown swallows harshly, an unconscious response, fortunately obscured by his mask.

...but that didn't mean he couldn't find it very attractive, given the right circumstances.

he knew he had missed a lot while he was away, but void, was sneeg strong.

nirvana, he had called it. divinity running through his veins, achieved with his own blood, sweat, and tears. but sneeg had hung there in the air with no effort at all, as if he had been made to be higher than the rest of those mere mortals.

clowns harshest strikes with his most enchanted axe had done nothing, little cuts that sealed within seconds. sneeg had simply laughed at his attempt.

that prideful little expression that sneeg got when he knew he had bested clown made the archmage's heart stutter in his chest. and if he pressed harder with his insults, kept coming back for more failed strikes, just to get that look thrown his way again, and again, and again,

then no one would know.

and that wasn't to mention the sculk that had layered itself over sneeg's entire body. the engineer had looked... hesitant, when he had shown clown. he had stripped off his armor with ease, sure, had made a little throw-away comment about him dying with enough nonchalance to give clown whiplash.

but clown knew sneeg. he knew that tense, questioning look in his eyes. a fragile worry of being truly feared.

truthfully, he hadn't been scared at all. sure, sneeg was certainly more menacing now- his tall, broad frame pronounced further by dark sculk, but he didn't scare clown. in fact, his new intimidating presence was... respectful, though he would rather pull his teeth than say that aloud and feed sneeg's ego. obviously, clown could appreciate a good ominous aura, he had one himself, after all, and he knew that it made sneeg... well-

fuck, it was hot.

the way sneeg had effortlessly chased after him, keeping pace from above even as clown used his ender pearls. a merciless predator, calling down a mocking question,

"you think you can get away that easily?"

he was vicious, he was powerful, and fuck, did clown love him more than anything.

[katescribblesabit]

im thinking about losa of course, and when Clown comes back (pls its been so long) and hears about the accident at the second ball, i feel like he would just go attack Sneeg without question.

But since Sneeg has nirvana and is the highest level the constant crits aren't doing anything so he just stands there like "yeah i deserve this, be careful tho don't hurt yourself"

[bigmoon-is-bigwife]

You know sometimes I forget just how much bloodlust TR!Ros has and I think she does too until she gets lost in it. Ros saw weakness in Alien Pili and immediately went on the offensive and started chasing him. She took a lot of joy in seeing him cower and cry and was intentionally trying to break his armor to make him defenseless. This isn't even new behavior either, Ros has done similar things with people like Harry and other weaker Red Faction members. She likes when people cower from her and gets lost in the adrenaline of it. It's why she keeps killing low level players and it's part of why she ended up killing Alien Pili. She gets caught up in the rush of being the attacker and the power that comes with it that she forgets to hold back. Stronger players often fight back and/or don't humor her so it's not as fun for her so she backs off but weaker players panic in a way that gives her a thrill and she forgets to stop. It's like a prey drive in a way and she doesn't know how to control it and that's why she's so dangerous to weaker players. She was wanting to attack Eloise the other day for the fun of it and everyone around her told her not to because Eloise was much weaker. Ros said she wouldn't kill her but given her reputation for accidentally going too far, they were right to step in. Ros has earned her reputation for a reason and I think it's because she's so used to feeling like the victim that she forgets she is just as capable of being dangerous.

[sunshinereani]

you can take LOSA out the twohickey but you can't take the twohickey fights out of LOSA

[cloversandsunshine]

losa nation what do we think about a soul eater au for polylosa? And yes this is also so I can get more ppl into my fav anime/manga >:3c

The other option is black butler but I'm too upid to follow the original source material (fake fan alerttt /s)

[djevelbl]

like i get why sneeg was making a trump impression on his stream in the 11th (i think it was the 11th) but like. WHY is he DOING IT

[nexahexagon]

Spare some LoSA..... spare some LoSA for the poor....... please some LoSA..

Clown’s a little extra colored, but that’s cuz his design is literally so insanely basic without color. But anyways! Semi-fancy LoSA designs with them both actually on Sneeg’s shoulders this time!

[infinity-or-oblivion]

so um. i may or may not have started writing a realm smp hunger games au where ros and aimsey are from the same district and get picked in the reaping and try to keep each other safe but ultimately only one of them walks out of the arena. and also clown is ros’ brother and a victor with the highest kill count of any hunger games and i get really in my feels about that sibling dynamic. also owen is caesar flickerman. so basically ummmm if anyone wants that please start pressuring me to actually get it written

(check reblogs i posted a little snippet of this!!)

[magnecalliope]

im already so cozy in bed so i cant offer a lot of thoughts right now but i do think its interesting that people keep saying sneeg doesnt struggle the same ways that ros does and thats why she is afraid to approach him with her problems when he's probably died almost as many times as she has, and usually for far dumber reasons. the entire reason that clown and sneeg became friends is because clown was helping him find ways to protect himself when he got down to one life after getting got by a creeper while hunting down pangi. he actually arguably has more in common with ros re: dying careless deaths and needing someone to look out for him than he does clown, he just carries himself with more confidence than ros does so its easy to forget that.

[kristiliqua]

team ass being so integral to the kingdom and therefore the overall lore of the server means so much to me because sneeg is a part of that . he is recognized as a skilled player and person and that makes me happy because !!! my streamer !!!!!